You can choose to get a free $100 gift card to burger king or

The food, duh.

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>>25500994

>>25500985
I'm not a burger, so I think the answer is clear. The real question is will it be consensual?

>>25500985
I choose to watch the $100 Burger King gift card have sex with Twilight Sparkle.

>>25500985
>burger king
I'd rather have none

I dont want a Burger King

>>25501001
Thanks, non-American! I'm not sharing, though.

>Get burgers
>Fuck burgers

It's the only winning move desu.

>>25500985
So I can either have sex with a pony, or get a gift card for the worst fucking burger joint in the world.

Yeah, I'll take the pony please.

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>>25500985
Pone.

>>25501020
>Get burgers
>Fuck burgers
As long as it's not a Greggs pasty...

>>25500985
Damn this is a tough one I really like burger king but I also like twilight. But of the two I might honestly go with the gift card

>>25501003
Wat

>>25500985
I was going to pick TS, but burger king is too good to pass up.

>>25501080
Besides that, they come with those paper crowns in the kid's meals, definitely going with burger king.

>>25501089
This desu senpai

>>25500985
Dude, thats free food man. As much as I like Twilight Sparkle I'm going to have to go with the gift card.

>>25500985
>sex for 2-3 minutes
>at least 10 comfy meals

the choice is obvious

>>25501131
I know right? Fuck Twilight Sparkle, I'd rather have the free burger king.

>>25501149
You mean, don't fuck Twlight Sparkle

>>25501003
This is the only real answer

>>25500985
>Twilight Sparkle, I will give you this $100 gift card to burger king if you have sex with me

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>>25500985
>Alicorn Sparkle
Give me the BK card, that A1 burger is fucking bomb.

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>>25500985
>Explosive diarrhea or sex with hoers

I would gladly pay $100 for the guarantee that I never have to eat American fast food ever again. Now where's my Pony Princess Pussy?

Give the card to twilight so she wants to have sex with me.

>>25500985
I can make a better burger myself at home, but on the other hand, Twilight Sparkle turns me off.

So, neither.

>>25500985
Fuck her.

Have child.

Tell her it's human culture for the man to be forced to support the child growing up. (wait...that's already true...)

Live in Equestria.

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>>25500985
Fuck Twilight and then eat the burger crumbs falling from her gaping maw.

win-win nigga

>>25501160
Hah

>>25500985
>buy burger
>feed Twilight
>she repays you with sex
>still get own burger

>>25504368
Are you implying my waifu is a whore who would sleep with a man for a burger??

>>25504442
I'm implying your waifu a fat

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>>25504442
>>25504460

I don't know how many chicken fries that is, but I bet it's a lot

>>25500985
>rape twalot
>tear off wings, horn, all appendages
>gain purple pony cocksock

>>25500985
>Twilicorn

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>>25503204
This is the best option.