Good morning, Anons. I had a horrible nightmare. I dreamed that the Cutie Mark Crusaders got their cutie marks. They were these little shield things that didn't blend well with their coats and were disproportionately small on their flanks compared to other foal cutie marks. They had this magical girl anime transformation bullshit to get them, unlike the way the just appear in real world episodes.
That's not even the worst of it:
Diamond Tiara ended up with the 'my mom is shit so I'm shit' cliché, and was redeemed in the most unfulfilling way possible with incredibly jarring character-whiplash and a fallout with Silver Spoon that went nowhere.
Thank goodness I'm awake and that nightmare's over.
Yeah, could you imagine? A shield cutie mark? That's silly.