Ponies are just the right size for fucking

>>25494855
So everyone can take you to the hilt?

>>25494885
Look where his dick lines up with

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alicorns for best cuddlers

>>25494855
now that?

>>25494905
It lines up with Fluttershy's eye. Unless we do blowjobs only, ponies are not perfect fucking size.

Of course, it lines up with Celestia's horse pussy, but what if our waifu isn't Celestia/Luna?

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>>25495571
Stretchy horse necks

JRHNBR

>>25495571
OK, firstly, blowjobs are very based, and having a creature that can stand right in line and even has its neck perfectly aligned for deepthroats...
Also, it is probably quite light-weight, so if blowys weren't your thing, you could pick one up and thrust into it.

>>25494855
I remember someone did a more accurate one taking into account the inclination of the candy cane.

>>25494855
>Measurements for ponies
>No average measurement for average yank

Your math is bad, and you should feel bad.

>>25494855
INB4 What am I doing with my life?

>>25496826
I'm 6'5" I'd be a god damn giant in equestria

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>>25496826

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Nah, they're fucking giants. Compare the size of the Evangelion spear to them.

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>>25497972
You're a big guy here, anon.

>>25496676
Google says the average weight of a pony is between 200-400kg
That's 440 to 881 lbs.
Let's low ball it here and go with 440.
Small height for a pony is 12.2 hands, so that's 50 inches.
The chart here says ponies stand at around 3' 5", which is 41 inches.
My math is old and rusty, but that makes Ponies 18% smaller, at least height wise, than an earth pony.
Assuming the rest of the body scales with the height as well, that would make Ponies weigh 18% less than an earth pony.
That's 360 lbs of Pony you'll be lifting.
My math might be wrong though, assuming what Google told me was right. Been a long ass time since I've done any math.

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>>25499753
Your math is wrong, as ponies consist of marshmallows and magic.

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>>25499780
Mostly that and a bit of love.

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>>25498284
>average stamina of 20 minutes
Um, what...

>>25499589
Yeah but when alicorns are the tallest ponies and they are only 4'10. I'm just imagining trying to go into one of their homes.

>>25499753
The problem is, though, that those weights are based upon ponies from OUR world. They're about 2 times as big as these animated ones... and possibly have anorexia, considering how skinny they are.

>>25496826
Well, sucks to be human.

>>25495522
Who is this semen demon?

>>25497972
>>25500968
Has anyone done a promp off this?

>>25501809
I don't think so. I never thought about how small they actually are. I would literally have to be on my knees to go through a door.

>>25494855
>bases measurement off of tilted object
>top of measurement not even lined up with top of object
>measurement of filly taken while she is hunched over

Aside from the stupidity of interpreting a throwaway line from a writer as indicative of the true height of an object an animator would not have given enough of a shit to measure out as being exactly 8 foot, this chart is just poorly made. If you take this as truth you're probably retarded.