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The Bradical Adventures of Normal Norman and Friends

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Canterlot High. The high-school everyone dreams of entering. Inside its walls there's a world of adventure you'll never see in any other educational institution. Romance, fights, ridiculousness and more, are part of our student's daily lives.

Just like the real world doesn't turn around you, Canterlot High's world doesn't turn around anyone in particular. So, you will see a bit of everyone's life in here, no matter how minor their role had been in canon, they have a place in here.

Come here so you can listen to, or tell us about...

The Bradical Adventures in Canterlot High.
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Yes. We're the Normal Norman thread
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Join us in creating the human world around our beloved school.

Any contribution is good, your contribution is the best
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>>25454070
Tripfags in Canterlot High
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REAL NIGGA HOURS BUMP
SMASH DAT LIKE
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Normans tip kissing Mauds womb while Pinkie films it WHEN!?
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>>25454454
when you think about it, the maud x anon scene could be almost norman x maud
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>>25454454
I remember that one time Norman tried dating Maud.
It was a weird date, or maybe it was just Maud that was weird.
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>>25455366
was weird date, but norman at least didn't spilled so much pasta.
maud is very cold in her expressions, but at least it help each time norman screwed up, she was calm
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>>25455366
Link?
Sounds amusing.
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Day 946
The Norman anime still isn't on the air
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>>25456864
someday anon
someday
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>>25457042
Her x Brad > Twi x Brad
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>>25457042
norman corrupting CP when?
and don't tell me "he's Canterlot". he fuck all girls there, some girls outside there
he must take all turf yo
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How close are Norman and Scott
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>>25458364
Lets sit and talk in the Sugarcube Corner close.
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>>25458364
Let's wrestle close
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>>25458417
>Lets sit and talk about how much of a pleb your are in the Sugarcube Corner close.
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>>25458607
Whats Scotts ppm (plebs per minute) rate while talking?
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>>25458620
Depends where he is
In a crowded, casual filled area like Sugarcube, it's off the charts.

>Scott orders from the "Secret Menu"
>SCC had to make a Secret Menu just for him because they never had one before
>Later on they said "Try our Secret Menu!" On the door
>Scott made a Classified Menu after that
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>>25458668
"b-but i don't want to"
>"relax norman. it's a spa. no one cares if you go or not"
"rarity, it's just.... if anyone knows, they'll call me fag for life"
>"don't let them scare you dear. a spa is the perfect place for relax"
>you grumble, and go inside
>first thing thact catch your eyes: pic
>after that, you went everyday to the spa
>people knows, and call you a fag
>you don't care
>they are the real fags to not enjoy this
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I want to give Norma an oil massage
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lewd bump
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boop
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Anons morale drops as its not worth it to post story ideas for nothing will come from them and they resort to boring old bumps.
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>>25454110
You say this but no one named ever talks.
Just they reply to something, anons replies back, and the conversation dies there
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>>25460384
Yeah, we need to discuss more ideas than norman fucking something. Any ideas? I'm going to help tomorrow. I need some Z
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>>25461033
There was a lot of suggestions last thread that weren't just "Norman should fuck X"
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>>25461033
Literally have been asking for regular Norma and R63 stories for THREADS
I won't be mad if you don't deliver
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>>25461033
Honestly we need to move away from the sex talk and explore Norman's universe a bit more. Like a Saturday morning cartoon, but with more puns
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>>25461581

So much this.
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>>25461609
I've got a couple stories I've never finished mostly because I've put my priorities else where. I'm gonna try to finish them, just to get some more creative juices flowing.
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>>25461631

Awesome, I´ll be waiting for the reads.
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Something better happen tomorrow desu senpai
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An entire fucking day since the thread started and not 1 thing haopened.
Someone please write. I appreciate the new OP and how nice it's drawn but no one replied to it nor has any ideas sprung from the piece. I want Norman to continue I like the people in it but fuck can we really do nothing what the fuck is Skype even doing
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>>25463542
Everybody is playing Fallout 4
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>>25463882
i don't what's so gret about it
i know, the sequels everyone wanted, but why so much desire for it?
i mean, the people in bethesda even reveal the ending
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>>25464166
It's all about having fun, not the story.
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>>25464166
>>25463882
>>25464491
Maybe we'll get a 100,000 word story about Fallout Equestria Girls
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What's the worst possible way we could corrupt the boys, within the reaches of magic?
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>>25464859
Give them magic so they can shape the world as they please. Imagine Scott with magic
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> Norman playing with Sunset

I'd like cute stories of both of them together especially in the Shimmering Universe but they just do stuff. Like the things that happen between the bangs
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>>25465276
>Scott handling magic
Remember that one time he sent Norms to that party?
Pretty damn sure it was for a good reason
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>>25457111
So I'm not the only one who thought that Indigo Zap looked like a r63 Flash...
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>>25466215
>not Regina
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Welp back to bumps...
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Someone please...
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>>25468052
we are trying man
it's just no easy
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Nigga looks like Norman
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>A new student transfers to Crystal Prep
>The greatest drama and tragedy in Norman's life begins
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>>25469093
>CPA Norman has CPA Shimmer living with him instead of Purple
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>>25469163
>CPA Norman and CPA Shimmer are simply platonic friends
>No sex has ever happened between them
>Shimmer is just a tease with him at most but he doesn't care since he likes someone else
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>>25469201
>Norman wants a sweet life full of riches with a woman he loves the most
>Shimmer is an urban street rat who beats on the weak to get what she wants and lives a life of irresponsible indulgence
>Shimmer sees the cool sweet guy Norman really is and doesn't believe any snobby CPA whore is worthy of him
>She doesn't want him either she's caught bigger fish but she can't stand seeing him with any girl because he's that rare of a guy
>He really is a humble dude who's wealth gets the better of him

>Norman and his gf are alone in his room
>Bout to get freaky
>Shimmer does the ultimate cock block and runs into the room covered in blood
>Screaming that the Saints finally found her
>Helicopter outside guns her down in a storm of bullets
>Normans gf leaves terrified
>Shimmer is OK
>Norman kicks her out
>What a waste of a Saints favor and red paintball guns..
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>>25469315
How did this Norman and Shimmer get connections to the Saints?
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Norman: I..uh...I really like your ears.
Rarity: (In her pony up form) Ah...thank you darling.
Norman: May I...may I touch them?
Rarity: Darling...N...normally I would let anyone but if its you.
(Norman starts scratching her ears)
Rarity: Ah...oh....ah Darling! Ah!
Brad: (V/O) Hey Norm, I'm going to get some snacks for the game. Want anything?
(We see Norman sitting at his desk, a small Rarity mini in his hands...his hand on it's ears)
Norman: (Freaking out/Yelling) Ah...Faust man why didn't you knock!!??
Brad: Oh, sorry bro.
Norman: You uh...you didn't see anything right?
Brad: Nah bro...(Walking away) I didn't see you playing with your doll.
Norman: Good...(Realization) Wait!
(Laughter to end scene)
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>>25469889
Tiny Rarara a cute.
That reminds me that shrunken waifus story with Norman, Rarity, Nolan, and Amy will never continue.
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>>25469883
Shimmer has connections Norman doesn't know of.
CHS Norman has magic pony shit ruining his day

CPA Norman has life threatening Saints Row bullshit ruining his day
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Norman and Shimmer living together was always an idea I wanted to be done. But I didn't want Shimmering stuff to revolve around it I just ship them to hell and back
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Things anons want
Shimmer living with Norman. Lewd or not
More Sophie
More Mary
Celestia Lewd 2
General Norma and r63 stuff
Scott x Pinkie

just something man because yeah we get little stories but never whats being "discussed". Tastes here change a lot at high speeds mainly because the last subject never got love and everyone goes onto a new one, only for that one to be abandoned.
just write whatever man but heres some ideas from what i gathered from past threads
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What's cuter Pretear Norman or Elemental Gelade Naomi.
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>>25472420
wow
now than i see this, canterlot has a lot of people
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>>25472420
So are Ditzy friends special as her?
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> Norman
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>>25470244
As the writer of that peculiar story, I apologize to you, reader (to be honest I kinda doubted anyone had enjoyed it, it bega as just another one of those ideas I thought were fun to write, but I couldn't think about where to go with it, y'know? like 99% of everything I ever wrote?)

>>25472098
Writing something from that list.
(Sorry everyone, I'm doing something pretty important for my studies, which has kept me away from you long enough).

>>25472411
I've never read/watched either, but Naomi is my favourite girl, so pls, more blue-berry coloured lady.
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>>25472420
Can we get a S A D B O Y Scott?
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>Many external observers once wondered how so many eccentric students could be found in a single educational institution.
>And while a definitive answer has yet to be found, it is clear that the teachers have a part to play in the almost-permanent madness.
>Among them, the sisters in charge of the direction seems to be in a daily contest with the physics teacher where doing the most outrageous things without breaking any laws might very well be the only rule and final objective.
>One could also mention, the hygienically incorrect sports coaches or the possibly neurotic and disillusioned math teacher.
>But, today’s story begins with the English teacher.

>Ms Philomenawas feeling great today.
>And that was bad news.
>Especially the day before any holiday.
>Be Lawyer-Girl.
>You glance at the clock near the door.
>Only 10 minutes left.
>You can feel the cold sweat running down your neck.
>This is the last stretch.
>If she had planned on crushing your hopes for a pleasant holiday, she would do it the coming minutes.
>Passed that moment, it would be too late to give you any assignements big enough to be a real problem.
>Maybe her is only the psychological aspect of the threat looming above you?
>Maybe that’s her plan? She isn’t planning on giving you any more work, she’s just pretending to have something in store for you to make you fret.
>The worst part:
>It’s working!
>Alright there we are.
>Only 5 seconds remain.
>4, 3, 2.
>“Oh! I just remembered!”
>Oh no.
>“I wanted to score you on your pairwork.”
>Please have mercy.
>“Take your diaries everyone.”
>You heartless monster.
>Three clicks later on her computer and the projector comes to life, the sadistic abomination who calls herself a teacher had the damn thing ready from the start.
>”Here is a list of themes, each pair of student will have to write a short report on it and talk about it in front of the class. Now, as for the ‘who gets what’ and ‘who works with who’…”
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>>25475333
>Your eyes scan the frighteningly long list of possible themes.
>A few of them seems strangely “specific”…
>Namely: “22:the presence of gang families in the city”, “87:cases of serial rapist in the country”, “12:how to tackle racism in school”, “7:good oral hygiene”, “92:the history of Starbucks”, “69:medical complications in relation with physical trauma applied to the male reproductive organs” and many more.
>You hear Ms Philomena assign a theme “at random”.
>”Ms Pie, your partner will be Mr Green, the theme is number 34, ‘Ideas on how to treat chronic hyperactivity in contrast with pathological apathy’.”
>Scott barely has enough time to whisper a “Whatever.” Before a pink blur rushes from her desk to his to kidnap him before exiting the classroom yelling something similar to “KAYTHANKSBYE!”
>“Mr Normal, you will work on… “
>drum_roll.mp3
>”Subject number 11, ‘the invention of lingerie until modern day’…”
>The whole class heard your crush sigh in relief, the subject about ‘racism’ being number 12.
>Wait a sec. It’s a pairwork?
>The thought of spending a whole evening talking about delicate underwear with him fills you with DETERMINATION.
>It takes all of your self-control to not raise your hand and yell “I volunteer!”
>”And you’ll work with…”
>ENOUGH WITH THE SUSPENSE ALREADY YOU BITCH!!
>”Timothy Typhoon.”
>A perfectly synchronized “WHAT?!?!” resounds in the room.
>”Next up, Ms Donna, you will work on theme 420, “modern soft drugs”.
>Teacher, are you mocking her?
>”With Ms Sophisticata.”
>Nevermind. I know you’re mocking /me/.
>"Sunset Shimmer, you and CloudKicker will work on N°69".

End of part 1
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>>25475348
i'm hyped, and dear god, poor spohie and norman.
they didn't had a chance
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>>25475348
>”Ms Pie, your partner will be Mr Green, the theme is number 34, ‘Ideas on how to treat chronic hyperactivity in contrast with pathological apathy’.”
>Scott barely has enough time to whisper a “Whatever.” Before a pink blur rushes from her desk to his to kidnap him before exiting the classroom yelling something similar to “KAYTHANKSBYE!
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>>25475073
yes, yes we can
he sure as fuck is one in the alternate CPA universe
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>>25475348

>The next day.
>You still wonder why did you accept Mary’s invitation.
>Well, no, you are just a stickler to basic politeness rules, you’re invited, you accept, except in some exceptional cases.
>To be honest, you don’t hate the girl.
>But you have your reasons to be wary of her.
>It’s a well-known fact that she got suspended multiple times in school because she had illegal substances in her bag.
>Aside from that…
>You never really talked to her.
>You are currently sitting in her kitchen.
>It is not exactly as you had imagined it.
>Yes, it is small and in disorder, there are plants and flowers everywhere, some are like ivy, crawling from the ground to the glass roof, left and right, among the leaves, you can see jars of all size, colors and material, some are charming coffee pots of ceramic decorated with painted country scenery, others are vintage tin cylinders meant to store teas or spices, a couple made of terra cotta caught your eye with their pattern of dancing women while you preferred not to ask what liquid could take such a bright pink colour in the glass bottle on the highest shelf.
>Amidst all this, a dozen of random memorabilia are clearly well taken care of while a few gardening tool and kitchen utensils have been abandoned on the surface still devoid of greenery.
>But despite its chaos, it isn’t dirty, humid or cold. In fact, you feel quite welcome here.
>”Here, I just brewed some tea.” Announces your host with her usual smile.
>You never exactly knew how to describe it.
>She always looked suspiciously tired, yet, her hair are indubitably very healthy, her clothes are clean and she eats well.
>To be honest, she had some very smooth curves below the belt.
>You might have been staring a little longer than what was needed, as the eco-kid clear and throat loudly and approaches the teapot closer to your empty cup.
>She adds: “You’ll love it, it is my own recipe”.
>For a heartbeat, your gaze turns suspicious.
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>>25476395

“That is very kind, but I ate not too long ago, I do not want anything.”
>“I won’t force you.”
>She pours herself a cup, doesn’t add any sugar or milk before bringing the still steaming beverage under her nose and breathing it deeply.
>”Aah, truly mother nature knows how to reward her children.”
>She doesn’t blow on it to cool it, or even take a sip, seemingly satisfied with the aroma, she sets the cup back.
>“To be honest, I am really happy to have you working with me, Sophie. While I can speak about that subject for hours, I don’t have your skill with a pen or your ability to see the big picture. I am in your care.”
“Sophisticata.”
>“Sorry?”
“Please, call me Sophisticata.”
>“Oh. Okay, no problem, I don’t want to be pushy.”
>A silence.
>”So, what should we start with?”
“My apologies?”
>“The report, you can ask me anything, I’ll tell you all there is to know and I’ll help you write it as best we can, but if you can give me some pointers to make our work as… umm… Ah! ‘academic’ as possible, I think Ms Philomena will be pleased! So! How may I help?”
>At that moment, she looked so proud of her knowledge, so happy to talk about her little business, so willing to teach me.
>It was so irritating.
“I believe we should start with the dangers these products may bring.”
>“Oh… Of course… You’re right! And then?”
“Then?”
>“What comes next? It’s first discovery? Where is it allowed? Our country’s laws regarding it?”
“No.”
>“Oh… Nothing else but the risks then?”
“Yes.”
>Another silence.
>Mary picked her cup once more, blew on it a little before gulping almost all of it and setting it back.
>Then, she closed her eyes and stayed silent. She seemed to think for a while, perhaps was she enjoying the savours or the feeling of the warm drink as it descended inside her, or maybe she was waiting for whatever it was that she added in it to take effect.
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>>25476402

>When she opened her eyes, her expression had changed.
>She was still smiling, but her eyes. They weren’t red. But the fatigue in them had increased.
>”Sophie-“
“Sophisticata.”
>“I think we need to talk before we continue on this project.”
“I disagree, I would like to get to work immediately and finish it as soon as possible.”
>“*sigh* It seems like one of us misjudge the other.”
“I beg your par-“
>“No, it is my fault. I apologize.”
>You weren’t sure you understood.
>”The thing is, I’ve heard about you, lawyer girl.”
>The accursed nickname.
“My ‘title’ did circulate quite quickly around the campus.”
>“Mmh mh… I also remember meeting you once, in counsellor Cadenza’s office.”
“You had been caught by Axel.”
>“Correct, and I did learn my lesson, for you never again saw me either in detention or having a long talk with our beloved counsellor for enjoying… umm… Ah! perfectly environment-friendly products.”
“…”
>She had a short chuckle.
>“It doesn’t look like you enjoy my humour.”
“My apologies, I take my duty as a member of the student council very seriously.”
>“I can respect that… Anyway, yes, I do know you a little, thanks to the rumours at school. I guess you can say the same about me?”
>As you didn’t answer, she continued.
>“I have been called many things in CHS. Eco-kid, hippie, pot-head, stoner, junkie, seller of marijuana, corruptor of youth, mafia’s accomplice, bitch, whore, and I’ll spare you the rest.”
“Your point?”
>“I don’t care about rumours heard on the campus. What I believe however, are what my friends tell me.”
“Mph, friends.”
>“Yes, some do share my hobby for gardening, be it classical plants or ‘unusual species’, others never even touched the stuff.”
“Right.”
>“One of them, one of those I hold dear in my heart told me much about you.”
“I suppose he spoke such words after an afternoon in detention, correct?”
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>>25476450

>“Why yes actually.”
“Go figures… Great minds think alike.”
>“He told me many kind things about the one many call ‘lawyer girl’.”
“Let me guess: stuck-up, has a stick in her ass, great rack a shame she’s such a cunt, plus two other you already mentioned?”
>”And that’s where you’re wrong.”
“Beg pardon?”
>“You always expect the worse. You meet people thinking about their flaws, and the first thing you attempt is to correct them, and if you think it’s impossible, you file them under ‘delinquent’, after that, these people are nothing but problems to you.”
“Wh-No! I’d never-“
>“You are an awful liar, for a lawyer, that’s a good thing.”
>She poured herself a second cup and savoured it.
>”I know why you didn’t accept a cup of tea. Despite having a collection of exotic infusion and considering brewing it one of your hobby’s.”
>A silence.
>”You are afraid. Afraid that I would attempt to drug you. After that… I could think of a few activities that are fun to do with a young lady as pretty as you… But I don’t drug unwilling people. I am neither a rapist nor a psychopath. I am merely a girl who enjoys simple things. Like home-grown vegetables, my family, my friends, a good show on tv and occasionally I unwind with a 100% natural product. That is who I am. I am Mary Donna. And you, Sophie? Who are you?”
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>>25476477

>“Are you the girl who judges the other too fast, because she thinks she is better than the rest? Or the one who wishes the best for everyone, but doesn’t know how to begin?”
“…”
>“I know the answer to that question… It begins with accepting a warm cup of tea.”
“Could you pass me a napkin as well? I… I fear I might have something in my eye.”
>“Of course, let me go fetch some for you… If I may suggest, maybe wash some of that make up? I fear it has smudged a little already. Besides, nothing like going ‘au naturel’.”
“Haha, did you know, in French, it has a very inappropriate double meaning?”
>“I was aware, I thought this would get a laugh out of you.”
“Well I hope you’re proud, it did.”
>“Y’know, he was right, you have some beautiful expressions, be it tears or smiles.”
“E-enough! I’m about to *sniffle* lose it…”
>“S-sorry, I went too far. Come with me…”


End of part 2. One more to go.
Damn, I really missed writing this kind of dialogue.
Sorry if it isn't exactly what you wanted to read, but I really wanted to explore the idea of these two's first real meeting and the beginning of their friendship.
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>>25476503
Was this inspired by the OP pic?
Because I like that pairing.
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>>25476503
it's amazing rain
don't worry, the come-out it's great
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>>25476702
Correct. It is also an old idea that I wanted to attempt but never had any idea that "felt" good enough, until tonight. At first, they were supposed to meet during some sort of meeting of the different school clubs. But it was boring, there were too many other characters and it simply gravitated around the usual jokes of "Brad is a rapist, Mary a stoner, Axel is Judge Dredd and Sophie the straight-laced".
Then there was this picture. And how good it looked, how happy these two characters who barely interacted were. And it was eureka: "What could make these 2 laugh to tears?" from there, it went a little everywhere, but it felt good.


>Sophie didn’t know how she had ended up in such a situation.
>She had always prided herself with her strength of spirit, yet, that straw hat wearing girl had brought her to tears without even touching her! Without yelling and without hate, just with a kind but bitter piece of advice.
>Mary had helped her clean off the make up around her eyes which, because of her welling tears had started leak and became painful.
>Then they sat together in the couch in the living room.
>Mary had waited patiently for her guest to stop sobbing, staying close to her, rubbing her back, re-filling her cup and whispering kind little nothing.
>And now, somehow, that girl she had just met had convinced her to remove her vest so that she could give her a massage.
>”It would feel even better without the shirt.”
“That is out of question.”
>“We’re both girls.”
“No means no, Mary.”
>“*sigh* Here I thought I would be the first to touch these miracle of nature on your chest.”
“Don’t… Say such things… B-besides, what tells you that I… That you would be my first? I could very well…”
>“Rii~ght… You? With a boy?”
“That’s cruel.”
>“Sorry, but c’mon sis’. I told you, you’re not good at lying.”
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>>25477099

“How do you do that things? I thought I was good at understanding people and hiding my feelings! But you’re just a genius at that!”
>”Mmh… If I told you that I was a shaman, would you believe it?”
“No.”
>“Heh, it was worth a shot. But the good news is, I have other skills than just mind reading! My blessings give great vitality to crops all around the land, my hands turn the tightest knot of muscle into putty and my kiss assures young maiden to find their prince charming before the next harvest!”
“Don’t tell me anyone is dumb enough to fall for your tricks.”
>”Never underestimate human stupidity.”
“That’s twice in a row that you come really close to insulting me.”
>“Tough love sister.”
“Also, can you stop with the sister thing?”
>“What? C’mon Sophie! We shared a very emotional heart-to-heart! That has to count as being honorary sisters! I don’t want to call you Sophisticata…”
>That very last sentence had some genuine regret in it.
“You can call me Sophie... Or even… A pet name… But only after discussing it with me! Isn’t that good enough?”
>“No! I want more from our friendship! Tonight we watch some TV shows together! Tomorrow, we cook together! The day after, we go to the pool! Then we talk about cute and/sexy boys! And then! THEN!”
“Then?”
>“We share a night of passion, you and I, naked. And maybe drunk.”
“Out of the question.”
>“Do I need to meet your family or marry you beforehand?”
“I already regret our friendship.”
>“The good news is: It can only get better.”
“Great, I can’t wait.”
>The truth is: Sophie wasn’t being ironic.
“Mary?”
>“Aye?”
“I think that’s good enough.”
>“What? No! You’re not moaning! I’m not satisfied!”
“Where on Earth have you heard that massages made women moan?”
>“I assure you it’s true!”
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>>25477112

“Whatever! I can’t just drink all your tea, cry on your shoulder, then get a massage without giving anything in return! Let me do something!”
>“Now that’s what I want to hear, alright, just take off your clothes and-“
“Stop. Just, let me give you a massage.”
>“Eh, I guess we need to tart with baby steps. Just let me remove my clothes.”
“If you remove that t-shirt, the deal is off. And don’t think about anything funny.”
>“Geez, girl, what am I gonna think about if… Okay nevermind I found something to think about.”
“By ‘funny’, I meant ‘perverted’.”
>“What is said is said, Soph’. Also, are you implying I can only think about jokes or lewd things?”
“Yes.”
>“Oh no! You’ve seen right through me!”
“Just shut up.”
>You hit her on the head with a random pillow before returning to your massage.
>”You’re… Pretty good at this.”
“I help my mother unwind when she works on her files half the night.”
>“Mmh, what a good girl… Can you go lower?”
“Well… I only have her. Of course I would take care of her.”
>“Yeah. You’re right. Ooh… That’s the spot.”
“Do you live alone?”
>“Yep, sometimes, my half-brother comes to sleep a day or two, but he has his own place, else, my grandparents come to see if I’m eating well, doing my laundry, etcetera.”
“I… see…”
>“… I know the question that’s on your lips, girl.”
“Oh, I don’t want to be too nosey! If you don’t want to tell-“
>“My parents never come to visit. And… Yeah, I’m not a big fan of talking about it. Just… Keep in mind that it’s my grandparents who raised me and taught me everything.”
“Very well, Mary.”
>“They are also the ones to blame for my culture of marijuana!”
“How dare you shift the blame on them like that?!”
>“The best part is that it’s true!”
“You’re awful.”
>“I blame my upbringing. Ô sweet Gaia, go lower.”
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>>25476503
>>“Y’know, he was right, you have some beautiful expressions, be it tears or smiles.”
>“E-enough! I’m about to *sniffle* lose it…”
>>“S-sorry, I went too far. Come with me…”

I'M SHIPPING
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>>25477148
Friend shipping or shipping?
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>>25477127
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>>25477127
THE SHIP HAS SAILED

Also who is "he">>25476503
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>>25475694
I'm not sure about what your picture is supposed to represent, but I do plan on working on something for the Anons wanting some HipsterXPonk...
Right now, I was thinking about making it porn... But I'm really hesitant.

>>25477262
The good news: for Mary, there is barely any difference.
Also: for those whose headcannon is that Mary is as straight as a fiddle... I apologize.


>>25477127

“You’re enjoying this way too much.”
>“*moan* I know… It’s divine.”
“Stop that, you degenerate.”
>“I blame your enticing scent now mixed with my beloved couch… Oh! And before I forget, *ahem* OH SOPHIE HARDER! TOUCH ME MORE! YES! RIGHT TH-mrph!”
“You nymphomaniac! What if someone heard you?! I should suffocate you with this pillow right here!”
>“Oh yes! Suffocate me with your pillows!”
“You! Disgusting! Perverted! Succu-”
>“Tickle fight!”
“NOOO!!”

>After a good 20 minutes of INTENSE tickling.
>The duo is back at the table in the kitchen.
>Both are dishevelled, breathing somewhat hard, a little sweaty and red in the cheeks.
>Mary also has a hand shaped mark on the visage.
>“Sophie, do you forgive me?”
“Yes.”
>“Really?”
“Yes. Just… Don’t ever slip your hand in my pants ever again.”
>“I overstepped my boundaries. Please forgive me, Soph'.”
“That’s the 50th time you’ve apologized now.”
>“I really want you to understand that I'm genuinely sorry and that I would forever regret it if I had lost your friendship over a stupid decision made in the spur of the moment.”
“I get it.”
>A silence.
>“Will you allow me to try that again after our first hangover together?”
“Mary, don’t make me re-think my pardon of your actions.”
>”I just had to try my luck!”
“Mary, last warning.”
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>>25477503
The answer is now!


>>25477543
>"And this concludes the medical uses of the natural soft drug known as marijuana.”
“That was… Actually enlightening.”
>”So, if you ever feel too tense because of school, your duties or anything, you know where I live, my door is always open for a friend and I’ll guide you through your first experience. Only if you ask.”
“Soo~ are you talking about sex or marijuana?”
>“Pffrt! HAhahaha! Oh good one Soph’!”
“Thank you, I’ll be on tour starting next month.”
>“Oh geez… Well, to answer your question, why not both?”
“Oh shush, you.”
>A silence.
“Soo~ you’re not going to convince me to try smoking some weed?”
>“What? You mean right now? No. Listen Soph’, I’m never gonna tell you how to live your life. If you don’t want to try smoking, I’ll never force you. Same thing with drinking alcohol, tobacco or sex.”
“I… I misjudged you, Mary. I am sorry.”
>“Well, our common friend didn’t misjudge you. He was right when he told me you were too good a girl for this world.”
“I’m… I’m not that innocent.”
>“Not what he meant.”
“So…”
>“I guess homework’s done?”
“Yeah.”
>One last silence.
“By the way, I can’t really think about a friend we would have in common.”

Sorry 25477503, I lied.
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>>25477543
>Right now, I was thinking about making it porn... But I'm really hesitant.

YES
BIG THICK PINKIE FORCING SCOTT'S GAY MOUTH TO GIVE HER A BIG SMILE
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>>25477580

>“But, Norman /is/ your friend, right?”
“… I didn’t know he smoked weed.”
>“He doesn’t, we just hang together. Like you and me.”
“Can I… Hang with the two of you next time, then?”
>“That’s one dumb question coming from someone so smart.”
“I don’t want to bother you, so…”
>“My door’s always open for my friend, Soph’. And if I have to let two friends sleep in my house for once. The more the merrier.”
“You’re too good for this world, Mary.”
>“Eh, maybe… Oh, but let me be clear with you, if ‘we’re simply hanging out together’ becomes ‘a night of debauchery’, boys are just like joints, we pass ‘em around in my house.”
“You had to ruin everything.”
>“You’re so cute when you blush.”

The end.


So, there we go. It's 3AM here, so I'm off to bed.
I hope you enjoyed and to see you soon, thank you everyone for the comments, you know that's what makes us writefags want to do our job and do it well.
Be safe.
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>>25477608
>Mary hinting at being bi
>Norman and Mary hanging out with Sophie
>they acknowledge her mighty chest

Hoh boy this opens so much
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>>25477696
The tentaion to just say "fuck it" and summon the Based spirit to write lesbian porn then Deus Ex Machina Norman in the story was here.

But this was not that story.

Okay, NOW I'll do like Seth and go to bed.
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>>25478162
Based is writing Fluttermom hehe you hears it here folks
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>>25474107
Cute
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>>25477608
Beautifully written and Sophie and Mary are cute
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>>25475333
>>25475348
>>25476395
>>25476402
>>25476450
>>25476477
>>25476503
>>25477099
>>25477112
>>25477127
>>25477543
>>25477580
Mein gott Rain, you always make it work.
I just cant have enough of this.
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>>25477608
WHO THE FUCK IS HE
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>>25480217
You know who.
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>>25480246
>Got "a" girl pregnant
lmao how old is that pic

Half of Canterlot's women bear his child
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Norman x Scott yaoi stories when
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>>25477608
Mary x Sophie sounds a lot like Marceline x P. Bubblegum

I like it. Has Scott hung out with Mary?
>Mary's big hat is because Scott inspired her to get a trademark piece of Headwear
What's the best headwear?
Sophies Bun
Scott's Hat
Normans Beanie
Mary's Sunhat
Naomis Glasses
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>>25481491
>Has Scott hung out with Mary?
At that point, in the RainType-verse, no.

>Mary's big hat is because Scott inspired her to get a trademark piece of Headwear
In this peculiar setting, the hat was weaved by Mary's grandma. But because she knows these kinds of hat always end up in a bad state, she wants to be able to repair it heself, but right now, she doesn't have the technique quite yet.
Maybe a certain hipster could teach her.

>What's the best headwear?
Timothy's wig.
Have you seen how fluffy that thing is?! And it's not as sticky with sugar as Pinkie's.
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>>25481535
>And it's not as sticky with sugar as Pinkie's.

Thanks Rain now I have to live with the fact that I will never lie in bed with pinkie and suck on her big floofy hair
But tbqh my fav hair has to go to Norma. So soft looking but not overbearing like Ponks. Probably smells nice
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>>25481367
Never.
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boop
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>>25482514
I-i don't know what the fuck just
JUST
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>>25482820
the fuck?
no mexican said "hey! don't do this!"?
and they just let it be?
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>>25482820
I recognize that channel.
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I want Mary and Sophie to lay spread on the bed, holding hands while Norman fucks the brains out of Sophie and Mary provides comfort by sucking on her tit. Norman sucks on the other roo while using his free hand to give Mary some fun
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>>25482820
I want to see the video badly
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>>25482820
Mexico was a mistake.
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>>25483288
What have I done... Now everyone wants bi-sexual Mary helping Sophie and Norman's first time to be the very definition of magical.
All according to keikaku.
Well, to be honest, I also want a corrupted Mary acting on instinct and imposing her unbridled affection on her two best friends.
So many ideas, so little time.
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>>25483861
>Mary pretending to get Norman into Sophie and Sophie to talk to him more
>She just wants to be between them in bed
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>>25483288
>>25483295
>Mary and Sophie making out while Norman gives Sophie the dick of her life
>Norman suggests is Mary's turn
>She just wants to play around with Sophie some more
>Sophie's just their toy for the night
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guys, i'm mad
mad cause i saw the end of evangelion
can you past a pastebin of something nice?
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>>25484955
Someone post FBA stuff
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>>25485113
Fuck that kek and his autismo
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>>25485142
Someone post ND's stuff!
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>>25485786
i imagine norman can hang out with her, just by accident
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>>25486277
Someone should do a version of him and hey with this
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>>25485227
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Someone color this please?
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>>25487290
Those are some hips.
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>>25487290
>>25487780
Why is she so curvy and while regular beanie is lanky?
Did she got it from her mom?
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>>25488186
Beanie has big dong.
It has to translate somewhere
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>>25488209
Engorged clit.
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>>25488364
Maybe. We'll never know.
There's only 1 lewd story of her yet people call her a thirsty slut.

Roses are Red
So are her lips
Babe sit on my face
And wiggle your hips
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>>25487290
Gotta wait till morning
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>>25489250
Bless you anon
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>>25489250
btw her shirt is suppose to be Steven's from SU because shes a pleb
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Rain write a story about Glare taking Norma's first time from her as she whimpers about Noah (r63 Naomi). But later succumbs to Glare and wants nothing but him. Glare forces her to call Noah and break up with him while getting plowed in her thick child bearing hips. She hangs up and even makes her give up her attraction to Elusive. In this moment she lives for nothing but to please the Fire Colored Boy.
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>>25490974
Dear Anon.

3 things, are problematic with that prompt and I.
First, I consider the r63-verse as extremely over-rated.
Second, I despise extreme ntr like you described it.
Third, Naomi-Norm is my holy ship. If a story starts with these 2 in a happy relationship, they will stay a loving couple together until death do them part.

My apologies Anon, but I'm not the writer for that prompt.
Ur a fagit
But I stil lov u
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Reminder that hoodie girl is best girl.
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>>25492326
Aww damn I tried
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Has Norman preformed a Full Sex Nelson?
He should do it
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Someone draw this but with Norman and Purple
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>>25494048
But she does it for free
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>>25494079

>implying
The few bits she had in her pony pocket converted to tens of thousands of dollars
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>>25495215
did we just go down to page nine in less than 10 mnutes?
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>>25494740
Party girl when?
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>>25497124
Still best Dazzle.
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>>25486633
>Axel will never return
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Mary making comments about Sophie's miracles of nature in school. Everyone knows she has a damn fine chest but no one dares to make such comments about a well respected girl like Sophie.
Except for Mary. Who constantly points them out, asks about cups, makes cup puns and even says that they'd look great on her face.
Everyone soon gets in on it and bullies her until she dies
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thank mr joe
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>>25499001
>Mary, sharing HER special privilege of seeing Sophie's irresistible embarrassed face with anyone other than the Beanie-boi.
You're a heretic.
Or
>Wanting to bully the Lawyer-gurl.
This is a bully-free zone.
Ya freak.

>>25499565
That was cute, don't make me improve Trixie's ranking in the Beanie-bowl contest.


Unrelated:
How weaboo would it be from me if I wrote a story about Canterlot City being populated by monster-girls (and monster-boys, 'cuz gender-equality and shit and giggles)?
Warning: the final objective is to write about mating season and how awkward that time of the year is for everyone who isn't a beast-like.
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>>25500368
Go for it Rain, we talked about it a few times already.
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>>25500485
Have we?
I ask because I can't remember chatting about this in the thread.
(Yet, I remember quite clearly Kuro making an awful pun that made me burst out laughing at the time).
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>>25500560
Yeah, we talk a lot about many stuff
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>>25500560
Yeah go for it it's one of the topics we actually talked about
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>>25500686
>>25501613

Alright, consider it as on its way, however, I'm kinda busy with work right now. I'll return to greentexting as soon as possible.
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>>25500368
>>Mary, sharing HER special privilege of seeing Sophie's irresistible embarrassed face with anyone other than the Beanie-boi.
>You're a heretic.
>Or
>>Wanting to bully the Lawyer-gurl.
>This is a bully-free zone.
>Ya freak.
No fun allowed
Wasn't Missing wanting to do something
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Mary and Norman are just straight up good friends. Like a brother and sister, almost to the level of comfort as him and Purple.
Mary is addicted to Sophie's softness and naivety, so she becomes Sophie's supplier of Norman info. Pictures, personality, interests and what gets him going.
Mary doesn't want people to think Norman and her are a thing, but she's Hella fine with being with him if he ever chooses Sophie as his main girl. She just really wants to be closer to both of them and be smothered by their love
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>>25503641
I like you, Anon.
That's pretty much the idea I wanted to convey in that story.
I like to think that these 3 are in fact very similar in nature, they are 3 altruistics with different degrees of toughness earned from life experience. Mary had quite the unstable phase at one point of her life, now that she's out of it, she seeks to protect that quiet lifestyle, preferably with friends that would likely avoid trouble rather than seek it, she's the one who had it the hardest, but she has grown from it a lot while leaving her very sensible to betrayals.
Norm's experience with the whole racist-rumours toughened him pretty quickly, but he's still very optimistic.
Sophie thinks she knows the world, she has read a lot, talked with her mother, helped with the school councillor and the students council, she believes that this allowed her to understand the human mind better than her peers.
She isn't totally wrong, but a 75% of that knowledge is from second hand, she is the... greenest of the three and the one who needs guidance from the other two the most.


>>25503411
>No fun allowed
Yup, writefaggin' is serious business, m8.
However, don't lose hope, maybe another writer will want to tackle your prompt.
It's just that, as far as I'm concerned, I'm a huge softie/normalfag/vanilla-lover/omega/...

As for Missing writin' stuff, I dunno. I haven't been on the Skype for ages now...
Blog-mode in the spoiler:
I kinda fear that after loggin' in, I'll discover half of the people I enjoyed chatting with are gone or something...
It's not a very pleasant feeling and I'm the only one to blame since I left for a while without saying a word and I didn't even check the thread often enough to know who has been posting stories lately.
I saw works from Based, Sitcom and Cadance, I'm pretty sure I saw ND at one point and I think I recognized Kuro's way of Anon-posting...
But there are other contributors that I haven't seen and who I'd like to hear that they're doing fine.
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>>25503931
Write about all 3 of them lovin each other up but Mary being the wildest of the 3 because she wants both of them to envelope her in warmth and hugs and kisses
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>>25504012
Don't tempt me Frodo/Anon!
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>>25483288
>>25504092
PLEASE
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>>25504092
JUST!
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>Norman dating Sophie
>Mary is just the third wheel who participates
i like it
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>>25505888
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Holy shit... HOLY SHIT! This is still a thing?

I did not realize people could be this dedicated to something.
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>>25506594
we got interested for a show about little ponies directed to little girls.
i'm not surprise for a general about one character
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>>25503931

I hadn´t made a single post in this thread
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>>25506662
can it Kuro

working on anything?
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boop
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>>25507199

Just on my job, 7 days a week of work for 300 bucks
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so, how come we never had one story of norman and cloe bowling?
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how's norman when he's speaking with niggas?
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>>25508518
Why? Do you want one?
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>>25509938
this picture makes me want to _hold__ apple's _hand
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>>25507208
>work
Tough times eh?
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Tfw 40 posts a day
Dead beyond repair
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>>25512738
M-maybe once EqG 4 comes around.
:^)
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>>25512738
>>25512750
are we really dying, guys?
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>>25512770
As long as someone bumps and people write no matter how short, it never dies.
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>>25510874
But then your hands would be all sticky.
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>>25513141
I'd say "worth it".
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boop
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Don't trust pink girls.
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>>25516407
Bacon slut
Haram af
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>>25482820
Yeh, this shit was real
Good thing i never watch Mexican TV
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>>25516407
Real juicy and thick Sunset smothering tiny shota Norman with her generous body when
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>>25516595
I want to watch it!
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>>25518164
Here you go, it's from a show called "hoy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeBi1BFOvbo
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>>25518317
that was horrible
i felt pain when i watch it
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>>25518317
Godammit Flash, this isn't cringe it's fucking full of kek!
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>>25518991
CPA Norman and Shimmer when?
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>>25519770
Idk but Shimmer big sister > Purple lil sister
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>>25518317
>someone recorded and uploaded this
I don't know what we would without these folk
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>>25520983
I think there's a Brazilian version also.
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>>25519921
How would Chloe react to her favorite cousin also being her school's nemesis?
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>>25523725
What is Naomi even doing?
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>>25524025
slavsquating
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>>25503411
I was writing something with Aria and Sonata that starts out with Mary in this same vein. I haven't had the desire to produce anything since the last thread where I did the Starlight Glimmer/CPA Norman bumper. Sorry, dudes.
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And so the Norman thread continues the search for a reason to exist
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>>25524704
That's what I'm saying. Needs to be a general CHS/CPA thread so we can get more writefags.
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>>25524805
Eh
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>>25523725
>never coming back
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>>25522029
Not sure if Fluttermom or regular shy
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bump
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>"... and that's why i-"
>*blep**blep*
>"wait, i have someone, talk you later"
>*blip*
>"welcome to phone-n-buy. need something from our catalog?"
"yeah, how much for condoms?"
>"wha- norman?!"
"buy me a couple. i'll give you the money at school"
>"oh celestia! you are dead!"
"talk you later sunny"
>*clap*
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>>25528092
>"Hello this is Phone-n-buy. What do-"
"Hi is this Papa John? Put Papa on the phone."
>"Norman you living shitpost-"
"Gimme some 3 mediums with extra spaghetti"
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>8
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>>25528092
What is Norman planning?
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>>25528964
Starting a youtube chanel where he harrases the fuck out of some plebs in some shitty video gaym with his crew (Scott, Brad and Nol)
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>>25528599
>"Hello this is phone-n-buy! What would you like to order today?"
"Can I get the number 69, please."
>"Norman?"
"Yeah, it's me baby. I want the number 69?"
>[Catalog Inquiry Intensifies]
>"Ugh, why did I ever make you cheat on her with me... What is it that you're ordering?"
"An order of a Bad Bitch Bacon."
>"Bad Bitch Bacon? Wait! I told you not to call me bacon!"
"... Can I get an order of Bad Bitch Ketcup and Mustard?"
>"I'm hanging up now."
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>>25529013
>"Good morning, this is Phone-N-Buy! How can I help you?"
"Uh yeah, I need a bulk order of chlorform and morning after pills."
>"Wow, that doesn't sound suspicious at all."
"Hey don't judge and just take my order."
>"Sorry sir, I-wait a second... Brad?"
"Uh... Who is this Brad you speak of? I am Señor El Brado!"
>"Brad what do you need a bulk order of chlorform and morning after pills for?"
"Señora! I am-o El Brado! Adios I have a yob to do!"
>Click
>"... I need to write to Princess Twilight."
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boop
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>>25529345
>"Hello! This is Phone-N-Buy! I am Sunset Shimmer, how can I help you!"
"Sunset? So this is your part-time job I heard about. It's me Cloudy Kicks!"
>"Yes, hey Cloudy Kicks. What will you be ordering today?"
"I want to order 1000 pairs of walnuts."
>"I'm sorry? Is that a 1000 walnuts or 2000 then?"
"Sorry, that sounds a lot! 1000 walnuts."
>"Okay... Let me just place in the sku number and quantity amount in."
"Also do you have any mannequins?"
>"... Yes we do."
"Awesome! I'm going to also order an orange leather jacket, a brown wig, and a green beanie!"
>"This mannequin sounds like it's going to be dressed as Norman."
"Bingo! I'm still... Not over him."
>"Okay. Well... I'm making the order now. So why the 1000 walnuts and a fake Norman?"
"Sunset... We all have secrets."
>"Alright. At the end of the call you can stay on the line to leave a review. Have a nice day, thank you."
"Thanks Sunset! And if you want a positive review just keeps this a secret between us girls."
>"My lips are sealed. Have a good day."
"Bye!"
>Click
>"Freak. Later I'm calling Norman to find out why he ignores her."
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>>25529345
>Señor El Brado!
I feel embarassed for laughing at that.
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When will Normas pony ass return
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>>25525285
Are you for real? There's even more kids to write about at CPA.
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>>25531569
The thing that worries me is simply that I haven't seen many prompts about CPA.
Aside from Lemon Zest, does anyone really want more CPA/Shadow Bolts?
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>>25532615
Yes.
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>>25524805
I didn't mean anything against not enough kids to make a general of CPA. But lets talk about them here still, why make another general. If you want lets change the name then.

>>25532615
I wanna talk about them
>Needs to be a general CHS/CPA thread s
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I'd be supporting the CPA idea but I didn't watch Equestria Girls: Stardust Crusaders so I don't know who's who or what's happening
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>>25532938
You didn't see the third movie?
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Bamp
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>Scarlet kicks Norma in the stomach
>Norma continues crying
>She rolls over holding her gut
>"So what hurt more. That or that shitty boy playing with your emotions"
>Norma coughs blood, adjusts her broken ribs, and is admitted into the hospital
>At the hospital
>She's been in the ICU for 3 months
>Can only breathe with an apparatus
>She's in doing pain from Scarlets kick
>"Hm. Must've been extremely painful.."
>Norma takes off her breathing mask
"For you.."
>Flatlines
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>>25532615
I'm pretty sure a lot of people want more but can't really find out where to /r/ a specific story/image. I'm going with >>25532771 idea and opting for a name change so not only is it easier to identify but so it is not only mistaken as just a CHS thread.
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>>25534638

would be a good course of action.
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>>25535201
well, if we are going to change, i vote "Norman Normal in adventures in Canterlot City", cause sooner or later we are going to take over all lifes in there
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>>25535283

That´s a cool name, but, would having Norman on the title leave us with his stygma?

As much as I like him, and most of our characters, most anons treat him like the incarnation of cancer.

I do think naming depends on concensus though.

I´m in favor of the name change.
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>>25535302
>As much as I like him, and most of our characters, most anons treat him like the incarnation of cancer.
>Caring about what some faggots think
In the end he's the only one they actually know about.
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>>25535418
He's our mascot
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>>25535418

Yeah, fuck them.
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Requesting short haired Mary
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>>25514946
I just realised how she doesn't really work without her tail or her thick rectangular eyebrows
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boop
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>>25536781
*RainType's brain cannot comprehend why this character looks so much like Sonata and nobody at the studio commented on it.
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>>25537961
It's a very common pone hairstyle
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>>25538004
True, but I blame the "cold" blue colour scheme and the whole "rocker" design and occupation.
But what do I know about writing a solid and varied cast of characters?
Tho I admit to love these veil things, it's a pretty nice accessory.
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>>25538060
Well that isn't even her true form.
>>25535761
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>>25538204
I guess some people would call it a downgrade...
Or...
Is it a Normal-ification?
She is Rara after all and friend with Appul-horse.
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>>25538504
Nicknamed Rara....I feel like her and Norman could have some fun misunderstandings involving that.
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>>25538538
Sitcom can do it again.

"I really do like Rararara"
>Norman gets stuck in his Rararararara mode
>Brad flaps his back to get hi to snap out of it
>RaRa heard him
>Later on gives him free tickets to her show along with guests passes
>Rarity gets jealous and thinks she is trying to steal him
>Actually thinks he is number one fan of hers
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>>25538575
>Jealous Aria and Rara team up to take down Rarity
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>>25538575
>>25538802
Aaaaand...into the future episode folder it goes...
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>>25538911
hyped
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Would you watch Normans Shimmering Adventures as a hentai series where he goes through a girl an episode and even sometimes multiple women at once
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>>25540374
>Asking this in this general
Of course we all would want that!
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>>25540374
What thing he would do with each girl?
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>>25540693
Naomi episode is literally 30 minutes of close-up hand holding.
The parents television council calls on us to "Ban this sick filth".
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>>25540693
>>25540717
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD!
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Sophie and Axel team up once again to put a complete halt to the lewd antics the kids of CHS have been doing. Sophie and Axel run around the halls separating hands from being held, putting girls in decency classes when their shirts reveal too much or skirts are too short and even forcing the boys' hands in locked cages so their wandering mitts don't grab anything!
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>>25540865
>Locker story is happening
>Axel grabs Shimmer, throws her through a wall and delivers sweet justice upon her face
>Sophie is left with Norman
>Doesn't look at her half naked crush, signs a 5 day suspension slip
>Goes away to fetch her partner while covering her burning red face
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>>25540865
Then what she gonna do about that lewd body of hers?
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>>25540960
She covers herself pretty nicely.
Knowing that girls and boys consider huge tits to be ultra lewd, she began working on her nice and moral side so people look at her as a beacon of sophistication and adulthood rather than another teen girl who's running around squeezing her tits together. Most high standard girls like her wouldn't even look at a guy like Norman so we gotta give more backstory to them.

Same for Rara, she doesn't even give 2 hoots about Norman until he later proves himself in Sitcomverse
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>>25540983
Well I always see him getting in the fashion club because of Scott approving his clothes and style. Scott thought Norman was being ironic, but later learns he is a pleb. Rarity could get to learn more o him by being in the same club. Sophie learns more about Norman through his trials.Thats how I see the reasoning
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>>25540960
Nun mode?
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C.ucks the whole of you
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>>25542553
netori is the opposite side of that though.

I will write the beanie fucking your waifu while you watch.
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>>25542569
you could not write shit, even If I dictated it to you word for word niggah

you should totally do it though
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>>25542649
>>25542569
Yeah I bet he won't write a single word of NTR about Norman fucking the brains out of a girl while Sophie watches and it's actual kinda quality.
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>>25542649
>>25542677
You're probably right.
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>>25543074
well, if it helps in any way
I'm a Rarifag
Now make the beanie man do what he does best JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP PHAM
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>>25543488
I'd like someone to bring back Sophie and Axel
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Pic of Sophie embarrassed trying to put on a seat belt without it going between her boobs and making them more pronounced
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>>25540983
>Purple hoarse gets Beanie in trouble
>Beanie becomes hated
>Lawyer grill advocates for beanie to get him out of trabble
>Same process happens several times
>Lawyer grill starts to realize Beanie is not a trouble maker, just a nice guy that gets himself in bad situations for his friend sake.
>She starts leaking love juice without knowing why.

Rule of the thumb: Its always Twilights fault.
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>>25540926
>delivers sweet justice upon her face

Justice is not for sexual.
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>>25545823

Sweet Justice is another name for the axe.
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>>25546027
I thought the Axe had Axel's r63 name Alexa
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>>25546122
Reminder that we lost writers to Fallout
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>>25546754
They'll come back to the Normal Vault, they always come back.
Except when they don't.
;-;
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>>25547180
#wastelander4life
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I want her revenge.
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>>25548331
>Gets molested by Twilight
>Gets recored by Sentry
>Blames Beanie

Bitches be crazy
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>>25548860
He left him for Shimmer.
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>>25548860
>>25549571
So he was actually jealous of Sunset?
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>>25549834
Of course.
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>>25548331
Never ever
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>still no ______
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>Sophie knows Axel considers her a helpful hand on the field
>But
>She's good at the logistics and paper work stuff rather than catching the criminals on her own
>That's his job is to physically deliver justice
>She thinks that he thinks she's just good company
>Shrugs it off and gets back to work

>The real reason
>Axel sprinting to a perp
>He's too fast even for him
>He notices Sophie standing around
>Yells at her to run at him
>Axel knows she'll never catch him
>But
>Sophie following orders and chasing him
>The runner is almost home free
>Then something amazing nabs his attention
>Large gazonkas bouncing up and down
>Beautiful mounds of soft sweater puppies
>Up and down
>His eyes soon follow
>Mind filled with lewd actions
>He can't take it
>Her breasts distract the runner long enough
>He gets side tracked, gets caught and is eventually skinned by Axel
>Axel gives her a high five at a job well done
>He knows the assets that'll help on the job
>Luckily no man with such a filthy mind capable of crime can ignore his friend's 90cms
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>>25552167
who needs sex and lust when you got justice?
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This set is done. Also Mammal Squad.
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>>25553094
this...is... AMAZING!
and holy shit, i didn't know norman knoew so many people
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>>25553098
They're still a lot more people to the EqG cast, like the people in the diner in the beginning of RR
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>>25553094
You're too good for us
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>>25554829
Best shadowbolt.
Prove me wrong.
You cant.
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>>25555347
Sugarcoat exists.
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>>25555665
The rocker one is pretty good
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>>25555347

They also have r63 brad in there
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Normas fluffy ass and juicy pussy being plundered by her loving bf Noah
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>>25556743
>Noah
Who?
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>>25557347
R63 Top cúck
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>>25554236
Tell that to my Social Links.
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Cute n juicy first time lovin' with Norma and Noah when
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>>25559013
Never going to happen
Norma and R63 is dead just let it die no one wrote for it anyway
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Tfw just want to talk about Norma and whatever but nothing ever comes of it
Well goodnight fellas
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>>25559675
Night Anon, Happy Thanks Giving
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>>25518317
Never thought any would be reminded of this thing.
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>>25560745
Hello childhood.
Funfact: Her dolls were made by Hasbro.
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>>25560766
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>One day, at the CHS infirmary.

"I can't believe my Justice Scanners!"
>M "A normal human would call them 'shades', Axel." commented Mary, as she added a new bandage on Brad's knee and using the occasion to wordlessly warn him to not run away from the hall monitor, else the situation worsens.
>N "What about eyes?" asked Norman, pouring some product on a ball of cotton wool while Sophie held a bag of ice on his swollen eye.
"Miss Sophisticata! You, an ally of Justice, accomplice of these delinquents!"
>S "Oh, Axel, I assure you, while this looks quite compromising, it is all a big misunderstanding. Owie! That stings!"
>N "Sorry Sophie, that's disinfectant for ya."
"Get your filthy hands away from her!"
>N "First of all, my hands are clean."
"Don't you see, Sophisticata?! These people are a terrible influence!"
>B "Well, I don't know what these people told you, but Sophie here is the one who stopped that brawl, all by herself."
"And you didn't protect her! You're guilty of failure to assist a person in danger!"
>S "Axel, please, I simply hit my face on the door while getting out."
"What about Mr Sentry? His knuckles are bandaged!"
>B "I burnt myself during the cooking class, honest."
"And Mr Normal?"
>N "Mary and I were supposed to help the demolition of the old shack."
>M "In the end, the old shack demolished us."
"Where is the nurse?!"
>? "Quit your yelling Mr Jones! Some students are trying to rest!"
"*ahem* My apologies Ms Chrysalis. But why aren't you the one procuring first aid to thoses students?"
>C "Mr Jones, have I ever given /you/ advice on how to do your duties?"
"I'm sorry?"
>C "You heard me quite clearly, Axel. Now, be a good boy and /do/ /not/ /tell/ /ME/ how to do my job... Now, I would like to finish my experiment quietly."
"Yes, Ms Chrysalis... Miss Sophisticata, I doubt I can continue working with someone who takes part in cafetaria brawls."
>S "Axel..."
"We shall discuss this at a later date."

>And with that, the hall monitor left.
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>>25560898

>Be Mary.
"Well. Sorry about getting you in trouble, Soph'."
>S "All this for a miserable door to the face *sigh*. But thanks for trying to cover for me, Brad."
>B “It ain’t covering if it’s true.”
>S “I suppose so. But I barely did anything.”
“I disagree. Your acting was amazing.”
>N “We gotta give our thanks to the drama club.”
>Suddenly, hidden behind the curtains of the back room where Chrysalis spoke came a second voice.
>?? “Oh, geez, c’mon! She sounded like a damsel in distress more than our knight in shining armour! ‘Oh Axel! The mean bullies are over here!’ I immediately knew she was lying! OUCH! Watch it! That part’s sensible!”
>C “Miss Griffin, I barely touched you. Now hold still or I’ll sedate your sorry butt.”
“Gilda, just try not to start anything in the cafeteria, will you? Sophie can’t save us every single time.”
>G “Hey! I didn’t ask for help! Blame yourself for joining a fight that you didn’t start! Also, nobody messes with…”
“Messes with… what?”
>G “Err, nothing, umm… AAgh! Nurse that hurts!”
>…
>C “You are the worse actor I ever laid my eyes upon.”
>G “Oh c’mon! Chryssy!”
>C ”Don’t Chryssy me while in school! Gilda! Or next time you need someone to hide you from our beloved monitor and the consequences of your actions, you’ll find my infirmary closed.”
>G “Alright.”
>C “Now, be a dear and tell the truth to your frends.”
>G “It ain’t important.”
>C “Gilda, sweetie… I /insist/.”
>G “Okay okay! Stop doing that creepy thing with your smile!”
>C “Do you prefer the creepy thing with the tongue?”
>Everyone “NO PLEASE!”
>G “*sigh* Alright. Nobody’s allowed to mess with… /my/ bunch o’dweebs.”
“What do you mean?”
>G “Oh! Mary! Not you too! Norman please! Some help here!”
>N “Wait a tick? Were these guys talking about us?”
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>>25560918

>G “Duh! 'The racist, the pothead, Shimmer’s dumpee and Breasts Mc Stick-in-her-butt go to the cafeteria!' These asshats were asking for it.”
>B “That sounds like one of the coolest jokes ever told.”
"I guess they weren't expecting Gilda to deliver the..."
>N "PUNCHLINE!"
>Mary and Norman high five, while everyone cringes.
>S “My… They aren’t… *whispering to Mary* (they didn’t grow again? Did they?)”
“So, you punched someone in the face. For us?”
>G “Well… duh? … That was way cooler at the time, tho. When you put it that way, it's kinda lame.”
“Ain’t she the sweetest?”
>N “You gotta stop starting fights for us G. Our hospital bill is getting pretty long.”
>G “Hmph! Bunch of ingrates. There ain't many better reason to kick someone's butt other than for a pal.”
>M “But thank you, Gilda.”
>B “Three cheers for the best thug a teenager could ask to have as a friend?”
>C “Yell in my infirmary, I dare you, Sentry.”
>N “A hug for the thug, then?”
>S “How about a big ‘thank you’ kiss, with lots of autumn bacteria.”
>G “Don’t you dare.”
>C “If you don’t accept that kiss, I’ll try an alternative healing method on you. It involves leeches.”
>G “Why is this school filled with dweebs?!”
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>>25560942
And now for the epilogue, which in fact is the starting point of the whole story, which began because of this post: >>25552167


>The next day.
>A poster in the hallways reads:
>Tryouts for the position of Assistant Volunteer Hall Monitor.
>Among the requirements, there was a line about breast-size that had become mostly unreadable, thanks to the amount of time it had been re-written and corrected by the author of the poster.
>S “I don’t know if I should feel flattered, or insulted.”
“Something tells me old Axel is a little more, umm, destabilized by you ‘betrayal’ than what we first thought.”
>S “I didn’t betray anyone!”
>N “So? Should we go talk to him and attempt to explain?”
>S “I don’t know. I kinda like hanging out with bad influence, like racists and potheads and thugs.”
>B “What about ‘and a bradical dude’, heh?”
>Everyone else “… Heh~”
>B “Dude and dudettes… You don’t sound very convinced…”

>The day after.
“Soph’. I changed my mind.”
>S “What’s going on?”
“I just saw Axel chasing someone in the hallway with a pair of watermelons duct-taped to his chest.”
>N “PffrtHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”
“His naked chest Norman!”
>Mary, Sophie and Norman: “This isn’t funny!”
“It’s frightening!”
>S “It’s very disturbing!”
>N “It’s hilarious!”

And that's how Sophie kept her place as Assistant Hall Monitor Volunteer.
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>>25560918
NormxMaryxGilda sounds like a decent idea, imo.
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>page 9
so no thanksgiving special hu?
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>>25561086
Bumpity bump.
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>>25561737
As a yurop-éan, I don't celebrate Turkey-day
(kinda forgot that even existed. my apologies)
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boop
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>>25560953
Looks like they broke Axel.
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>>25563245
But she sells the bestiality doujins she's so famous for?
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>>25563292
they don't allow self-incert
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>>25560953
I love seeing interactions with characters who barely get time together. Like Axel and Mary
When hes around her he as a deep need for beating her face in and throwing her in the slammer for good. But he can't because he never catches her doing bad
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>>25563709
I wonder who are on the top of Axel watchlist.
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>>25563747
>Rod
>Mary
>Norman
>Brad
>Twilight
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>>25563747
Everyone is on the top of his watchlist.
He doesnt even have a list its just spinner wheel with the whole student body on it
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>>25563769
>Running on halls
>Possession of ilegal substances
>Disrupting the public order and misuse of school lockers (unconfirmed)
>Harassment of girls
>Fucking the school shit up everytime she shows up.

>>25563799
Even himself?
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boop
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>>25566299
checkin
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This should be the last thread
EQG belongs on /trash/ and I doubt it'll live there
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>>25568105
Pass
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>>25568105
Rumor is that by next thread Sitcom, Based, and Missing should be posting something! so hopefully it happens in this one then instead
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>>25569007
>implying
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TTuQI3Yo-8
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>>25569529
https://youtu.be/d6VX9yf-L44?t=37

A peaceful college community nestled amongst the streets of a town where the mayor holds no control and everyone looks up to the local High School Principal. Welcome to Canterlot College.

Hello Listeners. In today’s news, a recent uproar has been caused following accusations that the dog belonging to Twilight Sparkle (you know, the student librarian?) is capable of human speech. Roman Roland reported seeing her speak to the dog and was surprised to see that the dog appeared to be talking back to her. He noted to friends, on lookers, and anyone else willing to listen that this was surely a sign of witchcraft, the Illuminati, or a dangerous combination of both. Most students ignored these exclamations as further examples of Roman’s usual ramblings of a mad man. It was only after a female student, identified only as a student of the Botany Department, yelled “The Horror, The Horror!” that the rest of the students soon joined the hysteria of the situation. It is unknown the current whereabouts of the alleged talking dog or his owner. More information on the situation, as it becomes available.

Professor Yearling of the Archeology Department spoke out regarding the recent photos of the Canterlot College Museum’s mummy appearing at various locations on campus. She noted that, as of the current time, it would appear that the photos are the work of vandals and pranksters and not of the mummy moving on its own. She further noted that the mummy can only move of its own volition on nights of full moons. We here at Canterlot College Radio remind you that the next full moon, and therefore next curse induced movement of the mummy is scheduled for this coming Friday. As always, Professor Yearling reminded all students to barricade themselves in their dorms during the night, and “not open the door for anyone….anyone.”
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>>25569561
And now the Weekly College Calendar. Monday, the College Occult Society will attempt to raise the spirit of College Founder, Starswirl the Bearded, from the dead. You remember, listeners, that the remains of Starswirl have been on display in a glass case within the Student Union Building as per his will. You will also remember that the class of ‘72 was punished after playing a game of soccer with his head. Berry Swirl, President of the class of ‘72 would like to remind other alumni of the class to take cover, should Starswirl be risen and seek revenge on them. Tuesday is Taco Tuesday at the dining hall. The dining hall staff would like to remind all students that there is a strict limit of two tacos per person...that means you Sonata. Wednesday will be the first meeting of the College Basket Un-weaving club. Those interested in taking part in the deconstruction of woven straw containers should meet in SUB 203. Thursday marks the ten year anniversary of that date, ten years ago. As such, the history department will be holding a remembrance ceremony. Attendance is mandatory for all History majors minoring in memory study. Not remembering to attend is grounds for immediate expulsion. Friday is the next biweekly Freshman Friday. Sophomore, Junior, and Senior class officers call for all upperclassmen to establish a beachhead on Memorial Quad to prepare for the Higgins Boats full of first years. They urge upperclassmen to train hard for this week’s event as, per Dean Discord’s orders, the First Years will be allowed to use Bangalore Torpedoes in order to “Have a fighting chance of winning this time.” Saturday will be spent cleaning up after the havoc wrought by the Museum’s mummy and mourning those who decided to go out Friday night anyways. Sunday does not exist. In the real world, you will never have time to rest, may as well get used to it now. This has been the College Calendar.
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>>25569571
An update regarding the situation of Twilight Sparkle (You know, the student librarian?) and her talking dog. Norman Normal, perhaps Miss Sparkle’s first friend when she mysteriously appeared at Canterlot High School, weighed in on the situation. Norman Normal, now I don’t know if you’ve seen this guy around; he’s the one who appears in vintage clothing and a beanie and has been widely considered to be the most racist person in the city of Canterlot-has claimed that the dog actually is capable of the human language. He claims that the dog is actually a dragon and that his ability to speak is the result of Miss Sparkle’s “Ancient Pony Princess Magics”, Can you believe this guy actually said she uses “Ancient Pony Princess Magics”? What an asshole.

The Cryptozoology Department of Canterlot College would like to bring to the attention of the students that there is clearly a Cockatrice problem in the city. Researchers have noted that there has been a general increase in illiteracy, unwanted pregnancies, and general homelessness of the cockatrice population. The department would like to announce that they are partnering with the World Wildlife Fund to sponsor a donation drive in order to assist these majestic, godless petrification machines. The drive will run for one week starting Saturday. Students are urged to drop spare change and other donations into the jars provided throughout the library and Student Union Building. They can be identified by the photo of the cockatrice staring back at you over the jar. Students are reminded to not look into the photo’s eyes due to the risk of being turned to stone.
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>>25569579
And now, if I may, an editorial letter from a member of the college community who wishes to remain anonymous. They write: “I think we can all agree that the amount of supernatural phenomena coming out of the area around Canterlot High School over the past few years has been quite worrisome. Isn’t it odd that the school was destroyed by a succubus one year, and then by a group of sirens during another? Doesn’t it worry anyone else that six girls can transform like a group of anime characters to save the day each time? Noting that our fine educational institution can afford to have majors like Women and Gender Studies, why can’t we have a Defense against supernatural beings depar....” Okay, you know what...usually I would respect the letter writer’s privacy but I know for a fact that this letter was written by one Roman Roland. It is far too easy to tell that this is the work of our college’s resident conspiracy theorist. It has his fingerprints all over it. All he ever does is try to keep pointing out that, in his opinion, there are too many odd occurrences on our humble little college campus. Well, I for one am sick and tired of Roland’s continuous whinging about the state of our college. Surely he understands that all colleges have to put up with the same issues as we do here at Canterlot College. If Roland wants to go ahead and pretend that University of Mare-a-land Baltimare County doesn’t have to put up with yearly infestations of living statues taken care of by time travellers then by all means he certainly can. And if he wants to believe that Vanhoover State is not affected by yearly rains of small mammals then he certainly can on his own time. But I will be damned, dear listener, if I ever have to read another letter from Roland imposing his beliefs, no matter how wrong they may be, on us here at CC. And with that, this has been...editorials.
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>>25569589
The Canterlot College Earth and Ecology Club would like to remind students and faculty that the yearly can and bottle drive is coming up next week. As always, they remind the community to keep all roadways clear for the week while they prepare to drive the cans and bottles from the corral at the east end of campus, across the river running through the middle, and over to the corral at the West end of campus. With the move complete, the yearly can and bottle auction will be able to take place next Saturday. Reggie Cycle of the Earth and Eco Club notes that this years brood of cans and bottles includes yearlings from past blue ribbon winners “Natty Boh” and “Shasta Cola”. Surely with stock with such great pedigrees, there are some deals to be had. The club notes that all prices are final and will include a 5 cent deposit fee.

Listeners, I’ve been asked by a student to read the following statement. Miss Octavia Watermelody of the Canterlot College Orchestra and well as the local Symphony Orchestra wishes to make the following known to the campus at large. Quite simply, she is English. She always has been English. Her German accent and mannerisms have all been nothing more than an elaborate ruse in an attempt to be like her grandfather who was, in fact, German. She apologizes for the confusion that may have been caused by her actions. She closes the statement by noting that Norman Normal still has to take responsibility for what he has done to her in the past noting, and I quote: “You know full well what I am talking about, and I’m still not over it. You will take responsibility or I will use the clarinet on you again” end quote. Gee, he really is an asshole.
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>>25569599
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Fluttershy of the animal biology department would like to announce that she is holding yet another attempt to raise Lord Smooze. Anyone interested in attempting to summon this monster should be willing to sacrifice time and...sorry, I misread that it just says sacrifice. She adds that virgin’s will have preference. Let’s see here...blah blah blah...usher in a new era of terror over the school...blah blah blah...only true believers will be saved...then it continues in different tongues that I am afraid I am unable to comprehend...and then it ends simply with a “Hail Lord Smooze”. Dean Discord, reporting from the base of the Dean’s Secret Police, noted that Lord Smooze had already been risen and that the two had a tee time set for Tuesday but that Fluttershy had ignored his offers to introduce her to him.
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>>25569613
Listeners, we are getting numerous reports regarding the dog of Twilight Sparkle (you know, the student librarian?) It would appear that more students are coming forward with info. Lyra Heartstrings claims that she once saw Miss Sparkle talk to her dog and pause as though it was answering her. She also says that Miss Sparkle may have caused the Horse Riot at the Equestria Derby a few years ago. A male student came out as claiming to have actually heard the dog talk but later noted that he may have still been in shock considering it was immediately after the demon attack at the Fall Formal back when he was in high school. Dear listeners, we can no longer function on mere conjecture. Until there is proof, we cannot continue to speak about Miss Sparkle and her canine companion behind her back. As a journalist, I am sworn to report the truth and only the truth. Further, it is my job to find that proof. I shall go and interview Miss Sparkle myself, and finally put to an end this confusing and long debate. As I prepare to stalk he….Er..I mean research her in the school database to figure out where to find her, I give you, dear listeners...the weather.

https://youtu.be/x-97hc4kIlE
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>>25569633
Listeners, I’m back. I have successfully tracked down Twilight Sparkle (You know, the student librarian). It was not easy to find her. It turns out she isn’t even in the college database. I had to turn to the old standby of finding her in a phonebook. I must say, I am impressed by the commute she must make. It turns out she lives all the way out in Center City near the Crystal Prep High School. I have no idea why she didn’t just go to Crystal College. Sure, the city is an uninhabitable hellscape that no normal, faust-fearing human being would want to visit. And sure, Crystal College is our biggest rival in all sports, but it at least would have kept her travel bills down to go there instead of here. I reckon that is neither here nor there, however. I found Miss Sparkle not at the library of the college but instead at one of the science labs. She seemed busy creating some sort of chemical compound. I quickly introduced myself and confirmed her identity. But, well, listeners I must say there was something odd about her demeanor. I mean, we aren’t great friends but considering how small our campus is, I know for a fact Miss Sparkle and I have met multiple times. However, in this instance, she acted as though she had never seen me in her life. It was a most odd experience, When I told her of the news on campus regarding her dog, she just looked at me with a confused look on her face. It was then that I saw the dog in question...
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>>25569689
Listeners, I have never seen a dog like this in my life. He’s purple and green but he seemed to act like a normal dog. I approached him and tried to engage him in conversation. He simply stared back at me and made no noise while Miss Sparkle looked on, a look of worry and concern etched onto her face. I attempted to speak to the dog once more and there was no reply. As I turned to leave, Miss Sparkle asked me which campus the rumor had started at. “Canterlot College” I replied. “I’ve never been” she claimed. When I told her she was a student there, she seemed confused. She quickly grabbed a notebook and began furiously writing before saying something like “She’s Back” and mentioning something about needing to complete field studies before throwing on a hoodie, grabbing a mysterious beeping box with a small antenna on it, and running off.
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>>25569703
https://youtu.be/uEoyCG2pvaM

Listeners...I do not know how to read this situation. On one hand, it would appear that the rumors of the talking dog were just that. Nothing more than rumors. Idle chatter and gossip that make a good story but couldn’t be further from the truth. At the same time, there was something weird about Miss Sparkle. It was as though she was a different person. But she looked so much like our Miss Sparkle from Canterlot College. Sure, she was wearing glasses and her hair was done differently, but I just wrote that off as something necessary for the lab work she was doing. But now, I’m not so sure. Perhaps she was a different person. And if so, does that mean that there are counterparts for all of us here at Canterlot College on the campus of Crystal College? Do I have some weird, yet similar counterpart sitting in a dark radio studio, perhaps ruminating on my own existence over his airwaves? Is there an alternate Dr. Yearling? And an alternate Dean Discord? Is he normal? And what is normal but what one finds they themselves most comfortable with ?Listeners, I am not sure what I have done. If it wasn’t for a story of a talking dog, none of this would have happened. Now, I find myself so far down the rabbit hole that I must keep going. At this point, it would appear their Miss Sparkle, if she is in fact a separate person, is on her way to Canterlot College. Perhaps we will pass each other as I head to Crystal College to test my hypothesis. Until then, there is only uncertainty. As I leave you tonight, I wonder if my Crystal Counterpart is telling his listeners something similar? Stay tuned for the sound of forgiveness...that is to say, screaming followed by a hollow silence and as always...Good night Canterlot College, Good Night.
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>>25569736
Welcome to Canterlot college is a production of KCCR, Canterlot College Radio. Today’s Proverb: Never Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth, Especially if she is a Pony Princess who can give your parents Royal Grandkids
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>>25569571
>Thursday marks the ten year anniversary of that date, ten years ago. As such, the history department will be holding a remembrance ceremony. Attendance is mandatory for all History majors minoring in memory study. Not remembering to attend is grounds for immediate expulsion
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>>25569571
Holy Crap! Starswirl is a Jeremy Bentham reference, isn't he!?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Bentham
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>>25569753
Nice
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>>25569753
Man this was good, thanks!
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If someone made a fallout story, what would you like to see in it?
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>>25571927
ehh idk I dont see a Fallout story doing too well here
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>>25571927
Make it short.
Because remember that there is some fuck-huge competition with that specific crossover.
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I never seen Attack on Titan but I did just see AoT Junior High. How wacky would our cast be if they were just a few years younger? No sex but comedy and fluffy cute young love.
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...
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damn, the board is fast now
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>>25579555
trips confirm
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boop
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>Shimmering Brad thankfully has a dark NTR fetish he kept secret to himself all his life
>He's filled with total glee when he learns that Shimmer left him for a real man who can please her
>He kindly shows her the door and pretends to be sad
>After that he constantly asks Norman what he's doing to her and if he's ever did things to Twilight
>Norman keeps his mouth shut to not hurt him but doesnt know Brads into that shit
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>>25581543
>NTR
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>>25581543
Well that would explain where the fuck Brad was during the entirety of The Shimmering.
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so, anyone wants to discuss an idea?
that could help us
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Nyx in Canterlot High
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>>25583351
She looks >rapeable
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>>25585715
SOCIAL JUSTICE
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>>25584399
meh the ideas i tried talking about all died so idk why im here
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>>25585896
You were the one who brought up Phone-N-Buy Shimmer?
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>>25586081
no
that was good tho
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>>25586191
Well now that Bad Bitch Glimmer has been fleshed out... Any plans?
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>>25586191
>>25586329
Didn't mean to reply sorry
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>>25585715
privilege: checked
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what the fuck happened with my name?
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>>25586498
You're not equal anymore, son....
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>>25586530
you're right
I'm way better
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>>25586498
>He´s not equal

Or you are just namefagging back to Anon.
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>>25588334
So is this the one to stop them?
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>Imagebumping
Bleh cmon guys just end the general
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>>25588770
Nah
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> Norman and friend do X while Y happens with characrer 3 and 4
Tfw gunna get the same amount of replies if this were a serious request
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>>25588888
Those numbers
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>>25588101
Reminder that best imoutos dont fuck their brothers
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An oldie but a goodie as I clean up my Google Docs Folder.

(Open on Brad sitting in the apartment watching the television, there is a knock on the door. He goes to answer finding Twilight at the door, she seems troubled)
Brad: Twily!
Twilight: Can I come in.
Brad: (Making way for her) Absolutely!
(She enters the apartment and lays down on the couch, Brad sits on the chair nearby)
Brad: So...what’s up? (He takes time to check out every inch of her body, the camera follows his gaze slowly from her legs up, her position on the couch gives him quite a view)
Twilight: Well, I am worried about Norman...he and Rarity are getting along well but I feel he is taking too long to make a move.
Brad: I see….(He moves closer to her)
Twilight: And while it is obvious that Rarity has feelings for him back, I can’t help but fear that if he takes too long, he will miss this opportunity only to have her move on to someone else. The things that could happen then would be too odd….what if he ended up with Fluttershy or Dash?
Brad: I see….(He’s moved the chair right next to the couch)
Twilight: Or….what if he succeeds with Rarity and then moves on to the other girls. What if his entire plan is to create a kind of harem with the six of us….and what if he goes in order of who he likes….I don’t know how I would feel if I was to be the last one picked.
Brad: (Pulling out a pen and notepad) Well, it sounds to me like you have a fear of being last….a complex if you will...tell me, were you under a lot of pressure in high school? Perhaps you wanted to impress the principal and your teachers…
Twilight: Yes….thats exactly it.
Brad: I figured as much.

(Announcer: New from the creator of “Norman and Brad”, the exciting spinoff: “Brad TheRapist”)
Coming to EBS: Never
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>>25590217
BtR will never continue.

Unrelated to that but.
>the ending of Friendship Games with Twilight talking about the time travel
>directly going to the human world after the Season finale
>Equestria Academy when?
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>>25589843
Good thing she's not related to him.
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>>25591176
I always liked the idea that she is adopted hence why she is purple
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>>25591189
Makes a lot more sense than Norman being adopted.
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>>25591176
>>25591189
>>25591870
I thought that was the idea in the first prompt.

>tfw FBA is kill forever.
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>>25591938
>FBA is kill forever
Thank god
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>>25591938
>FBA is kill forever.
Oh no.
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>>25591938
I liked him
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>>25591938
What happened?
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>>25592256
FBA quit us a long time ago, I guess one guy didn't like him.
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Scott makes Chloe's life worse by being extra gay with Norman
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>>25593285
"eat shit, pleb"
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"but-"
>"no "buts" ms shimmer. if you don't succed in PE, you won't finish this year"
"principal, please. i know i slack there, but i'm really trying"
>*sigh* "i know it was hard after your transformation, but now this is the only obstacle you have now. if you can't pass this semester, i'll have to expell you
>you are quiet
>"it was hard to convince the school's council to keep you. don't allow yourself to miss this opportunity"
"yes principal"
>you leave your seat
>"wait. i have a partner for you"
"a partner?"
>"yes. patricia, come in"
>patricia watermelody comes inside the office
"why is she-?"
"she'll be your partner this last month in PE"
"but, i don't need her help"
>she speaks
>"actually, i talk with the teacher biceps. he'll pass you if you can defeat fluttershy in boxing"
"boxing?"
>"boxing"
>this is coming worse than you though
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>>25595504
>you are sunset shimmer
>and you are now in the gym to put an end to this
"coach biceps, i can't-"
>"yes you can! you are some pony-demon-thing. you'll defeat flutters, and i give you an A. YEAH!"
>this is going nowhere
"i have to explain i don't know anything about boxing? i never manage to come to one class"
>"and that was because....?"
"... i destroyed the school property"
>"and...?"
"i was in other assigments instead of coming here"
>"exactly! now go to the ring, and beat her!"
"i can't do another thing? like running?"
>"WHAUSAIDBOUTRUNING!!!"
>you barely understand him, but i guess he doesn't like leg exercises
>i wonder why leg day bruh
"okay, but why is patricia my partner? if i'll defeat fluttershy, it would be a one-one match, isn't it?"
>"fluttershy is really good! you'll need all the help you can get! sides, patty knows russian boxing"
>patricia speaks
>>"actually, is-"
>"you'll manage to defeat her! YEAH!"
>both go top of the ring, and see fluttershy with her gloves put
*whispering* "hey, what is the name of the russian thingie?"
>*whispering* "bratishka, but it won't work"
*whisper* "why not"
>*whisper* "because-"
>*ding*
>a two-one usually is easy, but in this case, it was backwards
>the fight was like watching two kids waving his arms against myke tyson
>she didn't do almost anything, she only evade all hits
>and when she attack, it only took her one punch
>you were hit, and you hit patricia
>*ding*
>"don't worry girls! you have a whole month to train! YEAH!"
>>>"um..... sorry for....."
"nah, don't worry FS"
>>"yeah. you were good"
>you and patricia leave the gym
"why your karate didn't work?!"
>>"bratishka, and it didn't work cause i'm not drunk"
"what?!"
>>"yup. i fight, russian style"
"they can disqualify us for drinking, you knew that?"
>>"yup"
"then why are you helping me?!"
>>"well, i need to pass PE too, and helping you will help me as well. so...."
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>>25595637
"excuse me, but i don't need help from a child molester"
>"what did you say?!"
>she grabs your shirt
>for a skinny girl, she's really strong
"s-sorry, i'm nervous. besides i apoligize..."
>"thanks"
"...because i was the one who started that rumor, and-"
>"what?!"
>she punchs your face, and black out
--------
>*mumbles*
>>*mumbles**mumbles*
>what, there's someone else?
>*mumbles* "....in't wanted to hurt her"
>>"wait, she's recovering"
>you open your eyes, and you see.... norman
"what? norman?"
>>"good. wait here"
>he stands, and buy a soda
"why are you-?"
>>"put it in your eye"
"my eye?"
>you feel your right eye hurting
>you grab the soda
"ouch"
>>"don't worry, by the next week, you'll feel better"
>you look at patricia
>"sorry.... no. why you said those things about me?"
"......"
>>"well..... what are you doing? school was over a couple of hours ago"
>"we were-"
"nothing that you care fag. what are YOU doing here"
>he keeps quiet
>"sunset. what the hell? norman, i'm sorry"
>>"no, don't bother. it's okay"
>norman goes inside the school
>"shimmer, why did you-"
"no one needs to know. i'll solve it"
>"you mean "we", ain't it?"
"yeah.... we solve it. i'll check something about boxing tomorrow. go home"
>"really, you are...."
"i'm okay, don't worry"
>you go home
>>
>>25595718
>"sunset, i don't think-"
"don't worry. that's how i saw it on the internet"
>"are you sure?"
"yeah!, we will defeat fluttershy in a second"
>"but it's not like yesterday at all"
"maybe they don't have anything of this! now, you need to say i'm ugly"
>"um... you are... ugly?"
"not so ugly like your mom!"
>"what? sunset, now this is bullshit. where is your computer?"
>both leave the "ring", and check
>you watched a "fight" of the WWE by mistake
>damn black eye
"uhhh.... well, we try another day"
>"sunset, we need to go to school now"
"okay. sorry for the mistake"
>>
>>25595806
damn, i forgot pic

>>25595806
>after coach biceps saw your black eye, he told you no fights til you get better
>so you lost a week
>but while you were resting, patricia manage to find a coach
>applejack teach applebloom and her friends some boxing, so you decide to watch a match
-----
>"thanks for let us see the fight applejack"
>>"nuthin but a favor to a friend. shall we start?"
"yes"
>the match was aplebloom, and her cousin babs
>>"okay girls, but be careful. i don't want to go to the hospital today"
>the fight was, as expected, something kiddie. but the little knew how to fight
>"wow applejack, you really are a good coach"
>>"nah, that norman guy is better"
>"norman?"
>>"eyup. he was shy's coach. and if he can teach box to that girl, he's really good"
>you are quiet
>"maybe norman can-"
"no"
>"what? but he teach fluttershy"
"i said no"
>"sunset, what is the problem?"
"there's no problem!"
>you leave the farm
-----
>you are patricia
>and now you are with a lot of questions
>"hey, water-girl"
"oh, sorry aj, i'm just a little confused now"
>"musta been cause simm doesn't want to talk with norm, ain't it?"
"yeah"
>"meh. don't worry about. is the relation"
"relation?"
>"yeah. kids say they saw norm with sunny inside a locker. crazy dudes"
"they got sex inside....?"
>"just rumors, girl. but they must got something going on"
"..... where i can find norman?"
>"well, if you go to the gym in CH now, you'll catch him"
"thanks applejack. i'll go"
>"take care yourself"
>>
>>25595928
>you go to Canterlot High
>there's too late already, but you hear some punches in the gym
>must be him
"um... excuse me?"
>*punch**punch*
"norman, it's that you?"
>*punch**punch**punch*
"we need your help"
>*punch**punch**punch*
"at least are you listening
>*punch* "...... yes"
"good, me and-"
>"*punch**punch**punch*
"norman!"
>*punch*
>he turns around
>even if is him, he looks different
>and not becuse now his clothes are sport pants with a white t-shirt, without his beanie
>is because of his actitude
>he "feels" different
>".... so? you are just keep quiet or what?"
"i... uh.... i-i...."
>*sigh* "go away, i don't like beign disturbed while training"
"n-no! i need you to teach sunset and i how to box!"
>he keeps quiet
>"..... no deal"
"no?! but she can be-"
>"i know, and it would be good"
"why? you aren't in a relation or something"
>he lowers his head
>"look, whatever you heard, it doesn't matter. i can't teach sunset. it's.... personal"
"i won't ask, but, can you teach me then?"
>he looks at you
"i mean, i don't want to fail PE either, so...."
>"up"
"sorry?"
>"up. get in the ring"
"thanks"
>>
>>25596138
i'll comeback in a couple of hours to finish this
family stuff
>>
>>25596138
So Beanie boy is back in training.
>>
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>>25596138

I began reading this with no hopes, due to me being a piece of shit.

I like how this story is going, and I´ll be waiting for the rest.
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>>25596138
So Normie will be teaching them.
Interesting.
>>
>>25599154
Norman x Sunny is the best
I want them to live together
>>
>>25599846
Sunset dresses Norman as a girl and emasculates him as much as she can.
Like putting a ribbon around his dick and making him wear stockings with garterbelts
>>
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LESBIANS
>>
>>25600033
>Shimmer trying to get Norman to be dom for once
>He ain't feeling it
>Reads book
>Tfw she lives with a beta bitch
>>
>>25601293
>Norman isn't a sub
>he's just too lazy to put effort in so just lays back
>>
>>25602184
What a bad fuck
Big D ain't mean shit if he just lays there
He's just a living dildo for Shimmer
>>
>>25596338
>>25596677
>>25597850
i'm back
i'll keep going

>you trained a lot with norman
>even when he is the school's doormat, this time he was very exigent
>"no, both shoulders must be in the same level"
>"no, the left hand should be lower"
>"yes, straigh, nothing back"
>"move to the left"
>"don't throw away from the inside, you'll force your body"
"wow, norman, when did you get so good at boxing?"
>"well, when i was a kid, i was a little insecure, so my family put me in a gym. i was trained by joe fraizer"
"joe fraizer? is he good?"
>"good? if it wasn't for mohamed ali back in the day, he would be the boxing's biggest weigh champion. he retire early, and buyed a small spot in north philly"
"ah... wait, north philladelphia? isn't dangerous around there?"
>"my family got it hard, but after i was in his classes, he teached me as long your family is together, any place can be home"
>"he stops fighting
>"i always practice to remember that. i'm still no used to live here"
>now is the time
"norman, why don't you want to sparr with sunset"
>"....."
"whatever it is, it won't change my mind about you"
>"..... if you said so. when she was bad at math, i was having great grades, so she took me to a locker and....."
"and.....?"
>"..... she raped me. the worst thing is if i refuse to do something she orders me, she will say i was the responsible"
>you can't believe it
>sunset really sank that low to keep in this school?
>"...... we are done for today. comeback tomorrow"
"..... okay"
>you go back home
>>
>>25602687
next day
"sunset, can we talk?"
>"not now, i'm trying to-"
"it's about boxing and norman"
>she looks at you
"he told me what happened. if you want me to be your partner, you'll have to apologize with him"
>she looks angry
>"who told YOU are in charge? i am the ONE who needs help, and you were MY assigned partner!"
"because I was the ONE who offered, and I can talk with the principal AND the couch whenever I want. YOU won't control ME"
>she tries to punch you, but thanks to norman's training, you avoid and hit the other eye, with the same result
>goddamnit
------
>*mumble**mumble*
>>*mumble**mumble**mumble*
>*mumble*
>>*mumble* "... ut you didn't had to do that!"
>"look, i'm sorry, but i won't allow she-"
>you recover some sense
>norman is carryin you again
"ugh, what do you want?"
>he starts to be nervous
>>"i... i just...."
>"norman, grow a pair!"
>both look at her
>"you were different last night! why you always let people stomp on you! we will accept you"
>>"but everyone thinks-"
>"fuck them!"
>all the school are looking at you
>"norman, you last night teach me not only boxing, but that you are a really good person. i know everyone thinks you are a racist, but you need to grow of that"
>>"but what about-"
>"i will stood for you"
>he keeps in silence
>then he looks at you
>>"..... tell them if you want. i don't care anymore"
>he stands, and walks to the group of kids
>you can believe it
>"norman, we will spar tonight?"
>>"sure thing"
>brad jokes
>>>"yeah, sparring~~~"
>>"oh, fuck you brad"
>everyone laughs
>but not you
>you won't let no one stomp you
>>
>>25603128
>you came back to CH at the evening
>as expected, the kek and the child fucker are there
>you eavesdrop
------
>"i never though someone would stand for me"
"well, you were kinda dumb by your own"
>"shut up"
"hehe.... anyway, why you always keeped with sunset's bullshit? she is a bitch"
>"well, i guess because it felt good in some sort of way"
"oh god, you are creppy"
>"no! i guess.... i liked to have someone around"
>he stops fighting
>"even if it was bad..... i wasn't alone. everyone though i was a racist. and my only friends were a rapist who thinks 80's haircuts are cool, and a hipster who doesn't realize anything he likes is bullshit"
"wait, you mean scott? i don't think he is that-"
>"he listen to neutral milk hotel unironically"
"okay i spoke too soon"
------
>>"but the worst part is...."
>"what is it?"
>>"i keep up with her because..... i was alone. i don't want anyone suffers the same fate"
>what?!
>you aren't THAT desperate!
>why would you want to have an idiot around?
>is not like you can't make friends
>you mean, you only destroy some of the school
>and make them your mental slaves
>and boss them around....
>and beign an insufferable bitch....
>..... and control anyone to have someone close at least
>....
>>
>>25603425
>you are norman
"... we lost too much time, we need to..."
>you see sunset coming out
".... actually, we are done"
>you leave the ring
>>"norman, wait"
"i said we are done watermelody, go home"
>"actually...."
>you look at sunset
>"i.... i wanted to..... apologize"
"you are forgiven. good night"
>"at least you could listen?! i mean it!"
>you look at her
>*sigh* ïnhale* "iwasabitchtoyouandallyourfriendsandimsorry!"
>you keep looking
>"i.... i was an asshole. since i came here, all i wanted was power. and even when the girls stop me, i was the same as always. is hard to try to remake everything when you know everyone hates you"
"well.... i guess i can say i know some of that"
>she smiles
"...but i didn't rape or abused anyone to do what i want"
>she lowers her head
>patricia looks angry at you
"sorry, i was out of line. all that i'm saying is.... i accept your apologize, and i'll be happy to assist you"
>"you mean it?"
"change, and get up the ring, we lost too much time"
>"thanks"
>>
>>25596138
Nice
>>
>>25603636
>time passed, and today you and watermelody are ready to defeat fluttershy
>it's not or never. you trained for this
>"okay girls! last chance! give everything! YEAH!"
"ready patty?"
>>"ready sunny!"
>the match was intense
>fluttershy is almost a butterfly in the ring: evades everything
>you can't lose now
>you throw a jab
"patricia, now!"
>she manage to hit flutter's side
>you take the advance, and hit her straigh in the face
>she falls
>*ding**ding**ding*
>"OH YEAH! INTENSE GIRLS! YOU GOT A!"
>>>*sniff* "i... i..."
"i'm sorry fluttershy, i didn't wanted to hit you hard"
>>>"no... is okay... is boxing, and...... *buah*"
>>"aww... come here *hugs* don't be sad. we are sorry"
>"YEAH! YOU ARE THE BEST!" THEY ONLY WENT TOGETHER BECAUSE ALONE THEY WOULD SUCK! YEAH!"
"coach, i think we did good"
>"no way! she even beat rainbow dash herself! she's the best feminine boxer! YEAH!"
"oh... well, i think- wait, best female? so who is best male?"
>"look!"
>a match was begining
>was all the boys in the school against... norman?!
"norman? what the hell?!"
>>
>>25603833
>you are norman
>and you are about to get an A... for the rest of your scholar life!
>typhoon gets close
>"okay loser, you think you are really though, prove it. no one ever beat me"
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
>everyone see how you have some sort of aura
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"...... UGH! ATAAAA!ATATATATATATATATATATATATA!
>you give a lot of punches against his body, and one against his face
>he stills on foot
>"that was it? what a fag"
"you are already out"
>"wh-ugh!"
>his body just falls
>he was knocked out
"okay... who's next?!"
>*everyone: battle cry*
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBqxDVBWjEE
"okay, bring it!"
>all the boys attack, but was useless
>teddy's wrestling moves: hit against his pelvis, paralized
>adam's taekwondo: hit to the genitals
>vanhallen's karate: straight to face
>brad's street brawling: crush his nose
>scott's hisptery: you show him how maintream he was, WITH ONLY ONE FINGER!
>nolan's saints style: he manage to hit you once, but you recover and hit him straigh in the chin
>the rest of boys just gives up before you crash them
>the girls just crashes their mouths against the floor
*cracking knucles* "told ya i was good in boxing"
>>"YEAH! GREAT JOB NORMAN!"
>>>"wait! you'll let him pass after take out almost all guys in school?!"
>>"YEAH!"
>>>"i don't understand this place"
"welcome to my world sunset"
>>
>>25604074
and done
i wanted always to see some sunset with patricia, and i liked the old norman, but i liked boxershy as well, so i decided to combine both
besides, i wanted to see alpha norman, not only in sex, but in most things he does
plus i saw a box documentary a long time ago, and they talked abbout joe fraizer and philladelphia, so i took that
keep being based /nn/
>>
>>25604129

It was a really nice read. It left me with a smile.

There were misspelings, but it was a minor issue that didn´t affect the enjoyment of the story.
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>>25604074
>"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"...... UGH! ATAAAA!ATATATATATATATATATATATATA!
>>you give a lot of punches against his body, and one against his face
>>he stills on foot
>>"that was it? what a fag"
>"you are already out"

What a coinky dink he's in FotNS too
>>
I just remembered that new writefag guy hasn't returned from the friendship drama he was dealing with. No Jojo Norman and Nolan :(
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So how many fictional HS stories have a giant rotating cast instead of focusing on the "core group" the entire run? Basically this >>25588904 ?
I think that's the reason I absolutely love the idea of normal norman threads despite not caring too much about EqG in general.
>>
>>25606235
I don't get what you're saying, I'm stupid please explain
>>
>>25606306
I guess, how many "normal" Normal Norman stories are there?
>>
>>25606423
Depends on how long you want the story to be and the content, cause there are plenty.
>>
>>25606306
>>25606423
It's fine, I tend to be kind of shitty explaining stuff.
I just wanted to know how many slice of life cartoons/animu/comics/whatever out there have a lot of different regular characters that get some focus, but aren't all just in the same close circle of friends. Basically this part of OP as a premise:
>Just like the real world doesn't turn around you, Canterlot High's world doesn't turn around anyone in particular. So, you will see a bit of everyone's life in here

I only pointed out >>25588904 because it conveniently broke down a lot of stories in one quick idea "Norman and friend do X while Y happens with character 3 and 4." Sorry if that made my post sound confusing.
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>>25596138
Is beanie gonna teach them how to use the oxygen in their muscles?
>>
>>25606870

Nichijou, Danshi Kokosei no Nichijou, Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh...

It tends to happen in slice of lifey stuff. There´s also Baccano, a wonderful series characterized by not having a main character, but including a guy who thought he was the protagonist. You should really watch it, it´s fucking awesome.
>>
>>25607337
Well something like baccano or durarara was more what I had in mind in the first place. Having multiple "main characters" I mean.
>>
I believe in you, EqG
>>
My fav kind of stories are the ones that blend odd combinations of characters.

Like Axel and Scott. Imagine that shit.
>>
>>25607633
>Axel and Scott
all hell will break loose when that happens
>>
> Chloe and Scott
>Both wait outside Normans house because he told them "I'm about 10 minutes away"
>Scott dissing on Chloe's Crunchyroll-tier anime taste
>Chloe trying not to cry from his bullying
>Norman actually trying to get home but a bunch of bullshit pony stuff happens and he has to keep texting Scott and Chloe that he's almost there
>Meanwhile Scott and Chloe gossip about Norman, his habits, quirks, and how moe he is
>They both start blushing over him
>They shake hands in mutual taste in men
>Chloe then starts to draw ScottxNorman pics in secret for Scott to collect
>This is how they bond, their love for Norman-like boys and anime
>Scott begins to train Chloe down his path of righteousness
>"Step 1, my dear Chloe is the way to get good anime taste is to not watch anime at all"
>>
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>>25608736
Fucking cute holy shit she's the best girl we got omg pls someone write NON LEWD but /suggestive/ stories of Norma and Noah(63 Naomi)
>>
>>25608736
Should've kept the pupils black I think that was just the style. But finally we got a color of this! Blessed anon
>>
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>>25608828
Here ya go.
>>
>>25608892
New thread when?
>>
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