Hey Anon! Nice dick.

>>25351122
FUCK OFF,TWI

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>>25351122
He followed me through the portal and won't leave me alone. There is nothing nice about him, Twi.

>>25351122
I know Nightwing is nice Twi, but I read way more books.

>>25351181
>>25351181
He is quite dreamy though.

>>25351122
thanks, want to suck it?

>>25351122
Hey Twilight. Nice dubs!

>>25351122
Right back at'cha, big and purple.

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>>25351211

>>25351211
Check'd

>>25351122
y-you too...

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>>25351122
Um, Anon, oh... Th-that's a big dick you have there. Would you mind if I, well, licked it? If you want.

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>>25351404
If you do there will be an eruption of magic.

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Shut up, baby. I know it.

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i want to muc inside the great and powerful trixie

Danks moite
'ppreciate it

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>>25351122
Thanks!

>>25351404
>Implying I wouldn't want to get licked by Shy Pone

>>25351122
>>25351136
>"Hey Anon! Nice dick."
"FUCK OFF, TWI!"
>Your scream falling on deaf ears as it always had, the irritatingly stealthy purple unicorn having already disappeared from your sight
>This had been going on for a month now
>You should never have told her that joke about your "lower horn"
>Turns out some unicorns are self-conscious about the size of their horns
>Which further made them prime targets for a hazing so long as they remained so easily embarassed
>Something Twilight had taken as the reason you wore pants every day of your life
>Now she'd made it her mission to make you feel less disappointed in your dick

>It didn't matter where you were
>In the shower
>Taking a piss
>Sleeping naked (Fuck you it's comfy)
>If your trousers were down, guaranteed Twilight Sparkle was there to make everything uncomfortable

>What she didn't realise was that she was only making things worse
>Now you showered in your underwear
>Now you only pissed sitting down with your legs crossed
>Now you couldn't enjoy true freedom twixt your bipedal perambulators every night you slept

>All because of that fucking magic purple horse

>>25351122

Why, thank you Twilight. I polish it every night.