"Wanna watch My Little Human, Anon?"

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>>25345332
sure. this pic related is best human.

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>>25346223
Hitler likes to burn juice.

>>25345332
"Sure. Ooh! I have an idea! I'll invite our group and we can all watch it together! Then, after that, we can play a session of wizards and rayguns! It'll be like a big slumber party!"
>"that sounds great ano-"
>you wake up on a park bench in the middle of town
>a small filly is nudging you gently
>"why are you sleeping outside?" She says, in an innocent voice
"I guess, I just like to look at the stars. Heh..."
>"Ok then."
>the filly walks away, not a care in the world
>tears begin to form in your eyes, as you search the sky
>you know you'll never find it, even if you did, it'll be too far away to ever get to
>you search the sky for home
>for that pale blue dot

>>25346337
>unnecessary feels

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>>25346337
>>25346388

>>25346959
>literally all of the known porn in the universe came from there
>every boob that has ever existed came from that
I wonder if we could fill the oceans with all the cum ever

>>25346337
>Suddenly that pale blue dots gets super huge before ejecting a human out onto the ground with a wet fart noise.
>"Well fuck you guys too. YOU. YOU. TRIPLE NIGGERS!"
>You can not believe it an actual factual human!
>you run up to great him
>but he just picks you up and liquefies your skin.

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>>25346254
Oh shit

>>25347265
>you wake up on the floor
>"woah, anon, you alright? You just sort of dozed off there, dude."
"Oh, yeah, I'm fine"
>they go on to have a perfect evening

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>>25345332
Only if it's the S2000 Episode

>>25347298
>"Spike. Spike!"
"Huh... What?"
>"You were talking in your sleep."
"Oh yeah, I had this super weird dream that Lyra and Anon where hanging out, but then Lyra woke up then Anon's world pooped him out, then he liquefied her skin, then he woke up and had a perfect evening."
>"Now thats quite the story Spike, but I have one question."
"Whats that?"
>"Who am I?"
"I... I... Have no idea."

>>25347383
>the walls start melting
>one of those old timey 80s anti drug ads come up
>"not even once"
The end.

>>25347401
"What kinda message does that send?"
>"Its an anti drug ad sweetie, its to show you how damaging drugs can be.
"Well mom I'm 14 and not scared of drugs."
>"You should be your father died from drugs. They shot him in the gut and left him to die of the interstate."
"I... I won't end up like dad."
>"I hope not, I can't afford to you stuffed and mounted in my bedroom like your father."
"Mom..."
>"Whats up sweetums?"
"You need to wake up."
>"Whagiqnjeogivnpopvmkokpvmvpjqperkoqejopkevpnapvmsdpvk......................."

>>25345332
Don't you think you're a bit old to be watching a show for little fillies?