Gryffindor: Dash and AJ Ravenclaw: Twilight Hufflepuff: Pinkie

>>25045452
Damn, now I wish I'd saved that series of greentexts from /k/ about a war against the wizard scum. I seem to remember one about carpet bombing Hogwarts with white phosphorous.

>>25045589
Seriously, in the final film, if one of the opposing sides in the battle brought guns, they would have massacred the other side.

Magic a shit.

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>>25045452
>2015
>not badger pride

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>>25045665
Didn't J.K Rowling come up with some bullshit excuse for why modern technology didn't work in the wizard "world" or something? Sort of like an EMP that fucks up all your electronics except it works for purely mechanical devices too. Which makes no sense when you think about it, because how else would the Hogwarts express work?

>>25045452
AJ should be Hufflepuff due to being a shit background house. Oh and only Twilight should be Gryffindor because it's clearly the favourite house of the writter and even every the characters within the story.

>>25045452
10 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR

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>>25045452
Great, now an Anon and Celestia version of this is stuck in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reop2bXiNgk

>>25045452
House as in which house you assigned our favorite character to? Because That would be Hufflepuff.
House as in what house we would actually get assigned to? That would be Ravenclaw.

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>>25048279
>That would be Ravenclaw.

Did you actually take the hat's sorting test, or do you think you just smart and shit?

>>25045729
>magic, I don't have to explain shit.

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>>25045685
>For each of the four founders had
>A house in which they might
>Take only those they wanted, so,
>For instance, Slytherin
>Took only pure-blood wizards
>Of great cunning just like him.
>And only those of sharpest mind
>Were taught by Ravenclaw
>While the bravest and the boldest
>Went to daring Gryffindor.
>Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest

>not cunning, wise, or brave

At least you got Edward from Twilight on your team.

>>25048405
No, I don't think I'm smart. I know for a fact that I'm smart.

>>25045452
>house I want
Ravenclaw
>house I'd probably get put in
Gryffindor
I don't think I've ever felt real fear in my life, or if I have I didn't fucking notice. I know I'm going to die alone and possibly in a painful way, but I'm not afraid, I know I could lose everyone I even remotely care about, but I'm not afraid, I know the ride will end someday, but I'm not afraid. I just don't seem capable of registering emotions, maybe I was always like that, maybe not. Yeah yeah edgy and shit I get it.

>>25045452
If I remember right I act Gryffindor, but I would choose Hufflepuff as that house was about family and sticking to your own in times of need. I have a big brother complex anyway so it would fit.

>>25045452
>dash
>not slytherin