This ought to be good.
>>25693528
The guys in Expendabros.
Fucking Octavia.
I will fucking kill myself now.
>>25693528
>>25693578
Shit anon you beat me to it
>>25693528
>Played an RTSG
>There's no main character
>But I'm the one controlling everything
>I'll fuck my pony
>>25693528
>Little Mac is going to fuck Rarity
Im going full Cůck and im going to watch it happening.
>>25693528
>Favourite pone
Octavia
>The Protagonist
That kid from Undert-
>>25693578
>>25693590
...okay.
>>25693528
>CS:GO
>Generic CT
>"Fire in the hole"
Bomb has been planted.
fallout 4
my character is me
Rome 2 doesn't have a protagonist, so I'm safe.
>>25693528
my m-1 does my talking
>>25693528
>picross
>>25693628
We both lose our favorite Music pone.
Come, let's feel pathetic brother.
>>25693528
This
>>25693664
That picture is pic related
Xcom commander is the protagonist.
Some faceless dude is going to get ponkas pussy
>>25693528
>hearts of iron 3
>conquered all the world as Germany
Damn, Applejack is gonna have the entire Globe into her ass
>>25693528
>Jiro from payday 2
>Can't truly say sunset here because ponies so
>Vinyl
...I don't even know anymore.........I just..don't even know anymore....like....HOW WILL THIS WORK!?
:^)
>>25693729
Just thought of that made me kek
>>25693528
>Favorite cartoon equine
Vinyl
>The Protagonist
'Hero', Fable 3
...
Just fuck my shit up family.
>>25693528
Multiplayer beta of Uncharted 4. Nolan North would probably be voicing the pony too so I think it'd be pretty funny.
>>25693528
Pinkie is too good for this short shit.
>>25693528
My character from D&D, a human wizard.
HEEEELLLLL YEAH.
>>25693787
>the chick I made for xenoblade
>daapi
Well she is japanese
>Last game: Shantae & the Pirate's curse
>Favourite Pony: Celestia
... This is acceptable.
>Jetstream Sam trying to fuck Fluttershy
>>25693528
Princess Rosalina bangs Starlight Glimmer.
Fuck,I wanna see that.
>>25693528
My last game which I played was " Osu! " a rhythm game where I am the " protagonist "
I guess I must have sex with Rd now ^:)
>>25693528
160 plat for my own warframe to kek me
>>25694285
nope
>>25693906
Raiden plowing Celestias rump.
>>25694285
>>25693528
So.
The simian flu virus from Plague Inc Evolved is going have sex with Rarity.
So does that mean she gets fucked by apes?
I'm okay with this.
>Yang fucking trixieIt's okay.
>>25693528
>Godzilla fucks Twilight in front of me.
I've made a green about this surprisingly enough.
>>25694379
my sides
>>25694379
>>25693528
>tfw the chosen undead
Not really a problem. He deserves the respect.
>>25693528
>Applejack
>The entire 501st Legion
They're gonna storm those trenches.
>>25693528
>forza horizons
>literally goes fast self-insert: the gameBEEP BEEP
Even she can't save him
>>25693528
Frisklike every other faggot hereand Lyra.
I can prolly wack my gack to this.
>>25693528
Not quite "protagonist", but the last character I played...
Undying from Dota 2, having sex with Twilight.
I'm done.
>played blade wolf dlc for revengeance
>watch robot dog fuck fluttershy
Iamokwiththisjpg
>>25694564
my sides are crippledbravoh
>>25693528
>Avid collector of ROMs & player of vintage arcade games via MAME
>Played Atari's Lunar Lander last night
>Favourite Alicorn: Princess Luna
...so either the Goddess of the Night had sex with a Grumman LEM, or she had sex with me, being the pilot of said LEM.
Your explanation should be good, OP.
>>25694693
Luna would fuck that LEM so hard the escape thrusters would fire.
>My Hunter from MH4U
>Twilight Sparkle
Woos her with a book on wyverns and their biology, tapping purple pony posterior by night's end
>>25693528
>Transformers: Devastation
This is probably the most autistic crossover possible.
>>25693528
The last game I played is rocket league so car X Fluttershy
>>25693528
Asuka from senran kagura and fluttershy
>>25693528
>Chosen Undead
>Pinkie Pie
Gesture -> Shrug
>Chrono Trigger
>Every Mane Si is my favorite in a way.
Neat!
>Twilight
>Fumika
O-oh my
>>25693528
>Favorite pone
Spitfire
>protagonist
The chinese empire from victoria 2
Dis gon be gud
>>25696197
i have also the ottoman empire for applejack
"anüs benim olacak!"
Bloodborne Hunter and Twilight Sporkle
>that wouldnt be kinky
>>25693528
A Dodge Charger
>>25693528
Fallout 4
I made myself
I have sex with Derpy
Nice
>>25696859
he's too powerful
>Lightning Warrior Raidy
>Ditzy "Muffins" Doo
"AHA! So you're the monster that's been causing trouble for the townsfolk lately!"
"W-w-w-what?! I'm not a monster, I'm a pegasus!"
"Don't try to lie to me! I know you've been crashing into buildings and damaging property! I'm here to punish you!"
"B-but those were accidents! H-honest! I didn't mean t-"
"Quiet! Hold still while I tie you up! I still haven't decided on your punishment yet! Hmm... should I spank you until your bottom bleeds or straddle you across a wooden wedge for a few hours? Decisions..."
"Oh, Celestia, help!"
>>25693528
Halo 5.
9-way with fem pony in the mix.
They're probably too augmented to have sex anymore so literally nothing happens.
>Big Boss has sex with Twilight
I guess D-horse wasn't enough for him
>Geralt of Rivia
>Twilight Sparkle
Since Twilight and Ciri have the same Japanese voice, my inner weeaboo wants to say that Geralt would see her as more of a daughter. Of course, that won't stop him from giving her The D. Geralt has fucked creatures far stranger than a magical, candy colored horse.
>>25693528
Frisk trying to have murderous sex with Twilight. I don't know how that'd end.
>>25693528
>My level 13 blood elf warlock named Tryxie
>The Great and Powerful Trixie
Both of them will be super into it.
>>25693528
>Jackie Estacado and Pinkie Pie.
Sad 'cause Ponk is probably going to die and also very confused.
>>25693528
>last game was Warframe
doesnt that just mean that the protagonist is me in a Warframe?
I am ok with this.
marcus and rainbow dash JUST....
>>25693528
Player character in Fallout New Vegas fucks Twilight
>tfw self-insert
Aw yiss.
>>25693528
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R : Shadow of Chernobyl
>Celestia
I bet he'd go Chernobyl on that ass.
>>25693528
>Joel
>Trixie
He's too busy carrying ladders to have sex.
a pheonix class cruiser is going to cum inside Rainbow Dash
female argonian dragonborn slays spike, schlicks with marshmallow pone
>>25698450
>mfw
>>25694466
Wait, you did what?
>>25693528
>William J Blazkowicz fucks Octavia
Hell, I'd let him do it in a heartbeat. And I'm saying that in the least kekold of ways possible.
>>25693528
It's gonna end with a lot of clawmarks and some fisting, poor Twilight.
Jason Brody from Far Cry 3 is gonna dig out some bullets out of Moonbutt.
>>25694466
Pastebin?
>>25693528
Talion fucking Octavia.
Ok then...
>>25693528
a counter terrorist with twilight
>>25693528
>Bayonetta
>Applejack
Shit's about to get reeeeal kinky.
>Pro Evolution Soccer '16
I guess there can only be one true hero of PES.The conspiracy is real, Boris is porking Pank.
>>25697275
>My level40 mage named Fausth.
>Twilot
Going to need torespec to arcanebecause it's gonna get magical in that castle, before it gets too hot.
>last played pathfinder
>my gnome summoner and his hyena/snake/rat with mold instead of fur/scales and arms hidden inside his mouth
>fluttershy
fug
>>25698519
>>25699232
It happen near the end, but the whole green is not that long a read.
http://pastebin.com/PUMEcjZQ
>>25699531
>mfw reading the first part of the green
IT'S HAPPENING
The last game I played was rock paper scissors, and the winner was rock.
My favorite pony is Ponk.
Maude's going to need Boulder back eventually, Pinkie.
>>25699796
Isaac and Starlight Glimmer
As if Isaac hasn't been through enough already.
>>25693528
>Booker DeWitt
>Twilight Sparkle
A time anomaly is responsible. They're having Schrodinger's sex, it's simultaneously happening and not happening and Twilight is the only one who can make sense of the situation.
>>25699531
Oh shit, I was there for this one. I wasn't sure if you were the same guy way up there so I didn't say anything.That thirsty twi got my dick going something fierce.
>Hearthstone
>Murlocadin swarm build
Looks like Fluttershy is gonna get fucked by Uther in the middle of a Murloc gangbang.
And I don't have any AOE spells...
just played league of plebs because im a pleb :^)
Welp, it looks like Trixie's getting a rocket in her pocket
>>25700583
Fucking Tristana man fuck you goddamn OP ass high damage jumpy yordle cunt try a ruin games with the stupid ass bomb and jump shootahootshoot fuck you anon goddamnit can't fucking play without that bitch fucking everything up
>>25693528
>Last game I played had no protagonist
>Nobody has sex with my waifu
I don't know how to feel about this. I'm happy that she's not getting violated, though I'd rather her be happy with someone than have to wait for me forever.>tfw there is a universe where your waifu is saving herself for you and in this universeyou're the one who doesn't exist
Why live?
RaPe!!!
Welp... this is what I was flying before I crawled into bed. Protecting miners and being a fucking carebear :^)
And me being a nice guy would make me a protagonist...
So a male capsuleer fucks Vinyl.
k
>Derpy fucking Glim Glam.
Perfect.
>>25701174
Wait, what were you playing?
>>25693528
The Courier (played as female) from Fallout: New Vegas.
Flutters
Bow-chicka-bow-wow, lesbian fun
>>25694466
giant alicorn twilight who lost vs godzilla when she was in heat?
the arisen, random soldier in Bf4 or ratchet, fucking rainbow dash or fluttershy, thankfully not my waifu
>>25693528
>Female Dragonborn fucking Twilight
I guess I'm ok with this
>>25701067
what's the fitting supposed to be? i never played EvE
>>25700332
he's going to empty his plasma cutter inside her
>>25699124
Man I would kick your ass in bloodborne
Been playing 'Pirates, Legend Of Black Kat'
Fave pony, Octavia (been a lot of 'Tavi fags here haven't there?)
I WANNA WATCH!!!
>>25694778
Same as this anon. Would the protagonist for that be Optimus or the character you most used? Because that decides whether Pinkie is fucking Optimus or Grimlock.
>>25701636
Or would it be a five Autobot gang-bang?
>Sam and Max
>Rarity
Well this is awkward
>Anduin from Hearthstone
Does that count? If not
>JC from DeusEx (The original)
Confused, my Fallout New Vegas character has a 1 in intelligence with mods to expand the low intelligence dialogue and has the mental capacity of a small child, he shouldn't know what sex is.
>>25696859
No, you get to watch a copy of yourself have sex with derpy. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.
>>25693528
>Hunter dressed up as father gas can
>Ponk
That's really boring
>>25693528
I'm playing a game called life. So technically, I'm the protagonist. I react appropriately.
Also
[Spoiler] I just remembered the game. And you lost it.
>>25702759
Fucking SHIT I can never remember the fucking spoiler prompt.
>>25693528
>Sorey, the overly innocent Shepard, bangs twilight sparkle.
I don't even know anymore.
I wanna say something about him using his sword to purify her but i don't know
>>25701506
It's a target breaking fit.
There are assholes in my area ganking innocent miners.
That ship is designed to break their target lock, thus making it impossible to shoot anything.
>>25693528
>Last game : XCOM - Long War Mod
>Be the commander of humanity's first and last line of defense against extra-terrestrial threats.
>Favorite pony : Twilight
Hope book horse likes S & M, because Vahlen's got the entire science team lined up for her "interrogation."
Added bonus : Being the commander in the Stardust-verse timeline.
>>25694759
Same game,betterwaifu.
>>25702700
Oh God
My face with Fallout character personality
I don't think I could handle it
>>25702766
CTRL+S, newfag
Spyro Having Sex With Twilight Sparkle, purple on purple action, i think ill go grab my camera!
>>25693528
>skyrim
>dragonborn
>vinyl scratch
Nigga shits gonna get loud
>>25693528