>rarity fanfic >she says darling in every sentence

>>25621430

>"But darling, don't you think it's absolutely darling when you I refer to all you darlings as 'darling'?"

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What do you expect, 95% of fanfics suck shit.

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>>25621430
>fluttershy fanfic
>she stutters constantly

>applejack fanfic
>her southern accent is forced into almost every word

>rainbow dash fanfic
>she says "totally" or "awesome" in every sentence

>pinkie pie fanfic
>shespeakswithnospacesbetweenwords

>twilight sparkle fanfic
>given characterless dialogue

>>25621641
I hate how correct you are and that I'm guilty of every single one of those at one point.

>>25621641
>luna fanfic
>overabundance of 'thou' 'thee' and other Old English riddled pointlessly in it

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>>25621662
But, =, that is canon.
They are writing trash princess correctly.

>>25621673
Eh, if that's what you want to believe.

>lyra fanfic
>handshandshandshandshands

>octavia fanfic
>lesbian with a dj cunt

>vinyl fanfic
>lesbian dubstep dj

>>25621673
That's been phased out ever since that episode.

>>25621687
From what I have seen I'd say Vinyl being a bisexual slut is more common.

>twilight fanfic
>she talk like she's fucking reading from shakespeare

>>25621430
>twilight fanfic
>she has a much more extensive vocabulary than she does in the show, utilizes jargon throughout, and speaks verbosely

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>Anon is friends with each of the mane 6

>>25621704
That too.

>big mac fanfic
>no lines other than 'eeyup' or 'nope'

>>25621430
>HiE fanfic
>waaah, humans are evil and my life was pain before questria

>>25621641
>anon fanfic
>gets knocked out easily or passes out

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>>25621690
She still did it.

>celestia destroys humanity fanfic
>anon is edgy and glad she destroyed it

>>25621731
This one's excusable in my book because it's a useful plot device to pass time, render Anon incapable or change perspectives for amateur writers.

>>25621731
Eh.
Anon needs to be pathetic and weak though.
Otherwise the story might end up being shit OP wish fulfillment.
Needs some mitigating factor to keep things in check.

>It's an Anon fucks every pony in Equestria episode

>>25621497
>>25621641
Unfortunately, these are too accurate

>>25621719
>>25621715

100 percent correct.

Twilight doesn't talk like lector or any of the other NTT faggots who insist she talk like she's a prodigy.

That's why ooc fanfics are way better

>nyx fic
>it exists

>>25621932
>ooc fanfics
End yourself

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>[character] works at sweet apple acres

>>25621430
>pre integration Luna fanfic
>either doesn't use the proper speak or they go overboard
JUST

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>luna fanfic
>she immediately falls on love with anon when he tells her he likes watching the night sky

>>25622106
that too

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>>25621430
Darling please!

>Pinkie Pie can talk to the author or sometimes Deadpool will come out of no where and talk to the author

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>>25622077
>I've done this
At least it was just some shitty green months ago.

a haze in equestria 1 & 2
that is all

>>25622077
>[character] meets rarity and she insist on making him clothes for free because generosity

>cmc fanfic
>they insist of helping anon getting his 'cutie mark'

>Spike goes back to Ponyville after years of absence
>something edgy happened

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>>25621730
But that's true though

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>>25621430
>fan-fiction

>>25621730
>HiE fic
>all mannerisms and expressions are perfectly understood by both parties despite never meeting

>>25621430
>Anon fanfic
>Hurr durr hairless ape

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There you go

>>25621430
>Rainbow Dash fic
>She gets inexplicably mutilated

>>25622326
Become An Hero, =, you can do it.
Equestria is on the other side waiting for you.

>>25622401
Those are the best

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>>25621430
>skeleton boss
>"I got a bone to pick with you!"

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>>25622401
>Rainbow Dash fic
>it's actually scootaloo

>spike fanfic
He's treated like a slave
Oh wait, that's 100% accurate

>>25622403
tried and failed =, tried and failed

>people cry about shitty fanfics instead of writing better ones

>>25622487
is anon filtered now?
I hope not desu senpai

>>25622489
>implying we are crying about them and not just having a giggle making fun of their stupidity

>>25622489
>everyone can write perfectly in english

>>25622495
No but = is

>>25622401
>Rainbow Dash fic
>there has to be a moment where she screams about how she doesn't eat fish tacos

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>>25622521

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>>25622156

why is fluttershy's leg shaped like a penis

>>25621751
Yeah, because she had been shut away from any form of social interaction for a millennium.

It makes sense that she would speak old English and be out of touch with the contemporary vernacular.

>HiE, AiE, or ponies on Earth
>exists

"Somewhere only we belong" and that other one where Applejack is pulling a horse art in India are the only exceptions (because it is not really a pony on Earth), all the rest are shit.