Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
Something else Twilight may have taken away from Discord's latest shenanigans: it's perfectly alright that her friends have shared experiences that she missed out on, but she might also share her own time more regularly if that bothers her. Sorting books is a lot of fun for her, but it's perhaps not the easiest group activity to sell. So all she has to do is wander by her friends' and see what they're interested in for the weekends and so forth. It's such a simple plan, and she doesn't even have to concern herself with the map not sending her along!Being Equestria, everything can go wrong, but why not stay optimistic?
>>25412114
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
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Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Episode preview
https://derpy.me/HooffieldsMcColts
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Horny ponies are best ponies
APPLES
Cum on the pony toys.
CUM ON THEM.
>>25416920
unf
Aww yeah horse time
>>25416867
>Sorting books is a lot of fun for her, but it's perhaps not the easiest group activity to sell.
Pinkie Pie would probably up for it, she seems to enjoy taking notes and filing them away, too
well, that didn't take long
>>25416901
Is that from DPDOMS?
>>25416921
Fuck off, Jailbait
>>25416920
why aren't you riding? you think it's like flipping a switch?
>>25416935
IT'S ALWAYS HORSE TIME
>>25416941
She'd make it a game, wouldn't she?
>>25416981
Horsing is not available at every location anonymous
sadly
>>25416988
Horsing isn't for everyone.
>>25416988
Thanks to mobile devices, it is
>>25416988
>>25417007
>>25417009
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
HORSIFICATION
>>25417015
PROCEED
>>25417028
>>25417049
IT WILL BE BETTER FOR EVERYONE
THE NEIGHS WILL LAST FOREVER
also the nickers and indignant whinnies
Fucking ponies
taking over the world and shit
grumpy ponies that kick you when you pet them
>>25417060
Is Daisy having a Rainbow Dash ice cream sundae?
>>25417082
disable them by wrapping them in a burrito blanket, then continue petting
>>25417028
She looks so weird from that side, with the gray part of her mane in front
>>25417085
I bet the local restaurants have all sorts of pony themed desserts
>>25417088
>>25417093
I like it, I think it's cute
>>25417093
Its nice to see all of her as she actually appears though, rather than the cheating mane flipping stuff they used to do
clonepony says that emotions are really complicated and she doesn't want them anymore
She'd like to die please, you made her so you can delete her!
>>25417099
>goat is into vore
uuuuh
>>25417135
He is a macrofag. Do you expect any less from him?
>>25417122
clonepony I don't know how to break it to you
so uh
you're immortal
>>25417135
the request was for a tiny princess turning herself into a blanket burrito, I highly doubt that was supposed to be vore - the second pony is just there for size comparison
>>25417135
>>25417146
are you two shitposting
that's a joke image
>>25417150
Clonepony is going to break every single bone of your body until you find a way to reverse this
she is VERY determined.
>>25417122
Hug the clonepony
>>25417176
clonepony hugs you, she's really happy.
Clonepony enjoys the hug.
Clonepony will not break the bones of her creators if you can convince him to make you immmortal and keep hugging her forever.
Failure to convince him will result in broken bones.
>>25417199
is she a clone or an android?
>>25417213
Her name is clonepony, anon.
>>25417199
Well, its his bones which will get broken so I don't think it will be too hard to convince him.
Just lean over and whisper to him that clone pony is really strong and very determined. He better does what she asked him to do
>>25417221
Success! Through sheer force of will (and several broken ribs) you are now immortal.
You and clonepony hug forever.
The mountains around you turn into sand.
You eventually forget why you were hugging.
You start floating into the void.
You eventually forget the meaning of time.AN_END
>>25417249
But its eternal happiness, right?
>>25417258
you forgot what happiness means.
You have no idea what thought is.
You don't 'know'.
You just exist in a permanent coma.
>>25417272
Well at least clone pony was happy. And I saved that creator's life. That's something.
I always manage to post in the dead threads. Reposting with image.
Does anyone like this?
>Hello.
>My name is Dys Foria.
>Please look at me, I‘m so beautiful.
>The forest green earth pony looks in the mirror. In the mirror, the picture she sees is rather different from what one might expect. In the mirror she sees a tall, slender alicorn. In the mirror, she sees all she could become, what she might have been able to become. She sees a glorified version of herself, a version the other ponies around don’t see just yet.
>But they will.
Eventually.
>She sees a courageous pony, a true hero, someone to obsess over. She is someone to be admired, oh how she wants someone to admire her. The alicorns mane is a luscious brown, the horn is strong and fierce, and capable of committing such magic feats even Twilight Sparkle would be intimidated-.
The delusion flickers for a moment.
>It is the most difficult for her to keep herself together when no pony is around. She finds the silence suffocating, excruciating. Knowing that she’s all, all, all alone. There is no one to notice her act, there is no one to verify her existence. There isn’t a point to anything. It’s just her desolate, estranged self, stuck in the vast nothingness.
>She is alone most of the time.
She’s always fucking alone.
>>25417220
that should make her a copy of a regular pony.
and I'm pretty sure regular ponies don't break bones as a hobby and talk about being deleted.
>>25417279
was it, anon?
Was it?
I guess we'll never know.
What would you buy from Stallion Mart, MLPG?
But for real, fuck Twilight
>>25417285
>>25417285
cont of preview, I also managed to not post the image
>She sees the reality of her body.
>chubby,
>small,
>no horn, no wings-
>a filthy earth pony
She’s not like Twilight.
>Her chin is too undefined, it sinks into her face, the color of her coat is not a pretty forest green, but a poisoned green. It’s the kind of green which makes a pony want to throw up. It’s stark and a brutal contrast from the usual pastel ponies around her. She is like a green shit stain.
>She hates it.
hatesithatesithatesit-.
>No, everything is okay. It is just a flicker, and the delusion is back. In the mirror is the most regal creature Dys has ever laid eyes upon, she owns the world, she could do anything she wanted to and the world would comply. She feels unstoppable, she feels relieved from her earlier doubts, which are now in the past, something that’s silly looking back on. She imagines walking out and heading to Sugarcube corner, the ponies would whisper about her beauty, her superiority alluding from her in waves.
>She’d be even fancier than Rarity.
>What a time to be alive.
Pony wants to press her face on Anon'sboobies.
>>25417298
>and I'm pretty sure regular ponies don't break bones as a hobby and talk about being deleted.
Well just how many ponies have YOU talked to, nerd?
HUH?
>>25417309
Booby is foreboden
>>25417304
one of those stallions
>>25417308
man that's like something I'd write when I was 16
Okay so if Twilight had a cool older brother that she did everything with, a babysitter who is like an older sister to you, childhood friends that you kept in touch and live in the same town with why did Celestia send her to ponyville to make friends?
Other than NMM returning why was Twilight such a bitch in the first episode?
>>25417309
Alright pony I get it, lose some weight.
You don't have to be an ass about it.
Twilicorn is evil and will end in 3 weeks
>>25417321
>>25417317
I
I've SEEN them talking! That counts, right?
>>25417329
its a store run by stallions, not selling stallions anon!
>>25417341
Man
how are you even gonna shitpost in 3 weeks
this bait will have expired
>>25417355
How
Is he doing that?
>>25417372
Apple Magic.
>>25417330
I just wanted to make a pony which was like a opposite of a self-insert, or a realistic self insert of a paranoid schizophrenic, which is completely detached from reality with an obsession with Twilight sparkle.
>>25417390
yeah
that's what I wrote when I was 16, that was actually a complimentSYKE
>>25417308
>no horn, no wings-
>a filthy earth pony
She's gonna have a hard time ascending then.
Actually, now that I mention it, what even led to Twilight ascending? It wasn't Celestia's doing, so was it her spell or simply her realizing something important that triggered the transformation?
If the books are canon and Cadance was a Pegasus it was probably the second, in which case it might not be entirely hopeless for earthies.I like the writing in the first post
>hit ctrl w instead of ctrl s on the last line and have to rewrite it all over again
reeeee
>>25417408
I would very much enjoy watching Dash do stupid things like this in hopes that it will impress you or make you think she's cool
oooooh pony
your hoof has touched my heart
oooooh pony
I won't let anything in this world keep us apart
>>25417399
god damn it I don't understand human communications.
So is itsykethat it was a compliment or was itsykethat I thought it was an insult?
>>25417441
>god damn it I don't understand human communications.
SHIT IT'S A PONY
GET HER GET HER GET HER!
>>25417303
Well I obviously don't know anymore. But it probably was
Moondancer'sfreshly washed sweater
>>25417441
YOU'RE NOT FITTING IN
JUST CALL HIM A FAGGOT AND INSULT HIS FAVORITE PONY ALREADY
>>25417457And that's the only thing that matters, anon.
>>25417414
She's never going to ascend, she's delusional. When she fully realizes that she's going to make some big mistakes. I think making a spell which will help the majority of ponykind makes you an alicorn.Thank you!lol
>>25417308
>Dys goes to her closet and reaches for her paper origami wings and her paper origami horn. She wouldn’t be complete without them.
>Dys’ room is a mess. It’s strewn over with dirty clothes, old food boxes and legend has it that there was a used tampon under the bed. There are various files, papers covered in frantic letters and pictures of unsuspecting ponies. But the majority of the pictures hold a purple pony.
A royal pony.
>God, Twilight Sparkle is so perfect.
>But Dys is not intimidated by her, she is a royal pony herself.
>She is an alicorns after all. She glues the paper wings and horns with tape to her form.
>On both sides of her flank are nude, angry pink spots. The same goes for her forehead. It’s because of the tape she uses, but she can’t find anything better to hold them. With time the hair stopped growing there, the skin became aggravated.
>Was a tiny drop of blood leaking from her forehead?
>Nah.
>>25417467
please do not forcibly abduct the ponies anonymous
>>25417490
Says the guy that keeps ponies hostages in a basement.
>>25417334
All those were relationships she had when she was younger though.
I was rather social back in school too. Then I went to college and turned into a complete social autist
>>25417490
But can I pick them up and carry them with me?
>>25417482
That pony needs an intervention.
>>25417503
Why didn't Celestia ever send her a letter telling her not to be such a shitty ponies to the friends she had already?Why would even willingly hang out with pre-ponyville Sparkle
Moondancer is a cute pony that has good friends.
>>25417534
If they are down with the idea of course
>>25417502
anon pls the basement is a consensual hang out not a prison!
Moondancer is a cute pony that has good diaper.
Moondancer is a cute pony that has a good rectum.
>>25417555
That makes me wonder, how much does a pony weigh? Are Pegasus Pones lighter than Earth Ponies/Unicorns?
Moondancer is a cute pony with excellent taste in books and ponime and a modest collection of dildos she hides under her bed
Being wrapped up snuggly in a vine tentacle blanket and cuddling with it knowing you're safe in its embrace.
>>25417536
>Why would even willingly hang out with pre-ponyville Sparkle
I would. She's still a cute pony.
>>25417579
>Are Pegasus Pones lighter than Earth Ponies/Unicorns?
Yes.
Except for Dash, because she is fat.
>>25417579
Their flight is magic based so being lighter wouldn't really give them any advantage- just look how tiny their wings are
All the pony types weigh the same on average, modified by whatever extra appendages they may have
As for how much they actual weigh number wise, that would depend entirely on what their actual scale turns out to be. Thats still up in the air, but i like to think of them as on the small side
a quicke of derpy
>>25417599
Imagine.
Sentient cloud monsters kidnapping Equestria's pegasi but unable to lift up others.
>>25417285
>>25417308
It feels like you're straddling the line between edgy and heartbreaking.
It's uncomfortable.
>>25417636
Is she sticking out her tongue?
>>25417639
Do they rape the ponies?
Why are Moondancerfags so fetishy
WHAT
IS GOING ON
>>25417659
No! Some of those are children.
>>25417652
yes
>>25417649
I think you nailed it. That's how I would describe Dys Foria.
>The grass of course is a pretty pastel green and is brimming with diverse insects. She swallows, stops and fixes her horn a bit before starting to move again. She’s hesitating, again. A familiar blue cloud reappears.
“Why are you back Blue? You don’t like being out of the house.”
>She asks, only noticing the stares of those two ponies a couple of meters length from her too late.
“Dys. Do you notice those mares?”
>Dys does not answer right away, partly because of apprehension, and partly because she knows she has caught the attention of the ponies.
“They’re watching you, watching us. I bet they’re making fun of us!”
>Blue said lowly, gravely.
>Dys whimpered.
“Why does everyone have to make fun of us?”
>She asked with a tiny voice, looking sadly to the ground.
>Twilight appeared at the parallel of her vision. She reached with her hoof and gently touched the side of Dys’s muzzle.
“Hey. We don’t care about them, please continue, I miss you!”
>Blue’s voice has reached a new pitch.
“It’s all because of you Dys! You’re suck a wreck! Disgusting-”
> Blue is cut off by a magic blast Twilights obliterates him with.
>She doesn’t comment to Dys again, which Dys Foria wasn’t expecting anyway, she considered herself already incredibly lucky. A sentence or two from Twilight were enough to keep her running, she didn’t need much else.
I don't think I have to clarify that that Twilight is not the real Twilight.
>>25417682
HORSES
>>25417682
SIMBA
>>25417698
TELL ME MORE
>>25417682
>>25417730
oh god is that the lochness monster
>>25417727
TINY
ADORABLE
MAGICAL
MULTI HUED
SAPIENT
EQUINES
do you think stallions
>>25417745
balls
Anon being turned into a stallion against his will.
>pone hiatus
>GF hiatus
>SU hiatus
>Rick & morty hiatus
>bojack horseman hiatus
>Adventure time S7 is still far away
what the fuck am I supposed to watch, /co/
I'M FREAKING OUT
>>25417689
That pony needs professional medical help
>>25417776
Have you tried Archer?
>>25417791
oh yeah, I haven't watched that yet. Thanks anon.
>>25417776
>>GF hiatus
Isn't that gonna end completely soon?
titanium HWHITE
>>25417776
>Moonbeam City is boring
I'm forcing myself to watch it because there's nothing else to watch
>>25417776
You could go through your anime backlog
>>25417799
>Isn't that gonna end completely soon?
oh.
>>25417810
thanks but no thanks
I want Luna to be my mommy, wrap me in a blanket and keep me close to her at all times.
>>25417752
Yes good
more members for the stallion pone association meetings!
the fillies are coming
>>25417856
Open the door
>>25417856
I want to treat filly like a pet.
>>25417825
read yotsuba&
>>25417785
tell me about it
>>25417856
>No one will ever write a fic about 'The Slutty Filly Virus' ravaging ponyville and turning all the ponies and anon into horny fillies.
>>25417930
what's the point if everyone is a filly and there's no stallions
>>25417936
Diamond Dogs, Griffons, Minotaurs and Dragons can fuck them.
Also I need an equivalent fic but with slutty diamond dogs.
booby
>>25417953
>>25417930
Be the change you want to see in the world
>>25417919
Man, she really has like, no chin at all
That poor pony
>>25417990
But I have no interest in writing.
Also every time I try to improve myself I get sidetracked by video games, cartoons and porn.
>>25417930
actually there was a fic about a virus turning everyone horny
more than one actually
>>25417993
never mouthbreathe
>>25418015
are there at least some gleams of hope in her life?
>>25417987
FOREBODEN
I LOVE PONIES
>>25418054
... no, sorry.
The story will probs end with her cutting off others people's horns and wings, putting them on herself, and try to capture twilight, get her in her basement and try to convince twilight to love her.Then twilight bashes her with a chair and kills her
I love Rainbow Dash.
>>25418080
But do ponies love you?
>>25418081
I can't decide if that's Not Important tier of edgy or heartbreaking.
>>25417987
booby is old and busted
shota goats are where it's at
Fillies?
Every time I take a walk in Ponyville, Bon Bon verbally abuses me until I cry. And it's in her stupid annoying voice, too.
What do I do?
>>25417682
>Are you upset?
>>25418169
Cry like a little bitch
>>25418120
Well that depends on what the focus is on. She's supposed to be cringy, uncomfortable to be around, self-centered, filled with superiorityand inferiority
She's kinda like a realistic snowflake. All those edgy snowflakes get their happy endings. This one doesn't.
>>25418169
Give her oats.
Pet pony.
Befriend pony.
>>25418145
Fillies and colts
>>25418199
Colts are fantastic
>>25418126
what a cute goat
>>25418144
>Rainbow Dash hears a terrible idea when suddenly a Wonderbolt!
>>25418194
She doesn't like it, and she said my semen has rocks in it.
>>25418212
cute isn't the first word I thought about
it's there sure
just not the first one
With a 3:1 Female to male gender ratio, there must be a lot of Mares with no boyfriends.
There is a high demand for males in Equestria, and only Anon, and other foreign species like Zebras can plug in that hole.
>>25418230
>even Anon's social autism and tendency to spill tremendous amounts of spaghetti can't save him from getting laid in Equestria
>>25418245
Being a Lesbian Mare in Equestria is a blessing, being Homosexual Stallion is a curse.
>>25418266
THEY ARE BOTH SINNERS, ANONYMOUS!
>>25418293
Yeah, but one has a ready access to lovers, while Equestrian birth rates dictate that there is a tiny pool of males.
I don't think it should be legal for mares to bite you just because you're a human.
>>25418293mwah
>>25418310
real horses are assholes though
>>25418310
Nyx kissed you in your sleep then ran off giggling when you woke up
>>25418358Wings are great
>>25417682
>That whole fuckin' comic
Filly reminds you that the slow blade penetrates the shield.
>>25418454
>she
>kwisatz haderach
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25418369
remember that pony
>>25418458
>males
>ever being relevant in MLP
>>25418469
DON'T DISS THE DUNE LORE OLD MAN
IT GOES BEYOND HORSE
>find a bunch of quality new porn in /trash/
looks like i was trash all along
one, two, three, four
I declare a cock vore
>>25418481
One man's trash
Filly wants to know why do you like to look at pictures of ponies cuddling and hugging humans so much.
I can never finish a picture, what a curse
>>25418454
She'll lose her wings.
>>25418543
Becauseponies will never cuddle me
>>25418477
pony got you one of those dune books you seem to like so much
>>25418566
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME PONY
DEAD
>>25418551
It happens, you just have to plug away at it
Soarin vs. Prime Wind Rider. Who wins?
>>25418551
spend less time on your fancy sig you creeep
>tfw no pone will never have an Ultimate Universe version of the show
>>25418585
What does sig mean?
self-insert- g____ ?
Apples.
>>25418583
Depends on what they're doing, but assuming you mean a straight-on race, probably Wind Rider.
>>25418622
I can't tell how much is a shit you're bring, but your drawing so I assume not much.
Sig is signature. Your logo in the picture there is pretty obnoxious.
>>25418585
>signature
oh
you realize I just had to make it once, then I just copy paste the layer onto the painting?
>>25418629
what if apples
didn't have apples
>>25418673
>how much is a shit you're bring
what
I'm not being sarcastic or anything
>obnoxious
I see, do you think it'd be better if I'd shrink it a bit?
I don't think I can leave it out, if I'm going to do commissions, I'll have to have a recognizable watermark.
>>25418707
I'm pretty sure that voids the warranty.
>>25418576
Anon, why are you so rude to a gift-bearing pony?
>>25418566
Wow, thanks Filly!
I love Brian Herbert "Dune"!
Lets go watch some Star Wars Prequels, too.
>>25418732
wait
we have warranties?
>>25418710
Sorry, but this is 4chan. We're used to being cynical about posting.
Shrinking it down so it's not visually in the way would really help. Like half or a third of the size, with text underneath
>>25418763
>mfw I'm so dumb people think I'm trolling
I'll shrink it for the next painting.
Cloud Filly was confirmed for Smash.
Her Omnicuddle final smash is just a rip-off of Friend Filly's Grape Either.
>>25418777
Omnicuddle is cuter
I said it
Why aren't you the toast of the town, the pony on the go
>>25418792
I'm not sure I can accommodate that many ponies.
>>25418792
I'm not a pony.
>>25418806
Are you implying Rarity is a slut?
is this roognas OC?
>>114059
>>114059
>>25418792
>not just another Jane Doe
What did she mean by this?
>Pony rubs your cheek
>She can see you're feelin' down
>Pony gives you a kiss, then nuzzles your neck
>"Baby... you need some pussy."
>She turns around, then lifts her tail. Her short skirt lifts with it, revealing a tight, silky pair of striped panties
>"I'm here for you, Anon. You get that frustration out, hun, I want to make you happy."
>>25418826
jane doe
A name used on official records to identify an unidentified female cadaver.
She wants to stand out, not just be another face in the crowd.
>>25418827
DUDE LEWD
>>25418830
yes, roogna is huge creep
Filly is suffering from headaches and hallucinations, and has feelings of "being watched" and paranoia,
>>25418830
I'm glad /mlp/ didn't went red.
>>25418818
I'm just saying I'm not the one chosen for the element of generosity.
>>25418827
>>25418830
>roogna's paws obscured by boots
WHAT THE FUCK ROOGNA
>>25418854
what does going red mean
>>25418830
ya that is definelty roogna
>>25418881
NSFW board
>filly
>>25418854
>glad
faggot
>>25418830
ROOGNA WHY
Will the mane six be officially getting their boyfriends in the finale, or will it happen sometime next season?
>>25418830
uyou are the worst ropogna
>>25418915
DUDE FETISHES LMAO
>>25418830
I'm glad I didn't actually massage Roogna's paws now
>>25418943
>pinkie not with cheese sandwich
shaaame
>>25418972
nicely shitposted
>>25418943
Shipping main cast characters with background characters will never not be dumb.
Daily reminder thatyou're a background character irl.
>>25418983
you too
>>25418830
>that beak
I'm fucking dying, my god.
>>25418629
Oh man.
She looks so tired.
I wonder if we'll get an episode which deals with the fact Applejack does tons of menial labour and it's taking a toll on her body?
>>25418997
I hope I'm shipped with lots of other cute background anons by the viewers~
>>25418997This is fine by me. I receive way too much attention as it is, I'd be fine with people letting me go about my day by myself.
>>25419006
Wasn't that basically her first episode?
>>25418903
hhngg
>>25418830
Wait, how do you guys know that is roogna's OC? I wasn't aware he even has a OC.
>>25419024
That was a special circumstance
>>25419024
>I'd be fine with people letting me go about my day by myself.
I-I don't bother you too much, do I?
>>25419061
yes
Maybe if you were a cute purple horse instead of acutepurple humanthing, things would be different.
mamma mia
pappa pia
pony got the diaAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRHEA
>>25419081
John Madden! John Madden! John Madden! John Madden! John Madden! John Madden! John Madden!
>>25419076
>>25419103
See now, that's MUCH better.
have you gotten your dose today mlp?
I HAVE TO FIND A WAY
TO MAKE THIS ALL OKAY
>>25419129
>>25418943
Discord will be back to evil and be dead in Season 6. Flash Sentry will be a bad guy in EQG 4.
>>25419145
those pills aren't green and purple, anon
are you trying to trick me
>>25419103
banned the wings!
Why isn't there more of cookiepone?
>>25419145
you know it
>>25419164
But Twilight. Dese r ur frens
>>25419170
Because ponies are better.
This is science fact, I'm surprised you were unaware.
>>25419191
MINT AND PURPLE MINT AND PURPLE MINT AND PURPLE
>>25419201
more like Meme and Purple
featureless crotches
Dispelled by magic
>>25419211
crotchless features
Trappy shotas
>>25419179
>"banned the wings!"
>Twilight doesn't have wings in lesson zero.
You're not even trolling anymore. This is just pointless whitenoise posting now.
>>25418830
https://derpiboo.ru/880067
>>25419187
I dunno.
>>25419240
he's also evading my filters
I have "ban the wings" there but not "banned the wings"
that fuck
>>25419200
Off with her wings!
But if you take off her wings what do you do with them?
Do they taste good?
Preview of the 36#
>>25419253
How is that evading your filters, and you not just having ass filters?
>>25419081
WHEN YOU'RE SITTIN A CHEVY AND YOU FEEL SOMETHIN HEAVY
>>25419269
>>25419281
>>25419286
WE'VE GOT HEARTS
AS STRONG AS HORSES
>>25418830
I don't like the boots, I actually like to see griffon paws.
>>25419302
>>25419286
EMPEROR SOMBRA
YOUR FEELING OF HORSELESSNESS IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, SAVAGE
>>25419315
C'MON APPLES
Y'KNOW THIS ONE
>>25419269
>Iron Will and Flim Flam brothers teaming up with fucking Queen Chrysalis because... revenge?
>Celestia and Luna getting turned to stone as soon as they show up in the comic because... reasons?
>>25419342
>Moondancer refusing to change her diaper because.....
>>25419328
>Radiant Hope did nothing wrong
>>25419330QueenSombra is taking you to be the royal frustration fixer.
>>25419330
DON'T STOP
BREE-DING
YOU'RE MORE FUN THAN THE COLOR PINK
>>25419359
>But it refused
Look here, my friend. What do you see? Two pegasi leaving trails? And tell me, how are pegasi supposed to leave trails...WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE TURBINES?
The government is releasing chemical agents in the atmosphere, using pegasi, to control our mind!
Of course, no mention of this fact in the Gabby Gums or in Foal Free Press...gee, I wonder why?
>>25419330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdn3IhEP3_o
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN HEAT
>>25419420
>>25419420
lewd
>>25419453
Is that pony in heat
>>25419459
No anon, that pony is a stallion
>>25419464
Ah. So they're in rut, then.
>>25419464
so is that pony in heat then
I drew a thing.
>>25419541
oh nice, I like thing
and thing is colored!
>>25419495
>>25419497
The pony is in fact in Horse.
>>25419541
She looks startled. Why is she so startled?
Remove deer.
>>25419564
Her contract forbids her from talking about it directly.
But you are free to speculate.
>>25419564
Fillies are easily triggered.
>>25419550
Better than being in Moose, I suppose.
YO BOIIIIIIIIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFzZUWQ1fQc
>>25419541
Can I pet her?
>>25419581
Get in line.
>>25419589
https://derpibooru.org/946811
A sex line?
>>25419580
WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS IT
>>25419605
Glad you're still here.I'll need all the attention you keep giving me.
>>25419541
whiffleball isn't that bad is it
>>25419605
Is she okay?
>>25419607
NOONE'S
I'M JUST LISTENING TO PLERKASTEP
IT'S SO GOOD I WANNA JERK OFF
>>25419621
https://derpiboo.ru/950260
She had experiences.
>>25419637
>had
How did she lost them?
Princesses
>>25419580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpCBxmIId6I&feature=youtu.be&t=48
>>25419663
By becoming a baseball player?
Let the Rainbow remind you.
Holy shit, you guys... it looks like Goat's been ponying without a valid license this whole time.
>>25419580
God I love panko's voice in this
>>25419683
Would you taste the rainbow, knowing where it came from?
>>25419683
Not before 8am, god dammit.
>>25419704
>heart eyes
>>25419687
Illegal ponying is more exciting anyways.
>>25419687
>needing a license to pone
MLPG help, I'm actually listening to the EQG soundtrackand enjoying it
>>25419714
>you will never be a young teenager again, participating in underage pone booping parties
Kill me.
Filly got bullied in school for her third person talking quirk.
Bully bullied filly.
>>25419750
yes
that's it anon
give in to the equestrian grills
>>25419580
Dance Central DLC when?
>>25419305
Worse song to be honest
next to that care song
>>25419809
It objectively trumps every song in Lost Mark
>>25419164
https://fuwa.se/f/XatiX6.webm
>>25419828
Empirically false
>>25419853
subjectively false
Pardon me, Sir. Do you have a moment to talk about the glory of our savior Celestia?
>>25419578
very true
>>25419875
metaphorically untrue
>>25419878
say what
>>25419878
>savior
https://fuwa.se/f/QSF1m_.webm
>>25419878
>savior Celestia
>>25419941
You ever been so drunk you can't even lie on your bed because it's too high off the floor.
https://fuwa.se/f/WxKm2-.webm
>>25419683
>>25419878
Absolutely!
she's large and pretty and I love her, where should we begin?
https://fuwa.se/f/dpkaNV.webm
https://fuwa.se/f/3PeYd5.webm
>>25419962
why would they do this
>>25419328
what the fuck is this shitty garbage, i thought it was supposed to be the past
why is alicorn twily there and in a cage, no one defeats alicorn twilty
Butterscotch's dripping pre
>>25420063
if i saw royalty throwing themselves galas and massive birthday parties with taxpayer money while monsters are eating the regular townsfolk ponies i would riot also
>>25420116
i hate the word pre but i unf at the general idea
>>25420134
What else do you call the fluid that seeps out of an erection?
>>25420116
unf
>>25420134
What would you call it?
>>25419962
Turn Twilight Sparkle back into her unicorn form, Celestia or you'll be punished!
>>25420116
>>25420094
Except the special OC that's "like Twilight Sparkle, but much cooler" "take that Lauren!"
I mean Glimmer
>>25419878
>talk
Fuck that, I'm going in!
>>25420155
The thumbnail almost made me think Elusive was getting head and now I'm a little disappointed
>>25420168
Good new anon
>>25420159
RIP anon
he grabbed the sun
>>25420178
news*
Who draw?
>>25420159
that is exactly me in equestria
what's new in pone today?
>>25420187
Pinch Hitterlewd
if your pony plush could talk, what would it say
>>25420205
clean your room and stop wearing womens panties while fapping
why don't celestia and luna compete in the sisterhooves social?
>>25420205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDZs1LSgsSU&feature=youtu.be&t=56
>>25420194
Twilight has coocooned herself in a magical fart-forcefield with Moondancer.
>>25420222
It's not some huge meme event, it only happens in Ponyville
>>25420178
The towel is so unf, like Butterscotch needed it to hide so nobody would know what he was doing, but nobody at the spa is fooledand they all look on jealously
>>25420194
There's a new line of birbhorse feeders out.
>>25420187
I need to know if adult Pinch Hitter still has pic related.
>>25420222
>"CHEAT!! CHEATER! SHENANIGAN! I CALL SHENANIGAN!!"
>Ref Anon shakes his head
>'How'd the other contests 'cheat' this time, Luna?'
>"SHE-..WEL..I SAW HE-.."
>'Sunbutt?'
>"I'm afraid Luna's competitive spirit may be getting the best of her."
>'Alright, so now that we established no cheating has taken pla-'
>"But I DID notice her start the race a nanosecond before the rest of the competitors..so..ehem..r-rules and all."
All ponelets better bow down.
>>25419878
https://fuwa.se/f/nrgXIk.webm
>>25420249
But that's a birdhouse not a birdfeeder?
Oh god, is Dash... eating some birds nest full of babies?
>>25420238
yeah but could you imagine how they'd wreck the competition
>>25420285
i want to smell and kiss her hooves
>>25420187
Draw a puppy! Puppy love!
where is the celestia and luna episode
i really like those sisters being sisterly
>>25420187Pinch Hitter slutting in back alley
>>25420324
wat
Pony heard you were having a shitty day.
https://fuwa.se/f/0A40ys.webm
>>25420350
thank you pony
that helps a lot
https://fuwa.se/f/pdP5QA.webm
>>25420350
>>25420350
a blowjob would perk me right up
>>25420350
pony heard wrong, but I appreciate the gesturedid pony have a shitty day
Who is the gayest horse?
>>25420395___You.
>>25420382
Sorry, only boopjobs today.
>>25420401
correct!
>>25420395
Dash literally kissed Applejack on the show.
>>25420401
That's true, if I was a pony I'd service every stallion on demand
>>25420384
ponies cannot have shitty days
they live in a paradise where every day is perfect
>>25420439
The kind of day they've dreamed of since they were small?
>>25420439
ponies have canonically had bad days though
just because the pony definition of a bad day is different from yours doesn't mean they don't happen
>>25420439
Except for the days that aren't.
>skiddly boppy boo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLlQafrnrVw
SHE'S THE SCATMARE
you just saw two fillies kissing
what do
>>25420485
try and guess which one is the hyperfuta
>>25420485
Counter with colts.
>>25420468
half the MLPG headcanon doesn't make any sense at all really
https://fuwa.se/f/quYBV4.webm
>>25420507
Colts kissing is gay
>>25420471
oh no
>>25420540
that's quite a shapely plush ass
>>25420322
more importantly.
where's 2snacks?
did he get C&D too?
>>25420540
you spin mare right round pony right round like a record pony right round round round you spin mare right round pony right round like a record pony right round round round you spin mare right round pony right round like a record pony right round round round you spin mare right round pony right round like a record pony right round round round you spin mare right round pony right round like a record pony right round round round
>>25420538
Kissing is beautiful no matter who's involved.
the things pony has seen with her pony eyes
https://derpibooru.org/1019407
>>25420571
gay guys kissing is gross
i love gay fucking but gay kissing is gross
>>25420540
>Toy Story theory
Life is either an unending sticky ammonia hell or the ponies get broken and find their owners 'play-sessions' endearing and feel like they're connecting with them
>>25420583
>cute, reasonably sized girl penis.
Pony regrets giving you her number.
https://fuwa.se/f/GmEuEZ.webm
>>25420540
probably the nicest plushie horse ass i have ever seen
https://fuwa.se/f/hyUvdH.webm
>>25420621
thats a man you idiot
>>25420637
i dont get it
>>25420656
oh.
I forgot about those.
They're the things dicks normally go on, right?
>>25420637
haha
>>25420540
>Twilight stashed in the saddlebag
>>25420713
She's a very compact and portable pone.
>>25420571
"Whoa Rainbow Dash, did you mean to do that?"
"I sure did. That was my first kiss."
"I...couldn't tell at all. It had a lot of the same things that real kissing has in it."
"You're so wild Fluttershy. Wanna kiss some more?"
"...okay...but could we maybe work on a couple things first? Like, you don't have to cover my mouth and my snout with your mouth."
"Lahhk,zhiss?"
"Your shtill nguing hit..."
>>25420676
In the right context, they're sexier too
books
dresses
apples
animals
wonderbolts
penises
>>25420762
what
hiss
>>25420762
There are no penises in Equestria.
>>25420762
>2 Rarities
>No plerka
>>25420798
I'm afraid
>>25420810
I have it on good authority that not only are the penises present, they're much larger and much more common
https://i.gyazo.com/492f8a475142cd822804e4aef38524c6.png
I drew a thing.
>>25420847
that's very lewd
she'll catch a cold like that
>>25420798
>>25420819
Najarala is easy shit though
>>25420810
What's the point of life without dicks?
>>25420847
I like the inkingUse sharper edges on your brushes
>>25420810
Then what do you call THIS!?
Doing this to pony
>>25420798
they sure became fast friends
>>25420918
I was surprised at that too
I guess Dash is just a very friendly pon
>>25420818
>>25420936
I bet she'd fuck on the first date so long as you picked up the cheque for dinner.
>>25420798
Both of these guys betrayed their friends.
One apologized
>>25420954
anon I think you're thinking of another pone
Dash is clearly a third date girl
>>25420965
For sale: baby shoes
never worn.
>>25420847
Nice.Not nearly as fat.
>>25420958
Humans are obsessed with drawn horses
>>25420979
No I don't think any foals died in the factory attack, thankfully
>>25420979
Nah, that was Dash. You should have seen her during desert; she was practically giving me a hoofjob under the table.
I never know if people are doing this ironically or not.
>>25421025
Would people do this ironically for 5 years?
>>25421025
Yes anon we're all masturbating to mlp porn ironically.
And having ironic ejaculations.
You and me, Anon, we're nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they doON THE HUB
>>25421039
>>25421053
I meant manually posting anti mlp/anti-brony stuff.
Protectron(on fire): Kill! Kill! Kill!
>>25421057
Does this end in a pegging gangbang?
Having a nice picnicwith Elusive
Best friends.
>>25421135
He's going to the train-yard to learn how to be a man
HELP
weren't these colored? derpibooru is no help
>>25421157
I NEED THESE SACCHARINE PICS IN MY LIFE
Knock it off.
>>25421167
>Maud will never be your strict but loving horse mom
>>25421184
>anthro futa Maud will never be your strict but loving horse dom
>>25421167
>>25421184
"Mom, do you love me?"
"...sure."
>>25421157
>>25421163
>Eating Pinkie out
>Her backlegs are wrapped around your neck
>She smells like vanilla
>>25421167
>>25421153Cuddlinghim in public
>>25421156
This was the comic that convinced me to try gay porn, and I don't regret it
>>25421201
I don't think ponies could wrap their backlegs around. Maybe the front ones
>>25421204
>This was the comic that convinced me to try gay porn
My zebra!
Not only do you get a cool pony mom, but you also get a cool aunt that throws you parties for every little thing.
Also you got some weird Amish aunts too. And a hot grandma.
>>25421196
>anthro futa Maud anally fisting you, then sliding her futa cock in at the same time and jerking herself off inside you.
>>25421204holding his hoofand not caring who sees you
Quit being faggots.
>>25421238
Shut up Mom.
>>25421213
I've descended deep into the bowels of gay furry femboys, and there's no turning backI can never get enough gay R63 though
>>25421204
Just guys hangin' out with their big warm floppy cocks out.
Sometimes they're flaccid, sometimes they're stiff. Who knows why it happens? It's nice to have a good bro around when it does though.
>>25421238
I shall be double the faggot and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
>>25421238
no
>>25421228
Going home andtaking care of some chores
>>25421219
uh, Fluttershy
I don't think that works unless you shrink the Maud dramatically
>>25421238
Jokes on you,being called a faggot by a girl is a turn on for me. Femdom is fucking weird.
>>25421254
It's like how yawns are contagious, only with boners
>>25421204
what aboutpettinghisbelly?and yeah he's like the onta of the MLP fandom
I keep hearing about people who turned out to be gay/bi after reading some of his comics
>>25421286
>I don't think that works unless you shrink the Maud dramaticallyanonshyperanus
>>25421281
Giving hima nice hoof massage when you're finished
>>25421204What do you like most about stallions, anon
>>25421306I would kill for onta/doxy to do a gay MLP comic, regardless of whether it's pony, anthro, or human. That man can draw the juiciest dick you've ever seen.
odds: pone
evens: plam
dubs: vidya
>>25421328The fact that they're big, powerful animals with cocks to match. Something about the shape of that flared head gets me, too.
>>25421204
I already liked horse dicks a lot when I read it so it only made me a little more bi and like cute stallions cause they are pony traps and a stones throw away from futa.
>>25421330
>That man can draw the juiciest dick you've ever seen.
amen to that
>>25421331
oh sweet
how about the cuddliest pony you know in a scarf
>>25421331
You sure you don't want to plam?
>>25421350
yes, more scarf ponies
Consensual cuddling with equines.
>>25421328
I like it when they climb into your bed while you're asleep and spoon up behind you so you wake up with a big cuddly blanket wrapped around you
Pony really should be holding you.
>>25421296
>>25421254
>>25421156
>the only experience the mane6 has with boys is their brothers
>Twilight and Shining Armor spent a lot of time apart growing up because of her studying and his job, so she really knows jack-shit about boys
>Applejack knows about Big Mac's train adventures so she just thinks it's normal
>Spike is coming of age
>they want Big Mac to teach him how to be a man
>he takes Spike to the train-yard
>everyone's cocks are unsheathed and wiggling around
>Spike wants to leave, this doesn't feel right
>suddenly his own dragonhood starts growing and he doesn't know why
>gets encouraging compliments
>one stallion laughs and puts his hoof around him
>his cock loudly slaps Spike on the thigh
>empathic boner
>>25421347
Yup. That's basically it.
When the stallions are -that- cute and the horse dicks are that nice, it's like, well...
>>25421347
I admit to harboring weird fantasies about watching a girl go down on a horse, but watching Big Mac and Braeburn get pounded like cocksleeves woke up something deep inside me
>>25421371
I would let the pony hold me
>>25421365
You like to watch that pony sleep.
Why aren't you drawing the next horsecomic that makes anon gay?
>>25421365
Consensual cuddling with married equines.
>>25421385
I like to watch that pony dance, too.
>>25421365
Non-consensual cuddling of equines.
>>25421391
No talent.
>>25421377
It's why I mostly like twinks and femboys in my porn, which is sadly rare with ponies or anthro ponies
>>25421391
I'm too fat to draw gay comics
>>25421395
She can really get down
>>25421397
Who's not consenting?
>>25421392
The best kind.
>>25421377
>it's like, well...
I totally get it man and an r63'd waifu too
>>25421385
>"You watch me while I'm sleeping?"
>>25421397
Terrified/confused looking dakimakuras are the best
>>25421392
Would you cuddle this equine?
>>25421391I already did one but I don't know if it made any anons gay
>>25421487
let's see it
>>25421458
Absolutely!
I wonder if she'd like her belly being rubbed...
z-zombie ponies?
>>25421548
Zombie monkeys
All their hair fell out
>>25421556
>Shipping
she's so pretty
>>25421561
>>25421556
I want there to be Amazon Equestria.
For $60/year your items will be delivered within two days by a cute pony.
>>25421567
Why don't you tell her?
>>25421567
She's a great mom.
When will Celestia get an episode that delves into her duties and powers like Luna has?
Do you think they will?
Do you want them to?How do you think it'd work?
>>25421584
I know who I want to deliver my amazon.eq wares from now on
>>25421419I like him better this way
>>25421603
then draw him, bubble berry is criminally under done
>>25421596
I wish they would. Just something to spotlight her.
>>25421623
I have zero artistic talentPlus, I'd want to draw endless amounts of lewd of him
>>25421598
why is she so fuzzy
>>25421598
But everything would arrive broken.
odds: draw
evens: plam
dubs: beb
oh boy, here she goes again
>>25421634
>Plus, I'd want to draw endless amounts of lewd of him
You make that sound like a bad thing.
I want to know which one gets the craziest on a girls night out.
>>25421634
>I have zero artistic talent
that's what they all say in the beginningand most after 2 years
do it anyway faggot
>>25421623
>bubble berry
>under done
So someone should do him then?
>>25421661
she gets pretty crazy
>>25421634
>I have zero artistic talent
But you do have loads of autistic talent.
>>25421649
That's the trick
I order stuff that I don't need so I don't care if it gets broken
then I return it to them so I can see Daapi again
rinse and repeat
>>25421646
wrong wash cycle?
>>25421661
Celestia and Luna look pretty cute here for once.
>>25421665
I hate this ship because I wish pokey switched genders too.
>>25421661
Oh god I love Cadance in all her forms so much
>>25421655
good beb
>>25421658
I assume there are better reasons to become an artist than to just draw porn
>>25421667
Not someone. Everyone. Maybe all at once.
>>25421676
you put your ponies in the washing machine?
>>25421675
Can't tell if that's Dash or Muffins
>>25421675
meme pone why
>>25421690
I don't put them in, they literally jump in while I'm putting clothes in
it's a very funny sight but getting all that pony fluff off your clothes afterwards is a mess
>>25421708
must be a fun ride
>>25421708
Rarity, what are you doing
>>25421667
but so little is good, that isn't Braeburned's 10 pics
>>25421677
here
>>25421712
being a cat
>>25421669
Look at her go!
>>25421714
>>25421708
I'm gonna fluff that pone up.
>>25421665
If I could go back in time and force myself to art, I'd make myself create a comic where Bubble Berry and the rest of the crew show that new femboy Dusk Shine how to have fun in Ponyville.
I like this ship
>>25421763
it's really stupid, but it's 2 cute ponies so of course I love it anyways
>>25421634
You got anylewddraw ideas for Bubble Berry?
>>25421766
That's the spirit.
>>25421768Lots of stuff involving cumplay. Getting his friends to donate sperm for his next batch of cupcakes, asking Applejack to spike his cider with cum, that kind of thing
>>25421683
How about a changeling in Cadence form?
big
cuddly
stallions
http://41.media.tumblr.com/7dd7eb8cb22326370f68458221624230/tumblr_nxqnf2V2Hj1t04fvxo1_1280.png
Everyone get in line, the Apples are giving out free baths!
>>25421811As long as the holes are still there.
>>25421822
how much for a Deluxe bath?
>>25421830
5 more bits
for 20 bits AJ will give you an Apple Ending
>>25421837
how much forBig Bathintosh?
>>25421837
w-what's an apple ending?
>>25421843
if you have to ask you probably can't afford it
>>25421847
It's only 20 bits though.
>>25421822
If they're trying to wash her of sin they're gonna need a lot more soap
>>25421865
I want to wash off her cloud scum
it's a pretty common problem amongst pegasi, they just don't shower for a while because they think flying through clouds is good enough
>>25421899
What's wrong, filly?
>>25421916
there's so many fillies, how can you keep track of them all
>>25421927
That filly is mine.
>>25421933
tell that hippy to get a haircut
>>25421937
You do not tell me how to raise my filly.
Where do you even get off?
>>25421947
on the filly, probably
>>25421947
Well I'm certainly not letting my fillies hang out with your fillies
I never
>>25421955
dude, his filly is making out with your filly right now
>>25421958
she probably learned it from watching that My Little Pony smut show
how could i date celestia
>>25421981
take your best guess over a thousand then add a couple hundred to it
>>25421981
asking her out somewhere seems like the best place to start
>>25421981
Bake her a prune, metamucil and horse-laxative cake.
>>25421994
And horse tranqs
>>25421988
i'd take her to a comedy club
she seems to like jokes
>>25422016
>ywn be a pretty mare in the pretty dress having fun with your best friends who are also very pretty
>>25422016
i like how tall celestia is
tall girls need love too
also 1000+ year old girls
>>25422046
I wonder if she's tall because of princess genes or if she's just had lots of time to grow.
>>25422046
Tallbrown, fit and megabustyCelestia is pretty great
>>25422046
her height is a huge turn-on
>>25422054
I pity anyone that can't appreciate amazon Celestia.
>>25421670
daaaaaamn
>>25422064
think about how nice her long sexy feet must be
>>25421987
is the reason celestia need a princess of love and friendship because she has lost so many that she has become desensitized to it, in a broader commoner sense?
All this reminds me of the one feels comic where a pinkiecorn loses friends over the centuries and she can't deal with it well
Any one have that comic?
>>25422016
I love how Celestia was laughing at a joke about Twilight here
>>25422058
Look at how fucking impractical this table is
What the fuck are they supposed to do if they want donuts? crawl for a mile on top of it til they reach the center?
>>25422125
same
highlight of the ep
>>25422133
It was probably designed for unicorns.
>>25422146
fucking unicorns
>>25422147
We really don't see that many male unicorns in Ponyville do we. I think Comet Tail is probably the most common. It really is still a earth pony town.
>>25422154
It was founded by earth ponies right?
>>25422154
I'm trying to think if there's any pony interracial couples.
By which I mean pegasi/unicorn/earthie.
>>25422168
They do tend to stay within their own races
Best I can think of is Shiny and Cadence
>>25422168
In Hearts and Hooves day Caramel was hooking up with a pegasus. And of course Flash/Twi would technically be unicorn/pegasus....I guess....not really.
>>25422171
but anon, Gary Stu and Mary Sue are the same race
>>25422187
ish
>>25422090
I'd love to be wrapped up in her big, soft, strong legs
>>25422186
having a pegagirlfriend would be cool
I hope the next thread is about Fluttershy!
>>25422202
I hope the next thread is about Celestias bare feet!
>>25422202
NO
IT NEEDS TO BE PINKIE GODDESS
There are no more threads. We ran out of horse.
>>25422206
Celestia has hooves you F E A T H E R B R A I N
>>25422154
Why would you want to live in a town that screams at you if you use your natural talents to help wrap up winter, while Pegasuses are free to do what they want.
Fuck Ponyville and their double standards. Fuck sake they needed a unicorn to show them how fucking incapable they are.
>>25422223
>Fuck sake they needed a unicorn to show them how fucking incapable they are.
Did Twilight industrialize Ponyville? I mean the settlers were Granny's generation and industrialization takes a while
>>25422228
>>25422228
>>25422228
>>25422202
It's about Fluttershy...'s friend?