>Your Waifu is going to an Hero How do you stop her?

>>25325338
I don't, necrophilia is my fetish

>>25325338
silly pone, how are you going to even pull the trigger?

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>>25325338
She'd probably just fuck it up anyways.

>>25325338
I don't, I follow her into the dark

>>25325338
STOP. POSTING. SUICIDE. SHIT.
seriously it plagues this board like no other.
Every fucking day its at least 3 threads about this awful subject.
Pony is for happy!

>>25325412
>garbageday.jpg

Do a double back flip, fagget.

>>25325419
>Pony is for happy!
Leave while you can.

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>>25325419
>seriously it plagues this board like no other.
Do you honestly expect something different on a board for depressed social rejects who watch a little girls show to escape from reality?

>>25325338
"Wait! I love you! Please marry me!"
>Any hesitation she might have had leaves her mind, and she pulls the trigger as hard as she can

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>>25325545
>girl would rather die then marry you

>>25325338
By taking her gun, what would you do?

>>25325513
Yes, I expect effort at least.
Such a method is never an answer.
Im sorry for caring about you glorious faggots.

>>25325400
She can find some string.

>>25325419
I believe /adv/ takes the cake with suicide threads.

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>>25325419

>>25325338
Shoot her.

Now she can't kill herself.

Because I just beat her to it.

Murica.

>>25325338
>Express my desire to an hero, too
>Form suicide pact with waifu
>Give waifu strong sleeping pills
>Tie up in basement when unconscious
>She will never hurt herself again
>I will always watch over her
>Always

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>>25325726

>>25325419
>It plagues this board like no other.
>At least three threads
>Three threads daily is a plague
>What is /r9k/
>What is /adv/
>"Guys! I don't like it so stop"
>There are more IWTCIRD threads per day than suicidal threads, and the latter is more productive honestly.

>>25325338
with my hands.

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>>25325794

>>25325338
get inside her mouth and an hero for her

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>>25325726
>Twitcha-twitch!

>>25325393
>>25325826
Muh niggas.

10/10 would skullfuck her dead head. And then detach it so I could walk around with her cum covered head mounted on my dick to give me further orgasms.

Its muh fetish. Don't judge me.

>>25325797
to be fair i dont /r9k/ or /adv/
still though, am i really the only one tired of this?
im not meaning to be the "i dont like it but stop guy"
im just tired is all.

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>>25325338
I guess it depends. What would posdibly make Rarara want to an hero?

>>25326215
he autistic fanbase.

>>25326219
That's a reason for anyone to kill themselves.

>>25325338

Stop Ponka. Don't just kill yourself. At least go for the high score first.

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>>25325419
>Pony is for happy
Yeah sure. That's how most of us started out.

>>25325419

>This >>25326486
They are tools now to vent our frestrations. Like angry gods we impress ourselves on them, we bring joy into their lives, only to rip it from them.

At times we are heroes, others villains. But most often something in between.

Pone's are for emotions now ponies are for feels....you'll get there some day Anon. This ride...it never ends...we are the ride.

>>25325338
by fucking her armpit, legpit, or whatever until I am about to climax then pull out and stick it in her ear whilst yelling "can you hear me cumming!"

Why do I have to force her to live against her will?

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>>25325419
>Pony is for happy!
The fact that you are actually this naive makes me laugh. That counts as "happy", right?

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>>25326595
Oh hey it's the dickless wonder who copies my filenames

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>>25325419
Kill yourself