>I'm sorry I didn't win, daddy...

>>25516428
That's okay Son. I know you tried your best, and at the end of the day, that's what really matters.

Now, let's go for an ice cream and talk about the cute girls who were checking you out during the game.

You pat Rainbow Dash's head as she leads you down the road, your walking cane pit pattering along the road.

>>25516428

>If you ain't first, you're last

>>25516428
It's okay, you'll get tendies anyway. You've earned plenty of good boy points.

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>>25516428
>>25516451
its most alright Comrade. you did your best, and at the end of the bright times, thats whats most importance.

presently, we leave for the frozen cow milk treat and communicate about the ladies i was watching instead of your game.

>you pat BlueHorse on head as she leads you down the road, your Kalashnikov slung across your back as you take the last drink of your vodka, the bottle dropping and rolling down the road.

>>25516774
general of this please

>>25516790
You don't ask.
It just somehow becomes one on it's own.

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>>25516811
I know but I feel the need to proclaim my thoughts

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>>25516428
Fetch me the belt.
Slackers who don't work hard enough to win don't deserve to sit comfortably on non-spanked rumps.

>>25516428
You'll always be first place in my heart, Rainbow.

>>25516428

"That's quite alright my boy, you can still beat the shit out of him later, I know that always makes you feel better."
>"You really mean that dad?!"
"Of course! And while your doing that I can beat up his dad too!"
>"AWESOME!"
With that she excitedly drags you down the street, showing you the way to the other kids house.

>>25516428

It's okay babe I forgot to show up anyway

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>>25516428
>>25516836
"fetch me leather strap!"
>Ivanon is of demanding to bluehorse
>she sadly obeys returning with Ivanons belt
"Comrades who dont work like mighty bull get their bottoms redder than motherlands flag!"
>"b-but dad!"
"stop of the talking comrade and accept punishment like proud Russian!"
>"but dad im Equestrian!"
>Ivanon bends Bluehorse over quickly slapping her flank with the belt
"say im sorry motherland!"
>Ivanon proceeds to spank a sniffling bluehorse
"say you are proud russian!"
>"I-I im proud russian"
"good now stop of the crying and enjoy vodka like real man."
>"im a gir--"
>Ivanon raises his belt again
>Blue horse quickly grabs the nearest bottle of vodka and begins to chug
"thats my big comrade."

It's okay My Little Dashie.

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>>25516935
You can foalsit my fillies anytime, noble Anon.

>>25516965
i work for vodka and 5.56 rounds.
i have a Kalashnikov to feed

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>>25516428
Don't worry son, we'll get those Jews next time.

>>25516774
>and communicate about the ladies i was watching instead of your game.
kek

>>25517008
Audible laugh

>>25516774
Cosmoline ice cream is delicious

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>>25516428
LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER! ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF? WELL YOU SHOULD BE, 'CAUSE YOU ARE DIRT! YOU MAKE ME SICK, YOU BIG BABY! BABY WANT A BOTTLE? A BIG DIRT BOTTLE?

>>25516428
you lost and are on page ten? god damn you are a failure

>>25516774
russians always know how to lighten up the situation. they're pretty cool people.

>>25516428
What's with all the dad daddy father threads lately?

>>25518389
Pretty sure it's same faggot doing all the nyxposting and spike threads.

>>25518389
What's with all the Sunset Shimmer threads?