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Nightly Scilight Thread #69

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"Cutest, Smartest, Best All Around Pony" Edition
Last thread: >>25325557

Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:
http://pastebin.com/6DRjCgDQ

Wiki:
http://nst.wikia.com

Tips for potential writefags:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.

The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"

Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time" (or when the thread begins to slow down due to lack of content). New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times.
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>>25379624
Still jonesin for r9klight
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Heh, 69.
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third for love-twiangle
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>>25379933
It's her nipple!
HER
FUCKING
NIPPLE!
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>>25379732
>>25379933
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What is her favorite anime?
we are on a website for chinese cartoons
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>>25380284
Boku no Pico
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>>25381116
SciTwi deepthroating her pony self's massive futa horsecock when?
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I want Twi Twi
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So..any stories going, or can anyone write?
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>>25381405
Working on next update now, but having trouble focusing on it.
Flu is kicking my ass a little
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>>25381692
I know what to do but I don't know what to do with it.

I've barely written half of one post in three days. It's crazy.

Have this hastily made image as compensation.
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>>25381405
Thinking about it, but I don't really write well live. Or at all. So it probably wouldn't help the thread.

(Posting Trixie because Rip in peace Traplight Trix)
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>>25382042
Feel better soon m8
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>>25382586
Thanks man, appreciate it
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>>25380284
At this point, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
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>>25382046
you have no idea how much I know this feel, lad
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>>25380284
JOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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>>25380284
>Jojo

Or if you want a more serious answer, Serial Experiments Lain.
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>you will never stick your face in eqgwf's plump, delicious ponut
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>>25383948
I'm already sad enough that Traplight Trixie is gone. Don't remind me how little life is worth living, anon.
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>>>/trash/36610
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>>25384025

U-unf...
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>>25383946
nothing wrong with liking both you fag
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what is everyone doing tonight?
how would twilight react to it?
would she join you?
will she leave in disgust?
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>>25385037

Participating in quest threads on /tg/
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>>25385037
I'm at work
Her company would be very welcome
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>>25385037
>editing my pastebin and playing csgo
Probably call me a casual and moonwalk away
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>>25385037
>Had cake and played board games with a friend.
>She'd probably like the low key friendship and cake thing.
>She'd totally join, but she might get bored.
>She'd leave neutral.
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>>25385037
Will continue marathoning through Fate/Stay Night. I still have third route to play, and I want to get "Good" ending in Unlimited Blade Works.
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>>25385037
>rewatching Friendship Games
"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-why are you watching me on the TV?"
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>>25385037
Studied for about 5 hours straight, before inviting some friends over to watch retarded youtube shit. I like to think she'd approve.
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>>25385461
god
dayum
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>>25385409
Oh, and she would probably read with me?
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Trumplight hosting SNL greens when?
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>>25385461
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bampin'
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>>25385771
You know, if Donald Trump was also a cute grill like Trumplight there wouldn't even be an election. He would just ascend to the presidency like Augustus Caesar ascending to godhood.
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>>25385037

I finished a physics problem set and a philosophy paper, then watched a bit of Eisenstein's Ivan the Terrible. I think Twilight would've approved, and I wouldn't have minded some intelligent company.

Oh, and I also wrote this for you guys. Here's a Two-Body Problem with Rotational Momentum. Pastebin at:

http://pastebin.com/Hsm52Nie

If you'd prefer that.

>You finish scribbling down a string of letters, both Greek and Roman, and a few numbers.
>Another problem set complete.
>Your efficiency has greatly increased since you started doing them with a partner.
>Having a friend to bounce ideas and solutions off of has made them significantly easier.
>And the post-problem set cuddling was always a plus as well.
“If I can say one thing about this class, it is this,” you say as you drop your pencil on the table with a thwack. “I am really goddamn tired of masses on springs.”
>“When your professor specializes in classical mechanics, it’s kinda hard to avoid those situations,” Twilight says.
“Well, he could at least try to mix it up a little bit. There have to be other situations that you can model as a damped harmonic oscillator. What about LRC circuits? What about damped quantum harmonic oscillators? It’s just ridiculous. I mean, on one hand, I’m happy to just get the same problem 15 times in a row, ‘cause it makes the problem sets easier, but on the other hand, I’d appreciate a little more of a challenge.”
>“Yeah.... Wait, what day is today?” Twilight asks.
“Uh, Tuesday?”
>“You wouldn’t mind helping me do some laundry, would you?”
“Not at all. What are friends for?”
>“Great. Hang on a sec.”
>Twilight gets up from the table and pads off towards her room in her socked feet.
>She comes back with a large, rectangular plastic basket loaded with a pile of slightly wrinkled clothes.
“Your parents make you do your own laundry?” you ask.
>“Yeah? Yours don’t?” Twilight replies.
“No. I’ve never had to do my own laundry”
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>>25386933

>You follow her to the laundry room, a small room with some cabinets, a sink, and the pair of black square boxes with round doors and LCD screens of a modern washer and dryer.
>“Well, I guess I could give you a lesson then.”
“Sure. Why not? Can’t be that hard.”
>“It really isn’t. Okay, first, get the detergent from that cabinet over there.”
>Twilight points to a cabinet on the right, setting the basket of laundry on top of the washing machine and opening the hatch to it.
>You open up the cabinet and quickly find the oddly-shaped bottle of detergent.
>“You’ll need maybe half a capful of that,” Twilight says.
>Unscrewing the cap, you fill it halfway to the top with the slightly viscous, sweet-smelling, blue liquid.
“Alright,” you say, indicating you’ve finished the task to Twilight, who is focussed on tossing various articles of clothing into the washing machine.
>She looks up for a second and says, “Okay, now put it in the detergent slot,” then points to a square, closed receptacle on the top of the washing machine.
“Is that the technical term for it?” you say as you open up the slot.
>“I don’t know, just pour it in there.”
>You open the receptacle and pour the detergent into the slot neatly marked “detergent.”
>Twilight puts the last handful of clothes into the machine.
>“Now just turn the knob to ‘delicates’ and press the start button.”
>You do as she says.
>The washing machine hums to life, the inner cylinder turning, the LCD screen displaying “Determining load amount...” as well as a timer counting down from 60 minutes.
>After a few rotations, water begins to flood the inner cylinder.
“Well, now what?” you ask.
>“We wait for the wash cycle to be finished.”
>You dust off your hands.
“You were right, then. That was easy.”
>“Well, we’ve still got to put all the washed clothes in the dryer. And then fold everything and put it away.”
“But that’s not for another hour. So what do we do until then?”
>“I don’t know.”
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>>25386938

“Uh... is your research going well?”
>“I guess. I got another spike just this last Saturday....”
“What? Really? Any clue as to what it was?”
>“Hang on, let me get my computer, and I’ll show you.”
>You head back into the kitchen and sit down at the table as Twilight heads to her room to get her laptop.
>She comes back a minute later and unfolds the black rectangle to reveal a galaxy map background behind a neatly organized desktop.
>You scooch your chair over next to her to get a better view.
>Twilight pulls up a data mapping program, and opens the file named “CHS EM Spectrum Research.”
>There’s a huge, sudden spike, a giant upwards dent in the otherwise relatively flat line, on the graph around 9:30 PM last Saturday.
>“So, yeah, that’s it. Just this huge sudden burst of energy coming from....”
>Twilight pulls up an EM heatmap of your local county overtime.
>“Looks like the old stadium. But why there? The last time it came from the school.”
“Wasn’t CHS having some kind of Battle of the Bands thing last Saturday? I heard a few people who have friends there mention it....”
>“I don’t think speakers, microphones, and poorly-played rock covers could produce this much energy.”
“Then what the hell would? Does CHS have some kind of nuclear Boy Scout or something? Did he use a homebrew nuclear plant to power his band’s instruments or something? I mean, Jesus, you picked up photons in the gigaelectronvolt range. What the hell were they doing there to produce that much of an anomaly? And, how is, I don’t know, the FBI, or whatever, not investigating this? It’s seriously like they set off some kind of radiation bomb or something. That’s the only thing that could produce photons of that much energy. How is the whole city not irradiated by now?”
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>>25386941

>“I don’t know. Maybe it’s some form of new type of energy or something, that just reads as electromagnetic radiation. Whatever it is, I decided yesterday to head over there and put some sensors around, just to take some readings at the two sites of the anomalies.”
“Well, that was smart. Just hope nobody finds those things. People are seriously getting way too paranoid about these Friendship Games coming up. I’d imagine it wouldn’t bode well if CHS thought we weren’t playing fair. Not with me, I mean. I couldn’t care less.”
>“Same here. Still it would be better if - wait, hold on, something’s happening.”
“What is it?”
>“One of the sensors has picked up another EM spike.”
“What? Right now? Holy -”
>“Okay, sensor 3... readings of photon energy levels up to 30 GeV.... It’s not as big of spike as last time, but still.”
>You watch as Twilight takes down the data.
>Two minutes later, the pulse ends.
“Okay... now what?”
>“I don’t know! Ugh, why does this have to be so infuriating? Why do these things always happen when I’m not there to directly observe them?”
“Based on these readings, I don’t think you’d wanna be anywhere near what’s going on there. Getting a bunch of 30 GeV gammas to the face wouldn’t be very good for your chance of living a cancer-free life in the near future.”
>“But that’s just it! If it were gammas that we were seeing, then the radiation monitors would be going off like crazy. But no, they’re silent! And the school isn’t irradiated, though I’m willing to bet there’s not a single Geiger counter near that place other than the ones I’ve put there.”
“Then where is also this electromagnetic energy coming from? And what is it?”
>You think for a second.
“I guess that’s the million dollar question.”
>Twilight sags back in her chair, and then against your shoulder.
>“Maybe it’s what I said... some new form of energy that just reads as EM waves, but is actually something else?”
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>>25386945

“But what is that ‘something else?’ Twilight, you know as well as I do that it’s best to first seek explanations that fit within our models of reality, rather than looking for some new thing that we don’t understand and can’t model. If there’s not some scientific explanation for this, then we’d be better off calling it ‘magic’ or something.”
>Twilight sighs.
“Hey, buck up. At least you don’t have to fill out twenty more forms to get your satellite put on a rocket to space. And you might have discovered a new type of energy at 18. That’s pretty good, if I don’t say so myself. I mean, Newton was 22 when he literally started physics.”
>“It won’t matter if I’ve discovered some new type of energy if I can’t explain what it is. It’s like you said. I might as well call it ‘magic’ or some other silly thing. I’d be no better than those people who go around looking for ghosts or UFOs or bigfoot or something.”
“That’s not true. You’re better than them. We’re better than them. We know what it means to come to a rational conclusion about something. You always look for an explanation that fits within our current understanding of the universe first. So, what are you going to -”
>Twilight shoots up, ramrod straight.
>“Another pulse!”
>You jump up out of your seat, startled.
“What? This soon?”
>More data streams in from the sensor.
>“That’s strange. It’s all coming from sensor 3. I put that one near the science lab.”
“Okay, someone is definitely messing around with something big there then. I’m putting a point for that nuclear Boy Scout hypothesis. Maybe we should call the FBI or something, or tell the school to have someone check their basement radiation monitors. I think this area has a bit of a radon problem, right?”
>“And what if I’m right, and it is some new type of energy, something that can’t be explained with our current understanding of physics? Do you really want the police getting involved in that?”
“No. I don’t. Urgh, now I’m getting frustrated.”
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>>25386950

>You pace back and forth a bit.
>“We have to head over there. We have to figure out what this is.”
“But what about the laundry? It’s at least an hour busride out of the city. We can’t just leave it in the washing machine, right?”
>“Argh, you’re right! Dammit, why do I have to be so obsessed with keeping to my laundry schedule? I could’ve just done it tomorrow.”
>You stroke your chin and frown.
>“Wait,” Twilight says. “If these spikes are occurring more frequently, and they’re occurring near the science lab, that may mean someone is experimenting with this energy. That means, maybe, we’ll see more of them more frequently.”
“Yes! And -”
>“Oh my God, here’s another one!”
“Three in a row. What are they doing?”
>“I need... what I need is some way to capture this energy, some way to contain it so I can study it when I need it. Like a trap or something. I could set it near the sensors, and then if they try to experiment with whatever this energy is.”
“Well, we know that electromagnetic sensors respond to it. So maybe a high-strength magnet could capture it....”
>“Like the cosmic ray capturing device on your satellite?”
“Yes! Exactly! And it’s small, you could fit in a little sensor or something. I could give you the design. I’d just need to -”
>Twilight jumps up rips you into a tight embrace
>“Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you -”
“Whoa, hey now, I get it, this all very exciting but -”
>She kisses you, full on the mouth.
>You blink and adjust your collar.
>Both of your faces turning completely scarlet.
>“I’m sorry, that was inappropriate, I should’ve -”
“I- I... wow.”
>You take a deep breath, feebly attempting to regain your composure.
“Twilight, sometimes a bit of spontaneity is good in a relationship,” you say.
>Thank you, internet dating advice tips website.
>“No, I’m really sorry, I didn’t know how you’d react, or if we were at that level yet, or -”
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>>25386953

“You need to stop worrying about these things. I... Twilight, I love you. Truly. With all my heart.”
>The washing machine gives a short jingle, indicating it has complete the cycle.
“Looks like the washing machine’s done.”
>“Do you think you can handle moving all that to the dryer? I really need to check and see if another pulse comes through.”
“Alright. Any instructions for the dryer?”
>Twilight is already completely absorbed by the data on the computer screen.
>“Just set it to ‘delicates’ and press start once you’ve loaded it. Should be good from there.”
>As you begin loading the dryer, a woop of excitement comes from the kitchen.
>The mysteries of the universe grow ever larger day by day, from what it means to love another person, to how the universe works, to how to do a simple load of laundry.
>You slam the door of the dryer shut, set it to run, and go back to solving the other two of those mysteries.

And that's that. Pastebin if you need it again:

http://pastebin.com/Hsm52Nie

I'll be back here in the morning, I need to sleep. But I'll respond to comments, criticism, etc. then. Have a good night, NST.
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Lurking


Keep goin
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>>25386964
>>25386961
Aw you got me. Nice work anyway. Gnite m8
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>>25386961
I like it. Good work so far man
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>>25386961
Love it. It's nice to see a SciTwi again.
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Vagina
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>>25386979
>>25387193
>>25387228

Thank you gentlemen.
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>>25382169
>No Ursaring
literally didn't even try
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76,000 words long, still going strong. This is the endearing, feel-good tale of a boy and his trap.

http://pastebin.com/qU90T9fG#

>You cast Twilight a strange look
>Is she... coming onto you?
"Um... I definitely wouldn't say that, given..."
>Twilight immediately back-tracks, holding up her hands
>"N-no, I didn't mean... of course, yeah, not lucky, but, like..."
>She pretends to cough, awkwardly glancing away from you
>"The two of you have a really nice thing going, I mean. It's... it's nice."
"Had a really nice thing going, but yeah."
>"Had... yeah, had."
>Something sounds off in the way Twilight speaks to you, like each word she says is a Freudian slip, or something
>If you didn't know better, you'd swear she was trying to hit on you, but...
>No, that's probably just your ego talking
>After all, she's made it pretty clear she hates you
>Which makes you wonder...
"So, Twi? Quick question."
>"Yeah?"
"What the hell are you doing?"
>"H-huh?"
"Why are you being so nice, all of a sudden? What, you feel bad for me or something?"
>"I, um... I dunno, I just..."
>Twilight scoots a few inches away, toying with a strand of her hair
>"I... I told, I'm sorry. I feel really shit about, you know... about how we first met. About pushing you away. About... everything, really. I guess I'm just trying to make it a little better."
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Shit, gonna get cut short here soon. Class starting.

>>25388418
"I... um..."
>You don't have an answer to that
"Well, thanks, I guess."
>"You shouldn't be thanking me. I fucked up, Anon. I'm sorry. I know saying that doesn't help much now, but... well, if it makes you feel any better, I feel like a total cunt about it."
"Well, if it makes *you* feel any better, you probably should."
>Twilight looks hurt, for a moment, before she realizes you're laughing
>She fake-punches you in the arm, smiling
>"Fuck you, dude."
>The two of you fall silent again, awkwardly holding each other's gaze
>Twilight drops her gaze to the floor, letting her hand fall away from your shoulder
>"I'm serious though. If... if you need anything, really, just call me. I promise, I'm down to talk about anything."
"Um... sure, I guess."
>"Something wrong?"
"No, it's just... you're so nice, all of a sudden. It's kinda skeeving it out."
>Twilight smiles at your little joke, but you notice her fists clenching in response to your joke
>"H-heh... yeah. I mean, I can go back to being a cunt. You know, if you want."
>She forces a chuckle, but it's plain to see you hurt her
>"I... I think I'm gonna go now."
"Yeah..."
>A part of you wants to apologize but, well, what you said is true
>Twilight stands, giving you a small wave goodbye
>"I'll see you tomorrow, I guess. And I'm serious, anything you want to talk about. I promise, I'm not gonna judge."
"Right, yeah. Tomorrow..."
>You return her little wave, and then she's gone
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>>25388473

***

"Fucking stupid... stupid..."
>You pace through the streets outside your house
"Every time you talk to him, you make a fucking ass of yourself..."
>Once again, you've lapsed into your oldest, worst habit
>Well, one of them, at least
>It was the perfect moment, just you and Anon alone
>All you had to do was play the sympathetic friend, and you still managed to cock the whole thing up
>Sometimes, you swear you're even more autistic than Trixie
>Overcome by childish impulses, you aim a kick at a chunk of stick lying in the street, sending it flying into your neighbor's yard
"Dammit..."
>You turn around, marching back towards your house
>You've been out here for almost thirty minutes now, unable to handle being cooped up in your own home
>What the hell do you do?
>You should tell Anonymous what you feel about him, right?
>That's what Starlight said, and Starlight's always right
>But now would be such a terrible time, after his girlfriend was taken away from him
>It would make you look like a vulture, or a rebound, or something
>You don't want to be a rebound
>Biting your lip in frustration, you fold your hands up under your armpits, shivering slightly from the Autumn chill
>So why do you keep chasing this guy?
>After all, he's not the only guy at CHS
>But, well... he is the only one who knows your secret...
>And, so far, he's the only one outside of Starlight and your mother who's been okay with it...
>And... and...
>And he reminds you so much of goddamn Trenderhoof
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>>25388532
Trenderhoof is the Gavrilo Princip of this whole affair. If it weren't for him, this shitstorm wouldn't have happened.

And Trixie would be so much happier.
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>>25388532
>Fucking Trenderhoof...
>Just the thought of him brings such a roiling torrent of emotions rushing into your innards that you have to sit down on the curb, the world spinning around you
>Even now, even after what he did to Trixie, you still can't stop feeling that girlish rush of excitement every time you see him
>Sure, it's now mixed with fear, with hatred, and with pain... but it's still there
>You guess you never outgrow your first crush, even after they've turned your life into pure shit
>But Anon's not like that...
>When you're around him, you feel the same way you did around Trender, that rush of excitement, of nervousness...
>Only he's accepted you
>Even knowing the disgusting secret of your body, he still treated you with respect, with kindness, even
>And you repaid him by acting like a total cunt

>When you finally make it back inside, your hands and feet are numb with the cold
>Your mom's in the kitchen fixing a bowl of pasta, and she waves when she hears you step inside
>"Hey, honey. Where were you?"
>You shrug, dropping your things by the door
"Nowhere. Just with some friends."
>"Cool. What'd you guys do?"
"Just... you know, saw a movie."
>"What movie?"
"Eh... that one that just came out, with... you know..."
>Letting your voice trail off, you haul yourself up the stairs towards you room
>Velvet peeks her head out of the kitchen, calling up for you
>"Um, Twilight? Don't you want dinner?"
"No thanks."
>"You sure? I made--"
>You close your bedroom door behind you, cutting her off
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>>25388907
I want to take advantage of scitwi when she is a pony and pet_ her
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>>25388994
>After flopping into bed, you roll over to stare at the ceiling, chewing unconsciously one your bottom lip
>So...
>It really happened
>You're still stuck in that dreamlike state of shock, where your mind tries desperately to piece everything together, but fails
>Trixie's really gone...
>You feel empty, somehow, even though you haven't known her that long
>You suppose some people can leave an impression on you that easily, especially people like her
>Rolling over, you tuck your arm under your head, wishing you could sleep
>Tomorrow's... Friday, right?
>That's good, Friday's good
>Starlight will be hosting her little club, which you plan on returning to
>You could really use her help right now
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fug

why is pony scilight so cute
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>>25389326
Because Scilight is so cute!
Side note, planing on writing the next updates for trainerlight tonight. Might post them too if I can manage to write enough but probably not. If I can't then probably Wednesday because tomorrow I'm going to be swamped at work all day.
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Life without Trixie is a life not worth living.
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>>25386979
I want her to dunk on me
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>>25389352
Paste updated and changes made to some of the CYOA portions for anyone who wants to check it out. Nothing major, just made it more pleasant to read.
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>>25386979
10/10 would get dunked on again.
(Fun fact, Dance of the Doublades was mildly influenced by the sans fight.)
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So, I've got about another hour of practicing piano before the play rehearsal (a musical, for which I'm providing the instrumentation) starts. To make this more interesting, next comment tells me a story here they like, and I'll try to make a musical interpretation of that story. Results will probably be shit, but what the hell.
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>>25391006
Suicidelight
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>>25391120
Sold
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>>25391006
>>25391120
should have done classic traplight
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>>25391143
I'd have banged incessantly on the piano for ten minutes.

Which is about the same thing as I did to my keyboard to create that story :^
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>>25390873
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>>25391154
^:)
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>>25391154
Ok. I kekked.
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>>25391154
(:^
`|3

ALICORN TRAPLIGHT WHEN
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>>25391120
Made a couple little mistakes, which you can probably hear, but I guess that's what happens when you try to invent a song in fifteen minutes

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10zV7ctZjH5
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>>25391006
life has no meaning without trixie
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>>25391321
The static adds to the immersion.
8/9_
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If only I lived in the States, I wouldn't have to miss fresh trapshit all the time. See you tomorrow I suppose, have fun with the piano practice Jeff.
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I spent the last 3 hours pretending my pillow was scitwi and hugging it it actually felt really good
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Scitwi tulpa when?
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>>25391757
Shiggy
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I was struck hard in the ass by inspiration toward the end of my workshift as to what to write for my next update and I wrote quite a bit once I got home from work this morning.

Expect to see an update either sometime tonight after RAW or tomorrow!
Ya'll are great
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>>25391321
Not bad.
Keep practicing.
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>>25391958
Looking forward to it champ
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Probably will not be updating this week due to some complications. Not completely sure, hopefully I can get my shit done.

You thought this would be me bitching but it was me, Dio!
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>>25392339
Hopefully
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>>25390337
>you will never be sunset
>twilight will never give you a surprise kiss
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>you are jamal sparkle
>you used to be called twilight but you changed your name becuase you're a drug dealer now
>speaking of which, you deal drugs
>tonight, you have a big deal with the gang across town
>you leave your house late at night, dressing in all black clothes and grabbing your pistol before getting in the car and driving to your homie moondancer's place
"yo moondancer"
>you say when you're inside
"you're my realest nigga, homie. i need to know you got my back while we're dealing drugs."
>moon-nigger fistbumps you
>"oh yeah man, definitely. if any of us get caught by the feds, they'll put us in jail forever. and if we snitch, our whole families will be killed."
"damn yeah you're right. okay let's go deal drugs."

>you go to the place to deal the drugs
>when you get out of the car, trixie, who is NOT your realest nigga (she's your worst nigga because she's loud and really autistic) is standing there
>"twilight sparkle! trixie needs her shipment of cocaine!"
>you think that what she really needs is to get fucking shot (by you) but you don't say anything
>she has her henchmen all around her and they all have gun pointed at you
>you are starting to sweat
"yo moondancer i'm starting to get like really sweaty"
>she wipes your face off but like all sensually
>fucking dykes
>"twiligth sparkle!"
"my name is jaamal sparkle now because i deal drugs!"
>"jamal come out of the car now! bring the cocaine and trixie will give you the money!"
>you step out of the car and grab your cocoaine, ready to give it to trixie
>fucking stupid autist
>but when you're halfway there one of her henchmen punches you in the back of the head and you fall to the ground, the world spinning around you!!!
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>>25393329
>oh damn oh fuck
>that's what you're thinking
>suddenly moondancer is shooting two guns at the same time, killing the fuck out of
>trixie's henchmen who are running around trying to get cover
>trixie runs up to you and steals the cocoaine, but she does it in like all autistically and shit
>"JAMAL SPARKLE TRIXIE IS STEALING YOUR COCAINE! SHE WAS A DOUBLE AGENT THE WHOLE TIME"
>holy shit why does she have so much autism
>you jump to your feet and punch the fuck out of her autistic face and she falls down
>but then she pulls out a rifle and tries shooting the fuck out of you, but you have a bullet proof vest
>the bullets do nothing
>moondancer drives up behind you
>"get in the car you motherfucker!"
>you jump in the car and she drives away super fast, running over a cop car and making it explode
>the explosion catapaults the car into the air, and moondancer turns and winks at you as it slams back down
"wow moondancer that was insane. htis is why you're my realist nigga."
>"damn straight. good thing we go away or trixie would have killed up."
"yeah damn we were lucky"
>"this is part of dealing drugs. you need to be ready for danger ay any moment, jamal"
>You, jamal, are nodding, because you understand
>the car drives back to your hideout
"damn! we didn't get the money!!?!? how will I pay for my daughter Sunset shimmer's college tuition now!? she is my second realest nigga next to you moon-dude, i need the money!"

feedback pls???? :^^^^)
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>>25393426
I am conflicted,
It's kek worthy that's for sure.
But I'm usually not one for just kek stories.
I'm more of a who are we gonna love in this green, anon.
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>>25393426
bretty gud ^:)
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would you love her even if she beat you in monopoly
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>>25394183
No, fuck that housing steal whore.
I'd straight up kill myself if it was uno
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>>25379687
I never should have read that story.
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Going to go for a jog and then when I get home I'll probably dump my next update

>>25393426
>You will never roll heavy with JamalLight
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>>25394906
>You're a straight up busta, Jamal!
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>>25395165
>ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN AJ

Dumping now niggas
http://pastebin.com/Ba7kz8hj
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>>25395841
>You’re currently lying on your bed and staring at the ceiling as Cadence soundly sleeps next to you
>Its been a few hours since you all finished watching the glory that is Brutus Force 2
>Glancing at your clock, you see that it is almost 3 in the morning
>She’s been out for over an hour now, yet you haven’t been able to sleep at all
>You’ve been wide awake and running around for almost a full twenty four hours, yet you still don’t feel particularly tired
>You can’t stand lying in bed like this any longer
>Gently stepping out of bed, you throw on your jacket and creak open your bedroom door and begin to search for something to pass the time
>As you step out, you catch sight of Anon
>He appears to be pacing around, his hands stuffed inside his pockets
>He takes a deep breathe, walks up to a door, and raises his fist to knock on it
>He freezes before he can knock on it and slowly lowers his hand by his side
>He then resumes his pacing, clearly entranced in deep thought
“What the Hell?”
>You didn’t expect to see anyone else awake this late, so why was Anon screwing around in front of Twilight’s room?



“Son of a bitch.”
>You walked down the hallway just as Anon turned his back to you and stood behind him as he stared at Twilight’s door
>”Alright man. You got this. It’s go time!”
>Anon took a deep breathe and slowly exhaled
>After cracking his knuckles and ‘adjusting himself’ he slowly raised his fist to the door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oazMfbMxm7Q
>Anon’s body froze just before he could knock
>Very slowly, his head turned around and his wide eyes stared into yours as you loomed over him
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Skype chat gets weird sometimes ;p
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>>25395887
>You don’t know how long you two remain fixed like this, but at some point Anon cracked a grin and you smile in return
>”y-You really scared me man. Haha!”
“You’re up late.”
>”o-Oh yeah! I was uh… I’m looking for the bathroom! Gotta take a wicked piss right now!”
“That—“
>You raised your hand and pointed down the hall
“—Is the bathroom. You were about to walk into Twilight’s room.”
>”y-Yeah? Well, that would have been… awkward.”
>The two of you smiled as as a much more awkward silence fell over you both
>”WELL I guess—I think— I’m going to go to bed now!”
>Anon backed away from you as he stumbled toward his bedroom
“Yeah, you should.”
>”s-See ya tomorrow bro!”
>You waved at him as he slowly closed the door, his eyes peering at you until it was finally shut
>You glared intensely at the door for over a minute, waiting to see if Anon would come back out
>When he didn’t, you sighed and smiled genuinely as you turned to face Twilight’s door
>Deciding to check up on her, you cracked it open and looked inside
>”Anon?”
>Your eyes widened as you saw your sister sitting upright in bed, her arms wrapped around a pillow and her back against the wall
“Twilight?
>”s-Shining? What are you doing up?”
“I couldn’t sleep… why are you still up?”
>You took a step forward and although it was too dark to see your sister’s face, you could tell that she was shaking and gripping her pillow tightly
>”uh i-I was just—I mean— I couldn’t sleep either!”
>You scratched your head as you stared at her, momentarily glancing back in the direction of Anon’s room as the wheels in your head turned
>Once it finally clicked, it became obvious why your sister seemed so nervous
“Oh, OK. i-I guess we both ate a little too much popcorn huh?”
>”y-Yeah! I guess so haha ha…”
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>>25395905
Is it getting lewd?
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>>25395932
“Well I guess I’ll let you get back to bed…”
>You stepped back and began to close the door
>”Wait!”
>You stopped just as you were about to walk out and saw Twilight hop out of her bed
>”Can we… talk for a bit? I know its late but I really don’t think I can fall asleep yet.”
>You stared at her
>There was something odd about her tone of voice as she spoke to you, almost like she was pleading with you
>You smiled at her
“Of course we can talk."
>Stepping into the light of the hallway you could see her now in her yellow pajamas, her hair that was almost always tied up in its bun was down and her glasses hung from her shirt
>The two of you walked off downstairs into the living room and took a seat on the couch, empty bowls and cans of soda lying around the place from earlier
“So what’s up? You sound like you have something on your mind?”
>She sheepishly placed a hand behind her neck as she smiled
>”Its nothing really, I’ve just had a lot on my mind recently and I wanted to talk to you is all. I’ve had a great time this weekend, but we really haven’t had much time to just talk together like we used to…”
“Like we used to?”
>”Well, yeah. For a while now we’ve both been really… busy. I’ve been spending so much time with my new friends and Anon, you’re always going out with Cadence.”
>She has a point
>Your lives had certainly been through a lot of changes this past month
>This past few weeks especially have been some of the most intense of your life, and likely hers as well
>Looking back on it, you mostly just took it for granted that she was alright because she was physically safe, but you really have little idea what’s been going through her head this whole time
>You sighed before cracking a smile
“Well we’re together now, so we can spend as much time alone as you’d like. Anything you want to ask me, go right ahead.”
>She smiled, but it did not last long
>”Shiney, have you been doing OK?”
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>>25395963
>You chuckled
“Have I been doing OK?”
>She stared at you intently as you smiled at her
>”I’m worried about you. This whole time you were gone I was afraid that I’d never see you again!”
>Your smile vanished as Twilight rubbed her eyes
>”Whenever I talked to you over the phone you always sounded so exhausted, but you’d never tell me what was going on with everything. a-And then there was that day where you wouldn’t answer my calls at all and I talked to Cadence and she said you were sick…”
>You remained silent as Twilight looked away from you, her voice trailing off
>”c-Cadence was lying to me, wasn’t she? You weren’t sick…”
>Your eyes widened as Twilight continued to stare at the ground, her hand twirling with a lock of her hair
“I… I don’t know why you’d….”
>You placed a fist against your forehead and sighed as you struggled with your words
“You’re right.”
>Twilight stopped playing with her hair and again looked directly at you
>”What happened?”
>You suppose that you should have seen this coming
>You didn’t want to scare her anymore than she already was, but you didn’t think you could just lie to her either
“I met Indigo Zap, and I guess she did to me what she did to you.”
>Her jaw dropped
>”Oh my god! s-She got into your head?”
“More like we met in person…”
>Twilight put a hand over her mouth as she clenched her eyes shut, shaking her head as you stared at her
>”Why!? Why does she keep doing this!”
“Twilight…"
>You reached out over the couch and embraced her in a hug as her whole body began to shake
>”i-I know we never got along b-but I don’t know why she’d hate me this much! Why would she ever want to hurt you?”
>You scowled as you held her close
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>>25395945
Keep reading the update
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>>25396017
“Twiley, its not quite like that.”
>”She hurt you, and its all because you’re my brother. The people I love are in danger and its all my fault!”
“Twilight no! Listen to me!”
>She sniffled as you looked deeply into her eyes
“Do you remember, almost two months ago around the time I took you out for your birthday and I found out about you and… you and those girls from Crystal Prep?”
>Her convulsing ceased as she nodded her head and waited for you to go on
“Me and Cadence tried everything to help you then, but the school wouldn’t step in and Nightlight—“
>You stopped yourself before you could bring up your opinion of your father in front of her
“Well Cadence and I, we thought that if we met with the parents of the kids who were bullying you, then maybe we could get them to stop. I met with Indigo’s father and things didn’t go like we hoped they would.”
>”w-What happened?”
“He, he didn’t take me seriously and things got really bad between the two of us. He started a fight and I ended up beating him pretty bad. I made him promise me that he’d get Indigo to stop. Then the next night, he died…”
>Twilight’s jaw dropped, and she covered her mouth with her hands
>”s-Shiney, you beat him so badly that he—“
“NO. It’s not like that at all! The next night someone came along, shot him, and disappeared. No one ever caught who killed him or figured out who it was, but someone told Indigo that it was me. She really believes that I killed her father, and that’s why she went after you. It’s not your fault.”
>You broke away from Twilight as you slumped your shoulders
“She hurt you because of me.”
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>>25395905
>>25396038
>dem eyes

>>25396063
>You immediately felt Twilight’s hand fall over your shoulder
>”i-Its nots your fault. if I had just spoke up before about what was going on, if I could have stopped them from bullying me before you—“
“Twilight please, I’m not going to let you blame yourself for what happened.”
>”Well I’m not going to let YOU blame yourself either! This was never your fault, you were just trying to help!”
>You were startled by the force behind her words as she stared at you with determination burning in her eyes
>You chuckled and shook your head as you perked up and met her gaze
“OK, you win. It’s not my fault, and it’s not your fault either.”
>She gave you a small smirk
>”Then who’s responsible for all of this, and why? Who told Indigo that you killed her father?”
>You sighed
“I’m not sure you’d believe me if I told you.”
>”Pfff come on Shining.”
>You gave her a weak smile as she rolled her eyes at you
>"At this point I’d believe anything. Besides, I know I can trust you.”
“Heh alright, well first before I answer that there’s something I need to ask you.”
>”Oookay. What is it?”
>You decided you might as well show her as well as ask her what you wanted to know
>You reached a hand inside your coat pocket and took out the Morning Star
>Your sister’s eyes grew wide as you dangled her mysterious invention before her very eyes
“You need to tell me what this is.”
>”w-Where did you find this?”
“You asked me to bring your lab stuff here remember? I stopped by your lab one night and I found this thing. What is it?”
>”It’s… well, It’s like a geiger counter.”
“A geiger counter?”
>”Yes, except instead of simply detecting radiation, its meant to detect AND collect traces of… something else.”
“Energy X?”
>”Yes! Wait, did you read my lab notes?”
“Were those supposed to be personal?”
>She sighed
>”I guess it’s ok.”
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>>25396124
“So what is Energy X?”
>”I don’t really know to be honest. I came up with a number of different theories of what it MIGHT be…
>She tapped a finger against the couch as she carefully mulled over her words
>"The best I could come up with was that it was some kind of energy that existed in a hypothetical state of matter. One that wasn’t really discovered yet, and that couldn’t normally be sensed. Kind of like Dark Matter.”
>You nodded your head as you attempted to keep up with her
>”Energy X is like a catch-all term I use to describe whatever this matter is."
“Hey, if this Energy X can’t normally be sensed by people, then how did you know it existed in the first place?”
>”I don’t know that it exists at all. Everything I know about it is through conjecture. I first hypothesized that such a thing even existed after I read a bunch of pseudoscientific articles about such things that I thought sounded cool.”
>You folded your arms over your chest as you tried to wrap your head around all of this
“So if you never knew that Energy X was real, and you never had anything concrete to back your theories with, then why did you spend all that time making a device that could supposedly track it? All those notes and formulas, all for something you weren’t even sure actually existed?”
>Twilight rubbed her hands together as you awaited her answer
>She did not seem eager at all to explain
>”Please don’t be upset.”
“What?”
>Twilight’s whole body began to shiver again as you reached out to the hand on your shoulder and gently grasped it
“I promise I won’t be upset.”
>Raising her hand up to her chest, she took in a deep breathe and exhaled just as you had seen Cadence do in times of great stress
>”I really wanted to believe that Energy X was real.”
>You raised an eyebrow at her
“and why was that?”
“i-I thought I… oh God.”
>Tears began to fall down her cheeks
“I wanted to use Energy X... against people.”
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>>25396198
“Against people? What are you talking about?”
>You heart froze as you saw your sister’s face darken into a terrible scowl
>”Every day… every goddamn day… Sugarcoat, a-a-and all her friends!”
>She glared fiercely as tears continued to flow from her eyes
>”From what little I understood about Energy X, I knew that it could allow for extraordinary things to be done. I thought I could become smarter and stronger if I discovered it and used it, and…”
>Her glare fell apart as she began to sob
>”and I wanted to use it to, to hurt people.”
“t-Twilight!"
>You gripped her hand tightly as you brought her in close for another hug
>You held her tightly as she cried over you
>To learn that your sister had been driven to such lengths
>She spent months, maybe years of her time wiling away studying insane ways to get back against those who had hurt her
>It broke your heart
“How long were they doing this to you?”
>”s-s-s-since f-freshman year…”
“Three years ago?..”
>And you had just learned that all of this had been going on only a few months ago
>”i-I’m so sorry. y-you must, you must think *sniff* i’m a horrible pers—“
“NO!”
>You looked her directly in the eyes as you held onto her for dear life
“No I don’t think that and I never will.”
>”b-but the things I did, and the things I wanted to do. I was so messed up.”
“Listen to me, there is nothing you could ever say or do, that will change the way I feel about you. You’re my little sister, my…”
>You closed your eyes as tears began to fall down your own face
“My little Twiley…”
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>>25396239
>You held your sister in your arms for another several minutes as she weakly sobbed over you
>As you embraced her, you looked down at the Morning Star in your grasp and beheld it with a new sense of revulsion, as if it was the physical embodiment of your sister’s suffering
>Eventually, her crying ceased and she began to calm down
“Do you feel any better now?”
>She weakly nodded her head
“Good, do you want me to get you anything? Something to eat or drink?”
>She shook her head
“OK…”
>You raised up the Morning Star and scowled as it laid in your grasp
“You were right about it, about Energy X.”
>”Huh?”
>You held out the device in front of Twilight and dropped it into her hands
“Your invention works. Energy X is very real, and it’s what Indigo used to attack us.”
>”i-I was right? This thing actually works?”
>As she held it in her hand, the whole device began to vibrate a little and the edge of it lit up towards you
>”But if the Morning Star works then why is it detecting Energy X on you?”
>You gently pushed the device away from you, as you solemnly looked at her
“When I found your invention, I was able to use it to help track down Indigo, and then when I got really close to her the device kind of went nuts and absorbed all of her energy. I was still in danger though, so I released it all. Now I guess I have a bit of it in me.”
>Twilight’s jaw dropped
>”That’s… that’s incredible. I can’t believe it actually works. I CAN’T believe you have Energy X inside you! h-How does it feel? What can you do?”
>Twilight stood up and looked at you closely, grabbing onto your arms and examining your face as if she would now notice something she had not seen before
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>>25396263
“Uhh Twilight?”
>”oh! oh! Wait!”
>Twilight runs off into the kitchen and begins to shuffle through a drawer as you stare in confusion
>”aHA!”
>She then rushes back, hopping onto the couch with a pen and notepad as she takes out her glasses and puts them on
>”OK, tell me everything that’s changed since you first came in contact with Energy X.”
>You gave her a blank stare as she eagerly awaited your answer
>It was a bit jarring to see her act like this after her little meltdown only a few minutes before, but you welcomed a change back to the usual bright and cheerful demeanor you were used to seeing from her
“So uhhh… I feel pretty full of energy I guess, I’ve barely had to sleep at all since I ended up with this crap inside of me. If I focus hard enough, I can do… stuff. Like… I can see in the dark now…”
>”See in the dark?”
“y-Yeah, kind of like infrared. Like in that movie Predator or something.”
>”That’s fascinating!"
>She quickly scribbled this information down as you struggled to come up with more details to give her
“I heal injuries pretty quickly. I got got with a shotgun before and—"
>Her scribbling ceased as she peered up from her notepad
>”y-you got shot?”
>Uh oh
“Well I—“
>”You got shot with a shotgun?!”
“y-Yeah. Twice actually, but I was wearing a ballistic vest the first ti—“
>Her notepad and pen dropped out of her hands
“Holy shit! Are you ok?!”
“Yes, I’m ok.”
>”Are you sure! Where did you get hit?”
>She put her hands over her shoulders as she peered in close at your body
“I’m fine, really. It hurt, but it didn’t do anything serious. Just kind of slowed me down I guess…"
>”That’s…. that’s insane!”
“Yeah, I know. There’s a whole lot about this that’s pretty nuts…”
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>>25396302
>Twilight performs Cadence’s breathing trick again to calm her down a little before picking up her notepad and pen
>”Ok, moving on… do you have any idea where this strain of Energy X came from? How did Indigo manage to harness it?”
“Well, back before I knew what any of this was about, one of your friends actually seemed to be familiar with this stuff and offered to help me.”
>”One of my friends?”
>You nodded
“Sunset Shimmer. She approached me after you got put in the hospital. She seems fairly familiar with ‘Energy X’.”
>Twilight adjusted her glasses as she stared at you
>”That’s great! Sunset never really told me she knew so much about theoretical physics. She always seemed much more interested in the Humanities. What did she attribute Energy X to?”
“Demons.”
>”…”
>The two of you blankly stared at each other
>”You mean like, from the bible?”
“Yeah, like from the bible…”
>Twilight stared at you silently a little more before chuckling at you
>”I don’t really know if I—“
“I believe it.”
>Twilight’s face fell into a frown
>”You do. You and Sunny?”
>You nodded your head
>”Well… OK then. I guess I… I need to figure this out. So you’re saying a DEMON, from HELL, gave Indigo Energy X?”
>You shrugged your shoulders
“Supposedly.”
>”Why?”
“I don’t know. Apparently demons just like to fuck with people?”
>”That’s a lame excuse”
>Twilight scowled as she scribbled this all down on her notepad
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>>25396332
>Twilight sighed as she laid down her tools
>”I don’t know what to make of most of this, but I’m going to try to help end all of this.”
“Help?”
>”Yes, help! You’ve been working so hard just to protect me, and taking FREAKING shotgun blasts for me. I don’t ever want to see you get hurt, and… and I don’t ever want to lose you!”
>Twilight stood up from the couch and placed her hands on her hips
>”I’m going to figure out exactly how Energy X works, and we’re going to use it to protect each other from Indigo and this ‘demon’ or whatever.”
>You raised an eyebrow at her as her chuckled somewhat nervously
>”i-I can study you a little, run some tests and help you learn how to control your new abilities. We can work together, as a family!”
“I don’t know, I’d rather not put you in any more danger than—“
>”Well I don’t like YOU being in danger either, but Indigo and her friend are after us both. Please Shiney, let me help.”
>You ran a hand through your hair as Twilight stared at you with puppy dog eyes
“Well I guess since you’re going to be back home again anyway, that there wouldn’t be much harm in it.”
>”Perfect! We’ll… back home again?”
>Twilight’s arms fell by her sides
“Shit, I’ve been meaning to tell you. Since I kind of took Indigo’s powers from her, she doesn’t seem like she’s that much of a threat at the moment. I figured now might be a good time for you to go home. If you wanted to come home.”
>”YES!”
>You jerked your head back as she joyfully shouted at you
>”YES! YES! YES! YE-“
>You bolted up and placed a hand over her mouth, not wanting her to wake up the rest of the house
“I’ll take that as a yes.”
>She grinned at you and tackled you to the couch with a hug
>”I love you B.B.B.F.F.!”
“oof! l-Love you too Twiley."
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>>25396362
That's all for now!

Expect to see Twiley a little more often now as Shiney and friends work together to Un-fuck everything up.

I hope ya'll enjoyed this. Feedback, criticism and all that is welcome!
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>>25396386
I hate seeing normal Scilights suffering.

It's so HEART-WRENCHING
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>>25396457
I know what you mean.
Its a honestly bit tough for me to write some of these sadder scenes with Twilight sometimes, but it also makes the happier stuff I write feel so much greater.

Like what Bob Ross said about needing to take the happy and the sad together. Having things get dark just makes the brighter stuff so much better.

>Dat Apple
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>>25379687
Reading r9klight is suffering.
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>>25396457
This
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bump for the realest
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>>25389144

>You spend your Friday trying to reconnect, but failing
>At lunch, you head to the geek table, but your usual spot is taken
>Scanning somewhat desperately, you see Sunset Shimmer in the corner, talking to some artsy girl you don't know
>It looks like their conversation is going pretty well, and you'd rather not interrupt
>Besides, you haven't spoken to Sunset in weeks, she probably doesn't even remember you
>So you sit outside, all on your lonesome
>It's not the most pleasant place to eat in early November; the cold turns your hands so numb they can hardly hold your vegan-friendly peanut-butter sandwich
>After school, you loiter around your locker for a bit, trying to pretend like you're waiting on an important phone call
>Really, you're just trying to get up the nerve to head down to Starlight's little club meeting
>You haven't been to one since your outburst and, while you have apologized to everyone involved, you're still not super eager to bring back those memories...

>It isn't until around four that you finally force yourself down to the abandoned anime club room
>The door's locked, but you think you can hear Starlight's voice coming from inside
>You give a few short knocks, and a gray, cross-eyed face appears in the tiny window set into the wood paneling
>The girl's name escapes you, but you're pretty sure you've seen her around before
>She was in some of Trixie's remedial classes, you think
>The girl disappears, and this time you definitely can make out Starlight's voice, though you can't see her
>A few seconds later, the cross-eyed girl appears again, unlocking the door
>Inside, you find Starlight seated cross-legged on the floor, her eyes shut in a trance
>And, as you've come to expect from these meetings, she's completely naked
>You avert your eyes, though your discomfort with her body is definitely lower than it was the first time
>The other girl takes a seat across from Starlight, seemingly oblivious to her nudity, and adapts the same pose
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>>25398265
>"Welcome, Twilight. It's good to see you again."
"Um... hey."
>Trying to avoid staring at Starlight, you take a seat next to the cross-eyed girl
>Starlight's eyes open, fixing you in that inscrutable gaze
>"I... I heard to what happened to Trixie. I want you to know how sorry I am. I'll miss her a lot..."
>Starlight places a hand against her heart, and you think you even see tears forming in her eyes
>But they're gone as quickly as you noticed them
>"But all is not lost, thankfully. According to Anonymous, we'll see her again before too long."
"Yeah... well, that's what he thinks, at least."
>"Oh? You don't agree?"
>You shrug
"It's not that, I just... I dunno. I guess I'm just not much of an optimist."
>Starlight nods, a hint of a smile replacing her previous sorrow
>"I've gotten that impression before. Now... won't you join us? Derpy and I here were having a wonderful discussion, just now, about the inhibitions of analytical intelligence on personal realization. She's really quite fascinating."
>Derpy just grins, but doesn't say anything
>Starlight smiles, patting the girl on the leg
>"Unfortunately, she's also not much of a talker, most of the time. I guess you and I will have to carry the discussion, then."
>An easy smile breaks out across Starlight's face, and she resumes her pose, eyes closed
>"So? What is on your mind, Twilight?"
"Well, erm..."
>You glance at Derpy, who also has her eyes closed
"I, um... kind of wanted to speak in private..."
>"Private? Twilight, you must understand, there is no "private" here..."
"Right, yeah..."
>Why the hell did you expect the naked girl to give a shit about your privacy anyway?
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>>25398323
>"Besides, it's difficult to get Derpy here to speak at all. Getting her to share secrets, I imagine, would take power greater than mine. So... tell me, Twilight? What's the matter?"
"Eh, it's just..."
>You glance at Derpy again, wondering if she's even listening
>Talking to Starlight is easy, but having this newcomer sitting here... bleh, it gives you shivers
"I miss Trixie."
>"Quite understandable. I do as well. It's not so often I become attached to someone so quickly. Her absence is... quite painful."
>Again, Starlight raises a hand to her chest, holding it there between her breasts
"But there's more to it than that. I feel... guilty, I guess."
>"Guilty? How so?"
>You tell her about meeting Trender, and your difficulty telling Anon about it
>She sits there, impassive, occasionally nodding her head, or brushing her hair out of her face, but saying nothing
"...I just kept seeing the two of them together. They looked so happy, and... I don't know. On one hand, I was jealous, but on the other... I couldn't ruin that moment for them. And now... now I've ruined it forever."
>Starlight takes a slow breath, her chest expanding little by little, and then lets it out again, folding her hands in front of her bare stomach before speaking
>"Forever? Don't you think that's a little overdramatic? Trixie isn't dead, Twilight."
"No, but... I mean, come on, Star. They're not going to be together again, not after this. Anon'll find someone else, or she will, or they'll try and it won't be the same, or... or something. Real life doesn't work the way they think it does. There's no happy endings, or... or any of that. It's not going to work."
>Though her eyes remain closed, Starlight raises an eyebrow
>"And what makes you say that?"
"I dunno. I mean, come on, you're smart. You realize they're crazy, right?"
>Starlight shrugs
>"I know the two of them very, very well. But I can't pretend to know them on the level they know each other."
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>>25398375
"Yeah, I guess, but..."
>"Intellectual humility is as important as intelligence itself, Twilight. I don't presume to know the true nature of their relationship, and neither should you."
"I guess you're right... as usual..."
>You think you detect a hint of smugness in Starlight's smile, but it passes quickly
>"Either way, being an unwitting accessory to someone else's actions doesn't make you guilty. Trenderhoof's sins dwarf yours, do they not?"
"They do, I mean, yeah, but..."
>"Then what's the problem? You've tried your best to be a good friend to the two of them. Your mistakes have cost you, yes... but you'll strive to fix what your inaction could have caused, right?"
"Of course."
>"Then you have no reason to feel like anything less than a decent, well-adjusted human being."
"I... maybe."
>Starlight speaks her final sentence with a finality that defies argument
>Damn, she's good
"I... I don't know. I don't feel like a good person."
>"That's usually the first sign that you are one."
"Not following."
>"You've perceived your flaws. You've seen the ways you hurt your friends, or allowed them to be hurt, rather, and you're filled with guilt over seeing them suffer. You care about them, clearly, and you desire to make things better. Sounds like a good person to me."
"I... I guess."
>Already, you feel about twenty pounds lighter
>God damn, Starlight is good at this
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>>25398423
"But... there's more to it than that."
>"Of course there is. A situation like this is never going to be simple."
"No, I mean, about Anon. You remember what I told you about him, right?"
>"I do."
>Her tone invites you to elaborate regardless
"I... the feelings aren't going away. After seeing how he's acted with Trixie... he cares about her so much, and... I don't know, I just feel so shitty. So jealous, and bitter, and... mad, I guess, but in a stupid way."
>"Because he picked her instead of you?"
"Y-yeah... he can overlook her issues... why not mine?"
>"Perhaps it's not a problem with you, rather, but with him? Perhaps he and Trixie are simply more compatible."
"Yeah... I want to think that. But *no one's* compatible with me. He's the only one I ever really had a chance with. Back after the tournament, when we were driving home together, I felt that chance. But... but I buried it. I was afraid. And, well... I think I've wrecked it now. It just hurts though, seeing him pine after her, love her... why can't someone feel that way about me?"
>By the time you finish, a waver dangerously close to a sob has crept into your voice
>Starlight says nothing
"I... I guess I'm just ranting at this point, but... what should I do, Starlight? I want to tell him, I want him to know, but... but I don't want to do anything stupid. I don't want to come between him and Trixie, but I also don't want to be left out. I just... what do I do? How do I fix this?"
>Starlight sighs, opening her eyes and turning the full teal magnitude her stare toward you
>"Twilight. Look at me."
"Um..."
>You've seen plenty of her already...
>"What am I?"
"I don't understand..."
>"I'm a seventeen-year-old girl, Twilight. I've read more books in those seventeen years than most read in their lifetime... but I'm still just a child. I don't know everything."
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>>25398463
dat heliotrope enigma.

heart status: muh
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>>25398463
I want twilight to cum inside starlight
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R9klight in Equestria when?
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>>25398931
once we summon EqG
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I want to hug her so badly
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>>25399009
So never?
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>>25400085
not never
we just need to contact EqG
I think he is in the skype group
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>>25400171
I need more bullylight
and more Twi Twi
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>>25400171
>>25400329

Bullylight is by far the update I'm looking forward to the most.
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I feel sick as hell today

can somebody write a one shot about sunset taking care of a sick twilight
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>>25400329
Yes Bullylight is the best
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I want to marry twilight
Does anyone else want to marry her?
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>>25402092
Yes
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Good news and Bad news time!
>Bad news: I'm becoming addicted to Fallout 4 so ill probably never write at home.
>Good news: I mostly write at work so nothing will probably change.
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>>25402092
I want to marry autistic Trixie.
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>>25402355
Promise that you'll never write autistic Fallout crossover fanfiction please
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>>25402355
>Good news: I mostly write at work so nothing will probably change.

I also get a huge amount of my writing done at work.

>tfw paid to write fanfiction
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>>25402092
someone ought to make one of these with scilight
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>>25402393
I promise, unless the thread demands it AND Trainerlight is finished. I doubt that will happen though.
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>>25400740
For you anon.

>You run upstairs holding your backpack in your hand.
>Not that you were in a hurry or anything, but well, you had already run all the way from school, so why the heck not.
>Once at the top you run down the hallway, slowing your pace just before you reach the door to catch your breath, almost dropping to your knees.
>Rainbow would be laughing at you for getting tired after 12 minutes of running.
>You stand back up taking a deep breath, and place your hand over the knob.
>Wait, maybe you should knock.
>You hit gently on the door with your knuckles, and wait for an answer. A very raspy voice comes from within the room.
>"Come in."
>You slowly open the door and take a peek inside. You find Twilight laying on her bed with her laptop, a mountain of tissues taking form on a trashcan by her side.
>She seems rather absorbed in whatever she's doing, so you step inside and close the door, causing her to finally turn her head to look at you, with a puzzled expression.
>"Sunset?"
"Hey Twilight."
>You drop your backpack on the floor and take out your jacket while you walk towards her.
>"What are you doing here?" she says quickly pressing some keys.
"I heard you were sick so I came to check on you. And to bring you today's homework of course, but mostly to check on you."
>You plop down on the bed by her side and take a brief look at the screen, only to find... an empty tab open.
>Oh Twilight.
>"Thank you. I really appreciate it."
"Eh, that's what friends are for. So how are you feeling?"
>"Uhm... Fine I guess. My throat hurts... and so does my head, and my chest... and most of my body honestly... But apart from that I'm pretty well. Look! I recompiled the kernel today since I had so much free time. My touchpad works perfectly now!"
>She moves the mouse around the screen with a smile on her face as if it was the greatest thing in the world. And even though you have no idea of what she did, you can't help but smile too.
"So you've been in bed all day?"
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>>25402585
>"Yeah. I've only gotten up to feed Spike -and myself- since I feel so tired. Oh, and to get more tissues," she says pointing to a half-empty box sitting by her side.
"Do you want me to bring in more, just in case?"
>"Nah, I'll be fine. You should have seen me this morning. I was a factory of mucus."
"Yeah. I noticed..." you say looking at the trashcan.
>Twilight stretches her arms and archs her back, and then raises the laptop to move her legs.
>"So did anything interesting happen today? Did Applejack won the bet?"
"Yeah, she did. You should have seen the look on Rainbow's face. She was grouchy like the Grouchy Smurf all day," you recount, causing Twilight to chuckle. "Apart from that, Fluttershy made a new song which we had trouble playing because it was in a weird-ass time signature like 7/8 or something and Pinkie got frustrated trying to wrap her head around it. Oh, and Flash was asking about you."
>"Wait, who?"
>You chuckle.
"No one. Just know that people care."
>"That's nice... Back in Crystal Prep I was always on my own. Usually Shining had to get my homework when I was sick. And when he was sick too, Cadance had to. She once gave me a test with the answers by accident due to that, but I tried not to look at it. She later said it was a secret test of character, but I don't believe her. Am I boring you?"
"No Twilight."
>"Oh, thank goodness."
>Twilight takes a tissue from the box and blows her nose. Then she throws the tissue to the bin, and somehow it doesn't fall off.
"Do you need anything? A pillow? A glass of water?"
>"No, I'm fine."
"Do you want something to eat?" you say standing up.
>"No...?"
>You raise an eyebrow.
"Is that a yes?"
>"Depends. If I say yes you're gonna do it regardless of what I say afterwards?"
"Yeah."
>"Then no. Whatcha gonna do now? Eh?"
>You roll your eyes and walk towards the door, stopping just before you go out.
"Do you want something specific or do you want me to surprise you?"
>"Surprise!"
"Ok. You asked for it."
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>>25379624
>tfw you read Sperglight and relate to Scilight's character in that story
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>>25402650
More pls
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>>25402650
>You go downstairs to the kitchen and look for things to prepare. There's rice, and pastas, and eggs, and... soups.
>Would a soup be too predictable?
>Yeah. Probably.
>On the other hand, it has the instructions on the can.
>Although you are kind of confident on your cooking skills.
>But this isn't your kitchen, soo...
>What do you do?
>You take a quick look at the instructions for the soup. '2 minutes.'
>Soup it is then.
>What flavour?
>Oh dear. What does she like?
>Mushrooms? Tomato? Asparagus? Garlic?
>Beer soup?
>Ok, not that one.
>Alphabet soup? What the heck is that? Something abstract?
>You leave all the soups in a row over the table and stare at them intently. Which one Sunset, which one?
>You... have no idea. You don't know Twilight that well.
>Wait, maybe you do.
>You turn around and look at the nutritional facts label. That must be it, right?
>You read them in turns, comparing every number, and they're mostly the same. The asparagus one seems better, though...
>Buuut you once saw her eating an hamburger like there was no tomorrow. So she probably wouldn't mind?
>For goodness sake, you've already lost two minutes on this.
>What would Applejack say?
>'Garlic'
>Yeah, no.
>You take a look at the alphabet one. Is 'alphabet' a weird name for some plant that doesn't exist in Equestria?
>Only one way to know.
>You look around for a can opener, with no results. So you take a knife and with a smack you open it, then pour the contents on a plate.
>Oh my gosh.
>It literally has little letters made of pasta!
>This is so amazing. Why didn't you had this in Equestria?
>You put the plate inside the microwave, set it to two minutes, and then wait.
>And wait...
>Until the microwave rings.
>See? You couldn't ruin this.
>You wonder how it tastes, though...
>You take the plate out and take a spoonful out of it.
>Eh, just a pasta. No idea what else were you expecting.
>You look for another spoon, and head back upstairs with the plate in your hands.
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>>25402694
>>25402689
And that's all I've got, because I'm falling asleep over my keyboard.
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>>25402718
Your story made me feel a little better
thank you
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>>25395963
Fucking cock block
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>>25396386
Hopefully more science next update
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>>25402718
Pls continue this is you can later. It is very cozy.
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Didn't someone say they were going to write a super gay story between sci-duskshine and anon
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How's your night NST?
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>>25404764
JUST DOING THINGS BRO
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>>25404764
I passed out on my friends couch and I just woke up
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Where EqG at
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>>25404764
Tired
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Oh dear, page 10? We can't have that.
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>>25406457
We need to get some discussion in here

Will SciTwi and PonyTwi ever get into a magic vs science debate? How would it go?
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I think I figured out what her stand is
Killer Queen because every time I see her I get a sheer heart attack
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>>25403036
"Hell, I like you Anon. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"
>"Really?"
"No."

>>25403134
I intend on Purple Science having a more active presence in my story from this point forward.
Upcoming events are going to have Shining and Twilight working together a bit.
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Purest Love
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Making this shit was actually kinda fun.
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>>25407796
I like it
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>>25398463
"I... I understand, but..."
>"I wish I could tell you what to do, Twilight, I really do. But, well... there's only so much I can tell you."
"Right..."
>You sigh, adopting Starlight's mediative posture
>"Does he know?"
"About the way I feel? Not yet. Or, at least, I haven't told him."
>"I'd advise starting there."
"Yeah, you explained that already."
>"I'm aware. But we all need a little reminder sometimes, right?"
"I suppose. But... god damn, it's hard. I don't want him to think I'm, you know, trying to pounce on him. Now that Trixie's gone."
>"Is that what you're trying to do?"
"Of course not."
>"Are you completely sure?"
"I... I mean, no! No, I wouldn't do something like that to Trixie, that's... that's messed up."
>"I see."
>You can tell Starlight doesn't quite believe you
>"What do you want, Twilight?"
"Huh?"
>"What do you want?"
"I... if I'm bothering you, I'm sorry..."
>Starlight's expression softens
>"I didn't mean it like that. I suppose I've gone too far into my meditation, I can't speak properly anymore... what I'm trying to ask is, "what do you want out of life?" After all we've spoken about, I still don't feel like I quite know. You're rather enigmatic, if I may be so blunt."
"I've been called a lot worse."
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>>25408405
>Starlight allows herself a small smile at your joke
>She watches you patiently, her chest rising and falling at a measured pace as she awaits your answer
>Next to you, Derpy is snoring softly, still in the lotus position
"I... I guess I don't really know. I want to get into a decent school, and... I want to study Japanese."
>You expect Starlight to have a similar reaction to Anon, but she simply nods
>"Quite noble, though difficult."
"Yeah... and, well... I'd kinda like to go there. To Japan, I mean. Or just stay here and teach, or... I don't know. I want to be someplace quiet. And..."
>You cut yourself short, feeling like you've said enough
>"And?"
"Eh, nothing. Just stupid shit."
>"I can guarantee you it's not. Come on, Twilight."
>Starlight gestures to her exposed form
>"There are no secrets here, after all."
"Heh... I dunno. I guess... I'd just like to meet someone who... who, you know, loves me. And not in a friendship sort of way, or... yeah, no, not like that. Someone I could start a family with, I guess. Someone who I could come home to, and just... just read with, talk to, feel good around, just... someone to make me happy."
>You quickly avert your eyes, face flushed, but Starlight nods in agreement
>"It's quite a common desire. But that doesn't take away from its validity. In fact, I'd wager that it adds to it."
>Starlight places a hand on your knee, the corners of her eyes crinkling as she smiles
"Thanks, but... yeah, it's stupid."
>"You and I both know it's not. You want to feel loved, secure, and validated. That's a human universal, Twilight."
"Maybe. But it's still stupid. Especially when I'm a... you know, what I am."
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>>25408569
>You break your lotus position, folding your legs under yourself instead, as if to hide the secret both you and Starlight are now acutely aware of
>"I don't see any reason your body should drive someone away."
"You... don't? Did you completely forget what we talked about over the weekend?"
>"I haven't. I've simple seen enough of humanity to know that your..."
"My what?"
>"Your differences do not make you as disgusting as you think they do."
"Hmph. You sound like my mother."
>Starlight chuckles at that, adjusting herself into a more comfortable position
>"Your mother is a very wise woman, then. And I think you'll notice the pattern here."
"Oh?"
>"The people who care about you, don't care about your body. We care about the real you."
>Starlight cups your cheek in her hand, and a brief, shivering race of electricity courses through you
>"I know. Anon knows. Your mother knows. All of us think nothing the less of you. Who's to say there aren't others who feel like us?"
"I don't want people who feel like you, I want..."
>Starlight recoils, looking genuinely hurt
"I mean... you're great, Star. You make me feel... amazing, really. You're the only person who can make me feel happy, really. You're the only person I know who can make me feel so good about myself. But... I want someone who thinks more of me than you do. Who... who loves me. Maybe that's selfish, I dunno..."
>"It's not, Twilight. Of course it's not. But who's to say I don't love you?"
"You don't love me in *that* way, though..."
>"Perhaps not. But it is no less profound."
"Eh."
>You feel like a cunt for talking to her like this, but she can see the difference, right?
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>>25408650
d-does equalpone harbor feelings for twilight and her throbbing dong?
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>>25408650
>>You break your lotus position, folding your legs under yourself instead, as if to hide the secret both you and Starlight are now acutely aware of
that reminds me of this
https://imgur.com/a/DeTND
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>>25408650
"I want... I want to be loved, but I also want to be... to feel special."
>It's beyond childish to say, but it's true
>"I understand. I'm sorry I cannot make you feel the way you wish."
>Starlight does look genuinely perturbed, and a little guilty about this
"It's not your fault, Star. It's just... it's me. It's always me. I get myself into the same mess over and over, and... ugh."
>Starlight nods, not looking at you, and begins pulling her clothes back on
>"I think our meeting is adjourned for today, Derpy. Thank you for coming."
>Derpy nods, jumping happily to her feet, showing no sign of grogginess
"Starlight, I'm sorry. I didn't mean I don't appreciate what you've done..."
>"I understand what you meant, Twilight. And I'm truly sorry my methods have not helped you. I believe it is time for me to... reconsider a few things."
"Reconsider what?"
>Starlight shakes her head
>"Don't trouble yourself with me, Twilight, please. It's simply a minor flaw in my philosophy."
"It's not, though. You're made me feel so much better, I didn't mean..."
>You're honestly not sure what you meant
>"I think I'm going to head home now, Twilight. You're welcome any time. As are you, Derpy."
>She nods to the yellow-haired girl behind
>"But, for now, I will need some time to... to study. Thank you very much for attending, Twilight."
"Yeah... yeah, no problem. Star..."
>You stop her just as she reaches the door
"I'm serious. You've helped a lot."
>"Right. Thank you, Twilight."
>And with that, she's gone
>You stare at Derpy, hoping she'll explain something
>But she just gives you this comical shrug, and heads out after Starlight
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>>25408782

>What did you say?
>Starlight didn't seem angry at you, she seemed upset, almost guilty
>What's the matter?
>A part of you think it could be that she has a crush on you, or something along those lines... but you know that's not true
>After all, she said herself that there were no secrets, right?
>Why would she keep something like that from you?
>There has to be more to it than that
>After all, this is Starlight you're talking about
>A simple crush would never be enough for someone as intelligent and enigmatic as her to become so upset about
>So... what is it?
>What did you do to hurt her this much?

>You find yourself pacing the halls, brain wrestling with the memories of what just happened in the anime club room, but finding no answers
>So you keep walking, hoping if you just keep making the same loop of the building, you'll eventually come up with an answer
>It isn't until your fifth loop that you bump into Anon
>Quite literally, even
>You have your eyes on the ground, lost in though, and he's standing in front of a window, staring blankly out at the grounds
>The collision knocks him into the wall and you onto your ass
>He stares down at you, surprised
>"Twi? What are you still doing here?"
"Starlight's meeting. Oof."
>You stand up, rubbing the newly-formed sore spot on your butt
"You?"
>"Eh. Just... thinking."
"What about?"
>He shrugs
>"I miss her, Twilight. I feel like... I dunno, it seems like, if I just hang around here long enough, she'll run out from behind that corner and surprise-hug me. Like she used to."
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>>25408782
She wants the D you oblivious idiot!
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>>25408875
>He leans against the window again, his breath fogging on the glass
>"I just can't believe she's really gone... I never realized how much I'd miss her, you know? I guess I kind of just assumed she was part of this place... like I'd always get to listen to her annoying rants, and feel her stupid hugs... goddammit."
>He shakes his head, backing away from the window
>"Anyway... fuck it. It's just two years, right? I'll see her again..."
>It sounds like he's trying to convince himself more than to convince you
"Of course you will. Have you gotten a call from her?"
>"No. I'm pretty sure her parents took her phone. So... I guess I'll just have to hope for a letter. Or an email, or... something."
"At least you've still got her. You... you have a really beautiful thing, I hope you realize."
>"I do now, at least. Now that I let it get all fucked up."
>Again, he shakes his head
>"Fuck, sorry. I've just been a sad sap lately."
"I know the feeling... I haven't been so great either."
>"Yeah? What's up?"
"Eh, just... you know. Usual bullshit."
>"Stress?"
"You could say that."
>He nods, though clearly still doesn't understand
>And then, before you even get a chance to think them through, the words are out of your mouth
"Are you doing anything tonight?"
>"Huh?"
"Are you, you know, free?"
>You try to consciously will yourself not to blush
>"Yeah. Why?"
"I just though, you know... we're both pretty miserable saps, right? Why don't we be miserable together?"
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>>25408932
>trying to prey on her friend's boyfriend when he's vulnerable
>obliviously brushing off the enigmatic intellectual's crush on her

TWILIGHT I SWEAR TO GOD
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Starlight --> Twilight --> Anon --> Trixie

What even is this love rectangle help me
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>>25408932
>Anon gives you a look like he's expecting you to peel off a mask
>"Okay, stop."
"What?"
>"Stop being so friendly, it's really fucking weird."
"I... oh, fuck you."
>"That's better."
>You allow yourself a small smile, and fake-punch him in the arm
"I'm capable of being nice, you asshole. You just make it really, really hard."
>"Oof, nice. Good to see you back in form."
>He claps you on the back, then heads toward his locker
>"Fuck it, what do you wanna do?"
"Stuff ourselves half to death on pizza and watch garbage cartoons?"
>"That's exactly what I was planning on doing. You're pretty shrewd."
"I guess it's just kind of a tradition. I can grab some snacks from my house too."
>"Awesome. What do you wanna watch?"
"Anything. Something so retarded it'll kill both of us."
>"I've got just the thing."

>You run past your house first, heading to the kitchen to see what snacks your mom has stored
>"Sweetie? That you?"
"Yeah."
>"What are you looking for?"
"Food. I'm hanging out with a friend tonight."
>Your mom looks relieved to hear you won't be spending another weekend on your lonesome
>"That's great! Here, I got a box of cookies last week that hasn't been opened, and there are some Doritos and Mountain Dew on the bottom shelf in the pantry..."
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>>25409058
>Arms laden with snacks, you head up to your room to change out of your skirt, and into some (very baggy) sweatpants, and a T-shirt a good two sizes too big for you
>It's beyond comfy
>As you're rooting around your bed to find a fresh hair-tie, your fingers clasp around the bottle of whisky
>For a second, you consider bringing it with
>The two of you could get shitfaced together, talk about how much life sucks...
>But, well, that's probably not the best idea
>So you leave the bottle under your bed, and carry the snacks out to your car, reading to stuff your face

>When you get to Anon's place, you find that it's just the two of you
>His dad is out on a business trip, apparently, leaving the place to him
>He nods approvingly at the stack of cholesterol-laced treats in your arms, and helps you carry them into the kitchen
"So? Any idea on what we're gonna watch?"
>"Oh, you bet I've got an idea."
"Yeah? How bad? Remember, I need weapons-level stupid right now."
>"You need weapons level, I brought extinction level. This show is basically a colorful, animated lobotomy."
"Fucking perfect. Want me to order pizza."
>"Nah, I got it. Pepperoni good?"
"I'm vegan, remember?"
>"...didn't you eat buffalo-wing pizza at Trixie's?"
>Oh shit
"N-no... when was that?"
>"Huh, I'm pretty sure you did, but... whatever. So... what, veggie pizza or some shit?"
"Veggies, no cheese."
>Anon rolls his eyes as he dials
>"So fucking needy..."
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>>25409152
Inb4 Twilight loves it and an argument ensues over terrible taste in cartoons.
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>>25409184
You know me too well, Anon

>>25409152
>Anon gets the pizza, and grabs an unmarked disc from an unmarked case next to his TV
"This isn't gonna be porn, is it?"
>"Why, you planning to masturbate on top of me too?"
"Hey, that wasn't my fault, dumbass. You're the one who let her handcuff you."
>"And you're the one who gave her the idea."
>Anon's smiling, despite trying his best to sound mad
>"Goddamn... you can say what you will about Trixie, but you can't deny that she was never boring..."
>And then, just as quickly as it came, his grin fades
>"Anyway, this shit is... fuck it, just watch. It's pure hell."
>He pops the DVD in, flopping down on his couch
>You take a seat on the opposite side, keeping a full cushion between the two of you
>And the anime begins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE7AzfX6nQ8

"Oh sweet Jesus."
>"It gets worse."
"This is..."
>"It is. That's the worst part. It IS. This actually exists."
"This... this is... HOLY SHIT, WHAT?"
>After a perfectly-timed poop joke, you find yourself clutching your stomach as you howl with laughter
>"Uh... you alright?"
"This is fucking hilarious!"
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>>25409234
>"Hilarious? They just made a joke about angels getting projectile diarrhea. What the fuck is so funny?"
"Angels... angels getting..."
>You collapse into another fit of laughter, spitting soda everywhere
>"Are you five? This is fucking horrible! It's not even a joke, it's just them talking about poop!"
>The angel girl decapitates her caretaker in a spray of blood and violence, and you're on the floor, wheezing
"S-stop it, please... pause it... oh my God, I can't..."
>Anon rolls his eyes and pauses the DVD
>You're slamming your fist into the ground now, laughing so hard you can barely breathe
>It's weird, you're fully aware that this show SHOULDN'T be funny... but it is
>And the harder you laugh, the more ridiculous it seems, until you find yourself in a feedback loop of hilarity, you chest burning
>Holy fuck, you haven't laughed this hard in months
>Years, maybe
>Anon groans, and goes to get the pizza when he hears the doorbell ring
>By the time he gets back, you've calmed down a little, your face streaked with tears of laughter
>At some point, your carefully-made bun must have come apart, and your hair falls in loose, tangled streaks of purple and blue around your shoulders
>Anon gives you a weird look, wordlessly offering you some pizza
"Thanks..."
>Talking hurts your throat, and just looking at the screen threatens to send you into giggles again
>You bit into the no-cheese, olive-and-onion pizza, finding it pretty tasty
>Though the pepperoni looks pretty good too
>No, Twilight, be strong...
>Anon restarts the show, and you find laughter building in your belly again
>You end up having to not look at the screen, in order to keep yourself from laughing while you eat
>Anon looks like he's in hell, but he leaves the show on anyway
>It takes you a second to realize he's only leaving it on because it makes you happy
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Alright, have to stop here. Gotta practice muh piano before rehearsal. I'll do another musical interpretation, because why not. First reply gets their story turned into (hastily-made) music.
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>>25409340
World's Best Mom
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>>25409340
RfO Part 1
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Done for Hell is Other Twilight's, but whoever commented it deleted their post. Will do Best Mom next.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FqAn2ksQo0
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>>25409367
Alright, here's world's best mom. I really wish I had my decent mic with me, instead of recording on this shit laptop.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f76LITGoe9
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Hey OP when are you going to update sperg again
it feels like its been forever
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>>25410218
I think he said this weekend
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>>25410218
Aiming for Friday. Need to get school work and college applications done.

now before you all go COLLEGE APPLICATIONS HE'S UNDERAGE, I'm in community college and looking to transfer to a university. I am 19
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>>25411075
In the same boat. 2 year college was good but I feel fucked over again.
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>>25411111
Quints confirm you feel fucked over.
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>>25411111
Even quints laugh at me
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>You are Anonymous, the literal coolest guy around
>Apparently, word one the street is that you've got a new student coming to school
>Or, at least, that's what Cheerilee's telling you right now
>"Alright class! Like I just got finished saying, we have a new student transferring in today! She comes here all the way from Finland! Please do your best to be accommodating, and help her adjust to the American way of life. Twilight, would you please come in and introduce yourself?"
>The door opens, and the foreign exchange student walks in
>She's pretty, definitely, with purple hair done up in a bun and a lavender complexion to match
>You wonder briefly if all Finns are purple, or just her
>She steps up to the front of the room, nervously clasping her hands behind her back, staring at the floor
>It looks like she's shaking slightly, shivering and terrified in her little plaid skirt
>"Well? Introduce yourself please, Ms. Twilight."
>The new girl, Twilight, raises her head, taking a shaky breath
>"Fugg u, homo :DDDDDDD"
>"I'm sorry, I can't understand your accent."
>"i gand understand your benis :-DDDD homo deacher ;DD"
>"Okay, well, um... why don't you take a seat next to Anon? He's very friendly, and he'll help you with any English you don't understand."
>"englisch is fuggn gayyyyyy :_DDDD"
>Twilight takes a seat next to you, setting her backpack on the floor
>It's covered in little anime character keychains
>You turn to her and try to introduce yourself
"Hey. I'm Anon."
>"i didn't asg ur naem u fuggn homo :-DDDDDD"
>You're not sure what she's saying, maybe she's speaking Finnish?
>Either way, her accent is beautiful
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>>25411493
moar
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>>25411493
I had a hearty chuckle
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>>25411493
"So, you're from Finnland, huh? What's it like up there?"
>"ids fuggn shid ;;;DDD i wand 2 gill myself ebery day!! :;;-DDDD"
"You want to what? Sorry, I'm just kind of confused. Your accent is really nice, though, it's just confusing to me."
>"whad? r u a fuggn homo :-DDDD???"
"A ho-what?"
>"A HÖMO YOU FUGG :DDDDD I'LL FUGGN GILL UR MUMS BUSSY!!!"
"Oh! I'm sorry!"
>You don't know what you said, but you made her mad
"So, um... is there anything you need help with?"
>"yis. where is a bussy? i wand 2 fuggg da bussi :DDDDD"
"The what?"
>"THE BUSSI! DO U NOD LIGE BUSSY YOU FUGGN HOMOOMOMOOOÖ?" :-DDD"
"Are... are you saying pussy?"
>"yis :DD"
"Do you know what that means?"
>"ID MEANS BAGINA YOU FUGGN REDARD :DDDD HOLY FUGG U R SO STUPID JUSD B-DDD SHOW BE BUSSI ;-DDD"
"Pussy? I mean... uh... that's kinda weird..."
>Twilight glances over your shoulder, staring hungrily at Sunset Shimmer
>"i wand her bussi :DDDD i wand do fugg, bagina on bagina :-DDDD"
"What, Sunset? You... you want to have sex with Sunset?"
>"i wand her bussi redard :DDDD"
"I mean... I think she's straight, but you could talk to her..."
>"straids are fägs :DDDD i wand 2 fugg her bussi :DDDDDDD"
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>>25411575
"Um... alright?"
>"dell her!! :DDD"
"Tell her?"
>"DELL HER I WAND HER BUSSI :DDD LIG DA BÜSSI :-DDDD"
"I think you should tell her..."
>"FUG U :-DDD ged FUGGIN REGGED :-DD"
"Alright, I'll... I'll tell her you have a crush on her."
>You stand up and head over to Sunset's desk
"Hey, um, Sun? That new girl wants to talk to you. I think she has a little crush on you."
>Sunset raises an eyebrow at you
>"What?"
"She... just talk to her."
>Sunset follows you back to your desk
>"DO U HAB A NICE BUSSI???!? :DDDD"
>"Do I... what?"
>Sunset glances at you, confused
>"YOUR BUSSI.... IS ID NICE!?!? :-DDDD ;-DD"
"My... is she talking about my... you know?"
>Sunset gestures toward her crotch
"I think? I honestly have no idea."
>Sunset glances between the two of you, confused
>"JUSD GIB ME DA BUSSI YOU FUGGN SLUD HOMO :-DDDDD LEDS FUGG :-DDDD"
>"I... I don't really know you that well, um... it seems kinda weird..."
>"UR BUSSI IS WEIRD :-DDDD so GIB IT 2 MMË :-DDD you FUGGN SHID ;-DDDDD"
>"I... I dunno..."
>"I JUSD WAND 2 FUGG U STUBID DYGE :DDDD BAGINA AND BAGINA :-DDDD"
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>>25411687
A-am I on drugs?
Or is this really like this?
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>>25411687
inb4 you're EqG
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>you will never put your face in eqgwf's delicious ponut.
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>>25409058

2 things, is that some SAO abridged in there? Also Doritos & mountain dew? Really?
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>>25411687
>"I... I'm just gonna go..."
>Twilight throws up her hands in fury
>"go 2 fuggn hell :-DDD dyge slud :-DDD"
>Then she turns to you, grabbing your shoulders
>"helb me get da bussi :-DDDD homo fäget ;DD"
"Um... I don't really know any lesbian girls... I mean, there's Moondancer, I guess... she's dated girls before..."
>"is her bussi niece? 10/10 gud bagina???? ;-DDDD??"
"I haven't seen her vagina, but she's pretty nice..."
>"I DON'D GIB A SHIDD :-DDDD I JUSD WAND HER BAGG :'DDDD"
>You furrow your brow, trying to understand her past her thick Finnish accent
"Alright, well... after class, I can--"
>"FUG U HOMO LED'S GO NÖWW >:DDD"
"I... are you sure?"
>"YES Ü MONGO FAGGLORD :-DDDD"
"Alright! Just calm down, holy shit."
>You hold up your hand
>"Yes, Anonymous?"
"Can I show Twilight around the school for a bit? She's curious about a few things, or something."
>Cheerilee shrugs
>"That's fine, I suppose. Just be back before the period ends."
>"I'LL BE BAG WEN UR PERIOD ENDS U SLÜD X-DDDDD FUGG :DDDD"
>You and Twilight stand up from your desks, and you lead her out into the main hall of the school, and the two of you head toward Moondancer's lab
"So... Moondancer's really nice, but she can be kinda shy. So be nice, okay?"
>"I'LL BULL ON UR BENIS HOMO :-DDD SHUDD THE FUGG UB XDDDDDD"
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>>25412685
>You still can't understand half of what she's saying
>Maybe her English isn't very good?
>Or maybe she's using Finnish words?
>You get to Moondancer's lab, where you knock on her door and wait impatiently as Twilight continues to jabber in her native language
>"fugg this skööl is fuggn shidddd XDDDD hällo where r tha dyges?? :DDD??"
>It really is wonderful to listen to her speak, though
>Finnish has such a melodic quality to it, you feel like you could listen to her all day
>You just wonder what she's really saying
>You bet it's something really pretty
>"HOLY FUGGGG WHY WON'D THIS HOMO OBEN THE DÖÖR?? X-DDDD"
>Finally, Moon opens up, looking like even more of a mess than she usually does
>Her hair is gathered into a messy pigtail on top of her head, and she has deep bags under her eyes
>She regards you and Twilight with curiosity
>"Um... hey? Who's this?"
"Twilight. She's a foreign exchange student from Finland."
>Moondancer's face lights up
>"Finland? I've been studying Finnish!"
"Really? What the fuck is she saying?'
>Moondancer turns to Twilight
>"hey u fuggn homo ;-)))))"
>Twilight's eyebrows go up in surprise
>"HOLY FUGGG U GÄN SPEEAG SUOMI U HÖMO?? SHIDD :_DDDDD"
>"yeah x-)))) i gan speag güd finnich... do u wand da bussy??? :-----)"
>"lol fugg :DDDD gib me da bagina :-DDDD"
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>>25412782
"Wait, what the shit is happening? I can't understand either of you. Are you just like saying hello?"
>"WAND ME 2 LIG UR BÜSSI?? :-PPPP LOL DYGES X-DDD"
>"u gan lig my bussy bud i have 2 ddö science 2 :-)))"
>"lel fugggg :DDDDD u wand a girl 2 lig ur bagina :-DDD ur hömo"
>"shid X-)))) so r ü"
>"FUGGGG :DDDDDD"
>Moondancer grabs Twilight by the hand and pulls her into the lab, not even bothering to shut the door
>She shoves Twilight onto an examination table, her hands going right for Twilight's skirt, slipping up her thighs and hooking her thumps under Twilight's panties
>"lol bandies X-)))))"
>"don'd löse thos u shiddd :DDDD I nëëd them :-DDD"
>"i won'd, u stupid gay dyge :-)))"
>Moondancer sticks the pair of underwear in her mouth, and carries it over to her desk
>"that's so gaeeee :-DDD"
>"ur gay :-)))"
>"lol lig my bussi u dyge slud X-DDD"
>"ogay :)))"
>Moondancer drops to her knees, her head going right for Twilight's crotch
>You can't see exactly what she's doing, as Twilight's skirt still covers the center of action, but the slurping sounds she's making are enough to cue you in
>"lol ur ligging my bagina :-DDDD ur homo now :-DDDD"
>"no ur the hoömo... you lige id u shid..."
>Twilight starts to shiver, and her eyes rolls back as she approaches orgasm
>"e-ebin :DDDD"
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>>25412782
This is fucking golden

>>25412889
>one off
fugggg :DDDDD
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>>25412782
>>25412889
Fucking moondancer, this shit is gold.
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Every post of this is a post that could have been traplight
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>>25412954
fug u homo :-DDDDDDDDD
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>>25412954
But Jeff is busy playing piano
r-right?...
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>>25412954
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>>25412954
I needed a little break from Traplight, man. If I don't make random dumb shit like this every once in a while, I'll burn out. There'll be plenty more trap stuff coming tomorrow.
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>>25412889
5/5 i gri ebridime :'DDD
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>>25413082
dangk meëm

>>25412889
>Moondancer pulls her head out from between Twilight's thighs, her mouth and cheeks coated in a viscous, clear liquid
>"lol ur bussi tastes lige shïd :-)))) fuggn shower u homo mongloid :-)))"
>"lel ur bussi brobly dastes lige ded fish :-DDD gill urself :DDD"
>"u wand 2 daste id??? ;-)))"
>"yis :DDD led me eat da büssii :DDD"
>The two girls swap places, and Twilight starts awkwardly fumbling with Moondancer's jeans and lab coat
>"Fuggg :DDDD y r u dressed lige a homo?? >X-DDDDD"
>"begus fug u :-)))"
>Finally, Twilight gains access to Moondancer's genitals, flinging her underwear unceremoniously across the room
>And then the cycle begins again, with Twilight making loud, disgusting slurping sounds as she laps at Moondancer's femininity
>Moon breaks back into English for a moment as she climaxes
>"S-son of a bitch... you are w-way too good at that..."
>"wud the fug did u say :-DDD stob speaging amerigan u fat börger >:DDDD"
>"ogay :-))) i said u ead da bussi güd u stubid homo dyge :-)))"
>"ur a dyge you... you dyge! XDDDDDD"
>"dyges are fuggn shid t. moöndancerr :-))))"
"So, um... are you ready to go back to class yet?"
>You're uncomfortable and sweaty and you have no idea what the fuck you're supposed to do now
>"no u hömo :DDD i wand bussi :DDD sgool is shidd :'DDDD"
"I, um... okay? Should I just tell Cheerilee you won't be coming back?"
>"tell her i'm eating her mum's bussi :DDD and 2 gill herself :---DDD"

alright I can't think up an ending I'm done
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>>25413115
>:----)))))d-dig soem1 fuggin sa....
>shid :DDDDDD
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>>25413115
Gylläbäs birisdi jonnen aamua, laidabbas nyd se es bois ja girjoda lisää dräblighttia :-DDDD
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>>25411859
Nope
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oh my fug wad is going on in dis dhread DDD:
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>>25414379
We /spurdo/ now :DD
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bumb :DDDD
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https://youtu.be/feoyqrjRhs8
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Where is everyone?
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>>25415132
Lurking
POST DYKESHIT
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>>25415154
Oops, I haven't saved any... I might have some but that shit belong to the porn dumps in /trash/
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UIUC application is done, let's see if I can do some nerdy high functioning autistic girl and her jock bully shit today or tomorrow.

wish me luck
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>>25415132
Busy writing greens for other threads.
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>>25409332
"Hey..."
>Brushing the hair out of your face, you manage to haul yourself back onto the couch, your abdomen aching from laughing so much
"We don't have to watch this if you don't want to..."
>"What? Nah, it's cool. I mean, we wanted stupid, right? It doesn't get much stupider than this."
"True. You don't think it's funny, though?"
>"Not really. My sense of humor a bit drier, I guess. All this goofy poop-and-violence humor doesn't do much for me."
"Huh."
>"I'm kinda surprised you like it so much. You always seem so... serious."
"What do you mean?"
>"I dunno. You just don't seem like the type who would laugh at this."
"I guess... I dunno. I guess even I can't be smart all the time."
>"Ain't that the truth."
"Hey!"
>You fake-punch him in the arm again, and he grins

>As funny as you find it, you have to admit that the show does get old after a little while
>With Anon's permission, you plug your laptop into his TV, and fire up some Ginga Eiyū Densetsu
>"Ginga what?"
"It means "Legend of the Galactic Heroes. It's easily one of the best -- if not THE best -- animes ever made."
>"High praise."
"It deserves it. Just watch."
>You sit back down on the couch, slightly closer than before, but still leaving half a cushion between you and Anon

>He seems impressed by the show, but you're worried he's not getting it
"You get it, right?"
>"I think? The empire is fighting the rebel guys?"
"They're not just rebels! They're a democratic allied force of planets! This isn't Star Wars!"
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>>25415465
>"Um... noted?"
"Sorry, I just... just watch. This show is really good, but you have to pay attention. It's really deep, there's a ton of social commentary, and character development, and... it's just really complex."
>"Like Evangelion?"
>He smirks at you, and you pretend to scowl, forcing yourself not to laugh
"I'll fucking kill you, I swear to God. Just watch the show."

>You get through about six episodes before you find yourself yawning
>Glancing down at you're watch, you find that it's only half past 11, but you're already dead tired
>Today has been one of those days that feels a lot longer than it really was, you guess
>Sensing your fatigue, Anon shuts the TV off, and starts to clear the pizza boxes, plates, and various snack wrappers away
>"I think I'm gonna head to bed."
"Yeah, same... fuck, I'm tired."
>You pat your stomach, feeling bloated from eating so much
>Yet, despite the abdominal pain, you're feeling pretty good
>You actually had fun, for the first time in... fuck, you can't even remember how long it's been
>Anon finishes clearing stuff away, and you force yourself to stand, letting him lead you to the front door
"Thanks for having me. Sorry I kinda just invited myself over, but--"
>"Nah, you're fine. We both needed this, I think."
"Yeah..."
>An awkward silence settles between the two of you, during which you manage to wrangle your hair back into a messy bun
"I'll see you on Monday, I guess?"
>"Yeah. Monday..."
"What's up?"
>"I was just thinking... how are we gonna deal with Trender now? If he tries to shit-talk Trixie... I'm serious, he might not make it out alive."
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>>25415559
"Oof... I... I don't know, honestly. Fuck, if he says anything bad about her..."
>You can feel adrenaline seeping into your chest at just the thought of it, of him gloating over getting your friend kicked out of school
>Anon might not even get the chance to kill him
"I guess just... try and keep a cool head. Remember that, at the end of the day, he's still just a huge fag who wouldn't have shit if it weren't for his father. Just... try to remember we're better than him."
>"It's hard to forget that."
"Heh. Anyway, just... we'll be careful. I guess. Maybe that's a stupid plan... in fact, it probably *is* a stupid plan, but... well, we'll just have to remember not to give him the satisfaction, I guess. And... it's not what Trixie would want."
>That seems to get to Anon more than anything else
>"Yeah... yeah, it's not. She wouldn't want me hurting someone for her. Not even Trender."
>He sighs, looking (for a moment) like an old man
>"Well... fuck it, we'll find a way. See you on Monday, Twi."
"Yeah, Monday. Take care of yourself, okay?"
>"Trying my best."
"And if you need to talk about anything, I promise, I'll listen."
>"Thanks. I do appreciate that, really. Talking probably won't help much at this point, honestly, but... thank you, Twilight."
>He gives you that awkward friend hug, holding his elbows at ninety degrees, and not really letting your chest touch his
>Despite the awkwardness, no, his touch leaves you feeling all tingly inside
>As subtly as possible, you adjust your sweatpants
>With a final goodbye, you head back to your car, hooking up your iPod and looking for a proper music selection for what you're currently feeling
>Unfortunately, upon looking through your playlists, you finally realize how dour your taste in music is
>Noise... noise... sludge...
>Jesus
>So you turn on the radio to the local hipster station, hoping for something pleasantly cheesy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_3vx3mnFtU
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>>25415132
they said something about hating you and left
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>>25415637

>That's... actually not that bad
>It's cheesy, sure, but... well, you're feeling cheesy right now
>You feel so giddy, so... happy
>Holy shit, you love actually being happy
>Are there actually people who feel like this all the time?
>Because this feels fucking amazing
>You don't even head home yet, despite your fatigue
>Instead, you spend an extra ten minutes just driving in circles, enjoying the cheesy acoustic pop music
>When you do get home, your mom is already asleep, so you have to tiptoe upstairs quietly
>Once you're door is closed, you undress yourself quickly, not wanting to go through the trouble of changing into pajamas
>And, when you turn towards the mirror in the corner of your room, you don't flinch, or cringe, or shiver...
>You... you actually don't mind what you see
>It's weird; you're perfectly aware that the reflection staring back at you is not beautiful, nor desirable, nor even natural
>But... it's you
>You allow yourself to stare for a moment, but turn away before the old feelings can come back, shutting off the lights
>When you collapse into bed, you find yourself peacefully asleep almost immediately, with no time for the worries that usually assault you late at night
>Your life is actually looking up

Pausing here until tonight
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>>25415805
Fucking hell, captcha was french fries and I want some now.
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>>25415273
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>>25415826
>And, when you turn towards the mirror in the corner of your room, you don't flinch, or cringe, or shiver...
I wish I knew that feel
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>>25415994
It's probably cause you don't have a mirror anon
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Bumping before bed, in case no one else is around at this hour.
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>>25416687
What timezone are you in?
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>>25408971
Trixie doesn't love Starlight. It's a line, not a rectangle.
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>>25415950
What exactly makes that post bait?
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>>25409234
AWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT NIGGA THIS IS MY SHOW
MY
FUCKING
SHOW
JEFF I LOVE YOU
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>>25417187
Gmt+2, I should be asleep, what am I doing...
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>>25417905
Go to sleep
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>>25417905
>>25418333
Trips declare you sleep child.
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>>25418333
Nice trips
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>>25418978
oh my
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>>25418978
lewd
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>>25419518
I NEED more TwiTwi
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>>25419697
You don't need more TwiTwi.
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>>25418978
>TFW this is your fetish.
>Having no face because fuck mobile.

May or may not dump trainerlight in a few hours, depends on if I finish in time. Tomorrow for sure.

In unrelated news, I'm going to make Moondancer in Fallout as a punch monk. Should be fun.
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>>25419732
You want to give me Deathsticks
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>>25419732
I still need twitwi
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>>25419742
>tfw you don't like sand
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>>25419735
Really excited for it man.
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>>25419849
>liking sand
>2015 BBY
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>>25419735
I really need to get that game
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GlimmerLight vs SunLight
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>>25420343
I don't know what those moonrunes say after "EqG" but I assume it's "I want to stick my face in your delicious ponut"
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>>25420230
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Where is Oneset
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>>25420721
I forgot about that story but I want to read more of it
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ded general
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What does scitwi do for fun?
other than studying and science
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>>25421209
clubbing baby seals
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we need to summon eqg
any ideas on how to do that?
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>>25421375
ask politely

that or post eqg lewd and eqg post
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>>25421375
I think I have a way to bring EqG back
I need to look into the details but I want to show EqG how much we want R9Klight, RfOlight and just EqG back
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>>25421461
>implying I left :^)
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New green I've been wanting to write for a while. Please let me know if you think it's worth continuing.

>You are Twilight Sparkle, honor student, aspiring musician, science enthusiastic, board game aficionado, and all-around geek
>Or, rather, that's who you normally are
>But today, you're just another freshman, cowering meekly as you stand before the entrance to Crystal Prep Academy
>Your first day of highschool
>The movies always made it seem like it'd be so much more fun than this, and so much less terrifying
>All around you, students file toward the building in uniform, chattering amongst themselves as if they already know each other
>It seems like you're the only one without someone to talk to
>You pull out your phone, and pretend to be having a very involved texting conversation as you head inside
>The place seems even bigger on the inside; huge, crystalline walls rise up along either side of you, decorated with all manner of banners, posters, and penants to celebrate the school's many achievements
>All of it serves to make you feel incredibly small
>Shining Armor told you that it would be really easy to make friends on your first day, but everyone seems so… shut off, really
>It seems like they're happy enough without you, why would you want to bug them?
>As you round the corner to the Freshman hallway, though, you spy a girl standing alone by her locker, her plum-colored face impassive as she roots through her books
>Her hair is done up in two huge, poofy pigtails, giving her both an air of childishness, but also of a sort of foppish confidence
>She probably wouldn't mind someone to talk to, you think to yourself
>Slowly, you creep up behind the girl, clearing your throat to get her attention
"A-ahem."
>She doesn't look up from her organizing, so you repeat the cough a little louder
"Ahem."
>The girl finally looks up, eyeing you with cold, calculating eyes from behind a pair of designer glasses
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>>25421984
>The girl finally looks up, eyeing you with cold, calculating eyes from behind a pair of designer glasses
>"You should really get that cough checked out. It makes you sound like an asthmatic."
"Um… w-what?"
>"I said don't cough on me. It's gross and it makes you look gross."
"Oh, um… sorry."
>The girl shrugs, and goes back to her work
"M-my name's Twilight. Twilight S-Sparkle. What's yours?"
>"Sugarcoat. But you shouldn't just walk up to people and introduce yourself like that. It makes you look like a total spaz."
"Um… s-sorry?"
>"And don't apologize so much. You look like a total doormat right now."
"S-sorry…"
>Sugarcoat just rolls her eyes, grabbing up her backpack
"W-wait? Um, d-do you want to hang out l-later?"
>"No."
"Y-you don't?"
>"That's what no means."
"O-oh… that's f-fine, I… I w-was just wondering."
>"Well now you know. Bye."
>And with that, she's gone, leaving you alone in the middle of the hallway

>Well, okay, your first attempt at friend-making was a bust
>But that was just one bad apple, right?
>You're sure there are plenty of other nice girls in this school
>In fact, you bet if you just keep your eyes open--
>"OOF!"
>You collide head-on with someone else, knocking you backwards onto your butt
"O-ow…"
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>>25421991
>Looking up, you find yourself staring into the very angry face of a girl with electric blue hair, and… goggles?
>"Hey! Why don't you watch where the hell you're going?"
"S-sorry! I j-just, um… uh…"
>"You just what, idiot? Huh? You just thought you'd charge around here like a fucking retard? Gah!"
>The girl slaps her hand into her face, furious
"I'm s-sorry! I w-was just trying to f-find someone… um… I d-didn't mean to…"
>You can feel tears welling in your eyes
>This day is not going how you wanted it to in the slightest
>Before this mean girl can see you crying, you jump to your feet and sprint down the hall, hoping to find somewhere to be alone
>You end up finding a bench in an empty hallway, where you curl up, biting your lip and trying really, really hard not to sob
>That'd be so embarrassing…
>"Hey, you alright?"
>Looking up, you find a girl with pink-and-green hair and a mellow, creamy complexion staring down at you
"Y-yeah… just… f-fell down, I'll b-be fine…"
>"Aww, that's good."
>The girl offers her hand to you, helping you to your feet
>Relief swells in your chest at having met someone nice, finally
>Once you're standing, the new girl places a hand against your shoulder… and shoves you backwards, where you slam into a row of locker
"Ah! Th-that hurt!"
>You cradle your now throbbing arm
>The girl throws her head back and laughs
>"Ha! Fucking idiot, you should have seen the look on your face! What a dork!"
"I'm not a dork… I'm n-not… p-please…"
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>>25422014
>The girl cups your cheek, her eyes suddenly wide and apologetic
>"Hey, I didn't mean it. You're actually not that bad. I really like your glasses, too. They're adorable."
"They're… w-what?"
>"I said they're FUCKING SHIT. You're the ugliest tramp that's ever walked in this school! Get fucking lost!"
>You cower in fear as she raises a hand to smack you
>"Aww yeah, Sour, kick her ass!"
>"I think she deserves a beating. It's the only way she'll learn to adjust."
>The two girls from earlier have entered the hallway now, and they watch as Sour prepares a slap to your face
>And then, as one, all three girls turn their heads as the sound of footsteps echoes down the halls
>You follow there eyes, seeing that a fifth figure has joined you
>The stranger's face is hidden by the hood of her sweatshirt, but her hoodie and leather pants are tight enough on her figure to reveal that she's definitely a girl
>"Oh, look who it is. Ms. Voodoo."
>The blue-haired girl steps forward, raising her fists
>"You want some too, creep? How about I tear that pretty little necklace of yours off, huh?"
>The stranger doesn't say anything at first, but then you hear it
>She's whispering something, but not in a language you've ever heard
>The blue-haired girl goes pale, taking a step back
>"H-hey, don't try any of that creepy voodoo shit on me! You know I d-don't believe in that garbage."
>Sugarcoat steps up behind her, speaking in a monotone voice
>"Even if you don't, Indigo, it's best not to take chances. After all, you know she kind of kids she hangs out with. She's bad news."
>"Bad news? She's… she's a loser. She's not even worth my time!"
>Indigo wipes sweat from her brow, backing away from the hooded stranger
>"Smell ya later, losers! I've got better sh-shit to do!"
>Trying to appear casual, she practically runs out of the hallway, with Sugarcoat behind her
>Sour lets go of you, patting your head
>"Your hair looks great today! Have a nice day!"
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>>25422019
>And with that, she's gone too, skipping down the hall after her friends
>The stranger folds her arms over her chest
"Um… th-thank you, wh-whoever you are…"
>She nods, pulling back her hood
>Her skin is an ashen gray, with strange little marks, almost like tattoos, around her eyes and across her cheeks
>Her hair is colored by alternating black and white stripes, shaved into an impressive mohawk
>Around her neck, she wears thick gold braces, giving her an elegant, regal, exotic look
>Her eyes are somewhere between haunting and beautiful, seeming to disassemble you under their gaze
>"As always, I am glad to help. But next time, stick up for yourself."
"R-right… w-wow…"
>You fold your arms over your stomach, worried you'll be sick
"Th-that was s-so scary…"
>"This school can be a dangerous place. You have to be strong, if you want to save face."
"I g-guess you're right…"
>You sink to your knees, the world spinning around you
"Wh-what's your name?"
>The girl doesn't answer, and when you look back up, she's gone

>Unfortunately, the rest of the day doesn't go much better
>In English class, everyone just talks over you when you try to bring up a discussion point about the Summer reading
>And then, in Chemistry lab, you end up getting paired with some girl who refuses to take her headphones off
>She won't even talk to you, she just bobs her head back and forth as the two of you practice using graduated cylinders
>Not that you need any help doing such baby-level science, but still, it'd be nice to talk to someone…
>After chem lab, you head to your algebra class, hoping you can find someone else who likes math to talk to
>You end up being seated next to a girl with curly, poofy purple hair
"H-hey. I'm T-Twilight."
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>>25422023
>She raises an eyebrow, staring at you as if you were a blob of pond scum that gained sentience
"Wh-what's your name?"
>"Just stop, mmkay? I don't want to be your friend, and pestering me isn't gonna make me like you, yeah?"
"I-if you say so… sorry…"
>"And don't apologize! Ugh, you're sooooo annoying, mmkay?"
"M-m-mkay…"

>Needless to say, by the lunch time, you're in a pretty bad mood
>You're dad always loved to tell you that you were "The Twiliest Twilight," whatever that means, and it was his favorite expression to use when she expected you to do your best
>"Just be the Twiliest Twi you can be, princess!"
>Well, today, you're not feel like the Twiliest Twilight anymore
>In fact, you feel like the least Twily a Twilight could possibly be, possibly even lower
>Your hopes for finding a friend aren't improved when you see the lunchroom completely packed with students you've never met, all of whom have formed their own little cliques already, which they've grouped themselves by
>So you find an unoccupied table -- the only unoccupied table -- in the corner of the room, and sit down to eat
>Don't cry, Twilight
>Just eat the sandwich your mom made you -- peanut butter and banana, your favorite -- and pretend it doesn't bother you
>Just don't cry
>Don't cry…
>You feel someone tap you on the shoulder, and look up to see a girl who's almost the spitting image of the one from earlier
>She's slightly shorter, and wears an opal necklace instead of a golden one
>And her hair is shaved only on one side, leaving half of it flowing down to her shoulders, where the tip are gelled into spikes
>"Excuse me, strange girl. I think you've found za wrong table."
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>>25422034
"O-oh… I'm r-really sorry, I…"
>"Ease up, Quill. She means us no ill."
>That voice…
>Behind the other girl, Quill, steps the girl from earlier
>The one who saved you
>She eyes you with curiosity, but her face breaks into an easy, calming smile
>Those eyes seem to warm you as she regards you, guiding her friend to the other end
>"It's no trouble if this girl sits with us. Come no, don't make a fuss."
>The two girls sit across from you, both placing bagged lunches in front of themselves
>The girl from this morning speaks up first, the ghost of her smile still on her face
>It's strange, you can practically feel the nervousness evaporating out of you
>Something about her is so… calming, so friendly
>"So… your name is Twilight, is that right?"
"Y-yes… wait, h-how? How d-did you kn-know?"
>The girl's eye sparkles
>"I'm quite observant."
>Her friend Quill speaks up again, nudging her
>"What, no rhyme for zat one, Z?"
>She seems to whistle through her teeth on the "th" sounds
>"Oh shut up. I can't always… um, come up. With rhymes."
>Her friend chuckles, and the girl shares in her smile
>"My name is Zecora, I'm a junior here. I'd guess you're in your freshman year?"
"Y-yeah. F-first day…"
>"Ah, yes, I understand your fear. Mine was worse, and was only last year. I moved here from far away, but… I suppose that's a story for another day."
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>>25422037
"I s-see… thank you, Z-Zecora…"
>"Again, there's no need to mention it. I only need you to pay attention to… it?"
>She frowns, and Quill chuckles again
>"You're getting better, but very slowly."
>Zecora gives you a look like the two of you are sharing some secret joke
>"Don't mind her, of course. She's only jealous, because her rhymes are the worst."
>"At least I don't need to show off my skills. My tahlent speaks for itself."
"T-talent? What's yours?"
>You immediately shut your mouth, worried that you just interrupted the girl's conversation, but Zecora just smiles
>"Show her, Q. But not too loud. I'm sure you wouldn't want to "show off" for this crowd."
>Zecora winks at you again, inviting you to join her joke, and you find yourself returning her smile
>Quill, meanwhile, has her eyes closed
>Her lips part just a fraction, and a single, clear note escapes her lips, gradually devolving into a warble as she shifts to a different pitch, then to another
>Her song is mellow, slow, and almost unearthly in its tone; Quill manages to hold the music for almost a minute and a half without breathing
>When she finishes, you can't help but applaud, making the girl blush
>Its strange, the straps on her face don't change curl with her blush, they stay as gray as ever
>Maybe they're tattoos?
>Zecora nods approvingly
>"As you can see, my talent lies with words, while Quill loves melody. Together we… um… damn."
>She whacks the table, and this time you and Quill join together in laughter
>It's only then that you notice a fourth member seated at the table
>Like Zecora, he's wearing a hoody, and it's enough to show off quite of a bit of his broad shoulders and layers of muscle
>Quill nods toward him
>"Welcome, Olive."
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>>25422014
I am really depressed right now and I don't have the energy to read past this but it seems good
Also your writing style looks familiar
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>>25422042
>The boy nods, but stays silent, his face almost completely hidden by his hood
>Quill nods toward you
>"Zis is Twilight Sparkle. She is Zecora's new friend."
>The boy, Olive, nods again, but still says nothing
>Zecora leans across the table, dropping her voice to a mock whisper
>"He is usually not one to speak. But I guarantee you, he is kind underneath."
"Do… um… d-do those words even rhyme?"
>You glance at Quill, who's trying to suppress a chuckle
>"They so do rhyme! As well as, um, thyme and lime!"
>Zecora's blushing now, a pink hue lurking beneath her strange stripe marks
>You burst out laughing, but Zecora slams her fists on the table, jumping to her feet
>"Nobody laughs at me! Unless they're hoping to be beat!"
>Your entire body freezes
>Oh God, oh God…
>The first friend you made, and now you pissed her off
>Holy shit, she's terrifying
>You shrink back in your seat, wringing your hands
"I'm s-sorry Z-Z-Z-Zecora… I j-just… I th-th-thought it was f-funny…"
>"Funny!? That was an absolute disgrace! The real thing that's funny--"
>Zecora bends in close now, whispering in your ear
>"Is the look on your face."
"H-huh?"
>Zecora howls with laughter, collapsing back into her seat
"W-what… I th-thought you w-w-were mad…"
>"Twilight… Twilight… you're… you're crazy, girl…"
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>>25422047
>Zecora can barely get the words out, she's laughing so hard
>It's your turn to blush now, but you're smiling nonetheless
>You've finally found friends!
>"Twilight. Twilight. Listen to me, for a moment."
>Zecora touches your hand, her fingers smooth and warm against your knuckles
>A tiny little friendship-tingle travels up through your arm, settling in a cozy little niche between your shoulder blades
>"Twilight, you're a wonderful girl. But you need to start sticking up for yourself."
"W-wonderful? I, um… w-wow, um… w-wait, what?"
>"Given what I saw earlier today, I'd say you have trouble keeping bullies away?"
>She mouths "nailed it" to herself
"I… I d-dunno… I d-d-don't think those girls w-were bullies… th-they just were m-mad about something, or… um…"
>Zecora shakes her head
>"No Twilight, I'm serious. You can't let girls like them walk all over you."
"B-but… I c-can't fight them."
>"What do you mean?"
"I m-mean… l-l-look at me… I'm s-so skinny… s-so weak…"
>"Maybe on the outside. But it doesn't take much to scare away weak people like them. You just need to look them in the eye…"
"L-look them in the eye…"
>"Hold your hands up…"
>Zecora stands up, holding her hands in something that looks vaguely like a gang sign
"H-hold my hands up…"
>You try to imitate her, but you just feel like an idiot
>"And then you ask, "What the fuck you trying to do!? You trying to step to me!?"
>Zecora shoves an imaginary enemy away from her, her eyes pure fury
>You try to replicate it, but end up just flailing your arms in front of you
"I, um… s-still don't feel like I get it…"
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>>25422055
>Zecora pats you on the back
>"Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it. The next time they try to mess with you, just let it out. And, um… something, something, shout."
>You nod, determined
"I… I w-w-will! I p-promise!"
>Zecora grins, ruffling your hair
>The spot she touches feels warm and tingly, just like your hand did
>Is this what friendship feels like?
>Because this feels pretty good

>You leave the cafeteria with a smile on your face, trying to resist the temptation to skip down the halls to your next class
>You promised Zecora you'd meet her after school, to hang out with her and her friends
>This is great!
>You're… you're being social!
>Fuck it, you're skipping to class
>Tucking your bucks under your arm, you hop down towards your history class, your shoes squeaking against the linoleum floor
>Happy as you are, you don't even notice the snickering following you
>After your history class, you have Intro to Programming, and then you're done of the day
>You practically sprint up to your locker in your hurry, throwing your books inside your backpack and rushing towards the front doors to meet up with Zecora
>But after you get about halfway to the exit, though, you find your path blocked by Indigo, Sugarcoat, and Sour
>"Hey! You look really good in your uniform!"
"U-um… c-c-can I h-help you with something?"
>"Yeah, you sure can! Getting your ass beat!"
>Sour claps her hands in excitement, and Indigo advances toward you
>"I don't like seeing anyone hang around that creepy zebra. Stupid striped bitch, strutting around like she's hot shit. She isn't fit to--"
>Indigo's face goes pale, and you look behind you to notice Zecora standing in the middle of the hall, her hood up
>"What the fuck do you want," Indigo says
>She grabs you roughly by the arm, smirking
>"Looking for your little bitch toy? Well too bad, she's mine now."
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>>25422057
>Zecora doesn't say anything in response
>Instead, you see her eyes gleaming from beneath her hood as she stares at you… and nods her head
>She's giving a signal
>A signal to do what?
>Her words from earlier flash through your mind
>"Look them in your eye… hold your hands up… and then ask…"
"W-w-who the f-fuck do you think y-you are?"
>You twist out of Indigo's reach
>"Huh?"
"I s-s-said… wh-who the fuck do y-you think you're t-t-trying to step to? B-b-b-b… b-b-bitch!?"
>"What the FUCK did you just call me?"
>Indigo takes a threatening step toward you, and you flinch reflexively
>Yet, at the same time, you manage to shove your arms away from your body, catching Indigo in the chest
>She goes tumbling backwards, more out of surprise then out of the strength of your shove
>With a loud "oof," she lands painfully on her ass
>"H-hey! You fucking dork, what the hell are you--"
"Y-yeah! G-g-g-get f-fucking… um… wrecked! B-b-bitch!"
>You try to imitate Zecora's gang signs, but end up making something that looks more like the Vulcan salute
"Th-think before you t-t-try to s-step to me! Y-yeah!"
>Indigo glances between you and Zecora as she stands up
>"Uh… yeah, fuck this. You two can go… do whatever the fuck. Goddamn zebra. Get fucking bent."
>Sugarcoat sniffs disapprovingly
>"Wow Indigo. You really let her kick your ass. Pretty pathetic."
>Indigo shoves Sugarcoat and storms past her
>Sour gives you a friendly wave goodbye, and the three girls disappear
>You're left standing there, shaking, covered in a shocking amount of sweat
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>>25422061
>Zecora appears behind you, slinging an arm around your shoulders
>From up close, she smells… good
>Like, really good
>Espresso with a hint of chocolate, and a little exotic spice
>You find yourself calm down almost immediately
>And then, without realizing it, your head is on her shoulder, and you're shaking
"Th-that… that w-w-was…"
>"You did good, Twilight, I'm impressed. Though your intimidation techniques were, erm, not the best."
"I kn-know, but… holy sh-sh-shit, I f-feel so strong… I f-feel so alive."
>Zecora grins, wrapping you in a tight hug
>Tall as she is, your face ends up resting against her collar, and you take another long whiff of her
>More friendship tingles race up through your nostrils, making you shiver in delight
>"So? You want to come with Quill and me, still?"
"Y-yeah… totally."
>Zecora grins, genuinely pleased
>"Excellent. It won't be anything interesting, I hope you don't mind."
"N-no… it s-seems like everything with you is interesting… h-heh…"
>Zecora blinks, and a tiny bit of blush appears on her cheeks
>"I appreciate that very much, I hope you know. Now, if you don't mind…"
>Zecora takes your hand in hers, her warm, slender fingers giving you a firm squeeze as she pulls you toward the exit
>"Let us go."
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>>25422069
And that's it for tonight. Any feedback, or even just letting me know you're reading, is super appreciated.
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>>25422069
Eh, it's pretty good.
The stutter get's a bit annoying and Twilight is being super cringey but it's nice so far.
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>>25422069
>Stalkerlight goes hood
Shit my sides. Thank you Jeff?
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>>25421984
New green is always good
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>>25423510
>tfw there will never be a eqg spinoff
>tfw pony twilight will never be the equivilent of celestia
>tfw it will never focus on scitwi and sunset
>tfw there will never be awkward love episode where sunset has to explain to pony twilight that she is dating scitwi
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>>25423669
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We ded general now, page 10 again.
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>>25423701
I unironically ship Jon Stewart and Twilight
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>>25425287
We are not dead a lot of us are just busy with school or work
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>>25425659
Sugarlight when?
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>>25425757
I want this too
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>>25425507
I know, things just get slow from time to time and it hurts.
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>>25425507
It's mostly the sparity threads being spammed every other minute.
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Gonna begin at 7 CDT if I'm not having dinner by then. Things could get interesting.

In the meantime, have a bully abusing her prey.

Sugarlight or Bullylight when
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>>25426566
My body is ready
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>>25426852
Your body is not ready.
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>>25426872
I still want some Death Sticks
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>>25426872
No u
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>>25426566
Heading out to dinner, lads. See you soon.
Feel free to post green if you so need to while I'm gone.
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>>25427366
See ya tonight
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>>25427366
now I am hungry
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>>25427652
That sucks
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>>25427366
>>25427652
What is scitwi's favorite food
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I am back. Writing post #1 right now.
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>>25428464
kill yourself desu senpai XXDDDDDD
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>>25428473
fug :DDDDDDDD
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I won't let those monkeys kill this thread too
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Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down.
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there.
And let me tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

>By some miracle, the rest of the day isn't really all that bad.
>You're mostly ignored throughout, which is so much better than how you're usually treated.
>After you complete your third class of the day, you make your way towards the front doors, sack lunch in hand and to the bleachers as Indigo instructed.
>Typically, you don't go off campus for lunch, as you have no way of really going anywhere due to your lack of a car and lack of friends to go with.
>You take a deep breath before pushing the doors.
>As you head out and make your way towards the bleachers, your muscles begin to tighten up, your heart beating faster as you walk.
>You consider the possibilities of your meeting her.
>Knowing Zap, this just might be her luring you for a beating.
>Though then again, she has been awfully nice to you over the past week, even defending you from a bully.
>For all you know, however, this could be a ruse; an act.
>You could avoid this. You could just simply turn around and head back to your lab and eat alone as usual.
>That would be quite rude of you, though...
>But if being rude saves you from getting hurt again...
>"Hey."
>Too late.
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>>25409234
>twi is a dokuro-chan fag
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>>25428464
fuck yeah
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>>25428623
Being under bleachers is shady
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>>25428623
>Indigo is leaning against one of the beams, arms crossed.
>You begin to back up, turn around and leave, but not before you feel something grab you by the shoulder, causing you to yelp.
>"Whoa whoa whoa, hold on a sec."
>You turn around and feast your eyes upon the beast.
>"Like I said before, I'm not gonna hurt you, dude. "
>You begin to shift your eyes around the perimeters, still strongly considering leaving.
"I-I don't know...what if t-t-this is a prank or something?"
>Indigo shakes her head.
>"Nope. Not a prank, not a joke. No bullshit. I promise I'm not gonna hurt you. Just calm down. Everything's fine."
>You breath, still having that creeping feeling of anxiety you had when coming here.
>You're still thinking of leaving, but...what if she's being sincere?
>It would be out of character for her, but maybe, just maybe...
>Indigo slouches down and sits on the ground.
>You take the cue and sit next to her, taking out your lunch consisting of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, apple slices and bottled water following.
>You begin to nervously eat, still prepared to flee if anything goes wrong.
>"Man, it's beautiful out today," says Indigo.
"Y-Yeah. Not a cloud i-i-in the sky," you reply, followed by a swig of water.
>"I know, right? And it's not too hot out, either. It'd be perfect to just be out. Shame that school had to start back up again."
>A minute of silence passes.
>You're still quite puzzled about what's going on.
"I-I don't understand. Why do you want to h-h-have lunch with me, Indigo? I thought you hated me..."
>Zap gazes into your eyes.
>"I dunno, dude. I mean, I've seen you sitting by yourself at lunch ever since we got here, and I thought it'd be nice if you had someone to chill with."
"B-B-But I thought you hated me. I don't understand why you're being so nice to me. S-S-Shouldn't you be b-b-beating me up or something right now?"
>Indigo sighs.
>"Yeah, about that..."
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>>25428869
She pities you Twi
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>>25428869
>You notice Indigo grab her backpack, seemingly looking for something.
>"Ah, here it is...", she says as she grabs the object.
>She hands you a comic book, but this isn't just any comic...
"Whoa," you say. "T-This isn't..."
>Indigo chuckles.
>"Yup. Power Ponies #6. First printed in 1965."
>You scan the comic, featuring all six main characters fighting their arch nemesis, which is in a plastic protector.
>It was the first issue to feature the Mane-iac.
"I-Indigo, this is...do you know how much something like this could go for?"
>"Huh? Uhh, I'd imagine a lot."
>You chuckle.
"A lot? This exact issue was auctioned off last year. The winning bid was something like $1.2 million!"
>"Whoa, really? Shit."
"Where did you get something like this?"
>"That? My Dad gave that to me a few years ago. He bought it when he was a kid."
>You continue to look at the issue, your eyes beaming at the beauty.
>"Oh, and uhh, I want you to have it.
>Indigo smiles at you, and for some reason, the smile feels genuine.
"R-Really?"
>"Yeah, man! It's all yours."
>What in the world is going on right now?
>This is definitely not the Indigo you know...
"T-Thanks, but... why?"
>Indigo sighs once again.
>"Well, I, uhh, kinda wanted to, eh..."
"Um...
>"Shit. I'm giving you that because well..."
>Time continues to move.
>indigo
>"Ah, fuck it. I'm giving that to you because I'm sorry. I'm...shit."
"S-Sorry? About what?"
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Promised I'd dump today so I'm going to shoot my load then leave. Feel free to keep posting OP!
http://pastebin.com/xatdzNKp
>What the heck just happened?
>DID any of that happen?
>Oh Arceus... The things you've done! The thing they SAW!
>You think you're going to puke.
>Why are you only now realizing how messed up everything that just happened was?
"S-Spike, are you and Trixie okay?"
>"Bark Bark!"
>You share a collective frown.
"Well... it was nice while it lasted."
>T:"Trixies head hurts..."
"Yeah... I'm going to go chase down Moondancer. Could you come with me? I'm feeling a little weak."
>She nods, helping you onto Spikes back.
>T:"Trixie will keep you safe always, she promises!"
>You chuckle awkwardly as Spike and her start walking.
"That's very... Noble of you?"
>She crosses her arms, grinning."
>T:"Would you expect anything less from the GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE?"
>You shake your head.
"Wouldn't dream of it. Maybe if I'm lucky that can continue into the future?"
>She blushes, rolling her eyes.
>T:"If your GIRLFRIEND is fine with that, Trixie will think about it... Moondancer is your LESBIAN lover correct?"
>Oh god, the penis thing wasn't a dream, was it?
"L-lover is a strong word... but if you're asking if we're two young women who are interested in each other... Yes?"
>Trixie sighs so hard you're shocked a lung doesn't pop out.
>T:"G-good! Trixie just wanted to clarify for... reasons."
>You look in opposite directions, unable to look at each other.
>This is terrible-
>T:"Trixie refuses to stop liking you, for any reason."
"Uh... Thanks?"
>T:"No, she means... Earlier you said Trixie was acting like a child, and you were right. Trixie sincerely hopes you and Moondancer are happy together, forever."
>She manually turns your head to make sure you're paying attention.
>T:"But Trixie refuses to stop feeling the way she feels. If... if we do travel together, you can't tell her to get over you. These are Trixies terms, and Moondancer has to agree to them too!"
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>>25429279
Nah, it's fine. I'll wait for you to finish. Need to fix up this next post, anyway.
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>>25429279
>You think it over for a little bit before nodding.
"That's fair."
>T:"Good. Then let's find her already!"
>Spike picks up pace, passing by waves of unconscious pokemon.
>Turning a sharp corner, you spot Pinkie and Moony with a single MUPPET grunt pinned under Gummys foot.
>A wave of conflicting emotions hit you when your eyes meet hers.
"H-hey guys! Are you okay?"
>Moony gives you a shakey smile.
>M:"Twilight, you won't BELIEVE the pokemon I've caught in the last twenty minutes! Something knocked them all out a little while ago, it's been crazy!"
>Finally reaching them, Spike lowers you to your feet.
"What about our friend here? Is he the only one you found?"
>"No, I'm the last..."
>Pinkie rolls her eyes.
>P:"I TOLD them chases made Gummy hungry! They should have cooperated!"
>M:"Luckily I missed that part..."
>P:"Don't jump the gun now, he hasn't TALKED yet!"
>She pats Gummys belly playfully.
>P:"He ALWAYS has room for dessert!"
>You lean into Moonies ear.
"I wonder if all champs are Edge Lords, or just her?"
>She giggles.
>"I TOLD you already! We're trying to unite the pokemon world!"
>T:"Trixie thinks that sounds like a world domination plan!"
>"This universe is flawed, we only want to fix it!"
"You're not doing yourself any favors right now."
>They begin clanking their helmet on the floor.
>"You just don't understand! You haven't SEEN the big picture!"
>M:"Then stop speaking in riddles and TELL US!"
>"Your multiverse is a quagmire damn it! You're ALL on the verge of extincting each other every few years! Are you fucking happy now?"
>Their collar begins to flash before a loud 'Chik' sounds, separating their head from their neck. Though metal plates cover the meaty bits, you can see fire and smoke leaking out of the suit and helmet.
>P:"...Weeeeeeell, that's traumatic!"
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>>25429325
>T:"Did Trixie just watch another person die, or was that a robot? Please tell Trixie that was a robot!"
"It was definitely a robot."
>There's no chance that was a robot...
>M:"What did they mean by... well, all of that?"
>P:"Who knows, bad guys always talk like that. What I DO know is my monthly vacation is canceled! I'll go make sure the Captain is okay, you guys should go back to your rooms or whatever."
>She hops on Gummy and rides away.
>The three of you and Spike share an awkward silence as the adrenaline dies down, leaving you with the smell of burning flesh.
"Uh... Pinkies right, we should go rest."
>They all eagerly agree, briskly walking to the nearest elevator.
>Turns out Trixie's on the same floor as yours, but it might be best to get some space.
>You and Moondancer need to talk, even if you're dreading it.
>Spike opts to hang with Trixie, and you really don't blame him. Mind reading has its major down sides.
>Moondancer shyly clutches your hand as you make your way to the room, clearly nervous.
>M:"I need a shower first, after that... it's up to you."
>You nod.
"Okay."
>You try the dry sauna in hopes that it will help calm your nerves. It sort of works, but not nearly enough.
>Sooner than you'd like, the time is upon you. Sitting opposite of each other on the bed, you gather your courage.
"So... about what happened... back there."
>M:"Yeah, about all of that..."
>You both start to tear up.
>Both:"I am SO sorry- What?"
"Why are YOU apologizing? I broke your nose completely unprovoked!"
>M:"Yeah, but AFTERWARDS I sucker punched you AND... sexual assaulted you."
>Moondancer tosses her glasses onto the bed to get better access to her eyes.
>You place a hand on either side of her face, staring into her eyes.
"I'm going to say something I never thought I'd say."
>She nods.
"Moondancer, YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!"
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>>25429352
>She quivers her lip.
>M:"I know..."
"No! I mean, all you did was defend yourself and kiss me. You're so wrapped up in kicking yourself you're ignoring the legitimately bad stuff I did!"
>She stares at the blanket beneath her, unable to make eye contact.
"So... Let's try this again. I'm so sorry for everything that happened back there. None of that was who I am, but for some indescribable reason I went off the handle. Can you ever forgive me?"
>She squeezes your hand tightly.
>M:"I wasn't mad at you in the first place, but you're forgiven."
>You hold her close, so unbearably relieved not to be hated.
>M:"One... okay I guess TWO conditions though."
>Uh oh.
>M:"One... we have to reset back to the way we were before that happened. I don't want to skip the romance... I want to have a by the books relationship."
"Thank goodness! I feel the same way."
>M:"Number two... Um... In the future, when we do some of the more 'advanced relationship' stuff... No penis stuff please?"
>You swear all your blood pools in your face at once.
"NO PROBLEM, UNDERSTOOD!"
>M:"I mean, don't feel bad about it! I meant what I said... about it being okay if it was you... and it felt amazing! Just... it's something I've tried now and I never want to again."
"Oh my god Moondancer SHUT UP! I get it!"
>You playfully punch her in the arm, sharing a good laugh.
>M:"So... it's official though right? I get to call you my girlfriend?"
"Hmmmm..."
>You pounce on her, tickling her sides.
"I'd be honored!"
>She wraps her arms around you, nuzzling into your hair.
>M:"You're so fucking corny! <3"
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>>25429396
>Shortly afterwards, the Captain announces the S.S. ANNE is turning around due to 'Several unfortunate events.'
>Sadly, this means continuing your trip through Kanto in the morning.
>You spend the rest of your night cuddling and chatting. Moondancer prefers to be big spoon, so you get the added bonus of warm breasts on your back.
>Even if it is through a shirt, they're super squishy and pleasant.
>After what feels like an acceptable period of time, you bring up the situation with Trixie.
>At least, most of it. You don't want her to feel guilted into bringing her along, so you decide to wait for Trixie to ask in the morning.
>M:"I new she liked girls! No one that good with their hands could evade my gaydar!"
"Didn't I evade said gaydar?"
>M:"Oh shush!"
"Well? What do you think?"
>Moondancer shrugs as she plays with your hair.
>M:"She has good taste in women."
"You're not even a LITTLE jealous?"
>M:"Twi, we're going to meet THOUSANDS of people who will like you over our adventure! Do you think I'm going to jealous of all of them?"
"T-thousands?"
>M:"Give or take! The point is, I don't OWN you. I'm lucky I got this far, I'm not about to ruin it by being too possessive. I trust you."
>She puts her nose partially into your hair, taking tiny wiffs discretely.
>You relax yourself, absorbing the affection like a sponge. You could really get used to this 'snuggling with people not pokemon' thing.
"What did I ever do to win over a girl like you?"
>She giggles, nuzzling deeper into your messy bun.
>M:"I was JUST asking myself the same thing."
>To your mutual disappointment, a knock on the door interupts your moment. Spike lets himself in and plops himself onto a pokemon bed that he PROBABLY put on your tab.
"You could have just shared the bed with us Spike..."
>He shrugs before poking the button on Chesters ball, releasing him.
>Spike points to your bed and barks, sending Chester to snuggle up with Moony.
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>>25429432
>After that the night slips away from you, slumber filling the void until morning.
>The Captain announces the arrival of the ship back in Vermilion, waking you all up at once.
>You catch a glimpse of Chester curled up like a sandshrew on Moondancers face before she shoos him off. Needless to say your heart flutters a little at the dorkiness.
>Sadly you don't have time for all the cuteness this morning, ship staff are rather harsh about disembarking times.
>It doesn't bother you too much though, that was by FAR the best sleep you've ever had!
>You get changed one after another into your trainer outfits and head out to the docks.
>As expected, Trixie and Rose are waiting for you outside. She has a line of fans asking for signatures and pictures with her exotic pokemon.
>When she spots the four of you, she pauses the line and waves you over.
>T:"Welcome friends! Trixie has decided she wishes to join your ragamuffin group of adventurers! Do you accept this generous offer?"
>You turn to Moony, who ponders for a moment.
>M:"And what do WE get out of it?"
>Trixie is taken aback, clearly not expecting to get haggled with.
>T:"Uh... Trixie could pay you? She's no longer hurting for money!"
>M:"Nah, I think we're all set on cash."
>Trixie looks around, clearly unsure of what to offer.
>T:"T-Trixie offers friendship! Surely the friendship of the GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE is good enough!"
>Moondancer laughs, scratching you between the shoulder blades.
>M:"I see why you like her Twi, she's funny!"
>T:"Trixie is NOT joking!"
>M:"Well, I GUESS I'll accept that offer... on ONE condition!"
>Trixie scowls at her as the fans start whispering.
>T:"Trixie's listening."
>Moondancer extends her hand.
>M:"You let me hold Steven until we get to the gym, deal?"
>T:"Trixie isn't leaving a single fan without an autograph! You will hold him on our way back through Cerulean when I'll be able to keep an eye on him!"
>They shake on it.
>M:"Deal."
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>>25429463
>You tell Trixie to meet you at the pokecenter later, then head into town.
"Did you really have to put her through that? It was a little over dramatic."
>M:"Trial by fire, I'VE barely talked to her after all. I wasn't about to agree unless I thought I'd enjoy her company!"
"And?"
>M:"She's a good person, and a strong trainer. I'm looking forward to getting to know her."
>You smile, returning her previous back scratch.
"I think you will too."
>M:"Onto business! This next gym is for electric types, so prepare yourself."
"Thanks, want to watch each others battles?"
>M:"You think I'd let you miss it? Of course we're watching each other battle!"
>You grab each others hands like they do in your Kantonese animes in a sudden wave of nerdiness.
>Shortly afterwards, you find yourself in front of the gym! The only obstical is a tiny 6 foot tree blocking the entrance through the gate.
"Oh noooooo, how are we EVER going to get past such a formidable sapling?"
>Moondancer tosses out a pokeball, unleashing the pawniard from last night.
>M:"Cut her down Bishop!"
"No! Leave the poor tree alone, I like it."
>Moondancer halts Bishop, blushing deeply.
>M:"Sorry Bishop... maybe next time?"
>He crosses his knives in disappointment as she calls him back.
>You all just squeeze around the innocent tree, making your way to the gyms door.
>Inside you see a sea of trash cans, and a couple of small tesla coils acting as a barrier from accessing the gym leader.
>"Look, I'm TELLING you, this is going to be great! I got the idea from that game I'm addicted to, puzzles are totally awesome!"
>"*Sigh* Okay fine, at least we might get some practice in for once!"
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>>25429509

Puzzles! Japes! Spaghetti! We have it all!
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>>25429566
Yup, you hit the nail on the head.
Done for the night guys! Hope you enjoyed the speed dump.
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>>25429176
>Indigo appears to shake a bit, obviously with something on your mind."
>"Y'know, all the awful shit I've done to you over the years? Like that cut and, I...god fucking dammit, how do I go about this..."
>Indigo is sorry?
>This HAS to be some sort of joke.
>It has to be!
"I, uh...I don't understand. W-Why are you apologizing to me?"
>The athlete sighs.
>"Look, Twilight. I...fuck, this is hard."
>She sighs again.
>"I dunno. I guess I was just thinking, after that thing a few weeks ago...fuck, I don't know how to put this into words."
>She groans.
>"I don't exactly know WHY. But yeah, I am sorry. And I'm not bullshitting. I truly am. Guess I had a change of heart or something."
>She chuckles.
>"Fuck, I'm a terrible person..."
>She sighs and looks down.
>"I always claim I'm a good person, but good people don't go about cutting people's faces or harassing them. I guess I'm deluding myself."
>She sighs once more.
>"I can't stand myself sometimes..."
>This is definitely a lot to take in, but for some reason...you believe her.
>You believe that she's genuinely sorry.
>You scuttle up to Zap.
"Indigo?"
>"Yeah, man?"
"I, um...I forgive you."

for some reason I have the impression that this is happening way too quickly
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>>25429643
aaaaand forgot name
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>>25429643
>>Indigo appears to shake a bit, obviously with something on your mind."
obviously something on HER mind, i meant
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>>25429643
>...
>"You...forgive me?"
>You play with your fingers a bit.
"Y-Yes. I do."
>Indigo chuckles.
>"Shit, Twilight. I'm among the LEAST deserving of your forgiveness. You should still be hating my guts right now."
"I, uh, don't know about that. I don't hate you."
>Indigo rubs the back of her head.
>"You don't hate me? That's, uh, kinda surprising. Why?"
>You sigh, taking a deep breath so you don't botch this.
>For the first time, your nerves evaporate around your bully.
"Because, well, hate's kinda a strong word. And you did seem genuine in your apology."
>You sigh.
>"Look, Indigo. Your behavior has really confused me over the past week. I mean, I don't understand a lot of behavior anyway, me being who I am, but still...you've been so nice to me. You came over to my house, and we sort of connected with similar interests. You actually seemed to take interest in my things. You defended me against Suri..."
>You take a breath.
>"I remember after the... thing that happened a few weeks ago. Just before things got bad, you saved me. You may very well have saved my life. And, er, I'd like to thank you for that."
>Indigo shoots you a look.
>"No problem, but I still don't get it. You REALLY shouldn't be forgiving me based on all the shit I've done to you. And let happen to you. I seriously don't."
>You get a bit closer.
>Eye contact, keep it.
"I can't exactly explain it, but I do forgive you. I used to always be afraid of you, but over the past week and based on what happened today... I don't think you're that bad, Indigo."
>"So, uh, you saying that I deserve a second chance or something?
>You nod.
"I suppose you could say that."
>Indigo appears to have...tears in her eyes?
>"That's the nicest thing someone's said to me in a long time..."
>Before you know it, you're glomped by her.
>"Thank you, man."
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>>25430025
>It takes a bit to process what's going on, but you quickly accept the hug.
"Y-You're welcome."
>You and Indigo release, and Zap regains composure.
>"Shit, man. I feel SO undeserving of this..."
>You shrug.
"Eh, don't be. Indigo, you've really showed me that you're not that bad over the last week. And the fact that you actually apologized to me... I think you do, in fact, deserve it."
>"Really? Shit, dude. Thanks."
>A few seconds later, you two begin to laugh.
"That was pretty sappy, wasn't it?"
>"You could say that again."
"That was pretty...wait a minute."
>You two share another laugh.
>"Hey, Twilight."
"Y-Yeah?"
>"You hyped for the new Star Wars?"
"Hyped is definitely an understatement..."
>And for the rest of lunch, you two talk Star Wars.
>To your surprise, you and Indigo have quite a bit in common.
>And an even bigger surprise, you're actually enjoying spending time with her out with her!
>Sure, you might be dominating the conversation a bit, as you tend to do like a true aspie when it comes to your interests, but Indigo doesn't seem to mind.
>She does, however, chip in every now and again. Mostly asking you questions.
>Your phone goes off, and you grab it and check it.
>It's a text from Mom, telling you that once again she can't pick you up and that you'll have to take public transit.
>"Hey, I can drive you home after school, if you want.
"R-Really?"
>"Yeah. It's no big deal."
>An idea pops in your head.
"H-Hey, Indigo?
>"Yeah, man?"
"I was wondering...d-do you...would you like to maybe...hang out after school, or something?"
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>>25430165
>"I was wondering...d-do you...would you like to maybe...hang out after school, or something?"
Dykeshit?
no its a sperg who is bad at being social
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>>25430195
>Indigo develops a crush on Twilight
>Twilight has PTSD flashback and assumes that Indigo is a lesbian rapist who was trying to get into her pants the whole time
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>>25430165
>Indigo perks up.
>"Like, today?"
"Y-Yeah."
>"The first football game is tomorrow, right?"
>"Y-Yeah, I think so..."
>Zap checks her phone.
>"Sure man, we can do some chilling. Though...I'm not sure you'll be able to handle someone as kickass as this girl!"
>She pounds her chest.
"Eh, I hang out with Rainbow Dash. I'm pretty sure I can handle you."
>"Oh yeah, you, eh, hang out with...her..."
>You initially consider asking Indigo about her relationship with Rainbow Dash, but you decide against it.
>You aren't sure if that's a socially acceptable question to ask right now, so why bother taking the risk?
>"Whelp, looks like we should head back in."
"Y-Yeah. Don't wanna be late, right?"
>The two of you walk back towards the building before saying goodbye, heading your separate ways.
>Before you two do so, you and Indigo exchange phone numbers.

>The rest of the day doesn't go all that great.
>"Twilight, I really like the way you do your hair! It's adorable!" Sour Sweet tells in your calc class.
>"R-Really?"
>"No, it makes you look even uglier, you disgusting freak."
>"I agree. That hairdo is awful and you really have no style," says Sugarcoat. "I mean, my God, look at how BIG that hair bun is! What, is it gonna explode because science?"
>Sugarcoat and Sour Sweet laugh at you.
>"High five!"
>"You aren't near worthy enough for a high five from me, Sour."
>"Oh, go fuck yourself."
>"Honestly, I wish I could."
>After class ends, you get shoved from behind, falling to the ground.
>"Hah! Dweeb!" exclaims Sour.
>Someone spits on you as you try to get up.
>At least you don't cry this time.
>And as usual, no one seems to care.
>You go to the lab and grab Spike, and then head out.
>"Hey, Twilight!" you hear Anon as he walks past you.
>"H-Hey!"
>You exit the building.
>As per Indigo's instructions, you head to her parking spot, where you notice her leaning on her black Audi.
>"You ready, dude?"
>You nod and enter the passenger side, and the two of you head out.
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>>25430378
Cutting it here. Nerd and probably redeemed jock fun happening hopefully tomorrow. Feedback and shit appreciated. Hope you liked it.

Updated paste:http://pastebin.com/hd0usy3y

I wonder if any of you now ship Twilight and Indigo
:^)
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>>25430403
I want this story to end with Twilight fucking all the bitches
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>>25430508
Even Sugarcoat?

Especially Sugarcoat
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this will not do
i am literally staying up late just to attempt to buy some shoes. what the fuck am i doing
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>>25431146
That picture is doing things to my boner.

I am staying up to get my nightly Del Taco run
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>>25431146

No Shadowbolts. 2/10

I love that pic, it's great.
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Morning in [Paris] shimmers, life in [Paris] shines!
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>>25431374
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>>25431374
Wow
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>>25431146

That Durarara ending image always makes me smile.
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>>25430508
This senpai
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>>25430378
Seems cozy so far with Indigo
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>>25430508
I want this
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>>25433140
link to full color version?
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>>25433475
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>>25415826

>In a stroke of luck, Trender isn't at school on Monday, as far as you can tell
>Out of curiosity, you stop by principal Celestia's office to ask about him
>"Mr. Trenderhoof? He's... he's still recovering. From his injuries."
"Injuries? Did Trixie really hurt him that bad?"
>"Well... according to the hospital, it just just a broken nose and some bruising, but his parents insisted he be kept out until he feels his best."
>She covers her mouth with her hand, and you get the feeling she's trying hard not to roll her eyes
"I... I see?"
>"Yes. He'll... he'll rejoin us in due time, I'm sure. Until then..."
>Until then, you can... actually enjoy your life?
>It's strange
>You miss Trixie so much it hurts, and having Trender at school with you is going to make your life hell
>But you and Anon have started hanging out a lot, now
>Every day, the two of you meet up at his house after school, to watch cartoons and bitch about your lives
>It's not hard to tell he's just using to to ease his loneliness, and you're pretty much doing the same with him
>But you find yourself genuinely enjoying his company more and more, and you get the feeling he feels the same way

>It's Thursday night, one week since Trixie left
>The school's giving you a day off on Friday, on account of... something?
>You think Celestia just felt like taking a day off, and decided to share it with the entire school too
>There was some excuse about her and her sister needing a "planing day" or something, but the end result is the same
>Three day weekend, the two of you are once-again overloaded with snacks, and you've got a whole night to pig out and hate yourselves
>"So? What did you bring?"
"Oh, um... I thought you'd have something."
>"It's your turn, remember?"
"Since when were we taking turns?"
>"Like... I dunno. Since we've been doing this?"
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>>25434273
"Oh. Shit, um... I didn't download anything new. I've got some old Yugioh episodes I was watching, but..."
>"Eh. That's fine."
>Anon hands you the HDMI cable, and you hook up your laptop to the TV, starting an episode
>It's taken from the Battle City Arc, the episode where Yugi and Kaiba tag-team duel again those guys with the masks
>Honestly, it's one of the better episodes of the show
>Anon watches with half interest, toying with a piece of Zebra Cake instead of eating it
"You alright?"
>Seated on the floor, you scoot up next to him, though not close enough to touch
>"Eh, yeah."
"You sure? Don't pull the "strong silent" shit on me, asshole. I can see right through you."
>"It's nothing. Just me being mopey."
"We're *always* mopey. It's, like, our thing, right? Come on, what's up?"
>"I just... it's been a week, Twi. Only a week. It feels like months already. And now we're watching this shit... her favorite... I just miss her so much."
>He sets his plate down, tucking his legs up on the couch
>"I know I shouldn't... I know I'll see her again, but... I just feel so shitty. I barely gave her the time of day for two years... all the time we could have been together. We could have been happy, if I'd only seen... if I'd only seen what was right in front of me."
>He shakes his head, embarrassed
>"Sorry. I didn't mean to go off on you like that, but..."
"No, no... it's fine."
>You lightly touch Anon's knee
"You made her happy. Even if it took you a long time to come around, you still... you made her happy, Anon. That girl went through her life without her parents loving her, without any friends... feeling like she was made wrong, and she didn't fit... like she was a complete mistake... but you made her feel special. You did a good thing."
>"I guess. Doesn't keep me from missing her, though."
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>>25434675
"It shouldn't. You missing her... that's good. You should miss her. Because... because that just shows how much she meant to you. Don't ever stop missing her."
>You say the words, but... do you really mean them?
>Wait, what are you thinking, of course you do
>It's good that they're happy together, even if it means he won't want to be with you
>It's good...
>You feel Anon's hand on your shoulder, and a warm little shiver traces its way down your back
>"Thank you, Twi. Thank you for... for being here. For putting up with me being all whiney and shit. You're... you're pretty cool. I take back all the biting, perfectly timed insults I've said about you."
"All one of them?"
>"Ouch."
>He doesn't remove his and from your shoulder, even as the two of you go on watching

>Around two in the morning, you decide to pack up and head home
>As usual, Anon walks you there, helping you carry some leftover food
"So? Tomorrow?"
>"Can't, actually. Dad's coming back, wants to go camping over the long weekend."
"Oh..."
>You do a pretty good job keeping the disappointment out of your voice
>"Yeah. I'll see you on Monday, though. That cool?"
"Yeah, yeah, totally. I'll... just be a loser by myself, I guess."
>You say the words as a joke, but... seriously, that's probably what you'll end up doing
>"Heh. At least you won't be stuck out in the middle of nowhere in a leaky tent. In the winter."
"You know, when you put it like that..."
>Anon grins, pulling you in for an awkward friend-hug
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>>25434825
don't pitch a tent now, twi.
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>>25435041
I want to feel twilight's hug boner
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>>25434825
>You resist the temptation to lay your head on his shoulder, your entire body electrified by his proximity
>Christ, when did you become such a softie?

>On the drive home, you find yourself listening to more cheesy hipster music
>Which has kind of become a routine for you; leave Anonymous's place, turn on the hipster station
>Today, they're playing some old college-rock tune, it sounds like
>In spite of yourself, you begin tapping your foot to the beat as you drive, feeling languid and content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdEQdD4R6TI

>It's strange how much effect that dumbass can have on you
>Every time you leave his place, you just feel better about... well, everything
>Even yourself...

>Unfortunately, you guess it'll be a lonely three-day weekend, if you can't hang out with him
>Fuck, you really need to make more friends
>Although...
>You could always visit Starlight
>You haven't spoken to her since the club meeting
>In fact, you haven't seen her at school either
>And as much as you'd like to avoid an awkward encounter, you do want to make sure she's okay...
>She seemed so worried about you, for some reason
>So... fuck it, you'll bite the bullet and visit Starlight
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>>25435219
Starlight is my new waifu
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>>25435644
Heretic
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will she ever try to learn magic?
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>>25435219

>You wake up early the next morning to the smell of pancakes
>"Morning, sweetie!"
>You mom raps on your door
>"I made some breakfast?"
>You have no idea if pancakes are vegan or not, but goddamn do they smell good
>So you'll make a tiny exception
>Over breakfast, you mom goes through the usual motherly routine of grilling you for information on your personal life
>You tell her about Trixie, and your subsequent time spent with Anon
>Unconsciously, you find yourself framing it more as you helping him through his sorrow than hanging out with him, and your mom seems impressed
>"That's very noble of you, Twily. He's a lucky boy, with a friend like you."
"Heh, yeah... definitely..."

>After breakfast, you drive over to Starlight's apartment
>When you get to her front door, you hesitate before knocking
>What are you going to say?
>You don't think you have anything to apologize for, but...
>Still, you feel like you should say something about last week
>Or maybe it'd be better to not mention it?
>You have no idea, really...
>Fuck it, you'll play it by ear; Starlight always understands anyway, right?
>You give three short raps on her door
>"Yes?"
>Starlight's voice is missing its usual steady mysticism
>In fact, she sounds kinda sick, but maybe that's just because she's muffled by the door
"It's me!"
>"Door's open. Come in."
>You turn the nob, pulling the door open and entering the apartment
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>>25436160
>It's... wow
>The place is a goddamn mess
>Starlight's books are everywhere, blanketing the floor so thoroughly that it's hard to find a place to step
>Starlight herself is seated on the floor in the middle of the room and... Jesus
"Are you, um... okay?"
>"What do you mean?"
>She looks up from her current book
>"I've just been a little busy, that's all. I've been reworking a lot of the core tenants of my philosphy, it's been... it's been invigorating!"
>She takes a deep breath, wheezing slightly
>Starlight is dressed only in her bathrobe which, instead of the pristine white is was last time, is now covered in blotches of food and sweat stains
>Her hair is an absolute mess as well, just a giant purple-and-green tangle adorning her head
>Huge bags lurk under her eyes, and she wobbles slightly as she stands
>"You're really opened my eyes, Twilight! You exposed flaws I never realized were there! It's... oh, it's been wonderful! Everything I know, I've been restructuring, re-learning! It's fantastic!"
>She hobbles over to the kitchenette, tripping over a stack of Marxist philosophy textbooks
"S-Star? Are you absolutely sure you're okay?"
>"It doesn't matter if I'm okay, Twilight! What matters is my research! I'm learning, improving it, rebuilding it... it's going to be a hundred times better than it was before!"
>She grabs the refrigerator for support, leaning heavily on the door as she pulls it open
>"You want anything? I bought some double-chocolate ice cream, last time I was at the store..."
"I... um... did you know that was my favorite ice cream?"
>Starlight's eye twinkles
>"Maybe. I know so much now, Twilight. Much more than before."
"I... I can see that."
>You try to sit down on her couch, but several Russian-language theses are in the way
>"I got you your favorite ice cream! That makes you feel special, right?"
"Um... yeah?"
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>>25436285
Come on star do something that will make you and twilight feel better
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>>25436160
I want my face equalized inbetween those thighs.
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>>25436285
Way to go, Twilight. You broke your mentor.

oh god i wanna hug Starlight and comfort her
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>>25436285
>Starlight lets out a girlish giggle
>"Perfect! Here you go!"
>She dolls a generous helping of ice cream into a bowl, handing it to you
>Come to think of it, ice cream probably isn't vegan either
>Eh, you can make another exception
>You take the dish from her, and spoon a small bite into your mouth
>"And? How is it?"
"It's delicious. Thanks, Star."
>"There's no need to thank me, Twilight! I've finally figured it out! The missing piece in my philsophy!"
"You... you did? But it always seemed like you knew exactly what you were talking about..."
>"I thought I did, but I was missing so much... you were right, Twilight! I forgot about uniqueness! Being special! Every human has an intrinsic need to feel wanted, loved, different, important... I focused so much on equality I lost sight... but I've got it now. I'm so close."
>She flops back onto the floor, her bathrobe coming undone and hanging open
>You avert your eyes, but Starlight doesn't even care
"I'm... really happy for you?"
>Starlight nods
>"I'm so close... so close... I'm going to help you, Twilight! I'm going to make everything better!"
"Help me? Star, you've already helped me so much."
>"It's not enough, you said it yourself. I haven't shown you real love, you were right Twilight. Without feeling special, how can you feel validated? But I'm going to figure it out. I'll make you feel like the most special girl on the planet!"
>There's a manic frenzy in her eyes now, and she's flipping pages at an almost inhuman pace
"Um... great?"
>You take a bite of the ice cream, not really tasting it
>What the hell has gotten into Starlight?
>She seems... deranged, almost, obsessive
>What the hell are you supposed to do now?
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>>25436374
>Starlight just wants to feel loved and validated in Twilight's eyes
>Anything short of those two makes her feel like an abject failure

Jeff you're stabbing me in the heart
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>>25436374
>>25436409
Starlight has turned into a fedora-tipping "Nice Guy" stalker.
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>>25436048
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>>25436374
"So, um..."
>'How have you been' doesn't seem like the right question to ask
"W-what are you reading?"
>"Just an essay on the hierarchy of needs. It's insane how much I missed! I feel like such an idiot for not seeing this bef--"
>Mid sentence, she buries her face in her elbow and erupts into a coughing fit
>And then continues like nothing happened
>"Before. There's so much about the human condition I just neglected! I really should be thanking you more, Twilight, you've opened my eyes to so much... you're a genius..."
"I... I'm glad to help?"
>You grab a few books from the couch and return them to their shelves, making a place for you to sit down
>Somehow, you get the feeling this visit won't be as cozy as your previous ones
>Starlight throws her current book down and grabs another, beads of sweat forming on her forehead
>"Answer something for me, okay Twilight?"
"Alright?"
>"If someone were to care about you very deeply, how would you want them to show it?"
"Um..."
>"Should they be open? She they wear their emotions on their sleeve? That'd be my conclusion, secrecy never gets anyone anywhere, of course. But I could be so wrong! I've been wrong about so much, I feel like I have to learn everything all over again! So what should they do, huh? Show kindness but keep their distance? Present you with your favorite gifts?"
"I... I honestly don't know... I never thought about it..."
>"Well you have to know, right? Come on, what should they do!"
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>>25436673
>she DOES have feelings for Twalot

TWILIGHT
DON'T FUCK THIS UP
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>>25436673
is it considered dykeshit if one of them has a penis
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>>25436673
"They should..."
>What should they do?
>If Anon actually liked you, what would you want?
>If... if Trender had actually wanted you...
"I guess I'd just want them to... to show it. To treat me like I were special. Like I... like I meant everything to them."
>"Everything? Like you meant everything?"
"I guess?"
>"I see, I see... but how? How do you show someone they mean everything? None of my books say anything about it... I know why self-realization is important, I know the value of being unique in your society... but I don't know how to make anyone else feel it!"
>A hint of frustration creeps into her voice (and for Starlight, you're sure that that hint signifies a whole lot more), and she tosses the book aside
>"I'm so close! But so far away still!"
"Starlight, um... do you think maybe you should take a break?"
>"A break? Why would I take a break? I'm close! I'm closer than ever now, I can feel it!"
>She takes another long, wheezing breath, and collapses into a coughing fit
"Star, I'm serious. Please, get some rest, or... or wash that robe, at the very least..."
>Starlight shakes her head
>"You don't understand, Twilight... you don't undrestand. I can't rest. I won't rest until I figure this out. This is everything to me, don't you understand?"
>She scoots closer to you, her bathrobe opening further as it drags on the ground, revealing enough of her body that she might as well not be wearing it at all
>"This is why I am, Twilight... if I can't fix it... if I can't figure this out, I'll be nobody again."
>She grabs your knee, staring up into your eyes
>This time, you sense none of the piercing intellect that normally lurks in her gaze, nor the unsettling way her eyes seem to bore into you
>Instead, she looks half-crazy
>Actually, more than half, really
>"I don't want to be nobody again, Twilight. I *need* to figure this out..."
>She coughs again, rubbing her sternum
"I... I think I'm gonna go!"
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>>25436985
TWILIGHT
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FUCKING THIS UP
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>>25436985
oh god, poor Starlight.
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>>25437043
To fuck it up
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>>25436985
Twilight the only way to calm her down is to listen to the words of another philosopher
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>>25436985
>"G-go? But I have so much I need to ask you!"
>Starlight grabs your hand, but in her weakened state you break away from her easily
>This is wrong, this is all so wrong...
"Star, please... don't do this to yourself. You've done fine! You're a good friend!"
>"I'm not good enough! I failed you, Twilight, I didn't realize... I forgot to make you feel special! Please, just... just let me help you..."
>You fling the door open, backing out onto the landing
"If you want to help me... if you want to help me, please, just... just get some rest. Get some rest and clean yourself up, Starlight, please... I don't want you to do this to yourself..."
>"I'm doing it for you!"
"Then stop! Please, just... just stop, Starlight, this is crazy..."
>Starlight stares at the room around her, and then at herself, lying sprawled and almost-naked in a dirty bathrobe, surrounded by books
>"You... you're right... oh, shit..."
>She wraps the robe around herself, face burning in shame
>"I'm so sorry, Twilight... I didn't mean to..."
"It's alright, Star, please... please just get some rest, okay?"
>"Okay... yeah, I will. Just... you promise you'll be back soon, okay?"
"Y-yeah... yeah, totally. I'll be back as soon as I can."
>Starlight forces a smile
>"O-okay. I'll see you soon, alright?"
"Real soon."
>You shut the door, and sprint back to your car
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>>25436738
It's the best kind of dykeshit.
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>>25437602
>dykeshit that's also straightshit
the fuck
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>>25436738
>>25437602
>>25437822
It is Schrödinger's Dyke
It is both straightshit and dykeshit at the same time
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>>25437982
>Schrödinger's Dyke
I need a Starlight+Twilight green where their dongs appear/disappear if they're being observed. By Trixie.

And then it turns into a quantum Trixie+Starlight+Twilight undykeshit.
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>>25437428

>Calm down, Twilight, calm down
>Starlight was just... having a bad day, right?
>Yeah, yeah, that's gotta be it
>She was sick, and probably a little stressed, that's all
>She's gonna be fine, you're fine, everything's fine
>Just... just drive on home, grab some lunch, and you can spend the rest of the day just chilling on your laptop
>No big deal, nothing's wrong at all, you'll go visit Starlight again soon, she'll be back to normal...
>Everything's fine

>On Monday, you arrive at school to find the walls plastered in flyers
>WINTER FORMAL THIS FRIDAY
>OPEN TO ALL STUDENTS
>TICKETS 10$ IN ADVANCE
>PLEASE RSVP BY WEDNESDAY
>You glance at the fliers just long enough to process that you won't be going
>Partially out of your own choice (who would want to spend their night listening to loud, shitty music and watching people like assholes?) and partially because, well, who would you go with?
>So you ignore the flyers, for the most part, and the constant buzz of discussion over who's going take whom
>At lunch, you spy Anon sitting with Sunset, and decide to join them
>The three of you complain about classes being shitty, and you and Anon give your opinions on some of Sunset's latest drawings
>They're so much better than yours it makes you want to break your hands
>Once lunch ends, Sunset parts ways, and you and Anon are left to head back to class together
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>>25438076
>And guess, just guess, who you run into
>Trenderhoof has bandages wrapped around his face, covering one eye
>(Even though you're pretty sure Trixie never even touched his eye)
>And he's leaning heavily on Moondancer, who goes pale when she sees Anon approaching
>"Well, well, look who it is."
>"Fuck off, Trender."
>Anon tries his best to sound nonchalant, but you can hear the murderous, icy tone lurking in his voice
>"Ooh, I'm terrified. You don't have your autistic little pet to sick on me anymore, Anonymous. What are you going to do now? If you so much as lay a finger on me, my father will make sure you never set foot near this school again."
>"It's starting to seem worth it."
>Fear flickers across Trender's face for a moment
>"You... you wouldn't dare!"
>He shakes his head, clutching Moondancer tighter against himself
>She makes a little squeak, staring at the ground in shame
>"Besides... no matter what the two of you do to me, it won't change anything! Seriously, Anonymous, you actually dated that mongoloid? I mean, I can understand being desperate after losing this little treasure..."
>He jostles Moondancer, making her shrink even further into herself
>Her face is bright red, and you think you can see tears brimming in her eyes
>"But actually *dating* that retard? And, oh God, you didn't *fuck* her right?"
>Anon's eye twitches, and you can tell he's about an inch from tearing Trenderhoof's esophagus out
>"You did! You did, didn't you! Oh, now *that* is rich. You lost your girl, so you put your dick in a potato! Anonymous, Anonymous... even I have to admit, I am *deeply* sorry for you. But at least you're not as pathetic as *this* one."
>Trender turns his eyes on you now, digging his fingers into Moondancer's shoulder
>She whimpers in pain
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>>25438168
Fuck him
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>>25438168
I want trender to die painfully
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>>25438168
>"Let me guess, no one asked you to the dance?"
"..."
>"Not surprised, really. I'm surprised anyone even wants to associate with your disgusting tranny self. If it were me, I wouldn't even let myself stand that close to you. I could catch something."
>You hang your head
>You know you should be angry, but you can't feel anything but shame
>He's going to tell everyone again, isn't he
>It's going to be just like at Crystal Prep...
>"How pathetic. Can't even get someone to spend a few hours of their time with her. Even Anonymous could fuck a retard, but you? You're so foul even the subhuman filth of the world won't give you the the time of day. And so you'll be all alone this weekend, while I rail this little cutie and enjoy myself. How does it feel, Twilight?"
"..."
>"How does it feel to kn-- OOF!"
>Moondancer slams her fist into Trender's stomach
>"Shut up! Just shut up already! Why are you doing to this to them!?"
>"M-Moon... you... how dare you!"
>He raises his hand to slap her, but Anon advances toward him, making him shrink back
>"You... you..."
>"I'm tired of this! Why are you so horrible to them? They never hurt you!"
>"He punched me in the face! He broke my beautiful nose!"
>"Only because you started it! You... you're horrible!"
>"Moon... Moon, come on..."
>Trender tries to grab ahold of Moondancer's arm, but she pushes him away
>"You're a terrible, cruel person! And... and... just get away from me!"
>Moondancer turns, sprinting down the hallway away from Trender
>"Moon, wait!"
>He begins to run after her, then notices you and Anon staring at him
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>>25438402
Kill him now Anon
>>
>>25438402
This faggot becomes more beta with every line.
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>>25438402
DESTROY TRENDERFAGGOT
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>>25438402
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>>25438402
>Fury begins to build on his face again
>"S-stop staring at me! You're not any better! I c-can always find another girl! But you'll still be alone this weekend! He' still a loser, and you're still a disgusting tranny! You'll always be alone."
>"Funny you should mention that, seeing as we're actually going to the dance together."
>Anon slings his arm around you, pulling you gently against his body
>Something very warm and very tingly blossoms to life in the pit of your stomach
>"W-wha... h-ha! Perfect! The two of you going together, it's m-match made in heaven! The kekhold loser and his tranny sidekick! P-perfect!"
>"I think you should go."
>"You know, m-maybe I will!"
>Trender glances between the two of you, as if expecting you to shove Anon away, or... something
>Honestly, he doesn't look like he's taking this very well
>"Y-you two... both of you are disgusting! Get away from me!"
>He turns, sprinting after Moondancer

>You and Anon make the simultaneous decision to skip class
>He leads you to one of the abandoned classroom, and you head by a vending machine to buy the both of you a soda
>It's not the best pick-me-up, but it works
>Once closed inside the room, Anon collapses into a desk, letting his breath out in a huff
>"I fucking hate that guy. So goddamn much."
"Yeah..."
>"Goddamn Moondancer... what the hell was she thinking..."
"I don't think we'll ever know..."
>"Like... cheating's fucked up. But, if you really have to cheat... why with him? What could ever attract her to someone like that?"
>You stare at the ground, face burning with shame
>"I mean... shit, sorry. You had an excuse though, you were just a kid."
"Yeah... I guess..."
>You were just a kid, but...
>Seeing him with Moondancer brought all the old jealousy back
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>>25438626
This is definitely not the time to pitch a tent, Twilight.

Especially not while wearing a skirt.

....Fine, just don't let it poke out from under the hem.
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>>25438661
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>>25438626
"Thanks for... for covering my ass."
>"No problem."
"You... you weren't serious, right"
>"Huh?"
"About us going to the dance. Like... you didn't really mean it, right?"
>"I kinda just said it, honestly. I wasn't thinking."
"So you didn't mean it?"
>"I... I dunno. Do you want to go with me?"
"Do you want to take me?"
>"I mean, I'll definitely take you if you want to go."
"I only wanna go if you want to take me. I don't want to impose."
>"You're not imposing."
"So you want to take me?"
>"I guess."
"You just guess?"
>"...yeah?"
"Oh."
>"Oh... what?"
"Nothing, I..."
>"So, you want to go, right?"
"Do you?"
>"Goddammit."
>Anon puts his head in his hands
>"Twilight, I'd like to take you to the dance. I think it'd be a good time. If I don't go with you, I'll probably end up staying home by myself."
"You're sure?"
>"I'm one hundred percent goddamn positive, now do you want to go or not?"
>...
>Holy shit, he really means it?
"I mean... yeah, totally. I, uh... I don't have a dress, or anything... shit."
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>>25439001
is it straightshit if both of them have dicks?
>>
>>25439020
It depends if twilight has both a penis and a vagina or just a penis
>>
>>25439001
Jeff I need to know the answer to >>25439064
Does twilight have also have a vagina?
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>>25439240
Nope.
>>
>>25439240
No. Just a big purple pingas.
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>>25439240
but does she also have big MEATY CLAWS
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>>25439271
Well... that's a bit disappointing.

It's still good though.
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>>25439359
What did you say punk?
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>>25439603
BIG MEATY CLAWS!
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>>25439626
Well these CLAWS ain't just for attractin mates, (and shitposting).
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>>25439603
>>25439626
>>25439673
wot
>>
>>25439787
I only asked if she had a vagina
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>>25440098
Everytime I see her I just want to hug her
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>>25439820
Which she doesn't
>>
>>25440297
What if she was like a Barbie doll or a mannequin and she had neither a penis nor a vagina
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>>25440357
That would make for an interesting story
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>>25440365
the ending reveals that twilight and everyone else were actually dolls the whole time that were being controlled by a little girl
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>>25440429
Sounds vaguely familiar
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Post shimmigrants
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>>25440868
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>>25440977
That is lewd
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>>25441022
Whats wrong with lewd things
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>>25441056
We can't stick our dicks in them?
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>>25441082
aaaaaaaand that's a detention.
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>>25441135
>>25441135
>>25441135
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