Episode 524: The Mane Attraction
Written by Amy Keating Rogers
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ew3jo
Friends Forever #23 (Fluttershy and Applejack) and the HolidaySpecial are due out next Wednesday (Dec. 2)!
How frequently does the average Equestrian citizen see an important personage? It probably depends at least somewhat on location, but even constantly feuding ponies living off the beaten path are only slightly behind in royal news. It seems most ponies have seen Celestia in person at some point, even if only from a distance at a Summer Sun Celebration - though she seems to make the rounds to the various cities and towns and is acquainted with local leaders, so there's more opportunities beyond the biggest holidays. The Wonderbolts are pretty active across the country, too. Who knows what the performance touring scene is like? Well, some ponies do, and there are publications that circulate as well. It just might be hard to say without some kind of survey - Ponyville seems to get a lot of through traffic, but for everything else, it's a fairly centrally located town on the rail system, close to Canterlot and hosting its own princess. The data might be a little disproportionate compared to, say, Mustangia.
>>25543022
Previous thread.
>rape
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODE 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 28: Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Nov. 28: Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
You bring your waifu to Thanksgiving to meet your family.
How long would it take them to disown you for shagging a pastel horse?
X for the PROPHECY
BEST NEW CHARACTER INTRODUCED IN EACH SEASON GO
>>25548130
It's racist!
I'm heavily implying filly said something lewd. Heavily.
>>25548131
Rarity
Rarity's mom
S3 didn't have a Rarity episode so I don't care
Coco Pommel
Sassy Saddles
>>25548123
As soon as she walked in the door for me.
That would be it.
>>25548123
>So we're still getting grandkids right?
Cheese Sandwich ?
>>25548131
S1: Twilight Sparkle
S2: Clover the Clever
S3: Princess Twilight Sparkle
S4: Masked Matter-Horn
S5: Moondancer
>>25548131
Twilight
Cadence
Princess Twilight
Cheese Sandwich
Starlight Glimmer
Remember that staring at a unicorn's horn directly is very rude in Equestria.
Go on stroke your poner.
It will all be over Saturday
Sunset Shimmer ?
>>25548152
What would they say, MLPG?
Would they be excited?
>>25548172
I can't help it
Will Starlight be redeemed?
>>25548178
>Make your kid put her damn pants on.
What if you tell them what your waifu does for a living?
>>25548181
Yes, confirmed by amazon.
>>25548172
I'm going to put a cup over it.
WillStarswirlbe redeemed?
>>25548185
I'm just now realizing I'd have to custom order pants and panties for a satyr daughter to make room for her tail.
>>25548161
>Moondancer
You lost me. I don't see the trend
>>25548123
I think they'd be repulsed by her appearance but her manners would make them feel obligated to be polite back.
then if we're lucky she'd grow on them.
Filly doesn't feel ready to start eating meat for Thanksgiving.
Reminder that Wind Rider did nothing wrong.
>>25548181
All female ponies will be redeemed, its a law
male ponies or non ponies must roll heavily loaded dice
>>25548211
>repulsed by her appearance
Is your waifu a troll?
I'm pretty sure all pastel pony mares are pretty adorable.
>>25548240
she's still a talking horse to them, adorable as she may be
HERE'S DERPY!
>>25548254
Just let all your small nieces and nephews and cousins ride around on her back.
Problem solved.
I want to be the cute alicorn filly.
>>25548266
HEY THERE DERPY
Is there a double standard in the show with mares and stallions?
What a how.
>>25548268
I have no nephews or nieces
just little sisters who would be equally weirded outat least in part because they know I watch MLP
I certainly like Sonata's new look:
>>25548278
dong ding
>>25548287
TIME FOR THE SPECTACLE
TIME FOR THE SHOOW
Dead pet reminder
Owl: 1
Turtle: 0
>>25548285
Uh... so you're saying those little sisters aren't too little then?
https://derpibooru.org/1005909
>>25548287
Is she still a ditzy qt
>>25548297
This is where you start to wonder if countless shitpost might be worth it in the long run for getting OC and memories in the end.
>>25548287
>Those heels
>>25548310
She became the new leader after Adagio's plan to semen demon a highschool failed
>>25548298
fuck off
Lick the pony.
Countess Colouratura. Sonata Dusk.
Separated at birth? Are they somehow related? I think we should be told.Contd. P. 94. (You're fired. Ed.)
>>25548372
Almost the same cutie mark too
>>25548287
Sometimes girls just need to try a new look.
>>25548323
All attractive girls are hotter in fuck-me heels. No Exceptions.
Spike wants to join the hoofball team to make his parents proud.
What position would he play?
>>25548391
The hoofball, probably
>>25548398
I mean on the team.
>>25548390
sluuuuuuuuuut
>>25548412
UNF
>>25548390
How am I supposed to learn like this?
>>25548372
>The Countess
>Sonata
I'd like to see them featured in the 'Me And My Spoon' section of the magazine "Private Eye".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_Eye
Contd. P. 94 (That's enough. Ed.)
>>25548422
I thought that was supposed to be Moondancer's thing.
>>25548422
>>watching diaper fetish video
>>25548391
>his parents
>>25548422
>>watching diaper fetish video
>>25548418
Hands on lessons, anon.
>>25548450
I mean his adopted parents, Night Light and Twilight Velvet.
Anon being turned into a filly and Rarity teaching himhow to give proper blowjobs, often snowballing stallion cum with the little filly
Remember when rei namefagged, blogged for an hour, got called out, said he would draw, but didn't?
Anon being turned into a diamond dog and breeding with a big strong diamond dog.
Anon going to sleep with his husbando's big knot inside his warm bitchcunt
I think I need to see the nurse.
>>25548492
Remember when he said he wouldn't draw, but actually did?
>>25548380
I would hump EG Dash's legs. Like a dog.
>>25548445
>>25548453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9ST2NgjfYU
>>25548515
What if Spike had a crush on Night Light?
>>25548380
She looks adorable in that
>>25548512
No?
That never happened.
Ice filly.
>Filly glances down at her pda.
>Order 66 confirmed
>You feel several water balloons connect with the back of your head
>>25548532
Eyes off my waifu.
>>25548537
Did that artist drew rape art of that filly yet?
>>25548459
>Night Light
remove horror
>>25548445
Why would you spray a filly?
>>25548557
To cool them off?
>>25548537
I like ponies in clothes
mostly because they look even better when they take them off
>>25548532
She can make a lot of things look good.
Colt renewed your WoW subscription for an entire yearwith your money. You're welcome.
>>25548544
Probably. He does a lot of it nowadays.
>>25548577
Force colt to grind for gold to make that back.
>>25548577
I don't have any money
Jesus fuck the captchas right now.
>>25548543
Hey, I don't want any trouble
>>25548577
>with my money
What money?
>>25548593
>still using the graphic captcha
>>25548606
No the text captchas changed to some circus fucking font for me. Now I can't get it right in 6 tries.
>missed discussion of my favorite suicidal-depressive dooflizard last thread
>>25548112
Hello, my name is Anon.
I am a 20 year old guy, and i cried the first time i watched this episode.
>>25548612
>>>/vg/123414581
here you go
Sex
WithThe ponies are beginning to realize you'll bang pretty much anything and start taking bets to see how far you'll go. This week they sent fluttershyout to find some really weird shit.
>>25548516
Athletic girls are the best.
>>25548612
this is neither the time or place
>>25548612
i'd probably fuck this
>>25548606
text captchas are completely indecipherable for me
its like they are written in cuneiform or something
>>25548577
...great
>>25548633
They should know I'll always choosethe really weird shit over Fluttershy.
>>25548632
Those people scare me though.
>>25548612
Who's her favorite pony?
Ponies are very little creatures.
>>25548633
What, like are they forcing fetishes upon Fluttershy to try upon the anons?
>>25548665
Cadance, obv.
Did you think abouthimtoday?
>>25548685
No, just politely asking mythical creatures of horrible origin to come and visit you.
>>25548676
>you will never hold a little pony
>you will never make her blush
>you will never make her leak like a faucet
>>25548676
Godammit, someone get a mop, again.
>>25548695
Yes, I did think aboutendii.rip
Are you thankful for ponies?
>>25548705
>Hold her above your head and look up
>Where is that even coming from?
>>25548705
That sounds pretty cute.
>>25548720
Please go back to the sub.
>>25548721
Applejack is a very artist pony
>>25548731
That she is.
>>25548720
>>25548727
>that pony on the right
I need this in my life so much
>>25548755
What are you, some sort of horse loving faggot?
>>25548721
I'm thankful for my Applejack.
>>25548755
I'd like to cuddle them both.
Do not leave ponies in an empty room with crayons. They will draw on your walls.
>>25548768
i wish a pony would cuddle me
>>25548721
I'm thankful ponies aren't real so I don't have to bear the pain of my favorite ponies hating me.
>>25548765
I'm sure you're good acquaintances with my wife.
>>25548771
Who wouldn't want cute pony doodles on their wall?
Why doesn't Applejack hire ponies to work on her farm? That way she could expand her orchard and increase apple production, plant more crops, maybe get a factory going to make apple-products.
Or is the applefamily too poor and retarded to run a business with all that fancy "management" and "staff payrolls" and stuff?
Rank the seasons from best to worst.
>>25548789
I don't see a ring
>>25548793
Applejack is a piss poor business pony. She really, really is. She owns all that land and somehow doesn't turn enough profit to compete with filthy rich (who sells HER product) or be able to buy Granny Smith a new hip or a nip and tuck.
>>25548800
This is fucking disgusting. Go back to UTG and tell weaver to suck a cock while you're at it.
>>25548800
Undyne will be devastated
>>25548800
sexual comes from love, anon
>>25548816
>mad
>>25548742
Sometimes I wonder if it's just ironic shitposting. But then I remember fetishes are a thing.
Post cute OCs.
Fire the anti filly laser.
>>25548841
>>25548841
>>25548850
>tfw no pone wife
>>25548800
Would eat noodles and watch nerd shows with.
Am I the only one who likes Spike?
>>25548850
Does Meme Wife still update?
Forcing horses to mate
>>25548862
I'd ratherplay classic vidyawithSugar
>>25548869
occasionally
>>25548864
yes
>>25548870
>Forcing horses to mate
?
>>25548864
Literally the only person.
>>25548870
Who is this guy?
>>25548872Playing Pong by bouncing your balls between her paddles. She controls the movement with your joystick.
>>25548842
i will sexual them
maybe catty more
>>25548872
>Not both
Get away from me
>>25548864
We like Spike
>>255488801500 mL
>Get a text from bro after he rummaged in my house for something.
>"Dude, wtf are you spending all this money on pony dolls?"
>'Why does it concern you?'
>"You told me you didn't have money for my kids xmas gift, fucker."
>'No shit, I wasn't lying.'
>>25548893
>We
>>25548864
His character isnt the problem, its the situations the writers put him in, they treat him badly, anyway no, i dont hate him, but im not a massive spike-fag either
>>25548900
Do you like him?
>>25548908
I see a wasted potential, no 'like' in particular
I love Spike.
I love Barb also
You're gonna extracther?
>there are people who don't like Spike
worst meme to be honest family
>>25548806
You aren't looking hard enough.
>>25548900
>its the situations the writers put him in, they treat him badly
Why do the writers keep forgetting that Spike is a little kid?
>>25548946
oh baby
>married mares inadvertently showing you their bits when you ask to see their ring
>>25548880
So is this like tea, except the herb is still in the cup and you use a filter straw to drink it?
>>25548959
>inadvertently
>not showing off what you can't have
>>25548941
>meme
>>25548948He's so cute
>>25548968
looks to be the case
I would like a picture of Derpy sitting in a teacup.bubble tea
2cute4me
>>25548869
the guy's personal blog updates a lot
he draws cute pone frequently
>>25548968
Yes. You also brew the leaves multiple times. There's a whole culture around it in South America.
Look up yerba mate.
>>25548968
Yeah, basically. It's designed to be drank in groups, where people take a shot and pass it to the next drinker.
Pony summoned D/D/D Wave Oblivion King Caesar Ragnarok in attack mode.
I AM GOING TO TAKE ALL THE PONIES
AND PUT THEM IN MY BASEMENT
>>25549046
FlyingSaucer please.
>>25548969
>Implying I can't cut off a ponies tail and steal the ring.
>>25549036
>"SHITTERS FULL!"
>>25549056
dude you can't just steal the pony's tail and ring
that's fucked up
You caught colt trying to woo your filly.
>>25549059
Is this a real card?
>>25549059
>>25549084
Go ahead. Summon the rest of the set.
Spike cosplaying as Spike from Ape Escape.
>>25549071
Would not like to smell that morning in Ponyville
>>25548946
pretty pony
>>25549078
Yes
>>25549105
>>25549071
>taking photos of somebody in the toilet
Anon I'm ashamed you didn't learn anything from the most recent con drama
>>25549105
There are tons of cute monsters lately.
>>25549109
>>25549077
And your filly is trying to woo my colt.
>>25549076
Mares steal stallions rings for a piece of tail all the time.
I am just returning the favor.
What if pony didn't want to play Yu-Gi-Oh?
Wow
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/11/22/1027739.png
>>25549114
>somebody in the toilet
Now I'm imagining Twilight trying to use a human toilet, and her ass falling into the bowl and getting stuck.
And for the rest of the day anon keeps calling her Toilight Sparkle.
>>25549145
Pony is a filthy mudhorse that's jealous of the superior ponies that actually CAN play it.
>>25549145
what's pony going to do
>>25549148
is that tie supposed to be cherries
is that symbolic
>>25549148
>draws porn
>censors the word "fuck"
>>25549158
She's going to play Solimare instead.
>>25549174
>Solimare
>not even playing Pone
Liberty filly dies so that Democracy may live.
>>25549179
dude, that's not even a game
I think you've been hanging out with Dash too much
>star wars plus wizard of oz
You so crazy, konami.
Is there card collecting in Equestria? i remember spike saying something similar
These three Mane6 choose to exclusively date black men.
>>25549201
hoofball cards, yeah
>>25549084
>>25549200
Oh shit, is there more?
>>25549203
The three in the hospital.
>>25549084
>>25549210
>>25549200
Remember that time your mom gave you a boner?Who am I kidding? None of our moms were hot.
>>25549188
>he doesn't know how to play Pone
>>25549211Nope, but there's this.
Reminder that this is real.
>>25549199
I recall there is a call that looks like it's from Magic: The Gathering.
>>25549237
>that comic
UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
also, PLS GIB SAUCE
>>25549237
Why is Button stuff so unf?
Filly found your stash of colt comics.
She's telling the princess.
>>25549249
Please tell me this isn't a real card.
>>25549224
>Who am I kidding? None of our moms were hot.Well, we're biologically programmed to NOT find our own family hot.
>>25549237
lewd
>>25549252
There have been quite a few actually.
>>25549258
/ss/
Yu-Gi-Oh was so fucking stupidAnd I loved it
>>25549249
Literally less canon than the comics
>>25549224
every time I see something that involves mom incest I feel sick
as in I feel like if I look at it too long I'll actually vomit
few things can do that to me
>>25549276
unlike dad incest
>>25549255
Look up for Lumineko.
>>25549249
that doesn't look real
also, sonata isn't a pony
>>25549270
YGO has the kind of art inconsistency that Magic had in its early years where you had guys like Mark Tedin alongside ones like Phil Foglio.
http://webmup.com/1cbc7/
unf
>>25549237
>do your ultra combo input...
lumineko would be 10x better if the dialog wasn't on that same level in every single comic
pinkie pie is the only one who can get away with that shit
>>25549276
>Being this much of a pleb
This is real, too.
>>25549270
Ah, okay. There is so many artstyle since I last play the card game.
>>25549296
>wanting to fuck you're mom
>>25549200
>>25549237
Sauce or i will fucking murder your family
>>25549293
>>25549303
that does look slightly more real
>>25549276
>pony calls you daddy during sex
HOT
>you call pony mommy during sex
that's weird and upsetting
>>25548695Yes
>>25549306
>thinking porn is real
>>25549312
>Pony calls you anything.
Holy shit a talking horse.
>>25548695
Yeah, but he's marriedand not real
>>25549306
I don't want to fuck my mom.
I want to watch Button fuck his mom.
>>25549320
You should see her cook scrambled-eggs.
Incest is hot on a conceptual level, but the thought of doing it isn't appealing in the least.
>>25549316
>I can fap to dudes, that don't make me gay
It's not any Valentine's Day but are anons here planning on feasting with their waifu this thanksgiving?
>>25549331
>>25549347
This,
I wouldn't actually fuck my mom
>>25549349
It's not gay until the balls touch.
>>25549355
Nope.
Gotta go and visit family. All 50 of them.
It's going to be very crowded and loud.
>>25549312
>Calling me mommy during sex
unf
Vanting to copulate mit dein mutter
Vanting to have ein relationship mit Pferdenfuhrer Celestia
>>25549341
I'd want to see pony cook anything for me.
>>25549365
Forgetting eine picturnen bitte
>>25549355
>the amount of autism contained into one picture
This should be scientifically impossible, yet here i am looking at this
>>25549371
Even foie gras?
How do I politely ask all of the ponies to leave?
Daddy!
>>25549378
Whatever kind of grass, anon.
>>25549355
I have family members who expect me to show up whether I want to or not
and here, you seem to have the wrong waifu wall
>incest
http://media.textadventures.co.uk/games/synYax_WJE6kTsXfHEUE2Q/SaSAbyIDAlphaV002Harlowe.html
You're welcome.
>>25549374
It's ironic autism.
>>25549374
that's not even the MLPG one
>all those waifus S5 has spawned
>>25549382
Whos fuckin' kid is this?
>>25549383
>alp.gif
...?
>>25549386
I'd rather pretendcest
>>25549401
Just roll with it, buy her an ice cream or something and take her to the nearest police pone or information kiosk.
>>25549355
>the shining armor one
>>25549374
>>25549393
>>25549404
There's no rhyme or reason to the naming of my files.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va-m9LVymC8
Colt wants you to try out his boiled egg.
>>25549294
it's a joke about button playing video games you bitch
>>25549407
>Several hours later the filly arrives at your door escorted by the police pony
>>25549418
I know what the joke is, that doesn't make it any less stupid
>>25549237
>>25549307
>still no source
>>25549436
Anon pls.
>>25549283
>>25549436
there's literally a source on the image you fuck
>>25549436
>what are derpibooru filenames
>what are artist names
>what are replies
>>25549436
here you go
>>25549426
DAMMIT LITTLE FILLY, I AIN'T YO PA.
>>25549452
PINKIE NO
THAT'S ONLY GOING TO MAKE HIM MORE ANGRY
>>25549456Just hug your new filly daughter, ya dingus.
>>25549294
>pinkie pie is the only one who
Please stop using Pinkie as the scapegoat for any joke/meme. There's a meter to this sort of thing, not just le randomb xD
I wanna fuck Rarity's dad
Is it just me or does Pinkie Pie seem to try to hard with the jokes lately? Like she knows the audience is starting to get tired of ponies or something
>>25549476
it's a shame that's the only part of the post you read, it would've made sense if you saw the rest
>>25549479
Bottom or top?
>>25549487
She probably ran off to big mac
>>25549483
It doesn't seem like she's joking to be funny, just joking because she has to. If you meant that it seems forced
>>25549493
either/or
>>25549487
That's a really cute first panel.
She kinda reminds me of a deer.
>>25549497
can you blame her?
that guy's awesome
>>25549400
I'm surprised at how many people waifu the newer ponies
it means a lot of people either went over 4 seasons without claiming a waifu, which is impressive, or they discarded their previous waifu/have multiple waifus, which is terrible
>>25549479
He got the name Magnum from the amount of damage he can do with what he's packin.
>>25549493
Bottom
Don't think about pony butts.
>>25549497
>getting keked by your own imagination
Everyone point at this man and laugh.
>>25549538
>think about pony butts
>>25549549
do you think applejack would have been a model
>>25549539
>you can be keked by imaginary characters
>>25549539
>he hasn't converted to using "cuk"
Well "kek'd" m8
>>25549556
She could be, but her passion is her farm.
>>25549539
What the fuck I didn't type keked, I typed keked.
>>25549565
I meant more if she hadn't had her epiphany from the Rainboom
>>25549538
I can't follow that order
>>25549577
I see you quit 4chan for a while.
>>25549577
oh.
There's a wordfilter.
>>25549577
I'm so glad this is still happening
Everyone point at this man and laugh
>>25549577
baka desu senpai
>>25549581
It's possible or she'd be doing whatever it is that the Oranges do.
>>25549577
Thank Hiroshi-moot, he filtered out nigger-speak and buzz words
https://derpiboo.ru/1030282
WWWWWEEEELLLLLLPPPPP
>>25549605I like the weebspeak better, desu.
>>25549604
What do YOU think the Oranges do?
>>25549614
Something with oranges and orange accessories.
>>25549623
but what if theySELL GOVERNMENT SECRETS
>>25549614high finance
>>25549611
What the fuck man
>>25549611
CHOCOTASTIC!
keked
>>25549632
They seem to do well for themselves. What kind of secrets does the government hide?
>>25549611
Will Smudge Proof ever be good?
corruption
>>25549657
The secret ofSoylent Pink
>>25549662
No.
>>25549645
Celestia plz
no more kek's
>>25549657
Complete records of interspecies marriages. They're deep, deep secrets, though.
>>25549662
At least he's doing better than msob or lil miss rei.
>>25549521
Im guessing the latter, they are small time like the people that left after s3
>>25549681
The pony government doesn't need to know any of that.
The fillies have arrived
Touch her wings.
>>25549695
hello fillies
>>25549706Touch her ears.
>>25549706Touch his horn
Fuck Fillies.
Touch the cowDO IT NOW
>>25549706
>>25549720
Impregnate the calf so she can start milking
>>25549693
i wish to make a big big family with my waifu
>>25549715
>any time they do something they're good at they transformThat must be awkward in some situations.
Massage the wings
>>25549724
>HHHHONNNNKKK
Goodnight goobers.
Futa Bull Twilight turning Anon into a anthro cow girl.
Pegasi.
>>25549728
You think they also start making cute little horsey neighs and whinneys?
>>25549708
The fillies say hi back
Fuck Dash. Fuck her good
>>25549727
It's a good ambition to have.
>>25548864
I like Spike, because he's one of the seven main characters of the show.
>>25549746
Dream of stacked nerds of all possible combinations of those descriptors.
>>25549763
FUCK HER FACE!
RAM YOUR COCK DOWN HER THROAT SO HARD SHE PUKES UP ALL OVER YOUR BALLS!
>>25549763
Rarity wants to help
>this will happen at some point in the finale
I forgot that ads like this exist. It's been over 5 years and Hasbro still promote horrible plushies like these.
>>25549826
That's how the ponies of pony hell look.
>>25549770
I love your ponies man
>>25549826
Pinkies triangular butt-hump excites me so.
>>25549826
Oh Jesus those make me think of the doll from Saw. Or something out of Silent Hill.
THE PONIES ARE MADE OFPONIES
>>25549847
Thank you, anon, I love my little pony too.
impregnation
I want to drink with ponies
Anon being turned into Celestia's cock
>>25549881
Femanon is already expecting 8 foals!
>>25549881Anon being turned into a mare and impregnated by adiamond dog
>>25549887
>Anon being turned on by Celestia's cock.
>>25549886
I want totake some GHB with pony and go ass-2-ass on a giant double dildo
How many normal fillies is a crystal filly worth?
>>25549886
The ponies are all lightweights.
>>25549908
That depends. If you spray Windex on a rag and start cleaning one, will a squeaky window sound be made?
>>25549893
does that mean I'm too late to see her get slammed by a horsecock?
>>25549914
Yeah, probably. They are little ponies, after all.
>>25549925
Those 4 better be in the finale, i miss them
>>25549928
That's why I'd only give pony two fingers.
Is Mare-Anon a slut?
Postbackground ponies.
Delivering finished thingy. It's 5 am. Goodnight.
The secret code to get a pony to love you is:
Left hoof
Right hoof
Left ear
Right ear
Snootle
A
B
Start
>>25549973
YARRRR
>>25549973
Hopefully Rarity can protect her booty.
Do you guys think there will be a gen 5?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zbsUtQL4nY
This but with ponies
>>25549987
>MLP genwunners
That would be weird.
>>25549987
this generation can't go on forever and hasbro isn't going to abandon such a profitable franchise, so yes
>>25549783
unf
>>25550000
>Hey dad Billy at school likes My Little Pony and he keeps trying to get me to watch it
>Call him a faggot son.
>>25549762
i would kiss silver spoon
>>25550008
she's just a filly though
>>25550015
fine by me
>>25550014
I'm sleeping with that pony
>>25549973
This rarity confuses me, but its nice!
>>25550024
That's my wife, pal, you can sleep with this one.
>>25549973
That's a very cool thingy!
>>25550021
weirdo
>>25550028
I'll take the purple one while you guys work things out.
>>25550031
she sure doesn't think so
>>25550041
Lick the spoon
lick the greasy spoon
>>25550051
>>25550041
Just give her a heating pad and the broken xbox controller that's stuck on rumble and she'll be fine.
horse cock or human cock
>>25550031
I think I want a Sweetie Belle
>>25550063
First one, no question
>>25550062
she has some other ideas
>>25550063i prefer human cocks on my hyper dog anthros
Someone please ask the fillies politely to leave.
Celestia doesn't like you touching the fillies
>>25550080
I'm just looking
>>25550070
hose off the dirty filly
>>25550080
Too bad it's a free country!
>run hand lovingly along the outside of filly's thigh before resting my fingers at the crease of the hip and the leg
>>25550063human cockon the horse
horsepanties.
>>25550080
Hover my hand above the fillies while stating "I'm not touching them, I'm not touching them."
>check out THIS belly
>>25550063
i have become such an expert on horse dicks that it angers me when i see so much bad horse dick anatomy out there.
i would rather have a human dick on anthro horse over an inaccurate horse cock.
but still NEVER a human dick on a feral pony, that is the absolute worst sin you can commit.
>>25550142
i'm not really looking at your belly per se
>>25550157
>tfw not enough properly flared horsecocks in pone art
>>25550133
>>25550172
her wings then?
>>25550133
>>25550185
s-sure, yeah
>>25550181
>tfw people think horse dicks are just tubes with a funny-shaped head and the ring in the middle
They're more than that. And nobody draws flares.
>>25550186
that's a pretty short tail for a mare
>>25550133
>>25550195
>fwomp
>>25550183
Why is Shining Armor such a cute horse?
>>25550197
It's a shame since a properly drawn flared horsecock is super unf
>>25550203
what a waste
who is the iron pony
>>25550201
short tails are cute
>>25550157
my top 5 horse dick pet peeves in porn.
1. disconnected sheath
2. coloring it likes its 3 separate parts
3. over exaggerated medial ring
4. weird alien like barbs on the flare
5. flat tube heads
and many more
>>25550221
rabada
>>25550230
I HAVE SEEN THE PONUT VERSION
>>25550211
>anthro
>>25550231
Sweetie, please stop looking at horse dicks
>>25550239
please describe it in great detail i must know
Pinkie Pie
Tip Jar
Denial
>>25550244
She takes after her sister
>>25550254
BIG
DELICIOUS
PONUT
>>25550219
but it's so much fun
>>25550274
now those are some lucky horse panties
What if we didn't sexualize the ponies
FillyFilly_Filly
>>25550203
i like your filename style guy
>>25550280
are you sure you don't want to be the one that gets to remove those panties?
>>25550289
thanks dad
>>25550285
>>25550231
>>25550197
Could use an example of what you see as a well drawn one.
>>25550287
LEWD
>>25550300
Holy shit is that Arin
>>25550293
they look too cute, I'd rather she keep them on
>>25550197
>>25550231
>tfw my horsecocks wouldn't pass inspection
>>25550309
no its based h3h3
>>25550309
AAAAAARIN
>>25550306
that's quite a butt on Apple Bloom
>>25550211
Because he is
>>25550285
what makes mlp so great is the show is mostly good even nonsexually.
its just the added sexuality is what takes it over the top. same with pokemon, i dont think the games are that great but i am deep in the fandom because the pokemon are so damn hot.
>Anon they are just panties. You don't have to add horse to everything.
>>25550312
but then how do you insert dick
>>25550348
my dick shall transcend that boundary
>>25550334
I was thinking the same thing
Holy shit.
what if ponies were to be cute?
>>25550334
it's gonna get her into trouble some day
>>25550348
just rub it against the outside
I'm sure that'd be more than enough for fluttershy anyway
Happy Thanksgiving!
>>25550340
Shining is best stallion, no competition
>>25550373
>>25550355
maybe you could get her to wear a female condom
>>25550379
Thanks, that's very kind of you.
>>25550373
she'd probably get pregnant just from that
she's a very VERY fertile pony
>>25550331
I LOOOOVE YOOOOU
>>25550399
then why hasn't she had any Flutterbabies on the show yet?
>>25550399
Or maybe it was all that bear dick she had earlier, who knows?
>>25550399
One time I looked at her from across a crowded room.
3 foals.
>>25550412
she has ponybortions and feeds the fetuses to her animals
you didn't seriously think all of the meat eaters were eating fish all the time, did you?
>>25550412
She gets Twilight to change them into animals so she doesn't have to live out her shame.
>>25550379
this is such a warm feeling
>>25550410
>>25550418
jacking off a full mile away while thinking of her
twins
>>25550302
ecmajor is pretty accurate.
i also like this guys simplified style
https://e621.net/post/index/1/hoverrover
>>25550428
>>25550429
I'm not sure which is more horrifying
>>25550437
i would pay $5 a month to see that
>>25550438
So is fluttershy the town breeder or something?
Guys help.
I need an idea fora stand.
>>25550476
Well, I've always been partial to lemonade.
>>25550476
try propping it up with a broom handle
You walked in on colt masturbating
>>25550476
you could probably use a music stand, or an awkwardly-in-the-corner-at-a-party stand
>>25550487
>walk in on hypercolt masturbating
>get blasted back out of the room from the force of his first spurt
>>25550487wrap butthole around colts weiner
>>25550487help colt a little
PONY WARS
>>25550492
Why is it always hyper with you, anon
Filly wants to know, out of curiosity, what your greatest weaknesses are.
>>25550509I like it
>>25550487help colt a lot[/soiler]
>>25550476
Pick your favorite song.
Roll from there.In pony terms, Winter Wrap-up would probably have ice powers or something.
>>25550487
help colt with my mouth
>>25550507
>you will never play hyperspace hyperwars with shining armor
>>25550509
why cant you just let that guy enjoy giant dicks in peace? why must you harass him.
Rarity lifts a marshmallow to her lips. She knows you're watching. She licks it delicately then takes a long drawn out slurp across the top of it, never breaking eye contact with you.
>>25550515
The worst one is filly cuddles.
>>25550487
Oh shit, im sorry
>>25550515
my greatest weakness is that I love cuddling fillies too much
>>25550534
>>25550527
SA is super rich, his million dollar army would instantly win against anything you have.
>>25550546
anon is gonna get beetus
>>25550552
Reminds me of a pic with him and cadance, with cadance telling him she's throwing them away
>>25550546
Where do you purchase that much horse semen?
>>25550559
i'd be fine with getting beetus if it means i get horse poon too
>>25550534
Anon picks up a frosted mini donut. He licks, slurps, and prods it with his tongue.
>>25550571
that's a ponut
>>25550569
rarity's pussy
it just leaks out
>>25550571
TOO MUCH EXPOSED PONUT
CALL THE POLICE
>>25550579
>>25550587
Pony asks what a ponut is.
>>25550587
Don't call anybody.
>>25550594
A pony donut. A donut for ponies.
Fluttershy lifts a bunny to her lips. She knows you're watching. She pets it delicately then takes a long drawn out smooch on its cheek, never breaking eye contact with you.
police unicorn charged with murder after blasting zebra with magic 16 times
>>25550609
that's cute.
>>25550603
sounds good to pony
pony should ....
>>25550603
not to be confused with a donut pony, which are called donys and are delicious.
Tomorrow pony'll
>>25550630
eat anon
There's two ways this is going to end. With, or without pony.
>>25550639
fuck anon
>>25550630
Stop eating.
Like, damn. It's all she fucking does.
>bubble gum bubble blowing fetish
Next there's gonna be some fetish for shaving cream or brillo pads.
>>25550663
>shaving cream
unf
>>25550639
drink too much and eat too much but its ok because its an american holiday woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*this picture is posted for joke only and is in no way meant to be fetish material for creeps*
>>25550656
Those ponies are too goddamn tiny.
Your family has sat your waifu at the Thanksgiving table.
>>25550678
The harder time they have taking my dick the hotter it is. At that size I can hold them and fuck them like a doll
>>25550676
I wanna rub her tummy
I want to talk to a friend but I don't know how to start
>>25550722
Send them a blind link to most fetishy porn you have. That'll get them talking.
Remember to lubricate your ponies thoroughly.
>>25550722
"Hey, you around?"
>>25550731
Water or silicon based?
>>25550734
>they never respond
Pony says you are the aliens.
Pony is for food coma.
>>25550748
not as alien as her weird horse vagina
>>25550722
ask him what his favorite type of ponut is
>>25550756
I like tight little ponuts that you can barely fit a finger into
>>25550552
I just can't see Shining as a power buying WAAC fag. He's just got extra armies so he can introduce ponies to the game.
MinuettePonutParty
2d 10h 10m
>>25550794
But who's invited?
>>25550794
I bet she really fluffs em up
>>25549549
Eeyup.
>>25550794
What's a ponut party?
giving mare the foals shes always wanted
>>25550813You, silly!
>>25550823giving mare the foals she never knew she wanted
>>25550794
Is that like the opposite of a sausage fest?
>>25550826
>a group of mares will never giggle at you
>>25549521
The newer waifus are more niche. Look at everyone who thinks Coco Pommel is Fluttershy, and Moondancer is Twilight
>>25550829
mare panicking about being pregnant but ending up being the most loving mother in the town
>>25550834
No, that's aClam Bakewhich is also my new favorite pony
BRING ME THE LARGEST PONIES!
Bring me the least large ponies. The littlest if you will.
>>25550877
Hamplanet + Thunderhooves + Celestia =
>>25550844
And Minuette is "Pinkie Pie". Blind plebs, the lot of them
Are you a bad enough dude to waifu a G1 pony?
>>25550900
Fuck me. I keep spelling Troubleshoes as Thunderhooves. Isn't Thunderhoof a family of Tauren?
>>25550908
G1 ponies aren't so bad
they had way more bows
>>25550836
>a group of mares will never giggle at your dick
>they'll never talk about how cute your dick despite you being right in front of them
>>25550908
yes
Pony tells you to follow her
Set her free
Trust her and you'll escape from the filly
>>25550908
Shortstack ponies too dumb to realize they're being seduced? Yes ma'am.
>>25550908
But I already do?
>>25550931
eugh
>>25550931futa rr x futa rosemary when
>>25550908
g1 anthro mega futa dicks is what turned me into a furry in the first place
>>25550931
I'd do things to that bow
if you know what I mean
Filly had a dream where she was shot through the heartand you're to blame. You give love a bad name.
WHY DID YOU DO IT?
WHY DID YOU MARRY THE PONY?
>>25550955
she cooks well and is great in the sack
>>25550946
one day...
What if we gave ponies reasonably sized dicks instead of hyper futa dicks
>>25550968
stop literally inserting your fetish onto everything
>>25550968
i would unf and fap the same. you could put a horse dick on a sack of garbage and i would unf.
>>25550979
Fine HYPER FUTA DICKS FOR ALL
>>25550968
Will the reasonably sized dicks grow into hyper futa dicks when aroused?
>>25550979
>Literally inserting.Unf.
whats the popular art stream site everyone uses now? i want to look around for new stuff.
Colt needs help finding a mare-friend
>>25550931
HEY REDIVI HOPE YOU'RE DOING OKAY.
what if they show pregnant cadance in the finale, imagine everyone shitting themselves.
>>25550998
Picarto, problably. Which is a shame because Picarto fucking sucks.
>>25551004I'm okay right now. As okay as I can be. Thank you
>>25550990
"Boo."
"Hmm...Hyper sized anthro futa dicks for some...miniature plastic American flags for others!"
>>25551012
>imagine everyone shitting themselves
unf
what would you say is the top pony meme for s5?
>>25551031
sometimes i wish you were dead
you gonna unf to that too
>>25551039
I'm pancake.
>>25551039
I think it would be 'nice meme'
>>25551041
>Wish fulfillment
>Unf
>>25551046
what no way i have only seen that like twice the whole season
>>25551046
That was a short lived meme, but a meme it was
>>25551039
Slice of Life
>>25551053
>>25551052
from the show you idiots. like how twily cane was #1 last year.
>>25551039moondancerspoopydiaper
filly broke into song
by herself
she keeps looking at you expecting you to join in
it's getting awkward
>>25551066
thats shitposting not a show meme
>>25551069that is one of my s5 top unfs
>>25551039
There weren't many. Probably has something to do with the creators themselves oversaturating the market >>25551066
>>25551019
Please don't die any time soon.You've made my life better without knowing it. Thank you.
>>25551072
>Fuuuuck
>Screw it repeat whatever she said last in chorus
>Lift her someplace high
>Go find your singing horsefriends now
>>25551072
>>25551083
me too but that one creep in here who always wants her crying takes it too far ruining it for the rest of us normal moondiaperfags.
>>25551069
>>25551083
>>25551101
I hate you all
>>25551019
>just went to check picarto
>toxic mario on the front page
i must admire his persistence. i am surprised he hasnt given up over the years.
>>25550966I still wait patiently for itAlso it's good to see you in here again
>>25551087I'm trying.
I'm glad I was able to make your life better. That's really sweet, wow
>>25548112
It looks like Celestia was only appearing in Ponyville so often, because it was subsidiary to Canterlot. The whole dignitary thing seemed strange too, they've used it three times and never really to any specific purpose
>>25551101
MD is a giant stupid poopy crying diaper baby
>>25551125
>all the ded artists are coming back to life
it's pony's turn at truth or dare
what will you ask her
>>25551233
INCORRECT FILENAME DETECTED
>>25551243
I dare her to breed with me.
>>25551233
And with improved art too
>>25551039
le quesadilla twilight for sure
>>25551233
>autocheekllatio
unfo
it must be so great to be a pony
>>25551243
Where are the diamonds?
>>25551101
Are you trying to request a happy diapered Moondancer?
>>25551125You inspired me to be strong and to take care of myself better.I wish I could help you now but I don't think I can do much more than hope that things get better for you.
Red Ribbon a cute.
>>25551270
That would be top unf.
>>25551273
I want to pat RR on the head.
>>25551273
nigga please
>>25551243
WHERE ARE THE DRUGS GOING?
>>25551270
It would be even better without the diaper.
>>25551303
Her turgid cockhead right?
I want to thumb her urethra and play with her balls.
Filly has chosen you as her Cha'Dich
>>25551270
It would be even better with a futa boner.
Dorks
>>25551290
>>25551317
>>25551326
I'm getting some mixed messages here
>>25551328
H-how could you say that Anon?
>>25551318
You sure do shitpost a lot, anon.
Like, it's almost constant.
>>25551345
Sweetie is easily the biggest dork filly out of the 3 cmc
Nerds
thickanons
>>25551363
>98% of anons
>>25549964
>>25551361
Anon, you can only increase fetish density by so much before it collapses into a black hole of terribleness.
>>25551387
what a saddle slut
hirsutefemanon
>>25551361
I would unironically jack off to this, Especially if there was fic about it.
>>25551387
who the fuck brought shitty carrots and apples to the cupcake party
How do you think Sassy Saddles is in bed?
>>25551420
>>25551131
I want to see more of Celestia's day.
>>25551420
I would rather eat carrots and apples than cupcakes, personally
>>25551437
>there is a chance the pony movie will be set in the past with twily classic
best news all year
>>25551437
GET THE FUCK BACK INSIDE!
>>25551467
this is deviantart tier character design
psst
>>25551497
pfft
pony is tired of the memes
>>25551449
ban the wings!
that wacky moondancer has fallen asleep in the library again!
what a wacky pony!
>>25551497
I stand corrected. Apologies to whomever I told "horses wouldn't be good at blowjobs"
>>25551522
>that huge ass
unf
>>25551497
Stupid sexy animals
>>25551523
Giraffes are more closely related to cows than they are of horses
How many ponies can I eat before my wanted star rating gets up to Princess level?
Fosgitt can draw, but it seems like he has a major baldness/hair cutting fetish.
He has a bunch of pics like this on his DA
do you think in the future that VR will be so good and fucking animal girls will be so common that people laugh and make fun of people who want to fuck normal human girls.
>>25551497
I can't stop laughing at this
It's just so ridiculous
Give mediaperfagdraw requests
>>25551555
not really. At that point, would it even matter who is laughing at who?
>>25551551
its weird but i sorta wish my top fetish was something tame like that
instead of what i have now which is wanting to fuck huge fat dirty horse assholes
>>25551551
Must come with the territory, like D.C. Simpson.
>>25551564
Spitfire in her wonderbolts outfit, but with a noticeable diaper bulging and crinkling.
>>25551564
rarity in diaper eating mexican food pls
>>25551564
filly anon forced diaper
>>25551564
diaper moondiaper diaper diaper
>>25551564
Celestia and Luna in a shared diaper.
>>25551564
Gloomy in her hiatus diaper.
A little thicker and maybe less vein and I think I'm getting there...maybe.http://i.imgur.com/Sn6JDCq.png
>>25551551
Zombie chick looks like she belongs in a FNAF game. He probably jacks it to that.
>>25551607
big
meaty
horthcockth
>>25551564
Anon has one diaper, and three ponies that just finished Chilli Night. He must choose wisely.
>>25551607
how will grandma think if she knew this is how you spend your thanksgiving?
>>25551607
Looks tasty.
>>25551602
>>25551602
>>25551602
She tries.
>>25551574
>>25551580
>>25551583
>>25551593
>>25551597
>>25551601
Geez guys, I was joking.
Now I feel bad.
>>25551624
don't ever
ever
joke about that sort of thing
>>25551467Give me moreRazzle dazzle