You are Golden Valor, a slacker in the pony police during a time of peace.
You spend your days pushing the limits of how little work you can do, including sleeping in an extra couple hours by taking the late-night shifts where you do minimal work with no supervision.
Tomorrow is uniform inspection day, time to convince someone else to clean and press your uniform and show up late.
>>25636437
Purchase doughnuts.
>>25636437
Examine current surroundings.
>>25636934
Ah yes, we need something to bribe others with.
>>25636437
Go to the arcade and play Virtua Cop, the game that convinced you to try law enforcement for a living.
The uniform? Whatever, you'll get someone to clean it tomorrow.
>>25636437
Question moral willingness to sleep with another officer for favors.
>>25636437
Nice pic
Wonder why your name is Golden Valor if you are entirely blue and curse your parents from the grave.
>>25636437
Just so you know most QMs post on CYOA Discussion >>25629561
Also don't forget your meme permit
Wouldn't want any illegal memes floating around
OP will surely deliver.
>>25636437
Pretend to have shitload of work and ask your coworker to take care of uniform