"Whatcha think? Not too shabby, huh?"

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>>25514865
Do you even lift?!

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>>25514865
>you will never have a friendly fighting match with applejack

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>>25514951
Jaxblade pls

>>25514865
Those arms are perfect for jerking me off.

>>25514998
>tfw when Applejack will never give you a super fast handjob
>without lube

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>>25515465

>>25515465
"Sorry about pulling your dick off, Anon."

>>25515467
Quit biting my filenames, autist.

>>25515465
More like Applejack will never give you a super fast handjob because she'll punch you in the face the moment you ask

>>25514865
I think I'm in love.

>>25514865
>Inb4 musclejob and Applejack licking up Anon's cum

>>25514865
No, I find strong women off-putting.

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>>25514951
>You will never work on the orchard with your crush Applejack during the summer to get more money and know her more.
>You will never look her at sweaty toned body and her apple bottom jeans that acts as a second skin.
>You will never see ominous clouds with thunder and lightning roll in.
>Applejack will never yell "Hurry grab what ya can and get to barn! We won't have time to get to the house."
>You will never run to the barn with Applejack while the wind is so powerful it knocks apples of the trees.
>Applejack will never wince as she sees this as you two close the door to the barn.
>She will never say "Shucks, Ah haven't seen a storm like this in over a year. It looks like we might need to stay in here all night. What did you get Sugarcube?"
>You will never feel happy to hear her call you sugarcube dispite the circumstances.
>You will never say "I picked up 6 water bottles and a couple baskets full of apples."
>She will never have a sigh of relief and sat "At least we won't starve."
>You and Applejack will never pass the time talking, playing cards, and arm wrestling.
You and Applejack will never become tired and she will never say to you "we may need to huddle up together to keep warm.
>You will never cuddle with Applejack as she says "Ah see your eyes wandering when we were on the field or in school. Not like I mind at all."
>Then she will never whisper to your ear "If you wanted see more you could just ask."
>You will never have a loss of words as she suddenly gets up and take off her clothes right in front of you.
>She will never look at you like this: https://derpiboo.ru/831268?scope=scpe10f9283b087f317f9c01bebec8221de15da000c7
>Then say "What are ya waiting for sugarcube? Ah won't bite unless you want me to."

I'm bad at sex scenes so if anyone wants to continue go right ahead.

>>25514865
Eh, it'd be better if you had hooves.

>>25515465
Why would you need lube for a jerkoff?

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>>25515920
>writing out sex scenes
>not a tasteful fade to black

Disgusting.

>>25516118
First time doing this. Plz no bully.

>>25515920
pic was a turnoff.