Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
With their family feuding hopefully a remnant of the past now, the Hooffields and McColts are working to make the Smoky Mountains the nature preserve it was meant to be from the start. And with cooperation between the two, operating costs should go down a fair bit - but it might still be good to improve the infrastructure and transportation now that concerns of treachery shouldn't be too high. And with their talents, perhaps they can show off their skills in the rest of Equestria (Celestia hosts a baked goods judging competition, for one..) and potentially attract new visitors who might like the scenic locale as much as its inhabitants.
At the least, the guidebooks need not be so outdated and obscure any longer.
>>25461902
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Dicks don't belong on mares.
Peirce the ponies!
What are you procrastinating on MLPG?
>>25466056
But they do belong in them.
Fluttershy!
>>25466073
Procrasination
>>25466056
They don't belong in them either.
here comes Rainbow Dash!
>>25466073
Learning to play guitar.
>>25466090
DEEP
VAGINAL
PENETRATION
>>25466093
What a happy little mare.It would really be great to be her friend.
So what we're basically staring down is that sometime between now and the movie (November 3, 2017) there is going to be a lengthy hiatus; maybe even a year.
Confirmed to be coming down the pipe, there's a 26 episode Season 6, as well as the unannounced Equestria Girls project. Of course we do not currently have a date for Season 6, not even a timeframe.
We could hope that they perhaps split Season 6 like they did this season to make it a little less long.
Here's a prediciton:
November 28, 2015
Season 5 finale
Fall 2016
Season 6 begins
Spring 2017
Season 6 mid season break (2-3 months)
Summer 2017
Season 6 resumes
Fall 2017
Season 6 finale
November 3, 2017
Movie
>>25466105
5" is deep enough.
>>25466108she is a very loyal friend
>>25466093
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>filly
>>25466132
I hope we get another pranking episode eventually
They could even bring Celestia into it
Messy mane
So satisfied she doesn't care
>>25466152
Stallion!
>>25466157
looks like your Rarity is leaking
I could fix that for you for 20 bits
>>25466152
taste filly's peach
>>25466164
Needs more Fluttercord.
>>25466126
For a little mare it is.
>>25466173
And for humans.
>>25466126
>f-five inches?
>>25466155
I'd like to call Celestia "mommy"
Pony's weak spot is exposed! Now's the time to strike!
Pony confused you with other Anon and is now telling you about her day.
>>25466161
Mare
>>25466189
The hug bay doors are open. But the hanger doesn't look like it's prepared.
>>25466183
Yes, Princess.
Any mare with respect for her body and her lover will enjoy it.
>>25466189
*boop*
>>25466195
listen intently
>>25466202
Definitely stallion
>>25466161
Stallion. Yay!
>>25466202
Looks like Rarity if she worked at a coffee shop.
>>25466118
Season 6 premiere in Spring 2016 if it continues low ratings it will cancel EQG 4 and MLP movie in 2017 will be cancelled.
>>25466217
my sentiments exactly happy and obliviously lewd guard horse!
>>25466186
You can do that. That's a thing, you know.
>>25466233
I literally can't decipher your retarded posts holy shit
>>25466171
Fluttercord will end in Season 6.
>female sjws ganged up to twitter-attack a store for selling a virginity-themed fleshlight, calling it pedophilic because of it's small size and hymen gimmick
This is why I switched to men.
The women of this generation are beyond saving.
>>25466208
critical hit!
>so you don't even have a girlfriend? That's pathetic.
>>25466239
Not happy, but definitely obliviously cute guard horse.
But I like the way you thing.Guard stallions are TOTALLY for lewd.
>>25466256
you want to be my girlfriend, filly?
>>25466252
the other day someone got banned from a github community for posting an eggplant emoji because it's "phallic"
the whole world is beyond saving
>>25466264
like that they are doing more cute stuff with the guards lately too
its been too long in coming
Stallion made you some soup
>>25466268
Fillies aren't good girlfriends.It's also illegal.
>>25466307
don't spread your ant-filly propaganda here
they're great at that, they can even do tricks!
>>25466285
I just want to snuggle themamong other things...
>>25466307
But I saw an anon with a filly wife!
>>25466292
It's soup swapping time.
>>25466333
Good luck in your mission, anonymous. Do not forget to study your intel
>>25466307
fillies are ready to fuck at age 2
>>25466322
But they can't even kiss properly.
>>25466342
Stallion has never tried soup made by a human before!
>>25466360
most ponies can't
Hello, mlpg, it is I, your savior, Prismatic Haste.
>>25466416
Hello spectrum speed
Microsoft just purchased steam.
In the dark of the night when it thinks no-one is listening, pony makes cute squealing noises at itself in the bathroom mirror.
>>25466073
>Television plugged into the hay
Fucking what
>>25466504
she saw a potato battery once and figured it would work with hay too
>>25466504
Earth Pony Magic
>>25466429
DON'T BELIEVE THAT CHROMATIC RUN, I AM THE REAL AND FOR TRUE KALEIDOSCOPIC VELOCITY.
>>25466218
>Rarity's morphic resonance changes her appearance to accommodate her working place.
>>25466520
Roygbiv Quickness
>>25466373
He should enjoy it, if he likes his soup hot and creamy and fresh.
>>25466550
don't you fucking ruin soup for me, too
>>25466540
HARK, ANOTHER IMPOSTER!
>>25466570
you're a weird dude, anon
>>25466554
>>25466554
>ruin
what a strange way of saying "improve".
mlpg I asked her to meet againI wanted to tell you
>>25466575
>>25466576
I'm just gonna go eat my NORMAL REGULAR soup with Fluttershy
>>25466586
reblogged
>>25466572
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!I'm doing the pony thing IN the pony general ON the pony board, bruh. What's weird about that?
>>25466586
is she a horse?
>>25466614
well, duh.
Not all tentacle monsters are bad. Some just want someone to hold every once in a while.
>>25466600
I would like a taste of Dash's mega milk.
>>25466627
Tail liftthe ponies.
>>25466641
alright, now what genius?
>>25466652
Lick the underside
>>25466658
maybe another time
>>25466586
Gimme a quick tl;dr
How big is her dick?
>>25466679
http://bad-dragon.com/fbd/sounds/compiled_old/no-cock-like-horse-cock.mp3
>>25466590
It looks like she doesn't enjoy her regular soup though
>>25466674
That hand placement is dangerous.
>>25466627
Those are some light ponies.
>>25466691
I'm a professional filly handler, but your concern for my safety is appreciated
>>25466691
Its dangerous no matter where you put it
not alot of free real estate down there on any of the little ponies
>>25466586Best of luck Anon
>>25466690
YOU ARE A BAD PERSON
>>25466710
HEY I'M GRUMP
>>25466708
I'd buy some property near downtown on that pony
If you know what I mean
>this will never happen in the show
I made you an drawI'm not beb and hats us, just busy
>>25466718
lewd
>>25466746
I hope that's just mud on Applejack's hat
>>25466725
You mean we'll never see Spike die? Awwww..
>>25466756
it's something else that is equal to and/or greater than the quality of my art, yes
>>25466782
>>25466105
>>25466173
I keep seeing that artist's work, but also keep forgetting their name...
>>25466799
HEATS FLAMESMAN
Fucking ponies man
Sweetie Belle is a very kissy filly.
>>25466799
nips
>>25466814
tiny
colorful
magical
horses
>>25466055
>letting ponies improve her village with their special skills
Apples
Filly killed her sister so you'd romance her instead.
Colt killed filly so you'd romance him instead.
>>25466746
Hooray ponies!
Pony came back to life and started a zombie apocalypse so you could hang out with her instead.
>>25466829
Well there goes my day.
I think I'm going to write-in Princess Celestia on my presidential ballot next year
>>25466829
>>25466173
>>25466105
>being a nipshit
>2015
You mind not shitting up the thread with garbage?
Filly wants to be your wallpaper.
>>25466931
I don't know, does she have any good wallpapers of herself?
Always check if your pony has terrorists inside her.
>>25466912
thanks for the shitpost
What a fun episode. I really like how it was more about Fluttershy using her special talent and Twilight not being a friendship princess.
>>25466979
>I really like how it was more about Fluttershy using her special talent and Twilight not being a friendship princess.
I would say it was about them working together as friends, none of them could have solved the problem without the other.
>>25466979
It felt like one of the easiest Map Quests so far I thought. They got hit by a few tomatoes then the problem was solved on the second attempt.
>>25466979
Was it the first time Fluttershy's animal skills solved the episode?
>>25466993
Fair enough. Also, I noticed Twilight has gotten REALLY good at teleport. But where do you think she was sending all those pages she ripped up?
>>25466979
It's nice when they don't picture Twilight as a know-it-all, perfect princess.
>>25467004
Back to her library to be properly sorted and cataloged
Ah
You are
Pony
Fucker?
>>25467004
>where do you think she was sending all those pages she ripped up?
To Spike most likely. For flattening and rebinding.
>>25467005
that's one thing I really liked about the last Discord episode
>>25467000
Nope. Fluttershy's animal skills have been:
Manticore thorn
Dragon episode
Sell your friend into slavery for a book episode
and
Cockatrice with the CMC
I want to steal copper wire with her.
>>25466725
I've given up on Spike interacting more with the CMC
Him making a new friend(s) so his episodes didn't always have to involve the main cast
Or him doing something cool that's not comedic.
I have no hopes for Spike. Celestia help him.
>>25467000
I was gonna say Dragonshy but that was more her angry Fluttershy powers. They've mostly solved minor problems but never really been the solution to an episode.
>>25467029
Holy shit it's been so long I completely forgot about the manticore and cockatrice.
>>25466908This artist might be my second favorite artist in the fandom just for the /ss/ alone
>>25467047
Also we have the rainboom episode where she discovered her animal talents thanks to Dash being LOUD and Fast. Though it really didn't help the others.
Now I'd love to see Fluttershy display her other talents. Like her knowledge of flora.
Since we've seen her be a wonderful seamstress already.
How many new horses has this season given us?
>>25467064
a bunch.
But that one is my favorite. She's SO cute!
>>25467057
Is she good at flowers? I'd say that's more of Bongsniffer's talent, which is probably why they're friends
>>25467080
she looked especially good in that apron
>>25467087
I like to think she has a deep appreciation for flowers and plants since she also wanted to see the plant life along with the animal life. Of course when time came, she got wrapped up in meeting the animals and going crazy over how skittish they were.
Also I thought they were friends because of their mutual love of plants. Treehugger and her.
>>25467064
>Limestone
>Nightglider
>Stormy Flare
This season is shaping up to be pretty great.
>>25467092
Tufts make me unbelievably hard.
>>25467115
Actually wait, didn't she met her when she went off to meet the breezies for the first time?
moooo~
Filly wants to shove herself inside Colt's cock.
>>25467134
>>25467132
Well gosh...Did she? Now I have to rewatch the episode. It was very hard to watch the first time though because Tree-hugger and discord were both very unpleasant.
>>25466690
Milk in a bowl is not soup
Which ponies would the cutie map send to help you?
>>25467057
>Like her knowledge of flora.
"Righteous."
>>25467132
>>25467150
Yes, that's where she met her the first time. Treehugger is a member of the Equestrian Society for the Preservation of Rare Creatures.
Execute operation throw a filly at Twilight then run away.
The G1 ponies are bullying me
>>25467168
She would just teleport/vaporize her mid-air.
>>25467158
Ommmmmmmmmmm
Neigheigheigheigheigh
Filly asked what ABDL means
>>25467185
I think it means adult baby diapers
>>25467185
I'm not telling her. Chances are she picked it up from one of you faggots. I told her this is no place for a filly to be present.
>>25467156
And be colt cum.
>>25467182
That's when she realizes there's a second filly in the shadow of the first.
Filly is using Internet memes in real life again.
Colt just tried shoving an earth worm down his penis after reading about it on the Internet.
>>25467155
None. Because I am a horrible person beyond any help.
>>25467155
All of them.Mission objectives:survive.
>>25467245I know that feel
>>25467183
>it was Oliver who voiced her
>it might have as well been Celestia being stoned out of her mind
Why are they so powerful? How does this transformation even works?
>>25466171
What did he mean by this?
>>25467290
>Why are they so powerful?
Friendship.
>How does this transformation even works?
Also friendship.
>>25466252
>not losing your virginity before you're of legal age
*scoffs* It's 2015 you mongrel
>>25467158
Literal perfection in horse form.
>>25467290
Deus X "we ran out of ideas" Machina
I hope with the MLP movie, the status quo is changed in some way.
I mean, maybe Cosmos will be a recurring villain, or Twilight will prove she's a crappy princess.
Or maybe we can get a permanent cosmetic change, like one of the mane 6 becoming a twinkle-eyed pony.
>>25466284
>github
I don't get it. How come they get offended at fucking CODE? I remember one time where one of them did a pull request on a project just to change the slave / master nomenclature because it was deemed 'problematic'.
>>25467359
If you make your money with fighting "problematic" things everything becomes problematic.
just now getting around to the episode
this one is hitting close to home, i'm not that far from the real hatfields and mccoys
>>25467359
https://github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequalityI'm surprised it's still there.
>>25466070
https://derpibooru.org/962075clickity clack
Applejack does not fuck around.
>>25467353
I could see Rarity staying a twinkle-eye. But I highly doubt it.
>>25467433
>Booleans are banned for imposing a binary view of true and false. C+= operates paralogically and transcends the trappings of Patriarchal binary logic. No means no, and yes could mean no as well. Stop raping women.
It's still hilarious.
https://derpiboo.ru/16017?scope=scpebce7a7dabd3f36c63fb8c795c316250440d32def
unf
>>25467460
So do I.
But I always like the idea of cosmetic changes.
>>25467353
>I hope with the MLP movie, the status quo is changed in some way.
I hope the show ends.
>>25467443
u-unf
>>25467471
Is she okay?
>>25467493
Transformers didn't end after their 80s movie. They even kept it going with Rodimus Prime.
GI Joe didn't end after their 80s movie. And they kept the Serpentor plot going.
MLP didn't end after it's 80s movie, and it went to my little pony n friends.
So I doubt this show, or even this gen will end.
>>25467507
She's in Equestria heaven now.
>>25467460
She didn't get to stay a crystal pone, which would have been an even better opportunity for her
poor rararara
forever denied
>>25467524
I think you have to be born a crystal pony.
Since she wasn't she left the borders of the empire and returned to normal.
Reminder they are MY little ponies.
>>25467511
I hope it ends before it becomes a shadow of it's former self. S5 has been great so far, but you can only do so much with six character archetypes.
>>25467547
Yes MY little ponies, all MINE
>>25467551
I think that the show could last up to maybe a S7 or S8 before they'd start needing to reboot the series.
Of course, they could keep on going, and run it into the ground.
>>25467558
That's it, I'm taking my ponies and going home.
>>25467551
If you replace Twilight with Sunset and Fluttershy with Treehugger you have a much superior show and less shitty characters to work with.
I want to be a tiny little colt being held and nurtured by Princess Luna
>>25467568
The only thing that bothers me about S5 is that they keep adding new characters without developing the previous ones. I know the main theme of S5 is spreading friendship and adventures, but I hope they develop the main Ponyville secondary characters more without needing to do a 'special episode' like Slice of Life.
>>25467586
Yeah, that's one of my problems with the shows too.
And with Applejack and CMC episodes, it doesn't help either.
>>25467580
>Wrapped in a blanket and being cradled back and fourth in her arms while she silently and gently sings to you
Sup. Where can I find audio porn with ponies sound alikes?
>>25467551
They've already begun to run the princess shtick into the ground
I didn't put those in my bag!
>>25467632
They still got "Twilight is a mentor" angle we'll probably see with Starlight the student.
>>25467586
Bonbon is a background character, not a secondary character, and she isn't even a character; just filler so Ponyville doesn't look like a ghost town
Are you hype?
>>25467632
>They've already begun to run the princess shtick into the ground
Did anyone even call Twilight "the princess of friendship" at all during Season 4?
I'm pretty sure Twilight only just started calling herself that in the last few episodes.
>>25467605
>Wrapping her wings around you to feel secure and safe while in her embrace
>>25467653
No, because she earned that title in the S4 finale.
>>25467651
I'm pretty hype. I hope she's as cute as her voice makes her sound.
EAT THE PONIES
>>25467718
with your cock
>>25467718
>>25467726
That's a pretty consistent thing on the board as of recent.
>>25467726
>>25467639
Not gonna happen, Starlight will be a new princess.
>>25467659
Would she tickle your nose and tease you?
>>25467743
>>25467673
She'll lose her title in the finale.
>>25467757
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/11/new-chapter-book-by-gm-berrow-revealed.html
>you will never be a pony
>you will never know the real you
>you will never put your heart out on the line
>the magic will never be inside of you
>>25467651
I got some serious Eilemonty vibes from that song.
>>25467780
Not til August 2016, but Twilight Sparkle will be no longer a princess in the future.
>>25467780
Starlight Glimmer age regression when?
Pony likes Van halen, not Van Hagar.
>>25467797
>a random human student managed to do the magic stealing schtick better than three mythological beasts together
>Anthro Chrysalis will never turn me into a changeling broodmare
>>25467797
>You'll never get a Cutie Mark
>You'll never find your life purpose
>You'll never understand your destiny
>You'll never add your flame to the fire of friendship
Those ponies have it easy, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li648XAf2mk
>>25467739
I remember when having Meme Scratch in MMC for 2 seconds was the worst they could do
>>25467816
But they're still hotter than Scilight
>>25467743
>Golden, pissy trees as far as the eye can pee!unf
Falling asleep on Luna and saying "I love you mommy" as you drift
Why haven't you asked her out yet?
>>25467890
Every time I open my mouth near her she tells me to "start sucking".
>>25467718
do not eat the pones.
>>25467890
I did though
Would you let Dash raspberry your filly belly?
I want a pony for Christmas.
>>25467890
she already did
>>25467896
I want to do every lewd thign with DJ Acid
>>25467928
yes.
>>25467945
so does pony
>>25467945
What a coincidence
pony wants a place to hang out and mooch
Is it true Fluttershy only likes large guys?
>>25467975
>>25467950
>You will never be DJ Acid's Fuck toy
>You will never take loads of her cum every day
>You will never be gradually addicted to the taste of it
>You will never be slowly turned into an anthro futa mare
>You will never be kept in total denial, keeping you as horny as possible
Fuck my life
>>25467975
Well, that's Fluttershy for you.
>>25467975
For you?
>>25467975
>>25467983
I'm 7.7 inches. That big enough FOR YOU bby?
>>25467966
Pony will not be a leech. If pony wants to live here pony has to either work and help pay bills or agree to be my fuckbuddy.
If she wants to be both that's even better.
>>25467986
UNF
I'm so hungry I could eat out three horses
>>25467993
it's too bad Big Mac found a new squeeze
she saw them pulling this maneuver and remembered when she used to do that...
>>25468002
what is this, middle school7 inches represent
>>25467975
>large guys
Two paths fork in the road
>chubby chaser
Fluttershy loves big cuddly teddy bear type guys and likes feeding them and falling asleep on their warm soft bellies
>size queen
Fluttershy is an excellent lay and expects the highest standards out of her lovers, and that means a 9" dick AT LEAST
>pony
ponies are gay
>>25468042
but WHY though
For our next guests, Pony says that her man don't pay respect when she comes collect, but Anon thinks she's just a drama-mama.
>>25468042
Most of them are.
>>25468042
Not all of them.
>>25468065
>pink pony
pretty gay
>>25468018
>I will never be turned into a mare and tied to a huge stallion
>or worn like a necklace around a diamond dog's neck
>or like a cock sock by a dragon
>>25468042
ponies are bi anon, obviously
all of them
>>25468068
>tfw
>>25468067
Then why is she married to a dude?
Most mares are gay because of the 3:1 mare to stallion ratio.
There isn't enough manmeat to go around.
>>25468065
>I love your futa cock, wife-horse.
>I love my futa cock too, husband-horse
>>25468070
Since when did Bioware write characters for MLP:FiM?
>>25468018
The lewd vibes coming off this pic are too stronk for me.
>>25468070
>ponies are bi anon, obviously
>all of them
Get a load of this degenerate
>>25468080
He's obviously her beard. Really she wanted to marry dude's sister.
>>25468083
In Gen1 and Gen3.5 were most of the stallions just not present or were they just so feminine they blended in with all the mares?
>>25468087
every time he takes a step it just slides in and out of her
>>25468095
Really girly stallions.
But I am talking about G4
>>25468102
>>25468070
I love how Twilight Sparkle's mane is a bisexual pride flag.
>>25468095
they were just not present
they showed up once for a couple episodes
they were on some stupid "race around the world" or something like that
they also all had sports themed cutie marks for the most part
the early gens were a terrible, stallion deprived place
>>25468085
SA is a lucky guy.
>it's a time travel episode
>>25468070
>obviously
Headcanon detected
>>25468130
>every stallion was trying to race around the world at the same time
I don't believe you
>>25468144
Since Starlight Glimmer will become Twilight's student, I am hoping Starlight accidentally regresses to like a teen.
We already know she's going to become twilight's pupil
>>25468018
That Big Mac has a big belly
>>25468164
unf, age regression
>>25468142
>Cadance is a lucky girl
FTCY
>>25468156
they were
there was even a terrible song about it
>>25468175
Damn right.
>>25468171
actually if you look closely, that's Marble
>>25468180
Doesn't excuse the faces, though.
>>25468173
I don't know which is better for Glimmer becoming Twilight's pupil
>Timeline is changed, no one notices something is wrong
>Starlight is the only one who remembers the old timeline
>Twilight Sparkle and the Mane 6 remember the old timeline, but no one else does
>>25468185
Why is he so perfect?
>>25468185
Why can this bland faggot be happy and I can't?
>>25468185
I liked that they made him a dork like his sister.
>>25468224
Because ponies are not for sad.
>>25468200
>Sunset gets cücked into staying with the humans
>>25468192
Yeah the faces are pretty bad, it always sorta irks me when someone focuses on the fetish they're portraying and completely ignore the rest of the image.Although I do have a really really low standard for images that are about my fetishes, like southparkfan18
>>25468224
Because he knows something we don't.
Something I'm determined to find out no matter the cost.
>>25468200
The first one, because Twilight will never know she's a princess and she'll never earn the wings again.
>>25468246
It´s racist!
>>25468246
how are you going to shitpost once the finale is different?
"Twilight will lose the wings in the next season"?
>>25468180
Hey, remember that one guy who removed bellybuttons from every pony picture and reposted them because he said it was lewd? Whatever happened to that guy?
>>25468269
Sure I do.
>>25468269
run over by the bus like so many others
>>25468260
Yeah, before Episode 130.
Ponies will outlive you and all your dreams.
>>25468332
but my dream is ponies
>>25466157
That man draws a wonderful Rarity.
>>25468369
I bet if she took that off there would be nothing there
>>25468269
He stopped shitposting.
>>25468260
Only time will tell whether it is in fact you or him that is shitposting
Daily reminder that Twilight will not outlive her friends.
>>25468420
>Twilight will die in the series finale
>>25468420
But Anon...Twilight died in the explosion.
>>25468420
And the wings will be gone in the future forever.
>>25468426
Does this mean that canonically everything after S3 is non-canon?
>>25468424
And it's all Princess Celestia's fault.
One, reforming Discord is a bad idea.
Two, she'll never give the book to Twilight ever again.
>>25468420
Thanks for saying absolutely nothing while trying to be as cryptic and morose as possible, Meghan. Great for a little girl´s show
>finale involves time travel
>it generates two diverging timelines, one where Twilight manages to defeat Starlight and other where Starlight becomes the main character, doing a retelling of the series in a 'What if' kind of way
>>25468463
>and other where Starlight becomes the main character, doing a retelling of the series in a 'What if' kind of way
I swear I have seen this happen in some cartoon where the villain was living the heroe's life.
>>25468463
If they fucked up the series with the original Twilight, why would they clone her and try again?
>>25468463
I could masturbate to that!
>>25468481
>not wanting a snarky, non-nerd, non-autistic Twilight
>We get to see all the Mane 6 if Dash's first Rainboom had never happened
>Adult Applefancy
>Straight-haired rock Ponk
>>25468498
Flash Sentry is a retard and he'll be a bad guy in EQG 4 and be expelled from Canterlot High.
>>25468496
So does that mean Fluttershy is just some loser who lives in the woods in this continuity? As opposed to what she does now?
>>25468498
>That puddle of solder.
I'm shocked he knows which end is the hot one.
>>25468485
unf
>>25468498
He should be riding on a motorbike.
>>25468498
Cool clock, Flash
>>25468463
>Swarm of the Century AU
>Starlight just laserbeams the parasprites and shields the town to avoid any leftover to reproduce and invade the city
>she forgets Celestia was coming
>ending sequence starts
>>25468522
He'll be riding Twilight before that.
>>25468530
He rode into the Sunset already
>>25468564
>Pinkie Pie
>>25468533
I like her tail
>>25468564
>touching AJ's bare feet
I want to be Sunset in the picture
>>25468597
I like her pony
>>25468564
Imagine holding Pinkie Pie in that position on her back as you breed her til morning
>>25468600
How would you feel if AJ saw your post?
>>25468620
Nothing, because she isn't real
Princess EAturning you into an anthro mare with huge tits and putting you into her harem
Alright MLPG very important question
who is
the horsest pone?
>>25468683
I can only go to sleep easy when there's music playing, mostly really trance tracks.
I'd listen to dash talking though
>>25468698
Troubleshoes?
>>25468698I am.
>>25468670
Athletic teens are unf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYl3naJYMvQ
>>25468698
Troubleshoes
Hammerhead McColt
>>25468712
How horsey?
>>25468722
>>25468707
Top contenders
though of those two probably leaning towards troubleshoes due to his color scheme
(To the tune of "Rock Me Amadeus")
The hiatus, the hiatus, the hiatus! The hiatus, the hiatus, the hiatus! The hiatus the hiatus, ooooh, the hiatus!
>>25468698
in physique? celestia
in demeanor? applejack
oh yeah, i forgot about troubleshoes
also the horse-mice
>>25468738
NO ANON NO
I DONT WANT TO UNF
No matter what you do, don't go full horse.
>>25468672
>making sure that every night you get stretched out with cock and cum
>spending your days with cups suckling on your fat teats, milking your rich cream into large canisters
>sleeping in a pile with all the other well fucked mares, snuggly and gravid with seed
>>25468753
DR. ZAIUS DR. ZAIUS
>>25468765
horse mice were temporary magical monster things and not pones, so they don't count
Troubleshoes is the horsiest contender so far probably
>>25468781
Agreed. Though getting close can be pretty ok!
>>25468738
IM GANA WRECKIT!
>>25468702
I listen topodcasts. The sound of people talking gives me something to lose focus on. Kind of like white noise but just a bit more interesting. A good 3 hour podcast usually lasts me a week because I fall asleep in about 15 to 30 minutes depending on how tired I am.
>>25468753
That is one too many syllables
Spike meets a legendary boxer named Sugarcube Robinson, and tells him he wants to become a boxer.
>>25468781
Yes Anon.
Keep the others away from the actual horses, with their powerful, skilled vaginal muscles.
And how they will grind into you with need.
>>25468800
Doesn't that affect your dreams?
>>25468811
>Fucking a dirty, oversized, retarded animal
>Compared to a hygenic, cute, intelligent cartoon pony
The only thing horses have going for them isthat they're real.
>>25468809
>in the paper the next day:
>"Famed boxing champ Sugarcube Robinson dies of laughter when Princess Twilight's Fax machine asked him for lessons"
>>25468564
Is Applejack getting a girl-erection to her own feet?
>>25468830
He'd tell Spike that boxing isn't for kids like him.
>>25468834
Have you ever tried to bend in a direction you don't normally bend in? It's hard.
>pony
>>25468821
I tend to move in my sleep. I've never had my earbuds anywhere near my ears when I woke up.
Also
>>25468839
>bend in a direction you don't normally bend in? It's hard.
huehuehue
Can ponies pony human ponies?
>>25468738
too horseyFUCK YEAH, THAT HORSEY
>>25468834
Applejack is known for showing off her hooves a lot.
Much to Rarities disgust.
>>25468838
>"B-but I want to impress a girl I lik-"
>'Say what, young buck?'
>"I w-want to impress-"
>'THIS IS AN ART, A NOBLE FUCKING SPORT, WHEN I WAS PUMMELIN ARROGANT LOUDMOUTHED UNICORNS WITH THESE EARTH PONY HOOVES, FARTHEST THING FROM MY MIND WAS SOME DANG HUSSY, BOY!'
>"Well, I..I'd also like to learn to s-stand up for myself, too."
>The boxer leans in and studies spike closely before looking away and spitting
>'You get your fuckin scaley ass back here tomorrow, then we'll see if I'll learn ya thing or two about a thing or two.'
>>25468822
>Implying i'm not also a dirty, oversize, retarded animal.
>>25468863
methinks rarara doth protest too muchwhat if she secretly gets aroused at their smell
>>25468853
Hypothetically, but no one draws stallions on women.
>>25468880
We need our drawfags on this stat!
>>25468876
>not being a dirty, undersized retarded animal
do you even pone
>>25468863
I bet Applejack can make herself cum just from stimulating the soles of her feet.
That dirty footslut.
Your filly is now taking classes with Femanon to learn how to be a proper lady.
>>25468892
>Being a disgusting siziest.
>Transformation
>>25468902
Femanon is probably going to teach her how to make fart noises with her hooves tucked under her legs...
>>25468880
Did you not see the fanart when they showed Sunset riding the horse in that one EqG video
There was like a dozen pics made right there showing Sunset getting rammed by a horse
>>25468872
How's this?
Sugarcube just stood there for a few seconds. Then, he let out a low chuckle.
"No offense, kid, but boxing isn't for everyone." The brown Earth Pony said, trying his best not to come off as mean.
Spike looked at the ground dejectedly. Sugarcube could see that he was let down, so he thought of something.
"Well, if it means that much to you, I'll take you to my gym."the fighter offered.
>>25468894
As a guy with a hoof fetish this turns me on greatly.
>>25468919
>There was like a dozen pics made right there showing Sunset getting rammed by a horse
I need proof.
So I might be able to masturbate to them.
>>25468919
Yes, a horse.
Not a pony ponying a humanpony.
There is a difference.
>>25468915
NO. You've got to be fucking kidding me. WHY.
>>25468915
aw now i have to watch this
doing this to pony
>>25468892
>retarded
Go fuck yourself
>>25468953
Ponies are very dumb creatures, Anon.
>>25468892
Why would a pony want you over a cute stallion? Except maybe Fluttershy because she has a bestiality fetish.
>>25468951
suplexing the pony
>>25468951
We call that "snoodling," Anon.
>>25468959
Go jump off a cliff
>>25468951
Is that like a miniature donkey that's full-size? Because I'd totally get one if it looks like that through adulthood and not just for like 3 months.
>mother shows up
WELL SHIT.
At least they're still soft and downy. They're fucking huge though.
>>25468972
Fluttershy wouldn't stoop that low
>>25468932
>>25468946I have bad news
http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/
>>25468915
Should have been a horse
then he could have been HORSE COP
>>25468951
I want to make pony bray
>>25468990
>surrogates
>plush design mimics nature's folds
>>25468978
>denial
>>25468986
Depends where you look, some stay pretty small
>>25469032
Those are pretty cute too.
>The best answer to the difficult question of “What do you do with them?" is found in the response one new miniature owner gave us years ago. When asked what he wanted to do with his miniature donkey he just purchased from us he replied, "I want to drink coffee and grow old with Pedro." At last word, they are doing both.
Sounds comfy.
The caribou will put the females in their places.
>>25469032
I'd rather have a deer.
>>25469029
>literally use hydroelectric dams
>hurr they're idiots!
>>25469088
>literally afraid of zecora just because she's from the Everfree forest
>hurr they're smart!
jump off a cliff if you can't handle the banter :^)
>>25469083
Deer are not what I would call small animals
>>25469102
>Implying the Everfree Forest isn't a place full of things to be feared
>>25469105
Or smart
>>25469083
Deers can be fun.
>Get told we were going to a deer park
>Thinking "Really? Eh. Alright. I guess I might see a deer today. Better not get my hopes up though."
>Get there and see this shit
I was a grinning idiot the entire time.
>>25469075
That was a shitty fanfic.
>>25469102
Fear of Zecora wasn't a sign of stupidity.
Ponies are just really racist.
>>25469122
but it's something I can fap to so that's good
>>25469002
some bray
>>25469120
Did you get to fuck any of them?
>>25469128
Rarity pls
>>25469124
>racism isn't a sign of stupidity
They were scared
>>25469142
Smart people can be racist too.
>>25469160
just like how all unicorns are nerds
>>25469131
Nah man, too many people around.
I got to pet as many as I want though. They just don't give a shit. If you have a rice cracker though you're their best friend.
And if you're a woman carrying a purse they might try to get it from you because sometimes people pull them out of their and some of them naturally think they're all full of rice crackers now.
They just wander around, there's no gate to keep them in the park, it's just they're surrounded by city so they prefer the greenery. Sometimes they'll cross the street and visit the shops. Its's pretty easy to run them off though.
The more agressive males lose their antler privileges so you're not too likely to be beaten up by a gang of deer.
embiggen the pony
>>25469190
You'd think she'd build the place more to her specs
>>25469190
How does she make such tiny cupcakes
>>25469203
She's a unicorn.
>>25469190
Oh boy, now you're trying to pander the macro group with your ugly art. Fuck off.
>>25469122
>tfw I've considered writing for that
The central character would be a shameless Pelinal Whitestrake rip-off.
>>25469126
How can you fap to that?
>>25469197
she was a lot smaller when she bought the place
>>25469203
anon made the cupcake for her
>>25469203
I think anon make that cupcake for her.
>>25469190
Pony is perfectly capable of embiggening herself, thank you very much.
>>25469222
oh, that's really, really nice of anon
>>25469190
Why is she so cute?
>>25469232
Impregnation horse is always cute.
>>25469190
Oppies, I forgot something~
>>25469228
you wouldn't know it, the way she's running around all small-like
>>25469232
she's a pink pony
pink ponies are very cute
>>25469216
>How can you fap to that?
I've mostly just fapped to the fanart for it, really
>>25469190
I wish she'd wear her apron again
>>25469279
>the fanart
You must have some pretty low standards.
This coming from a guy who jerks it to Hoi Hoi
No idw comic this week?
pony honks your boob
>>25469319
>This coming from a guy who jerks it to Hoi Hoi
I can't remember the last time I fapped without that Foul Sorcery flash game going on in the background, with Celestia constantly farting.
I've pretty much hard-wired my dick to get hard to the sound of those farts.
>>25469337
giggle and blush
is the pony a silly filly or a handsome stallion?
>>25469190
A kind heart embiggens the littlest pony.
>>25469343
>I've pretty much hard-wired my dick to get hard to the sound of those farts.
This made me giggle harder than it should have.
>>25469343
EA pls
>>25469366
Embiggens, huh
I don't think I've heard that word outside of Ponyville
>>25469337
Yes, I'm fat, OK!
Tell Pinkie Pie to stop trying to give me cupcakes, I'm trying to lose some weight here.
>>25469347
He is a silly filly and he likes to fart every time he giggles.
>>25469408
Pinkie Pie offers you a slice of cake
>>25468951
Oh that cute little tail
>>25469391
That's anal twilight guy, you lint licker
>>25469456
daww
>>25469428
Nope.
>>25469456
OH MY GOD,TRIXIE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK SCRIBBLE.
The ponies are coming.
Open your mouth.
>>25469489
They're speaking in snackbar.
>I'm real now, anon!
>>25469520
Really ugly?
>>25469520
huh
cool
wanna hang out or what?
>>25469456
>You will never be there for her
And I was having a shitty evening as it already was.
>>25469520
>I'm rear now, anon!
Did you like her redemption episode?
>>25469520
>"..blockin' the tv, mom.."
>>25469566
Her song made me want to hug her.
I have never felt this conflicted from the show since I saw Shining Armor.
>>25469520
i asked for pony celestia but i guess you'll do
bend over
>>25469566
It had cute fillies and colts.
>>25469566
i like dt very much and i wish for her to be my little girlfriend
the faces she made when her mom was yelling at her were very cute
so yes
>>25469586
Same.
cute
CUTE
>>25469694
>that sheep on the left
>>25469693
the prettiest
>>25469694
>all the rams are black
Fucking media griffons indoctrinating our colts.
Pony
Rail
The
Rearrange those words in whichever order you like.
>>25469733
THE PONY RAIL
>>25469728
I want her to dominate me.
>>25469746
>Celestia will never ram a train into your asshole.
>>25469733
Pony: The Rail
A brand new anime about humanized ponies and their obsession for trains.
It's a train anime, but there's enough T&A to keep the otaku interested.
>>25469771
She doesn't do that sort of thing anymore
now she gets you to serve her willingly and with a smile on your face
>>25469693
I wonder how her attitude will be now that she's not an antagonist anymore.
>>25469785
http://i.imgur.com/3pQUI7vl.jpg
Dayum Zecora
>>25469806
Add +1 to Unf
>>25469800
I think there's a lot of fun things they can do with her. Probably at least one episode about how money can't buy love, and maybe she can still be an antagonist if they frame it as a sort of "playful rivalry."
>>25469791
>Gentle Femdom
Even better.
>>25469806
That straddles the line between must-fap-now and nigga-that's-a-horseI wish Zecora would straddle MY line
>>25469806
>missionary with a pony/horse/zebra
>hands planted on their teats
>grinding your crotch against their hot winking marevag on every thrust
>her juices coating your crotch and lower belly every time she cums
Comic thread when?
>>25469853
With shit like this, hopefully never.
>>25469832
she's alsoinexplicably doubled in height
>>25469848
Oh, jeez.Why hasn't this been drawn yet?
>>25469861
>tfw only interested in this because of Shadow Ponies
>tfw even then I could probably come up with better shit for them than the comic writers
I'd be shamelessly stealing stuff from Tolkien though.
>>25469873Why aren't you drawing it?
I can't believe Gloomy is fucking beb
Pony wants to take a vacation to Italy.
>>25469861
Radiant Hope is the worst character in the comic
>>25469922
it's okay, she'll be back in two weeks
>>25469903
I like their design.
>>25469864
>Gentle fillydom turns into gentle maredom
I still see no downside.
>>25469944
>implying that their true form
>>25469853
Soon. Just got done with board games and am getting it set up now.
>>25469948
>their true form is some demonic hellspawn
>whatshername has to choose between saving her race or saving her lover
Too predictable. Hopefully they'll get creative with it but so far they seem to have written themselves into a wall.
>>25469957
Oh, I forgot it was this week!
Please stop posting random ponies' butts. They just got an internet connection and they're horrified.
>>25469946
good
because you're also going to have to take care of her big pretty friend too
>>25469957
What kind of board games?
Pony board games?
>>25469948
>tfw we are going to get pony Drow instead of something halfway interesting
Plus would the Umbrun (Umbran?) still harbor an intense hate for the crystal ponies after 1000+ years in captivity or would they be apathetic or even hopeless of ever escaping?
Fuck public opinions can change in days depending on events, how different would they change after a thousand years?
>>25469806
Zecora doesn't have that many stripes
>>25469982
Silver Spoon? Awesome!
>>25469983This week it was a round of Superfight, The Resistance, and One Night Ultimate Werewolf. 8+ people is a hard category to play with.
>>25469994
This made me check to make sure the marker was here.
>>25469992
They will love Radiant Hope forever and ever and be peaceful, happy things that will never give in to Sombra's evil plans for world conquest
>>25469992
Because Whitley is a hack.
For some reason Hope lived among them for 1000 years. Somehow.
>>25470019
Talking about comics in MLPG is almost exactly like talking about comics on /co/.I hate it.
>Silver Spoon special talent isspooning
>>25470037
Head canon acquired.
She would make a great wife.
>>25470036
We have fun when an actually good comic is released.
>>25470050
I don't.
>>25470050
>There is no end!
>Return to Start!
I want off.
Starting Comic #36 storytime here:
>>25470067
>>25470037
>>25470047
I always liked to think she's really good at giving/writing speechesBut since she hangs around DT so often she never has to think or speak for herself
>>25470074
how random
>>25470072
I swear to god if they try to force us to like that retard OC Radiant Hope...
Asshole got together a bunch of villians to attack the Crystal empire, restored Sombra to his former power. Plans on releasing the umbrums to attack all of Equestria.
>>25470072
One page in and I'm already cutting myself on the edge.
>>25470111
>try to have any dialogue for an evil villain or character
>anything that would paint him as an evil guy or just an asshole is just responded with "ow the edge"
>>25470111
>villain can't act as a villain
>>25470111
Oh I'm laughing!
Oh! So Radiant Hope fucking promised to let the changelings fuck over Equestria?
>>25470072
After the last fucking one? No thank you.
COME ON AND SLAM
>>25470143
It's not the Crystal Empire, so what does she care? It's not like she knows Celestia and Luna and- oh wait, she just watched them get fucking stoned. Sure hope that Day-Night cycle is automated!
>>25468424
from the thumbnail doesnt it look like pinkie is some kind of shark dinosaur
>>25470167
>Flim
>Panel says Slam
Flim Slam?
>Asshole got together a bunch of villians to attack the Crystal empire, restored Sombra to his former power. Plans on releasing the umbrums to attack all of Equestria.
A character that did/does something shitty being redeemed because they realize what they did was wrong/stupid/whatever isn't really anything new.
dork magic
>>25470195
cadance is the complete opposite of a dork, she was canon the hot rich popular girl in pony highschool.
you FUCKING retard
>going to the realm of the beasts your race imprisoned for millenia
pony wears the jumpsuit
This shit is so OOC it sounds like the setup of an erotic fanfiction.
>>25470240
what is this shitty garbage
>>25470240
>This shit is so OOC
>my only response to this would make me insult my favorite princess
Oh my god!
Sombra confirmed for cutest filly.
>>25470273
unf
I quit.
This is the line that made me quit.
This is inexcuseable.
More offensive than anything else in this comic.
>>25470279
I wanna suck his colt dick while he's paralyzed that dark magic bullshit or whatever his backstory is
>Twilight killed meme oc of the comic
cool
>>25470315
No no, you don't understand. Radiant Hope has now ascended to full Mary Sue status.
>>25470326
When is this fucking comic going to end'
How would you rate Comic #36 out of 10 mlpg?Think anything can save this arc at this point?
Kill the pony.
>>25470335
eh/10
ISIS pony
>>25470335
shit/10
>>25470337Glue the pony
>>25470335
5/10
I want to know how it ends.
>>25470335
D-
I've finally realized what this arc's problem is. I truly, genuinely believe that a story like this could be at least tolerable if done right. But the thing is, from reusing villains, to stringing along a retard Mary Sue that conveniently does everything for them, to the big bad demonhorses being sealed by a fucking wooden door, says one thing and only one thing: laziness. I don't get it. Whitley's other comics weren't as bad as this. What happened? This wouldn't even pass for bottom of the barrel FIMFic offerings. I culd write a better story than this. Fuck, I HAVE written better stories than this, and my stories are literal fetishfics.
The only thing that kept me reading was the desire to see how deep the rabbit hole goes, and we've hit China at this point.
Holy shit what is this meandering, confusing, bullshit heap of a comic?
>>25470426
Officially licensed fanfiction
>>25470426
not canon
>>25470391
>Sombra's body/leg here
What
>>25470426
Welcome to Whitley comics.
Remember when he did a Luna x Spike comic, only to have her fuck off the page after where the preview ended so his OC could launch into a tirade about how racism against dragons is bad?
>Take away Twilights magic so she can't interfere with the comics plot.
>Fuck it, let's just let her have it back anyway so she can join in on this clusterfuck.
FuckingFillies
>>25470457
It's not even so she can p articipate
It's so she can give Radiant Hope a noble sacrifice moment
>>25470448
No, because I didn't read anything past the Shiny and Candanananananananabatmance highschool one
Fuckingfat ponies
>>25470448
Christ, don't fucking remind me of that shit.
>>25470457
And don't forget, the only purpose she had was shooting Ms. Mary Sue.
>>25470448
SOCIAL JUSTICE SPIKE TO THE RESCUE
>>25470479
It was just so transparent.
Where does IDW find these people?
This is part 3 of a 4 comic arc, right?
Jesus, the next issue is going to have THE asspull of the century to wrap up all this retarded crap they've been building up to.
>Crysalis + changling army on the loose.
>Sombra back to full power.
>Umbrum released.
>Celestia + Luna trapped in stone.
>>25470493
Deviantart or through recommendations, I guess. And since they're all in the same social strata, the kool-aid tends to end up poisoning the well.
I'm surprised that IDW didn't do a "Nominate a fiction story to be made into a comic" kind of deal already. And then royally fuck it up.
>>25470498
>>Crysalis + changling army on the loose.
They've technically been on the loose since the Chrysallis comic.
>>Celestia + Luna trapped in stone.
They're going to need the crystal pony to cure them.
>>25470517
Not even that. Once Hope puts the crystal heart back on the pedestal and becomes a princess, the resulting shockwave will auto-cure the two princesses and make everything fucking peachy.
>>25470541
I want to eat out that pony.
God, that comic really triggered my autism. I'm a little bit legit angry right now. The more I think about it, the more and more things I find wrong with it. I'd draw something to calm myself, but it's late.
Maybe I could try a quick doodle. Lay something on me.
>>25470535
This is literally how it always works and you sound irritated by the fact that this is how it works.
The magical mcguffin saves the fucking day with a magical beam or wave, everything is happy again, the villains now shit rainbows or are vaporized.
>>25470555
Sombra getting his dick kicked in.
>>25470555
CMC playing around with Celestia and Luna's hair.
>>25470541
>That's not chocolate, but a physical demonstration on how shitty Pinkie is.
>>25470555
Sombra in a sombrero. A sombrero that represents how silly this comic is.
>>25470555
The Miami Dolphins raping the main 6 in a cave.
>>25470573
>Post S3 Pinkie
Fixed it for you
>>25470535
>Once Hope puts the crystal heart back on the pedestal
fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK!
And then Sombra will be turned back to his umbra-state, and locked away back in that prison place.
And we'll get an entire page where Radient Hope mopes about how Sombra really is good on the inside! And all the ponies will forgive her and feel sorry for her the poor little deary she really meant well by trying to turbo-fuck everything.
>>25469944
That world looks drawn-in, like an illusion.
fact
Twilight is a psychic treadmill repairmare
FACT
>>25470594
So when is the Past Sins comic adaptation coming out again?
>>25470590
>Pre S4 Pinkie*
Reminder that Twilight is cute.
Reminder that Anon is gullible.
Reminder that you're Discord.
>>25470557
>Celestia + Luna defeated Sombra the first time.
>Fuck, we'd better turn them to stone so they can't just magic away the comics antagonists.
>Instead, let's have the crystal heart magic away the antagonists instead!
fuuuuck thiiiiiiis shiiiiiit
Reminder that you need a reminder.
>>25470663
FUCK
>>25470645
A real cutie patootie
>>25470594
And all will be forgiven because she has a vagina and was raped into doing what she did by an evil stallion.
>>25470645
>>25470581
>>25470565
There was an attempt
>>25470668
If you hate reading the fucking comics, I don't know, you could STOP READING THE FUCKING COMICS?
>>25470692
You... tried.
Why didn't Radiant Hope just go to the princesses, and tell them about how the umbra are misunderstood?
Then take them to the prison place, where they could see for themselves.
Why sneak around, getting together all those villians to fuck shit up?
>>25470692
L.E.W.D.
>>25470697
Because then Price wouldn't be able to jack off to Chrysalis for four issues.
>>25470692
It's perfect
>>25470697
>Why sneak around, getting together all those villians to fuck shit up?
Because females do not think logically.
Neither do ponies.
Now combine the two...
>>25470668
>Celestia + Luna got disable by FUCKING VINES
>Luna act like retarded Pinkie Pie during this sequence
>Celestia later apologize to the deer that disable them in the first place
>>25470717
>Celestia + Luna got disable by FUCKING VINES
>>25470709
Because Whitley realized that he could reuse villains and not have to think of an original setup.
>>25470738
>Fucking vines.
UNF
>>25470738
Discord's magical vine =/= wild vine
>>25470738
At least the situation warranted it. The comics have just used it as a bullshit excuse. It wouldn't have been hard either. All Cook could have done was include a bit about how not even the princesses are above the law. One easy sentence and sets up the shenanigans perfectly.
>>25470771
>>25470773
>>25470771
Did they seriously steal a joke from the Pebble and the Penguin?
Kek
>>25470801
>3 at once
Oh god.
I can't handle all this princest
>>25470822
Now including best princess!
>top retainer broke
>prob $250 for a new one
>no gf to even have good teeth for
why do I even bother lads
>>25470843
I don't have a gf, but I still spend money on ointments for a bald spot.
>>25470843
So your teeth don't look like shit?
>>25470843
To spare yourself the pain of your teeth slowly grinding out of place?
>>25470843
What kind of orthodontist charges $250 for a new retainer? Mine only charged like $50.
>>25470832
I gave up on cosmetics after chipping two teeth. All I care about now is how healthy and clean they are.
>>25470634
*Post TMPP Pinkie
I think I have a problem.
I keep falling in love with ponies.
>>25470273
this is legit the coolest part of the story
that style is awesome
>>25470801
>Princess Celestia's proboscis
>>25470877
>tfw yellowish tint to teeth, decade old cavity fillings, slight gap in front (never had braces)
>tfw dentists consistently amazed with what good teeth I have
>>25470879
Fall in love with one pony
That's what I did
>>25470865
that's a good point
I don't know, theyre the clear plastic ones, a nurse warned me when I got them that if I break them, it would be $250
I cracked it a little when I was trying to brush them and I think the crack has gotten worse last few months an they keep bothering me about a checkup
>>25470923
>Don't use retainer for two weeks.
>Develop gap in teeth.
>Fucked up 10 grand in surgeries and work.
>>25470923
Fuck man, if your orthodontist charges over $200 bucks for a retainer, then switch orthodontists and tell your old one to send the casts over. That's the hard part, getting the mold of the teeth.
>>25470937
>two weeks
That shouldn't have been enough time to see anything noticeable. Maybe two months, but how fucked up were your teeth before then? I've gone for two weeks without a retainer before. It hurt like a motherfucker putting it back in, but everything went back to normal after a few days.
What's your favorite type of pony episode mlpg?
>>25470941
Well you're really opening my eyes up now, I'll have to start calling a few places then. The nurse she would have to remild me for a new one if I broke this one. I just figured it cost alot because it's clear
I better not be getting scammed
>>25468510
Fluttershy stays on the ground, eventually finding Sweet Apple Acres. She is invited in and enjoys seeing all the new wonders. Since Applejack never returned they are shorthanded, so Fluttershy stays to help. It's difficult for a pegasus to learn earth pony work, but she keeps at it, learns to apple buck and eventually gets her apples cutie mark.
(The above is a wild guess.)
>>25470973
The ones with cute ponies.
>>25470954
I was wearing a palatal expander before my jaw surgery.
It may have been a few months, I don't know, but the fucking gap came out of nowhere.
>Tell new dentist/orthodontist I had a palatal expander put in.
>He looks at me and asks if I had nose bleeds.
>tfw he actually had a look of horror when I told him I had to use it on myself.
And yes, those things are fucking torture, holy shit.
>>25470973
S1 episodes
>>25470954
besides cracking it, I've been pretty religious about wearing them nightly, I went overseas and decided not to wear them once, next night was already getting tight all over
>>25470973
The ones that I get to watch with MLPG.
Why are wings such a pain in the ass to draw?
Birdponies confirmed least photogenic.
>>25470457
why does it look like twilys horn has been deep in someponys asshole
>>25471165
She contracted horn STDs from Sombra.
Fortunately all her friends where able to help her scrape it off.
tinytannedtiddies
>>25471211
What iftanlines?
unicorns were a mistake
earth ponies were a mistake
>>25471247
What are you two knuckleknobs doing up there?
>>25471247
Damn pegasi, always nesting in my rafters.
>>25471255
Well, they WERE gonna spook you, but it seems you saw them before they got the chance to hide.
>>25471273
Well, they were giggling so hard, I couldn't help but look at what was happening.
You got bits?
I bet she'd be fun to fillysit.
>>25471313
more than I can handle
>>25471317
ever read Calvin & Hobbes?
it'd probably be like that.
>>25471317
She'd be a great little filly.
Here lies Dash.
She wasn't the fastest.
horns into halos?
Why are there no Twinkle-Eyed ponies in G4?
>>25471377
Why are those 2 ladies made out of chocolate?
This latest episode was confusing to me in title and concept.
What, did the writers run out of ideas or something?
Because as an original idea, this one fell really flat.
>>25471395
No Pinkie.
Those are Niggers.
>>25471392
Because that shit is scary as fuck.
>>25471400
How was it confusing?
If anything it was too straightforward an execution of the concept
>>25471395
Twilight learned how to cast a chocofaction spell so they're committing delicious melty suicide in front of a fireplace
>>25471411
I sort of like the creepiness, though. The eyes are entrancing.
It's more alluring than crystal ponies.
>tfw Moondancer Unwashed will never be a thing
>>25471417
food transformation is unf
>>25471413
If the title of the episode was trying to be a clever word play or anything i failed horribly in my opinion.
>>25471416
>>25471416
>>25471416
Twilight should really just relax.
>>25471426
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatfield%E2%80%93McCoy_feud
>>25471423
>Implying she knows jack shit about bathing.
She probably owns a dish washer in mint condition. Because she uses only paper plates.
>>25471404
I'd grind on that nigger,
And make her a little bigger.big black ladydick woop woop
I love Princess Moondancer