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Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2

Written by Josh Haber

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7

Friends Forever #23 (Fluttershy and Applejack) and the Holiday Special are storytimed here!
>>25631565

It's enough that they weren't the right world for Twilight Sparkle or the Tree of Harmony, and with the urgency of finding a way to set things back there wasn't really time to explore them anyhow without the danger of getting separated from the map. Still, they existed, and implications are always rather interesting. Nightmare Moon's victory seemed rather less harsh than might have been originally imagined - though who could say what the long-term results would be? In any event, the Castle of the Two Sisters cleaned up very nicely. And given the branch in time, it was a restoration effort, albeit one on a grander scale than Twilight's friends worked with. Has Celestia ever given thought to cleaning the place back up now that Luna's been home for a while?

Was the Inspiration Manifestation the only remaining secret the place holds?

>>25647715
Previous thread.
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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
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>rape
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>Was the Inspiration Manifestation the only remaining secret the place holds?
OH SHIT
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There's a lot of things I know.
That you don't know I know.
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>>25651376
https://derpibooru.org/1034459
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BREED THE PONE
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>>25651376
Are these shit prompts supposed to make thread discussion? Why not just post it in the thread if no one responds anyways?
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>>25651414
WHAT DO YOU KNOW, TINY PONY!?
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The princess has arrived!
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The finale song is really making me appreciate the few friends I do have
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>>25651437
Pony things.
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>>25651437
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
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>>25651462
I want to do pony things to that filly
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>>25651460
good
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Sunset is feeling a little hoarse.
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Did you think about Dash today?
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>>25651511
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>tfw
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>>25651482
She's goinng to lose her voice if she keeps throating flared stallions.
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>>25651521
My pony is not allowed to have coffee
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>>25651544
what else isn't she allowed to do?
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>>25651376
It was cool to see the castle in it's prime, although the ruins were comfy in a weird spooky way
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why is it so hard to find a brony gf
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>>25651566
That wasn't in it's prime. They didn't go that far back
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>>25651511
I thought about giving her nice, big smooch!
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>>25651550
Jump on the bed
Eat after midnight
Watch any movie above a PG rating
Go to bed without brushing her pony teeth
Leave the house without her boop shield
Eat black licorice
Hold my hand in public
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>>25651587
jeez anon, let her live a little
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>>25651575
Well I meant see it in it's non ruined state.I'm sure it would have looked similar to what we saw just not nightmare-y
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>>25651574
https://www.bronymate.com/
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The fillies are calling.
At 2:30 in the morning.
With drunken booty calls.
You're deeply worried about Sweetie Belle.
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>>25651574
It's not.
I mean, it's not if you're not extremely awkward and nervous around other people.
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>>25651586
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>>25651574
I really wish I could work up the nerve to meet people from online in person, I know it would be fine but i'm so fucking paranoid I can't even if I'd like to, I could probably have had a bf by now otherwise
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>>25651618
My biggest problem with meeting up with people is that I have no money so I could never play host or chip in.
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>>25651609
that filly sure is lewd
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>>25651618
I wish people would stop being such pussies about meeting people online. It's like they think everyone is out to kill them, just carry a hatchet around like I do.
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>>25651600
I'm just keeping my pony safe.
I don't want her growing up to be a filthy degenerate, accepting boops from whoever gives them out
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>>25651616
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>>25651639
Sound advice, uncle Buck
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>>25651641
you're gonna have a hard time when she hits her teen years and starts acting rebellious
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>>25651660
Unf piercings unf unf
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>>25651639
I met up with someone from my wow guild like 10 years and he was awful. It can happen.
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>>25651660
I would pierce all the ponies so they can look tough. I mean not actually pierce them because I'm fairly sure their bodies are entirely marshmallow and I don't want them leaking fluff. But I would bring superglue and glue metal bits to their ears and stuff. And would pretend like it was really painful and you needed to be a badass to do it a bunch. Which is probably true if they try to take it off.
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>>25651639
it's not that
I just clam up and get nervous when i'm meeting someone important, or that knows of my secret love for cartoon ponies or some such
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>>25651673
I also enjoy a good piercing
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>>25651675
Last time I met up with people online 1 was a guy with a pony plush drawing bad pictures of ponies in a scrapbook and speaking so low I couldn't hear him with no eye contact ever. And the others were the kind of guys you'd expect in a pony meet up group, with one fat chick and 2 asian chicks that ran the second they saw the table. I do not blame them in the slightest.
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>>25651681
I would come with an envelope filled with all your facebook and steam contacts I could get, with a request for $5000 or I would let them know you like cartoon horses enough to meet up with someone else that likes them in real life.
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>>25651694
You didn't run off to join the Asian chicks?
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>>25651618
ew gay
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MLPG Con WHEN?
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>>25651712
No they were too quick. Asians are better at moving through crowds than the white man.
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>>25651626
I'm just awful at meeting new people. It always plays out the same way for me.

>Don't talk a lot so you don't say anything weird
>People start to think you're just an asshole that's not interested

Or

>Focusing so much on not doing anything awkward
>To the point where you make yourself so nervous that you give yourself a panic attack
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>>25651673
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https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-killerbug2357

Why aren't you drawing MLPG?
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>>25651694
Why do people bring their plushies to meetups?
I'm just going to assume you came on it and not want anything to do wit you
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>>25651739
MUH DICK
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>>25651713
it's okay, anon

>>25651725
we can be weird together
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>>25651751
That is probably a good and accurate assumption. I mean he had to rub against it naked in bed once or twice.
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>>25651752
Piercings are rad
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Love the pony
Feed the pony
Let the pony stay in your house rent free
Help pony bring her parents over from gryphonland
Pony wants to have kids
Pony is leaving you now that she has her green card and expects child support.
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>>25651785
Yeah, I used to have a profile on okcupid, too.
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>>25651809
don't yeehaw at me
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>>25651717
MLPG CON ORGY WHEN
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>>25651785
I would let a pony stay with me rent free if she slept in my bed with me and maybe did a little cleaning up.

It has to be a pony though.
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>>25651766
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>>25651839
I'll be waiting
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>>25651852
imagine getting a ponyjob from her with that thing in her tongue
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>>25651717
It would be the worst con ever now. A few years ago I would consider going but not now.
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>>25651861
Having a pony job would be pretty great
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>>25651875
nono not a pony job
a ponyjob
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>>25651608
wow
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>>25651884
But ponies can not pony humans
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>>25651875
What kind of pony job?
Weatherpony?
Deliverypony?
Anal?
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>>25651785
hide ponys body in the nearby swamp
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>>25651852
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>>25651895
I don't think that last one is a paying job
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A lot of people didn't like SG's backstory and initially I agreed but now, having thought about it, I don't think it's so bad. Some people really don't move on very well from that kind of thing for whatever reason. It was her redemption that was worse. SG should have been put on probation.
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>>25651901
I just want a job
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>>25651906
Deliverypony?
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>>25651919
I know that feel. I finally got something comfy after years of bullshit. It's not a sit-on-your-ass kind of job, but it's not minimum wage. Only way up from here now is a career.


Imagine how nice it'd be to work alongside ponies though. People are such bullshit. I would think ponies would try harder. And probably conveniently have a related cutiemark so they'd care about their job.
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>>25651919
Pinkie Pie says she'll pay you 20 bits a day to follow her around and play traveling pony music with a tuba
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How many ponies do you think I could touch before the guards could stop me?
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[musky music intensifies]
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>>25651979
depends on which pony you start with
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>>25651979
What if you ARE touching the guards?
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>>25651907
She jumped right into explaining her backstory at the slightest provocation, which made it look like she never really wanted to do any of that villain stuff in the first place. She trivializes her entire motivation with a full heel turn to boot out of nowhere
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>>25652021
Yeah, honestly I think there was a lot more to it that they cut because all the writers are coming from writing 1 hour long dramas to 20 minute kids shows. The pacing from the first seasons really indicated that.
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>>25652033
They could've wasted less time with the AUs, if it came down to that. It felt like the only one that was worth visiting was the Chrysalis one, for Zecora
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>>25652006
Snakelestia.
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>>25651987
Oh it sounds like someone wants to visit that nice ranch upstate where theres lots and lots of room to run around and play.
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Fucking ________
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>>25652021
>She jumped right into explaining her backstory at the slightest provocation
That's not how I remember it. I thought Twi gave a good effort into convincing Glimmer that she was doing something very bad.

>>25652051
Nigga ALL of the AUs were awesome except for the stupid FlimFlam one.
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Is it just me or does Sunset Glimmer need to get laid
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>>25652103
>sunset glimmer
they're merging
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>>25652091
squishy princesses
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Is it just me or does Pinkie Pie need to stop sneaking into my room to fall asleep on my laundry pile?
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>>25652113
I WANT IT!
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Colt wants to give you a fillyjob.
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Transformation into a plant pony.

I think she looks too much like a Bulbasaur
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>>25652146
I'd pollinate that pony.
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>>25652143
I don't even know what kind of jobs fillies can take

I'm not sure I'm qualified, but I'll do my best
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>>25652095
And Glimmer made outstanding effort to make it into an issue whereas before, she was pretty solid in her own motivations. Twilight barely put in any effort at all.
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>>25652143
>Fillyjob
So, is he turning me into a filly?
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Filly
New violin
Denial
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>>25651950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyAP6PpAzK8
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>>25652134
What an athlete!
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>>25652175
that's fucked up, man
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>>25652134
yes
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>>25652230
Why did I click on this

This is awful
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>>25652113
I have a squishy Twilight like that. She's not in her coronated clothes but she's an alicorn. My little sister bought it for me. It came in some kind of capsule. Her head is way too big to stand on its own.
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>>25652134
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>>25652279
>sweaty rarity
>raributt26
UNF
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>>25652225
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>>25652287
Needs more Snoops
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>>25652279
Rarity, if I catch you I get to mount you. Sound like a deal?
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>>25652269
Well nevermind, I got her to stand.
This is the Twilot I have.

I suspect she's getting me a pony calendar for Christmas. She got me one last year and I want another. They're usually at the dollar store this time of year.
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>>25652304
>Not posting the picture
I'm sorry.
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>>25652294
one is plenty
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>>25652296
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Pony is done with euphemism.
Pony wants to fuck.
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>>25652341
We can fuck when "Pony" tells me her name.
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>>25652341
Pony can go fuck herself!
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>>25652341
I don't want to fuck a pony. Let's just be friends.
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Should I learn French incase rarity ends up existing so I can try to woo her by speaking it.
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>>25652341
Oh.
Okay.
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>>25652369
Stay away from my wife.
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>>25652369
You'd be better off learning Prench
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>>25652390
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>>25652390
Horse lingerie!
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>>25652369
Yes. Rarity is definitely that kind of girl.
Learning a language is also a good way to kill a few hours every day and not feel like you wasted your time.

Worst case scenario from learning French, you accidentally woo some other girl.

The worst case scenario for if you fail to learn French, you pick up a lot of French words and learn more about your own language in the process.
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Horse love is the purest form of love there is.
You could get exchange it for the love of like, three lesser mammals.
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Someone pierce Twilight's tongue so she starts lisping.
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>>25652427
>lesser mammals
Please stop calling Sunset that.
She's still a little horsey on the inside.
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>>25652464
horseperson love is in between somewhere
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>>25652464
I couldn't even get her to make horsey noises.
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>>25652459
>Fleetfoot doesn't normally have a lisp, she recently got a tongue piercing
Okay, now I'm aroused.
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>>25652427
>you will never be a horse in love with another horse
>you will never be the faithful stallion husband who goes home to your loving wife and foals
>you will never be the pretty pregnant mare with a beautiful stallion husband that loves you as much as a horse can love another horse
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>>25652470
Did you scratch her behind her ears and feed her a sugar cube?
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>>25652470
>Walk in on Sunset masturbating.
>she's listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avcRRcIRnbY
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>>25652469
What if a horseperson loves a horse?
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>>25652230
the twily looks off while the cadance is unf
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Is calling a pony a horse an insult? Given how different they are to actual horses it would be like calling a human a gorilla.
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>>25652497
what the fuck
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>>25652536
Guess I'm snuggling with my dick tonight.
Again.
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>>25652548
that's a seamonster, not a horse
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>>25652548
you would like a sack of garbage if it had some tits on it
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>>25652536
Is pony on the rag? Do ponies even go on the rag?
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>>25652548
They're alright.
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>>25652561
Crystal prep girls are not sirens, you potato
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>>25652561
>Sour Sweet
C'mon Son
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>>25652577
sonata doesn't go to crystal prep
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>>25652464
Sunset's gonna have a lot more horsey inside of her after a visit to AJ's ranch
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>>25652590
u-unf
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>>25652590
Do you think AJ was creeped out when Sunset took a big wiff of her horse's coat?

Do you think she found it weird that Sunset kept wanting to ride the horse and pet it and ride it?
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>>25652548
Sour Sweet was my favorite. But then again, it might just be because she got more than one line.
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>>25652589
I posted Sour Sweet and Lemon Zest, you fucking doughnut
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Sex
Sex
Also sex
Pony has a one track mind.
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>>25652590
UNF
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>>25652536
It's cute that pony thinks she's got a choice.
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>>25652617
Not at all, horses are lovely creatures and it's perfectly natural for girls to love horses.
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Pony
Pony
Denial
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>>25652577
>those low-hanging tiddies
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>>25652661
Pony Denial Denial
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>>25652661
They wouldn't be quite as cute, but they could get used to it.
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>>25652662
why
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Uncensored.
Pony.
On.
Pony.
Hoof.
Holding.
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>>25652617
>Applejacks horse get's pregnant.
>vet comes around for an ultrasound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k76mXT-Ir8
And that's why Sunset left Canterlot High to study at vet school.
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>>25652711
You are under arrest.
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>>25652719
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Resting with pony after a hard day's work.
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>>25652734
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>>25652738
WAKE UP PONY!
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>>25652618
Don't really see many people say she's their favorite, but I think she's well liked all around.
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>>25652702
>>25652740
I would like to see Rainbow Dash fingering this personhorse.
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>>25652746
Tickle the police pony into submission.
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>>25652755
Gently place ponies hoof in a bowl of warm water
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>>25652755
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>>25652776
Not on my watch.
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>>25652759
Sunny Flare might as well have not been in the movie
We barely got any lines out of her. Not even enough to piece together a personality.
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>>25652771
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>>25652801
That pony and I are going to bed, buddy.
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I don't even know why I still have this.
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>>25652803
Yeah it's a shame, would have liked to see more of all them really. I wonder if they'll ever be back.
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>>25652817
I'll be taking that pony, thank you.
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>>25652838
That's my wife, you fiend.
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>>25652816
Whistle all you want pony, no one can untickle you.
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>>25652852
She says otherwise.
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>>25652828
I'm not sure in what context they could come back in though.

I could kind of see a one-off comic with them in it. Not sure how you get them involved though. SciTwi would have to be the piece that gets them involved but I'm not sure what problem you could have to get them to show up again...

Freaky magic shows up (The Dazzlings find another source of magic?) and they remember the games and go get SciTwi to fix it.
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It's weird how cool everyone is with magic in the EqG universe
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>>25652864
Enjoy your ticket.
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>>25652868
Don't post lies about my horse wife, pal.
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>>25652909
I like it. Sounds like a parody of SJW excuses to avoid punishment for your own actions.
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>>25652912
>green-tinted sclera
I'm afraid I have some bad news...
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>>25652946
>bad news
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>>25652946
She's 100% apple, friend.
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>>25652967
element of apple
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>>25652986
has applejack even bucked a single apple in s5?
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>>25652999
Yes. In the montage with Starlight at the end.
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>>25652967
Prettiest horse
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>>25653003
GO FUCK YOURSELF
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>>25652967
Please refrain from feeding the enemy.
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>>25653015
holy shit is this a fan edit
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>>25653015
She's not the enemy, she's Applejack. And I'll be feeding her apples, all the apples.
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>>25653032
But she'll get fat from all the fritters.
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>>25653032
http://horses.about.com/od/feedingyourhorse/a/What-Not-To-Feed-A-Horse.htm
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>>25653032
Ah, I see. Already too far gone...
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>>25653053
She works too hard for that.
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>>25653032
You're a madman!
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>>25653070
>tfw no Chrissy to mindrape you for all eternity
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>>25652999
yeah, every single episode, during the theme song
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since ponies live to be 1,000 years old they refer to anyone under 200 as a filly
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>>25653123
they all just have really bad memories then and completely forgot about luna while she was gone even though they were alive when she was banished
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>>25653077
Okay, maybe not all the apples.
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>>25653123
Eh, could be worse.
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someone is bumping shitty threads for some reason.
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>>25653123
We don't even know if it a year in our standard. It also seem that their season seem to be out of order, something like this Summer>Winter>Spring>Fall>Summer
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>>25651460
Same f.a.m
And here I thought all of /mlp/ thought the finale song was stupid
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>>25652614
Braindead please leave.
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>>25653153
this is like the ideal pony scale
I need to get goat to draw Big Macintosh like this
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>>25653241
I'd snuggle a Sugar
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMyx32x7z44
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>>25653255
His name is Snips.
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>>25651707
that's evil
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>>25653255
you would snuggle a sack of garbage if someone put some panties on it
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>>25653283
Only if the sack of garbage had huge tits, and was a dork, and also a cute pony anthro
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>friday
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>>25653314
swap pony for possom and you have /trash/'s new mascot
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>>25653332
>pizza day
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>>25653343
>pizza night
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Filly would like to read you a excerpt from her book.
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>>25653374
Dash please every night is pizza night for you.
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>>25653380
Only when she's over at Anon's house
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>>25653379
okay sure
I'm about to tuck in for the night, I wouldn't mind a bedtime story
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>>25653421
"A specter is haunting Equestria, the specter of Communism!"
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Was I the only one who liked Starlight's backstory?
I hear lots of people calling it petty, but that's kind of the point. With no guidance, mentors or friends to help her deal with a difficult situation, Starlight let this problem fester inside her until it completely warped her worldview.
It's a tragedy that can happen to anyone, and it's where some of the most dangerous people come from. Like what Twilight said: "It's not just my friendships that are important to Equestria! Everypony's are! When yours ended, it led us here."
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>>25651618
>>25651754
are you that rarafag that was making homo threads like
>tfw no horsefucker bf
like two months ago?
and only posting rararara reaction images?
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>>25653471
no
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>pony
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>>25653488
you are a faglord then
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>"What's the most interesting Friday you've ever heard of, Anon?"
>"I heard you have weird Fridays, Anon"
>"I have you now, Anon. You, and me, and, um, whatever kinky Friday you can think of"
>"Wow, Anon, I never even knew THIS was a real Friday... heehee... you sure proved me wrong"
Shut up, Fluttershy, you don't know what my true Friday is!
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>>25653531
>ᵖᵒᶰʸ
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>>25653465
I'm sure Hitler just needed a friend
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>>25653546
Actually, Hitler becoming, well, Hitler was probably the best outcome. Had anyone else taken the mantle of der fuhrer, Germany might have actually considered that attacking Russia in the dead of winter was a BAD idea. Plus all the time he wasted chasing relics and supernatural shit like the spear of destiny.
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>>25653548
>Twilight
>kissing another pony
hahahaha yeah fucking right.
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>>25653563
she's the princess of friendship anon
and all of it's forms
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I'd like to be a stallion
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>>25653603
it would be nice
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>>25653614
And I'd have a nice mare wife
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>>25653617
I wish for a marewife and horsebando
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>>25653529
If I watched this video 5 years ago I'd be creeped out. After five seasons though I know what he's talking about.
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Goodnight MLPG
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>>25653623
>lesbian hornjobs
unf
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Ynop eht nioj
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Minuette's ___________-
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HERE'S DERPY
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>>25653698
itty bitty teats
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>>25653709
touch
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>>25653709
"That is some weird, wild stuff, Ed."
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Pink Princess is best princess.
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>>25653731
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>>25653747
Swing and a miss.
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>>25653731
All the princesses are best princesses, especially Luna.
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>>25653759
Yeah, Mom's pretty great.
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>>25653774
Why are these two so cute together
It's incredible
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>>25653779
So cute.
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>>25653761
>"You are SUCH a fucking faggot, dude."
>'Anonymous, be nice to your cousin!'
>>
ponies
ponying
ponies
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>>25653791
And sexy
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>>25653841
>stop staring at the monopoly board and take your fucking turn
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>>25653853
Just for that, she's going to buy all the railroads and utilities.
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WAKE UP!
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>>25653912
(can't wake up)
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>>25653937
related to this webm. Does anyone have a vid of fillyshy walking. i find her lanky walk cute and silly
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POST HORSEMOMS
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>>25653970
>>
Pony has found the electric blanket.
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>>25651376
The ponies really looked like shit in NMM's timeline.
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Pony has lost the electric blanket.
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>>25653970
>>25653976
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>>25654000
It's canon!
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>>25653967
don't be so sad
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>>25653957
>>
>"Mom, Twilight finished all the donuts."
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>>25651717
>>25651868
There's been an actual Sub meet iirc.
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>>25654056
Wasn't it just the quest fags?
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>>25654056
There were two, I think
One in britbongistan and one at bronycon
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I CAST RESURRECTION!
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>>25653990
You looked like shit in NMM's timeline.
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>>25654156
TWILIGHT NO

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
>>
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360 days to go!
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>>25654216
GET THE FUCK BACK INSIDE!
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Holy shit, the background music in the finale is fucking amazing
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>>25654230
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Colt
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>>25654250
hello, colt
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>>25654250
Filly
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>>25654264
What would happen if strong filly punched Derpy's butt?
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>>25654275
What happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object?
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>>25654264
Colt and filly
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>>25654275
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>>25654282
What do colt and filly talk about?
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>filly
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Starlight represents the element of trust.
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If you where turned into a filly would you let random MLPGers plow you?
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JUST USE YOUR EYES
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>>25654364
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>>25654343
Come to think of it, could they really be said to represent the element of X consideirng the elements themselves were returned to the tree.
You can't really represent something that's gone, right?
Even Celestia and Lune were never once called upon as the elements of this or that for pretty much the same reason despite the fact they must have also been workable "representatives of an element" since they could wield and use those things.
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>>25654373
I want to boop that filly
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>>25654344
No. I'm not a slut.
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>>25654343
Huh, never thought of that...
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The element of ponuts
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>can enchant a rod to make it capable of stealing cutie marks
>can easily alter spell scrolls to become way more powerful and specific in their function

She's like a battle mage heavily relying on artifacts.
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>>25654313
Ponies.
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>>25654421
>>can enchant a rod to make it capable of stealing cutie marks
DYEWTS
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>>25654425
The magic still seemed to originate from the staff. Obviously she could also cast it on her own how would she have made the rod otherwise?, but it could also do the job itself.

Does that mean she could also cast the time travel spell without the scroll?
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>>25654421
I want to do unspeakable things to that wizard horse.
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>>25654432
She even said the staff was just a piece of wood, she just made it seem like the staff was magical
If she'd actually enchanted the staff she would have equalized herself too
>Does that mean she could also cast the time travel spell without the scroll?
I don't think so, that was actually a magical artifact
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>>25654435
Me too, like petting her and hugging her
>>
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>>25654421
The staff never did anything.

Still, do you think they'll ever put her power to use in the same manner they did with Discord?
It's one thing to have an omnipotent magician at your side but it's wholly another to have someone capable of high level spell abuse.
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>>25654450
This.
She just used to stick to make the villagers assume the staff was the thing taking away cutie marks so she didn't seem like a psycho ripping off cutie marks.
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>>25654480
She seems to be part of the main cast now, it'd be weird if they didn't use her power at all
>>
Wait, but there actually ARE seven magic artifacts we know of.
I doubt the alicorn amulet was one or they would have mentioned that.

Who the fuck keeps making powerful, dangerous magic artifacts?!
Is this like the Shotgun wizard or some shit?
Or do wizards like Starswirl try to outdo one another and meet at conventions to show off or some shit?
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>>25654506
Her demeanor there reminds me a bit of Moondancer
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>>25654507
>Who the fuck keeps making powerful, dangerous magic artifacts?!
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>>25654507
>Who the fuck keeps making powerful, dangerous magic artifacts?!
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>>25654512
I think it's just her trying to push away the idea that she just murdered a planet.
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>>25654544
Roogles...
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So, uh.
This is awkward to ask MLPG, but how do you get blood out of a plush?
>>
Pony is scrunching at you.
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>>25654580
What the fuck did you do?
I think hydrogen peroxide works
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>>25654580
...Care to explain?
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>>25654583
>>25654586
I didn't do anything, I just got these.
Okay.
So, I had a friend who was also really into horses, and had a pretty damn good collection of merch.
He also had a bad habit of owning firearms and a case of depression.
So, he decided to clock out of life and I might have ended up getting there right after he did the deed on the phone.
I also miiight have snagged a few of his things before the cops showed up to take care of the matter...
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>>25654595
What the fuck
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>>25654583
>I think hydrogen peroxide works
Fairly certain that will bleach the plushie, too

>>25654580
Same way you do it for other textiles I'd say, make that spot wet and put baking powder onto it, which should absorb the blood.
No guarantees that it will work though, blood is fairly hard to remove without damaging the textile.
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>>25654580
I think that a proper tutorial for removing cum stains should work in your case as well.

It's essentially a guide to remove the more nasty of body fluids... just so happens the problems tends to be cum and not the other stuff.
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>>25654595
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>>25654600
>>25654606
Well, shit, he wasn't going to need them.
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panks into thread
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>>25654608
my reply was more of a "I don't believe a single word you are saying" than a "how could you?"
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>>25654595
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What did you think about this image in particular?
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>>25654623
It was a nice ending
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>>25654623
That I will never have pony friends
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>>25654616
He had no friends besides me, family basically disowned him years ago.
How he managed to blow through enough dough to accumulate all the shit in his trailer is beyond me.
Classic NEET hovel, had the works in it.
The call was fucked in itself, answered it and all I hear is a 92fs slide rack. And his breathing. We talked for a while as I sped down to his place trying to calm him down, again, but he wasn't yelling or anything, we just talked the shit till I got to the door.
>tfw you hear "Later man." over the phone and the gunshot both in the phone and outside the house.
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>>25654623
The friends I've made throughout the years are all staring at me and I'm getting unconfortable because I know they'll never be real
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>>25654629
What ponies did you get?
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>>25654629
I'm sorry to hear that anon. Truly am.
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>>25654629
Shit, are you all right?
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>>25654631
Three customs, one Flutters, the other Princess Bookhorse.
A Fausticorn (took the brunt of the damage, sadly, looks like she saw war.)
Aaand, a smattering of TY ones, a bunch of Build a bear and one Aurora Luna.
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>>25654629
That sounds pretty awful
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>>25654635
He went to take a bunch of plushies which were probably splattered with brain mass
I don't think he is handling it all that well
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>>25654636
Oh shit, pics of the bloody Faust!
>>
>Anon witnesses friend blow his brains out.
>First mode of action is to loot the place.
NIGGER.
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>this thread right now
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>>25654646
The longer the blood sets the harder it will be to get it out, man.
Gotta get to it.

You could give the plushies to his friends to remember him by or sell them help comp the funeral expenses.
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>>25654642
>Yeah, give us your GPS data.
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>>25654652
I'm pretty sure 4chan scraps exif data when you upload a picture
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>>25654652
>>25654653
http://regex.info/exif.cgi?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fmlp%2F1449227516140.jpg
Yeah
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>>25654652
You realize exif data is piss easy to remove, right?
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>>25654653
I only see fear in that man's visage.
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>>25654652
>enabling gps storage
>not scrubbing exif data

Bloody Faust plz
>>
As much as I really want to believe this fable we are being given it is just too ridiculous to be true.
Removing evidence from a crime scene alone this stupid fucker is a felon.
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>Twilight is into fillies
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>>25654665
Everyone loves fillies
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>>25654660
Well until he he post pics of actual evidence well just have to hope this is crazy enough to be real
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>>25654670
I know right.
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>>25654651
>You could give the plushies to his friends to remember him by

Hardly >>25654629
>He had no friends besides me
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>>25654660
You probably wouldn't act rational either if you just saw your friend blow his brains out
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>>25654676
No.
Not that filly.
She has the eyes of the butter failure Pegasus.
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>>25654676
Nonlovers of fillies should get out.
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>>25654660
Out of curiosity, is suicide illegal in the US? Because I'm not sure if blowing your brains out really makes it a crime scene, at least where I live I don't think it does.
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>>25654684
YES.
that filly.
>>
No Pony, I'll make you a sundae in the morning.
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>>25654684
Rude.
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>>25654693
>eyes are always semi-closed
Think about how gigantic they must be if she ever fully opens them.
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>>25654689
I think it may only be deemed a 'crime scene' if some else helps you die, but correct me if I'm wrong.
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>>25654689
Depends on the state, really.
Police still call it a crime scene until they can collect all the evidence.
Including Anon's phone call the dude made before taking a lead headache pill.
They are probably going to pay his dumb ass a visit. Hopefully he didn't touch the gun.
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>>25654660
Maybe it wasn't suicide.
Maybe Anon shot him to get the plushies.
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>>25654689
>Shit's missing.
>Dead body.
>This obviously didn't look like a robbery gone bad.

Anon is going to get raped in prison.
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>>25654678
Then I guess he gets all the plushies! Genius.
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>>25654707
>Deliberately getting blood on a Faust Plush.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0b4KBR41rE
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>>25654709
RIP Anon, all he wanted to do was save those ponies from the trashcan.
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>>25654709
I'm pretty sure you don't go to prison for petty theft
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>>25654728
You do for murder, and the evidence probably will look like the dipshit looted the place after killing his friend.
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>>25654731
They'd rule it as a suicide based on the phone call alone
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>>25654736
Is every phone call recorded in Americaland?
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>>25654731
Unless Anon is Psycho Mantis, the fingerprints will confirm it was a suicide.
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>Nobody is realizing the real problem.
>Anon now owns possibly HAUNTED plushes.

IT'S THE PILLOW THAT HUGS BACK ALL OVER AGAIN!
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>>25654740
I'm pretty sure the caller ID, recipient ID and time of the phone call is stored somewhere
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>this thread rn
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>>25654752
It is. At the very least if a mobile phone is involved. I can't imagine landlines not also doing that too.
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>>25654742
Oh shit, anon must fuck the spirit of his dead friend out of the pluses. It is the perfect plan, unless this was his friends plan all along.
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>Anon, why do you live in a police state?
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>>25654757
This is MLPG, what's a little graphic death and free loot among friends?

Also I'm pretty sure Anon had his door kicked in by now.
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>>25654757
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>>25654773
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>>25654742
>IT'S THE PILLOW THAT HUGS BACK ALL OVER AGAIN!

So.. you are saying if I perform some ritual sacrifices in the vicinity of pony plushies they will be able to interact with me?
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>>25654785
Yes.
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>>25654785
You know what you must do.
Cover your body in pony plushe and go on a school shooting rampage.
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>>25654772
>That filename
Unf.
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>>25654752
That alone does not tell them anything to let them conclude suicide, though.
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>>25654789
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Canterlot High tomorrow.
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Boop the pony.
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>>25654805
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>>25654805
I want to boop a filly
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>>25654819
I'm not going to hep you get her off your finger when she bites you.
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>>25654819
TOO YOUNG.
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>>25654804
>Somewhere in an FBI office an agent got shocked awake by his buddy.
>"Get the van ready."
>"The horsefuckers are moving."
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Unboop the pony.
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>ponies come to Earth
>they can't talk in human language and viceversa
>they have to resort to do this to interact with humans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU7hPOY8n_Y
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>>25654827
>"If anon can't find me he can't poob me!"
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>>25654826
>thrown into jail for shitposting
I just know that one day it will happen
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>>25654842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Rt3GR1HvQ
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>>25654848
Holy shit. Is this real. This is fucking hilarious. Look at those straight-laced news faggots having no idea.
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>>25654848
Was it unprofessionalism?
Or HACKERS ON STEROIDS?!
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>>25654848
Aww shit nigga
>>
>>25654857
Just imagine when Internet era people get to be in positions of power.
>the president itself might be shitposting right now and you'll never know
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>>25654885
Trump retweeted a picture of himself as Pepe so that future might not be too far away.
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>>25654885
https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/653856168402681856?lang=fr
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>>25654890
Butt
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>>25654891
>>25654893
Trump is basically the supreme shitposter
>>
>>25654903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TJUcArHMOY
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>>25654911
Trump needs to start posting pony videos and really fuck with people.
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>>25654903
heavy lourde
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>>25654911
>Dril is running for president in the US
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>>25654922
>both cutie marks
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>>25654920
Anon, he's trying to WIN the election
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>>25654931
>Implying he isn't going to win by a landslide even if he pulled that.
>>
>>25654935
I don't think you understand just how autistic people are about horses
>>
>>25654935
>Believing /pol/ memes
Any chance at him winning was ruined when he started disregarding PR entirely. Which sucks because I'd take Trump over Hillary or Bernie any fucking day of the week.
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>Today is National Cookie Day
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>>25654940
I don't think you realize that those autistic fucks don't go outside to vote.
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>>25654931
>>25654935
>implying he even wants to win
>>
>>25654941
He still has a real chance to be honest.
And fuck, the world will burn when he does win, but at least we will have a real good laugh about it all.
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>>25654943
>stupid people don't vote
>People that would be upset a male is watching a show for small girls don't vote
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>>25654940
As for actual horses, American's seem to view them as massive dogs.
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>>25654920
If he did it would most probably just come off as showing himself as thinking about the children too.

Unless he explicitly brings up some brony menes, in which case it'll probably hurt him short term until people decide he was just trying to provoke. Which would probably be the truth, anyway. It would probably be absolutely delicious in any case.
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>>25654957
>If he did it would most probably just come off as showing himself as thinking about the children too.

How?
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>>25654957
It would not be the first time a Conservative used Bronies to further themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9nocjmBwgI

Conservatives are just disgusting vultures.
>>
>>25654941
Some recent research into "where does the money go?" after market "corrections" strongly suggests that it transforms into real estate, which is then revalued.

In short, excess money is sponged off by periodic bubbles in housing and retail real estate.

Trump is a parasite whose brand name helps enable this.

Trump is not a successful businessman, he is a wealth destroyer.
>>
>>25654953
He's still leading every poll. The only thing that appears able to stop him is which candidate the majority that aren't on him already will fall back on when the smaller candidates start giving up
>>
>>25654959
Most people aren't as invested into pony as we are. What else is it going to look like for a clueless outsider if a candidate posts some shit from a children's show?
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>>25654968
>It doesn't even have a hat!
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WW3 soon.
http://www.theweek.co.uk/syria/65094/russia-calls-for-tighter-clamp-down-on-islamic-state-oil-trade
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>>25654981
It's going to explode over the social media, and divide the vote there, which will probably help him.
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>>25654942
Is filly going to share?
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>>25654985
I don't like Russia pone.
She's violent and scares me
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>>25654985
If our Russian brothers need help removing Kebab, Kebab we shall remove.
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>>25654996
Poland please, she's a total cutie. I want to hang out with Russia pone and Germany pone.
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>>25654999
>>25654999
>Snoots touching.
BUT THAT'S ILLEGAL IN RUSSIA!
>>
Show me your country horse.
>>
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>>25655030
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>>25655034
I have a friend who always wears pony shirts. He's a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>25655034
>Not thinking this was a good idea until you meet the 5XXL Fluttershy "Yay" shirt in the wild.
>Never again will you wear even the most inconspicuous shirt.
>>
>>25655034
>someone makes a shirt with this image instead
>>
>>25655034
I sometimes wear a horse shirt under a sweater
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>>25655060
>Leaving in the construction lines.
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>>25655063
>Not wearing a horse sweater.
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You wouldn't wear your waifu.
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>>25655075
I'd probably do it if I had a nice, subtle one like the changeling one
>>
>>25655092
>subtle
>it has the show's logo inside
So you're not taking it out in public ever, I imagine.
>>
>>25655097
Do you wear your sweaters fucking inside-out or something?
>>
>>25655097
...You do realize that if you are wearing it, people cannot see the tag, right?
>>
>>25655101
>>25655104
Don't need to samefag, dude.
>>
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>>25655112
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>>25655116
Mares kissing mares
>>
>>25655041
is that your favorite country horse or your actual country horse?
>>
>>25655140
Both
>>
Okay, so I might be fucked.
I got visited about my 'former' friend, and I didn't realize the house smelled like gunpowder.
The detectives are gone but I am paranoid now.
>>
>>25655143
Same
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>>25655123
Mares kissing fillies.
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>>25655154
No one is going to believe you unless you post photograohic evidence.
>>
Pony is browsing your browser.
>>
>>25655075
I'd probably think that's some kingdom hearts shit if I didn't watch pony
>>
>>25655164
Nice
>>
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>>25655170
>Kingdom Hearts.
I would rather explain myself off as a Brony.
>>
>>25655154
>still no pictures of Fausticorn

Also I don't think you really have to worry, should not be that hard for the coroner to find out if it was suicide or not.
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>>25655165
Fillies kissing fillies
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>>25655185
>enough video games

Who the fuck does she think she is, the princess?
>>
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>>25655207
>Starbucks.
I should be offended.
>>
>>25655234
I'm just seeing a generic cup
>>
>>25655192
>Still thinking it was a real thing that happened.

Really?
>>
>>25655207
Looks like shit, honestly.
>>
>>25655239
I want to believe because then we'd maybe get pictures of ponies.

But I am still aware that it's bullshit.
>>
>>25655240
The only thing more retarded then this pony is the camera that was used to take the pictures.
IT'S 2015.
>>
>>25655263
than*
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>>25655263
It's almost 2016, actually.
>27 days left
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>>25655281
We need 2017 and S6 already.
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>"So, what's your New Year's resolution? Maybe something to do with friends?"
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>>25655298
Hopefully nothing bad gets to happen in February.
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>>25655263
It's not the camera, it's just kind of blurry because that's how 3d prints look
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>>25655302
My new year's resolution is to finally go and visit a psychiatrist, so it might actually have something to do with friends in the end
I already know it's not going to happen
blog updated
>>
>>25655312
What do you mean?
>>
>>25655318
Psychiatrist or psychologist? Two different things. The first is a doctor that prescribes medicine. Second talks with you to help sort out your life.
>>
>>25655312
Did anything happen this february?
>>
>>25655332
Second one also prescribes you meds
>>
Don't forget to feed your changeling this morning
>>
>>25655336
Nothing big, we seemed to break the curse this year.
>>
>>25655373
if she wants any more love she's going to have to suck it out of me
>>
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Don't forget to exterminate your changelings this morning.

Changelings are not real ponies and do not deserve to live.
>>
>>25654421
spell scrolls aren't artifacts
>>
>>25655396
>stickers on your laptop
>>
>>25655331
February always bring bad news to horse.

2011:
>Feeling Pinkie Keen
>Pony ban on /co/

2012:
>Derpygate

2013:
>LPU
>Equestria Girls
>Twilicorn
>>
>>25655417
wasn't that debunked last year? Or did the pony fandom officially end after Twilycorn?
>>
>>25655417
Don't forget the creation of /mlp/ in 2012, or was that not in february?
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>>25655420
>Or did the pony fandom officially end after Twilycorn
The fandom is really just a corpse at this point
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>>25655435
You don't know the definition of the word corpse until you've been in other fandoms.

Man, speaking from experience, this fandom is ALIVE AND BUSTLING compared to other shit.

You people, you don't know the GRAVE
>>
The ponies are here to redeem your rotten soul.
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