>"HELP! I CAN'T SWIM!"

>>25355114
>"Then how are you swimming?"

>>25355114
Then what the fuck are you doing in water?

>>25355114


Yes you can.

>>25355114
Then stop swimming?

She seems to be having trouble swimming in all of our cum

You're a fucking birb pone. Just float like your seagull ancestors.

>>25355139
>tfw your cum is blue

I like how were all just sitting here talking about blue cum while Rainbow Dash drowns.

>>25355168
Knowing this place, it's not really surprising.

>>25355156
>>25355168


If you eat enough blueberries you can cum blue.

>>25355114
Well you better learn quick

>>25355191
... Huh.

Well, I guess I can imagine blueberries being common enough around Ponyville.

Guy with blue cum here. I eat a lot of blueberries. Didnt realize I had so much stored up in the ol' reliable when cumming on her, and now she's downing in it. Oops

>>25355205


They're just knockoff smurf berries.

>>25355191
I am a doctor and I can confirm this.

>>25355114
then fly, you dumb fuck!

>inb4 semen general

>>25355114
Oh shit. Someone should probably call for help or something.

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>>25355114
boop

>>25355493
Holy fuck, Anon... It's like drowning and getting raped at the same time.

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>>25355608
Oh man, she sure is getting wet

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Dash! Here! Catch this! Ths will save you!
>You toss a lifesaver to Dash who desperately catches it.
>She dips underneath the water immediately.
>You cross your arms feeling pride at having saved a life.

>>25355114
Then you know what you must shoo be doo
https://youtu.be/P4TedkQP_hM

>>25355667
kek

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>>25355667

>>25355114
https://youtu.be/ZTt-kfPvRks?t=5

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>>25355156
i told you not to eat the fucking gum you little shit.

>>25355667
>Once under the water https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_XkuafNg8 starts playing while Dash drowns.

good

>>25355667
topkek

>>25355801
Top kek

well i cant either

>>25355114
why the fuck has no one said this?
>"Fly UP!"

>>25357663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz-3NmE5BmU
context for the two people who live under a rock

>>25355156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

Don't give up, Dash, because believe in you! And I'm gonna stand here believing in you as hard as I can. You're gonna make it, Dash! You just have to try your best and--

Ah, nevermind. She drowned. I guess cliched positive reinforcement isn't as useful as they make it look in movies and cartoons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME

>>25355114
*Acts like I can't hear her,casually walks away whilst whistling*

>>25355114
Dash, that water is only two feet deep.

>you will never asphyxiate Rainbow Dash
but the squirming! the struggling and thrashing as she battles to take a breath!

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>>25355801

>posting Johnny Depp and not based Gene Wilder

>walk away, anon, just walk away
>she's just a figment of your imagination

>>25355114

I always knew Rainbow Dash was a nigger.

>>25359874
This makes my dong so hard.