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"Ah shot yer dog, Anon!"

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"Ah shot yer dog, Anon!"
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>>25327572
That's fine, I fucked yours
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>>25327572
>S'okay love. I raped your sister.
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>>25327572
Ah shot yers too!
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>>25327572
I cumshot your sister, no problem
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>>25327572


I never had a dog.
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>>25327572
"But I don't have a dog..."
>"Ah know. That's why ah bought ya one. Name's Feller"
"Aaaaaw, Aj, you shouldn't have..."
>"...and then ah shot him. Here!"
>she gives you a dead puppy
"..."
>"That's the Apples way, BITCH!"
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>>25327616
"Hey, Applejack, can I see your gun?"
>She hands you the gun
>"Yeah, but what for?"
>You shoot Winona
"That's the Anon way, BITCH!"
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>>25327572
Got yer parents.
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>>25327572
HA joke's on you I don't have a dog
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https://www.atf.gov/careers
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>>25327631
>She holds Winona's corpse in her hooves
>Then looks at the puppy corpse in your hands
>Smirk
>"Well, well, ya got a dog corpse and ah got a dog corpse...are we going to make something of it or...?"
"G-gulp! AJ...I...."
>She grabs the corpse from your hands and pushes it onto Winona's
>then she makes them hump each other
>"Does it turns you on, eh?"
"...uh, no, actually no."
>"It does, ah know it does."
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>>25327675
what the fuck
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>>25327692
>She slows down the humping
>Dog fur is falling on the floor, due to the rigor mortis
>*wink wink*
>"...ah bet you're as hard as Feller's little pee-pee, right now..."
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>>25327692
that was like the weirdest boner I've had since Tor started
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>>25327703
continue please I'm still getting hard like Feller's little pee-pee
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>>25327675
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>"...and you still have to see what Big Mac does to the cows when they die..."
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>>25327703
You're right I am as hard as a dead dog's penis
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>Look at her
>Shake my head
"Nope"
>Leave the place
"Noope"
>Big Mac passes by
>"Hi anon"
"Nooooope"
>Leave the city
"Noooooooope"
>Leave Equestria
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE"
>Get into the portal
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE"
>Once in the human world get an axe and destroy the machine keeping it open
"Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!
>Get back home
>Get drunk
>Pick a rusted spoon
>Gouge my eyes out
"Nope."
>Sit back, exhausted
>Blood still dripping from my eyesockets
>In the silence of my house I hear a noise
>Frush-frush
>Frush-frush
>And a stench.
>Foul, like...like corpses
>"Ah didn't knew ya had a self mutilation fetish...Ah like it."
>NOPE
>"ooops, winona's lost an ear..."
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
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>>25327766
Alternate ending
>see AJ playing with the corpses
>play with her
"AJ I think I should get a turn with them"
>ok Anon
>Burn the corpses
>Burn Sweet apple acres
>Burn Ponyville
>fuck all the corpses
>Return home and party with Pinkie
The end
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>be anon
>shits been pretty boring lately. and applejack is a bitch for shooting the dog you don't have
>You decide to spice things up a bit
>about 3 days ago you kidnapped Winona
>it was amusing watching them look around town for her.
>the first day it was just the apples
>they walked everywhere, whistling, and clicking
"Heeeer winona...."
>their look of annoyance slowly turning into fear really put a smile on your face

Day 2
>the whole crew is out.
>dash is flying around
>pinkie is trying to... something
>rarity and twilight are trying to use a locator spell
>fluttershy is talking to animals to get leads
>and spike is being useless

Day 3
>nothing
>this is borning again.
>you need to try something new.
>you walk over to the fridge and grab the mutt
>you cut its foot off and put it in a little baggie labeled 'appleblooms lunch'
>once night fell you decided to sneak into the school house and put it in appleblooms desk
>tomorrow should be fun
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>>25327772
>Return home and party with Pinkie
Just nitpicking, you of course realize that the way you wrote it, you get back home and party with the charred remains of Pinkie, right?
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>>25327780
yes burnt yes
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>>25327766
my sides
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I live in the first world and don't keep animals in my house, so that would never happen.
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STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! THIS IS FUCKING AWFUL!!
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>>25327812
>Implying my necrophilia green didn't help preventing a plethora of "hurr durr, now I fuck u, Applepone" replies.
You should be thanking me, instead.
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>>25327812
like the dead dogs or the gouging of eyeballs?
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>>25327831
>>25327832
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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>"You can't see me...ahn...anon...but I'm...oh...masturbating with your eyeballs..."

Ok, I stop.
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>>25327861
No don't stop,please continue
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>>25327869
Not a fan of long greens, sorry, Mine never last more than a couple posts.
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She shert muh derg!
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>>25327861

>you can't see me
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>>25327703
>she licks her lips, staring intently at your crotch
>Youre shocked and disgusted to say the least
>But the fur
>The finality of it
>you're distracted for a moment and by the time you look down, AJ is cupping your cock through your jeans
>"ah hah... Ah toldja ya wanted this"
>She's right and it scares you as she unzips your pants while still forcing the two canine corpses to sloppily fuck
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>>25327934
>Inb4 she makes you fuck Winona
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>>25327943
>You stare intently at the reanimated corpses while AJ whips out your member, massaging it with one hoof
>The smell of slowly rotting flesh fills your nose
>Couple that with her touch you roll head back in ecstasy
>You can feel her using her tounge and... It's cold?..
And stiff
someone get me off this ride
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>>25327572
That was Winona painted black. I got bored.
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>>25327934
>>25327974
>mfw
http://youtu.be/CsQ8xvd_d6k
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>>25328100
>You look down to see Fella's nearly severed head running it's dead gray tounge up and down your throbbing erection, guided by AJ's hoof
>Meanwhile AJ stuffs Winona's snout passed her glazed folds and moans deeply, sending her half cocked eyes to gaze into yours
>She begins furiously guiding both deceased dogs and a moan slips out your mouth
"Ahh fuck" you shutter in pleasure as one of Fella's sharp teeth slips under your uncut for skin, poking through to the otherside, blood dripping around the wound
>"Yea ya want more of this anon?"
>She grins and she yanks a sharp tooth out of Winona's mouth and just ferociously across her gushing marehood
>With blood beading out of each cut, she pulls the soaked dogs nose out of her and raises her self over you, putting her bleeding snatch over you face
>She coos as you lap up the blood and rotting juices
>She begins her work, facing your dock with the stiff holes of the two canines promptly awaiting your seed
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>>25327572
There's one rule when dealing with humans. Don't fuck with their pets, you done goofed applehors
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>wake up
>go on /mlp/
>first thing I see is a necrophilia thread involving ponies and dogs

I hate this fucking place
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Well it's good to hear your request to join the ATF was approved Applejack! Now if you'll excuses me I got to go buy some mag-lights and can-openers.
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>>25328477
>She forces your rock hard member in each of the dogs rotting corpses before they both become nothing more then a pile of flesh
>AJ then gougesvout her eyes and you fuck her eye sockets till she dies
>You snort shards of glass and beging hyper ventilating into a bag until you cough blood
>While asphyxiated you jerk off till your dead

I'm gonna to take a shower now. Let hope I can run into the wall hard enough to forget about this.
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>>25327675
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>>25327703
wth
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>>25327675

This shit... i don't even.. continue?
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>>25329267
>>25328565
>>25328477
>>25328100
>>25328477
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>>25327572
I didn't know you were an atf agent AJ
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This thread's yet to see some more stuff bump..
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>>25327572
"I fucked your sister apple horse!"
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>>25327572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc
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>>25327572
but i don't have a dog.
my apartment does not accept pets
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