something something cute pony
S05E24 - The Mane Attraction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mONREEdNy1E
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3evwhs
Previous thread: >>25509895
Cute ponies?
>>25514381
Cute ponies!
Chances of S6 being the last?
>>25514381
You have said the magic words
yet the question remains
just how cute are we going?
>>25514322
>basically run of the mill and boring crossovers.
You're deluding yourself if you thought pony crossovers were ever anything but this
>>25514381
Pinkie looks great with that palette swap.
FlyingSaucer forcefully beingtransported to equestria and hugging a stallion
>>25514389
Really big, and AKR already confirmed that larson don't work in that season
Seductive ponies
>>25514394
I'm pretty sure most ponies would look great with Zecora's color scheme
>>25514401
No she didn't.
>>25514389
It's a possibility I guess. It would make sense to end the generation with a full length movie.
>>25514390
Maximum
>four stars
What does it mean?
>>25514392
They generally used to include ponies for one
>>25514399
as a stallion.. make it full horse on horse hugging, go all out anon!
>>25514412
That guy really is damn cute when his mouth is closed
>>25514415
Its compass star's and artist unicorns cutie mark
kind of sort of
>>25514416
FS if you can't handle going to Equestria as a human, maybe you'd like to go to Anthro Fetishquestria as a diamond dog with six tits.
>>25514416
>>25514415deepest lore
>>25514443
>¿
>>25514445
>stallion cutie mark appears in the sky
clearly it was a sign of greater things
>>25514381
Fluttershy is the cutest
>>25514443
His name is Hero
for he defeated the candy menace once and for all
>>25514462
>that TwistUnf?
>>25514469
He's taking her home to use her as he sees fit.
>>25514462
Carrot Hero?
>>25514475
>he turns her into his owncute filly candy maker
>>25514481
Perhaps
its also nice to get another carrot horse, there are so few
>>25514496
I wonder if they're related
>>25514392
I for one, having made a bunch of crappy ponified things back in the day, don't really care if that content has decreased.
>>25514485
Aw, I wantto bea cute filly candy maker
>>25514505
Maybe, there are very few carrot horses
Only other one I can immediately remember is the carrot unicorn
>forgetting the marker
>>25514540
>>25514545
fillies make the best dancers
>>25514548
they fear nothing
>>25514541
The marker serves literally no purpose
I'm not explaining this again
>filly
>>25514416
>They generally used to include ponies for one
Run of the mill shitty crossovers with ponies.
>>25514540
I like this filly
>>25514561
I wanna touch those hooves
>>25514566
yes and the "with ponies" part is what was being discussed specifically
specifically anon was complaining about the prevalence of EQG stuff meaning the shitty pony crossovers don't even contain ponies anymore. You missed the entire point of his complaint.
>Today is Go For a Ride Day
>>25514582
HORSES
RIDING
HORSES
>>25514575
No, I got it.
I'm saying pony crossovers were never anything special like all crossover fanart.
>>25514587
and that is totally irrelevant
he is not in it for the story quality he just wants horses, which are now missing
Which is the point
You opinion on the quality of said stories is entirely irrelevant to the point in contention
The fillies are plotting to invade your home and steal all your filly snacks.
>>25514593
horses are simple folk
>Upload a pair of Overwatch pics.
>Someone follows suit and uploads pic related.
That's the spirit, people!
Now if only it were a proper pony.
How would you guys fill out the rest of the Overwatch cast with MLP characters?
Fluttershy is obvious Swiss medic, Rainbow Dash is Tracer like none other but what about the rest?
Twilight would fit that gorilla scientist iff she was slightly more bruisy as it's such a big part of that guy.
>>25514593
I bet I could get a PhD in Equestria
>>25514596
I didn't say anything about story quality.
I'm saying most MLP crossovers are usually run of the mill and shitty pony or not.
>>25514558
it's sacred tradition, anon
>>25514604
You'd be better served using anthro fuckbeast tumblr OC
>>25514558
The locator still needs it. That's why I posted it.
>>25514604
I really don't know enough about that game to say which character fits to which pony.
Though there is some Ninja, isn't there?
>>25514607
Yeah right.
How many friends do you have?
It better be half of Equestria including the entire royal lineage, military officers and so on...
>>25514607
>not already having a PhD in equine sciences
What are you even doing here?
>>25514637
unpaid internship
>>25514629
I totally have a lot of friends...
Have you called your old friends yet?
>>25514609
No one cares that you think something is shitty
He was mad that anthro and humanized EQD is cutting down on the number of actual instances of horse, irrelevant of quality
>>25514619
Yeah, run of the mill "Nothing personal, kid." type IIRC.
Though if you're going with edgelords, there is one as well.
Even transforms into shadow and shit.Speaks a lot about just how utterly generic Sombrero is.
>>25514652
I care that I think something is shitty.
>>25514654
Overwatch's character design is really looking to tick off all the boxes for its diversity. It's the most marking-tokenized thing I've seen Blizz do as of yet and it sickens me
>>25514649
I did a while ago.None of them responded.
>>25514649
>friends
>>25514618
A better waste of your time would be to annoy pineapple until he fixes it.
>>25514672
yes horse
friends
horse friends
Horse best friends?
>>25514663
Character design was never Blizzard's strong part.
Warcraft is all Warhammer, Starcraft is all Alien, Diablo wasn't made by them.
As long as they're fun to use and you can tell who's on the other side of your screen, it's good enough for such a game.
Plus, ponies never really ad any boxes to tick off so it never goes into play when ponifying the lot.
>>25514699
Horse friends of any friendship tier are acceptable
>>25514719
>Marble is presenting
why is she the lewdest sister
>>25514719
How come Maud's the only one that wears clothes?
>>25514719
I love this one.
I want her to do unspeakable things to me.
>>25514719
>that limestone
pfft
>>25514733
Me too
>>25514730
that is the designated oldest sister dress
>>25514730
someone in the family has to be the one with terrible taste
>>25514730
She needs something to hide her enormous boner.
>>25514701
Something about that guy's art style really bothers me
>>25514739
Makes sense. But how are we supposed to know who the youngest is, then?
>>25514743
I think she has excellent taste.
>>25514743
>Cutie Mark is literally a lime and some stones
Bravo DHX. Bravo.
>>25514739
I thought Limestone was the oldest.
>>25514764
DO
NOT
TOUCH
>>25514762
ponies can be very literal creatures
>>25514771125bpm
>>25514770
oh I guess the guy who wrote the episode says that that is the case
she seemed like an angry middle child to me
>>25514762
>qt mark is literally a diamond tiara
>qt mark is literally cupcakes
>qt mark is literally carrot cake
>qt mark is literally apples for multiple poniesSuck my dick. Don't insult my rock waifus cutie mark
>>25514785
>keep touching it
>over and over
>until she snaps andpunishes you
>>25514784
>she seemed like an angry middle child to me
I thought so too at first.
>>25514771
>>25514791
I want Maud to pun-ish me
>>25514808
Geology puns are the best, they're so fucking silly
One could say that theyrock
>>25514785
I'm not talking shit, just find it funny. What is the like even supposed to stand for anyway?She's best pie sister
>>25514814
Maud doesn't seem like a very silly pony at first, but once you get to know her, there's more to her character. There's severallayersto her personality.
>>25514795
>>25514822
I'm personally pretty fed up with herschist
Nyx wants you to know that there will always be someone out there that cares about you.
>>25514832
She's just doing what she can to avoid leading asedimentarylifestyle.
>rock pun time
>>25514822
I think about pursuing her character development further, but I can't decide if I want to or not. It's quite acorundum
>>25514853
>rock puns
RAZZLE DAZZLE
>>25514864
I wonder if they have special flavored rocks for the soup, or if they just find some outside and wash them off
>>25514876
They find some, wash them off, rub them on their taint and swerve.
>>25514864
>rock puns
>>25514864
Limestone is such a cuntIt makes me yearn for her for some reason
Pony said that this thread is the only home she ever known and she curse her luck for the price she pays.
>>25514876
They don't wash them off, that would remove the flavour. Each rock is specifically chosen to add a perfect seasoning to the soup.
Desu.
>>25514856
iktfb
>>25514870
>>25514892
Bless you.
>>25514885
She's just very forward and protective
>>25514895
TURN IT ALL UP
>>25514900
I want her to dominate me
>>25514883
I want the one that Marble prepares
>>25514910
Hands off--she belongs to Big Mac and you know it
GLITTER EYES
BIG SURPRISE
LIGHTS CAMERAS
>>25514921
I just want to eat her rock soup, not have her babies
>>25514905
>>25514927
One thing leads to another
>>25514910
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/11/7/1017748.png
>>25514921
Scratch that, I definitely DO want her babies. But I swear she won't need to pay child support.
anyways here's celestia
>>25514949
where
all I see is Queen Horseytime
>>25514949
>Celestia finally gets to do something in the finale
I've been waiting for this since S1
>>25514389
It really depends. This show is pretty unique in that it's still a glorified commercial for their toy lines. As long as the toy lines continue to be successful, they can justify continuing the show.
>"You, there, in the crowd. Do the Pony Pokey dance!"
>>25514973
>>25514949
My god those eyes
Supaa kawaii, Goat.
>>25514980
I mentioned Celestia?
>>25514973
How close is close? Because how I currently live I have been moving around for a year and just now settling down for a few. I have been making friends, but obviously it takes time for friends to become super close and trusted. I still am in contact with my close friends from highschool if that counts.
>>25514949
Real gud, mang.
>>25514949
You draw such a pretty Celestia.
I don't even like Celestia.
>>25514957
Be patient. You'll see her soon enough.
>>25514985
>>25515001thanks!
>>25514973
Really close = 1
Sort of close = around 300
GIVE ME MORE
>>25515002
>I don't even like Celestia.
>>25515024
Fuck off, Gray Fox.
2 sisters
at once
>>25514973
>>25514973
Just one and we can barely stand to be around one another if we're not drunk or high.
>>25515030
I don't have to respect Celestia.
>>25515039
oh hey, free ice skates!
>>25515037
I don't think you will be able to satisfy any additional pony after Limestone is done with you
>>25514604
Why would we talk about a dead game like Overwatch?
>>25514949
that is a good sunbutt
>>25515043
I just felt a chill go up my spine after I read this post.
>>25514973
>this isn't Celestia asking, so don't worry about it.
love the pony
>>25515071
PUNISH THE PONY
>>25515055
Yeah, Limestone is fucking huge. Not as wide as Maud, but still huge.
>>25514808
>rock puns
>got a request for Rara and Rarara to be in a Rrarararararara attle
>obious typo but decided to look up "attle" anyway
>google it>All I can picture is Maud passing by watching them duke it out on a rock pile and saying there's nothing worth looking into
>>25515071
>>25514949
draw queens, not princesses
>>25515082
she seems pretty tiny to me
>>25515093
Her body is compensating.
>>25515084
Royal Riff is showing up wayyyy more than he ever used to
I think he has finally hit the background horse big time
>>25515102
He's a very cute music pone
I just wish they used more of them regularly
Imagine being one of those hot pony dancers.
Imagine going home to your little filly daughter only to tell her the pony she looked up to so much just fired you so she could take her music in a "new direction"
AJ is a monster.
>>25515102
Comparative, really. He'll never be as memetastic as these guys
>>25515057
>dead game
Yeah what?
>>25515074
with cuddles
>>25515123
She fired her manager because he was an asshole, she didn't fire anyone else
I hope this isn't going to be some kind of recurring shitpost
>>25515060Is it the gravity of your transgressions moving down across your shoulders?
>>25515106
Well they are definitely using him regularly the last half of this season, which is a nice change. He used to be one of the rarest background horses
The band members appear to live in canterlot so it does not surprise me they don't show up very often. Seems most of the music pones live there. We do get tons of Lyra though, and the DJ horse on occasion
Riff lives in ponyville though so its good to see him all over the ponyville background
>>25515141
YES
>>25515123
Getting rid of those gay ass stallions was the best part of the episode
>>25515102
>tfw your favourite background pon won't show up again unless they really dig in for apple pony characters to fill up a scene
it hurts
>>25515151
I'm going to kick your ass.
>>25515090
But I WANT to draw princesses!
Applejack is a very small pony
>>25515152
>your favorite background horse barely shows up at all
My favorite background horse shows up frequently.
>>25515193
It's just a phase -she'll grow out of it.
>>25515152
Yeah thats really the only time they show up sadly.
Though for specific apple horses, watch the train stations. The extended apple family including the oranges, is sometimes used for crowds at the train stations.
my all time favorite apple horses were from one of the flashbacks
so they are either ugly old and withered husks, or DEAD
feels bad man
>>25515199
Say, who's that in the orchestra, centre-left?
>>25515216
>she'll grow out of it.
>>25515228
That doesn't really count
>AJ was always into fine ladies
>>25515228
>photo of the monitor
>its sideways
>>25515242
maybe she's just always specifically been into Raras
>>25515228
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PICTURE
When Twilight says to get there at exactly 12:17 pm on the dot she means fucking 12:17 pm
https://41.media.tumblr.com/58ff620c70d10668f9fe3fd84a8bd90b/tumblr_ny6x74IV701rl8bmco2_1280.jpg
>>25515138
Celestia would probably show more mercy if Dash hadn't cunted around Ponyville and Cloudsdale instead of going to her first
>>25515228
There's a skylight.
>>25515175
What about Kings and Princesses?
>>25515266
*Princes
>>25515238
you would think having now set her as a ponyville resident, she would show up in the background from time to time in the same way the DJ horse does
Maybe she just practices so much shes not really out very often
>>25515266
There's only one king I know of, and he's dead as hell.
>>25515243
It was originally normal, I have no idea why it appeared sideways.
>>25515276
Well technically two, though we never got to see the other one. Princess Platinum was said to be the daughter of the Unicorn King in the hearths warming episode.unless they are one and the same pony
>>25515246
>an innocent maiden
>and a raunchy whore
Fics where?
>>25515294
wh-which one is which?
>>25515276
In the comic universe he's still alive!
They fucked, right?
>>25515299
>>25515291
Also the kings of the lanes, can't forget these guys.
>>25515309I haven't read the comics for a while. There's the stray issue or two that gets me interested, but other than that they've kinda flown under my radar.
>>25515193
Censor the wings!
>>25515319
They were fillies
They probably just kissed and held hooves or something
>>25515320
Rarity please, I'm not a little pony mind reader
>>25515339
well that and did filly things
>GF is ending
>pones gotten kinda stale and i dont even watch it on saturdays right away
>RM a year away or more
life is suffering
>>25515341
>>25515232
>>25515354
>filly thingsL-like what?
>>25515376
we just don't know
>>25515362
RM?
>>25515394
rick and morty
Colt wants to watchDragon Ball Superwith you.
This but with anon and the Pie sisters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRnE25-_zE0
>>25515376
>>25515294
>>25515299
>"I'm home!"
>"3PM. Just in time to go back out."
>"I know. I've got a big dinner date with Summer Soiree."
>"I've got a lot of work to do here, so I'll be up late to let you in."
>"Wonderful. Soiree prefers stallions for company so I won't be able to charm him for any favors."I still don't know which is which.
>>25515392
Are we seeing the Light of her Cutie Mark?
>>25515452
The thing that was made up this season? Yes
imagine having a threesome with minuette and pinkie
how sore would your dick be
>>25515482
Glowing destiny butts is not a new thing
>>25515504
Sore enough to make pinkie satisfied which is in itself impossible.
>>25515504
Wouldn't minuette start laughing at my dick
>>25515175
love that bug
>Ever since I came here from Equestria, I can't seem to ever get enough cock in my holes!
>I'm constantly sucking dicks in class, letting everyone plow me in the hallway between classes, walking around with my face and hair covered in sticky cum!
>It's paradise!
HORSECOOOOOCK
>>25515538
Is that a statement or an imperative?
>>25515522
Nah, she would comment on it and tell you that it would still get the job done.
>>25515522
>Like, yeah, but only because it's so cute! Now stick that thing in me!
>>25515564
yes
>>25515565
why is she cuter than any human woman could ever be
>>25515554
Shut up.
>>25515568
Then I agree.
It it just me or does Minuette have mental issues
>>25515587
It's just you
>>25515587
It's just you
>>25515587
if being a perfect adorable bubbly girl means having mental issues then i want to stick my dick in crazy
also, where does she work?
>>25515246
0/10
worst artwork
>>25515636
>people actually get this assmad about silly comics
>>25515636
>>25515636
The wonky faces in the first panel make that one pretty funny.
Afterwards it gets rather crude and unfunny, especially since Cadance is doing the exact opposite of what she said she wanted to do.
>>25515587
energetic + extroverted + MAGICAL TINY HORSE
= that kind of individual. Shes not the only one, it seems to be one of the standard pony personality types. Every little herd seems to have their own minuette or pinkie pie
Really spread them
>>25515658
Energetic tiny horses are the best
>>25515636
>>25515653
>>25515690
they are
totally
adorable
>>25514701
0/10
Worst explicit artwork ever
>>25515650
Ponies are serious business.
cutechangelings
also someone apparently took the picture I drew and made it move a bit? Not really sure how that all works, but the result looks pretty nice.
>>25515755
Celestia's hair moves all the time. Do you even watch the show?
>>25515658
so you're saying yes she does
>>25515788
I was mostly talking about how they did it, not why they did it.
https://derpiboo.ru/1028023
>>25515755
CELESTIA IS MADE OF GAK
>>25514401
No she didn't. If she did, it'd be all over Equestria Daily.
>>25515755
Don't you just wanna stroke her neck?
>>25514410
I suppose so, but try telling that to The Simpsons.
whelp time to watch this ep finally
>>25514701
derpiboo.ru/1028023
so the shitty YA novels are canon now?
Please don't taste the fillies.
>>25515848
there was some good background horseage in this ep
can't wait for the clean releases
ha ha applejack is an ignorant fuck
oh shit
now what will we call rarity
>>25515926Rarara.
>>25515945
>that outhouse
>>25515926
>>25515929
>Rara x Rarara
>RaraRarara
i want to adopt the comic book one
>>25515955
ooh la la
want your bad romance
https://derpiboo.ru/1026467
I'm unfing
>>25515958
those two counselors look like they have plans after lights out
The fillies are experimenting again.
>>25515972
That's lewd
>>25515972
like planning the games and activities for tomorrow?
>>25515970
>>25515889
Applejack doesn't keep up with the latest memes and they're memeshaming her
"equestria my home" should be the theme song
or the national anthem
>>25515958
>tfw you will never go camping in your youth
Being a city dweller is suffering.
>>25515873
What I want to know is where's the cave pony
>>25516023
>>25516037
where is she going?
>>25515983
I hope they'll follow proper lab protocol this time
>>25515987
horses are somewhat lewd creatures anon
its all in good fun
>>25516053
disney
>>25516053Disney.
>>25515836
I want to love her.
Just, love her. Not sexually, but lovingly.
>>25516068
The guy on the right reminds me of the pink and white dragon from Dragon Quest.
I don't like it.
>>25516064
>>25516069
damn you disney
also her eyebrow game is on point
>>25516094
he looks like a pony version of fizzle
i think pinkie is latina
either that or a latinophile
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2015/11/21/Doctors-use-virtual-reality-imaging-to-treat-blocked-coronary-artery/3191448150485/
What if Celestia was evil?
>>25516037
It was better than Nicole Oliver's shitty tribute song
pony is quacking
>>25516068
the cheek kiss stamp thing is adorable
>>25516166
HOOFSIES
>>25516166
IS THAT A KISS ON BONBON'S CHEEKS
>>25516155
They will do this in the finale, anon. Twilight is going to a world where everyone hates her. What a fucking shame since Celestia never had ONE good episode for herself and she was getting wreak to shit in the comic.
>>25516177
Yes, Rara had sloppy lesbian makeouts with Bonbon
OY VEY
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svengali
Svengali (/svɛŋˈɡɑːli/) is a fictional character in George du Maurier's 1895 novel Trilby. Svengali is a Jew of Eastern European origins, who seduces, dominates and exploits Trilby, a young English girl, and makes her into a famous singer.
>>25516195
Good job, you posted it for the fifth time.
>>25516180
>Twilight travels back in time to/mlp/ circa 2013
>>25516237
SHE IS SHRINKING!
>>25516237
There's another white unicorn who's younger that has a schoolgirl-crush on Sweetie Belle. She dresses up like her and even dyes her main to see if Sweetie will notice.
>>25516255
I like >>25516241 better
>>25516262
okay
>>25516129
>he doesn't get the reference
*facepalm*
>>25516255
>dressing up to look like your crush
genius
>>25516284
>not dressing up as an apple
>>25516298
apples aren't the solution to everything, aj
Five nights at Ponka's
>>25516315
Sure they ain't!
>>25516195
>bullying Pinkie
that pony is on the list
Ooh, you touch my rarara
mmm, my pink pink ponk
Your pony is showing.
>>25516156
what?
>>25516340
FINALLY
>>25516338
>using memory projection
>don't think about underwear
>don't think about underwear
>don't think about underwear
how does ponyano work
the pattern of black and white keys is different, and the keys themselves are huge
>>25516338
>>25516359
yeah, actually
This isn't an objective projection at all. It's all coming from Twilight, so couldn't she spin the video any way she wants?
>>25516359
I suppose the spell only projects what you specifically recorded with it, and not whatever you think of right now.
Otherwise that would be way too risky to use.God can you imagine how horrible that could end?
>"Eh heh heh w-what do you mean you're only 8 inches?"
is that a carrot top recolor
>>25516377
I said eighty.
>>25516374
A princess would never lie
>>25516377
shrinkage, twilight
>>25516387
that is one of a bunch of daisy clones
there are tons of them
>>25516419
>>25516338
http://i.imgur.com/ksMV0Io.jpg
do you like her?
>>25516440
I know, Celestia, I know...
press x to pony
>>25516474
bretty cute
I want to see what she looks like out of costume though
to make a final call
>>25516474
Yes.It's a shame that she will most likely never appear again
>>25516486
this is what flyingsaucer says to all his coworkers, too
>>25516474
She's ok.
>>25515749
YES
>>25516474
i want a coloratura plushie with plush piano
DON'T YOU GUYS SEE? MOST OF THE PONIES ARE NAKED!!
>>25516375
>in a universe where he doesn't wear the full suit, the video focuses on and gradually zooms in on his nuts
>his plump, bulging horsenuts
>>25516544
Its great, isn't it?
>>25516492
We've had a lot of recurring side characters lately. She probably won't be gone forever.
>>25516544
That reminds me, does Rarity wear clothes more often than her friends? It'd seem like she'd be the least inclined to be naked given she makes dresses for a living
Getting tingles from every song. Damn you Ingram.
>>25516377
Look, I didn't come here for your judgment. Can you give me a humongous horsecock or not?
have they been shipped yet
>>25516570
She was voiced by a guest star though, which makes it less likely that she appears again because they can't just ask Tabs to do the lines
>>25516627
Dicklord was voiced by a guest star too,
wasn't he?
>>25516625
they should arrive in the mail in the next 3-5 business days
>>25516638
Yeah, but DeLancie was just sitting around at that time with no real job anyway, wasn't he?
>>25516625
I mean, they were shipped by the actual show
>>25516657
See through clothes on ponies are so sexy.
>>25516657
That dress is really risky - first it draws attention to that area just by being there, then you realize that it doesn't actually cover anything.
>>25516657
Post the one with fillyjack reacting to her butt
>>25516664
I think it's fantastic.
>>25516664
Cosplay when?
>>25516664
I hate to be that guy, but I think the term you're looking for there is "risqué"
>>25516686
Oh, alright. One of the translation of "risky" would fit in that context in my native tongue so I assume it does in English, too.
Learn something new every day.
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>>25516664
Its not supposed to
if it did you wouldn't be able to see her cutie mark
Probably the actual in universe reason that pony clothing almost never involved the hindquarters
and the few types that do, like gala dresses, are usually festooned with representations of the cutie mark
>>25516700
What was up with her cutie mark glowing whenever she sang anyway? That didn't seem like something a cutie mark usually does.An indicator like cutie marks would be really neat. I guess uniforms are the only thing we have that is getting close to it.
>tfw no Vinyl Scratch
>>25516709
>>>/trash/
>>25516696
HUGE HUMANS
>>25516706
the glow thing seems to happen when a pony has a cutie mark related epiphany.
This is the cutie mark season so we have been seeing a whole lot of stuff related to the butt stamps
>>25516770
>be a spy pony
>your special talent is hiding in plain sight, yet not be detected
>you have been standing here for 12 hours
>finally your target enters the room
>they don't realize a thing
>"Aw shit, I am so great at this"
>suddenly you can feel your ass tingling
>>25516784
>Lyra constantly wonders what's up with Bon Bon's ass
>>25516784
I think the pony is safe
a musical number may also be required to trigger the glow in normal ponies
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-sacredsanity
fug
The horses have suddenly burst into your house and seem to be looking for something
What is it you are hiding, MLPG?
>>25516830
>2011
>not being a pony-broodmare princess
>>25516709
holy shit unf
>>25516837
>What is it you are hiding, MLPG?
My true feelings.
>>25516837
Sugar Belle virginity.
https://derpiboo.ru/1028102
>>25516809
how did lyra deal with bon bon's weird shenanigans before she learned she was a secret agent
did she think it was normal for ponies to just suddenly rappel out windows or talk into their wristwatches
Who is the smartest male character?
>>25516837
i just shot both ponies through the heart
sorry, this is america and you can't just burst into someone's home
i'm legally obligated to murder anyone who enters my home
>>25516901
Lyra just went along with it because she's super bubbly and thought Bon Bon was just having fun and taking a break from grumpy.
>>25516931
>anon pulls a nerf gun on the ponies and lets loose
>rainbows splatter against the walls from the exit wounds
>>25516931
you say all that like it's a bad thing
>>25516931
Feels good, man.
>>25516943
i want an episode all about bon bon and lyra's super weird home life
>>25516931
anyone who enters your home without permission, right?
>>25516931
but anon
you were a guest of equestria
they gave you your own house and everything
and you just murdered two Equestrian citizens that happened to be afflicted with poor judgement
I'm going to shoot all the ponies and nothing can stop me
>>25516992
no
>>25517000
anything within shooting range of an american citizen is american territory
now who wants pony sausages
>>25516906
Svengallop.
>>25516975
which is probably even weirder now that Lyra knows about theSECRET IDENTITY
>>25516975
I want a fanfic about their super weird love life
razzle dazzle
>>25517027
now lyra will want to go along on all the secret missions
A good pony with a gun is the only thing that can stop a bad Anon with a gun.
>>25517027
IT DOESN'T AFFECT THEIR HORSE LESBIAN SEX
>>25517050
i just changed the word "gun" to "penis" in my mind
>>25517042
Well according to Bon Bon the organization was disbanded so she probably doesn't go on them anymore
she just KNOWS things
>>25517061
i still can't see "rara" and not think of her
there can only be ra
look what i got
http://imgur.com/a/bQXv7
>>25517112
Wow, it's fucking shit
>>25517112
Alright
>>25517117
rude
Rara rarara rara rarara
>>25517112
Hey it's attack of the sameface. Again.
>>25517152
Uh
Is there a reason why two variations of the same picture shouldn't have the same face?
They have the same body, too.
S5E26
Act III, Scene 5
Setting: An ancient Canterlot courtroom, empty. Twilight in full princess regalia sits in the judges chair.
Enter: Starlight Glimmer in chains escorted by two guards. In silence they bring her in front of Princess Twilight.
Twilight: "Guards, you are dismissed." (her words echo in the chamber)
The guards leave. Starlight and Twilight stare each other down alone in the massive room. Victor and loser. Starlight clearly knows that for the first time in years she does not have the upper hand in the situation. She is a defeated villain who awaits her fate.
Twilight: "The defendant is not allowed to question the legitimacy of this tribunal. The defendant's right to council is revoked. The defendant's presumption of innocence is revoked. Decisions of this tribunal are binding and final. Does the defendant understand?"
The two ponies lock eyes. But no words.
>>25517172
Twilight: "Starlight Glimmer. You are charged with Treason, Ponynapping, and Crimes Against Ponykind. How do you plead?"
Starlight says nothing. Her only reply is a face of pure hatred directed at the princess.
Twilight: "This tribunal will take your silence as guilty plea."
Twilight scratches a few notes. Even a secret trial needs a record.
Twilight: "Starlight Glimmer. You have been found guilty of Treason, Ponynapping, and Crimes Against Ponykind. Do you have any words before sentencing?"
Starlight breathes deep, takes a moment to collect her many thoughts. How does one prepare to speak what may be their final words?
Starlight: "What I did, I was forced to do by a society that rejected me. You turned away from me so I turned away from you. I built a place where everyone was equal, where everyone was welcome. Put me away, end my life. But know that I did no wrong and I feel no remorse. Time will prove me right. You can silence m-"
Twilight (interrupting): "The defendants remarks are noted."
Terror fills Starlight's face. She knows this is it.
Twilight: "Starlight Glimmer. For your crimes I sentence you to life imprisonment in the Canterlot dungeons. You shall stay there until you drop. Perhaps in time you will learn that what you did was wrong. Guards!"
The guards enter. The take the now terrified and panicking Starlight away. The mighty doors shut on the chamber. Alone; Twilight collapses, emotionally and physically exhausted. She's sobbing.
Twilight: "This isn't what being a princess is supposed to be."
FADE TO BLACK
>>25517168
You know very well that artist uses the sameface on every single character. Well tipped, though.
>>25517168
I'm pretty sure he meant that she looks like a shitty generic anime character
>>25517102
the one who raises the sun?
>>25517186
Act III Scene 6
(Outside of the courtroom at night)
(Enter Twily and Glimmy)
Twily: Oh god Glimmer I'm so fucking in love with you.
Glimmy: Me too, my princess
Twily: Let's have sex right here, for the whole world to see!
Glimmy: Okay!
(For the next half hour Twily and Glimmy fuck right on the streets and gather a crowd of bystanders around them)
FADE TO BLACK
(Ra)^2 > (Ra)^3
>>25517219
>That is a false god.
Pssst anon... Let me touch the pony.
>>25517112
>>25514703
>Starcraft is all Alien
starcraft is all 40k
ded
>>25517277
Nah. Protoss inherit the concept of dead warrior preservance, magic and excessive teleportation, Hivemind is Overmind and Marines are the Rogue Trader era SMs but that's where the similarities end.
Plus, I was mainly pointing to the design side of things and that holds up even moreso.
Things like the BW intro are practically directy lifted out of Starship Troopers, as are some parts of the outros.
What would your family have to do to make you not want to be around them anymore?
am I banned
STRONG FILLY
>>25517397
Post nonpony trash in MLPG
>>25517381
>where's our air support?!
>>25517421
If you pick up strong filly while she picks up something super heavy, will you become a strong filly too?
>>25517456
No you will just cause a HORSE DISASTER
>>25517473
Awww shoot, I should have thought before I tried to pick up that strong filly
>>25517397
say that celestia isn't the best princess
>>25517427
You mean like this?
>>25517421
so cute
>>25517495
I hear you on that
Praise the Sun
Nyx just crashed through your window and asked if someone said hugs.
>>25517524
After all, it's not pony.
>>25517534
Can't Nyx see that I've got my dick in my hand?
>>25517532
crystalestia is an especially pretty celestia
>tfw she never brought the dog in
Next week is the season finale.
Then who knows how long of a hiatus.
Then the movie.
Then after that it's an unknown.
I'm afraid.
>>25517603
My god, she looks like the bubblegum... you know that gum where the wrappers were fucking tattoos?
I imagine that's what her mouth tastes like all the time probably
>>25517603
that's adorable
celestia is the prettiest no matter what form she is in
>>25517606
Source? The name makes it seem like it could be relevant to my interests.
>>25517606
This looks like a cute picture. Is she at the dentist?
>>25517606
WhyDoMenHaveNipples AKA Nips AKA McSweezy
>>25517619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrhxAidI08
>>25516371
She wasn't even moving her hooves in tune with the music. They don't work
>>25517631
Lamialestia is the prettiest form she has, though.
Also the most cuddly.
>>25517664
But... one all important question remains with this so-called superior form...what's she got downstairs?
When is someone going to draw Rara strung out in an alley surrounded by used condoms with a hypodermic in her arm?
And then crawling into her chariot thing without panties on.
>>25517112
I used to like this artist, but then I realized that he can't draw naked people for shit. Also sameface.
>>25517689
She has snake bits.
That she wants you to warm up from the inside.
>>25517664
>>25517689
Well now I have to go to /d/ and hope that one lamia comic is still up.
>>25517061
Why is she so beautiful?
>>25517695
>without panties on
that seems pretty normal for ponies
>>25517695
Nah, not like that.
I want to see a bunch of used condoms strung up in a line and all of her backup dancers passed out on various pieces of abstract art, like she just fucked them all as part of the show. Also, she should have a fresh female condom in while presenting to the camera.
>>25517703
>pictures of suggestively shaped warm water bottles.png
What's the nick Rose had on DBooru?
Some guy just attributed one of her drawings to Xieril since his post about it is the first thing Google spits out at you.
>>25516341
Celestia's Shit Sallad from MMC.
Nicole Oliver is Celestia's VA
>>25517710
Because she is a pure maiden who didn't have to blow her manager to get where she is today...
Right?
>>25517723
>a fresh female condom
A whuh?
>>25517752
>He doesn't know about women having condoms for their penises.
VIRGIN ALERT.
>>25517664
>become a snake horse
>forsake the horse butt
This is a sacrifice I could never make
>>25517752
http://imgur.com/jwIj0Dx
It's like a condom... for girls!Which apparently have almost no artwork
>>25517760
How would that be different from a regular condom..
>>25517779
I was expecting the anti rape condom.
I am disappointed.
>>25517742
I think Rose is DNP on derpibooru.
She would have been tagged briskby i think.
>>25517790
Well, if you're into getting extremely painful barbs jammed into your penis that need to be surgically removed... I mean, I'm sure a girl would wear one for you if you really, really wanted.
>>25517779
...So do the like, use a probe to shove that in?
Why bother when you can just put a condom on the dick?
>>25517779
why is there a bandage on her butthole
did she hurt it
>>25517813
The poor pony saw something on her tumblr and is a little butthurt.
>>25517813
shes just a bit butthurt
>>25517769
I like to imagine it as the horse having lots and lots of butt to touch!
>>25517820
>>25517823
>>25517812
Typically fingers, but there is a nice advantage to it; it's ready to go immediately and doesn't require an erection. She can pop it in and be ready at the drop of her panties. Good for spontaneous sex?
>>25517835
>Good for spontaneous sex?
Isn't that called rape?
>>25517795
Except that tag is completely empty.
Thanks, anyway.
Hopefully he'll figure something out.
>>25517827
I like to think that Rarity being half snek would make her panic simply because she would have to redo all of her dresses.
>>25517845
Hey, if you're worried about getting raped by a girl, you just gotta stay away when they announce the mares are going into heat.
>>25517863
Or just yell out randomly that you have a boyfriend.
Also that is your puse, and kick them in the teets and RUN.
What a completely mediocre, forgettable episode.
>>25517876
>tell mare you have a boyfriend
>she asks if you want to make it a threesome or if she can watch
>still has you pinned against a wall
>teat kick
>she falls over, and as you're running away, you hear her say only one thing
>unf
>>25517884
If you didn't like that episode you're an AKR hating racist bigot
>>25517112
SAME FACE EVERY TIME. I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT
>>25517901
It honestly felt like it was just an excuse to make pony-themed music videos for those 2 songs. With some random shit thrown in around them.
>>25517849
>Except that tag is completely empty.
I meant Rose is "do not post."
All the artwork's been removed, but "Briskby" would have been the artist tag.
>>25517884
I want to go back to S1 or earlier and just be a pony
>>25517931
Yeah Ingram is more worried about churning out teen pop music than anything, but I still think it was a nice episode and Applejack was down to earth
>a whole drawfriend post full of RaRa
HERE'S DERPY
If you were to go to Equestria and be given a brand new form that had Discord's powers without his history, what would you do with it?
>>25518014
AWWW YEAH
>>25517949
Oh, right, completely forgot Depibooru has those.
She kind of brought this upon herself (since the deleted art meant the guy had no idea whose pic he's coloring thus couldn't ask for permission and so on...).
But that's up to them and the DB mods to resolve, I'm just saving Xieril some work.
>>25517969
>and Applejack was down to earth
When is she not?
>>25518018
FUTA MEGADICKS FOR EVERYONE!
I put some of those explosive blue ink packs on the fillies, so if any Anon tries to pet them, we'll know.
>>25518018
Lay low. But also use my powers in a not so obvious way to have an easy life.
Then slowly get tempted to use them for more and more significant things.
After centuries, I would finally flip and go full Discord on their asses until they turn me into stone.
>>25518048
The fillies all detonated each other during a game of tag
>>25518029
Yeah bad tagging, unsourced art, etc are just consequences of boorus I guess.
Such is life.
>>25518018
Turn myself into a pretty pegasus mare and secretly grant kink related wishes on the down-low
>>25517949
Wait, why is Rose DNP?
>>25518056
I'd probably do something similar, honestly. There's no way I'd let those god-powers just sit around and do nothing.
What I'd do is offer a 'service' to ponies in which I do some wish granting, but it would sometimes backfire in a hilarious, unexpected way. I get to be the 'careful what you wish for' moral, but I think later I'd just go full retard and start altering the world into something I found more entertaining.
I mean, that'd be after a few thousand years, probably, but yeah. Maybe try to lay some moves on Celestia and Luna t least once.
>>25518042
>Mane 6 eventually hold you down and futa rape the shit out of you
>get trapped in stone covered in futa mare cum
>your 'dicking around' eventually gets reverted because ponies like having their vaginas more
Uhm guys??!! Does like Cadence have any friends besides Twilight and the gang? When she came in the two parter did she literally have no friends at all? That seems so weird you know.
She's like perfect, really polite and beautiful, there's NO reason for why she shouldn't have friends. Sure, she's the princess of love, but she shouldn't have totally missed out on friendship? ...
Obviously she came to ponyville with a clean slate, where nobody knew how fucked up she was.
So /mlp/ what was Cadences big secret that no one wanted to associate with her because of?
>>25518105
>Maybe try to lay some moves on Celestia and Luna t least once.
>they give you THAT look
>Anon literally bursts into spaghetti
>>25518127
Her original bridesmaids were probably her friends, Anon.
>>25518112
>a thousand years later, your cum-shell weakens and you're released
>Celestia looks at her tremendous morning wood with a "not this shit again"
>>25518129
If things started getting dumb, I would totally allow my pockets to start ejecting high pressure spaghetti noodles + sauce
It would be a fucking mess
>>25518144
That's only if there's alfredo sauce, Anon.
And if the mess started fucking itself.
>>25518105
>not granting wishes in a way that actually gives them what they want in order to create a harem of happily enhanced cuddlebuddies
>>25518154
Would I get bonus points for making a Spaghettilestia that I started getting lewd with in front of Her Highness? Or would my pockets start making alarm noises before I rocketed off into the atmosphere to escape?
>>25518168
Maybe... maybe you could do something like a 'tithing' service, so if they give you something you want, like putting a collar on them that allows you to summon them for cuddling, then you give them exactly what they wanted without any tricks.
Otherwise, it's up to how you're feeling that day. Might be a good service, no?
>>25518144
>"This is what they call an awkward felling..."
>"... Anon, why is there pasta slowly creeping out of your pants?"
>Anon bends his knees slightly, his face contorting
>the pasta starts to spill out with increased speed
>"And this is a super awkward feeling"
>"Anon please, someone will have to clean this mess up, think of the poor maids."
>"And this... is to go even further beyooooond!"
>Miles away, Twilight takes a look out of her window after hearing a shout from Canterlot's direction
>the royal castle is ejecting jets of spaghetti from all openings, shooting it hundreds of meter into the sky
>>25518018
Start shitting out a bunch of random magical devices that are leagues beyond what the horses already have. Initially give them to Celestia/Luna/Powerful unicorns and the like but know that eventually they'll fall into the wrong hands.
>>25518175
There would probably be a rather loud alarm screeching about hitting the spaghetti threshold, a few sirens going off, and then you'd end up the epicenter of spaghetti rocketing from the pockets.
Isaac, where's the new thread?Hope he's okay.
Two threads' worth not done by him is kind of unusual.
>>25518093
IIRC, she requested it.
I don't think other people can DNP you anyway actually...
Don't know why she requested it though.
>>25518198
This... this would be perfect.
>Far in the distance, Twilight hears somebody yelling for almost 10 minutes straight as the castle continues to blast noodles and sauce into the entirety of Canterlot
>A large explosion is followed by a being floating in the air high above the castle, his hair flowing like long, cooked spaghetti. His garlicky aura is visible from space.
>>25518235
>far away, in a desolate wasteland, Tirek takes a look in the sky, decides that he'd rather not play any role in this shit and turns around to go back into his cell in Tartarus
>>25518222
Yeah, she would have to have had requested it herself. I know Ross "Ultrahand" Irving requested himself be DNP because he didn't want his identity as Ross Irving to be associated with fat fetishry. Which is silly because we all know that the names Ross Irving and Ultrahand are indeed associated with morbid obesity.
Once more time for the search index overlords: Ross Irving Ultrahand obesity fetish
I love Princess Cadence