>....Why do you have a plush version of me?

>>25496481
for cuddles

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>>25496481
Because you never want to hug me

>>25496481
Remember when you said "take it picture, it'll last longer?"

Yeah. It didn't last long.

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>>25496481
Because you won't get off your high horse and hug me.

>>25496481

Because it'll never sprout wings and fly away from me.

>>25496481
I hug it sometimes.

>>25496481
She's fun to snuggle with

>>25496481
Why does the fact that I have a plush of you offend you?

>>25496481
Why don't you have a plush version of me?

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>>25496793
They don't make plushies of things that are "larger than life".

>>25496481
why do you have a plush version of me?

>>25496481
A plushie is nothing compared of the thousands of porn pics about you and nearly all equestria...wanna see it?

>>25496481
Why don't you have a plush version of me?

I also have plushies of all your friends. They are for hugging

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>>25497064
>tfw you visit your waifus room and find a plush of another human

It's a voodoo doll.

...*boop*.

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>>25496481
Because you're cute.

>>25496481
I don't fucking know
why the fuck are you so mad?
you Nigger Horse Bitch?

>>25496481


So my Dashie plushie doesn't get lonely, duh...

Because i clop to u everyday :D

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>>25496481

>>25496481
Why does Spike have a plush version of Rarity?

>>25496793
>>25496916
>>25497064
>You will never have an Anon plushie to cuddle with

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Because they sell well

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>>25498122

>>25498122
Damn son
>>25498140
>cuddly as fuck
>superior horse genitals
>small, pet sized
>likeable personality
>good values
>great friends
>free from humanity's shit
>most are marriage material
>don't need to spend a lot of money with
Why are ponies so perfect?

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>>25498155

>>25498155
Shit, dubs confirm ponies to be perfect

>>25498174
dubs confirm spikes best pone

>>25498200
God dammit Anon, stop

>>25498209

no

>>25498223
Kek

>>25498209
go rub his feet

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>>25496481
Because sticking my dick inside of this sack of dry polyester fibers feels a thousand times better than your vagina.

I mean, damn bitch, how'd you even get dried up scabs on the inside like that?