Human is not for sexual

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>>25347774

>>25347774
what are you, gay?

Human is not not for sexual

>>25347774
go to bed, BonBon.

>>25348643
no u

>>25347774
Then how do we make babies?

>>25347774
>you will never feel those silky human fingers on your plot
>you will never feel the shape of real human dick deep inside you
>he will never make love to you in many different positions only a human could do
>you will never have sex for longer than 30 seconds
Why bother living, /mlh/?

>>25348729
Don't stop, I'm wet as fuck right now and I think I'm winking so hard I can HEAR it

>all these humanfuckers

absolutely disgusting

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>>25347774
>>25348794
human is for sexual

>>25348794
>>all these humanfuckers
>absolutely disgusting
>/mlh/

What are you even doing here?

>>25348944
I bet he watches Power Ponies
go back to /co/

I came out to my dad today about being a bro-man... it was over a Skype call. I ended up telling him about the porn and that I fap. I mean, every human does it, right?! Why did he get so mad?

>>25348986
What a poophead. Anyway, where's hype for next episode?

>>25349004
>bro-man
we're monkeyfuckers here

>>25349019
Hey MAN... we should love and tolerate. Don't be such a hater and self hating broman

My little human thread?

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>>25349145
always

>>25349145
>/mlh/ thread on /mlh/ board? Yeah, it happens once in a while.

Pretty dead thread. Where's everypony?

>>25348794
>no hooves autist autist decides to take a joke thread seriously to show off how hard he's trying to fit in

Guys I just started watching my little human. You know how it works, Oh I'm just gonna watch one episode and the next thing you know you want hot human dick. Is it too late to back out now? And why is jones best human[/spoiler ]

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>>25347774

L... Lies!

>>25349587
Asleep, some of us have cutie marks that have us work at 3 in the morning

>>25349661
FUCKING JONES IS A CUNT, WORST HUMAN SINCE GEORGE YOUR WAIFU A SHIT

>>25350994
^:)

guize what if

hear me out

what if /mlh/ was a mix of grimderp wh40k, with the political clusterfuck of game of thrones, and with a smidgen of real life and not characters like Lenin and Van Helsing set in a steampunk fantasy

like omg

Earth Fillies is now better than MLH. It really went downhill after Fred Fredrickson got his superpowers.

inb4 >hooves.

>>25351105
FF getting superpowers was one of the best things to happen in the show, M.A Stables was the best writer, I bet you're one of those morons who think that everything sucked except episode 1.

I want to cum inside Alex

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rate me /mlh/

>>25351275
>no hands

>>25351202
Dude FF getting superpowers has barely been acknowledged. And MLH doesn't have Buttercup Cream.

Oh look she's stealing your husbando.

>>25351356
Who's the human equivalent of Flash Sentry?

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>>25351308
I didn't ask you, Lyra

>>25351275
notbad/10
would fug.

>>25348742
Nice...

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>>25351389
Thanks, anon
I'm free tomorrow night, if you want to experiment

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>25351450
Twilight, I think it's time for bed.

>>25351450
I love Neigh Against the Machine

>>25351432
where are you?
>tfw live in crystal empire
>tfw no one else here knows what the internet is

Do you think humans taste salty?
I always fantasise about licking one from head to toe.

why is not them's fightin' apes general banned?
this is not human related anymore

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>>25351465
Crystal Empire? Oh, that sucks, filly, I'm sorry
I live in a small town called Ponyville, near Canterlot, in a cottage right at the edge o the everfree forest, you can't miss it.

>>25351377
Buttercup Cream duh.

>>25351500
>implying you're actual the element of kindness

Have Twilight issue a royal decree that it's you, or you're full of horseapples.

>>25351500
... >>25351500
>Living in poor town
>Not living in Canterlot.

Bucking peasants

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What about horse?

>>25351523
Dude if that's who she claims to be she's the friend of Discord, Rarity and Princess Twilight.

Best watch your mouth, I heard she does chiropractic medicine on bears.

>>25351538
>Hooves
Pig Disgusting.

>>25351557
Still lives in peasantville though.
She better watch her back. I'm related to the princes- err never mind

Who is best human and why is it Anon?

>>25351574
Your wife know you're a humanfucker?

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>>25351520
Oh and where do you come from, oh mighty Princess, because I don't think your princess bucking Celestia
>>25351557
Where did you hear this, zigga?

>>25351275
>>25351384
>>25351432
>>25351500
>>25351592
Angel pls.

>>25351275
T R O T T I N G H A M
PLS BE IN TROTTINGHAM

>>25351574
Luna pls. It's Nighmare Moon +1000 years. COME ON! Get with the times.

>>25351592
What the buck are you on about, zigger? You small-brained mule. I'm just supposed to take some anon on the ponynet for her word when she says she is an element? Well fine, if you're an element then I AM a princess! The Princess of Ponyfeathers! Once the princess of friendship issues a decree that it's actually you I believe it. Until then, go buck yourself. Silly sub-pony.

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>>25351606
SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSWIPE YOU PROBABLY SPEND ALL DAY LICKING SHINING ARMOURS BALLS IN THE SHOWERS YOU CUNTS KNOW THAT BITCH FLUTTERSHY WOULD NEVER COME ON HERE SO YEAH WELL DONE YOU FIGURED IT OUT WANT A GOLD STAR YOU ZEBRICAN EARTH PONY FILTH

I'd rather do that than a pony. Ponies are so dumb, childish and dweeby. Thank god I'm not a pony.

>>25351678
Shut up Celestia, you cake eating bitch.

>>25351678
Take a hike back to the griffon kingdom and shut your beaked mouth, you made my best friend cry

>>25351678
Go get gassed, you filthy griffon. Pony master race.

>>25351592
Shit gets around Ponyville.

In other news... :
These didn't get deleted:
>>>/e/1858675
>>>/e/1858676
>>>/e/1858678
>>>/e/1858679
>>>/e/1858680
>>>/e/1858681
It stayed there for 8 hours and a half.

>>25351690
>>25351700

>le Happy Griffon.png
>>/nob/

>>25351687
You think she's jelly of the other Princesses?

>>25351725
No way.

Am I the only pony who likes G1 Humans?

In other other news I made a thread on /qa/ and mods fucking lost it:

https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/328745/facefagging-on-the-homepage#p328791[filler]

>>25351765
You're fucking sick

Get the hell off our board

>>25351765
The animation is clunky as shit and it's all about fucking robots and mermaids

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>mfw you ponies

>>25351757
>>25351690
>>25351700
I'm actually a dragon, pweebs. I can fucking murder all of you and your has-been horse queen without breaking a sweat.

>>25351465
You should come to manehattan they have amazing internet here

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>>25351765
>>25351854
Megan is my loli nigga

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Rate me /mlh/

>>25351864
"I'm a dragon, we're so great, we could kill you all in an instant!"

Ponies and dragons have coexisted for litteraly millenia. Last time a dragon caused trouble all a pony had to do was give him a stern talking to. Face it, you couldn't hurt us if every single one of you got together with the changelings. But keep deluding yourself.

>>25351927
Just wait until Spike grows up...

>>25351895
>humanized megan
Kill yourself. Humanizing the one pony in G1 is fucking retarded. If you needed loli, there were so many other candidates.

>>25351938
Still won't mean anything, he's too pussy whipped for that white furred slut.

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>>25351945

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>>25348742
>winking so hard I can hear it

Ew.

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>roommates find my /mlh/ plushies and pic related under my bed

I want to die.

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>>25348742
go fap you horny bitch

>>25348742
I-i'll be your perfect little human.

Bumping for humans

>>25347774
I fucking laughed my ass off during class while looking at this thread. Got in trouble but worth it

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Does Humi Humi Humi?

>>25347774
human is for sexual

human is for love

>>25353803
underage b&, pay attention in class.

>>25347774
Go back to humanchan!

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>Earthen Male's has more thread than MLH
>Celestian Sammy Sherman shitposters at it again
Girls, when did the board become so shit?

>>25351765
I don't know mare, the whole "leopard skins and clubs" schtick got old fast.