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= 2015-12-01 03:03:36 Post No. [Report]
>"Seduce me."
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Anonymous 2015-12-01 03:05:17 Post No.25617348
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>>25617315
I want to stick my penis into your vagina
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= 2015-12-01 03:06:06 Post No.25617366
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>>25617315
You got a bucket?
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= 2015-12-01 03:06:21 Post No.25617369
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= 2015-12-01 03:06:21 Post No.25617369 [Report]
>>25617315
uhhh....Hey there...Good Lookin. Want some chicken?
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= 2015-12-01 03:07:03 Post No.25617375
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>>25617315
i already have...
>"what? when?"
just ten minutes ago.. while you slept.
>...
you're welcome.
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= 2015-12-01 03:07:13 Post No.25617380
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"I will bring you back a necklace of ears!"
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Oh, look, a namefag. 2015-12-01 03:07:48 Post No.25617388
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= 2015-12-01 03:08:14 Post No.25617401
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>>25617315
How about a massage? I've got quite the hands...
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= 2015-12-01 03:09:09 Post No.25617415
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= 2015-12-01 03:09:09 Post No.25617415 [Report]
>>25617315
I'm ugly as sin, depressed and I am an alcoholic. I am the opposite of seductive person.
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= 2015-12-01 03:10:15 Post No.25617429
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= 2015-12-01 03:10:15 Post No.25617429 [Report]
>>25617315
the sun is butaflare f gayinsee of faliure your moon is uber dooper sexyohmana i wann a do butt stuff to ur fase hole uhmama be id my penis like sex in might ohmana wantna fuk?
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= 2015-12-01 03:10:57 Post No.25617435
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>>25617315
I saw a guy eat a cactus today.
What a time to be alive.
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= 2015-12-01 03:11:55 Post No.25617446
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= 2015-12-01 03:11:55 Post No.25617446 [Report]
We both got buckets of chicken, want to do it?
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= 2015-12-01 03:13:46 Post No.25617477
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= 2015-12-01 03:13:46 Post No.25617477 [Report]
>>25617315
...
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= 2015-12-01 03:13:49 Post No.25617479
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>>25617366
>>25617369
I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR CHICKEN TRAMPS. I AM A MARE!!! I LIKE MY MEN DANGEROUS, MYSTERIOUS, YOU WANT TO CUM INSIDE ME? EARN IT.

SEDUCE ME!!!
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Oh, look, a namefag. 2015-12-01 03:15:18 Post No.25617500
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Oh, look, a namefag. 2015-12-01 03:15:18 Post No.25617500 [Report]
>>25617479
This thread might not last but it was worth it for this
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= 2015-12-01 03:16:00 Post No.25617512
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>>25617477
take me!
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= 2015-12-01 03:42:02 Post No.25617871
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= 2015-12-01 03:42:02 Post No.25617871 [Report]
>>25617315

*unzips dick*
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= 2015-12-01 03:44:06 Post No.25617900
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= 2015-12-01 03:44:06 Post No.25617900 [Report]
Oh come on, haven't I already proven how fanatically loyal I am to you?

Hell, I executed those ponies because you TOLD me to. Isn't loyalty like that worth any seduction value?
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= 2015-12-01 03:46:02 Post No.25617929
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>>25617315
Open wide!
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= 2015-12-01 03:46:53 Post No.25617940
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>>25617929
GIMME THAT COOKIE
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= 2015-12-01 03:51:07 Post No.25617995
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how about some dank memes
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= 2015-12-01 03:55:28 Post No.25618051
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= 2015-12-01 03:55:28 Post No.25618051 [Report]
"I can fart in three different languages."
>Nightmare Moon stares...
>outside, an howl hoots and flies away into the night
>Anon shuffles his feet nervously, then admits,
"I lied. I'm sorry."
>the owl spies a rat below and swoops downward, temporarily casting his shadow across the moon
"I can only fart in English."
>Nightmare Moon continues to stare
>Anon releases a tortured sounding toot
>Jackpot! the owl snatches the rat in its claws and carries the poor thing away
>Anon coughs loudly as the fart ends
>It sounded slightly like "Hello."
>very slightly
"Are you horny yet?"
>Nightmare Moon realizes she's just been addressed
>"I've had my horn this whole time."
"Oh. Yeah. That's cool."
>The owl tears the innards out of the struggling rat as it soars away into the night
>Anon farts again
"One of us should probably leave now."
>"Well, this is my throne room, so ..."
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= 2015-12-01 03:55:54 Post No.25618056
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= 2015-12-01 03:58:29 Post No.25618087
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= 2015-12-01 03:58:29 Post No.25618087 [Report]
>>25617315
I like the night because the sun burns my skin
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= 2015-12-01 03:58:58 Post No.25618095
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= 2015-12-01 03:58:58 Post No.25618095 [Report]
>>25617479
If every star was one I love you, there would not be enough in your night sky to compare to my love
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= 2015-12-01 04:02:09 Post No.25618137
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= 2015-12-01 04:02:09 Post No.25618137 [Report]
You're pretty cool.
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= 2015-12-01 04:03:31 Post No.25618158
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= 2015-12-01 04:03:31 Post No.25618158 [Report]
Y-you too.
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= 2015-12-01 04:05:24 Post No.25618177
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= 2015-12-01 04:05:24 Post No.25618177 [Report]
...You look nice today.
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= 2015-12-01 04:19:55 Post No.25618362
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= 2015-12-01 04:19:55 Post No.25618362 [Report]
>>25617315
>Anon picks up a mirror and shows it to Nightmare Moon.
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= 2015-12-01 04:32:29 Post No.25618528
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= 2015-12-01 04:32:29 Post No.25618528 [Report]
>>25617315
Oh, uh, l-lovely anus out tonight, isn't it?
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= 2015-12-01 04:36:30 Post No.25618575
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= 2015-12-01 04:36:30 Post No.25618575 [Report]
>>25617929
>>25617940
I don't think he meant your mouth.
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= 2015-12-01 04:40:29 Post No.25618633
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= 2015-12-01 04:40:29 Post No.25618633 [Report]
You have pretty eyes
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= 2015-12-01 06:04:31 Post No.25619607
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= 2015-12-01 06:04:31 Post No.25619607 [Report]
>>25617315
I have two-hundred foreskins for you.
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= 2015-12-01 06:07:06 Post No.25619627
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= 2015-12-01 06:07:06 Post No.25619627 [Report]
>>25618051
kek
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= 2015-12-01 06:09:44 Post No.25619654
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I got a bucket of chicken..

This thread makes me want to play TF2 again
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>>25619607
How biblical! This will surely appeal to her oldschool nature.
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= 2015-12-01 06:25:03 Post No.25619844
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>>25617315
If you insist, just don't blame me for the consequences
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= 2015-12-01 06:57:55 Post No.25620156
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= 2015-12-01 06:57:55 Post No.25620156 [Report]
>>25617315
I shall sing you a serenade from under your balcony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUTMc8QOTg8
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= 2015-12-01 07:07:41 Post No.25620227
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>>25617375
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= 2015-12-01 07:12:57 Post No.25620267
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>>25620156
>I pray she won't play the painful passage on my flute

Worth it.
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= 2015-12-01 07:15:01 Post No.25620278
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= 2015-12-01 07:15:01 Post No.25620278 [Report]
>>25617415

Alcoholic brony bro yo how is the night treating you

I've had like 13 shots o gin

Life is good
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= 2015-12-01 07:17:42 Post No.25620297
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= 2015-12-01 07:17:42 Post No.25620297 [Report]
>>25620278
>/mlp/
>brony
We're horse fuckers here sir.
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= 2015-12-01 08:59:09 Post No.25620963
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>>25617479
:3
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= 2015-12-01 09:18:16 Post No.25621067
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= 2015-12-01 14:39:04 Post No.25622339
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>>25620278
Classical 0,7l of vodka, all by myself. Tonight will be a long one.
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= 2015-12-01 16:18:21 Post No.25622829
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>>25620267
https://derpiboo.ru/488892
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