CYOA Discussion

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Second for FruitxBlitz babymaking.

>>25700117
Whatever'th for whatever.

>>25700229
Looks like a 'shop.

Are we still doing the "MC letters to Celestia" thing? Yes we are.

>Dear Princess Celestia, lady of the sun,
>Enclosed is a mixtape that is actually just the song Roundabout by a band called Yes. I have been listening to this all day and I need to get it away from me. Please send this to the sun, hopefully back to whatever accursed realm it came from.
>Thank you, F. P.

"I'll be the round about
The words will make you out 'n' out
You change the day your way
Call it morning driving" PLEASE IGNORE THIS

>>25700278
But anon, Yes is the second best band ever.

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>>25700330

Late again!
I'm Sorry.

>>25700330

>>25700299
>second

What's the first, Anon?_

I colored a bird.
http://i.imgur.com/nsnlv5Z.png

>>25700404
King Crimson

>>25700299
Third best, actually, and Faux's problem(yes he has a very depressing name) is the fact that he's the kind of pony to play one song on loop for a day and never listen to anything else.

Isn't that a symptom of autism? Good lord he's like the Driver but not Ryan Gosling.

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>>25700404
The holy trinity of course
>>25700412
Also good, but not the best.

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>>25700412
Is that a JoJoke or are you being serious?

What's their best track?

>>25700407
I DON'T WANT TO FUCK GRIFFONS, WHY AM I HARD

I REFUSE TO FUCK ANYTHING BUT HORSE VAGOOO, DON'T TORTURE ME LIKE THIS, YES I'M MAD WITH AROUSAL

>>25700431
Either epitaph or Elephant Talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISH3ud4x474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKIoEr2ZXD8

>>25700431
Embrace the catbutt.

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So what are we calling our meme baby?

I want Auraquest to be finished

I want Terror? (Fear?) (Horror?) Quest to be finished
The one with the unicorn that gets her hoof chopped off and her horn broken

Also, (Nips?) made good jump scare GIFs

Man I can't even recall them correctly, it had been a long time.

>>25700964
>I want Terror? (Fear?) (Horror?) Quest to be finished
>The one with the unicorn that gets her hoof chopped off and her horn broken

Sounds like LOST.

>>25700967
>LOST
Fuck, you're right
Man, I'm getting too old for this shit

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>>25700964
That would be LOST, and yes he did.

Too bad it's over for good.

>>25700973
>Too bad it's over for good.
Explain

Good for the the main character? Then yes
Otherwise, I'd like to see it finished even if that implies hurt her a little more

>>25700989
>he doesn't know

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>>25700973
It's not over. I'm actually really excited to start it up again.
>>25690525
Is this what you guys would want? Ultimately, I'm okay with doing whatever you guys think is best. It's already been shown that I'm not the best when deciding things like this, so I'll leave it up to you guys.

>>25700998
He'll learn.

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>>25700989
>he doesn't know

running joke because Nips is always ded

>>25701002
If it's close to finished I'd rather PP be gotten out of the way.

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>>25701002
As much as the thought of LOST and the others returning excites me n-not that I believe you or anything, PP should probably be taken care of.
Just in time for St. Patrick's Day!

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>>25701002
Nips, frankly I don't think you can even hold to your schedule if this keeps up. 7 posts in 4 days with the last update being 3 days ago does not look good.

I keep expecting PP to finish. I'm always thinking it's so close to done that you might as well keep going and finish it, but updates are so few and far between that I don't even know anymore.

Like, I know you're free to spend your time however you want, and I don't want to be that guy who's always crying "Do the thing I want", but seeing you in streams doing other stuff even when it's still early is disappointing.

>>25701002

Damn it Nips, you said you weren't going to reveal anymore of Rem's alien daughter until the quest started back up.

I FEEL BETRAYED! That it wasn't lewd

>>25701002

Finish PP first please.

It will be more comforting to us, knowing that we don't have to worry about it taking time from NE or Lost when they start back up.

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>>25701041
>7 posts in 4 days with the last update being 3 days ago

I bust my ass to get multiple updates out in a timely fashion per session, even when I don't want to run, and he can't do two?

>>25701081
Isn't a session when you have time to constantly update until the session is over?

>>25701081
Finals are coming up, too.
Maybe he just has schoolwork as well

I want to hug nips and whisper gently in his ear to finish PP

>>25700998
>>25701004
>>25701008
I would ask about that thing I dont know
But something tells me I shouldn't ask questions, specially here

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>>25701243
That spoiler is really all it is, Anon.

>>25701248
So it's just a joke?

Sorry, I can't keep up you young lads jokes

>>25701254
It's a joke that started when his computer crashed during a session of Subquest.
Back then it was ironic because he probably had the best work ethic of any QM.

Now it's all too true...

>>25701254
It's a joke rooted from the predecessor liche joke and a dead computer. Now it more reflects how Nips has 5 quests that people like but he rarely runs so none of them will progress much. It's an evolved meme.

Six threads over three quests over three months (since September), leaving two quests dead.

>>25700913
what quest is this from?

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I know innkeeper flat out told me not to, but I still want to make a system for him, even if it will never be used. It's REALLY fun

here is the tentative upgrade list (limited to 10 in each category for sanity) alphabetized until I can tier these in a satisfying manner.
final version will have upgrade properties and a more fleshed out growth system for the inn to help players make decisions.

The system starts out fairly simple, and currently assumes the inn is still a shitheap with no upgrades or functions. In order to fully unlock trees to pursue, you will have to focus on remodeling certain areas to make them workable bases for you to start expanding. Development tree expansion points are marked in their category color.

Additionally. this system is somewhat tiered in that you cannot purchase or install some functions without having a specific prerequisite (i.e. you cannot expand your spirits inventory without expanding the tavern first, just as you cannot commission live performers without a stage), but for most other purchasable functions, you can simply pay for the installation. Again, I haven't finished it YET so bear with me here.

Currently, certain upgrades are set to provide or encourage different clientele. (i.e. Podium and Projector Screen upgrade will encourage business ponies and the like to use your inn as a corporate gathering hall.)

There is currently an incomplete list of upgrade functions located here: http://pastebin.com/e4dGx9dE (embed)
As well as an incomplete list of classifications your Inn can receive: http://pastebin.com/kX9a2nXN (embed)

Additionally, the current system will classify your inn upon reaching certain point thresholds, also causing certain clientele to gravitate or be repelled from your inn (i.e. making a Country Club will repel Night-Lifers)

Again, I know this falls into the realm of 'no one asked for this' but as I said before, this is turning out to be really fun to make

can't stop me
any questions?

>>25701346
Why do you need to make this if JAD is perfect?

>>25701343
Shooting Stars, Urban Survival, Entrapment, and Semantic Error.

Does anyone have that pic of the size comparisons for the shooting star characters?

>>25700913
Fem Gar 2 cute. Needs a nice zebra to love her

>>25701441

Is this true? Why did you guys remove the Filly Fantasy adventures? I remember them being there like 2 month ago. And I'm speaking as someone who was participating in it for most of it.

>>25701456
I thought he asked Amm to take them off...

>>25701456
We don't control the site. There's one guy, tripfags as Amm, who does. He's the gatkeeper and QM's must moisten his anus with prompt and passionate kisses in the secret club meetings to get on his site.

>>25701456
>filly fantasy adventures
Never heard of em and I've been here for months.

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>>25701472
Because that was mostly last year. It lasted for months but I think it ended in June.

>>25701002
Damn our daughteru is huge.

>>25701290
It's obvious Nips overdone his job, now all his quests are overwhelming him

I dont know why the lad insisted on creating 6 quests; I'm not saying is a bad thing, but a simple man (with a normal amount of free time) just can't handle that amount of stories.

Even more, knowing /mlp/ demanding nature.

>>25701456
What a bitch, he couldn't just come here and ask?

>>25701552

Let the bantz commence

>>25701456
>you guys

>>25701456
Wow, all these assumptions.

>>25701534
I was thinking that too. Snowball fight when?

>>25700913
Berry Blast

billying Filly Fantasy QM when

>>25701534
Rem's daughteru is the best because she iz da biggest.

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>>25700407
borb

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>>25701534
It's even better because Rem's a big mare herself.

>>25701929
For you.

>>25701929
No, the other mares are just small.

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>>25701932
For Patches.

>>25701985
Yes, that would make her a big mare.

>>25701999
But only for them.

>>25701991
Silly Patches, you're supposed to be on her back.

>>25702015
Don't you remember he's military? He likes it this way.

>>25702009
_________________________________uuuu

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>>25701999
>>25702009

>>25701002
Leave it for next Halloween

>JAD gets good waifu discussion
>M&M somehow dug up something to shitfling about
Why is this, Anon?

>>25702311
JAD players are of a higher caliber obviously. Nah, chances are it's because the M&M drama was initiated with the phrase "Now I'm going to start playing just to get Blitz fucked in the ass."

It started out with contention.

>>25702323
Which is funny because I'm 75% sure the guy who said that is long gone now.

But seriously, it's just wizards who couldn't figure out relationships with a step by step guide.

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>>25702359
Running another session, feel free to join.

>>25702311
>hey lets talk about the lewds M&M got a month ago
>I think Jet should fuck Eve

Obviously someone wanted to start drama and succeeded.

a CYOA about literally nothing when

>>25702365
Still here. Never did get around to reading it or playing funnily enough.

>>25702391
>keking Blitz
Don't let your memes be memes.

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>>25700117
So what's the new hot type of Quest that everyone wants to play now a days? Is lewd still supreme?

>>25702401
The kind with pones

>>25702392
>You are a horse.
>Except you're dead.
>It's cold, clammy, and you can't move.
>Darkness surrounds you.
>There is literally nothing.
>What do?

>>25702401
the kind with billy

>>25702419
'Billy' is a hijacker original, DoughnutSteel.

>>25702440
>hijacker original
finally

>>25702440
>Hijacker original

Isn't that an oxymoron?

>>25702412
contemplate existence.

>>25702412
search the nothing for no bits

>>25702450
>You search the darkness for bits.
>But you find nothing.
>Nothing exists in this realm.
>You contemplate your existence.
>Are you truly dead? What is this hell?
>While your corporeal form perished long ago, you still exist.
>Lying in this coffin, your flesh and brain must have rotted long ago, yet here you still are.
>You think, therefore you must be, right?
>Your soul must be damned to this cruelty for the rest of eternity, naught but your own thoughts to keep you company.
>How long until you lose those? How long until you go insane?
>Perhaps you already are.

>>25702494
If your body isn't here any more, how sure are we that we can't move? Perhaps we merely need to grow accustomed to our spirit form.

Focus all of your will on attempting to move part of your body. The rest will come with time and time is what we have plenty of.

>>25702494
Wander through different realms to find a purpouse on my ethereal life

>>25702494
why wait?
go insane

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>>25702527

>>25702506
>>25702510
>>25702527
>>25702506
>>25702510
>You try to move, but you can't.
>Focusing with all your might, you try to escape your prison.
>But you can't, you're stuck here, bound to the darkness.
>You try to search for purpose, but there is no purpose here.
>You're dead, and you always will be.
>This is your eternity.
>You let the madness overtake you.
>It's a welcome release.
END

>>25702545
Given enough time our grave will erode away and we will be free again.
Attempt to stop being insane when we see light again.

>>25702552
it's over, anon

>>25702545
Happy ending

10/10 quest

>>25702560
Sequel when?

Space will be delayed until tomorrow morning.

>>25702392
I want to see a CYOA in the Sombra Universe.

>>25702632
I want to see a CYOA in the FlimFlam Universe

>>25702632
Your wish is granted
>>25649578

>>25702632
>>25649578

so hol up
*smacks lips*
people gettin them finals?
sheeeeeeeiiitttttttt

>>25702649
>>25702651
Oh damn.
Thanks. Even though its on Sombra's side.

>>25702656
>already done with classes
>just need to do a few more things to day and I can freely plan my cyoa
Thanks Jesus

>>25702545
>/cyoag/ quest

>>25702667
Tell me about it, anon

>>25702835
The quest? I-I don't wanna.

>>25702849
Aw Cmon
Please?

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>>25702871
Ya ever wanted to be a robot?

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>yfw you're not Blitz

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>>25702893
Fuck yes.
I smell meme potential.

STANDING HERE.

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>>25702951
I REALIZE

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>>25702943
/cyoag/ memes > /pol/ memes

>>25702893
Can I be a pretty robot stallion?

>>25703006
Yes

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I always had the idea of a 'Pinkie Pie quest: tales of the inner-self' (may require a drawfag)

>The quest starts with a dark room, then it slowly reveals 'Pinkamena Pie' troubling sleeping, like having a nightmare.
>She seems bruised a little bit, with her straight mane and grey'ish pink; she slowly begin to wake up
>She wonders where is she, the place is old and abandoned, kind of creepy
>Then, she stares at the viewer
>'Who are you, she asks'
>Anons can talk back to Pinkamena, she breaking the fourth wall is not surprising knowing all the random things she used to do in the show
>Pinkamena is scared, and weak; she doesnt know where she is
>Anons proceeds to guide Pinkamena through that eerie place

>>25703023
sign me up

>cyoa built with a mare MC
>people complain that there are too many mare MCs
>changing to a stallion would probably delay when I want to start

why live

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>>25703030

>Turns out, that abandoned, creepy-looking is Pinkie Pie mind, and it's having a crysis
>As she proceeds, things get more and more fucked up; Monsters will appear, REAL monsters that can and will try to harm and kill Pinkamena
>Those monsters resemble a similarity with other ponies, beings and people
>There are very short flashbacks, revealing a grim past; something terrible happened in Poneville, and Pinkie Pie was the only survivor
>The antagonist of the quest; will be literally Pinkie Pie, looking for Pinkamena Pie
>But the thing is that Pinkie Pie is nightmarish representation of all Pinkamena Pie fears, worries, sadness, hate and rage
>'Pinkie Pie' will try to decieve Pinkamena Pie with her lies, that everything is fine, acting completely normal and cheerful
>Funnily contrasting the borderline-demented looking place
>Anons has literally NO power over Pinkamena decisions, but they must somehow persuade Pinkamena into the right way
>If the Anons fail to persude Pinkamena, Pinkie Pie will kill her, as the nightmarish symbol of all her darkness within her
>She must escape from her nightmare
>If Pinkamena Pie dies, in reality, she becomes insane, and will do terrible things, all because you Anon couldn't save her
>If Pinkamena Pie 'escapes her nightmare', she wakes up from the night mare, she doesnt become insane (tho she will emotionally struggle with her past and present)
>Now, Pinkamena Pie must face the empty(?) wastelands that long ago were Ponyville and Equestria, and somehow, survive and find her wait out from that real life nightmare

Also, if Anons really try fucking hard, Pinkamena may call them Guardians, Companions or Friends
If Pinkamena goes Insane, everything will start getting really fucked up, and the Anons will see as they are drag back into the darkness, to forever remain forgotten

One last thing, if Pinkamena dies, the quest ends; there is no extra lifes nor 'saves'

>>25703038
Eh, sex doens't matter as long as the character is good.

>>25703030
>may require a drawfag
>drawfag
>required
yeah, no, sorry

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>>25703038
>MC is a stallion
>All replies are "flirt with her"
every. fucking. time.

>>25703051
>MC is a mare
>first character met your horsebando, no exceptions

>>25703048
I tried

>>25703043
>literally Cry of Fear with ponies

>>25703043
Nigga this sounds Edgy.
You know anyone with actual mental illness? Not rhetorical, legit curious.

>>25703038
>people complain that there are too many mare MCs
When did that happen?

>>25703038
Only plebs will care that much.
Besides, if you make him a dude then someone might say something gay and then into the fort you go.

>>25703066
I never played Cry of Fear

>>25703078
No, but I'm studying for psychiatrist; tho I just started my career
I know it sounds edgy, it really does.
And no, I dont know anyone with a mental illness (With the exception of D.O.W.N. syndrome... poor little guy, he had a sad life)

I picked Pinkie Pie because she's one of the most social dependant ponies, I know most of social people hate being alone; and it's also something common on social creatures, why you think there is a cliche that if you remain alone and isolated for too much time you probably will go insane?
I also like Pinkie Pie because she looks like the most emotionally fragile Pony, as all her friends and everything she knew is forever gone, she must struggles to keep her mind straight (Just imagine yourself in that case, you lost all your family, friends, loved ones, Hell including 4chan itself; you're totally alone in a wasteland)

I know it's fucking edgy, but hell there is nothing wrong on liking something a bit edgy; and it's not like you end convincing Pinka to kill other ponies and stuff (Thats actually the OPPOSITE you should do)
Also, playing the paper of 'The guiding voice' seems really intresting to me

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>>25703061
>first character met your horsebando, no exceptions
Oh shit.

>>25703204
comin fo dat booty

>>25703061
who did we meet first in NE?

>>25703247
The driver
If that doesn't count then Sea Foam.

>>25703247
vroom vroom

>>25703247
The driver who stopped off Rem at the place

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>>25703247
The driver, pic related after that

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>>25703252
>>25703254
>>25703255
>>25703265
>the driver was secretly our husbando

>>25703252
>>25703255
Rem's horsebando us going to show up and see that everyone is dead.

>>25703271
>driver turns up at the end to save the day
>kills the big bad
>drops a witty one liner
>walks away for the exploding base with Rem in his arms

>>25703290
>"S-So what is your name?"
"Name's Dandy, baby, I work for the Threshold."

>>25703305
how old is Dandy anyway?
>chasing after OLD ASS MARES

>>25703330
R-Rem is a lady and a sensual.

>>25703305
>The EPU is Threshold
wew

>>25703330
#rude

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>>25703265
>ponut just barely visible behind her tail
I cannot sufficiently describe how unf this picture is

>>25703353
I wanna be that suit

anyone up for a mid-day sekrit club?
https://picarto.tv/Pandacraft

>>25703388
Nigga I was about to take a nap.

>>25703402
No naps
Only quests

>>25703447
Fuck ur shit. Imma take a snooze. Maybe check it out later.

>>25703388
>https://picarto.tv/Pandacraft
Secrit club at normal hours? Fuck yeah.

>>25703388
I cannot set my username.

>>25703607
quest mode is on, dunno why it wouldnt work.

>>25703639
It says someone else uses the name. I used it in a different stream. Does it influence the problem?

>>25703655
no idea. maybe? just add a 1 or something.

Need more cuddle piles

>>25704085
this.
Can we get a cuddle pile of every MC from every CYOA?

>>25704113
Massive cuddle pile collage when?

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>>25704085
curdle purls?

Can we have a picture of a pretty stallion with a stupid face?

>>25704121
When someone talented enough decides to make it.

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Colored a bat and his dick.

>>25704113
>Gar is on the bottom

>>25704203
>>25704235
heh

>>25702646
You Are Thrackerzod Quest when?

>>25704203
But that chest tuft tho

>>25704453
>XXX Slutty Chestfluff Stallions 4 XXX

>>25704491
>tuftzone.com

>>25704491
>tufthub.com

>>25704491
tufttube.com

I want more sekrit cloob that involves seeing the game.

>>25704491
>Watch as anon mercilessly rubs two tiny stallions together so hard that their chest tufts crackle with static and they beg like the tuft sluts they are

>>25704768
Someone must stop that guy.

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>>25704805
[muffled rubbing in the distance]

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So how do you like you CYOA combat? Do you prefer free form 'no rules' kind of systems or do you like having some semblance of structure?

>>25704913
Oh hey it's this question again.

Why is this general so gay?

>>25704930
What was the answer last time?

>>25704996
It's just because OiE is absent. They would be gayest if they were still present.

>>25704913
both work if you do them well
Hard stats can feel rewarding when the players manage to fight efficiently.
Free form gives the players and the QM more wiggle room in combat to make it go right.

>>25704996
no ur gay

>>25704996
>these monosexual plebs always complaining

>>25705030
Just make sure you have some limits on the PC.

>>25704996
Because 33.3% of us are gay
Don't look at me, look at the (rigged?)polls instead

>>25705146
I'd be even gayer if I were pretty enough, but I can't sustain my gayness with what I have.

>>25705146
>this big amount of literal faggots
We need another cleansing.

>>25705167
Found the faggot.

>>25705146
Not me.

>>25705181
hot opinion.

>gayfags
rofl

>>25705233
>30 yo
>still virgin
rofl

>>25705233
>>25705310
>biological functions
lmao

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Famous last words from MC's

>>25705338
What are you going to do, stab me?

>>25705146

http://strawpoll.me/6215738

>>25705364
>no "wizardry" option

>>25705364
is it a horse dick?

>>25705338
Well you seem friendly enough.

>>25705338

"Wow, so that's how you get your kicks?"
"Beating a defenseless mare in a dark, unsanitary back alley?"

"Pff, wow. How climactic."
"I can tell you really know drama.."

"..not..."

"Look, tonight while you're in bed, you're not gonna remember a thing about this gross brutality."
"Not one damned thing."

"Why all this effort for a fuzzy memory?"
"Wait for the right time, bleed her and savour it."

"Or maybe you don't have the patience?"

>>25705364
>no both option
Plebs pls go.

>>25705310
>there are people who arent wizards

>>25705413
"Would totally a dick" doesn't say anything about hating marevag

>>25705445
this to be honest family, shake my head

>>25705445
It's a rather obvious implication tbqhimoolad

>>25705487
>>25705513
>niggerposters
WE WUZ KINGGGGSSS ANDD SHEEEEEITTTTTTT

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It's true you know.

>>25705398
Oh god no.

>>25705398
I fail to see which one MCs could say all that.

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>>25705398

>>25705623
>there are people who don't know
That officially puts it in the category of myth.

>>25705623
Wait, you don't know?

>gay
>straight
>wizard
>Not using the Kinsey scale

Tip Top Kek you fags.

>>25705623
>he doesnt know about the biggest blunder of all cyoas

>>25705664
>do a Kinsey test
>"The test failed to match you to a Kinsey Type profile. Either you answered some questions wrong, or you are a very unusual person."
The internet amuses me.

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>>25705664
>all these newfags with their preferences

>>25705685
>do a Kinsey test
>non-sexual

Being born was a mistake.

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>>25705623
>I fail to see which one MCs could say all that.
It doesn't matter what they could say, but what you want them to say.
CYOApones are nothing but toys for our enjoyment and that time a CYOApone had to die so we can have a more interesting story.

Too bad no one can appreciate it.

>>25705685
>Online Kinsey test
That's where your problem is. It's not like you can answer truthfully without someone trying to get the truth out of you.

>>25705761
For such a wide spectrum, the questions for online tests don't usually account for middle ground.

It's usually either you're wholly A or wholly B

>>25705842
Well it's not the type of test that you take online, it's the one where someone actually has to judge your answers and ask the right questions. An internet one would either put you on 0 or 3 or 7 and not one of the others I guess.

Active threads

JAD: >>25664258
Galloping Steel: >>25696743
Alchemy: >>25611490
Crystal Warlock: >>25649578
SamQuest: >>25680616
FOE: >>25678415
Semantic Error: >>25592329
Vampony: >>25568958
Coltquest: >>25690903
Threshold: >>25671437
Across the Ocean: >>25686232
Trottingham: >>25613430
Sunset: >>25612666
Archipelago: >>25612611

wow, your cyoa a shit

>>25705975
I give that 0.9 sundances out of sundance.

>>25706034
That's why I took a break.

Partially. Other part is that I'm either sad, drunk or I have no time to run.

>>25705975
edgycorn

>>25705975
the god damn bathtub tho

>>25705975
>not Princess of Edge

>>25705973

>Still no Escape Velocity

Rocketeer pls. Bby come back.

>>25705146
I'm only gay for horses. All human dicks except mine are disgusting for me, but horse cocks are nice.

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>>25705700
>has a heartbeat
>had a heartbeat
Everytime.

>tfw no one noticed rki's new update
>>25705827

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>>25705745
>CYOA Pones are nothing but toys for our enjoyment...
>>25705975
Are we edgefagging today? Do I edge thread now?

Alright, I'll hop on the train.

Somebody stop me please I'm a monster...

>>25706329
Don't you dare to stop. You like torturing ponies and we know it.

Happy water break, Nadine :^)

>>25706329
...is she literally impaled to her seat? Ow.

>>25705975
>cake on fire again
NO

>>25706329
CYOApones are not real so it's ok.

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Remember not to rub those tiny stallions together too hard, messes can happen

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>>25705975
ponies are not for abuse

>>25706426
They are, they aren't for sexual, though.

Favorite CYOA edgepone?

>>25706438
>>25705745

>>25706387
but why does mess happen

>>25706430
Sexual abuse quest when?

>>25706505

ColtQuest has been running for a while now, Anon.

cutequestria cyoa when damnit

>>25706478
Because you just can't rub certain places on them together, they can't help it

>>25706536
never

>>25705999
Trottingham is back

>>25706549
But I want to rub their tummies

>>25706536
I want to force a mare to boop her own foals at squirtgun-point.

>>25706597
Tummies are ok. Rubbing them together any lower is a no

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>>25706438
Paper

I got a paper cut from the edge.

barney cyoa when

>>25706721
Don't invoke his name.

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>>25706853
It's always season to be Soviet.

>>25706853
You've had enough vodka for one season.

>>25706889
I haven't been on /mlp/ for 3 months. I comeback to the archive and see this. https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/text/RITS/

can some one please explain?

Also, pardon my tripcode, i'm having a hard time trying to remember it. I believe this is what it was.

>>25706931
You are a meme, comrade.

>>25706931
You have become pure memeium

>>25706960
Are you proud of yourself?

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>>25706961

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>>25706931
>pony kai is coming back.
>RITs comes back

the return of the original /cyoag/

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. This shit is fucking gold!

Sometimes i wish i never wrote that CYOA, now i'm glad i did. I'm pure fucking meme juice.

RITSpone is actually a really lucky pone.
He not even appeared in a CYOA and he bangs________ Choosie.

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>>25706931
You can't fight nature, RITS... Wind blows, rain falls, and not everyone is bound to succeed.

>>25706978
The second coming.
The rebirth.
CYOAG 2: Memetic Boolgaloo With A Vengeance

>>25706998
so uh... who's choosie?

>>25707018
uu wot m9

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>>25707018

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>>25707018
She's the only reason you're not dead.

>>25707018
I'm utterly disgusted with you.
Please, go away and never come back.

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>>25706994

>>25707045

>I haven't been on /mlp/ for 3 months.

another thing, holy shit now that i look back at my posts, they were so fucking cancerous and cringey to read. I'm really sorry for those of you who read it. Now if you excuse me, i have a pastebin to burn and a head that needs a bullet through it.

>>25707077
>Now if you excuse me, i have a pastebin to burn and a head that needs a bullet through it.
No need for bathwatering.

>>25707077
>they were so fucking cancerous and cringey to read
>commie cyoa
>expecting it to not be cancerous and cringy from the get go

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>>25707282

>>25707077
At least you're not Coltshan.

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>>25707294

Is coltshan worse than 1liner?

>>25707007
>>25707077
>>25707478
These memes have aged like fine wine.

So when are the pones expecting?

>>25707478
Is Coltshan worse than Micro?

>>25702646
I was trying to make one before I realized that I'm not funny.

>>25707983
>tfw can't do any tone except dead fucking serious

>>25707992
>tfw can't do any tone except ANIME

>>25708008
Shade pls

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It's too late to get anything meaningful done, but when's that ever stopped me?!
>>25671437

glacier clear paper pone when

>>25708142
goldface.jpg

>>25707077
One of your countrymen runs a CYOA now. Just so you know.

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>>25700964

Once, before the ruler of the sun, lived a young princess. She ruled over a land much like ours and yet it was more distant than any ocean. Her kingdom lay across the stars.

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>>25708282

Her people were happy and grateful to her, for she had helped them conquer science. The kingdom to would strive to accomplish the impossible, to create an inexhaustible source of energy. They searched closer than their own essence to further than the darkest reaches of the sky.

They built a tower taller than any castle to search across the void. After many months, something finally answered.

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>>25708297

A being more ancient than the stars, an eater of civilizations, answered the call. The beast ripped through to the princesses world, hungry to drain her kingdom of every resource including happiness itself.

The princess struggled to defend her domain, she fought until her last breath as the ancient god poured through the torn sky.

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>>25708308

When it looked that all was lost, the princess used her power to reverse the beasts destruction and banish it across the void. Space healed and time flowed backwards, but to use this power the princess sacrificed that which was more precious to her the even her life, her memories.

She would forget every friendship, every family member, every happy experience, but it would save her kingdom and her subjects.

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>>25708313

Torn from her reality, she would sit outside of existence for eternity, never knowing if her ponies were saved. She would never know, for she only remembered the silence.

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>>25708323

But there would be hope. Even if she'd forgotten her legacy and those who loved her, they would remember her.

They would try everything to save her, for as she could only ever remember the loneliness of the cold abyss, they would only ever remember her love.

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>>25708332

>>25708332
Consider this your meme permit

>>25708332
That's a pretty cool start. Now what?

>>25708332
Aren't you supposed to be running Sam right now?

I mean this was pretty cool, but uh Sam is rapidly falling off the board...

>>25708381
niceme.me

>>25708421
>>25689234

>>25708439
That was two days ago, he's updated twice fairly rapidly after that, so I assumed a new 'night' had started.

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>>25706092

>mfw someone commissions bathwater as a bathtub full of grog.

>mfw it sticks.

Who is responsible for this so that we can forever ban them from commissions.

>>25708516
It fits though, doesn't it?

>>25708384

http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/aura/12092165#navbar

neat.

>>25708516
Then make your own.

>>25708516
pls anon, it fits well

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>>25706631
That was pretty edgy. Personally, I think this was the darkest moment in AoO.

>>25708572
I don't get it.

>>25708604
Maybe someone can enlighten you.

>>25708646
>>25708604
Kai used a really fucking dark pallet for the quest. So much so that we missed a plot critical thing at one point because the scene was so fucking dark.

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>>25708670

>>25708670
You mean when that thing attacked the tree house? Dude that thing was only like 10 pixels big anyway.

>>25708689
that's a pretty flower

>>25708689
I did miss the 'enlighten' joke, but I was assuming the picture referred to the art.

>>25708698
No we saw that. Kai told us later that we were supposed to pick up a potion that let us read and speak their language in the room with the fireplace.
Basically the books there would have explained a bunch of shit but we missed the potion because it was nearly as dark as the background. So we had to get Jerkicorn to do the spell which ended up with us being collared and all that shit.

>>25708726
Why was he outside? I legitimately thought it was some random pony that got gored because why the fuck would you go outside?

>>25708516
I'm cool with it.
Even if the logistics of this situation are a bit odd.

When will Shade finally get his anime waifu?

>>25709241
never

>>25709241
Floral already sells her plant growth formula in Neighpon. That counts, right?

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>>25709264
Not quite

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>>25709241
When he believes hard enough.

>>25709286
But Anon, why is the face so stupid?

>>25709306
Who knows. Bigger question is why is Shade so attracted to it?

>>25709322
Manipulative, controlling, big flank, and has stupid overpowered magic that she grossly misuses.

>>25709347
But mostly big flank

>>25709241
No, shade will feel the pain like the rest of us
>tfw shes not real