>"Hi Nonny! Ready for your butt kicking?"

>>25679867
How can you kick my butt?
You have no legs.

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>>25679867

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Yes.

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>>25679867
>Why does Pinkie Pie want to kick my butt? I haven't said two words to the girl!

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>>25679933
>"Uh...hello?"

>>25679933
~Flashack~

Spike: "Give it a try."

Twilight: "Um, hello?"

Pinkie: "GAAAAAASP!"

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>Hi anon, we're gonna kick your butt.

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>>25679960
>>25679970

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>>25679867
GET OUTTA MY WAY!

CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S GONNA KICK MY BUTT?

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>>25680248
HIYA YOUNG PEOPLE!

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>>25680266
So, you like kicking butts do you?

WELL, WE'LL SHOW YOU OLD HAG!

>>25679867
Pinkie, I'm nearly a foot taller than you, twice your weight, and have been in plenty of fights. I know you miss your whipped cream collection, but I'm telling you the sundae was worth it. You're just going to have to trust me on this and get over it.

>>25679880
I feel those eyes move when staring at her flank.

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>>25680284
Psst. C'mon, Nonny, play along!

>>25680279
Old Spongebob was the best

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>>25679985
>Flatts! Uh, hello, sir. Kick any good butts lately? Yeah, I remember last week, I was kicking this mare's flank real good. And she leans over and says, "Hey, y'know life's like a bucket of wood shavings. Except for when shavings are in a pail, then it's like a pail of wood shavings!"

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>>25679867
Hi Pinkie! Ready for your butt licking?

>>25680313
>Anon plays along
>Pinkie whips out a bat and breaks his knees
>She bludgeons him on the ground for a few minutes
>All just playing along
>"Thanks, Nonny!"
>Anon coughs up a tooth and smiles
"Just playing along."

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>>25679867
You'll have to get through the great and powerful Trixie first

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>>25680350
Hey, that story really speaks to me.

>>25680389
>pinkie whispers in his ear
>"it's just a prank bro"

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>>25680499
Really? What's it say?

>>25680323
It really was.

Holy shit it's been so long now, I feel so old.

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>>25680602
It says now, I'm gonna kick your butt twice as hard.

>>25679867
>M6 bully Anon
>They're just nervous about expressing how they really feel

>>25680602
I've always wanted to be psychologically tortured by pinkie pie.

>>25680702
I figured it was just Pinkie trying to make Anon smile. Y'know, like punching him in slow mo and stuff like that.

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>>25680733
It sounds like a hell of a time.
>>25680747
Or this.

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>>25680767

>>25680501
gone sexual

>>25681045

I giggled.

>>25680747

>Man, that was a great joke!
>You give Dash a friendly nudge to her shoulder, and you both continue laughing.
>"Why'dya hit her, Anon?"
>What?
>Oh, it's just Ponk.
"Oh, it's nothing."
>"It can't be nothing! She's your friend, you don't hit friends!"
"it's a human thing, Pinkie. Show's I'm her buddy, and we're just messing around!"
>"Oh, that makes sense!"
>She pulls out a bat, and brings it back.
>"Then I finally know what to do!"
>She brings the bat hard against your shins, and you yelp in pain.
"Pinkie! What was that for?"
>Well, it should have been expected.
>"Ohmygoshsorry! I-I just thought..."
>"Pinkie, that was not cool."
>You can see her hair deflate, and the pain in your legs spreads to your heart as she walks away.

>Be Pinkie Pie...
>tfw you will never announce your love in the most human way possible, because humans have weird cultures...

>>25679867
>Not butt dicking

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>>25679867

>>25679867
I have a chainsaw.

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>>25681045

>>25679867

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>>25679867

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>>25679867
"Don't make me sic my Jackie Chan Tulpa on you again, Pinkie Pie."

>Pinkie will never bully you because she secretly likes you.
>You will never learn her secret and help her cope with her feelings.
>Mfw I have no face.

>>25679867

I read kicking as licking and got excited for a moment.