>"I thought you wore a condom!"

>>25429767
>I swear Twilight, you saw it on my dick as you shoved your horn inside my pee-hole!

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>>25429779
no u

>>25429767
>I don't wear one all the time you fucking spa

>...I did.

>>25429767
I did!

... Oooohh, wait, you meant on my penis. Yeah, in retrospect, I can see how you might be confused.

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>>25429786

it's ok, I will get rid of this problem by taking responsibility

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>>25429796
u hurt me

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>>25429813

>>25429767
i did twilight....
>anon leans in closely
but shining didnt.
>"wh..what?"
you didnt really think it was just me right? i mean, with you being all tied up on the bed and blindfolded anyone could have found you.
>twilight's face turns a shade of bright red
>"a-anon! quit joking around!"
im not. shining and i were our getting drinks and he couldnt make it home. so i let him stay the night with us.
>"but why didnt you tell me!?"
and ruin your sexy little setup? hell no!
>"but.. my own brother?"
he said you two have done it before. and i thought it was pretty hot.
>"ANON i cant believe you! you're such a Moot"

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>>25429767
I thought you were a horse.

I thought you were smart enough to know I'm a different species
If anything this only proves you're a cheating whore

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>>25429817

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>>25429861
>Update

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>>25429865
u wanna go?

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>>25429873
yeh

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>>25429882
aight les go

>>25429767
I'm Sterile
I think you've got explaining to do

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>>25429898
copy that

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>>25429920
give me your address nigger, i'll fuck you up

What are you niggers even doing?

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>>25429937
OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GOOD HUH?

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>>25429961
Nothing, what are you doing?

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>>25430012
Yes,

>>25429767
“Twilight, what the fuck are you on about?”
>”I’m pregnant you bucking idiot.”
“Okay, I fail to see how that’s my problem.”
>”You’re the father, what else do you think.”
“Only problem with that is that we never did it. So I fail to see how?”
>”It just is.”
“Wait a minute, you just came back from that freak dimension. You fucked flash didn’t you?”
>You blew up in laughter at the flustered horse.
“Enjoy that retards kid.”
>Slamming the door in her face you went back to sleep.
>Fuck book horse.

Remember kids if you fuck a retard, you get stuck with raising one.

>>25429819
Wow. I laughed really, really hard for some reason.

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>>25430030
>Sat
Fillon is best ODST-IV

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>>25430044
It'd be worth it, just saying.

>>25430068
Kek

>>25430068
oh, i love muffins! id fuck her.

>>25429791
>did
>past tense

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>>25430050
He will btfo by pic related

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>>25430166
>he didn't play 5

haha it's ok to be mad buddy

>>25429767
So is this the new "IWTCIRD?"

>>25429767
No, but I have a central nervous system.

>>25430914
you should get it removed. it could help build moral fiber

>>25430920
You're right.

>>25430920
I agree. It will be better for both of them.

>>25429767
I did, b0ss
>casually poking holes in condoms

I did. Shining didn't.

>>25429767
haha, you idiot. i never said that.
you know what they say about assuming?

>>25429767
I would have, but you're the one who wanted me to wear it, so it was only fair that you provided it. You didn't, so I didn't have one.

>>25429767
Just abort it, Twi
unless you want to keep it. I'll be happy to set up a family :3