Bath House Thread #3

>>25618299 cont. from previous thread

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Here we go

We need Insanebow to return. He's the only hoe for this thread.


Unless other writefags want to join in the fun?

>>25693618
*hope

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>>25693618
Nah. It's just not anything I can make feelsies out of without... Y'know, porn. ANd yeah, I get it, word porn is fucking hot, but I ain't making that my ONLY genre.
But, hopefully, a better writefag comes along.

>Sit between Sour Sweet and Sugarcoat
>lean towards Sugarcoat

what next

>>25693519
Will Insanebowdash return?

>25693733
Only time will tell, but iirc he has promised to. He was just busy over the weekend, which is only fair. He should return any second now...aaaaany second...

>>25693805
>greentext reply.
Newfag,
Click the numbers on the post to mention/reply.
Lurkmore, faggot.

Basic summary of events that have transpired so far:
>Anonymous was asked by Sunset if he wanted to hang out Saturday
>Anon, being the loser he is with no plans said yes
>Met up with Sunset and the shadowbolt 5 plus Twilight
>They went to the mall before their scheduled apointment at the spa
>Sour Sweet gave anon a foot job
>Lemon Zest blew anon to the beat of music
>Indigo jerked him in the food court for semen in her sandwich
>The dazzlings reveal their presence to Anon
>Dazzlings observe anon cuz he's got magic in him
>Anon meets up with Sugar Coat while looking for Twilight
>Make out session and spanking with a hotdogging finish
>They even held hands
>Look for Twilight again
>Found Sunny Flare at anime shop
>Sunny Flare was a bitch
>Left her ass
>Sunset and Twilight talk about the spell they cast on Anon to help him make friends
>Spell hath fucked up and made Anon a womanizer who gets females by just being around them
>Except Sunny Flare cuz she's a cunt
>Met up with Sunset and Twilight
>Lot of making out and pussy licking until cumswap finish
>Time to leave
>Met up with group
>Sour and Sugar Coat both wanna ride with Anon to the spa

Because Solek and his kek gave you a good old 404!

>>25693891
I'm guessing by your return, we can possibly expect some nightly green from you, yes?

>SoSw:"What was that Greenbean?"
"I said you can just both ride with me. I have enough room for the both of you."
>Sour Sweets eye twitched
>SoSw:"If you could just talk with me over there, that would be great."
>Well you didn't have a choice considering she fucking dragged you over away from the group
"I'm getting real tired of being grabbed by my collar and dragged places by you."
>SoSw:"Need i remind you of what happened in the changing room between us?!"
"No, you dont. I still have the vivid memory."
>SoSw:"Then why in the hell would you allow anyone else to come along with us when we could be completely secluded in your car?!"
>You gotta think of a good lie Anon
"I just don't want to cram everyone between two cars ya know?"
>Holy shit you're bad at this whole lying thing
>She scowls at you before turning away
>SoSw:"Fine. But I get shotgun dammit!"
"Fine."
>You walk back over to the group
"Alright, Sugar Coat and Sour Sweet you're with me."
>You unlock your car and sit down
>As does Sugar Coat in the seat behind you
>But does Sour Sweet?
>No. No she does not
"God dammit."
>You get back out of your car and open and close the door for her and re enter your car
>SoSw:"Good job greenbean! I didn't even have to say anything this time!"
>SC:"Can you stop calling him Greenbean. That's not his name. It's Anonymous."
>You start your car up
>Just focus on driving Anonymous
>Not at the two girls fighting for your affection
>SoSw:"Oh sorry about that. I forgot how technical you can be. Would you prefer me call him Nonny?"
"I prefer Anonymous or Anon."
>SC:"You should really focus on something else Sour. Like trying to not be so bipolar all the time. No medication today?"
>Oh no
>SoSw:"I'm sorry, what was that? It sounded like you said I needed medication."
>Oh no
>This might be bad
"Hey! Why don't we put on some music. To lighten the mood a bit?"
>Sour takes the auxiliary cable and plugs it into her phone
>SoSw:"What a good idea GREENBEAN."

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>>25694574
YES

HE'S BACK.

PRAISE THE SUN.

>>25694574
Hatefuck threesome!
HATEFUCK THREESOOOOOOOOME!!

>>25693519
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>>25694574
HE'S BACK EVERYONE!!!

GET THE FUCK BACK IN HERE YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!

>>25694574
I feel a little confused so did the spell also affect twilight and sunset?

>>25694985
yes

>>25694674
Do it bump

>>25693891
Sunny Flare must be a total man-hating dyke or something.

>>25696005
Or she isn't fooled by petty magics trying to tempt her into 3DPD.
She is loyal to her husbando.

>>25694574
>Sour Sweets music begins to play
>https://youtu.be/CSvFpBOe8eY
>What the fuck
>Even her music is bipolar
>Whispers then screams
>Calm then loud as fuck
>The song continues and you look in your rear view mirror at Sugar Coat
>She did not like the song
>But it would be rude to just stop it or tear out the auxiliary cord
>Finally the song ends
"Pass the auxiliary cord to Sugar Coat
>SoSw:"Fine."
>She does as you asked and throws the cord at Sugar Coat
>SC:"I probably shouldn't..."
>SoSw:"What's wrong Sugar Coat? Afraid your music sucks?"
>SC:"I just believe in having a broad music taste. Not necessarily good or bad."
"Well I have a broad taste too. Hit it Sugar."
>She presses play
>https://youtu.be/VGrB4qxCvrM
>Ice Cube... huh
>Wasn't expecting it
>But you don't dislike this choice
>You can't help but feel this was slightly directed also as a "Fuck you" to Sour from her
>As the song ends you pull up to the Spa
>You stop the car and turn it off and take a breath
>Made it here without Sour and Sugar killing each other
>You get out and to spite Sour you open Sugar Coats door
>SC:"Oh, t-thanks Anon."
>Sour angrily opens her own door
"Oh, I thought you wanted me to open your door for you Sour Sweet."
>SoSw:"I have working arms and legs don't i?"
>You distinctly recall saying something along those lines to her before but don't say anything
>You meet up with the rest of the group at the entrance
>TS:"Hold on, another friend of mine is going to meet us here. She actually should already be here."
"Another person is gonna be here?"
>TS:"Yeah, it's a childhood friend of mine. Oh there she is!"
>A girl in thick black rimmed glasses and a purple sweater has appeared from her car
>TS:"Moondancer! Over here!"
>MD:"Oh hello Twilight. Hello Twilight's friends."
>You all go through the normal introductions
"I'm Anonymous. Nice to meet you."
>MD:"Oh... a boy. It's n-nice to meet you. I'm um, Moondancer. It's nice to meet you."
>She just said that twice
>You smile
>Cute

>>25696373
>moondancer
OH BOY. nigger you just want to please everyone, don't you?

>>25696373
>Sugarcoat I love thee

>Moondancer
AWWWWWW SNAP

>>25696066
>Anon and the girls leave their spa appointment, saying their goodbyes
>Some guy pushes through the crowd of high-schoolers to get inside
"Damn, if anyone needed a good spa treatment, it's that guy"
>Offer Sunny Flare a ride home, to which she begrudgenly accepts
>Gotta be a gentleman and be nice to her, no matter how she feels about Anon
>About to pull away, but Anon has to go back in
>Forgot his wallet
>As he walks back to the spa's entrance, Anon trips on a pebble and starts stumbling forward, arms flailing
>At the exact same time, the rude dude from before came barreling out from the spa, a bag full of stolen cash register money in his hand
>As if in slow motion, Sunny watches as one of Anon's flailing hands forms a fist, right before making contact with the criminal's face
>she stares at the situation with a dropped jaw and a pair of moistened panties
>She just witnessed Anon completely destroy the dudes face with only One Punch
>"Man, this bald bastard is incredible."

>>25697025
BEST

>>25693519
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>>25696373
>Your group enters the spa
>Moondancer was clinging to Twilight the entire way in
>She avoided any type of eye contact with you but she did made fervent glances at you
>There are two identical looking females at the entrance with the only difference being hair color
>A:"Hallo! Velcome to Ze Flower Spa! I am Aloe unt zis is my sister Lotus. How can ve help you today?"
>SC:"We have a reservation for today. Under Sugar Coat."
>L:"Ah but of course! Sugar Coat unt company!" Our facility is fully available for your use. Ve have ze dry sauna and massages available with me.
>A:"Unt we have ze mud baths and skin treatments with me! Also our male unt female segregated baths are available as is ze co ed bathing for those a bit more confrotable with there bodies."
>Their accents were really thick but you knew what they were saying
>What, we're they Ukrainian or Romanian or something?
>Definantly ends with a -ian
>A:"Feel free to make use of our locker rooms to store all clothing and valuable items safely. Please enjoy your time here!"
>With that they bowed before walking away
"Sweet. I can't wait to take a dip in that bath!"
>SC:"I was actually planning on going into the dry sauna to exfoliate my pores. Would you like to join me Anonymous?"
>SoSw:"No, because he's going to be join me for a nice relaxing massage. Isn't that right Greenbean?"
>Oh god not that sweet voice
>Because with the sweet voice...
>She got close to your face to whisper
>SoSw:"You wouldn't dare hang out with someone else and keep me waiting. Or do you want me to crush you?"
>Comes the Sour
"Look, I'm just going to enjoy my time here. Might spend my time in multiple places. I'm just gonna get changed into a towel and make a choice!"
>SS:"Well, I'm gonna go to the bath. Wanna come along Twilight?"
>TS:"Of course!"
>Twilight, Sunset, and Moondancer all retreated off to the changing room
>Before you could listen to Sour and Sugar argue anymore you also slip into the changing room

>>25700049
>You step into the changing room and no one else is in sight
>You take this as a moment to breathe
>The Sour Sweet and Sugar Coat feud is getting more and more super heated
>Gonna kill you if they find out what you all did together
>Well Sour might
>Sugar might be emotionally hurt and cry and hate you
>Which would hurt worse than any physical trauma Sour Sweet could inflict
>You rethink the events of the day
>How the fuck did any of this even happen?
>Did Sunset invite you along because she honestly thought you were attractive and bang you?
>But how the hell would that explain the other girls
>You just met them today and they all wanted your hot monkey dick
>Well, except for Sunny Flare
>But she was a cunt
>So no loss there
>You sigh and take off your shirt and pants
>You open up a locker and put everything inside
>So you were supposed to just wander around the facility naked underneath either a towel or robe?
>Sweet
>You take off your boxers and also place them inside the locker before closing and locking it and taking the key with you
>You wrap a towel around your waist and are ready to leave until you hear a rustle against one of the lockers
>Was someone else in here?
"Hello?"
>No response
>They might just feel awkward changing with other people in the room
>You turn to leave once again but this time are stopped by a hand on your arm
>You look to see who grabbed you but are thrown against a locker
"Ah, fuck!"
>Then you look at who it was
>The pink skin tone
>And wild green hair
>Fuck
>It was Lemon Zest
"H-Hey Lemon, don't you know this is the male changing facility?"
>LZ:"Well, I figured me and you have already seen each other naked so what was the point in changing with 7 other girls when I can change with one cute boy."
"But there's segregation for a reason. What if some other guy was in here?"
>LZ:"Then I'd tell em to get out. They'd just be in the way anyway."
"In the w-way of what?"
>LZ:"Oh, you'll see."

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Unfortunately all I could write tonight. Got finals tomorrow so don't know how much I'll be able to put out. Keep bumping or post content or something to keep yourselves entertained.
Best girl

>>25700148
Bump you mad god.

>>25693519
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>>25700122
dong

>>25700148
I really enjoy your story so far altough the 3some with TS and SS was a little overdone, it seemed like the were much more into each other than into little Anon.

So please don't ruin this story with a GangBang

>>25700959
disregard this I am a faggot

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>>25700122
Sweet, more lemon poon!
But you better pair Greenbean together with hottie mc qt 3.14, aka SG in the end.

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>>25696373
>Moondancer

Somewhat hoping for multiple endings.
One for Sugarcoat and one for Sour Sweet etc.

>>25693519
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>>25701635
I supose it would satisfy the the most readers, but i doubt Mr. writefriend feels like writing all that. But i will ofc read the fuck out of it, if he does

>>25701105
Disregard THIS I m a fagott

>>25701635
haram ending works, but I want the fact twilight magic drugged him to come up before that happens.

>>25700122
I smell an underwater handjob session At the bath

>>25689594
>Twilight just look down with a sullen expression on her face, so Sunny Flare answered in her stead.
>"Like we said before its just our school 4-year annual sports and other activites competition against one of our neighbouring school.. nothing special about it" she said rather dismissively.
>"And we heard that you guys didnt win at this year" said JD while looking at her fingernails "Really?"
>"Yeah!" agreed Anon with her thistle-haired sister "You girls supposed to be winning every game, this is The CPA that were talking about! Go Shadowbolts!"
>A rather displeasant look was shared by the rest of the girls, before Sugarcoat collected herself.
>"Realistically, such thing would be naturally impossible. There are no such thing as 'always win'" she answered "Besides, altough winning may appear to be the main goal of these events, the title itself should have rebuked that statement. Friendship Games are initially done as a mean of improving relations between schools, and should have stayed that way. The results of the game itself may vary, but I guess, in the end what matters is that the participating schools had rekindled their Friendship"
>Indigo Zap opens up her mouth to start a rally "True that! so even if-"
>She suddenly felt as being choked for a milisecond. Her breath stopped and words wont come out from a mouth for a blink of an eye. She takes a quick glance at her friends, but didnt find anything out of the ordinary.
>"You okay Zap?" worried Lemon Zest.
>"Yeah.. err, as I was saying, so even if we had a tie with them. what matter is that we have fun together. They just happen to have won as well, so we dont actually lose or anything!" Indigo Zap finished.
>"If thats the case" starts Incognito "Then why can we view the coverage of the games from school website? or even the Internet.. as if theres no footage from such event. Its been almost a month, right?"

cont

>>25701738
Indeed it's just really hard to choose between Sugar and Sour

Maybe Lemon as well but looks like we are starting

>>25701744
You sneaky bastard

I wanna take the time to wish based Insanebow good luck with his finals!

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>>25693519
There. I fucking fixed it. Wasting my time on shit like this. I truly have nothing better to do.

If you don't like it you can go suck a horse cock.

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>>25703133
Best version

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>>25703217
Agreed.

But you can always go with the classic as well.

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Sugar Coat a qt

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>>25703250
>>25703217
But nothing beats the classic!

>>25701750
Maybe Twilight realizes what happened and undoes the spell and everyone stops being magically attracted to anon.
Except one girl stays the same.
Sour Sweet

>>25704545
why her?

>>25704551
The implication is that she would be attracted to anon spell or not.
Tsundere is delicious.

>>25704573
cant argue with that
or can i?

>>25704624
no

>>25693519
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>>25703133
You really did waste your time, Anon, considering that the original version didn't have Flash.

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>>25706985
better res

>>25707054
Which one do you think has the best overall body. I'm going with Indigo.

>>25707540
Hello~

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>>25707540

>>25707210
Sour sweet

>>25693519
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>>25700122
>She strips out of her skirt and shirt
>You start to sweat a little bit
>LZ:"You know Anon, I couldn't get out outta my head after I got you outta my mouth. You're like a great song stuck in your head that you wanna listen to. Over and over again."
"I'm flattered really, but I just wanna get a massage and stuff."
>You get up to leave the locker room before she grabs you by the arm and pushes you back on the bench
>With the swift movement, your towel fell to the floor leaving you naked
>She moves over you
>Her ass pressed against your cock
>She gets close and nibbles on your ear
>LZ:"Ready for the ride of your life Anon?"
>You shakily nod your head
>Not getting out of this
>And why would you want to?
>Honestly it was just nerves holding you back
>You place your hands on her hips as she removes her panties
>She brings you in for a kiss as she grabs your cock and lines it up with her pussy
>LZ:"You ready?"
>You nod your head
>She lowers herself down onto your cock clenching it as she descends
>LZ:"Fuck... gotta say Anon you're pretty big."
>Confidence boost +3
"F-for you."
>She looks at you quizzically a moment before recoiling as she's reached the hilt
>You hadn't thought about it until now but...
>You're not a virgin anymore
>She smiles down at you and puts her arms on your chest and grinds her hips into yours
>LZ:"Ahhh, yeah!"
>She raises her ass to bring it back down again
>You may have been a virgin
>But she wasn't
>She knew exactly what she was doing
>You watched as her breasts bounced
>She sees you eyeing them and unhooks her bra
>She grabs your hands and places them on her tits as she moves her hips into you
>LZ:"Ohhhh, I needed this! Something tells me you needed it too!"
>You start to breath heavily as she continues to ride you
>You play with her breasts in your hands
>You pinch a nipple while fondling her other breast
>She comes down to you and brings her lips to yours

>>25709271
yes

>>25707540
nice

>>25709271
If I wasn't on my Phone, i would have a pic of a huge erect cock related.

>>25709271
Now I'd like a taste of that Lemon

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>>25709379

>>25693519
Is this the gay bathhouse?

>>25709271
>She raises back off of you
>LZ:"Give me a second..."
>She begins to turn herself while trying to keep your dick inside
>She completely does a 180 and is now facing away from you
>LZ:"Now I can get the speed I need!"
>She picks her ass up almost completely sliding out of you leaving only the head in before dropping completely down
>She continues to do this a few more times each time harder than the last
>Finally with an exceptionally hard drop she stops for a second
>LZ:"You holding up alright Anon? You know I'm on my safe day so feel free to cum whenever you want. I know I already have."
>She begins a faster pace but with leaving the majority of you inside of her
>You place your hands on her ass and gave it a squeeze and a stretch
>She gasped and looked back at you with a sultry gaze
>LZ:"Mmm, don't stop there."
>You did as she asked and continued to play with her ass as she rode you
>The only problem was is that you were getting close to finishing
>An idea popped into your head
>You didn't know if it would work
>But you might as well try
"Lemon can you turn back around and face me again. I'm getting close."
>LZ:"You wanna look me in the eyes when I finish you? Now that's hot."
>She does a 180 once again
>But before she completely comes down on your cock you pick her up by her legs and stand up to push her against the lockers
>LZ:"Oh fuck yeah Anon! This is way better! Pound me!"
>You do as she asks and completely plunge yourself into her
>Now your doing all the work
>She wraps her legs around you while trying to pull you in closer and preventing herself from falling
>But you couldn't hold it much longer and after pressing her up against the lockers you gave it all you got into one last burst of energy
>With your hardest thrusts you cum into her
>You loudly grunt while she screams in ecstasy
>You stand there pumping your seed deep into her pussy
>LZ:"Fucking... Radical."

>>25709491
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>>25709491
Fucking unf. It was a long time ago since i read a clopfic this good

>>25693519
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>>25709491
oh yes

>>25693519
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>>25709491
Truly the greatest.

>>25709491
Dick is ready

>>25704545
>Not SugarCoat
Literally fight me, faggot.

Boop

Boop

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>>25709491
I dig this. I dig this very.

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>>25709491
DAMNNNNNNNNN

>>25709491
I think I just filled the cup

>>25693519
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So, what have you done to honor the Queen of the night as of late?
I will buy a pretty sexy NMM plush in a few days.

Lemon Zest is into dragonforce... thank you writefag

>>25693519
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Annnnd we're back

>>25715783
are we? p9 bump

bamp

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>>25709491
>As you let out the last few streams you sit back down and begin to pant hard
>Damn
>Sex was exhausting
"Well... that was awesome."
>LZ:"Ohhh, you can say that again. Fuck I feel so full!"
"Good thing it's your safe day huh?"
>LZ:"Uh, yeah! Good thing."
>She gets up and takes your cock out of her
>A stream of semen pours out onto the bench
>LZ:"Aw damn, so much wasted."
>She reaches her hand down and rubs her pussy to get the mixture of your juices and brings it to her mouth and gives it a lick
>You finally regain your breath
"Well, I think I'm gonna go get a massage now. You probably shouldn't hang out here. Ya know. The men's room and all."
>LZ:"Yeah. I got ya. I'll see you later Anon."
>She gives you a wink before getting up and grabbing a towel
"Yeah, I'll see you around."
>You pick up your own towel and wrap it around yourself
>You exit the room and look around
>The fucking signs were in some foreign language
>casă de baie?
>Maseză
>Uh?
>Sure, let's go with that...
>You turn left towards the "Maseză"
>You go down a hallway and see the same sign over a door
>You open it and see Lotus sitting down
>L:"Ah! Hallo sir. Did you come for ze massage?"
"Uhh, yeah. Is that where I am?"
>L:"Of course sir! Please, just step through ze curtain to my right and lay down! A masseuse shall be in shortly!"
"Thanks."
>You move into the room and see the massage bed and lay down on it
>You close you eyes and just listen to the foreign music
>You hear footsteps come into the room
>You get the feeling of someone over you
"Uh hey, can you make sure to get my back. I've been having a strain back there."
>The masseuse just gives a mmhmm.
>She places her hands on your back and begins to rub it
"Oh, right there. Little lower... perfect!"
>She continues to rub your back
>Not quite hard but not soft either
>She was good at this
>She gets close to you
>"You like it greenbean?"

>>25717838
Yes

>>25717838
the sexing of Anon continues

>>25717838
Oh god. Anon is gonna have 10 or so girls pregnant by the time this is done.

>>25717838
>You nearly fall off of the massage table
"Oh Jesus fuck it's you Sour!"
>SoSw:"Of course it was me. Did you honestly expect me to allow someone else to lay their hands on you? You're mine Anonymous."
"W-what? Sour, I don't get it. What do you even like about me. One moment you act like you can't stand the sight of me and the next you're all over me. What's the deal?"
>She looks away
>Before looking back at you
>Her face was... softer
>Showing an emotion other than smug bitchness
>She sighs
>SoSw:"I don't know Anonymous. I just don't know. I've always been like how I am. No matter what I feel I can't help but feel the opposite at the same time. I guess my name fits me to a T."
"That's not true. You've had moments where you sounded nice."
>SoSw:"And at the same time had thought the exact opposite of what I said. I don't know with you Anonymous. Generally with guys I have one emotion and thats disgust. But with you... it's different."
"What do you mean different?"
>SoSw:"That's just it. I don't know. With you I feel... hatred yet at the same time I want to be with you. I want to hit you but hold you at the same time."
"Wait, how did you even get in here?"
>She lets out a light laugh
>SoSw:"Told Lotus that I was your girlfriend. Said I wanted to give you a massage myself. She said that I had the room all to myself."
"Thats... pretty clever actually."
>SoSw:"So I need to know Anonymous. How do you feel about me. I mean how do you really feel about me? Do you like me back? Or do you resent me back?"
"I... Dont know how to answer that question Sour."
>How did you feel about her
>She was kind of a bitch but at the same time she was cute and kinda nice... at times
>SoSw:"Well I need an answer Anonymous. I need to know how you feel before I decide what I do. Right here right now."
"I... I guess I feel the exact same way. A mix of both like and dislike in a way."
>SoSw:"I guess that will have to do. Now lay back down. I'm not done giving you your massage."

>>25718543
That's bad?

>>25693519
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>>25718576
Dawww tender moment

>>25718576
God Damn you for developing SoSwts personality. You make me doubt that Anon will go for best girl aka Sugar Coat in the end.

>>25718576
God dammit, you blew your chance to rut one of the lotus sisters.

>>25718576
This, this is unf.
You better Include lots of lubricant/massage oil in this scene.

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>>25717838
>A stream of semen pours out onto the bench

Ewww, I hope the guy who cleans up the loads gets there before someone accidentally sits in it our puts there stuff on it.

Sorry about the lack of updates. On the good news tomorrow I have the last of my finals for the semester.

>>25720030
Woooo

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>>25693519
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>>25719478

>one of

>>25693519
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>>25717838
>casă de baie
esti român?

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>this whole thread

Bamp

Boop

>>25693519
bump

Bump up the jam

Sour Sweet best girl

Can someone here tell me how bumping works? I think it'll be more fun than if I Google it.

>>25693519
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>>25726043
a thread will go back to the 1st page if people keep commenting, so without commenters, the thread goes further down and past pg 10, thread dies.

So 'bumping' is just leaving a comment to keep the thread alive until something worthwhile comes up.

>>25718576
>You do as she asks
>SoSw:"So you said your back is a little strained? I can take care of that."
"How'd you learn to give massages?"
>SoSw:"My mom is a chiropractor. Used to be a masseuse. So she taught me. Thought it fit me perfectly."
>A warm liquid is spread upon your back
>SoSw:"Oh they got some good stuff here. Too bad they're a bunch of gypsies."
>Whoa, that was kinda fucked
>Then she began to dig her hands into your back
>Massaging the muscles
>And it felt really good and relaxing
>SoSw:"Your neck fine?"
"Uh, yEAH!"
>Without even listening she dug her fingers into the back of your neck
>She began her rubbing again and relaxed again
>You had felt some unknown strain in your neck be lifted
>Oh she was good
>SoSw:"Your back still strained?"
"A little I guESS!"
>Now she was digging her elbows into your back
"At least warn me!"
>SoSw:"But that would take all the fun out of it! Now stop whining like a girl."
>She seemed to finish up her rubbing and got off of you
>SoSw:"Turn over. Gotta get your chest and shoulders."
>She acted like she actually was doing this as her job
>You turn over and she begins to lather you in oil again
>>Then she grabs your towel and throws it to the side
"Hey! What're you doing?"
>SoSw:"It's not like you're gonna need it anymore. Besides, I wanna make sure to give you a "happy ending"."
>She winks at you as she begins to rub your chest
>It didn't feel nearly as good as your back but still.
>Then she began to move her hands lower
>And lower
>Aaaaaaand that was your dick
>She grabbed your shaft and began to lather it in oil
>Not exactly in a sexual way but you still managed to get hard
>Now your entire body glistened in oil
>SoSw:"Okay. Now it's your turn to do me."
"Uh what?"
>SoSw:"I want you to massage me now, duh."
>She takes off her towel and let's it fall to the floor
>SoSw:"Or are you just not up to it green bean?"
"I uh-"
>SoSw:"Good! And make sure to get my lower back."

>>25727069
Fuck you, writefaggot.
Fuck you for making me like her.

>>25727069
WOOOOO HES BACK!

>>25727069
>"too bad they are a bunch of gypsies"
You make me like her more and more for every night, writefriend. but SG is still best girl

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>>25727458
This one, right?

>>25693519
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>>25727069
>She lays down
>SoSw:"Make sure you use plenty of oil by the way. Makes the massage feel that much better."
>You grab the bottle and start pouring it all over her body
>SoSw:"Use a generous amount. I don't want your dry hands to scrape my back."
"I don't have dry hands..."
>SoSw:"Just hurry up already!"
>You place your hands on her very soft back and begin to spread the oil
>You start to push your fingers into her trying to mimic her movements
>SoSw:"Not bad. Now move a bit lower please."
>You move your fingers and push into her middle back
>SoSw:"Lower..."
>You start to push into her lower back
>SoSw:"Just a biiiiit lower."
>You inch your fingers to the lowest on her back you can
>SoSw:"JUST HURRY UP AND MASSAGE MY ASS YOU IDIOT!"
>Rude
>You slowly move your hands over soft ass cheeks
>SoSw:"That's right... more oil please."
>You grab the oil and continue to apply it all over
>SoSw:"Make sure you get DEEP into the tissue."
"Will do..."
>You begin kneed her ass cheeks and stretch them a bit
>You have a clear view of her tight puckered asshole and puffy labia
>You move your hands in between
>SoSw:"Mmmm, applying more oil I assume?"
"Of course. Gotta make sure I get everywhere."
>SoSw:"Continue."
>You move hand in and begin to rub her pussy
>You make long motions
>Making sure to tease her a bit
>SoSw:"Dammit Anon... Dont stop."
>You begin to make your motions a bit quicker
>Making sure to rub her in just the right way
>She starts to let out light little moans
>SoSw:"Okay, I can't wait any longer. I need you in me NOW!"
>She gets up and tackles you to the floor
>She brings her mouth to you and begins a round of tongue tag
>SoSw:"Oh god Anon, how do you make me feel like this? I think... I think I..."
>She ends the thought with another kiss
>She gets off of you and bends over on the table
>SoSw:"Alright Anon, I better be screaming by the end of this"
>She gives her ass a little shake
>Anon want

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>>25727951
prepare the dick everyone...

>>25728171
Hand on dick ready on command.

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>>25693519
May I join?

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>>25727951
>You get off the floor and move over her
>She grabs her ass cheeks and spreads them apart
>You align your cock with her pussy
>You get ready for penetration
>Before she grabs your cock and squeezes it
>SoSw:"What do you think you're doing?"
"Agh, I was just about to put it in!"
>SoSw:"And I applaud you on that. But that's the wrong fucking hole!"
>But you were aligned with her pussy...
>Oh
>OH
>OHHHHH
"Wait you want me to..."
>SoSw:"Yes Anon, I want you to fuck me in my ass. Is there a problem with that?"
"Well I just... you like it like that?"
>SoSw:"Oh did you figure that out by yourself or did someone else tell you? I JUST SAID TO FUCK MY IN MY ASS. NOW GRAB THE OIL."
>You do as she says
>As rude as she's being
>You could tell she wanted it
>Bad
>Judging by the juices dripping from her anyway
>SoSw:"Now, make sure you apply a VERY generous amount on both my ass and your cock. If it goes in dry I RIP IT OFF."
>You make sure to pour as much as you could on both her asshole and your cock
>As much fun as penectomy by Sour Sweet sounded, you were gonna go with the safe option
>SoSw:"Now line it up... and go slow. If I tell you to stop you stop."
>And in a barely hear able voice she says
>SoSw:"And if I say pound me until I'm begging for more like your little whore... you do it."
"What was that?"
>SoSw:"Oh nothing, just make sure to go slow. And give me a kiss dammit."
>She arches back around to kiss you
>SoSw:"Okay... go ahead."
>You prod against her puckered hole
>With as much oil as you had things were sure to go over smoothly
>Right?
>You begin to insert your head into her
>She gasps
>You stop
"You okay?"
>SoSw:"Just... fine. Keep going... please."
>A please from Sour Sweet?
>Whhhaaaaattt?
>You smile
>You continue pushing until your head is inside
>You give her a moment to adjust
>She's completely bent over on the bed
>You continue to push deeper into her
>SoSw:"Stop!"
"What is it?"
>She looks back at you
>Want in her eyes
>SoSw:"I want another kiss."

>>25728447
>oil
>anal

virgin detected

>>25728447
My dick is very happy by this. Please continue for the love of god.

>>25728485
>horny as shit girl telling you to use oil to fuck her ass
>arguing with her
Who is the virgin here?

>>25728447
>You move your face to hers and lock lips
>This kiss was a bit different from the others
>There was a pleading
>A pleading to not stop
>As if she didn't want the kiss to end
>And when it finally did
>She brought you in for another
>She brought a hand to your hip
>And began to pull you into her more
>She let out squeeks and moans into your mouth
>But refused to quit
>And finally you were in at the hilt of your cock
>It was so tight
>And she was squeezing you
>She gasps
>She finally breaks your embrace
>SoSw:"S-So you're in now huh? How's it feel for you?"
"I've never felt so close to someone before in my life."
>SoSw:"You idiot... why do you go and have to make me like you even more?"
"Not my fault. Now what do you want to do from here?"
>SoSw:"As much as I'd like to just stay like this I also want you to start moving. Make sure your thrusts are slow and steady. I don't want you to tear me or something. Or I'll really tear it off then. And I'd hate to do that."
>You slowly withdraw out of her a bit until you're only halfway in
>Then you slowly move forward and bury yourself completely once more
>She lets out a moan
>SoSw:"Unnng, good. Just like that. Keep it up."
>You continue these slow motions for a few moments
>SoSw:"F-Faster. I want you to go a little faster"
>You speed up only a little bit trying to keep her comfortable
>SoSw:"You call that any faster?"
>You take her up on her challenge and start moving at a bit steadier pace
>Still trying to be gentle
>She moans out your name
>SoSw:"Oh anon! Keep going! Keep fucking me!"
>At this point your moving at a normal pace and almost moving completely in and out of her
>At this point she's moaning pretty loudly
>Hopefully no one heard you two...
>SoSw:"Keep going Anon! I'm almost there!"
>You continue to keep your thrusts a bit on the fast side
>She's moaning out your name
>SoSw:"Oh Anon! ... I LOVE YOU!"

>>25728602
we are

;_;

>>25728608
B-but muh Sugar Coat

>>25728642
New best girl in town!

>>25728642
What if she joins in

>>25728608
I like you Insanebow. You make intimate feelings in these characters pretty well.

>3rd general
>sole writefag still going strong

what have we done to deserve insanebow?

>>25728914
Desperate ass kissing for very good green?

>>25728642
I really hate to say it.. But SoSw is really fucking close to out best SC.

>>25728608
soursweet seems a bit more genuine in her affection than the other girls

>>25729115
I don't care so long as it feels complete, more the merrier in a harem or just one or two, though I still want to see a reaction when, everyone figures out he had a magical aphrodisiac from twilight cast on him without his knowledge.

>>25729147
Aaaaaand now I want the pastebin for this!

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>>25728232
Sorry, we're full.

>>25729039
Yes, but wait until it's Sugarcoats turn.

>>25693519
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>inb4 Anons poontang game gives him sexual megalomania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtPH5OZwwHc

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>>25700049
God damnit I fucking can't read this with a straight face

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>>25730010
But it's easy as fuck to read with a straight dick.

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>>25730067
Correct

>>25693519
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>>25726909
Ok, thank you very much.

>>25693519
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>>25728608
>"that's a wonderful story...KEEP WRITING FAGGOT!"

>>25728608
>Your eyes go wide
"Sour I... I'm gonna cum!"
>She leans back and kisses you making sure that you finish inside
>She pulls you in and clenches her muscles
>And that's what finally sent you over the edge
>You let loose the torrent into her anus
>She screams into your mouth as you fill her up
>The two of you stay locked like this even after you're done cuming
>After what seems like forever she pulls away and you pull out
"That was... amazing Sour..."
>She doesn't say anything for a second
>SoSw:"Well?"
"Uh, well what?"
>She grits her teeth
>SoSw:"Do you love me too?"
"I uh..."
>Can you say you truly love her?
>The two of you just met today
>You shouldn't
>You couldn't
>But she looks at you and tears start to form in her eyes
>SoSw:"Well Anon? Do you love me or not?"
"Well, the thing is... we just met today. I don't know if I can say that..."
>She lowers her head
>And starts to cry
>She looks back up at you
>SoSw:"Even after what we just did... you can't say that you love me?"
>You just stay silent
>SoSw:"Get out..."
"Sour I..."
>SoSw:"Did you not hear me? I SAID GET OUT OF HERE!"
"Sour calm down please!"
>SoSw:"Why should i? WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU HUH?! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME!
"Sour that's not true..."
>SoSw:"You know, I thought that love at first sight actually exists. I guess I was STUPID for believing in something like that. I love you. And I thought you felt the same... now go."
>You didn't think
>You just moved
>And embraced her
>You held her tight
>And you held her close
>You looked down at her
>She was still crying but she wasn't manic anymore
>She just had alot of pent up emotion
>So you stood there
>And let her cry on you
>After a few minutes of nothing but her sobs she finally speaks
>SoSw:"Thank you Anonymous."
>You look down at her and smile
>And bring your face to hers for a kiss

>>25734940
It starts again

>>25734940
I shed but a single tear.
A single white tear.

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>>25734940

>>25734940
I was Never good with angry women..
This was really good green. Its giving me extremely mixed emotions i cant even Explain.

>>25734940
>You break away from the kiss
>She's smiling up at you now
>SoSw:"How did I end up with an idiot like you?"
>She said it in a playful tone
"I couldn't tell you. I mean, I am pretty idiotic at times."
>She giggles at you
>SoSw:"Yeah... We should probably get going some place else. I wanted to actually get a mud bath in."
"Yeah, as much fun as that sounds, I prefer being clean."
>SoSw:"Whatever. I guess I'll see you later. Maybe in the hot spring together? Ohhh, now that sounds fun~"
>She bends over to grab her towel
>You take a quick peek at her ass
>A small stream of semen was leaking out of her asshole
>Not bad
>She wraps it back around herself
>Kisses you on the cheek
>SoSw:"Don't keep me waiting for too long. I still have another round in me."
>She winks before going through the curtain
>Man... what a girl
>You pick up your own towel and wrap it back around your waist
>You exit the masseuse to be greeted by Aloe
>A:"Ah, young love. Vat a glorious thing. Please continue to use the facility as you see fit!"
>She smiles before returning through the curtain
>Well alright then
>You look at the signs again
>As if they were much help
>Casa de baie pentru barbati
>Casă de baie comună
>saună uscată
>Looked like the closest one was the first one
>You follow the sign and see the male symbol outside
>Must be the male bath house
>You go inside to the steamy bath
>There's only one other person in here
>Huh, the only people you've seen were the employees and your group
>He was an older looking guy
>Wait, he kind of looked familiar...
>D:"Anonymous?"
"Dr.D?"
>Dr.D was your batshit insane physics teacher
>He was pretty cool
>But crazy too
>D:"Oh how good to see you Anonymous! I hadn't known that any of my students had gone to this quaint little place. Also, please we're in public. Just call me Discord. Or Doctor Discord if you feel the need to include my title."

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>>25735342
> Dr. D
I can only imagine where this is going...

>>25735425
what have we wrought?

>>25735342
I can't imagine a human discord when one already exists, John de Lancie himself.

>>25735425
YES,WE WANT THE D!!

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>>25735342
I think I like where this is going.....

>>25693519
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>>25735342
OH SHIT, ARE WE SERIOUSLY GONNA GO THERE?!

>>25739276
I hope not. maybe he will explain the magic aphrodisiac.

>>25693519
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>>25735425
>inb4 they have sex

I want more of this.
Must safety bump!

>>25693519
bump

Discord gangbang... Holy shit I can't wait

>>25740973
i just hoep he'll give some cool uncle advice.

>>25741133
without involving into some kind of gangbang

No guys. We are not going to fuck Discord.

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>>25741528
exactly.
Keep it tender

>>25741597
He's going to fuck us

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>>25741597
Based Insanebow keeps being based

>>25693519
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>>25741597
>>25741753
Nigga this is the exact opposite of based. I don't even like gay smut, hell I'm not even a huge fan of lesbian smut, but Anon-on-Discord humanized sauna sex is one of the few things that has never been attempted before, and we need to see it happen.

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>>25743296
>we need this
>we

>>25743296
this tbqph familia

Live

>>25743296
>we

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>>25743296
>we

>>25744683
>2015
>not liking gay sex
What are you, a fagoot?

>>25745051
>liking gay sex
what are you, a fagoot?
oh... wait..

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>>25743296
if its gonna happen dont make it canon at least, but I kinda agree with this logic, its something that hasnt happened so it needs to happen

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>>25743296
>we
Don't pull us into your gay pedo sex fetish fag.

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>>25728608

>>25745342
But not right now. Be the change you want to see.

bamp

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>>25749581
Never surrender. Bump

Always watching

>>25693519
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>>25693519
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>>25741597
Oh thank god.
That would kinda ruin this thread.

>>25751807
You do know he never said that Discord wouldn't be fucking us right?

>>25735342
bump

Live

>>25735342
>You get into the spring and sit across from him
>Damn, it was hot
>But it felt nice
>D:"So what brings you to this fine Romanian establishment?"
"So that's what the accent is! Well, I was invited here by some friends."
>D:"Friends? I didn't know you had any of those... who are these "friends"?"
>You had friends...
>On Skype and stuff
"Well, do you know Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle?"
>D:"Of course I know Twilight and Sunset. They're in my AP class. It's always so fun to confuse Twilight with physics she doesn't understand. Or present her with impossible problems to the point where she's ready to tear her hair out."
"Well I was invited by them. Oh, and Twilight also brought some friends along from her old school."
>D:"You know, I find it rather odd that a group of girls decided to invite you along to go someplace like a spa together. And honestly, how well do you know Sunset?"
"Well, I do share a class with her and she sits behind me. Sometimes I ask her for a pencil."
>D:"Oh, then you must be the best of friends! No, I believe they brought you along for a different motive then to just hang out. But what could it possibly be?"
>You think to yourself
>It was pretty weird to invite you along with barely ever talking
>But she said she wanted to get to know you better
>But she also wanted your dick
>Like the rest of the group
"I might have a theory as to why they actually brought me along...."
>D:"And do tell Anonymous. I'm curiously curious!"
"Well... maybe a few of the girls... kinda kissed me... and stuff."
>He cracks a large smile
>A single tooth longer than the rest
>D:"Oh my Anonymous! How absolutely scandalous! Who would have thought sparklebutt and dimmer Shimmer had it in them to bring along a guy for such purposes!"
"Now, I said it was a theory..."
>D:"Do you know what my degree is in? Theoretical Physics! So in a way I'm a master of all theories."
>He lets out a throaty laugh
>D:"Have you done anything a bit... more with these girls?"

>>25753322
This is getting creepy, turn 360 and leave.

>>25753322
COME ON SUCK HIS DICK ALREADY

>>25753322
I don't think that's OUR professor D

>>25753322
"W-well maybe?"
>D:"You either did or you didn't Anonymous. And considering the stuttering I'm going to assume you did."
>You let out a sigh
"Yeah, I've kinda... done alot with these girls."
>D:"Hmmm, I shall give you a bit of advice... continue with these girls as long as you can. Truly, who can ever say they got a chance to do things with multiple girls?! I mean, I have but that was a long time ago. But still! Comitment to one female doesn't make sense! If you can, take all you want Anonymous! Be their king!"
"I can't do that! Leading them on like that would just feel... wrong."
>D:"Yet oh so right! Just think about the emotions you're stirring up each time you lay with one of them! Little to their knowledge you're also laying with their best friend! Ohhh, I haven't heard of a scandal this great since '72..."
"Well, I mean, don't I have to choose one of them in the end?"
>D:"You could. Or, you could try convincing all of them to be with you. Truly the only route to go. Why be tied down to one when you could have all of them?"
"I... never thought of that."
>D:"Of course you didn't Anonymous! You're nowhere near as brilliant and mischievous as I! Now tell me, have you had intercourse with any of them?"
"Twice... in the spa."
>He lets out a very long and hard laugh
>D:"Oh dear Anonymous, you've just became my very favorite student! In the spa even! I couldn't have done something even close in my long long life! Truly, you must love messing with these girls heads. And what would happen if one of them were to blab to their friends about this? Would they not all be hurt by your fooling around?"
"Well, I'm not in a relationship with any of them if that helps."
>D:"Well I suppose you could use that argument. It MIGHT get you out of some trouble. But now I'm curious. What is it about you that they find so appealing? You're no Casanova I can tell you that much."
"I really don't know... maybe my looks are just that good?"
>He lets out another loud laugh at you

>>25753395
ROLLER COASTER GOING AT MACH 3

>>25753395
awaiting gangbang...

>>25753395
"C-come on! I'm serious!"
>D:"At least be confident in your lies. No, you're not ugly but nothing stands out about you in the looks department. And you're already antisocial... maybe that's what it is? The mystery behind you... No, that would be stupid."
>He raises his hand and rests his chin on it
>D:"What if... maybe now just maybe... Miss ex demon... performed a spell of some sort?"
"What?"
>D:"Oh come on! It's not impossible. She did come from a world of magical talking horses right? What if she did some of her witchcraft voodoo and performed some magic either on them or you? It's not impossible. Technically, nothing is impossible."
>You thought about it for a minute
>Magic?
>Naw
>No way
>But then again...
"Well, during the friendship games both Twilight and Sunset did almost rip the world apart and stuff... so I can't completely say it's impossible..."
>But why would they perform magic on your group?
>D:"Knowing Twilight I'd say they wanted to try something new and it backfired. I highly doubt that the intent of the spell would be to have the girls throwing themselves at you. Anyways, I'm going to get out. It's gotten a bit too hot for my tastes."
>He gets out of the bath
>OH GOD HIS OLD MAN JUNK
>You look away
>D:"Oh, and Anonymous?"
>You keep looking away
>D:"Keep causing the delicious chaos amongst these girls hearts. I truly can't wait to hear the outcome of today."
>And with that he left
>Fucking batshit insane teacher...
>Now it was just you in the bath
>He did give you some things to think about
>Was it your mystery?
>Were girls even into that?
>It could be your looks...
>No it couldn't
>Then there was magic...
>Or maybe it was science
>You didn't know
>Magic didn't really even exist here right?
>You go completely underwater before coming back up again
>Well, better get out
>Wouldn't want to keep any of the girls waiting

>>25753479
Moar!

>>25753479
And out next contestant is...
>spins wheel

>>25693519
bump

>>25753479
Now we wait.
https://youtu.be/rTyN-vvFIkE?t=4s

>>25754037
Love this song.....
Love this green.....

>>25693519
bump

>>25753479
Inb4 grandpa D busted a nut in the pool. I wouldn't submerge in that water.

>>25693519
bump

>>25693519
bump

>>25693519
Bump from the edge

>>25753479
Bump for the fuck and the chaos

>>25758399
Nice dubs

Need more chaotic group sex senpai

Page 10?
>Nope

>>25760126
Page 8? Nope

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pg 10 save

No dying yet

Pump

>>25753322
>>25753395
>>25753479

Damn dude! I can hear John De Lancie's voice clear as a bell in my head when I read this.
Nice job!

Baaahmb

Safety bump. Doot Doot deet de doot doot doo dee boo dee.

Meh bumps

>>25693519
bump

WHY IS EVERYONE DUMPING SHIT EVERYWHERE?!?!

>>25753479
bump

hi

boop?

>>25768747
no

>>25768747
no

>>25768747
no

Where's Insanebow our lord and saviour

Wake up Dash. your time has come.

Nice Bump General faggots.

Feel free to move your shit to Fingerbang.

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>>25774089

>>25774089
Nice try randomfag

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>>25764502
We can bump if we want to, we can leave this post behind
>>25774089
cause this fag don't dance
and if he don't dance
then they're no 'non of mine

>>25776471
Cause your post don't dance
And if it don't dance
Well it ain't no post of mine

>>25776711
>Cause your post don't bump
>And if it don't bump
>Well it ain't no post of mine

I fucked it up.

>>25776725
we can bump, we can bump
everybody look at this cunt
>>25774089

>>25776983
We're no strangers to bump
You know the rules and so do I
A full board's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other thread

>>25753479
>You get out of the bath and dry yourself off best you can
>Don't wanna walk around this place soaked
>You grab a new towel from the rack they had available and once again wrap it around yourself
>Walking around with nothing but a towel on was a little weird but you could bear it
>That just meant the females just wore towels as well
>Magic? Nah, you're just that good with women
>Yeah... that's what it was
>Maybe it was magic...
>You weren't really headed anywhere in specific, at this point you were just following arrows to places
>You turn around a corner
>You see a pair of double doors with "baie mixt" over the top
>That must be the mixed bath...
>You move towards the double doors
>That is until you're grabbed and thrown in a dark room
"Hey! What the hell?!"
>A finger comes to your lips
>In the darkness you couldn't make out who it was
"Sour? Is that you?"
>?:"No, it isn't that insufferable bipolar she devil. I-Its some one much better and nicer and cleaner."
>Who the fuck describes them self like that?
>Wait
>That voice
"Moon... uh..."
>What was the last part of her name again?
>Prancer?
>MD:"Ohmigosh! You remembered my name!"
>She clicks on the light above the two of you
>You were in some type of broom closet or some shit
>You looked at Moonprancer
>She was looking at you
"Uhhh, so Moonprancer... why did you bring me in here exactly?"
>MD:"Moonprancer? Don't you M-mean Moondancer?"
"Yeah of course. Just making sure uh... you remembered your own name?"
>MD:"How considerate of you to check if my memory was correct. Now... I have a question to ask you..."
"Uh, go ahead I guess?"
>MD:"Would you take my virginity from me?"
>GOD DAMMIT YOU JUST MET HER
>But... this was different
>She didn't have the lustful look in her eyes like the others
>She looked more apprehensive and nervous than anything
"Why would you want me to do that? We just met!"
>MD:"Well... I talked to Twilight about you... and she said you were a master of all things erotic."

>>25779237
>You couldn't hold it in
>You let out some of the hardest laughter you've ever had
>Moondancer had to silence you by putting her hands over your mouth
>MD:"I don't understand. Did I say a funny joke or something?"
>After most of your laughter is finished you're finally able to speak again
"I don't know shit about anything erotic! Today is the first day I've spent any type of extended amount of time with females! I don't even know why Twilight would say something like that!"
>MD:"But Twilight wouldn't lie to me! I informed her that my virginity was causing people to make fun of me! So the only solution would be to lose it right?" She said you were the perfect candidate!"
"Seriously? She must have been yanking your chain or something."
>MD:"What? Why would Twilight yank on my chain? I don't even own a chain! Why are we talking about chains?!"
>She began to fidget with her hair in a fit of nervousness
>MD:"I don't understand! This seemed like a fool proof plan in my head! You were gonna say yes, you were going to have sex with me in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation and then we would go our seperate ways!"
>She began to hyperventilate a bit
"Whoa whoa calm down okay?"
>You put your hand on her shoulder
>She flinches at the contact
>MD:"Am I just too ugly? Do I not appeal to you? Am I not your ideal woman?"
>You could handle Sour Sweet crazy
>But this was on a whole nother level
>You put your other hand on her other shoulder and give her a shake
"Hey! It's not any of that stuff. I never even gave an answer! And it's kind of odd that you would even have a request like that... but it's not the weirdest thing of today. Actually it fits in quite well..."
>She takes a deep breath
>MD:"Thank you for your kindness. Normally people just tell me to shut up when I won't stop talking. Admittedly they never shake me, but it worked. Now, is there some terms that you would wish to discuss on the topic of my virginity?"

>>25779405
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>>25779405
How can our dick take all this?

>>25779405
Huh, that escalated quickly

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>>25779405
>you were going to have sex with me in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Always knew Moonie was a kinky one

>>25779405
Do i smell cherry juice?

>>25779405
"Terms? What do you mean terms?"
>MD:"Well... is there something you would wish for in return? I could offer you money maybe..."
"What? Moondancer, no. I just... want you to really think something like this through. You'd be giving away your virginity once and only once to me, a guy you just met today is that what you really want?"
>She didn't even take a moment to think
>MD:"It truly is! I've made my decision! I want you to be the one to take away my virginity."
"You're positive?"
>MD:"100 percent."
"Just... why me?"
>MD:"Oh that's easy. You're a simple person. Charming and easy to talk to. Attractive... enough. Also, you're following the rules of nature."
"Rules of nature?"
>MD:"Trying to have as many female mates as possible. Following your instincts! It's quite admirable really. Like my instinct right now is telling me to just jump on you and make you inseminate me. But I couldn't possibly do something like that."
>You cock an eyebrow at her
"What do you mean "have as many female mates as possible"?"
>MD:"You think I haven't taken notice of the other girls infatuation with you? All of them in some way seem to have some level of interest with you. Except Sunny Flare. But I believe she identifies as asexual... which doesn't make sense because asexual means being able to reproduce by ones own self..."
>You smile at her
"So... have they talked about me?"
>MD:"Only Sunset and Twilight talked to me about it. But I could see it in all of their eyes. They see something in you."
"Huh... didn't know you could tell something like that by looking at someone's eyes..."
>She gives you a softer happier look
>MD:"Actually, there is something I'd like to give you in return..."
"I already said that isn't necessary."
>MD:"Tickets to my favorite artist! Princewhateverer concert tickets!"
"On second thought, maybe I will take those tickets..."
>MD:"Only on one condition."
"Besides sex?"
>MD:"You have to bring me along... like a... date."

>>25779701
Looking forward to concert part

>>25693519
bump

>>"Well... is there something you would wish for in return? I could offer you money maybe..."

I miss hendsomejeck :(

>>25780589
Yet another story that will never be finished ;_;

>>25780589
Damn it... Rest in penguins Handsomejeck. May Buttstallion guide you to the heavens and above...

>>25779701
yeah anon, listen to the RULES OF NATURE

>>25779701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
You knew this was coming

>>25779545
MAGIC