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Gilda and Griffons Thread

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A place for all your griffons and griffon accessories.

Some good green from the last thread:
http://pastebin.com/dVbVkPPn
http://pastebin.com/13GJm7Nk
http://pastebin.com/57nV5J94

Old thread:
>>25336319
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>>25458861
First for bbq griffins.
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>tfw no catbird gf
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>>25458835
As far as I know it doesn't.
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So, what unfinished griffon stories do I have...

>Gilda raped rule 63 Fluttershy, and attempts to bury the hatchet with a fancy dinner date

>Gilda eats the mane six one by one as vengeance for 'Griffon the Brush Off', at anon's urging.

>Anon ends up the domestic slave of lesbian Gilda and Greta

>Pinkie and Gustave have sex after that image series where he makes cupcakes in her snatch

>Pre-redemption Gilda goes to the human world to seek human Rainbow Dash, whom she hopes she can still be friends with

>Rule 63 Gilda's viewpoint of Lost Treasure of Griffonstone. Ends in OT3 sex.

>The above, but with female Gilda and male Dash and Pank

>GildaXAnon has already happened; and the portal to Earth reopens riiiiiiight after Gilda lays an egg

>Gilda is penpals with Twilight Sparkle between her two appearances


Any of those jump out at anyone?
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>>25459246
>Gilda raped rule 63 Fluttershy, and attempts to bury the hatchet with a fancy dinner date
Holy shit, this one's old
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>>25459278
Yes it is.
And I cannot believe I encountered someone who knows that.
Hello, reader.
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>>25459246
>Anon ends up the domestic slave of Gilda and Greta

Holy mother of top unf this!
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>>25459307
Kinda sad that didn't got an ending,i wanted reconciliation sex
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>>25459246
>>Anon ends up the domestic slave of lesbian Gilda and Greta
this!!!
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>>25459246
>Anon ends up the domestic slave of lesbian Gilda and Greta

>The above, but with female Gilda and male Dash and Pank

>GildaXAnon has already happened; and the portal to Earth reopens riiiiiiight after Gilda lays an egg

Sound good
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>Anon ends up the domestic slave of lesbian Gilda and Greta.


If there is no paw worship then it's fucking pointless.
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>>25459479
Why do griffon threads attract footfetish people?
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>>25459488
You don't know the awesomeness of a Griffons paw pads?
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>>25459488
>2015
>Not wanting Gilda to return home after a long run and rub her paws on your face while calling you a faggot.


What's up with you?
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>>25459616
>>25459576
The fuck, guys?
He didn't even say footfetish was bad.
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>>25459639
This. I was just curious. Of all the parts of them (big wings, talons, snuggly feathers, soft fur, powerful, etc) the paws are such an afterthought IMO.
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Lads lets get back on track here, where is based writefag?
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>>25459672
Snowglobe?
Probably getting laid.
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>>25459695
Isn't he writting green all over the place?
He's like weaver but with stories
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Is there no anon that will save us?
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>>25459799
Maybe I don't know, I only pay attention to a few generals.
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>>25459799
Yeah, that's a good way of putting it.
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QT catbirb secretary deserves to be in this thread too.
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Would you take care of a homeless Gilda?
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>>25460617
I would take care of any Gilda.
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>>25460292
Is secretary smut writefag still here? Have you written anything else with Hail in it? Or griffons at all?
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>>25460842
I actually have written stuff with Hail in it. Made her for a long ass green I wrote for the (now pretty much permaded) dragonanon thread a while ago. You can find it in the account hosting the pastebin in the OP. She plays a sizeable part in the story but she's not the main interest or anything. Other than that and the smut, I haven't really written any green with griffins playing a big part I'm afraid.
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>>25460971
You really should write more with her in it. Even if not with Anon, I'd love to see her fleshed out more. this is how you get fanart
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>>25460988
Well she does get decent characterization in the dragonanon green. You should read it sometime.

T-totally not shilling...

But yeah, I'd like to write more with her. I have a few ideas about some comfy little stories with her and Anon. Would you guys prefer Earth or Equestria as a setting? I was thinking Earth myself but I know some people are really adverse to it, and I'm fine with doing some stuff in Equestria.

Fanart would be awesome. I've only ever had someone draw something for my green once and I was happy for a whole month afterward.
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>>25461056
I'll check it out. As for where, whatever makes more sense for the rest of the story. People here aren't picky, I'm sure you realized that. They just want the catbutt and the paws.
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>>25461056
Go with what you think is best
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>>25459695
who
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Griffons are jerks!
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>>25461711
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>>25461711
dubs confirm griffons are the best types of jerks
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>>25461711
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>>25461711
I heard you let them eat you
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>>25461711
>Dash's face when she finds out you blew off her race with the Wonderbolts to hit up some dive bar with Gilda and get so drunk, you two start fucking on a corner table while everyone cheered you on. (You made 35 Bits in tips that night.)
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>You will never convince Gilda to leave Pinkie's lame Hearth's Warming Eve to go break into Twiggy Piggy's castle and fuck like rabbits on her magic map-table
>You two will never use your combined love juices to smear "Twi's a dweeb" and "Spike is her bitch" onto the table
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>>25459246
Have you checked this one out? I only have two chapters left to write before I call it complete.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/285463/mother-fluffer

It's Gilda X Twilight Velvet (Twi's Mom)
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>>25464123
Where do people come up with these pairings? Twilight mom and gilda?
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>>25464237
You should know by now that people do a lot of strange things.
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>>25464237
Gilda x Spike is a guilty pleasure.
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>>25464237
Funny thing is, that wasn't even my idea originally. I heard someone on this board say it was their OTP, and I eventually thought of a story to put them together in a feasible way.

I've also shipped Zecora/Rarity and Thunderlane/Granny Smith. It's a fun way to test my storywriting skills and see if an absurd pairing could work.
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>>25460971
Is there a link for that long-ass green?
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>>25464523
http://pastebin.com/u/Woofr
Anything labeled [dragon anon]
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I wrote Gilda with rule 63 Twilight once. They worked really well as a couple it turned out.
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What do you think Gilda in heat is like? Does she attack your cock whenever she gets even a twinge down there or does she resist it out of spite for her body, only to be an emotional and horny mess by the nighttime?
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>>25465095
>Gilda tells you she's in heat and needs a hand.
>You take your shirt off and run to your bedroom, every lewd fanfic you ever read running through your mind
>Can't believe its actually happening, you're going to have crazy hot heat se--
>She returns with a cotton swab and an ice pack
>"...why did you take your shirt off, dweeb?"
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>>25465095
Neither.
She'd be coarse, casual, and semi-demanding, as usual.
You know:
>She walks into the room
>"Hey."
>You turn your head to look at your quadrupedal wife.
>Her eyes narrow.
>"You should be fucking me right now."

A refusal will be met with a surprisingly sincere 'whatever', and acceptance will cause her to complain that you aren't taking your clothes off fast enough, before clinging to you in an odd, improvised position, cooch hovering just above the cock...
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>>25465336
Maybe when you're married for awhile. Before that though, before she's really ok with banging you on the regular, I think she'd be stubborn about succumbing to it
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>>25465725
I don't she'd have a problem indulging the lust so much as she'd have a problem admitting that she can't resist it.
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>>25465740
I think it's more that it's not on her terms that it would bother her. I dunno, I would have to write it out
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>>25465928
That's pretty much what I'm getting at.
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>>25465928
Actually, given that she's had heat for basically all her life, and all her friends and family have too, I don't think she'd view it as anything special or noteworthy. She'd prolly look at it the same way most people look at, say, a craving for a sandwich; it's normal to her, you know?
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>>25465976
But that's boring.
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How the heck did they decide to make Gilda sell scones? It seemed so weird and out of place.
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>>25467887
So they could have pinkie come in and fix everything.
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>>25466700
She looks like she needs a sandwich or two.
I like my catbutt wiafus plump and juicy.
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>>25468129
>not having a plump Juicy Griffon to put your stuffing in for thanksgiving.
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>>25468129
All those scones went right to her ass. just like my dick
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>>25466102
It can be made interesting by contrasting it with human stuff; or even just treating it as normal despite it being surreal, kinda like a light Twilight Zone.
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>>25468955
>Post banging
"Hey, G? You ever wanna, ya know, go out on a date first?"
>Never in a million years did you think you'd be bored with sex all the time.
>But ya know the old saying, you always want what you don't have.
>"What? You mean like where we go out and do stupid crap so you can impress me enough to spread my legs once?"
"That's not what dating is about, doofus. Its ya know, showing you care about the other party other than when you bang."
>"I let you...ya know...do that thing...in the bed...."
"...cuddle?"
>"Shut up, don't say it like a faggot!"
>Who does she think is even listening?
>"Besides, you take me out I gotta get all dressed nice and put on make up and look like I'm actually into you and be like 'oh please hold the door for me mr strong ass man, I might break a talon' and then we have to only have one drink and then we gotta pretend like we have shit to talk about and--"
>You clamp her beak shut.
"Do you only know about dating from the disney channel or something?"
>She glares and you release her beak.
>"No! But I've seen it, its so not-griffon!"
"Then how do griffons date?"
>"Typically we kill something and leave it on the doorstep of whoever we like."
>...
"You telling me I've been banging you cause I always go grocery shopping?"
>"Hey, that's not the ONLY reason! I like ripping your shirts up too!'"
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Where my griffon bros at?
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>>25469380
kek
needs work, but kek
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>>25470162
Hey
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>>25470162
ayy
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>>25469380
das cyoot mang
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>>25470983
>the midget is making 'fuck me' eyes
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>>25471050
Tiny griffons are not for sexual.
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>>25471074
Short people need love too.
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I wanna rub that tum
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>>25471278
>you will do literally anything with that tum
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>>25471278
You mean an Arctic Turn?
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>>25471345
Come again?
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>>25471376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBzwv057GPs
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>>25471278
I know she's supposed to be flying but I wish I'd come home one day and see her stretched out on my bed like that. I dunno if I'd be brave enough to pet her but fuck it would be tempting.
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>>25469380
Cute!
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>>25473069
U-unf...
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>>25473096
Is it paw time?
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>>25473281
Not till I'm done with that ass
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>>25473318
I got you
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>>25473281
It would be if someone would writefag it for once.
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>>25473878
Something wrong with your keyboard?
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>>25474255
This is a poor argument to make. If I write porn, even fetish fuel porn, I can't jerk off to it. It's like whacking it to yourself in the mirror. So even if he was the greatest smut writer on 4chan, I can understand the frustration of wanting to enjoy a good bit of smut someone else wrote.

>>25473878
I'll give it a try in a bit. But, it's not my fetish so don't be too picky.
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>>25474284
God speed anon.
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>>25474350
Would a paw massage be something you'd want to read?
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>>25474507
Not anon from above, but I speak for everyone when I say yes.
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>>25474507
yes
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Continuing from http://pastebin.com/dVbVkPPn
Some well needed paw service.

>You slipped two scones inside a paper bag, offering them to the unicorn.
>She thanked you eagerly and practically had one in her mouth as the 4 bits landed on the counter.
>You peered beyond her and saw a line of ponies at least 15 deep.
>As she cleared away, a young pegasus flapped up to your eye level and asked for 6 of them.
>You did your best to bag them up while making small talk with the new customer.
>He began talking about the weather forcasts for the next few days when...
>"FUCK!"
>Gilda yelled from the cooking area, and a burnt scone was sent sailing into a nearby park.
>He winced like he never heard a bad word before and you rolled your eyes.
"The chef gets...passionate when they don't come out right. That's why they're so good, ya know?"
>He seemed to accept that as he forked over a small pouch full of bits and took two bags worth of scones in exchange.
>You told the next pony to wait a moment and you leaned back to where Gilda was.
"You alright, boss?"
>"This oven never keeps the right temperature! Burnt like 5 of them this time!"
"We should take off the burnt parts and cut the rest up as free samples. Beats throwing them to the pigeons."
>She grumbled something you were better off not hearing and returned to baking.
>You went back to selling.
>Gilda had been right, the moment she wasn't directly interacting with customers, sales skyrocketed.
>Almost too much so, you found the stock running out before Gilda could replenish it.
>You were used to rushes at the coffee shop but she clearly never had this problem before.
>It caused her to make mistakes and despite the length of the line, you might have to close up early if she keeps burning them.
>"Four please!"
>You quickly completed another order and did a silent count of what you had left.
>If everyone kept ordering more than one, you'd be out before that line got even halfway finished.
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>>25475372
My nig you've saved us all
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>>25475372
"So tomorrow, lets take a day and find a new oven."
>About ten minutes after you ran out of scones, Gilda burnt another batch and before she could hurl the hot oven into another cart, you opted to close up early.
>Everyone on the line got a half price voucher for next time and you locked up the cart.
>Gilda, on the other hand, spent the majority of that time kicking the oven into pieces.
>It spooked the hell out of the vendors on either side of you, much as you tried to assure them everything was fine.
>"We can bake a shitton at the apartment tonight. Then tomorrow, you open and sell the shit out of them while I find a new oven. We can't miss a day, that crumpet asshole across the way would love it!"
>You sigh and don't say anything.
>She was in chef mode, as you jokingly had come to call it, and it was better to let her work it off.
>Though if turning your oven into a pile of slag wasn't enough to cool her off...
>"Hurry up, Anon. My feet are killing me!"
"Fly. I'll meet you home."
>You had noticed she was walking with a little bit of a limp on her left side but you knew better then to ask about it.
>"Ugh, fine. Don't take too long, we got a lot of work to do!"
>Off she went.
>You continued along, passing some storefronts till one in particular caught your eye.
>It was almost a week since you and her had that little heart to heart and you had to reupholster the couch cushions.
>Between selling scones, baking scones, carrying ingredients, and counting bits, you hadn't really had time to do couple stuff together.
>Or address if she wanted to do that in the first place.
>You certainly didn't mind the idea, you spend so much time with her as it is now.
>Not to mention you were sleeping together every night, in every sense of the phrase.
>Maybe it was time for you to take a little initiative and be a little more than a friend with benefits?
>Ideas on how formed in your head as you made a small detour on the way home.
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>>25475372
>>25475472
Oh!
One hundret between! Oh!
It's you. Moar.
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>>25475472
>When you got to your apartment door, there was a fresh talon mark in the wood.
>Someone is still angry, you thought, as you shoved the door open.
>The smell of fresh pastries was already dominating the small space.
>"Bout time you made it back, dweeb. Wish we could drag this badboy down to the marketplace."
>She patted the stove, and you could see there was already a few dozen scones on baking trays cooling on any flat surface she could find.
"Shit, Gilda, how much did you make?"
>"Enough so you won't be closing down in the middle of the day again! What took you so long, you have a secret dork meeting or something?"
"I was a little weighed down by success."
>You smirked and dropped the hefty bit-bag on the couch.
>It clinked and clattered and she went a little starry-eyed at the sight.
>"That's from today!?"
"Minus a business expense."
>Her expression went from damn near squee-ing back to her typical resting bitch face in an instant.
>"The hell is a business expense?"
>You held up a brown paper bag.
>She tilted her head and her eye focused dead on it.
>It was cute when she acted like a bird.
>"What's that?"
"Something for later. You need help?"
>She snorted and gave a curt nod.
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>>25475372
>>25475472
>>25475530

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWizDna1XO4
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>>25475530
More of this story is exactly what I need right now.
Bump.
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Some time ago I posted in the Ponies in Earth thread a story of Gilda, Purplesmart, and their human host attending a small Texas-style BBQ as a sort of small-scale cultural exchange thingy.

Purplesmart ate corn on the cob, cutely. Gilda drank way too much Pearl brand brand beer, got messily drunk and started eating the raw chicken before it could go onto the grill. Gilda is a very emotional, touchy-feely drunk, apparently.
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>>25475530
>Three hours later, the two of you managed to bake about 50 scones, seal them up in stay fresh containers, and count up the bits for a new oven for tomorrow.
>Despite everything, you were still in the green for the month, after a few more solid days you'd have the rent all paid for.
>Who knows, you might be able to afford to pay yourselves at the rate you were going.
>"Phoenix be damned, I'm beat."
>Once all the chores were over, Gilda went straight for the couch and threw herself onto it with as much grace as you'd expect from her.
>Legs, wings, tail and talon were everywhere, and you had to reposition her just to sit.
>"Not doing that shit ever again..."
"It wasn't so bad."
>"Fuck that, you weren't working on a busted paw."
>She rolled on her side and groaned, kicking her feet off the couch.
>That's when you remembered your little surprise and you snatched the small bag off the coffee table.
>"Oh yea...so what's in the bag that's worth 10 bits...10 of your bits I might add, that's coming outta your share."
"That's fine."
>You flip the bag over and purple bottle of something clunks out onto the coffee table.
>She eyes it quizzically.
>"Moisturizer? Really, dweeb? Your soft fingers getting a little rough?"
>She snickers and you flip her off.
"You'd be the first to know how rough my fingers get."
>"Yea well, not tonight I won't. Too fucking tired, even for that."
>You shook your head and reached for her leg.
>"Hey, jackass, I said not--"
"Would you quit bitching and trust me?"
>She blinked but her leg relaxed.
>"What're you doing?"
"Being a good boyfriend."
>"Fah, you're not my boyfriend."
>Her tail thrashed a little when she said that.
>Never play poker, Gilda.
"Then call it an audition. Now quit complaining and let me do something nice, will ya?"
>She gave you a little bit of a glare but you could tell she was more curious than anything.
>You lifted her legs up and slid under them, letting her thighs rest on your lap.
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>>25476506
>She rolled on her side and groaned, kicking her feet and clawing at the upholstery.
>"Fuck yo couch, nigga! Fuck yo couch!"
>Griffin scones are a hell of a drug.

fix'd
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>>25458861
Daily reminder that griffon's preferred prey is the equine species.
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>>25476519
Although, it's not uncommon for the tables to turn in the Equine's favor~
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>>25476519
Im sure they love to eat them out
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>>25476506
>Despite all the sex you two had been having, it was always pretty quick and almost impersonal since that first night at the beginning of the week.
>Sort of a 'nothing better to do' bang.
>You hadn't given her a massage since then either, and you wanted to rectify that.
>While her wings got the bulk of the attention last time, her legs and paws were in a lot worse shape thanks to her little temper tantrum this afternoon.
>Slowly you began working the fleshy part of her thigh, and she instantly started to purr.
>"This isn't going to put me in the mood...no matter how--"
>You squeezed an extra tense muscle and her breath caught in her throat.
>She blushed and mumbled something.
"Not trying to. You messed your legs up pretty good when you busted up that oven, right? You want a massage or not?"
>"You ain't getting a raise either."
>Gilda stuck her tongue out then laid back down, closing her eyes.
>You chuckled and returned to her leg.
>The more you worked, the more her lower half relaxed and spread open.
>A little hint of musk began to creep into the air from her inner thigh, and much as you wanted to go upward and start fooling around, the last thing you wanted to do was prove her right.
>So you went further south, past her knees to her calves.
>They were tighter than you'd ever felt before, and even the lightest rub elicited a small moan from your grumpy roommate.
>But that wasn't your end goal tonight.
>Past her calves, lower and lower you went, till you reached a big furry paw.
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>>25476865
Why the glasses and sweater?
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>>25476998
No Idea.
The picture was in the last thread I just thought it was fitting.
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>>25476865
That is damned near on point what I'm visualizing while I write this.
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>>25477238
u-unf
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>>25476637
Hey sorry, work kicked my ass so I gotta stop. I'll pick it up tomorrow.
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>>25479214
God damn it!

disgruntled bump
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>>25479214
No problem.

Take your time.
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>>25476637
Moar.
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Man, Gilda really likes being tickled.
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>>25482049
She likes being the tickler too.
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>>25482079
>>25482049
Unf, Gilda dom is best dom.
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>tfw gilda will never tickle you until you pass out, taunting you all the while.
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>>25476637
>When your fingers slipped past her ankle, she tensed.
>As they brushed against her 'thumb', her purring stopped.
>You stole a glance back toward her, and she had her head to the side, beak clenched.
>Well well, someone's a little ticklish.
>Save that info for later, Anon, you have a job to do!
>Her left paw was first, and you lifted it slightly higher than her right so you could really get a good look at it.
>For how much she abused her feet this afternoon, it was in surprisingly good shape.
>The pads looked a little rough but the toes and fur were surprisingly soft and clean.
>Even the claws were filed and well kept.
>You never would have suspected she took good care of her feet.
>Then again, she's been full of surprises lately.
>"You like what you see, dweeb?"
>She leaned forward again, catching you while you surveyed her paw.
"Didn't figure you for the pedicure type."
>"Pfft, I can take care of my own boots, Anon. Maybe you like that frilly junk but I--"
>You frowned and tickled the little nub below her ankle.
>She jerked her leg and cringed a little.
>But the banter stopped.
>Snickering, you grabbed the lotion and squired a generous portion on your free hand.
>Bracing yourself in case she kicked, you gripped her leg on her ankle a little tightly and started to rub the substance into her pad.
>She trembled at first, fighting all the tickly urges you were causing.
>But the more you worked the lavender scented lotion into her pad, the more she relaxed
>As you pressed firmly on her middle pad, rubbing it into the cracks and damage from walking barefoot, her purring returned.
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>>25486749
oh baby
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>>25486749
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>>25486749
>The lotion did its job as well as the salespony had promised.
>As you pressed and kneaded her pad, the skin became smooth and soft.
>Gilda had grabbed a throw pillow and was rhythmically digger her talons into it.
>When you lifted her leg a little higher to rub the tender part of her tendon, you got a strong whiff of her sex, now mingling with the lavender.
>She like.
>She like a lot.
>Grinning, you dabbed a little more lotion on your fingers and pulled her big toe gently away from the rest of her foot.
>As you did with her main pad, you rubbed it in, feeling it heal the worn and rough parts of her otherwise well kept digit.
>Her claw retracted a little, and you did your best to avoid it as you did your work.
>"....shit..."
>She sighed and you saw her wing begin to slack off the cough.
>"Is this a human thing?"
"Turning majestic beasts into kittens? Could say we're good at that."
>"Ffff...I meant being a....ohfuckrightthere mmmmfff!!"
>Before she could tease you, you had her middle toe and rubbed between it and her foot.
>There was some kind of tense knot of muscle, must have been where she put her weight when she kicked the oven, and you were on a mission to soothe it.
>She squeezed the throw pillow and groaned.
>And here you thought her wings were the most abused part of her body.
>You took her right paw in your other hand and started to rub lotion into the pad with your thumb.
>She pulled the pillow against her chest and yelped.
>Kitten indeed.
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>>25487315
This is making me want a massage.
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>>25487315
the human hand is made of pure pleasure
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>>25487315
>"Ffff...I meant being a....ohfuckrightthere mmmmfff!!"

Being a what?
BEING A WHAT!?
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>>25488892
I want to know as well
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>>25487315
Glorious.

>>25488892
This.
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>>25487315
Ah shit, I think he's gone to bed now.
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>>25473386
Is that pink i see?
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>>25471278
But would you rub his tum?
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>>25491948
So long as we keep things above the belt.
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Think Gilda would get pissed if she caught you eating hotwings?
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>>25498255
Not unless "Hot Wings" is some girl she knows.
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>>25498255
Cats eat birds and some birds eat other birds, so I don't think she'd mind.

I think she only be pissed if you ate HER hot-wings.

>Gilda's face when she finds her hotwings bucket with nothing but bones in it and Anon passed out on her couch, surrounded by empty bottles of hard apple cider

>>25498616
>Her wings are so fast and nimble, she been known to jerk off a pair of pegasi to completion in mid flight without losing altitude
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>>25498659
I meant "give wing jobs to a pair of pegasi stallions"
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>>25498659
She's part eagle right? Eagles eat anything that's smaller than them. If anything it might impress her that you're raising and slaughtering chickens, only to take the smallest part and make it awesome.
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>>25487315
Please sir, may we have some more?
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>>25499662
This.
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>>25499662
Victorian England Griffons sounds pretty cool.
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>>25498852
>Eating dozen wings.
>Bout halfway through, pile of bones discarded on another plate.
>Gilda comes home.
>"Hey, dweeb, I..."
>She trails off as she sees the pile of bones, you sitting there with another wing half in your mouth, and the smell of the fried chicken bombarding her senses.
>"...what...what the heck is that?"
>Oh shit, that's right.
>They probably didn't have buffalo wings in their world.
>Shit, they're only about 50 years old on your world.
>She's practically perched at your feet, eyes zeroed in on the plate of food.
>Holy crap, she's actually waiting her turn to eat.
"You can have one."
>"Th-thanks...jerk."
>She hesitantly took a flat from the plate and nibbled on it.
>The nibbles quickly became full blown bites as she tore the meat from the bone.
>"You...killed and cooked these all by yourself?"
"I mighta."
>She'd never in a million years admit she had stars in her eyes.
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>>25505702
I'd bet she'd find BBQ ribs amazing too.
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>>25506360
Fast forward 5 years. Anon now has the most successful BBQ smokehouse open fire pit kinda place in all of Griffonstone. Lines are out the fucking door for food, and Gilda is the surly barmaid.
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>>25506407
Anon names it Hooters
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>>25506562
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>>25506562
>Griffon waiters and waitresses wearing t-shirts that show off how fluffy their crest feathers are and tight shorts that accentuate every curve and crevice (and occasional bulge) without showing any naughty bits
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>>25507187
Unf
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>>25507187
Perfect setup for so many little fun genres.
>Anon as a crazy head chef/owner
>Flirtatious waiters/waitresses all trying to get on Anon's cock.
>Yandere Gilda working the bar and stopping the wait staff from getting on Anon's cock.
>Jerkass griffon owner always trying to shake Anon down for more rent and free food.
>Spike in there somewhere because fuckit why not.
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>>25507187
>>25508109
>get to eat with delicious catbutt everywhere

I'd go there every day.
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>>25508109
So what would the restaurant look like? And the popularity? It would have to have people there for them to enjoy slutty griffin waitresses.
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>>25507187
>>25508109
What Griffon Sports would they be showing?
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>>25508677
Curling
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>>25508785
>one griffon out front using her tail as a scrubber

OH BABY
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>>25508677
Griffs probably have some kind of aerial rugby.
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>>25509729
>not playing talonegg
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>>25510736
That's hoofball
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>>25508785
for a second there, I read that as Culling. Like they were all watching the whatever the fuck they got and it was showing different predators taking down prey. They'd have Fantasy Culling Clubs were they would track the stats of their favorite predators and make Dream Teams.
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>>25511408
>playing the wimpy pony version.
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>>25510736
>>25511408
>>25511533
>Both versions are actually exactly the same.
>Griffins are really touchy about it.
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Bump in a box.
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>>25510736
>I ancient times Griffons would charge into another clans nest and steal an egg from them.
>Both clans would do this to see who would be the dominant clan.

>after it became illegal to steal other griffons eggs they switched to a fake egg and it became Griffons favorite sport to play.
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Writefriend where are you?
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>>25515466
I don't know what to feel about this. Part of me is confused, but slightly aroused.
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>>25517321
All you need to know is touch fluffy tail
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>>25517366
Catbuttlestia especially looks fluffy and comfy as fuck.
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>>25517407
How do you get her into the water?
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>>25517447
Throw the cat.
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>>25517447
Would catnip and the promise of fresh fish work?
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>>25517496
How about the promise of anal?
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>>25518287
Wait gilda has a dick now?
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>>25518405
No futa Gilda please. She's better as a take no shit chick. You give her a dick it ruins it.
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>>25487315
>After giving each toe a good squeeze, you moved your hands south of her pads and kneaded into the stiff tendon there.
>She groaned and stretched as you did your work, finding it not so different from a human foot when it came to where rubbing needed to happen.
>So long as you put enough pressure, you didn't tickle her, though a stray slip of your finger sometimes caused her leg to jerk and tense.
>Least you knew if you were ever feeling mischievous her feet were prime spot for a good prank.
>Another time though, she was tired and still irritable despite the labored groans coming from her.
>More of a reason to ignore the dampness between her legs.
>It was getting you hard now, her scent lighting a fire in your loins even greater than the first time you and her fucked.
>Shifting so she didn't accidentally brush against your growing tent, you bent her knees slightly and rotated your thumbs in stiff circles.
>Her toes went taut and relaxed with every swirl, and the couch was vibrating from her deep purring.
"I think I missed my calling, I should massage griffons for a living."
>You chuckled and squeezed the upper part of her pads.
>"You touch another woman with those hands, I will murder the both of you."
>She snorted and you teased her pad
>Her attempt to be intimidating was cut short with a mix of giggling and a surprised gasp.
>Don't threaten a man holding your feet, you thought, and you resumed massaging her.
>"I mmmmff....I mean it! So long as you and I are together....nnnggggg....I get the massages!"
"So we're together now? Oh funny how a few minutes ago I wasn't even your boyfriend."
>She lifted her head to front at you, and you rubbed a tender spot.
>Her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fell backward onto the couch.
>That's right.
>Don't forget who's in charge.
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>>25520144
>to front
*to frown
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>>25520144
Rub a dub dub
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>>25520144
>The rest of the foot massage took place in silence.
>Save the steady purr and occasional murmur from the pile of mush that was once Gilda, there wasn't much to be said anymore.
>As you finished your routine, you gave each pad a gentle kiss, and she shivered both times.
>It was also a clever excuse to steal a final glance at her sex.
>Swollen, leaking, the fur around it damp and inviting.
>You could feel the pre in your own boxers, your rod pushing against its prison, begging to be put to good use.
>"....fuck..I needed that...."
>Her eyes were half-lidded as she leaned up a little, letting the throw pillow fall to the ground.
>"I don't think I can move....I don't want to..."
>She flailed her talons pathetically and huffed, her body failing to follow her commands.
>Or she was just being a big baby, either way you knew what it meant.
>Sighing, you pushed yourself off the couch stared her down.
>Your look of annoyance was met with fluttering yellow orbs.
>Dammit, you were such a pushover.
>"This is your fault anyhow, you should be the one to fix it."
>She snickered as you lifted her off the couch.
>She wrapped her talons behind your neck and you felt her tail begin to stroke at your erection.
>"Didn't know you liked my paws THAT much, Anon. Hmmph, and here I thought you were being nice."
>She teased and you rolled your eyes.
"I'll drop you on your wing you keep it up."
>"No, you won't."
>She winked and nuzzled your neck.
>"You're a good guy, Anon. I'm not supposed to fall for dweebs like you."
>You shook your head as you brought her to bed, her tail refusing to stop tickling your cock from below.
>She's lucky you're just as tired, or she'd be bent over the kitchen table by now.
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>>25520423
And that's all for rubbing Gilda's feet. I'll throw it in the same paste, after the original story.
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>>25520441
Nice one writefriend

I like how you developing the relationship.

Keep up the good work!
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>>25520524
Thanks. I rather enjoy non-romantic romances.
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>>25520674
Yeah I think the relationship aspect is the best thing in both the stories.
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>>25520423
>humanity conquers Equestria not through force but through their massaging skills.
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>>25520441
Nice
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What are some good GildaxAnon fics?
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>>25522278
Define good. What are you looking for?
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>>25522406
I dunno, like stuff with feels and romance but also smut
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>>25522569
I want to write something where Gilda breaks her wing and Anon helps her deal with being flightless for awhile.
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>>25522623
have them fug at the end
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>>25522733
I'd have them fuq at the beginning because Gilda doesn't like feeling helpless and she'd wanna exert herself over Anon.
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>>25522623
>>25522755
do it tbqhwyfam
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>>25522623
>>25522755
sounds cool
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>>25522623
DO IT!
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>>25523014
>>25523890
>>25524588
Stand alone or same Gilda from Scones?
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>>25527949
I'd prefer continuation from scones but I don't mind either way.
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>>25527949
If you think it will be ooc for scones Gilda then do it standalone.

I'm with >>25528024 though.

Both sound good.
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>>25528024
>>25528072
It would probably be different from what I said last night but her being hurt (ie, Anon will prob have to fight to do anything nice for her, because she'd be insisting she can do stuff and they'll fight a lot) but it goes with the tug of war for dominance I'm trying to have them have.
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>>25528120
Sounds like it would work well with how you have done her character in scones.
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>>25528120
Sounds good
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>>25528120
>anon I can do it
but you-
>I SAID I CAN DO IT DWEEB
fine

-a few mins later

>.... anon can you help me
What was that
>I said I need your help okay!
What happened to being a strong independent griffon that don't need no help?
>*sigh* You were right okay? I'm just not used to being so helpless! you gonna help me or not?
Fine but next time you are gonna have to say please.
>How about next time I give you a black eye instead.
Okay maybe not then.
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>>25528673
Pretty much. Too cliched?
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>>25529148
it was just the first thing I thought of with the scenario you described.
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>>25529456
I'll do what I can so it isn't that cut and dry.
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>Tfw you will never be confronted by her
>Tfw she will never belittle you
>Tfw she will never 'protect' you
>Tfw you will never ask her why she picks on you
>Tfw when she will never admit anything
>Tfw you will never play a hunch
>Tfw when both of you will never hold hands
I've never considered myself a philosopher, but i find myself asking why.
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>>25529922
It wasn't supposed to be an insult. I just wanted to write something, I'm just not very good.
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>>25533019
I didn't take it as an insult, but you did show it was a little too cliched and predictable. While I realize stories like these always are predictable to an extent, I try not to fall into those really obvious snares. Don't stop writing yourself, either.
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>>25533094
Yeah I just wrote it cus I liked the Idea more than anything else.
I'm sure you can avoid making it too cliched.
But thanks, Ill try to keep writing.
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Late night bump.
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>>25536137
That's a whole lotta catbird.
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If anyone is interested, I just finished my Gilda/Twilight Velvet crackship today.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/285463/mother-fluffer
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>>25539872
Nice
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>>25539872
I don't know how to feel about this, but I'll let ya know after I read it.
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you are now GILDA
you wake up to find your tail is now a snake.
what do?
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>>25541711
I would stop dropping acid.
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>"Hey dweeb, you up?"
> Gilda nudged you with her beak, ensuring the answer to that question was yes.
> You two had gone to bed an hour ago and she'd been a bit restless.
>With a sigh, you rolled over to face her.
>"How long do humans...ya know, live?"
> That was certainly out of left field...
"I dunno...seventy years, give or take a few decades. Why?"
>"Just wondering...."
>She looked away.
> It got a lot quieter.
> And despite her pulling you into a feathery embrace, it felt colder all of a sudden.
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>>25542603
Comrade. Stop this comrade.
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>>25542603
Oh, fuck.

>>25542639
This.

I am not ready for Gilda dying of old age in Anon's arms when Anon will live something like the another half of his life alone.

Nope. Please, no.
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>>25543112
I do believe the implication is that, as a magical creature, Gilda would be outliving Anon by more than a good few miles.
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>>25542603
I didn't need these feels before bed, anon.
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>>25543269
Either way, it is terrible.
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>>25542603
MOAR! Don't let these pansy's stop you.
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>>25543112
>>25543269
There's no information on how long griffons live so I left it vague.
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>>25544452
Still, it hurt like hell.

Please, continue.
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>>25542603
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>>25542603
>It was your turn to be restless.
>She found her cuddle spot in the crook of your neck, nuzzling your chest occasionally.
>Her talons were digging into you, her wing wrapped around you both.
>It wasn't comfortable though, she was rarely this clingy at night.
>Usually a little bit of snuggling happened but she'd roll over and go to sleep afterward.
>You were staring at the ceiling when you broke the silence.
"Do griffons believe in an afterlife?"
>She shrugged but her grip managed to tighten.
"Humans have a lot of different ideas. Part of me even thinks this is heaven."
>She snorted shook her head no.
>"Don't think they make you cook scones and deal with ponies in heaven."
"Good point. But I still don't know how I ended up here? Maybe that's what happens. You die and you go somewhere you want to be."
>"You want to be in a dinky apartment with a pain in the ass job?"
"Not exactly...still better than home."
>"Why's that?"
>You didn't answer.
>All you did was scratch the small of her back, where her wings began.
>She coo-ed slightly and wiggled closer to you.
>"You're so friggin' lame...."
"You love it."
>"Shut up."
>It got quiet again but at least you didn't feel cold anymore.
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>>25545544
D'aww
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>>25545544
>It got quiet again but at least you didn't feel cold anymore.
The double dubs of feels...
Mang...
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>>25545544
>You will never contemplate life while cuddling Gilda in bed.

Might as well end it now.
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>>25547127
Get a down feather body pillow, it's probably the same thing.
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>>25549599
But it wont call you a dweeb while you cuddle it.
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>>25549876
>Insert voice box with squeezeable triggers and advanced voice rec.
>Hug it: "I-It's not like I like you or anything, dweeb..."
>Recognizes key dweeb words related to anime, gayming etc: "You're such a lame dweeb."
>Recognizes insults: "Shut up you fucking dweeb"
>Pillow also has motors inside it that'll smack you at random without breaking the pillow: "Stupid dweeb."
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>>25549943
>No pulsating motors that simulate purring when petting pillow
0/10 would rather cry myself to sleep alone - IGN
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>>25550800
Well fuck. I can't argue with dubs.

Ship it.
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>>25549943
>not making you own Sentient robot Gilda
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>>25515466

I'd transform the princesses into griffons against their will, and subtly change their minds to make them start loving their new bodies.
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>>25552872
I would usurp them and make Gilda Queen.
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>>25553533
Gilda would hate that shit. I'd blackmail them and get Gilda and I set up in some sweet do-nothing administration job in a province with beaches, ocean, and alcohol.
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http://imgur.com/a/CqTTP

Are there turkey gryphons?
And if yes, would you stuff them~?
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>>25553705
No. I wouldn't stuff them.Turkeys are ugly.
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>>25553802
>Gilda gifts Pinkie with a box of Hertz Donuts
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>>25553705
>most of those are anthro birds, not griffons.
Truly it is a sad day when even furfags don't love the catbirds.
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>>25554044
It's like when they try to sneak Puerto Ricans into thanksgiving parade as natives.
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>>25558006
Here I thought Gilda x Spike was a crack ship...
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>>25543269
>magic always works the most cliched way
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>>25558815
u wat
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>>25558858
>>25558006
Pft.
Gilda X Dusk Shine masterrace.
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>>25558903
Only good ship.
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>>25559119
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I want to have steamy passionate public sex with Gilda
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>>25559699
>implying Gilda would give you a choice in the matter if thats what she wanted.
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>>25559721
Nigga, Gilda is a jerk, not a rapist.
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>>25560167
It's not rape if you're into being dommed and she's in heat.
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>>25560172
this

It is my dream for Gilda to pin me down and "force" me to impregnate her
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>>25560199
Dubs confirm the dream
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>>25560172
The hell does heat have to do with anything?
If you want it, it isn't rape, if you don't, it is. It's pretty clear cut.
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>>25560199
>Griffon mythology has reference to a great leader who used the griffons to pull his chariot.
>When Gilda gets exceptionally horny and is fucking your brains out, she sometimes slips up and calls you 'apollo' or 'zeus'.
>While demanding you give her powerful children.
>It would be weird if it wasn't such a turn on.
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>>25560233
>griffons worship defunct human gods
Why do I like that idea?
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>>25560246
Maybe its a case of our universes occasionally bleeding into each other. Sometimes a human ends up there and 'enlightens' a generation or two of a species. I think a lot of greeks wandered into Equestria and when they weren't trying to make centaurs or sphynx, they were telling stories about their gods and some of them stuck. Other times something strange ends up here and we get mythology.
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>>25560268
That can work.
>Anon shows up in Griffonstone
>All the griffs like "oh shit another prophet"
>He teaches them the 'gospel' of comic and vidya characters
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>>25560300
"And yea, did Batman punch the fuck out of the evildoers, for he is the night, and thou shalt have no nights before him. And Bomberman looked upon this and smiled, for it was good. Also he's just kinda into destruction, so that worked out nice."
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>>25560300
>"Anon, tell us a story!"
>"Yea, like the one about Icarus!"
>Anon is surrounded by a good three dozen griffons and their young.
>They are wide eyed and leaning forward, ready for your wisdom.
"Icarus was the one who flew too close to the sun right?"
>They all nod.
>"He teaches us to heed the warning of--"
"Well screw him, Icarus is a little bitch."
>They all murmur and gasp.
"Let me tell you the story of Lockheed."
>You don't know much about mythology.
>But fuck if you knew a thing or two about engineering.
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>>25560300
"I'd love to tell you about Zeus and Demeter and all them, but, well...they didn't make it.
>Griffon gasps.
>"But, Anon! What kind of monster could possibly kill all of the gods?!"
>You smile.
"Once upon a time, there was a very, very angry man, named Kratos..."
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>>25560331
>why do i like this so much
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>>25560232
If her heat is so out of control she acts without thinking it's a little more forgivable than her deliberately raping you. Plus it's fucking hot.
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>>25561265
Literally.
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>>25561272
> you will never have post sex cuddles while she apologizes and swears it's never been that bad before.
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>>25561265
Hot is subjective, and her actions and her fault regardless.
Also how weak you think she is that couldn't resist that shit? She's had heat all her life. That's gotta be at least 15 heats before she even met you.
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>>25563398
The implication is that she's so hot for your cock and your offspring that she can't control herself when a heat of that magnitude hits. It's actually a power fantasy on the guys side, despite it making her dommie.
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>>25560320
Mah nigga
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>>25563753
This desu. While on the surface it looks like Gilda is raping you (and I can't believe we're arguing this off of tumblr. Who the fuck would say no to a horny Gilda?) its really her body controlling her because it wants the HMD.
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>>25563753
>>25564258
Neither of you understand sex, attraction, or even language.
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>>25564355
Take your autism somewhere else pls.
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>>25564409
You first.
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>>25564355
It's a fun scenario involving a fictional creature fucking your brains out. I'm sorry it is not missionary position for the sole creation of creating life.
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>>25564482
You should be.
In fact, apologize for not apologizing sooner.
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>>25564488
Your digits compel me to say sorry for your bland and boring sexual preferences.
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>>25564488
>Getting mad about other people's sexual preferences on the Internet
>ever

Kill yourself.
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>>25564524
It ain't a preference issue. I got my rape fantasies too. Just sayin none of that works that way.
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>>25564560
Why wouldn't it? If you can buy Gilda finding a human remotely attractive...
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>>25564459
>No U

Are you 12?
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>>25564648
>maymay comebacks
Are you 11?
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>>25564553
>the one not telling people to kill themselves is the mad one
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>>25564759
So if you're both underage, can you both get banned? Because you're shitting up a good thread.
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>>25564785
Sauce on pic?
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>>25565527
>>25566086
>>25566663
U-unf
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>>25567253
>unfing for a mary sue oc
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>>25567328
>not wanting paws in ur face
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>>25567351
I'll take the paws of a reasonable character with actual flaws.
Not some mary sue bullshit.
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>>25567482
>being picky about paws

wew lad
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>>25567913
>not being picky about literally everything
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>>25568156
>being a snob
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>>25568069
>you will never play dice games with griffons.
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>>25569917
>not being a snob
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Bomp
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Gilda best waifu.
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>>25571306
>not being not a snob
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>no Gilda in finale

It was very unlikely but i'm still disappointed.
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Do you think they will have another Griffon ep next season?
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>>25578191
I hope so
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>>25578191
Maybe one of the ponies will check up on Gryphonstone to see how Gilda is holding up.

It could be a great chance for Starlight Glimmer to prove her worth
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>>25579439
>starlight has to go around Equesria and make friends
>Gilda becomes one of Starlight's mane 6
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>>25580077
I smell a new crackship...

Not from me, though. I already have Gilda and Twilight Velvet as my OTP.
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>>25580077
>all the reformed baddies form a group to help spread Friendship in their own way.
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>>25580380
I'd watch that
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>>25583203
what a qt
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