Derp Thread

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>>25628433

>>25628433
I never cared about her.
I was completely neutral, until she was forced everywhere, just like Shimmer and Starlight.
And yes, I was there in the thread where she was found.

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There's another, but sure.
We love you Derpy.

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>>25628470
>Literally nobody cares

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Everyone has a passing retard fetish, but it's not something to focus on.

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>>25628433
I want to marry Derpy

>>25628523
>passing
I dunno, there was really hot green about a naive autistic trixie with the body of a supermodel, in /nst/.

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>>25628543
Wow, what a fucking fagot
I'm going to marry her, cockmaster

>>25628588
Not if I kill you and eat your heart to absorb your marriage

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>>25628523
>on /mlp/
>not focusing on retard fetish

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>>25628620
>*pulls kitana out of my fedora*
>A gust of wind blows the cheeto dust out of my neckbeard
>I waddle over to you as fast as I can, take a minute's respite from the 10 foot sprint, and cut you down with a single swing
"Tsk, nothin personal, kid"
>Derpy witnessed the entire showdown take place
>She has never been more turned on in her life
>We wait three days to consummate our union, but that was mostly looking for my penis

>>25628479
And then you wonder why everybody hates derpyfags.

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>>25628726
See that?
That's right!
Still, nobody cares.

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>>25628745
Hope somebody puts a stone in the middle of your sphincter.

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>"Bring me your virgins"

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>>25628745
4chan - fucking up Hasbro's corporate canon since 2010.
(Lauren, you're welcome.)

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>>25628832
That's not very Loving or Tolerant of you, anon

i want to fuck the retarded horse

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>>25628851
Neither was his "nobody cares".
So fuck you.

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>>25628919
k

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Is thread kill?

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>>25628834

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>>25629483
Not for long

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>>25629501
Derpster is not for sexual.
At least not without a proper loving and caring relationship first.

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Reminder

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>>25629542
I dont see Derpy on there. How is this related to the thread?

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>>25629524
of course

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>>25628433
Why are Derpy threads so volatile? Why can't we just have nice things?

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Daapi is vastly superior to shimmer and glimmer.

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Page nine ain't fine

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>>25629634

Are you forgetting where we are?

Muffins

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>>25630534
fuck off

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>>25630534

>>25628580
Need the fucking pastebin. NOW.

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I love this pone so much someone hold me ;_;

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>>25631124

>>25631124
Asl bmi?

>>25629501
>live next door to the hu-mane
>every other day he's fucking his mailbox
>such is life

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>>25628433
Don't worry your cute grey self. I still happily call out DAAPI in the episode livestreams every time I see you.

>>25628588
Dubs calls it. You lose, friendo
>>25628620.

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Would you help her find her "muffin?"

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>>25633321

Most definitely

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I have lost my Italian muffin. He is miss.

We need more Forrest Gump-ish Derpy exploring her sexuality with someone she can trust.

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Why do I lust after this pone, when I know Damn good and well she isn't for lusting after?

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>>25635126
Because you're wrong

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>You will never hold hands/hooves with Derpy

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>>25636008
A fate worse than death.

>>25628433
I remember laughing at the drama when your voice got censored and your eyes got corrected.

That was absolutely hilarious.
Fuck you for ruining a good Applejack episode.

>>25630345
I want to gently rub that tummy.

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>>25637509
>Applejack episode
>good