MLP General

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f

ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODE 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs


Nov. 28: Episode 525 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1

Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.

Nov. 28: Episode 526 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2

Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.

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RAZZLE DAZZLE
GLITZ AND GLAM
TURN IT ALL UP
IT'S A SPECTACLE

Touching
Two
Cutiemarks

>>25539177
Glitter eyes Big surprise

Filly wants to watch Digimon Tri with you.

Anon being turned into a mare with huge hips and fucked thoroughly by a well endowed diamond dog.

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film/lauren-faust-no-longer-directing-medusa-sony-pictures-animation-exclusive-122954.html

So what's Lauren doing creatively right now? Still with Wander Over Yonder?

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>>25539149
> as part of a charity event.

Pony economics are weird. On the one hand, their bits seem to hold no real value and the amount you have to pay for things seems to be picked more or less randomly.

On the other hand their school board didn't have the money to fix the playground and Rara needs to run charities.

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>>25539190
It's old school or nothing.

>>25539198
O O O O O O

>>25539206
She still has Fighting is Magic.

Other question, what exactly is AKR working on at Disney? I seem to remember it was something somehow related to the Lion King, but from what I have seen pop up on my dashboard that show seems to suck pretty badly.

>>25539209
We need some pony who can make Equestria great again.

>>25539177
i thought the song was shiiiiiiiiiiiit

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>>25539210

the gazimon were great

I loved those little guys

>>25539209
I wonder if they held a charity to fix the government facility RD broke

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>>25539223
I skipped thru both the songs.
They where just generic pop music trash.

Filly accidentally detected a photon's momentum and position at the same time then promptly exploded.

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>>25539225
You're ok, FS.

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>>25539222
And if he gets elected, Dash is going to prison

>>25539233
>Wow
>I am super purple aren't I?

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ONE YEAR

>>25539209
>DL original .gif
>33 MB
Sheeeeiit

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>4 days

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>>25539236

I must confess a terrible secret anon

I really like cute things

Should the male characters get more development?

>>25539276
You're talking about bigger butts right?

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>>25539276
>Should the male characters get more development?
Yes.
I shall prepare the penis pump.

>>25539271
Have to get past the Thanksgiving miniboss first

>>25539271
i hope we get to see her past and reasons for trying to make everyone equal.

if its some bullshit like she was bullied as a filly so she became a super villain i will fly off into an autistic rage.

Place your bets: Will Starlight be redeemed or not?

>>25539278
>>25539282
I hate you guys

>>25539274
I want to be turned into a mare and marry Thunderlane.

>>25539276
Sure. I remember someone asking Larson a question about that and he said that, during the thing where Twilight and co went away for equalstown, there was supposed to be a thing with Spike and his bros having a changeling invasion recreation.

>>25539282
I want to touch her neck.

>>25539282
That isn't development

>>25539287
Yes
We already know she becomes Twilight's student

I can't believe Cadance is pregnant.

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>>25539276

Of course

though they really need some more actual male characters

I am always for promoting some background horses

round up the cutest ones and gogogo

Would be nice to get more recurring townsponies with some distinct personalities, while still keeping the focus on the primary cast

I can't believe Twilight is pregnant.

I can't believe Cadence tricked Shiny into believing it was his.

>>25539303
habeeb it

>>25539303
>that canon implied horse penis cumming into cadances horse vagina

unffffffff

I can't believe Cadence turned Shiny into a mare and he got impregnated by Big Mac.

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>>25539307
Looks like it's time for another magical mystery "cure".

I can't believe anon is pregnant with diamond dog puppies

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>>25539223
>>25539233
Everyday I am reminded I am surrounded by people with offensively shitty opinions.

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>fillies

>>25539190
>Almost 2 hours
>Only two fights

I know it's the first movie and all, but I'm still pissed

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>>25539332
keep going

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>>25539339

>>25539339
FILLY stop reading so lewdly this instant

>>25539339
That one on the left is so hiding porn in that mag.

>>25539290
I want to be turned into a mare and sexually harass him.

>>25539336
the whole song is shitty autotune and the same sentences repeated that dont make any sense.

>>25539233
>generic pop music trash
>I've never listened to pop music
>like at all

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>>25539375
>Everyday I am reminded I am surrounded by people with offensively shitty opinions who don't know dick about music

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>"anon, your taste in porn is shit."
>"there's been zero prolapsed assholes so far."
>"I can't even get a semi to this."

>>25539336
What if the Countess Coloratura persona became like comics Nightmare Moon and attached to another pony?
What if Svengallop chose a stallion to become Count Coloratura instead?

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>>25539285
It was an adequate reason for RD, aka the Cloudsdale terror

>>25539358
>puppies squirm and kick inside you constantly
>Diamond dog is extra protective of you
>he sleeps next to you all the time
>you're his little spoon
>he knows you two aren't s'posed to do it but he gets lonely
>needs a little sugar from his favorite little bitch

Why are the male characters shown to be dumb in the show?

>>25539389
>A little girl with too many crayons and cutie mark stickers' interpretation of the mane6 is canon

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>>25539400
>Feeling his huge hands over my pregnant belly and his dick pressing against my plump dog ass

>>25539418
Other than Spike on occasion and Snip and Snails who are you talking about?

>>25539418
Lauren left after only designing Snips, Snails, and Big Mac, so the writers based all the future males off of those three

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>>25539274
I would've never guessed, bruh.

>>25539440

The bullies in Sonic Rainboom, and the Dragons in Dragon Quest.

>>25539449

I wan to pick her up and take her with me.

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uh

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>>25539469

There are some pretty smart boy horses at least

>>25539469
What was dumb about them?

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>>25539420
It's funny how that Rainbow Power shit has been all over the toys for years now, but only appeared for a few minutes during the S4 final. And briefly in one of Lunas dreams.

>>25539485
>"H-hey.."
>'ENOUGH, ANONYMOUS, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER 'URANUS' JOKE.'

>>25539498
>let the rainbow remind you
>nobody is reminded of it
Poetry

>>25539482
And just like that, Pinkie Pie's body disappeared.

>>25539420
Well Cadance is an Exec's daughter's OC.....

Please keep talking about pregnant diamond dog anon

I like anthro.

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>>25539584
Excellent ball-slapping technique, Applejack.

>>25539584
>AJ begrudgingly gives Anon a hoofjob to get him to stop asking while complaining about him to her friends

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This little filly is stronger than you.

>>25539605
I'm going to lift that filly.

>>25539595
Me too.

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>>25539595
Reminder that the Equestria Grills are all anthros.

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>>25539511

>anon spends his time annoying the "smart horses" to extremes until they finally get to the point of frustrated horse noises, at which point he moves on

What if caribou?

>>25539663
Shit rape fanfic

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>>25539626

"H-hey check this ou-"
>"CELESTIA DAMNIT ANON!I KNOW! YOU CAN SPELL BOOB ON MY CALCULATOR!"

>>25539667

What makes it shit?

>>25539684
Everything

>>25539689

Like?

>>25539684
It's pure fetish fuel. It's not for good plot or clever narrative. Some people think that makes it shit.

>>25539663

>Tfw had an idea for Caribou
>They are a scrappy but pretty bro tier race who likes to drink and have a good albeit rowdy time
>Their leader is not-Odin who is also not-Santa
>They will always be associated with bullshit rape stories

Fuck

>>25539719

Would the caribou like hoofball?

>>25539719
I know, it's kind of shit but you shouldn't let that keep you down. Do your idea, change how people think. I believe in you.

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>>25539482
but why

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>the Simpsons are on their 27th season now

Celestia says that if you do not sire an hier by the end of the year she'll kick you out of Equestria

>>25539727

I would imagine so. Especially if drinking was involved.

>>25539733

>I believe in you.

I don't. I know my Writing ability an it's awful.

>>25539667
>>25539719
am I missing something here?

>>25539765
I think I'm shit, but I'm also sure I'm better than I think I am. Read, practice writing, grow. It may take time, but you can do it. Think about what makes you think "this story is good" and try to do that, think about what makes you think "this story is shit" and avoid that. It's not as impossible as we make ourselves believe.

>>25539757
Am I siring an heir with her in particular, or...?

>>25539772

https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=&sbq=Fall+of+Equestria

>>25539389
How do they harness hay power?

>>25539785
You'll have unfettered access to three princesses. Cadance is out for obvious reasons.

>>25539788
nevermind

>>25539765

What would their favorite team be?

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>>25539805
I can work with that.

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>you will never have a filly sister

Boopin'

>>25539812

Unless they had some sort of tie to one of the teams living in the area of a certain one for instance, I don't think they would have any. Of course in watching it they could learn to enjoy certain teams and hate others.

Bottom line: No idea. They would enjoy the spectacle if all else.

Though I have a feeling that they might be too close to the Yaks in terms of culture or some shit.

>>25539824
There is one Anon out there that keeps trying to push this and I find it mildly amusing.

What if the Wonderbolts and the Royal Guard played hoofball?

>>25539736
They're both pretty horrible

>>25539838
Both would uselessly meander around the field until Celestia and Luna came to play in their place.

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>>25539838
>"You wanna break that one down for the viewers at home, John?"
>'Sure thing, Al!'
>'Ok y-you uh..you got this horse over here an he's-, he's gonna fake it to the receiver on a screen an-, and uh, he's gonna hold onto it on the QB keeper-'
>[incoherent drawing on screen]

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>>25539838
>sweaty shower-room orgy after the game

>>25539836
I think I'm kind of starting to like Nyx.
It's weird. I think I'm going insane.

>>25539865
One of my favourite early-fandom fapfics was the one where Spitfire and Soarin "initiate" pony!Anon into the Wonderbolts in the showers.

>>25539862

Who would score first?

Filly wants to become an alicorn.

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did anybody else notice that moment last episode where Twilight became a lesbian?

>>25539895
Both of them would tie until Twilight showed up and got shit done.

>>25539883
I've read that, i remember it turning gay, extremely quick..
Not that im complaining

>>25539911

Nobody would score? No first downs?

>>25539915
You wouldn't happen to have a link would you? I've lost it to the sands of time. I think it was on Fimfiction. Was it one of Darf's early stories?

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Remember to fatten up your ponies before you eat them this Thanksgiving.

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I spotted Andrew Francis on TV. Mom left the TV on the Hallmark channel and he was in some generic holiday movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5056034/

He's kind of a hunk

>>25539926
No, sorry

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>>25539931
You mean eat them out, right?

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>>25539931
unf

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Razzle Dazzle > I Am Just A Pony

>>25539862

Any tackles? Interceptions?

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>>25539935
>Mom left the TV on the Hallmark channel
You watch TV with your mom?
That's really cute. I'm very jealous you have that relationship

Starlight Glimmer villain song denial.

>>25539935
That gif is so god-damn cute

Twilight Sparkle
Pinkie's butt
Denial

>>25539935

Fagguette

I was surprised at how good he looks in a totally no homo way. Claire has good taste

>>25539938
Found it

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/18634/wonderbolt-training

>>25539943
Get your hands off my ocfu!

>>25539988
>waifuing OCs

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>>25539959
I work overnights and was waiting for the coffee to finish. Mom watches the dumbest things.

It's the little things in life that make you a stable, happy person.

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>>25539988
I don't see your name on her.

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>>25539992
Who in their right mind would do such a thing

Anon being turned into a pony and impregnated by a stallion

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>>25539978
>Claire has good taste
Are we shipping the cast together now?

Because I'm still autistic enough to like this ship

>>25540026
Stop getting impregnated, its getting out of hand

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I wish she hadn't have changed outfits, these heels were sexy

>>25540027

Her dad mentioned how she likes him at a con thing.

She started to spill spaghetti.

It was cute.

>>25540062

Did she get adorkable?

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>>25540046
Every time I look at this pony I get confused and sweaty

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>>25540034
>He doesn't want to be turned into a fertile mare with several colts and fillies running around the house
>He doesn't want to be a griffon with more eggs than a hen house
>He doesn't want to be a diamond dog with little pups sucking on his teats
wow
o
w

>>25540070
You should probably see a doctor

>>25540065

Yeah, she looked down and said "Da-a-d...". While he just smiled.

How old is she again

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>>25540075
Good idea.

>>25539900
animation error

Could you see Spike getting adorkable at a comic book convention?

>>25540102
No.

>>25540062
Oooh. That -is- really cute.

... ...huh, when Sweetie Belle is shipped with a stallion it seems to always be Big Mac.

Are two white unicorns just too boring?

>>25540090
Google says 16. Andrew turned 30 this year

>>25540102
His time with Mina was pretty cute.

>>25540074
It's 2015, for god's sake!

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>>25540110
I liked her. Fuck the haters.

>>25540110

His time with who?

>>25540108

>Are two white unicorns just too boring?

Shining Armor is sadly married Anon.

Its still cute as fuck though

>Sweetie crushing on Shining Armor
>Cadance encouraging it because she thinks it's cute

boop, colored a femsnips
http://i.imgur.com/KKKLqzd.png

it's been awhile since I've done stuff for MLPG

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>>25540145
I dont think they have ever met though

>>25540147
I love it

Never enough Sugars

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>>25540114
John Oliver, please go back to England

>>25540110
>>25540124
I liked Dim Sum better. There's a certain charm to a literal Chinese knock-off which turned out to just be a deviantArt recolor but eh.

Thinking actually, what would you say the odds are going to be that there's an episode where the Royal Couple babysit the CMC to get ready for a kid of their own.

>>25540147
she's cute

thanks sb

>>25540152
Nigga I don't care

>>25540152
The CMC were the flower girls at the wedding.

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>>25540155
I wish we got more Spice though

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Why is Spike so unf-inducing?

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>>25540145
I found exactly 1 image of just SA and Sweetie
it's lewd

this one is close too

https://derpibooru.org/327983

>>25540180
duuuude

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>>25540180

>>25540180
>you will never be a filly and do cute filly things
Gleaming Shield is cute though

BRUTAL PONIES

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Fluttershy is super cute!!

Filly wants to do filly things with you.

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>>25540211
>well...yeah

>>25540211
She seems so innocent, there's got to be a catch here somewhere

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>>25540180
>https://derpibooru.org/327983

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>>25540210

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>>25540219
The catch is that she wants cuddles!

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>>25540219
>catch me anon!

>>25540211
>edit in the tags

why would someone edit out the wings? for what purpose?

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>>25540229
>>25540237

But she's not real

>>25540173

https://derpibooru.org/470936

You tell me.

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>>25540219
No, no catch.

Aside from her never having been in a relationship with someone for her to vent her frustration on.

>>25540114
John please, just because it's 2015 doesn't mean Anon shouldn't become a mare and have his womb full of stallion seed within a day.

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>>25540241
She'll always be real in your heart

I want to fill the womb of every species in equestria with my seed

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>>25540250
>tfw it's all fun and games until anon finds out there isn't a birth control spell
>Then it becomes matrimony

Filly wants to let it go.

>>25540300
Tirek pls.

>>25540147
Wheres the dick?

>>25540300
>>25540309
>you will never be filled and bred by a powerful centaur who towers over you

>>25540309
i am not tirek, I am anon

I'll probably stay with the diamond dog bitch I impregnate though

>>25540323
>worn as his cocksock
>tied beneath his body as he goes about his day
>cock slowly filling your belly up gravid with potent, viscous seed

I just want to turn into a mare a settle down with my husbando.
No kids.

when stallion filled out the survey, he rated your performance as "highly satisfying"

>>25540336
>potent, viscous seed
descriptions of cum are so unf

>>25540336
>gravid
>potent
>viscous
I will never be able to see these words as anything but fetishy adjectives

>>25540168
unf

>>25540360
Just like the word "turgid". If it isn't followed by the word "dick" I'm half thinking they're using the word wrong.

Also this place has ruined the word "chance" for me.

>>25540351
Doesn't he mean satisfactory?

>>25540372
Stallion knows what he said

>>25540347
>No kids
boo
>>25540336
unf

I want to rape Spike.

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>>25540367
>Just like the word "turgid"
that word sounds an awful lot like "turds"
Like, "his turgid cock" makes me think of "his turd covered cock".
unf

>>25540347
yeah, me too

>>25540383
forget breeding man, kids are the worst

>>25540386
I want to buy him a flared chance and watch nature take its course

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poneponeponeponeponeponepone

>>25540398
I don't care what you say, I still want foals
or pups
or hatchlings

You will never be a mare in a pretty dress.

>>25540419
well you can have mine from when I inevitably fuck up my horse birth control

>>25540419
>tfw you will never be a pegasus mother and keep all your foals curled up under your wings as you nap on a cloud

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>>25540417
pone pone pone your pone,
gently down the stream.

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>>25540417

filly wants to get power

>>25540481
Stop filly from licking the electrical sockets.

>>25540481
>Filly trying to steal all your semen
>She breaks into your room with a dixie cup in her mouth and a look of determination on her face

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>>25540501

What if mlpg drawfag reunion?

Please remember that you are bigger than the ponies and that if you are not careful you risk doing serious harm to them.

>>25540533
nah, that's why I got myself shrunk
now all the ponies are big and cuddly and safe

>>25540533
That's why I try to pick them up whenever possible.

>>25540517
For a second there I thought that was a diaper. I feel sorry for the young filly if they ever get a diaper cutiemark.

>>25539301
Twilight Sparkle will send Starlight Glimmer home and be replaced with Moondancer and quit as princess in Season 6.

>>25540542
What sort of a special talent would that even be?

3rd trimester Cadance invites you to take a drink.

>>25540571
you know you shouldn't booze up when you're pregnant, Cadance.
yes I know that's not what she meant.

>>25539220
>show sucks
Maybe that's why they hired her?

>>25540569
Being motherly

>>25540571
What do you think the chances are that we actually get a canon pregnant model out of this? I just don't see how they could NOT do it. Even if the copped out and didn't really discuss it until the birth episode (a la King of the Hill) she'd still have to show up in that episode right? And not just at the end with newborn?

>>25540628
But what would a motherly filly even do?

>>25540648
When she's young she could spend time with expectant mothers to give them a sense of what's coming and what to expect.

Fix the filly.

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Hey guys I was playing games and I thought of you. Is this what you wanted from the store?

>>25540663
I reinstalled filly's drivers, she seems to be working now

>>25540648
Run a daycare
Be a wet nurse
Birth a foal for a stallion couple

>>25540630
Or they'll be lazy bastards and timeskip at the beginning of Season 6.

>>25540630
>I just don't see how they could NOT do it.
They do whatever they want at whatever pacing they want. Just look at MMC, the Meme Episode, CoLM etc.

>>25540648
try and get you to suck on her teats

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>all of mlpg is away for the holidays

seems like you guys are stuck with me
Who is your favorite RWBY?

>>25540686
>>25540665
we know, man

there's four total, are you going to post them all?

>>25540705
Sword-and-board guy from team B.

>>25540719
Jaune is funny

>>25540705
I have no fucking clue what you're talking about

>you go to Equestria
>everypony's an actual horse
>you can't understand them but they understand you for the most part
>they don't seem as intelligent as the ponies on the show
>if it weren't for all the vegetables and oats they eat you'd starve
>Rarity horse just has a bunch of fabric all over the place in her boutique
>the floor in Sugar Cube Corner is coated in a thick layer of baking ingredients
>all the horses gather outside town
>a big stage has been set up
>you have no clue what's going on
>Electronic Dance Music starts playing
>the curtains open
>Coloratura horse comes down the stairs flicking her mane around wildly
>not to any beat, her hair's just flying all over the place
>she walks off stage and into the crowd still flipping her mane around long after the music's stopped
>she just walks off
>the other horses stand around eating grass
>you ask Twilight horse what's going on
>she poops and falls asleep
>you lay down next to her
>she bites your hair affectionately

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>>25540705
Excuse you.
I only watch real anime for little girls

>>25540735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sGiE10zNQM

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>>25540713

Aww damn. I'm late to the show. Sure I'll post them.

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>>25540751

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>>25540739
Time to start carrying around sugar cubes to curry sexual favors

>>25540739
but what about the crystal horse empire?

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>>25540745
get out of here, pleb
there's only room for for one Magical Girl

>>25540739
I wanna go home

Remember to massage the pony regularly to keep her tender.

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>>25540794
Anon stop giving the ponies roofied sugarcubes.

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>>25540808
Sad lesbians is trash

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>>25540794
>she really warmed up to you after feeding her a sugarcube
>seems to be ok with you getting behind her
>she grunts and bucks you in the nuts
>she gallops away while you curl up on the ground

>>25540836
you couldnt make me want this to be a game any harder

How many Pinkie Pie's have you confessed your love to today Anon?

>>25540855
unf?
Rarara ballbusting isn't as big a turnoff as I would think it'd be.

>>25540876
All of them.

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>>25540863
You would want to play a video game for little girls?

RAZZLE DAZZLE

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I fed Pinkie like 50 apples
she said she could eat 100 but I think she's starting to break

>>25541000
Just jam them in the other end.

>Not even the hiatus
>Already this ded

>>25540984
Precure ponies when?

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>>25540984
what is this?

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>>25541017
Now

>>25540819
Censor the wings!

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I AM JUST AN ANIMATOR

I MAKE MISTAKES FROM TIME TO TIME

>>25540751
You're not the only one. These references are all from when the fandom was in it's golden years. Back when /v/ used to actually get mad about ponies

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>>25541013
Now you're thinking with portals!

So is Svengallop the most hate-able pony now?

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>>25541023
Precure

>>25541122
She'd be a good mom.

I'm going to add her to my "ponies that are more motherly than Celestia" list.

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>>25541139

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>skiddlyboppyboo

Why is she so adorable?

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>"come play with us, anon."
>"yes, come play."

Fucking ponies

>there's been a new Monogatari series airing
welp I found my new series after MLP ends

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>>25541139
She just added you to her 'faggots who just won a free trip to the sun' list.

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>>25541182
She know that it's a TV show, so she hams it up for the audience.
She also knows that if the ratings get too low the show will be cancelled and everyones lives will come to and end.

>>25541209
>japtoons

No.

>>25541196
Here we see the mating call of the human in Equestria. Rare in these parts, the human desires nothing more than to find a pony mate. He will even sacrifice food, sleep, and in some cases his own freedom to find one. Let us see if it works for this human.

>>25541218
where do you think we are?

>>25541211
At least then I won't have to look at her old horse face

>>25541182
I want to film that pony and make millions on youtube monetization.

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>>25541216
>and end

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>>25541230
How about a young horse face?

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Imma do it.

>>25541216
>Everything is going to be just fine!

The way Pinkie has been hamming up all her gags lately makes me think she knows the pressure is on too

>>25541248
>Shimmer
>Young

she's like a whole generation older than everyone else

She's just got horse magic that helps her blend in

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>>25541243

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>>25541256

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would you go to one of minuettes famous donut orgies

>>25541216
>Guys don't you think that we should be a little funnier today?
>What? What do you mean Pinkie.
>It's just, you know last time we weren't so funny. And peop-ponies didn't like it.
>...Pinkie you're not making sense.
>Twilight just, just please do something dorky, please.

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>>25541253
>The ponies want to know why there's been less and less fan-animations for them to show up in.
>they can feel their pony levels dropping as less fanart is made.

>>25541218
Monogatari series is so worth it I promise

>>25541284
I'd like more information first.

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>>25541294
>well, at least there's porn

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>>25541275
>cheese

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>25541275
Remember to keep your pony well lubricated with taco grease.
For a shiny and healthy coat.

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why ain't you visiting the smokey mountains

>>25541284
I'd go to one of her ponut orgies.
http://i.imgur.com/YWGwaFl.jpg

>>25541284
Are they laughing at me?

>>25541323
You should draw some Spike suggestiveness.

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>>25541316
Come on Twilight, you know you love it!

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>>25541313
I'm okay with this

>>25541323
because I don't want to sleep with my relatives

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>>25541324
I want to go to a ponut party

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>>25541182
Not sure why, but I decided to fix this.

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>>25541216
Pony has a plan to recapture lost viewers.