>Hey Anon, can I borrow your car?

>>25640003
No, women can't drive.

>>25640003
If I did you'd go so fast you'd end up like Paul Walker.

>>25640003
I don't have a car, you stupid cunt. Quit rubbing it in my face.

>>25640044
Paul Walker faked his death though.

>>25640174
If your not at least renting a car, odds are you aren't old enough to be posting on 4chan.

>>25640003
>tfw own a car
>tfw car is v8
>tfw its a ute (small pickup for you americans) with no weight over rear axle
>tfw the brakes are pretty terrible
>tfw your own car is a deathtrap
>tfw rainbow dash is your waifu and youd let her drive your car

I dont want her to die

>>25641848
Well then it's a good thing that isn't Rainbow Dash asking to drive your car, Anon. Rainbow Dash is a pony.

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>>25641848
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>>25640003
Why do you need a car in the kitchen?

Only if you promise to drive it into a ravine after you're done. I just took out a lot of insurance, and we're gonna commit some fraud!

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>>25640011
>>25640044
>>25640199
>>25641822
check em

>>25640003
Of course you can borrow my car! And I'll tell you what, if you can get it running, you can even drive it too!

>>25640003
Can you drive stick?
>Yeah.
Too bad, it's an automatic.

>>25640003
...
Ok what did you do?

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>>25641848
by my deeds i honor him. V8!

>>25641822
Not everyone lives in the US.

>>25640003
Sorry, the last time I was with a girl from CHS and my car was mentioned, things ended badly.

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