MLP General

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37

ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs

Nov. 14: Episode 523 – The Hooffields and McColts

Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.

Nov. 21: Episode 524 – The Mane Attraction

An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.

Episode 525 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1

Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.

Episode 526 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2

Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.

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wank that pone
wank that pone

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>>25380062
>>25380062

>>25380068
Zecoras got a cozy little place
nice bedroom spot by her window too

>the 5th general today
we fast

>>25380068
The bottom is more detailed but I hate that they made it look 'cute' compared to the top. No dream catcher, all the masks are friendlier.

>>25380102
that's perfect

but it would have to be served as a desert because it's so damn sweet

Pony desu.

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>>25380068

>remove the horseshoe shaped door handle thing
>replace it with human style doorknob they can't really use well

butt why

>>25380126
>no more leopard print bedsheets

fuck

>>25380110
I'd like to sleep over at Zecora's

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>>25380129

>>25380121
Are we? It's just my 3rd here.

>>25380126
>>25380136
>>25380139

well remember that her place got wrecked by discord's vines

i dunno about the door handle but she might have just had to give up on some of her earlier effects

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pony filly-sized herself for you

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>>25380127
Oh, honey toast would be a much better way to prepare it then

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>>25380129

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>>25380068
>Where does she come by some of her rarities, both in possessions and knowledge?
Maybe she's harvesting all that stuff from the castle of the two sisters

>>25380180
>tfw you will never help a cute stallion

>>25380192
I wonder what the old observatory was like.

>>25380163
Where did pony even get an age regression potion?

>>25380160
Its the 5th for me. I've been here way too long today

Filly reveals she was a human once.

>>25380208
Was that the castle where they lived when StarSwirl was around? Maybe that was his observatory

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>>25380210
Maybe, you should go to bed, anon?

>>25380192
did pony ever get suspicious when celestia abandoned her old home and built a new castle right over the captial of their country?

>>25380192
>There is a reason the visible parts of the ruins are so empty, bare and most importantly safe
>we will never see Zecora's dankest dungeon delves into the depths of the castle catacombs
>we will never see how she uses magic and martial arts to defeat scores of monsters and make out with the treasure

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>>25380180

That horse is really starting to grow on me

he has neat colors

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>>25380237
Maybe I should

>>25380243
You really like his butt don't you?

>>25380192
decay is both beautiful and saddening

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>>25380257

...maybe

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How was our comrades visit this morning?

>>25380241
They probably understood that she wasn't willing to repair it and keep living there after what happened

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>>25380253
Maybe, you **have** to go there?

>>25380272
What?

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>>25380241
You should ask the writing staff, I have seen several threads on /mlp/ that suggest that they are approachable and welcome discussion about possible issues with the franchise.

Filly gave into peer pressure and bought a pretty dress.

>>25380272
Fun, though I didn't understand half of what they said because apparently 4chan uses the regular "e" rather than their so google translate didn't understand it

>>25380307
Compliment her while she's wearing her dress. It's quite pretty and she looks super pretty in it.

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Why are gems so undervalued in Equestria?

>>25380302
Nah, better to just get sargon of kuckad to shitpost fight with them over twitter because they are dumb enough to think the wage gap is a real thing.

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>>25380272
It was premium

>>25380315
Why are gems so valuable on earth? Their just shiny rocks? we can make diamonds FFS!

>>25380315
Because they are not exactly rare

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>>25380314
filly wants to know how come you don't have to wear pretty dresses

>>25380341
Because I'm not pretty.

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>>25380315

that answer is in the image you posted

>>25380292
Damn thast set got expensive

>>25380326
So she is candyass' kid that time travel? Well that explain how she singlehandly beat Twilight.

>>25380362
She didn't, though.

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>>25380348
Come on anon, a skirt, thong and pair of thigh-highs can make anyone pretty (or at least their lower half. The important half.)

>>25380384
I'd rather see filly wear those things. She makes 'em work!

>>25380315
No jews to make them so.

>>25380384
>a skirt, thong and pair of thigh high
This is litterally my fetish and I'm struggling finding quality stuff on that

Filly is not a toy. Don't make her wear silly things for your amusement.

>>25380335
Artificial scarcity. Thank deBeers.

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>>25380422
I agree, she's more like a pet

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>>25380419

Filly is pregnant.

>>25380483
What a slut

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Greenhouse effect with the weed connect
DEA can't keep Dr. Roseluck in check

Pony decided to become a drug lord.

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>>25380524

Pony was like "damn, tomorrow's Monday"

But then pony was like "oh fuck I'll be playing fallout 4 in 30 hours"

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>>25380532
>"I KEEP HEARIN ALL THIS TALK ABOUT A 'COKE PONE' MANG'."

>>25380586
Are you really sure it`'s pony who said that?

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Why haven't you rekindled your old friendships?

>>25380483
I just checked Derpibooru and discovered that there's no decent cute pregnant Apple Bloom. I can't give this post a good reply. Those art guys really let me down.

>>25380586
>monday
>fallout 4
tomorrow can't get much worse, can it?

>>25380608
I don't have friends.

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>>25380608
Some of them live in different cities.
Some of them hardly remember me.
Some of them apparently never really saw me as a friend.

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>>25380419
>Be 6 1/2 foot dude.
>buy "diva" sized, xxl stockings off some online adult shop.
>they're still too tight, and barely get 1/3 of the way up the thighs.
It's not like anyone would have seen me in them anyway...

>>25380608
For what purpose

>>25380068
I had a theory about this and Discord once. I think basically Zecora is the "Harmony" equivalent of Discord.

I believe Discord's powers stem from or at the very least maintained by erratic thoughts and actions. The more chaotic the spell the more power he can draw upon, and on the flip side the more specific and intentional a spell is the weaker it is. This is why so many of Discord's schemes emphasize manipulation over raw power, since the very nature of his power demands spontaneity of thought and intent. It's a simple matter for him to scramble reality all to hell, but the second he wishes to advance a specific agenda he must rely on considerably less impressive spells.

Similarly I think Zecora's rhymes are a way of maintaining a "Harmony" of mind. This could also explain her affinity for the Everfree Forest, which is unique in Equestria due to its functioning independent of equine management, a sort of system of natural Harmony. In a way Zecora is artificially reproducing the power of the elements of Harmony by maintaining a constant state of Harmony in herself, most evident in her rhymes. Of course this power pales in comparison to Harmony achieved in actual Friendships, but it works if you're a sad weird zigger.

>>25380641
Damn fullstop, u kinky

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>>25380608
They've got lives to live. Plus, they act different around their other friends when I'm around. I'd probably be really passive if I saw them again and just chuckle out a 'yeah see ya.'

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>>25380641
Ah i've been off the crossdressing thing for now. When you're living with the senpai, you cannot get caught. Plus, I seem to be able to control these urges now.

>>25380465
Thank you anon

>tfw I literally dream about crossdressing sometimes

>>25380524
I'm pretty sure she's not a doctor, or even has thumbs for that matter.

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>>25380657
But anon, the Everfree Forest isn't magical because the forest is being taking care of by the deers. Even the minotaurs and their ponies were tearing down that forest to make a mini mall. Learn to read the comic.

>>25380774
Rarity, quit looking at Bramble's anus. His dad is like right there.

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>>25380764
Apparently parents is filtered out as senpai now

Also I have big news. Friendship really is magic but only on ecstasy

>>25380783
my waifu is cookies?

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>>25380358
Haha, that's a good reference.

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>>25380626
>tfw day off Monday
>preorder of Pipboy Edition in the mail.
>Tracking says delivery on Tuesday.

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>>25380657
>a sad weird zigger

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>>25380823
>preorder
>pipboy edition
I'm so sorry, anon.

>>25380774
Fuck off

Deer aren't elves

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>tfw gonna miss the finale

>>25380797
>E
Frotting is hella gay, family.

Fun if kinda average episode. It was nice to see Twilight being an autist again, and for Zecora to show up again, too.

>>25380855
I already shifted an appointment away from that weekend

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>>25380842
>>25380842
But they are. They are magical and they are the caretaker of the everfree forest. Just look at their architect and you can't tell me this isn't elvan.

>>25380838
Disposable income.
You'll get there one day.

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>>25380823

Watch out! Someone doesn't like thing on /mlp/!

>>25380641
>>25380764
Do it anon, be the pretty mare

post the results on /3dpd/

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Cop pones

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>>25380912
But pony like things

>>25380882
They seem more like pissy homersexuals than anything else.

>>25380917
>you will never bribe a pony with donuts

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>>25380917
oink oink

>>25380917
Call the ponice, I don't give a fuck.

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>>25380936
They are elves, after all.

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>>25380914
I feel like buying stuff from cross-dress.com would be stepping over some kind of line.
Like, in 5 years I'll be buffalo billing it up with lipstick smeared over my face and plastic titties and shit.

>>25380957
It all makes sense now.

Touch the pone.

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>>25380957

They are all actually Not appearing in this film

>>25380991
Will you sing Goodbye Horses too?

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>>25380942
>>25380943
>>25380953
You are all being detained for excessive booping.

>>25380991
Everybody should feel pretty sometimes.
And as someone pretty unambiguously straight, stockings can feel pretty great.
[spoilers]Look for long underwear if you really need to justify it.

>>25381029
>runs off with the speed of melanin enhanced urban gentleman

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>>25380992
And and they're canon into the MLP universe. Who knew?

>>25381029
I'm not going to listen to a police mare whose badge is probably made out of chocolate

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>>25380994
ok now what

>>25381151
touch her even further

>>25381029
You'll never stop me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OE8OJCRgCQ

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>>25381212

>>25381257
>an innocent pinkie pie
Where are the violent pinkie pies?
Where are the sexual predator pinkie pies?

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>>25381212
I don't like this feeling

>>25380875
Agreed. They don't always have to be the absolute best of the best, though.

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What happened to the jerk and rude ponies of the previous seasons?

>>25381297
Pinkxico

I want to sink my hands into Celestia's big butt.

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>>25381317

Well the waiter pone was mildly rude to derpy if that counts

>>25381402
>Make an official Nyx toy
>Call it a reference or something so the original author can't copyright her
>/mlp/ goes ape like Skyla

I want to kiss Derpy.

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>>25381481

only one pone has dared to get so close

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>>25381398
sounds dangerous

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Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh~
Over the fields we go, laughing all the way~

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Hush, my little ponies,
Catch your sweetest dreams.
Fly amid the planets,
Drift in starry streams.

Fear you not, I'll be there
Shall the nightmares come.
Lay to rest, be well prepared
To meet the sun at dawn.

>>25381212
It would've been funny, but too out of place for this show.

>>25381526
>Over the fields we go, laughing all the way (HAHAHAH)

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>>25381607
Stay warm, MLPG.

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>>25381615

you are just cloud kicker's sister suffering a one time animation error you dumb horse

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What would you do with a McKillip horse?

https://derpiboo.ru/1019299

>>25381587
You too, Anon.

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>>25381632
YOU'RE A DUMB HORSE

>>25381632
Please don't bully the fillies.

>>25381679
Go to bed Dad

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>>25381687

RUDE

AND VIOLENT

VUDE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1LmRjxGqls

>>25381632
And yet the animation error is the only thing that people remember about her.

>>25380608

TWIGGY PIGGY

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>>25381760
A lot of fillies from the old era are now forgotten.

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Oh no! Pony is disappointed in the quality of the hentai she bought, and can only get semi-hard to it.
Her afternoon fapping session is ruined.

>>25381647
>rape

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My name for Lost Treasure of Griffonstone is "The One Where Everyone Shouts a Lot".

>>25381837
Why did she transform into her super form?

>>25381837
Anon stop projecting your issues onto pony and get a job.

>>25381837
>buying hentai
I REALLY hope you guys don't do this

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>>25380608
my old best friend and I are so different now
he's working out, surfing, training to be a professional athlete
and I'm playing video games and fantasizing about ponies
we've become completely different people
I miss my friend

>>25381845
That picture makes me smile in about 20 different ways

I want Metroid Ponko to suck my energy out in spurts while we adventure together to destroy Mother Twilight

>>25380608
Because I'm planning to kill myself sometime soon, though probably after ponies ends. No point in remaking friends when I'm going to go to Equestria in a year or two

>>25381847
For super fapping.
What the fuck else is an earth pony going to use super powers for?

>>25381810
I remember that filly.

She owes me twenty bits.

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Did you guys catch the Hoofball Match!

The Colts beat the Broncos in a total upset!

>>25381860
No anon

He misses you

>>25380608
My best friend and I parted ways when my new girlfriend got angry about us ERPing. That was like six or seven years ago, and I've been out of that relationship for three of those years.

Life just sucks overall.

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Is it gay if I want to suck off an Anon while he pets me an calls me his good little mare? That's straight and normal, right?

>>25381911
I see a puffy thing

>>25381907
filly didn't know you charged for that kind of thing

>>25381932
Her tail is pretty puffy huh.

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>>25381875
>not wanting to murder-suicide your friends when the show ends
>not wanting to take them with you to Equestria
that's very rude anon, you should be more courteous

>>25381929
maybe
but its okay, i want that too

>>25380608
I have new ones

Filly wants a name.

>>25381951
If you want it too, that must mean it's completely normal. We're not gay, bro, we just wanna suck dicks and be treated like pretty mares like any other heterosexual male.

>>25381960
filly

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>>25381960
not right now

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>>25381911
Do mare sports dominate in Equestria, or do all the mares go crazy watching the stallions compete? The Equestria Games were certainly filled with a lot of mare competitors.

>>25381960
I name filly... Chara. Has a nice ring to it, dontcha think?

>>25381986
Donte pls.

>>25380882
They shouldn't be.

Why did he pick that forest, which is supposed to be "wild nightmare schwartzwald hell", over ANY OTHER in the setting.

>>25381984
I want to go back in time and cuddle that filly Dash

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>>25382002
>he

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>>25381875
That's the most depressing thing I've read all day

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>>25381969
whatever man
I'd be pretty okay being gay for stallions normally
but I usually imagine myself as a mare when I fap

>>25382047
Chin up, bud, at least I have a solid plan.

Show me your strongest horse, MLPG.

Continue the story:

Once upon a time in the land of Equestria, ____________

>>25382055
Are you... me?

Maybe we could take turns being the pretty mare?

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>>25382091

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>>25382095
Rainbow Dash!

>>25382095
Niggers began awakening from the cursed far southern Cotton Fields of Cooncinatti. Twilight had a disturbing wet dream about them, then decided to ___________

>>25382091
My horses are too strong for you traveller.

What if Anon told everyone about Spike's crush on Rarity?

>>25382100
She's so sweet and innocent. How could a face like that belong to a bully?

>>25382121
No one would care.

>>25382035
I just noticed how sad, and unimpressed the stallion she's standing on seems.

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>>25380095

>>25382130
Why not?

>>25382140
He's just a Dad taking his kid to an event.

>>25382147
Everyone already knows.

>>25382130
Probably the best answer.

>>25382114

Eliminate the menace. She decided to do this by ____________

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>>25382002
>Ponyville located nearby the White Tail Woods.
>White-tailed deer live in wooded forests smiler to it.
>The comics stick the deer in the god damn Everfree instead.

>>25382160
Not everyone everyone.

>>25382165
casting a spell on every watermelon field in Equestria, turning the watermelons into __________

Anon has a crush on your waifu.

>>25382176
Jobs.

>>25382112
unloaded into a diaper.

>>25382176

DEADLY HOSE SNAKES! However, instead of attacking their target, the hose snake instead ____________________

>>25382177
Well, I should say I do, as she's my waifu.

>>25382158
>This is my day off
>I wish I was at home eating a hay burger
>The cheering is too loud
>My hooves hurt

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>>25380957

>>25382191
sucked on vast supplies of golf balls, seeing how far they could suck them down. The Niggers, though, are still quite terrified of snakes, so they _________

>>25382159
Even Mayor Made and Cheerilee?

http://i.4cdn.org/trash/1447002937005.png

>>25382098
Cute horse.

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>>25382241
Every. One.

Didja hear?

They're adding a new "triple x-l" section to the greasy slut!
All the waitresses are triple x AND extra extra extra large.

Filly has chosen you as her mate.

>>25382265
please no more
I eat there every day as it is
I'm going to have a heart attack

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>>25382214
>>25380957

Smugdeer > shotadeer

>>25382265
>all the waitresses are triple x
The waitresses are all The Rock?

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WHO'S READY FOR A RIDE?

>>25382278
No, you idiot.

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>>25382312
>TWILIGHT WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

>>25382312
Blue Lyra is so cute.

>>25382273
Well... I suppose I can treat her like a sister until she's older...

Fluff 'Em Up

>>25382324
Rainbow wouldn't gush, she'd explode!

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>let us in, Anon!

>>25382098
what a silly pony

>>25382355
GO AWAY I'M POSTIN

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>>25382325
Minuette is not a Lyra

>>25382355
Why would filly be interested in anon?

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>>25382347
What if she exploded...

AND THEN EXPLODED AGAIN!

>>25382355
>Fillies and colts banging on your door every Saturday morning to watch cartoons

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The weekend is nearly ded

let us post cute horses in its memory

>>25382289
Is it safe?

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>>25382371

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>>25382276

Both are cute

>>25382367
as per >>25382370, anon's got the only tv in ponyville

>>25382369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBk88yNcwak

>>25382378
no_

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>>25382380

That is a very cute horse anonymous

it is so cute I shall ignore your terrible filename

see this horse

she is alright, but I know many people like this horse. I will post this horse, and it will attract other, even cuter horses

Unexplained transformation of Sweetie Belle into a piglet with no loss of intelligence but the adoption of pig biology and instincts and the subsequent ostracization she goes through by her peer-group.

The ponies are transforming into magical girls again.

>>25382425
But does she have a sowpussy?

>>25382326
With a determined look on her face, filly fishes your dick out of your pants, plunges her tiny vagina onto it, and starts riding you rhythmically, rubbing your balls to help you cum.

As you are her mate, your duty is to impregnate her early and often.

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>>25382422
you don't normally post Dash
this is clearly an omen of a good night

>>25382442
Well, I've crossed the point of no return. Mate with filly to make another filly.

>>25382442
THIS IS NOT SISTERLY.

THIS IS PRACTICALLY INCEST.

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>>25382422
>I will post this horse, and it will attract other, even cuter horses
What about cunter horses?

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>>25382449

she is not my kind of horse

but I am not past using her as part of a scheme to attract other horses which are my type of horses

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>>25382436
Ab-so-lutely

>>25382449
>Dash
that pony has no wings

>>25382455
fillies can't have fillies

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Ponies are not for transformation.

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>>25382429
I respect the pony's decisions and will call for her aid if I am need of magical assistance

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>>25382473
sometimes she takes them off to let them rest

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>>25382467
I love her

>>25382479
did he have to give up his horse dong to become a princess?

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ARE THESE CUTE PONIES?

https://derpiboo.ru/992274

>>25382512
no, of course not
if anything, it's more magnificent than ever

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>>25382493
how do detachable wings even work

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>>25382478

Sure they can be! Just depends on the type

though ponies are the absolute best as the end result of transformation

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>>25382478
But some ponies like being transformed?
This one actually wants to stay that way!

>>25380315
a monopoly has not spread to overvalue them like on earth.

>>25382514
a little
they'd be cuter if strawberries an carrots went together

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>>25382514
yes

>>25382476
Not with that attitude.

>>25382084
not really.

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>>25382527
I like that condiment monstrosity.

>>25382112
destroyed

>>25380068
I miss the S1 simplicity of things. They're going overboard with the details.

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>>25382460
>Did somepony say th' magic word?

>>25382203
That is a nice looking school really

>>25382479
I would cum inside that princess butt

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>>25382505
Oh my god.
I want to anally fist that fat ass

>>25382583
It's getting a lot more toyetic and clean. It's an improvement in some aspects

Why aren't you in bed with a pony right now?

>>25382614
freaky ghost pony
freaky ghost bed

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>>25382514

both holly dash and carrot top are acceptable cute ponies yes

>>25382614
she's sitting in my lap while I browse the internet

>>25382631
>holly dash
I thought that was an ugly OC.

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picarto DOT tv SLASH MightyShockwaveDraws

Streaming requests!

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>>25382601
I want her to shrink me down and let me crawl around her panties. Or just let me fuck her while she ignores me and reads a book.

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>>25382652

it is both an oc and a canon horse

that was the first OC insert in the show, back in Swarm of the Century

I want a Zecora episode

>>25382455
>The combination of her incredibly tight, hot vagina, your pent-up sexual frustration, and the combined taboos of pedophilia and bestiality make you almost immediately start erupting a huge load into filly. After what seems like an eternity of toe-curling, mind-blanking orgasm, during which filly patiently and quietly waits for you to finish, filly carefully extracts herself from your spent dick, making sure to keep as much of your overflowing semen inside her as possible, holding it in with a hoof and carefully taping over her opening.

>Filly gives you a smooch on the cheek, orally cleans your limp penis, then returns it to your pants and zips you back up.

>>25382670
If she plays a major part in helping Twilight in the season finale..

>>25382634
prove it

let pony post something

and we'll know if it's convincingly ponyish or not

>>25382718
sdnjk sdnm,'/

/
/dsnm, zxklje,.lcvkl; mnnm,nhjk

>>25382725
that's racist

>>25382750
that's how you know a pony typed it

ponies are racist as hell

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>>25382658

Save me from this Hell by giving me requests!

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>>25382698

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>>25382783
Twilight blowing her load in front of all her friends.

>>25382783
oh I didn't see you there
pony of your choice trying to use a computer

>>25382698
dude lewd

>>25382783
Moondancer and Treehugger!

>>25382783
Twilight having a chaste and G-rated night with Spike

>>25382783
Christmas horses

>>25382783
Moondancer Moondancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFxGBB4UGU

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>>25382783
Princess Rock the 80s doing pink horse things.

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cute horse incoming

>>25382842
>mouth is full
>pony donut (ponut, if you will) is untouched
???

>>25382783
Anon and Treehugger doing lewd things to a stoned Moondancer.

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I have a crush on Princess Twilight.

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>>25382863
There's another one in his mouth, you dip.

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>>25382762
it's true

they are casually racist against the lesser races

>>25382878
FFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAG

>>25382878
TimeSkipped Flash pls

>>25382658
OH BOY SUNDAY STRAM

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>>25382887
isn't it true that you can either be cool or be mule, but not both simultaneously?

>>25382783
Freddie Mercury pone rockin at wembley stadium

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>>25382863

There were two donuts

once

now there is one!

STALLION ATE THE WHOLE THREAD

>>25382924
I want to touch that stallion