>"Care for some tea, Anon?"

>>25701926
Sure. Mint. One lump of sugar.

>>25701926
"nuh-uh, you're not going to get me, this time! Last time you offered me 'tea', I ended up drinking your period! FUCK YOU, RARA!"

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Only if it's bomb plot tee.

>>25701944
Rares, I know I said you can relax around me, but these pranks are going too far now.

This is some bomb ass tea though.

>>25701968
>"Oh Darling, I'm glad you like it. It's made with my pubic hair."

>>25701980
No wonder. I thought I saw streaks of Girl Gray.

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>>25701980
>"You always said you wanted to cum inside of me...and now looks like a bit of me...is inside...of you...[heavy breathing intensifies]"

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>>25701926
>"WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEA?!"

>>25701926
I'm actually drinking some peppermint tea right now. Nice and comfy for Hearths Warming Eve season.

>>25702002
>The Dalek Fashionista
>"UN-COUTH! EX-TER-MI-NA-TE!"

>>25701926
What's the name of the artist?

>>25702011
It's Uotapo, I guess.

>>25701980
"No wonder this tea tastes like fish."
>Anon continues to drink his tea while looking Rarity in the eyes

>>25702011
>>25702027
It's baekup. He (she?) hasn't made anything in a while though.

why do Koreans make the best EQG art?

>>25702027
Nope. Thanks anyway. Found it myself. It's baekgup.

>>25702049
Because they're asian.

>>25702049
aw, my bad. I felt it was kinda wrong...

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>>25701926
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot

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>>25701926
"Wow, this is some bomb ass tea Rarity. I gotta tell Shining!"

>>25701926
no tea,thanks,I’d just love some TEA-tees

>>25702097
>"...you want what?"
"I want your bags, I wanna feel them."
>"...you mean the tea bags, right?"
"And then I want to stick my spoon between them, while I squeeze and let their flavored juice pour out onto the handle..."
>"Anon, I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable with what you're saying..."
"I just want to feel the wetness of your bags while they are still warm and juicy. And then lick evey drop outta them, while you moan in amazement and sheer excitement..."
>"...S-Sunset? Help?"

That's it. Some writefag do an Anon X Dalek story.

>>25701926
>"What kind of tea, rarara?"

>>25702122
Continue...

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>>25702002

>>25702001
>Yandere Rara just wants Anon to, quite literally, be all hers
>Anon just thinks Rarity is a kickass prankster

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This is now a Dalek thread

>>25702002
>>25702010
>>25702202
I have a titanic need for green about a dalek Rarity. Except everyone is oblivious to the fact shes a dalek besides anon. I believe this would be worthy of many keks.

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Bobbies and biscuits

>>25701926
No, tea is for faggots, women, and Britbongs

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>>25704727

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>>25703419
>SEEK!
>LOCATE!
>SHITPOST!

>>25701926
why is her tampon in her tea?

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>>25702002
>>25702010
>>25703243
>>25703419
>>25704680
>>25705613

In Soviet Britain, Rarity exterminates you:

...and when Daleks watch MLP:FiM, whenever Rarity appears, they hide behind the sofa.

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>>25704727

As Drew Pritchard & Tee demonstrates here (in this scene from "Salvage Hunters"), partaking of Tea & Cake is very Manly.

Thus if you don't, you're a homo with AIDS.

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>>25702122

>Gratuitous Double Entendres worthy of "Viz" comic's Finbarr Saunders

Rarity asks for a biscuit to have with her tea. So I give her one.

...and Rarity liked the McVitie's Chocolate Digestive too.