>"Why did you do that, anon?"

>>25621377
I stabbed you with 400$, take the fucking money

>>25621377
Just wanted to see if candy colored horses are really made of candy.

Judging from the lack of blood, yes you are.

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>>25621377
Because I can.
...And its because I can, that I have to.

>>25621377
It's just a prank bro!

>>25621377
you're chubby

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>>25621386
I don't think the 1.6 knife would cost that much anon.
Try 10 000$

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>>25621377
Stupid fucking horse. Everybody knows you run faster with a knife! You should be thanking me you dumb bitch.

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>>25621411
>>25621386
> "So it is valuable thing from your world?"
Gasp
> "You... Is this.. This is a gift for me?"

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>>25621397
>Genocide
>Ever
>Not true pacifist

>>25621587
>Being a pussy
Either genocide or neutral.

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>>25621592
>not wanting the best ending
>not wanting to stay with goatmom
>not wanting to see everyone happy
It's like you don't want to enjoy life
it's like you don't want to FEEL

>>25621587
>not running through genocide at least once
how big of a faggot do you have to be

>undertale shit
>again
I thought the game was okay, nowhere near goty but okay.
But you faggots make me hate it more and more every day.
Fuck man.

>>25621397
>>25621587
>>25621592
>>25621615
>>25621647
Leave it to the fucking Undertale faggots to bring up their irrelevant meme game once again.

>>25621733
Maybe the autism count is on the rise world wide.

It's becoming an epidemic, the likes of which psuedoscience and faggot ass special snowflakes have never known before.

Well, you don't seem too worried and I need this for a science project.

>>25621733
Well what did you want, anon?
Speshul Snowflake in Equestria giving an autistic/edgt response?
More memes?
We're already swimming in a sea of autism.

>>25621901
Not him but that shit is a whole other level of autistic.
Even for horsefuckers.
That shit needs to be kept over in >>>/v/
They would be more than happy to shitpost about it I'm sure.

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>>25621914
>A whole different level of autistic
>When this board was created because our collective autism couldn't be properly contained on 4chan

>>25621934
>Implying it wasn't created because horses trigger /co/'s autism.

>>25621934
Yes
It was created because of our autism for horses.
Not so you could meme shit games anon.
Do it elsewhere.

>>25621520
This is really cute for some reason.

>>25622113
I know what you mean.

>>25621520
Ponies really are invulnerable.

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>>25621520
>She's indestructible
Oh god, that's cute.

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>>25621377
Because I think Rarity was getting a little frustrated with me.

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>>25621377
>>25621520
>>25622227
>Because of cartoon/magic physics pones are indestructible.
>While shaving Anon cut himself.
>Someone noticed that the scratch doesn't healed instantly.
>Pones realize Anon compared with them easily can die.
>Overprotective hell is happening.

>>25622502
I need more of this.

>>25621520
What the fuck is wrong with your eye

>>25622502
I want some leafy greens ^:)

>>25622555
Just take it as a joke.

>>25621520
I played that out in my head and when she said "for me" I imagined her puting her hoof to her chest pushing the knife all the way in, but paying it no mind

>>25622502
>all clothes from rarity are heavily padded for safety
>all treats from pinkie are low fat, sugar-free, (and somehow) choke free
>all fluttershy's animals wear masks to avoid infecting anon
>every apple-related medicine, herbal supplement, and home remedy is sent to anon. Every day.
>dash maintains a strict quarter-mile radius from anon
>twilight encases anon in an impenetrable hypoallergenic bubble

The list goes on and on

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>>25622781
But with that, they would literally make my heart explode from sweetness.

>>25621520
Made me kek and dawww

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>>25622502
I beg for this green

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>>25621520
>"Be gentle..."

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>>25622502
yes please

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>>25622502
I need

>>25621520
>>25622502
I always thought that ponies mold what ever touching them like Play doh or some shit.

>>25622502
Will hope for green

>>25621377
If I remember, slicing someone throat just a little bit or the chest can save someone life if it's inflated by bacteria or he's drowning in his own blood.

I don't remember what's the medical procedure is called.

>>25626502
Tracheotomy?

>>25626502
Venting the Chest Cavity?

>>25626502
Rape?

>>25626567
Seems like it, however, it seems I have described 2 medical procedure and not 1. Still, I'm not sure if the knife is at throat or chest level, it's like in the middle of both area.

>>25626775
It's not a hard concept anon.
You stab an opening into the windpipe below wherever the blockage is so air can reach the lungs.
The windpipe is in your through dummy.

>>25626805
Throat*

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>>25622781
>twilight encases anon in an impenetrable hypoallergenic bubble

>>25626805
If it's inflated with bacteria/mushroom spore, it won't suffice, the chest one is usually for when someone is drowning in their own blood from internal bleeding.

So, I guess Anon saved Twilight.