>come home >see this on your bed Wat do?

ask them where their vaginas disappeared to

Body slam.

>>25695274
HOLY SHIT THREE TALKING JAILBAIT HORSE

>>25695274
>open window
>throw them out the window into the cold Canadian winter night
>close window
>go to sleep
What do i win.

>>25695274
Ask them who they're crushing on, and be filled with autistic joy when they either confirm my ships or create new ones for me to nerdgasm about.

>>25695274
sage

>>25695305
They haven't grown in yet.

>>25695274
1. take a pencil
2. add them vagoos and ponuts
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

>>25695395
should be to
>>25695305

>>25695274
Hug them all like an autist and then play sock-skating with them on the kitchen floor.

>>25695446
And then touch them inappropriately.

Ask them if I can get some sleep. I'm pretty tired.

>>25695274
Fuck?

ask them why they changed my sheets

>>25695274
Anybody got the Deviantart guy reaction image?