Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Twilight Sparkle may have it in mind to give Starlight Glimmer a course in friendship lessons, but what else will the unicorn be doing now? Her big project before was a model society. It didn't end up the way she had anticipated, but at least the inhabitants aren't holding a hard grudge any longer. Still, she could use a focus that's not some kind of revenge now. Is she still interested in social works? Will she reflect more on all the magic she'd had to peruse to reach this point? Will she simply be Twilight's retainer - a number two or three assistant?
There's time enough ahead to think about it.Maybe Celestia has some suggestions.
>>25669255
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Ponies are real
Equestria is real
>Happy birthday anon!
Hello, Dr. Roseluck-, paging Dr. Roseluck!
Everyone in Equestria is turning into Zebras.
What will Celestia do?
pone gon give it to you
>>25673883
What kind of doctor is she?
>>25673905
oh good
forget waiting for me to get it on my own if pone's gonna deliver to me
>>25673899
Enjoy some chocolate-vanilla swirl.
>>25673908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n10sX0OUkjA
>>25673883
she's detained at the moment
tinytannedtiddies
>>25673944
she's a busy pone
>>25673961
wait fuck
wrong picture
>>25673944
Why is she being detained? By whom? What did she do?
>>25673944
What a cute bird
>"PRIVATE ANONYMOUS YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!"
>>25674095
I'd "accidentally" call Spitfire mom.
>>25674095
*boop*
Discord's clown parade.
Orig size: http://imgur.com/KzFOC8Z.gif
>>25674107
>"IF YOU'RE GOING TO CALL ME MOMMY I'M GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE A MOMMY!"
>>25674125
whoa what
wait what
this is amazing
and out of nowhere
>>25674132
I was stramming it for straight 11 hours, so not entirely outta nowhere.
>>25674125
I want to be the Princess Ringleader
Pony wants to heal you.
>>25674146
did i miss a stram
fuuuuck
well anyway great job man
>>25674125
I wonder if Celestia still puts the old clown costume on occasionally, for old time's sake
I hope you're having a lovely horseweekend.
I am going to put pony as the 6th item in my inventory and then go fight Missingno. Then I'll will have all the ponies!
>>25674166
no worries, will stram next saturday again. Probably rarabun or some war horseys, depending on the coin toss.
>>25674188
The only thing you'll have is an ass full of DICKS!
>>25674188
you won't have all of the ponies
you'll have like 128x of the same pony
and ponies go in your party, not in your inventory
>>25674125
So which one is a better juggler?
>>25674178
And to you the same.
>>25674125
What happens if he catches them?
>>25674212
Applejack
>>25674208
Pony is not for pokemon, pony is for training pokemon
If ponies are cats, then how is Pinkie Pie a puppy?
Would you a filly Dash?
>>25674291
Pinkie Pie isn't real
>>25674245
Ughhhh. Fallout centaurs.
Any draw requests?
>>25674297
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>25674302
Pinkie Pie's skeleton emergency
>>25674204
*Pinkie
>>25674302
Mare Anon enslaved to Sombra.
>>25674302
Pinkie Pie being a fictional character
>>25674302
Starlight Glimmer in a "only equal ponies sit in this box"
>>25674319
>"enslaved"
>he can't get rid of her
>she keeps trying to dress up as a crystal pony to attract him
I want to marry SB!
>>25674302
Sunset with the outline of her buttplug showing thru her yoga-pants-things
>>25674335
No anon.
Anon enslaved by Sombra.
Particularly with Sombra pouring the transformation antidote down a drain
>>25674344
>not the outline of a monster horsedong
>>25674302
Ponified version of Marilyn Monroe
>>25674302
Hey nobby is that thing creepy curse posted about you true?
>>25674327
Mod pls. The = meme is so 10 months ago
>>25674349
>Sombra keeps trying to dose mareAnon with the antidote to get ride of her
>through a series of hilarious coincidences, Sombra's stores of gallons of the stuff keep getting wrecked and wasted
>>25674302
Dash with her head stuck in a popcorn bucket
>>25674302
Draw somebig fat cat tats.
>>25674353
>monster
*minotaur
>>25674302
Starlight Glimmer failing miserably to fit into the Equal Pony box because she's slightly too chubby and also not equalized
>>25674302
Fat Twilight posing as /fit/ to Rarity
I want a pony to hold me and keep me close so that I can hear her beating, loving heart as she moves in a cradling motion
>>25674379
minotaurs don't have horsecocks
...do they?
get drunk and fuck ponies
>>25674386
I want to hold a pony close so she can hear my beating, loving heart as I move her in a cradling motion.
>>25674302
pones operating operationally with guns like pic related
>>25674343
I want to marry a giant horsewiener.
>>25674313
>>25674319
>>25674327
>>25674366
got it
>>25674320
never speak to me again
>>25674359
NO
>>25674378careful there anon
fuck, another artist I like is depressed
>>25674425
WHOA NOBBY THAT'S UNF
>>25674417
I don't get it
>>25674431
I thought you needed to be depressed to become an artist.
>>25674425
>banthro
>>25674431
Are those tears of sex?
>>25674417
That pretty much sums it up
>>25674443
>anthro
>ban
???
>>25674431I hope Vulapa's okay.
>>25674425
Don't you have an undertale general to draw furry shit in?
>>25674437
It's Murozond.
>>25674457me too, I saw his post before but I had no idea what to say
>>25674437
WoW reference I think, nozdormu and the end time dungeon or some shit.
>>25674460
I think you mean scaly shit. Unshowered greasy weeaboo a best waifu.
I want Luna to hold me like a mother and tell me that everything is alright, crying into her
>>25674488
Fuck off SB, everyone knows that Aaron is best monster ;)
>>25674520
hello, pony
>>25674520
I think pone's hoof has been dislocated
>>25674520
Hi there, Trendermac.
>>25674520
Got any apples, pony?
>>25674554
>applejackandhertwoapples.jpg
>>25674497
>"Mom, he's doing it again.">'Anonymous, sunshine, PLEASE try to be nicer to your cousin.
>>25674574
>You will never have a mentally unstable depressed cousin
>>25674554
But where is the vagina
>>25674578
she keeps it at home so it doesn't get dirty
>>25674587
Oh
I didn't know it worked like that
>>25674518
Aaron has too many abs.
>>25674520
Hey Applejack! Catch!
>>25674587
Why the fuck do I still come here.
>>25674366
I'm going to post this horse and no one can stop me
>>25674628
Stop posting that horse.
>>25674302
Nyx fighting (or playfighting) a filly sized Tantibus
>>25674616
Yes, yes I like thing.
>>25674628
okay, but if you do I'm going to post this horse
>>25674616
what a greasy little pon
>>25674616Now have anon cut a hole in the bottom of the popcornAnd he does something with the hole
>>25674644
NEVER
not even disgusting looking whatever-they-ares shall dissuade him from his horsey mission
>>25674656
Does hefart into it?
>>25674650
Is he comfortable in those?
>>25674669
extra comfy
he was concerned they would tone down his sparkliness, but he's actually happy about how it emphasizes the glitter on his face and butt
>>25674663
Seriously, quit it.
>>25674663
>horse emission
>>25674699
No
crystal pones matter
>>25674616
Her ears being down makes it cuter somehow.
>>25674327
>>25674722
Why be equal when you can be better?
>Chanukah
>>25674722
How many horses does she have jammed in there?
What do you call a porn website for alicorns?
Cornhub
>>25674777
>dense pony packing
unf.
>>25674616
did she like the movie
>>25674628
>>25674302
Bon Bon trying to get other pones into listening to Tyler the Creator.
>>25674817
aw yeah
I love these
Unicorn filly is carrying shy pegasus colt to her with her magic for a cuddle.
>>25674817
not even you can stop me, enemy of all that is good and wholesome
The finale did a great job of showing why someone would want equal outcomes without equal efforts.
Because they were embarrassed by their inferiority at one point and never moved on.
Like feminists who want equal pay for less work or men that call themselves feminists because of their inferiority complexes.
Night guys. Take care of Nyx for me while I'm away.
Goodnight.
ALICORN FILLY FOR SALE
5 BITS OR HIGHEST OFFER
>>25674875
I'll give you 5 bits right now if she's not a nightmare pony
>>25674875
How do we know she's authentic?
Any confirmation on what happened to Final Timeline?
>>25674839
the ponies WILL be clothed
all of them
>>25674875
>>25674879
10 bits.
>>25674928
Only in the worst possible of bad-end time lines
your are powerless here you fabric obsessed arch fiend
if I had an image of a naked stallion blowing a raspberry, it would go right here
<-----
>>25674928
I want to go sailing with that pony
>>25674951
That's a tall princess.
>>25674849
Well duh
Nature has a food chain, why should we assume we were born equal? Communists are morons who thinks something as dysfunctional as the state can actually force equality.
They just want free things from others doing harder work, because demand WILL make someone work harder, state enforced or not. Feminism and communism are interchangeable, I don't see such enthusiasm for women's rights in drilling or welding.
>>25674951
Anon looks like he's jerkin' off with both hands
>>25674933
sold
>>25674965
It's the best kind of princess.
>>25674951
now walk into her from the bacl
>>25674965
It's not too late.
All you have to do is make some friends.
>>25674912
Rainbow successfully exterminates winter
>>25675028
people think I'm boring
I mean they'll like me for awhile, but eventually they won't
>>25674995
YISS
>>25675044
>in the short time I've known her she's already doubled in size
jackpot
https://derpibooru.org/1037890
>>25675028
>>25675081
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/284257/
>>25675081
>>25675098
look at those excited princesses
they are going to be so disappointed
Splish splash pone was takin' a bath.
>>25675180
They'll find something to pass the time with quickly, I'm sure.
>>25675081
>>25675098
Is derpibooru embedding in 4chanx or is there another script?
Ponybutts
>>25675242
https://github.com/bakugo/4chan-imgur/raw/master/dist/4chan-imgur.user.js
>>25675256
don't look at them
>>25675225
Get up pony! We aren't ded yet!
>>25675267
Thanks man.
>>25675225
>>25675277
Nah, we ded.
Doesn't mean we get any peace, though.
why is he so cute?
>>25675355
becausehe's a pony ___
>>25675333
RIP right pone.
Hey, I'm moving out of this shitty town and I'm celebrating it by taking a request.
My speciality is dragons, but you can request anything that's SFW.
>>25675355
I wish Rose drew more trap ponies
>>25675399
You're moving out of alaska? I would like Sweetie Belle riding a dragon, a big one or just chilling with a dragon and he/she is sharing the stash with her because she's a good singer or something.
>>25675333
holy FUCK
>>25675399
trappy braeburn in a pretty dress
>>25675399
Teenage Spike doing some super embarrassing fake kung fu.
Optional: nearby ponies buying it and running away
>>25675399
I hope it's not California or New York City that you're moving in. Fuck those places.
>>25675399
>>25675399
Oh, and congrats on moving up in the world!
meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lHg4GGWqeo
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1njTTTPv1Of4yHd6igFCNCB9JyXOhH4IHENwnt55zIWc/edit?hl=en_US&pl&pli=1
>>25675399
teenage spike hanging out with twilight
>>25675399
I would like to request Celestia having tea with the Queen Dragon. What said dragon looks like is probably up to you.
>>25675444
Where's the Who's whowe should update that
>>25675407
>>25675436
>>25675438
Yes, I'm leaving Alaska and moving to fabulous Las Vegas. I cannot overstate how relieved I am.
Seriously, this town is going downhill and it was pretty bad to begin with.
>>25675430
I'll do this one. I already have an idea for it.
>>25675467
>Las Vegas
but why
>>25675467
>and moving to fabulous Las Vegas.
PLEASE tell me you got a job ahead of schedule. That place had a bad history with unemployment.
>>25675467
I was watching that alaska show on discovery chanel and everything was shit.
spotted pony spotted
>>25675481
I've been thinking about going there for the bush flying.
But I hate the cold. Maybe I should just go to the tropics.
>>25675481
Its a very pretty place if you're touring.
But don't fucking LIVE there.
how is the hiatus going for you?
>>25675475
>>25675480
I won't be living IN Vegas, just outside of it, and my husband is transferring, so we'll be okay.
>>25675498
Don't go to Juneau. It's cold, dark, wet, there's nothing to do, the women are batshit crazy, the men are creeps, the cost of living goes through the roof into space and just in the last two months five people have been murdered.
Sketching, btw.
>>25675521
honestly it doesn't feel any different
it'll probably take a couple weeks for it to kick in
>>25675527
>the cost of living goes through the roof into spaceHow? Are they swimming oil to a point where they gave you guys money?
Imma bonk Ponk's donk.
>>25675467
>Las Vegasi live thereyou shoot at all?
Transformation into a anthro pony.
>>25675547
AND THEN ANON BECAME A FILLY
>>25675558
I'd rather be a satyr, but I'll take it
>>25674616
>>25674722
>>25674817
>>25674928
pones
are silly pones
>>25675538
This place is landlocked and there is one company that ships stuff to every store in town, so you either pay $20 for a loaf of bread, two cans of beans and three half-rotten oranges or you don't eat.
That, or the boat doesn't arrive at all and you pray you stocked up on frozen food.
>>25675565
will Pinkie's terrible curse never be broken?
>>25675555I want a gun, so I can go to a nice shooting range.
>>25675588Ah, I see your point. Well, I hope you like the sun/heat because there is going to be lots of that where you're going.
>>25675574
I don't really care.
Just as long as it's not human and it's female.
tell me mlpg, what do you see here
Pinkie feels a little weird... was it something she ate?
Trendy Stallions doing trendy things.
Fashionable mares doing fashionable things.
Smart fillies doing very silly things.
Stupid colts abandoning their friends without a word for no reason in particular.
>>25675623
Random boss from a Treasure game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh01zoKBBHU
>>25675623
Looks like a shrug.
>>25675623
balls
>>25675623
EQG pank jumping in the air
she's the only one with hair that big
>>25675527
>Don't go to Juneau.
Uh... noted.
>there could be a ghost pony watching you right now and you'd never know
Pinkie just wants to make her friends happy
The only way I will truly be happy is to be married to Pinkie
Now she has no choice but to accept!
>>25675625
she became one of those weird 2-legged creatures
>>25675599desert sportsman is good
and since we've got all this blm land you can go anywhere basically
>>25675400
>you will never be Rose's qt trap pony
>she will never peg you every night and use you for pose modelling
Filly won't stop smiling at you.
>>25675697
John Madden
>>25675688
There's a hole in your planPinkie doesn't want to be friends with you
>>25675717
Replace the filly.
>>25675717
Why? Because even though I told myself I was going to actually improve my knowledge I just ended up doing exactly what I did yesterday?
https://derpiboo.ru/1038014
I am ready.
Ready for cozy Christmas ponies.
>>25675763
Would.
>enter room
>see this
what do
https://derpiboo.ru/1038045
>>25675763You can tell she photoshopped out the stretch marks out of her inner thighs
>>25675797
I already saw the 40+ versions of this that got posted to derpibooru at the same time.
>>25675763
>those tits
no thanks
>>25675778
do ponies into christmas
>>25675805
https://derpiboo.ru/1038010
>>25675763
Gross.
>>25675797
Anthro, but less gross.
>>25675797
PANI- wait are they legal now
>>25675820
nice hint of grool there
https://derpiboo.ru/876984
>>25675797
unf
>>25675832
Please stop posting this garbage, it's getting old.
>>25675797
filly_hardcore_anal.aviI'd have sweetie belle do a twirl
pony is unwell
>>25675797
flee
masturbate later
>>25675832
unf
>>25675832
I don't particularly care for Discord, but that's a nice cock and I want it in or around my mouth
>>25675856
what's up with that tiny j
why is the filter so big
get this pussy shit out of here rainbow horse
you aint a real nigga
>>25675853
Well better put her down before it spreads to the others.
>>25673841
GET THE BACK INSIDE!
Forced
PonyPetting
>>25675861What about his balls
>>25675888
could be bigger, to be honest
Pinkie Pie
Party
Denial
>>25675856
>>25675904
like
just one?
>>25675926
No, several Pinkies.
anon
misspelling
pinkie
pie
denial
Marble Pie cute baby bump
>>25675959
HAPPY SUNDAY
>>25675959
RAVISH ME WITH YOUR PAWS ROOGNA
>>25675959
MAKE ME YOUR BITCH ROOGNA
Pinkamena
"Denial"
Pie
>>25675959
Luna looks unamused.
Denying anon to be turned into a diamond dog and impregnated with 8 pups.
Calling bits puppers.
Calling Wereity's claws unfashionable and coat matted
>>25675959
look at that little blue butt
>>25675959
HAPPY CHANUKAH ROOGNA
>>25675986
Luna isn't very easily impressed.
mareanon
humanity and masculinity
denial
>>25675986
she's thinking about how mediocre all the porn of her is
mlpg
denialdenial_
>>25676010
U N F
N
F
>>25676015
It really is true
I don't want to deny the ponies anything.
pony
ponypony
Celestia
Pony ponying pony
Denial
Denial
>>25676025
Its weird given she was (still is) the fandoms favourite princess.
>>25676040
>Not ...........in my Equestria?
Man, fuck Celestia
Fuck her and fuck her subjects
>>25676025
I just don't get it
she's the ideal character for the average male fan of the show, people even call her "the brony princess", but almost all of it is garbage
>>25676052
exactly
>>25676069
That's the idea here yes.
Am I weird for having Cadance as my favourite princess?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LHQ4DmvcJI
MY LITTLE POHNEE!
MY LITTLE POH-NEEEE!!!
>>25676073
I think it's since she's the more popular of the princesses, the pool of artists that are willing to draw porn of her is much bigger, and thus resulting much more mediocre porn of her than the other characters
>>25676048
>dash looks the most saddened
element of loyalty best element
>>25676082
Love butt is best butt anon!
>>25676093
I can imagine her panicking when the human is 5 minutes late
>>25676082
noall the princess are good princesses
>>25676048
that's adorable
>>25676103
Oh, you like that, huh? POOP comes from there.
>>25676103
It's just weird thinking back to March/April 2012 when her and Shining were considered The Worst Possible Thing by a large portion of the fanbase. Hell, I'll admit that I wasn't very impressed when they first got announced. But they've grown on me...a lot.
Now here I am close to 4 years later and she's my favourite. Crazy world.
Well? Why haven't you?
>>25676010Please say more about anon being denied his humanity and masculinity
I want to be Celestia'sfriend
>>25676134
They're like 15 in EqG-verse
>>25676148
Your point?
>>25676142
he gets turned into a pretty mare, and that's really all there is to it
occasionally she tries to stand on her hind legs, but it never works out
if she ever tries to get dressed up all she has are nice dresses and sexy horsepanties
when she finally bites the bullet and puts them on, she finds they're surprisingly comfortable
eventually she doesn't even mind the pink socks
>>25676091
I'm to the point that I feel like I should run some numbers on this, though that would all come down to what I think is good so it'd probably be skewed
that being said, I scoured derpibooru and only found about 50 pictures of luna in total that I could reasonably jack it to, which feels criminally low and far less than any other character I've got a folder for
>>25676148
And?
>>25676148
That messed me up at first, since in FIM the Mane 6 are clearly a bunch of twentysomethings.
It would have been interesting to do EqG with the same ages. We could have had episodes about Dash having to renew her driver's license, or Rarity having to get to the bank before it closes.
>>25676134
flawless editing job there
>>25676147
358 days to go!
>>25674125
the princesses do not seem as amused by this as Discordgreat job
>>25676179
GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE!
>>25676179
GET BACK INSIDE
>>25676175
Eh, it was a quick and dirty.
>>25676187
>>25676189
get the fuck... beside?
>>25676157
Where's the part where anon gets fucked thoroughly by a well hung diamond dog who keeps teasing anon about how he used be a guy? Who massive hand is enough to grip anon's tiny pony form and use it like a fleshlight?
>>25676190
Just like drunk anal!
>>25676187
>>25676189
Now you did it, you broke her
Is a life without ponies a life worth living?
>>25676211
>large.omg
Are you calling Twilight fat?
>>25676218
God damn autocorrect
>>25676199
ew gross
dog dicks are disgusting
it's stallion cocks only for this little mare
enormous ones who find out about her sad little story and offer to comfort and cuddle her
being the little horndog she is, she begs them to rut her and they happily oblige
within a few short weeks, she finds herself happily married to a nice herd of handsome stallions
>>25676223
I wish there was more beautiful art like this, with big beautiful wings.
CuteDorks
>>25674431
I feel like most artists are depressed, and use their drawings to make others feel good, thereby making themselves feel good.
>>25676229
This is unf but not my kind of unf.
Not the "Anon being humiliated for being turned into a little mare and fucked" unf
>>25675430
Done
>>25676233
I'd post more but I don't have my wing folder with methe problem with wings is to find the right amount of detail for the picture, with pones they are often simplified since pones themselves are simplified, too
>>25676257
kek
im getting a slav feel from this
>>25676257
>>25676239That is a nice side effect but it is also a good way to keep your mind occupied
>>25676244
what's humiliating about becoming a little pony?
ponyhood is practically the highest state of being
outside of princesshood, anyway
I don't think our little friend is quite ready to become a princess
>>25676259
Yeah, I know.
But when you do find a pic with beautifully detailed wings it's magical.
>>25676257
hahaha what a little dorklord
>>25675818
Pretty sure they do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-EmijjrRLA
>>25676269
Anon it's not about whether or not being a little pony is humiliating, it's about the anon himself and the characters around him.
I don't read some boring story about how an anon who already wants to be a mare gets turned into a mare and lives happily ever after.
I want to read about anon being captured by a diamond dog who force feeds anon a potion that turns him into a little pony, and is constantly reminded that he's nothing more than a walking talking cock sock who's breakfast, lunch and dinner is all warm canine spunk.
>>25676283I want to sniff that pillow after he's done with it
So
Filies
>>25676310
that sounds horribly unpleasant, and I want nothing to do with it
sorry!
>>25676239
I wish I could do that
when I draw I just get depressed that it doesn't look like I wanted and that I don't know how to make it look better and that I could've spent all this time improving and that I don't want anyone to ever see what I've done
>>25676321
I bet you just want to be turned into a mare on your own accord and meet a handsome stallion who takes you to expensive restaurants and then have a beautiful moonlight walk across a promenade in Canterlot.
There's a word for that, it's called "Gay".
Say it with me now "Gay"
GAY.
>>25676335
>Tfw keep saying I'll do 20 minutes of gesture drawing a day
>Minuscule in the grand scheme of things, but it'll help with general poses, fleshing out a form, and speed
>Keep not doing it
>For a long time
>Keep thinking how much better I'd be if I'd kept doing it 6 months ago
MLPG
PLAYS
MINECRAFT
>>25676319
what happened to diamond tiara
>>25676360
Silver Spoon upgraded to a Sweetie Belle.
>>25676257
this shit's going up on youtube
>>25676350
>Wanting to become the little mare and meet the big stallion.
>Gay
It'd be gayer if he was a stallion. Or wanted to date another little mare.
>look up fapfics
>there's one with my specific fetish
>20k words and incomplete
Why
>>25676351the "zero motivation" thing is the worst about depression - if it wasn't for that you could at least do something against it
>>25676350
I mean, yeah
but how is wanting to romance and kiss handsome stallions any gayer than wanting to get stuffed full of dogdick day in and day out
MORE PONY
THAN PONY
ded
pep
pep
qeq
glove
>>25676418
Replace dead with filly
BRING ME THE SWEETIE BLOOM
>>25676390
How hard could it be to come up with some motivation?
Goo chrysalis absorbing anon and turning him into a goo changeling
>>25676433
>>25676444
Little fillies being little lesbians is cute.
>>25676447
I hope she says no you blog posting piece of shit
>>25676367
Downgraded*
>>25676452
>>25676444
The only ponies cute enough to date the CMC are the CMC.
>>25676495
Um excuse me
>>25676489
jesus fuck
looks like Diamond Tiara upgraded her Diamond Tiara
>>25676500
DT is second best choice.
She said yes!but she wasn't so sure so I am going to think she hates me and just wants to lay me off gently
I am going to grab a coffee with pony, guys!
>>25676489
I will downgrade your face
>>25676489
>>25676515
>Pony shows up and gets a $4 coffee
>Lets Anon down gently first thing and then because she intentionally made the situation awkward she leaves shortly after
>>25676500
I want to give Scootaloo's belly a rub down
>>25676516
The filly is crying for attention.
>>25676598
Anon that is headsitting.
No Luna Quest today. In the middle of a move and no internet.
>>25675467
>Alaska
I thought you can make bank there?
I figured people only worked there for the summer and leave
That's what I always wanted to do
>>25676438Yeah, that's what I always thought, too.
But it's different when you are the one who suddenly lacks all drive to do anything.
>>25676647
Oh, alright.
Good luck with your move!
>>25676655
I'm pretty sure it depends on what you work as
Petrochemists and geologists and shit like that obviously make bank
>>25676678
And fishing, but I hear that's like gold, totally anecdotal
>Petrochemists
man I really need to look for electric engineering work for oil folks
>>25676686
>EE
Just go into semiconductor manufacturing or computer systems design or something
>>25676536
honestly I hope that's how it's going to go, because seriously, I cannot handle a relationship right now. But I really needed the XP and she was the only one available.
Just a short reminder that the season 1 openers will be streamed today at 10pm GMT
>>25676720
>season 1 openers
of what?
>>25676725
pone
>>25676725
Pones. Going to have to make it through the hiatus somehow
>>25676727
but that was like
five years ago
>>25676727
>>25676730
>watching S1 pnoes
I mean, I guess. I'd rather watch other shit.
>>25676731
Didn't you watch the finale?
Time travelling is canon now.
>we're in hiatus
It's been a week and I still can't quite process. I don't even know what I'm going to do for a year. The last two hiatuses I just stopped coming but I still feel like hanging out.
holy shit guys kazerad got 45 K $ for his prequel merchandise stuff and he's still got five days to go
That's more than what he needed
did you buy a unity tapestry yet, /co/
>>25676655
>I thought you can make bank there?
If you like paying 3 bucks for LETTUCE.
>>25676753
>buying lettuce
that was your fault,2bh
>>25676753
>>25676759
You should have been growing your own lettuce. You live in oil country so electricity is cheap, right?
>>25676762
Nothing is cheep in Alaska.
Living in Alaska is like living in Hawaii with shitty beaches, and the natives are just drunker somehow.
>>25676762
>eating lettuce at all
I think Doritos has more nutritional value
>>25676762
>You live in oil country so electricity is cheap, right?
We export that out and run on "green" energy because of the Democrats.
Is it time?
>>25676769
Oh so it's one of those shitty trap places that people move to because they think its cool. Like the west coast or New England.
Hmm. Do places like that exist in Equestria?
Do you think Canterlot has a hallucinogenically high cost of living? Ponyville is -right- there so food couldn't be too outrageously high, right? I imagine rent is absurd though.
>>25676791
I'd cum in that hair.Or let her cum in mine.
>>25676788
Well, ponies don't seem to really have a concept of wealth, the prices vary drastically and it seems to be more of a "just give me whatever in return so I feel like I made a good deal"
>>25676791
I wonder how long that took
>>25676791
>all those people running around with obviously dyed hair
>they all pick fucking ugly colors instead of something like this
>>25676811
That's pretty ugly too
>working at mlpg.co
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhh4dA-V2os
>>25676791
>>25676788
>>25676769
>>25676762
>>25676759
>>25676753
But Bob Ross loved Alaska.
Pony flops over onto its back, legs wheeling in the air. It's trapped! Oh sweet Celestia, pony is trapped!
>>25676825
>working the night shift at mlpg.co
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx6GxmNqJ4I&user=csiro
>>25676825
>Fresh ponuts delivered to your cubicle everyday
>>25676791
>>25676827
You'd have to be a fucking hair wizard to make something look this great, jesus christ
>>25676828
He was a fucking hippy.
I wanna stick my dick in this.
>>25676825
I want to see those nonsexual butts
>>25676825
I really miss the office MLPG.co announcer
>>25676855
http://i.imgur.com/xo6gRSv.gif
>>25676862
>>25676835
For the love of god, someone help. I've been trapped in the MLPG office basement for three years. I've been surviving solely off pineapples and bugs the entire time. It's fucking huge down here, and I don't think I'm alone.
>One year hiatus!!!
I'm gonna laugh when Pony starts like a month after Game of Thrones does.
>>25676874
And then out lives it?
>>25676870
>I don't think I'm alone.
RIP Anon
>>25676890
Ah, buttslut twilight anon, we meet again.
Wouldn't it be better to go and have sex with actual people?
>>25676890
http://i.imgur.com/Dzj5zEC.png
I think you like butt-stuff a little too much, man
>>25676896
>sex with actual people
>>25676896
>>25676902
Not him, but everyone needs a hobby.
>>25676914
you can't be that ugly
or maybe you can, I just hope you're not.
>>25676915
He likes anal TOO MUCH
I didn't think it was possible, but it's true.
>>25676890
Why not put $1000 towards keeping an MLPG minecraft server up
>>25676916
No matter how ugly you are you will never be uglier than LMJ
No matter how pathetic you are you will always be better than the guy that took his mom to bronycon
There's hope for everyone if you're not him.
>>25676923
You can't put a minecraft server up your butt though.
>>25676923
>minecraft.
>>25676923
he can't get fucked by the minecraft server.
Not the way he likes it at least.
>>25676929
He could probably trade sex in exchange for keeping it up.
Somebody would probably fuck him.
>>25676923
>minecraft
ULTRA PVP COMPETITIVE HORSECRAFT
MY DAD WORKS AT MOJANG
>>25676923
There is an MLPG minecraft server up RIGHT now and no one is using it. Literally 0/50 clients connected. It's the same as you and your mumble server. You want this shit and no one uses it.
It's amazing how fallenPineapple agrees to host all this shit for you.
>>25676941
It's almost as useless as the Skype group.
>>25676945
or the mumble server.
I honestly think we should stay more time on the sub and fucking use it
Pony's hotline blinged.
>>25676924
I hide in my room from visiting family members.
And a few weeks ago had a panic attack when I tried using my mic when playing TF2.
It's dildos for me, forever.
>>25676945
Isn't the Skype group still used?
>>25676958I wish I could hug you
>>25676958
the new millennium's great problem, social anxiety
literally making people want to spend a month's working wage on a sex toy instead of going out and getting their asses' spread open by random guys.
Do you get by with autismbucks or do you actually have a job? Because it doesn't really look like you could handle one.
>>25676948
/art/ has been bumping recently, Weaver had some visitors from /co/ and that's where MSOB puts up a lot of notpony if you don't follow his blogs
/qt/ is still there, and if you can handle the speed it's easy to get acclimated. Otherwise you can always start your own thread; stay dedicated and you'll get what you want out of it.
The sub is also a good place to organninze evennts and projects for all of MLPG since it's always up, but make sure to shill it back out here, too! Use of GDocs or Pastebin is probably necessary
And of course the /v/ section has Minecraft and 3DS friendcodes.
Don't complain nthat no one elseis using it; the easiest way to solve it is to be the change you want to see.It's easy to start, just make a friend
>>25676958
Man, makes me glad I'm only depressed but can handle talking to people.
>>25676971
Why is my grandpa in MLPG?
>>25676958
>It's dildos for me, forever.
Anon, Valerie Solanas once described men as "walking dildos." So don't be scared, go to a bar and chat up one of those walking dildos and see if you can hide in your room with them. I guarantee you will enjoy it.
>>25676985
>Valerie Solanas once described men as "walking dildos."
That is incredibly depressing. Who the hell is she?
>>25676921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBqMxvqLQuw
>>25676987
A radical feminist who literally wanted all men to die.
>>25676960
Yes.
>>25676987
Human Bonbon
>>25676996
don't listen to idiots should be the best advice, then.
>>25676976
>It's easy to start, just make a friend
>Today is National Microwave Oven Day
I bring you a gift
>>25677085
I bring you a better gift
>>25677111
I want to leave an anonymous love letter in EqG Derpo's locker.I want her to say silly Japanese things to me
>>25677159
>I want her to say silly Japanese things to me
>Oh Anon-kun, omae wa mou shindeiru!
>>25677159
You wouldn't be able to handle a real girl like dorpa.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/500ce096ad9993dff6b421dc3e6c517e/tumblr_nyx6v4pSpH1uvuyx6o1_1280.png
>>25677159
あたしのパンツで猫がいる。
>>25677181
>there's a cat in my pants
>>25677184
Anon said silly.
I'm not sure how much sillier it gets than putting live animals in clothing while you're wearing them.
>>25677177
>Filly Anon not an expert on Bad-Dragon dildos
Immersion ruined.
>>25677188
>putting live animals in clothing while you're wearing them.
Reu please
>>25677193
That anon didn't say anything about animals breaking your fingers
>>25677191
Obviously Filly Anon is just doing it to embarrass Twilight.
>>25677206
Nice
Butterscotch
>>25677206
Cute.
>Reverend mother Celestia: "I hold at your neck a pon-jabbar."
http://derpy.me/GZRhM
Pony asks you to wake her up.
>>25674417
She's a princess no more in S6.
>>25677237
I can't believe how normies guzzle these old memes
>>25676073
She'll be replaced with Starlight Glimmer as the new Princess in S6.
>>25677245
Always takes them a few years till they find them. Took them four whole years to find the Costanza meme and turn it into a political slogan, too.
>>25677263
>and turn it into a political slogan, too.
I refuse to believe that.
>>25675623
Agar.io?
>>25675623
Two ponies playing leapfrog.
>>25677265
>I refuse to believe that.
"It's 2015!" is pretty much just
>2011
>ISHYGDDT
>>25677271
yeah, no
that's terribly far-fetched.
>>25677275
No, it is exactly the same thing, quoting the current year as if it is some argument for your point.
It might not have been derived from Costanza like Anon impliedI really doubt it is, but it's the same.
>>25677159
EqG Derpy would be the comfiest girlfriend.
>Have a picnic date in the park
>She wears a pretty dress
>Ends up spilling shit on it
>You sit under a tree together and take turns blowing bubbles and watching them float away as you talk about how beautiful the day is
>>25677184
I'd play with Derpy's cat.
>>25677288
It's a good thing you can't get pregnant from eye contact.
>>25677324
I would worship those legs.
I want to get pinned between them and never be let go.
I'd want to dance with her and have be hip check me into the wall.
2nd half of November comes tomorrow and after that I'll do them on time
>>25677324
Man, Derpy makes even being a hoe look adorable
>>25677355
>Derpy is actually incredibly popular at school for basically nothing but being cute
>All the boys secretly have a crush on her
>She gets letters everyday from "secret admirers"
>She gets several pounds of chooclate every Valentine's Day
>In gym boys and a bunch of the girls see dat ass and forget what they're doing half the time
>After Derpy joined track audience attendance went up 200%
>>25677399
>there were also a few iron-butt related fatal incidents
>>25677382
derpy is an adorable hoe that would give adorable footjobs.
Strongfilly slapping Derpy's ass
>>25677445
Unf
Cute gray butt AND fatal incidents? No wonder attendance at track went up. Sounds fucking awesome.
>One time Derpy collides with a boy on the sideline and lands ass on his face
>She breaks his jaw and neck
>When asked later about it with his wired shut jaw he just makes as much of a smile as possible and a thumbs up
Hell, I bet they would date for a while; the man who survived that five seconds under her is a keeper
>>25677478
>>25677478
Welp now we know what caused that final timeline
>>25677478
>Au unstoppable force hitting an impenetrable wall
That's not going to end well
>>25677520
>>25677522
What are your opinions on S5, MLPG?
>>25677560
It's my favorite season so far
>>25677560
Pretty damn good
>>25677560
For the most part I liked thing
>>25677560
Probably the best season, but S1 is still my favorite
>>25677560
It's damn solid.
>>25677560
best cartoon for little girls I've ever seen in my life.
>>25677560
waifu/10
Ponies are furry.And there's nothing wrong with that.
>>25677625
Well, yeah, horses have fur
>>25677633
>>25677625
Horses actually have hair, not fur
>>25677639
>>25677633
unshorn fetlocks
>>25677639
Really?
>>25677639
there isn't actually a biological difference between the two at all
you can say hoses have hair or fur and be correct
There are certainly preferred terms with horse people though
don't tell this to pony though we don't need them going crazy
>>25677560
One of the strongest seasons so far. Even without the "it's new" effect I still liked it as much as season 1 so it was probably even better
pony is playing the orgasmaclavler again
>>25677659
That's what I imagine too.
>>25677639
I've heard Larson received an email about this exact thing when one of his scripts mentioned "their fur". I can't remember which convention it was but it was one of those panels where they weren't allowed to record his screen for reasons.
>>25677668
Its not imagining anon, just open a textbook or do some googling
Fur and hair are interchangeable. Its all about what term people, or groups of people, decide they like better
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-is-the-difference-be/
>>25677377Neato
>>25677678
I figured fur and hair were the same structurally but fur was generally closer together or more coarse.
Do you have a hobby?
Do you just plop yourself in front of your computer from morning to night?
Do you have a job?
Do you haveany friends?
>>25677686
Nope, they are the same thing, biologically speaking.
Its just preference/tradition what is called what
its true that hair is usually used for horses species, with usually in the context of coat
but you would not be wrong calling it fur
>>25677687
horse and vidya
yes
no
I know some dudes but I wouldn't call them friends
what do I win
>>25677678
Its the same in that its all keratin, but if you're using "hair" to refer to any keratin structure then your fingernails, or as that article mentions a pangolin's plates are also hair.
Its a mostly meaningless distinction, but prescriptively when referring to animals fur is useful for making clothing and hair is not. If you can get "a fur" from something by skinning and tanning it, its a furred animal, otherwise it just has hair.
But as is true of all language, whatever people are using is actually correct, so whatever.
My head is very furry
>>25677713
pangolins a cute
>>25677687
>>/r9k/
>>/soc/
Filly wants to domare thingswith you.
Why do I love Starlight so much
>>25677687
no, my hips are sore from standing up last few hours
I just want to po-zzzzzZzZZZZZzzz...
>>25677746
If only people could be as forgiving as ponies are
>twilight is tasked to give a full psychological report on anon
>>25677713
>Its a mostly meaningless distinction
Yes anon, that is the point.
Calling horse hair fur is not incorrect. You cannot be "wrong" doing so, its just not common usage.
I am also pretty sure the pones have used "fur" in reference to themselves in the show before
>>25677778
I forgive you anon
>>25677778
Would have been nice if one of them didn't buy into it
but its a kids show I guess so thats ok
HUGS FOR EVERYONE
>>25677778
I will never forgive you anon
>>25677713
>whatever people are actually using is also correct
Yeah Banana whamo dingoberry! Ketchup piny pony puny limo waterpill zoom yayayayaya
>>25677823
Anon
you need to get away
that is not a filly
>>25677816
sir do you need a glass of water
>>25677848
hey if changeling wanted to look and act like a filly, I'd be alright with it
>>25677560
Pinkie saved S5
Starlight Glimmer is pretty and great and interesting
Absolutely memetic
Maud was based
Marblemac is superior ship
>shaved tails are all the rage this season
>what do you think, too much?
https://40.media.tumblr.com/e998f24a0fe4b6bf9c05dc60c3ffb2c1/tumblr_nyxg16EDWu1rfn507o1_1280.png
>>25677816
You're basically just arguing against the existence of multiple languages/dialects here. If people are accurately conveying meaning to each other, its functionally correct.
That doesn't mean prescriptivism isn't valuable, its important for a society to have agreed upon definitions of words so information can actually be conveyed, but trying to claim that language doesn't evolve with its use is straight up incorrect. Unless you still use "nice" to mean simple and foolish and "awful" to mean impressive.
>>25677852
Zippy go fun woof Mangotoe BANANA!
>>25677855
Would you treat her like a filly so she can feed off your love if she stays "in character" 24/7?
What if she never gets old and just wants to be your filly forever?
>>25677874
sounds pretty win-win to me
>>25677874
>not wanting to have a cute filly forever
>>25677823
>tfw the original tornado filly might be dead at that point
>>25677868
Well duh, because prescriptivism is a liberal joke.
The same people that actually argues for "African American Vernacular", because WHOOP DER IT IS has any merit anywhere else in the world, right?
Same goes for most dialects, I can say you're a kuck and a pleb and you'll know what I mean, but how much of that is actual language that people understand and how much is more of an inside joke that basically a runon meaning?
Because if people don't understand the language, then it is dead.
Also, your crowd are the idiots that make feminists and transwhatever etc etc think they can redefine words for their political gain. No structure = no meaning
>>25677908
Are you alright?
>>25677882
>>25677898
>Filly changeling wants you to read her bed time stories while she holds the stuffed ladybug you got her
>Filly wanting you to aggressively cuddle her ever night
>Constantly hugs you and tells you how much she loves you because she likes it when you say it back
>Reluctantly eats everything on her plate because you reward her with an after dinner tummy rub
>>25677908
*descriptivism, I meant
>>25677914
You're a moron
>>25677929
At least I'm not getting mad enough to post /pol/shit out of nowhere
Just calm down, man
>>25677928
living the filly dream
>>25677940
>language discussion
>starting with hair/fur
>/pol/
Yes and talking about water is like talking about the environment is also /pol/ to a thin skinned faggot like you
There's a world out there, and sometimes it leaks, get over it
>>25677746
>still no porn of those 5
>>25677977
Well, there is plenty of porn of 4 of them
>>25677968
Yes, people were talking about the distinction between hair and fur and then you suddenly complain about descriptivism being a liberal joke and feminists
There's a world out there, that doesn't mean you have to post your shitty opinions whenever you have the chance
>>25677982
What is your fetish FS?
>>25678010
Stallions.
>>25678010
cute horses
>>25677983
Yes I can, just as you are sharing your shitty opinion right now
What kind of idiot thinks they can say what they want and expect no reaction? I'm certainly getting a reaction now, but I'm not stupid enough to tell you to take it somewhere else, only that you're wrong and an idiot in hopes you correct yourself
>>25678019
gross
>>25678019
>being this vanilla
>>25678019
This is the best fetish.
>>25678013
Shhh
That question was so sudden anon is probably up to something
>>25678034
Truly, it stands atop all others
>>25678032
>Non-vanilla
>>25678032
>horsefucking
>vanilla
>>25678043
>not having fetishes
I like strawberry better
>>25678052me too
>>25678046
>Mfw fetishes
HIGH-QUALITY
HORSE
FANART
Would you go to Equestria if all of the ponies you met had really crazy fetishes but were completely uninterested in vanilla sex?
>>25678079
everyone has to start somewhere anon
>>25678088
Sure
>>25678088
Depends on how freaky the fetishes are
>>25678079
That's genuinely not awful. Throw on some shading or texturing and you're sold.
>>25678098
Im going to marry that Stallion, you cant stop me
>>25678088
probably not
>waking up every morning unbirthing from a cockvore only to have farting tentacles pull you out to insert you into a hyper futa's cunt
>>25678088
How is this a questionas long as we get to cuddle, that's not a fetish
>>25678114
You are going to have to fight for him
I see many bruises in your future
>>25678115
that sounds positively unf.
>>25678121
I will do what i must
Also
>picture for ants
>>25678123
It does not.
>>25678133
Does too!
>>25678109
It took me a while to start trying to shade things correctly.and even longer to get any good at it
>>25678127
It was a scene for ants, anonymous.
You are going to have to get through Cherry Berry and Shoeshine
RIP anon
>>25678136
nice
>>25678137
They better not get in the way, if they know whats good for them
>>25678148
The ponies have begun the fusion ritual in order to stop you once and for all
>>25678154
I would fuse with a pony
>>25678198
that would be 2strange4me
>>25677560
Mostly shit with it's fair share of good parts
>>25678154
I think pone's bodies have suffered some structural damage
>>25678225
Its that pink horse
she is cursed or something
misery, bad luck and bodily harm follow her wherever she goes
>>25678237
This is what the pink horse thinks about your accusations
>>25678255
I am not accusing cherry horse anon I am just stating the unfortunate facts of her existence
Someone needs to lift her curse
Just look at what happened to her in rara episode. All the ponies were getting hoofsies and being happy- until it was cherry's turn, at which point they whisked Coloratura away and no one got anymore
>>25678284
How many times do you usually rewatch an episode to know the goings-on of background ponies?
>>25678325
I'm primarily watching the background horses in the first place
but I tend to watch episodes a bunch, especially when it comes to screencapping stuff
there are all kinds of silly little threads of horse life running through the background, its fun
>>25678355
what a horse
>>25678266
Rarara no!
>>25678381
>Sunset
>not Avdol
What is this trash?
>>25678388
>>25678381
I kind of want pictures with stands for more of them.
Pony's gonna down a 5hr energy shot.
And she's gonna use you to keep her company.
>>25678422
But why would she need 5-Hour Energy if all we're gonna do is cuddle?
>when are my boobies going to grow?
>>25678422
Only one?
>>25678445
>implying
>>25678445
Fortune willing, never.
>>25678451
oh my god they cut her middle section
>>25678423
>>25678471
>>25678479
CloudkickerCollarDenial
>>25678533
>tfw bought a d20 pillow and inflatable d20
>>25678479
that is of course my most favoritest cloud kicker image
>>25678536
>d20 pillow
sounds uncomfy as fuck.
>>25678536NEEERD
>>25678544
SUBOPTIMAL
>>25678562
Sorry anon but the image in question was the only cloud kicker in a collar picture I have so it sort of wins by default
we gon beb
Kiss the pony
>>25678640
Of course anon its my favorite as I said
not like it will prevent me from posting other cloud kickers!
>>25678645
>sunburst
>ugly
I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE GOBBER MATE
>>25678645
>Sunburst
>not qt3.14
Fucking pleb
>>25678645
Wow, you really don't like socks, huh.
>>25678645
But I kinda like snails
snips is shit though
>>25678645
>>25678645
You know it!
>>25678645
I agree with most but this guy is the cutest after Colt Train so long as his mouth is closed.
And Featherwwight is at least as cute as pipsqueak.
>>25678700
seriously that guy was pretty adorable and came out of nowhere
hopefully he grows into his teeth
he is gonna make a cute stallion pone
>>25678709
But when he's done growing into them it'll be too late.
He won't be a qtπ colt anymore.
>>25678717
No, he will be an even cuter stallion
and it will be a glorious day
not that he isn't cute already
I never realized we had so many colts.
>>25678725
they just aren't as exciting as the fillies
>>25678708
Would Rarity help Sweetie through her first estrus?