>What do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas, Anon?

>>25496428
Bitches and money

>>25496428
happiness

>>25496428
I think I have pretty much everything I want that isn't so unreasonable as to make a Christmas gift. Thanks, though, Santa Shimmer. A couple of gift cards or just some quiet time with family is good enough for me.

>>25496428
santa doesn't exist

>>25496428
some shoes for mommy.

>>25496428
...YOU....

>>25496428
All LEGO Dimensions thing

>>25496732
you are sick anon, fuck that song, its evil

>>25496474
He's real I tell you! He used to bring me presents

>>25496428
Someone that will love me.

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>>25496428
a bowl of eggs

>>25496428
"Pfft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Sorry, sorry, can you ask me that again when your hair doesn't look like an edgy christmas character."

>>25496474
you doesn't exist

>>25496428
Dragon dildos

>>25497241
Santa's Waifu doesn't exist

>>25497248
>"Why would you need dildos?"
"They aren't for me"
.

>>25496474
You liar.

>>25496428
Some love

>>25496428
A blowjob.
For someone to lick my candy cane.
To give you a white Christmas
To give you a surprise present.
To have you and my dick under a mistletoe.
....
and I'm out of Christmas sex puns.

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The sweet release of death

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Something to keep me up so I can not fall off the ride.

>>25497010
You beat me to it.

>>25496428
Nothing, thanks. I don't celebrate Christmas.

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>>25496428
MY ASS

>>25496428
A gun so I don't have to live in a world where people post this shit

A Portal gun. (Anything goes style)

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>>25497454

>>25496428
Happiness, I lost mine a long time ago.

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>>25496474

not in front of the Crusaders, Anon

>>25496428
shit tons of money.

>>25498955
Loads ah money

>>25496428
This is strangely appealing, I want more

>>25496428
a girlfriend

Immediate rebirth as a foal in Equestria

>>25499003

>>25496428
Dark elf pussy.

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>>25496428
a job

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>>25496428
A new begginings for Europe
>A winter from the days of old, A new happening for nature to choose the finest people on Earth, to let Civilisation start all over again.
Thanks Winter-Chan!

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>>25496428
I'd like my girlfriend (pic related) to materialize in front of me. Nothing too fancy

>>25496428
Peace on Earth, you fucksticks.

>>25496428
A Red Ryder BB gun.

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>>25496428
A princess

A ride to Equestria and stay there. Or a life size Pinkie/Princess Luna/Trixie plush is fine too.

>>25496428
Purpose

>>25497351
CRAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!

>>25497032
oh whats evil about a little poor boy buying some nice shoes for his sweet sick mother?

I want repeating digits for Christmas.

>>25505919
here you go

>>25496428
Your pussy

>>25496428
A pony related tie to hang myself! How 'bout you?

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>>25496428
IDK, have a screen cap.

>>25496428
A friend...

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I want one thing.
I want to put my gun down once, and not worry about it jarring back up to my head.
I want to feel like someone cared for another generic being who wanted to be better. I want someone to yank me out of my deep hell and tell me it'll be alright for once.
I want to live a life worth living, and I want to not hear the hammer threaten to drop to the firing pin every time I close my eyes to think.
I want a real friend who'll stay by my side like I would there's, and to dedicate my existence to defending and helping.
I want to have a reason to be around.
I want to live with purpose.

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>>25496428
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/630920

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>>25507150
P-Please no, Anon! I don't wanna do it!

A pill form of the cure for diabetes type 1. I want to be having a normal life again, where I don't have to inject insulin into my body at least 4 times a day

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>>25507952

>>25496428
You

bemp

>>25496428
A Turbo Man action figure. And a chance to get with Rarity under the mistletoe.

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>>25496428
>rape

A fully functional Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger II Ausf. B heavy tank.

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Dinkleburg's corpse

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>>25496428
A time / space / dimension travelling device that only I can operate (but I can take other people with me) and is indestructible and has infinite uses and can go to parallel universes, including ones that are made up / are fictional. Think of that one remote from Family Guy. Then add a tiny laser gun (again only I can operate) to ward off criminal scum and a hypnosis machine, and I could live happily.

It could get me to Equestria and back to show the pones cool shit on Earth and then to the future to DESTROY US ALL and then to the past to kill Hitler because he killed Hitler and to space to meet ayyliens.

But mostly Equestria. Fuck this gay Earth.
>pic related

Oh, and the elixir of immortality. Mostly since I could choose to stop taking that when life goes extinct or the heat death of the universe happens or the agony of seeing everyone I know die becomes unbearable. Still, a crazy lifespan would be kickass.

Hah hah... if only.

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>>25496428
You know what I want for Christmas. Pictures. Pictures of Spider-man!

>>25506896
Pst, hey anon, you wanna hang out?
I have low friend standards and we already have a few things in common.

kik meunsterchease

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>>25496428
a savior

>>25511695

If its only one thing

More asnyip and spaghetti adventures

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>>25497099
What is this? A meme for ants?

A friend. If I'm going to make one new friend this year, It's going to be on christmas!

>>25511684
Anon.
My phone isn't a kik phone. It isn't compatible with half the apps because I got an actual useful HTC instead of some new junk.

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>>25496428
Rest

I want to rest, that's all I really want

>>25507952
That's what you get for being fat.

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>>25513883
Looks like it.

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>>25496428
...I guess...a friend.

>>25514472
Weirdo.
Skype then faygo [email protected]

>>25507184
Oh god, that shit.
Still funny after such a long time

>>25496428
It doesn't matter what I want. I know what I'm going to get. Tacos.

That's all I get every year. That's all anyone ever gets every fucking year. Tacos. Tacos. Tacos.

Tacos crammed into the stockings. Tacos piled beneath the tree. Tacos left on the plate of cookies, and a taco that's been crammed into the glass of milk. One year I put rat poison in those cookies, and the next morning did I find a dead Sonata Claus? Nope, more fucking tacos. Crammed in between my bedsheets.

Sour cream and salsa dripping down the chimney. Reindeer shit on the roof consisting of what I can only guess was once tacos, judging by the chips of crunchy taco shell.

I would actually welcome coal. At least then I could use it to keep warm.

Next time I hear "HO HO HO! MEEEERRRRRY CHRISTMAS, ANON!" I'm getting the fucking .12 gauge.
But in all seriousness, I'd like a $30 Steam card, my friend's job, and an infinite amount of motivation to help me through my current struggles.

>>25516067
You are Sonata's best friend now.

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>>25516120
I actually wouldn't mind that. Even though she's not as bright as the other sirens, she's definitely not as manipulative or evil. Not to mention she got two septaGETs in a row.

>>25496428
a way to go to equetsira i dont care if my family thinks im dead
everybody fucking hates me
i want happiness pls if there is a god PLS
i have been depressed i have tried to commit suicide yesterday nobody even noticed
why am i still liveing WHY

>>25507184
never seen that one before, thanks anon

>>25496428
I want homosexuality for christmas. I see so many of my friends are gay and happy, and I want to be like them.

>>25496428
An HD Camera Drone, the entire Mad Max saga, for Bernie Sanders to win the election next year, and for Tumblr to fuck off from reality

>>25517601
>Hates Tumblr
>Likes Bernie Sanders

pick one.

>>25517736
Sanders is a socialist.
Tumblr users are fascists.
The difference is that Sanders isn't as extreme, and frankly he's not much better than Clinton or Trump. Whereas he'll probably force on us a bunch of stuff that won't work, a Tumblr-driven government would be 1984 again, except the propaganda is a picture of Benedict Cumberbatch with the phrase "Big Xir is checking your pronoun privilege."

>>25517802
don't forget being called gay/bi/quasi-alien etc. will highly enforced. it will be like Nazi Germany with alot more retarded laws. and anyone who would prefer a simple straight life is a demon, and evil.