MLP General

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37

ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs

Episode preview
https://derpy.me/HooffieldsMcColts

Nov. 14: Episode 523 – The Hooffields and McColts

Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.

Nov. 21: Episode 524 – The Mane Attraction

An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.

Episode 525 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1

Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.

Episode 526 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2

Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.

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Horny ponies are best ponies

APPLES

Cum on the pony toys.

CUM ON THEM.

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>>25416920
unf

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Aww yeah horse time

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>>25416867
>Sorting books is a lot of fun for her, but it's perhaps not the easiest group activity to sell.
Pinkie Pie would probably up for it, she seems to enjoy taking notes and filing them away, too

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well, that didn't take long

>>25416901
Is that from DPDOMS?

>>25416921
Fuck off, Jailbait

>>25416920
why aren't you riding? you think it's like flipping a switch?

>>25416935
IT'S ALWAYS HORSE TIME

>>25416941
She'd make it a game, wouldn't she?

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>>25416981

Horsing is not available at every location anonymous

sadly

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>>25416988
Horsing isn't for everyone.

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>>25416988
Thanks to mobile devices, it is

>>25416988
>>25417007
>>25417009

COMPLETE
GLOBAL
HORSIFICATION

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>>25417015

PROCEED

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>>25417028

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>>25417049

IT WILL BE BETTER FOR EVERYONE

THE NEIGHS WILL LAST FOREVER

also the nickers and indignant whinnies

Fucking ponies

taking over the world and shit

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grumpy ponies that kick you when you pet them

>>25417060
Is Daisy having a Rainbow Dash ice cream sundae?

>>25417082
disable them by wrapping them in a burrito blanket, then continue petting

>>25417028
She looks so weird from that side, with the gray part of her mane in front

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>>25417085
I bet the local restaurants have all sorts of pony themed desserts

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>>25417088

>>25417093
I like it, I think it's cute

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>>25417093

Its nice to see all of her as she actually appears though, rather than the cheating mane flipping stuff they used to do

clonepony says that emotions are really complicated and she doesn't want them anymore

She'd like to die please, you made her so you can delete her!

>>25417099
>goat is into vore
uuuuh

>>25417135
He is a macrofag. Do you expect any less from him?

>>25417122
clonepony I don't know how to break it to you
so uh

you're immortal

>>25417135
the request was for a tiny princess turning herself into a blanket burrito, I highly doubt that was supposed to be vore - the second pony is just there for size comparison

>>25417135
>>25417146
are you two shitposting
that's a joke image

>>25417150
Clonepony is going to break every single bone of your body until you find a way to reverse this
she is VERY determined.

>>25417122
Hug the clonepony

>>25417176
clonepony hugs you, she's really happy.

Clonepony enjoys the hug.

Clonepony will not break the bones of her creators if you can convince him to make you immmortal and keep hugging her forever.

Failure to convince him will result in broken bones.

>>25417199
is she a clone or an android?

>>25417213
Her name is clonepony, anon.

>>25417199
Well, its his bones which will get broken so I don't think it will be too hard to convince him.
Just lean over and whisper to him that clone pony is really strong and very determined. He better does what she asked him to do

>>25417221
Success! Through sheer force of will (and several broken ribs) you are now immortal.

You and clonepony hug forever.

The mountains around you turn into sand.

You eventually forget why you were hugging.

You start floating into the void.

You eventually forget the meaning of time.

AN_ END

>>25417249
But its eternal happiness, right?

>>25417258
you forgot what happiness means.
You have no idea what thought is.
You don't 'know'.
You just exist in a permanent coma.

>>25417272
Well at least clone pony was happy. And I saved that creator's life. That's something.

I always manage to post in the dead threads. Reposting with image.

Does anyone like this?

>Hello.

>My name is Dys Foria.

>Please look at me, I‘m so beautiful.

>The forest green earth pony looks in the mirror. In the mirror, the picture she sees is rather different from what one might expect. In the mirror she sees a tall, slender alicorn. In the mirror, she sees all she could become, what she might have been able to become. She sees a glorified version of herself, a version the other ponies around don’t see just yet.

>But they will.

Eventually.

>She sees a courageous pony, a true hero, someone to obsess over. She is someone to be admired, oh how she wants someone to admire her. The alicorns mane is a luscious brown, the horn is strong and fierce, and capable of committing such magic feats even Twilight Sparkle would be intimidated-.

The delusion flickers for a moment.

>It is the most difficult for her to keep herself together when no pony is around. She finds the silence suffocating, excruciating. Knowing that she’s all, all, all alone. There is no one to notice her act, there is no one to verify her existence. There isn’t a point to anything. It’s just her desolate, estranged self, stuck in the vast nothingness.

>She is alone most of the time.

She’s always fucking alone.

>>25417220
that should make her a copy of a regular pony.
and I'm pretty sure regular ponies don't break bones as a hobby and talk about being deleted.

>>25417279
was it, anon?
Was it?
I guess we'll never know.

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What would you buy from Stallion Mart, MLPG?

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But for real, fuck Twilight

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>>25417285
cont of preview, I also managed to not post the image

>She sees the reality of her body.

>chubby,

>small,

>no horn, no wings-

>a filthy earth pony

She’s not like Twilight.

>Her chin is too undefined, it sinks into her face, the color of her coat is not a pretty forest green, but a poisoned green. It’s the kind of green which makes a pony want to throw up. It’s stark and a brutal contrast from the usual pastel ponies around her. She is like a green shit stain.

>She hates it.

hatesithatesithatesit-.

>No, everything is okay. It is just a flicker, and the delusion is back. In the mirror is the most regal creature Dys has ever laid eyes upon, she owns the world, she could do anything she wanted to and the world would comply. She feels unstoppable, she feels relieved from her earlier doubts, which are now in the past, something that’s silly looking back on. She imagines walking out and heading to Sugarcube corner, the ponies would whisper about her beauty, her superiority alluding from her in waves.

>She’d be even fancier than Rarity.

>What a time to be alive.

Pony wants to press her face on Anon's boobies.

>>25417298
>and I'm pretty sure regular ponies don't break bones as a hobby and talk about being deleted.
Well just how many ponies have YOU talked to, nerd?

HUH?

>>25417309
Booby is foreboden

>>25417304
one of those stallions

>>25417308
man that's like something I'd write when I was 16

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Okay so if Twilight had a cool older brother that she did everything with, a babysitter who is like an older sister to you, childhood friends that you kept in touch and live in the same town with why did Celestia send her to ponyville to make friends?

Other than NMM returning why was Twilight such a bitch in the first episode?

>>25417309

Alright pony I get it, lose some weight.

You don't have to be an ass about it.

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Twilicorn is evil and will end in 3 weeks

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>>25417321

>>25417317
I
I've SEEN them talking! That counts, right?

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>>25417329

its a store run by stallions, not selling stallions anon!

>>25417341
Man
how are you even gonna shitpost in 3 weeks
this bait will have expired

>>25417355

How

Is he doing that?

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>>25417372

Apple Magic.

>>25417330
I just wanted to make a pony which was like a opposite of a self-insert, or a realistic self insert of a paranoid schizophrenic, which is completely detached from reality with an obsession with Twilight sparkle.

>>25417390
yeah
that's what I wrote when I was 16, that was actually a compliment

SYKE

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>>25417308
>no horn, no wings-
>a filthy earth pony

She's gonna have a hard time ascending then.

Actually, now that I mention it, what even led to Twilight ascending? It wasn't Celestia's doing, so was it her spell or simply her realizing something important that triggered the transformation?
If the books are canon and Cadance was a Pegasus it was probably the second, in which case it might not be entirely hopeless for earthies.

I like the writing in the first post


>hit ctrl w instead of ctrl s on the last line and have to rewrite it all over again
reeeee

>>25417408
I would very much enjoy watching Dash do stupid things like this in hopes that it will impress you or make you think she's cool

oooooh pony
your hoof has touched my heart
oooooh pony
I won't let anything in this world keep us apart

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>>25417399
god damn it I don't understand human communications.

So is it syke that it was a compliment or was it syke that I thought it was an insult?

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>>25417441
>god damn it I don't understand human communications.

SHIT IT'S A PONY
GET HER GET HER GET HER!

>>25417303
Well I obviously don't know anymore. But it probably was

Moondancer's freshly washed sweater

>>25417441
YOU'RE NOT FITTING IN
JUST CALL HIM A FAGGOT AND INSULT HIS FAVORITE PONY ALREADY

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>>25417355

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>>25417457
And that's the only thing that matters, anon.

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>>25417305

>>25417414
She's never going to ascend, she's delusional. When she fully realizes that she's going to make some big mistakes. I think making a spell which will help the majority of ponykind makes you an alicorn. Thank you! lol

>>25417308
>Dys goes to her closet and reaches for her paper origami wings and her paper origami horn. She wouldn’t be complete without them.

>Dys’ room is a mess. It’s strewn over with dirty clothes, old food boxes and legend has it that there was a used tampon under the bed. There are various files, papers covered in frantic letters and pictures of unsuspecting ponies. But the majority of the pictures hold a purple pony.

A royal pony.

>God, Twilight Sparkle is so perfect.

>But Dys is not intimidated by her, she is a royal pony herself.

>She is an alicorns after all. She glues the paper wings and horns with tape to her form.

>On both sides of her flank are nude, angry pink spots. The same goes for her forehead. It’s because of the tape she uses, but she can’t find anything better to hold them. With time the hair stopped growing there, the skin became aggravated.

>Was a tiny drop of blood leaking from her forehead?

>Nah.

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>>25417467

please do not forcibly abduct the ponies anonymous

>>25417490
Says the guy that keeps ponies hostages in a basement.

>>25417334
All those were relationships she had when she was younger though.
I was rather social back in school too. Then I went to college and turned into a complete social autist

>>25417490

But can I pick them up and carry them with me?

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>>25417482
That pony needs an intervention.

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>>25417503
Why didn't Celestia ever send her a letter telling her not to be such a shitty ponies to the friends she had already?
Why would even willingly hang out with pre-ponyville Sparkle

Moondancer is a cute pony that has good friends.

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>>25417534

If they are down with the idea of course

>>25417502

anon pls the basement is a consensual hang out not a prison!

Moondancer is a cute pony that has good diaper.

Moondancer is a cute pony that has a good rectum.

>>25417555

That makes me wonder, how much does a pony weigh? Are Pegasus Pones lighter than Earth Ponies/Unicorns?

Moondancer is a cute pony with excellent taste in books and ponime and a modest collection of dildos she hides under her bed

Being wrapped up snuggly in a vine tentacle blanket and cuddling with it knowing you're safe in its embrace.

>>25417536
>Why would even willingly hang out with pre-ponyville Sparkle
I would. She's still a cute pony.

>>25417579
>Are Pegasus Pones lighter than Earth Ponies/Unicorns?
Yes.
Except for Dash, because she is fat.

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>>25417579

Their flight is magic based so being lighter wouldn't really give them any advantage- just look how tiny their wings are

All the pony types weigh the same on average, modified by whatever extra appendages they may have

As for how much they actual weigh number wise, that would depend entirely on what their actual scale turns out to be. Thats still up in the air, but i like to think of them as on the small side

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a quicke of derpy

>>25417599
Imagine.

Sentient cloud monsters kidnapping Equestria's pegasi but unable to lift up others.

>>25417285
>>25417308
It feels like you're straddling the line between edgy and heartbreaking.
It's uncomfortable.

>>25417636
Is she sticking out her tongue?

>>25417639
Do they rape the ponies?

Why are Moondancerfags so fetishy

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WHAT
IS GOING ON

>>25417659
No! Some of those are children.

>>25417652
yes
>>25417649
I think you nailed it. That's how I would describe Dys Foria.


>The grass of course is a pretty pastel green and is brimming with diverse insects. She swallows, stops and fixes her horn a bit before starting to move again. She’s hesitating, again. A familiar blue cloud reappears.

“Why are you back Blue? You don’t like being out of the house.”

>She asks, only noticing the stares of those two ponies a couple of meters length from her too late.

“Dys. Do you notice those mares?”

>Dys does not answer right away, partly because of apprehension, and partly because she knows she has caught the attention of the ponies.

“They’re watching you, watching us. I bet they’re making fun of us!”

>Blue said lowly, gravely.

>Dys whimpered.

“Why does everyone have to make fun of us?”

>She asked with a tiny voice, looking sadly to the ground.

>Twilight appeared at the parallel of her vision. She reached with her hoof and gently touched the side of Dys’s muzzle.

“Hey. We don’t care about them, please continue, I miss you!”

>Blue’s voice has reached a new pitch.

“It’s all because of you Dys! You’re suck a wreck! Disgusting-”

> Blue is cut off by a magic blast Twilights obliterates him with.

>She doesn’t comment to Dys again, which Dys Foria wasn’t expecting anyway, she considered herself already incredibly lucky. A sentence or two from Twilight were enough to keep her running, she didn’t need much else.

I don't think I have to clarify that that Twilight is not the real Twilight.

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>>25417682

HORSES

>>25417682
SIMBA

>>25417698
TELL ME MORE

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>>25417682

>>25417730
oh god is that the lochness monster

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>>25417727

TINY
ADORABLE
MAGICAL
MULTI HUED
SAPIENT
EQUINES

do you think stallions

>>25417745
balls

Anon being turned into a stallion against his will.

>pone hiatus
>GF hiatus
>SU hiatus
>Rick & morty hiatus
>bojack horseman hiatus
>Adventure time S7 is still far away
what the fuck am I supposed to watch, /co/

I'M FREAKING OUT

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>>25417689
That pony needs professional medical help

>>25417776
Have you tried Archer?

>>25417791
oh yeah, I haven't watched that yet. Thanks anon.

>>25417776
>>GF hiatus
Isn't that gonna end completely soon?

titanium HWHITE

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>>25417776
>Moonbeam City is boring
I'm forcing myself to watch it because there's nothing else to watch

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>>25417776
You could go through your anime backlog

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>>25417799
>Isn't that gonna end completely soon?
oh.

>>25417810
thanks but no thanks

I want Luna to be my mommy, wrap me in a blanket and keep me close to her at all times.

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>>25417752

Yes good

more members for the stallion pone association meetings!

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the fillies are coming

>>25417856
Open the door

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>>25417856
I want to treat filly like a pet.

>>25417825
read yotsuba&

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>>25417785
tell me about it

>>25417856
>No one will ever write a fic about 'The Slutty Filly Virus' ravaging ponyville and turning all the ponies and anon into horny fillies.

>>25417930
what's the point if everyone is a filly and there's no stallions

>>25417936
Diamond Dogs, Griffons, Minotaurs and Dragons can fuck them.

Also I need an equivalent fic but with slutty diamond dogs.

booby

>>25417953
>>25417930
Be the change you want to see in the world

>>25417919
Man, she really has like, no chin at all
That poor pony

>>25417990
But I have no interest in writing.
Also every time I try to improve myself I get sidetracked by video games, cartoons and porn.

>>25417930
actually there was a fic about a virus turning everyone horny
more than one actually

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>>25417993
never mouthbreathe

>>25418015
are there at least some gleams of hope in her life?

>>25417987
FOREBODEN

I LOVE PONIES

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>>25418054
... no, sorry.

The story will probs end with her cutting off others people's horns and wings, putting them on herself, and try to capture twilight, get her in her basement and try to convince twilight to love her.
Then twilight bashes her with a chair and kills her

I love Rainbow Dash.

>>25418080
But do ponies love you?

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>>25418081
I can't decide if that's Not Important tier of edgy or heartbreaking.

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>>25417987
booby is old and busted
shota goats are where it's at

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>>25418097

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Fillies?

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Every time I take a walk in Ponyville, Bon Bon verbally abuses me until I cry. And it's in her stupid annoying voice, too.

What do I do?

>>25417682

>Are you upset?

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>>25418169
Cry like a little bitch

>>25418120
Well that depends on what the focus is on. She's supposed to be cringy, uncomfortable to be around, self-centered, filled with superiorityand inferiority

She's kinda like a realistic snowflake. All those edgy snowflakes get their happy endings. This one doesn't.

>>25418169
Give her oats.
Pet pony.
Befriend pony.

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>>25418145
Fillies and colts

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>>25418199
Colts are fantastic

>>25418126
what a cute goat

>>25418144
>Rainbow Dash hears a terrible idea when suddenly a Wonderbolt!

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>>25418194

She doesn't like it, and she said my semen has rocks in it.

>>25418212
cute isn't the first word I thought about
it's there sure
just not the first one

With a 3:1 Female to male gender ratio, there must be a lot of Mares with no boyfriends.

There is a high demand for males in Equestria, and only Anon, and other foreign species like Zebras can plug in that hole.

>>25418230
>even Anon's social autism and tendency to spill tremendous amounts of spaghetti can't save him from getting laid in Equestria

>>25418245

Being a Lesbian Mare in Equestria is a blessing, being Homosexual Stallion is a curse.

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>>25418266
THEY ARE BOTH SINNERS, ANONYMOUS!

>>25418293

Yeah, but one has a ready access to lovers, while Equestrian birth rates dictate that there is a tiny pool of males.

I don't think it should be legal for mares to bite you just because you're a human.

>>25418293
mwah

>>25418310
real horses are assholes though

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>>25418310

Nyx kissed you in your sleep then ran off giggling when you woke up

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>>25418358
Wings are great

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>>25417682
>That whole fuckin' comic

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Filly reminds you that the slow blade penetrates the shield.

>>25418454
>she
>kwisatz haderach
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25418369
remember that pony

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>>25418458

>males
>ever being relevant in MLP

>>25418469
DON'T DISS THE DUNE LORE OLD MAN
IT GOES BEYOND HORSE

>find a bunch of quality new porn in /trash/

looks like i was trash all along

one, two, three, four
I declare a cock vore

>>25418481
One man's trash

Filly wants to know why do you like to look at pictures of ponies cuddling and hugging humans so much.

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I can never finish a picture, what a curse

>>25418454
She'll lose her wings.

>>25418543
Because ponies will never cuddle me

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>>25418477
pony got you one of those dune books you seem to like so much

>>25418566
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME PONY
DEAD

>>25418551
It happens, you just have to plug away at it

Soarin vs. Prime Wind Rider. Who wins?

>>25418551
spend less time on your fancy sig you creeep

>tfw no pone will never have an Ultimate Universe version of the show

>>25418585
What does sig mean?
self-insert- g____ ?

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Apples.

>>25418583
Depends on what they're doing, but assuming you mean a straight-on race, probably Wind Rider.

>>25418622
I can't tell how much is a shit you're bring, but your drawing so I assume not much.
Sig is signature. Your logo in the picture there is pretty obnoxious.

>>25418585
>signature
oh
you realize I just had to make it once, then I just copy paste the layer onto the painting?

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>>25418629
what if apples

didn't have apples

>>25418673
>how much is a shit you're bring
what
I'm not being sarcastic or anything
>obnoxious
I see, do you think it'd be better if I'd shrink it a bit?

I don't think I can leave it out, if I'm going to do commissions, I'll have to have a recognizable watermark.

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>>25418707
I'm pretty sure that voids the warranty.

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>>25418576

Anon, why are you so rude to a gift-bearing pony?

>>25418566

Wow, thanks Filly!

I love Brian Herbert "Dune"!

Lets go watch some Star Wars Prequels, too.

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>>25418732
wait

we have warranties?

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>>25418710
Sorry, but this is 4chan. We're used to being cynical about posting.
Shrinking it down so it's not visually in the way would really help. Like half or a third of the size, with text underneath

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>>25418763
>mfw I'm so dumb people think I'm trolling
I'll shrink it for the next painting.

Cloud Filly was confirmed for Smash.
Her Omnicuddle final smash is just a rip-off of Friend Filly's Grape Either.

>>25418777
Omnicuddle is cuter
I said it

Why aren't you the toast of the town, the pony on the go

>>25418792
I'm not sure I can accommodate that many ponies.

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>>25418792
I'm not a pony.

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>>25418806
Are you implying Rarity is a slut?

is this roognas OC?

>>114059
>>114059

>>25418792
>not just another Jane Doe
What did she mean by this?

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>Pony rubs your cheek
>She can see you're feelin' down
>Pony gives you a kiss, then nuzzles your neck
>"Baby... you need some pussy."
>She turns around, then lifts her tail. Her short skirt lifts with it, revealing a tight, silky pair of striped panties
>"I'm here for you, Anon. You get that frustration out, hun, I want to make you happy."

>>25418820
i mean

http://i.4cdn.org/trash/1447373853813.png

>>25418826
jane doe
A name used on official records to identify an unidentified female cadaver.

She wants to stand out, not just be another face in the crowd.

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>>25418827
DUDE LEWD

>>25418830
yes, roogna is huge creep

Filly is suffering from headaches and hallucinations, and has feelings of "being watched" and paranoia,

>>25418830
I'm glad /mlp/ didn't went red.

>>25418818
I'm just saying I'm not the one chosen for the element of generosity.

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>>25418827

>>25418830
>roogna's paws obscured by boots

WHAT THE FUCK ROOGNA

>>25418854
what does going red mean

>>25418830
ya that is definelty roogna

>>25418881
NSFW board

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>filly

>>25418854
>glad
faggot

>>25418830
ROOGNA WHY

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Will the mane six be officially getting their boyfriends in the finale, or will it happen sometime next season?

>>25418830
uyou are the worst ropogna

>>25418915
DUDE FETISHES LMAO

>>25418830
I'm glad I didn't actually massage Roogna's paws now

>>25418943
>pinkie not with cheese sandwich
shaaame

>>25418972
nicely shitposted

>>25418943
Shipping main cast characters with background characters will never not be dumb.

Daily reminder that you're a background character irl.

>>25418983
you too

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>>25418830
>that beak
I'm fucking dying, my god.

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>>25418629
Oh man.
She looks so tired.
I wonder if we'll get an episode which deals with the fact Applejack does tons of menial labour and it's taking a toll on her body?

>>25418997
I hope I'm shipped with lots of other cute background anons by the viewers~

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>>25418997
This is fine by me. I receive way too much attention as it is, I'd be fine with people letting me go about my day by myself.

>>25419006
Wasn't that basically her first episode?

>>25418903
hhngg

>>25418830
Wait, how do you guys know that is roogna's OC? I wasn't aware he even has a OC.

>>25419024
That was a special circumstance

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>>25419024
>I'd be fine with people letting me go about my day by myself.

I-I don't bother you too much, do I?

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>>25419061

yes

Maybe if you were a cute purple horse instead of a cute purple humanthing, things would be different.

mamma mia
pappa pia
pony got the diaAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRHEA

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>>25419081
John Madden! John Madden! John Madden! John Madden! John Madden! John Madden! John Madden!

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>>25419076

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>>25419103
See now, that's MUCH better.

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have you gotten your dose today mlp?

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>>25419145

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I HAVE TO FIND A WAY
TO MAKE THIS ALL OKAY

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>>25419129

>>25418943
Discord will be back to evil and be dead in Season 6. Flash Sentry will be a bad guy in EQG 4.

>>25419145
those pills aren't green and purple, anon
are you trying to trick me

>>25419103
banned the wings!

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Why isn't there more of cookiepone?

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>>25419145
you know it

>>25419164
But Twilight. Dese r ur frens

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>>25419170
Because ponies are better.
This is science fact, I'm surprised you were unaware.

>>25419191
MINT AND PURPLE MINT AND PURPLE MINT AND PURPLE

>>25419201
more like Meme and Purple

featureless crotches

Dispelled by magic

>>25419211
crotchless features

Trappy shotas

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>>25419179
>"banned the wings!"
>Twilight doesn't have wings in lesson zero.
You're not even trolling anymore. This is just pointless whitenoise posting now.

>>25418830
https://derpiboo.ru/880067

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>>25419187
I dunno.

>>25419240
he's also evading my filters
I have "ban the wings" there but not "banned the wings"
that fuck

>>25419200
Off with her wings!

But if you take off her wings what do you do with them?

Do they taste good?

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Preview of the 36#

>>25419253
How is that evading your filters, and you not just having ass filters?

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>>25419081
WHEN YOU'RE SITTIN A CHEVY AND YOU FEEL SOMETHIN HEAVY

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>>25419269

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>>25419281

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>>25419286

WE'VE GOT HEARTS

AS STRONG AS HORSES

>>25418830
I don't like the boots, I actually like to see griffon paws.

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>>25419302

>>25419286
EMPEROR SOMBRA

YOUR FEELING OF HORSELESSNESS IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, SAVAGE

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>>25419315

C'MON APPLES
Y'KNOW THIS ONE

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>>25419269
>Iron Will and Flim Flam brothers teaming up with fucking Queen Chrysalis because... revenge?
>Celestia and Luna getting turned to stone as soon as they show up in the comic because... reasons?

>>25419342
>Moondancer refusing to change her diaper because.....

>>25419328
>Radiant Hope did nothing wrong

>>25419330
Queen Sombra is taking you to be the royal frustration fixer.

>>25419330
DON'T STOP
BREE-DING

YOU'RE MORE FUN THAN THE COLOR PINK

>>25419359
>But it refused

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Look here, my friend. What do you see? Two pegasi leaving trails? And tell me, how are pegasi supposed to leave trails...WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE TURBINES?

The government is releasing chemical agents in the atmosphere, using pegasi, to control our mind!

Of course, no mention of this fact in the Gabby Gums or in Foal Free Press...gee, I wonder why?

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>>25419330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdn3IhEP3_o

A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN HEAT

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>>25419420

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>>25419420

lewd

>>25419453
Is that pony in heat

>>25419459

No anon, that pony is a stallion

>>25419464
Ah. So they're in rut, then.

>>25419464
so is that pony in heat then

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I drew a thing.

>>25419541
oh nice, I like thing
and thing is colored!

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>>25419495
>>25419497

The pony is in fact in Horse.

>>25419541
She looks startled. Why is she so startled?

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Remove deer.

>>25419564
Her contract forbids her from talking about it directly.
But you are free to speculate.

>>25419564
Fillies are easily triggered.

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>>25419550
Better than being in Moose, I suppose.

YO BOIIIIIIIIII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFzZUWQ1fQc

>>25419541
Can I pet her?

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>>25419581
Get in line.

>>25419589
https://derpibooru.org/946811
A sex line?

>>25419580
WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS IT

>>25419605
Glad you're still here.
I'll need all the attention you keep giving me.

>>25419541
whiffleball isn't that bad is it

>>25419605
Is she okay?

>>25419607
NOONE'S
I'M JUST LISTENING TO PLERKASTEP
IT'S SO GOOD I WANNA JERK OFF