Spike, take a letter!

>>25564671
I would like to buy a vowel.

>>25564671

The fuhrer Adolf Hitler is dead. A group of radicals are attempting to seize control of the government. Initiate operation Valkyrie.

>>25564671
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned...

>>25564830
...that you should never...

>>25564837

invade Russia.

get my own post number
>>25564841

>>25564838
A lesson we could all learn.

>>25564842
Yes, we all saw that one anon do that in the apple thread. We don't need to see it again.

>>25564838
Firstly, because the Russians don't like it, and secondly because...

>>25564681
I kekd way too hard

>>25564838
Also, I learned it was fun messing with Gender Bending spells.
Got Twilight to turn Spike into a girl, always wanted to fuck a dra...Wait, would it be Spike or Barb no-OW, BAD DRAGON! NO BREATHING FIRE ON ME. NO PENIS FOR YOU
Spike is literally writing down every exact word Anon is saying

>>25564874
Now I bet you're wondering what gender bending spells have to do with my ill-fated invasion of Russia. It's a long story. You see...

>>25564936
...Vladimir Putin...

>>25564936

The plan was to exhaust the red army troops by sending forward very horny and rapable mares. Unfortunately my plan backfired when...

>>25564946
...the Russians decided that they would rather...

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>>25564671

>>25564671
that better be his scuicide letter

>>25564962
...become violently horny dominating mares then...