>"Anon!" >"The condom didn't work!"

Wait, you were being serious about not poking holes into it? Oops.

>>25483227

>why are you bringing it back still in the wrapper

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>>25483227
Anon? Who's Anon? I have no idea who you're talking about, lady.

>Anons make it to Equestria but, in true Anonymous fashion, they all look the same. Cadence must find the true father amongst the sea of green.

>>25483227
What condom?

>>25483227
Rubber and oil can't contain burning passion.

>>25483262
>incendiary passion

>>25483227
Well duh it supposed to go on my penis, not your horn

>>25483797
Silly anon, you still don't know how mating works in unicorns, do you?

>>25483227
"Don't worry, Cadance, just tell them it's Shiny's. Aunty Twilight will be to excited to realize what happened."

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>>25483257
>implying every anon didn't have a turn with the princess of lus- I mean love

>>25483906
Candence is a dirty HORse: part one of two

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>>25483227
Not surprise.
It would be pretty difficult to find a condom that would fit Anon.

>>25483227
Good. Have my bastard child because...
>Puts a backpack on
I'm out.

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>>25483227

Relax. Humans have Plan B's for this sort of thing.

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>>25483227
Its okay, the condom was imaginary anyway, just like you, and hopes of losing my virginity

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>>25483227
So, you weren't playing hard to get by saying
>"Gosh, I sure hope there aren't any holes in this condom"
because I just thought you were being evasive and wanted a good old-fashioned human creampie.
But I would have done it anyway