MLP General

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Episode 516: Made in Manehattan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjPFeKm-06M
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x37ulqe

Equestria Girls: Friendship Games

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x37vjxs
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x37vkbf

ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?=GXz7qCiiWbs

NEW EPISODES TRAILERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWzEnIEGsVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?=JjK7Xvl0VQY

October 10: Episode 518 – Crusaders of the Lost Mark

When Pip Squeak decides to run for class president, the Cutie Mark Crusaders rally around their friend, but find themselves helping their long-time nemesis, Diamond Tiara, in an unexpected way.

October 17: Episode 519 – Hearthbreakers

Applejack is excited to celebrate Hearthswarming Eve with Pinkie Pie's family but soon discovers that the Pies have very different ways of enjoying the holiday at their Rock Farm.

October 24: Episode 520 – The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows

Pinkie Pie struggles to keep a secret that involves Princess Cadance and Shining Armor.

October 31: Episode 521 – Scare Master
Written by Natasha Levinger

Fluttershy decides to face her fears and participate in Nightmare Night with her friends.

Nov. 7: Episode 522 – What About Discord?

Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.

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Who's a silly pony?

I want to kiss Issac's fat asshole.

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>>24991940
Tatzljack is not a pony.

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>>24991953

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Let's say something nice about this pony.

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Why is Fluttershy best horse?

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>>24991965
WHO'S A SILLY PONY???

>>24991982
She has a nice curls on her tail?

Draw requests

>>24991982
I really like her hat?

>>24992006
Applejack getting ready for Fall!

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>>24991982
She's a good mother already, and she ain't even a mother.

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>>24992006
Sunset shimmer shitting out hotdogs.

>>24992006
anon complimenting twilight on her nice butt and embarrassing her

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>>24992019
>she ain't even a mother
incorrect

>>24992006
Sunset Shimmer hanging out with her horse friends

Oh no Anon, a pony made the mistake of standing beside you while the camera was on. She's resigned herself to being shipped with you for the rest of her life.

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tbh

question:
what other archive sites are there for /mlp/?
I missed the list and Archive.moe is dead

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>>24992059
Is Sunbum going to fuck all those ponies?

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>>24992019
Indeed. Such a caring pony.

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>>24991982
Her episodes are boring but that is because she has her shit together and is the most mature of the six. She has little character development because she's already pretty much been developed.
Seeing as her problems include but are not limited to: working too hard, being too loyal, being too honest, being a good big sister, taking care of a family farm, watching over her retard friends and making sure they don't die.

Don't breed pony.

>>24991982
Apple Bloom likes her

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>>24992132
But pony wants to be bred.

>>24992137
he said something nice

>>24992152
That was nice

>>24991982

She's blonde

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>>24992151
STOP... TEMPTING ME. YOU EVIL NYMPH.

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>>24992132
FUCK YOU I'LL BREED WHAT I LIKE!

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>>24992059
How exactly did Sunset go from being one of the most hated one dimensional villains to being one of the most loved characters of the entire series?

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Now say something kind about this pony.

>>24992201
She is the best pone

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>>24992201
She knows just how to treat Applejack.

>>24992199
because she's the main character of the trilogy

>>24992201
Dash needs to stop having orgasms in public

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>>24992201
Very cute eyes

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>>24992087
Sunset with ponies is adorable and there needs to be more.

>>24992226
I quite agree

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>>24992199
She is adorable

>>24991695
Hit the nail on the head. The bronies will carry it across the finish line, regardless of whether or not it's a good game

>>24992201
Her childishness is adorable.

>>24992226
Yup

>>24992061
someone please answer this

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>>24992201
I'd plow her.

>>24992227
Mettaton is a soul from the locked house ols ghost owner and knows the music ghost

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>>24992196

Pony appears in your path looking determined while Spear of Justice starts to play in the background.

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>>24992201
I love her a ton

>>24992201
She's not afraid to throw away other ponies' lives for a cause she believes in

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>>24992246
She's still better with hooves.

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When will best ship become canon?

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>>24992307
>tfw no cute little mare to love

>>24992371
It never needs to

Can someone just tell me that everything's going to be alright?

Kinda need it right now. Please. Please.

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>>24992385
Everything's going to be okay, anon

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>>24992385
It's okay, everything is alright. Don't worry, it will get better!

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Say something pleasant about this pony.

>>24992307
Am I supposed to hear her whine as a high-pitched dog whine? cause i do

>>24992416
Her butt is nice

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>>24992416
she takes good care of her animals
although sometimes she does it to an uncomfortable extent

>>24992440
Me too.

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>>24992416
She knows how to get under AJ's tail.

>>24992416
She is a pleasing shade of yellow.

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>>24992416
I have a strong desire to give her many children.

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Say something nice about sleeping with your pony wife.

>>24992416
She's not Twist

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>>24992416
She is super pretty and soft.

>>24992469

NO

SHE HOGS ALL THE COVERS AND MAKES THE BED SMELL LIKE HAY!

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I was at the gamestop on base the other day and one of the employees was getting shit from his work buddy for his fluttershy themed nametag, so I felt obligated to back him up

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>>24992469
She makes really cute sounds when she's sleeping and her mane is really soft
also her wings are comfy as heck

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>>24992481
Maybe your pony wife does that, but not mine, buckaroo.

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>>24992469
She's adorable when she sleeps.

pony started rapping about fried rice

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>>24992467
I would rather have fillies instead of those shit abomination. Stop shoving your stupid headcanon.

>>24992416
She is great at her job and is exceptionally cute.

>>24992487
>on base
There's another guy in the military on MLPG?

>>24992258
>>24992061
https://archive.horse/
leads to: https://desustorage.org/mlp/

Supposedly they will be importing archive.moe's database when able.

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>>24992505
I thought you were gone, autismo.

Filly demands cuddles!

>>24992576
Fine, but I don't want to hear other fillies tomorrow calling me a cuddleslut.

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>>24992634
>Fine, but I don't want to hear other fillies tomorrow calling me a cuddleslut.
Word got out, Anon. Now you have some work to do.

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>>24992634

>>24992537
thanks, man

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>>24992561
most the people left in mlpg are autismals
also happy satyrs

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>>24992678
Hope has always and will always be my favorite.

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>>24992718
Except those things are an abomination to pony society. Unless your kids want to live like a hermit due to prejudice, then you might as well get a pony foal. You're being selfish if you wanted those monsters instead of what your children thinks.

>>24992754
You're an abomination to normal society.

>>24992678
I'm torn.

On the one hand, spawning some half-human half-pone abomination of your very own with your pone waifu sounds heart-warming and adorable.

One the other hand, it's really astonishingly fucked up on all sorts of levels. The biological, social, and ethical implications are all fairly disturbing. Just imagine a future Earth overrun by half-pone half-human things, satyrs, bojacks (that'd be a satyr with a pone upper half), and centaurs, oh my! What would they make of us?

A little voice in my head chimes in with a severe autism warning, but it's so sweet…

>>24992663
I want an episode where those two have a conflict between one another.

>>24992764
I want an episode where those two find a desperate, deep-seated love for one another.

>>24992759
NO U!

>>24992762
if it becomes the norm then it's just normal
the old people from the past will be listened to and ignored just like they are now

>>24992759
What did I tell you? Only care about yourself because those satyrs are so "cute" instead of looking ahead of yourself and your child. You shouldn't be fit to raise children.

>>24992762
They're essentially wishful fulfillment of oc character with half the generic from their pony partner.

>>24992773
That's the conflict, one is about to share her feelings for the other and then realizes her wiafu has a coltfriend.

>>24992764
That would be amazing. Not entirely sure how that would play out, but I've always kinda had a feeling that Silver Spoon was at least a bit more conflicted with how they treat others.

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>>24992762
>The biological, social, and ethical implications are all fairly disturbing

4th and 5th best pony are in the midst of a sloppy makeout session on your bed. They ask if you'd like to join them. Just before you step forward you get a text from Best Pony asking if you're free for dinner at her place in 5 minutes.

What do you do?

Imagine the more humanoid results of generations of human/pone interbreeding – humans with pony skin and mane colors.

You'd be responsible for releasing Equestria Girls onto an unsuspecting world.

>>24992802
>What do you do?
Test her saying I am already eating out.

>>24992802
Sorry Dash and Fluttershy I have to go.

>>24992802
Go eat with best pony.

Also, I need to stop leaving my door unlocked.

>>24992802
Invite her to come eat over at my place.

>>24992802
Tell her I am getting ready to eat already.

>>24992802
Text Fluttershy lewd pics of Rarity and Dash and ask if she wants in.

>>24992802
Fuck the two ponies in my bed, that gives me 4 minutes and 30 seconds to go have dinner with best pone.

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>>24992718
hope is pretty amazing 50% pone

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>>24992895
Instead of those stupid abomination, you should consider a foal filly since they could easily make friends with the same race.

>>24992905
>races can't be friends with other races
Quick, someone tell donkeys, mules, crystal ponies, zebra, and griffons that they're universally hated by ponies!

Wait, no, that's retarded.

>>24992787
It would have to be something specific they're doing that she finally has a problem with, but she's never shown any disinterest before

>>24992812
>centuries later the dominant species is Equestria Girls
>all of society revolves around local high schools

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>>24992895
>tfw you will never have a bundle of joy with your waifu

>>24992918
>he hasn't seen Bridle Gossip

>>24992935
>anon is green
>lyra is green-ish
>their kid has white skin
Literally cucked, anon.

>>24992938
>Bridle Gossip
>the episode where everyone realized other species are fine
>griffons are fine anyway
>donkeys are fine anyway
>everyone was okay with crystal ponies
>everyone liked breezies
>b-but other r-races are a-always hated by e-everyone!
Back to /pol/, kid.

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>>24992924
perhaps not directly, but at the very least she seems to be much more kind then dt is. She was the first pony to start clapping at granny smiths story in Family Appreciation Day.

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>>24992918
Sorry but those are horse like. What you want is a leper living in a community full of SCID suffers. It's not going to end happily for everyone.

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>>24992935
>singular
>implying
as many as possible

>>24992961
Satyrs are basically a poor man's anthro

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>>24992935
>>24992969
And you get to watch all of those things getting pick at for being different or how their mother was a retard. This is assuming she isn't NTR you with Dr. Hooves.

>>24992961
>griffons
>horse-like
Ok.

I don't mind the idea of satyrs. But if we're talking children with a pony I'd rather the situation be me as a pony with pony kids and a pony wife tbh

>>24992956
>he only saw the conclusion of Bridle Gossip
Oh, ok

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>>24992969
cutest sisters

I haven't watched the show since the end of season 2. Are the newer seasons any good? Is it worth my time to watch them?

>>24993031
yes
3 was a complete disaster but they fixed it
don't read the comics

>>24993031
If you want. Expect a lot of memes in the later seasons

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>>24993006
They are more horse than those half breed monstrosity.

>>24993030
This is like autism in one picture. You only like them because it looks "cute" without realizing how fuck up their futures are.

>>24993031
Start from season 3 and it gets better from there.

>>24993031
Season 3 is "not great" but has a few good episodes (Too Many Pinkie Pies, Sleepless in Ponyville). It also has Magical Mystery Cure which is probably the most hated episode but is a necessary watch due to the massive plot implications.

Season 4 is pretty darn good. Definitely better than Season 3 and I think most people see it as a decent return to form.

Season 5 so far is really really good. It's in the running for best season.

>>24993029
>he doesn't' realize that Zecora was feared for living in the motherfucking everfree forest with the manticores, dragons, and timberwolves, not because she was a pony with stripes
Ok. Back to /pol/.

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>>24992469
she is so warm and soft

>>24993051
>They are more horse than those half breed monstrosity.
>satyrs are half horse
>griffons are cat and bird
>b-but griffons are m-more pony
Literally retarded.

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Pony is sad

>>24993056
>MMC
>massive plot implications
Yeah no

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>>24993064
quit responding to him

>>24993048
What kind of memes?
>>24993051
>>24993056
Thanks, I'll check it out.

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what does coco dream of

Ponies are naked

>>24993064
Griffon are their own specie instead of a hybrid in that universe. What you want is a half breed monster of yourself with a pony and having that thing trying to fit in pony society without expecting things to go wrong. Stop being a retarded, selfish twat.

>>24993081
>What kind of memes?
the ones where if it's something he doesn't like, he calls it a meme

>>24993081
Basically a lot of fandom jokes have become canon. Also don't skip any of season 3

>>24992960
What if DT pulled off something that insulted SS?
Like be a total cunt to someone and not realize that they were related to Silver?

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>>24993088

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>>24993088

>>24993086
The days when Suri used to be nice to her

>>24993086

Ridding Europe of the jewish menace and rebuilding a strong, independent Germaney for the Germanian people.

>>24993089
Mules are a hybrid and they're accepted. But keep on being racist, kiddo.

>>24993110
So Coco never dreams?

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>>24993110
what do you think that was like

>>24993130
Mostly lesbian sex with a dominant older mare

>>24993114
>Not ridding Europe of the mudslimes and helping purge the middle east.

>>24993130
She used to get her own coffee.

>>24991982
she is getting a bit fat

>>24993117
Read
>>24992961
That falls in the category of horse like, not hideous monsters that is half human and half horse.

>>24993130
Look at Coco's cute fat gut.

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>>24992895
Hope's theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUQF4fbBLL4

>>24993162
fuck hope's ass

>>24993156
Would satyrs be more accepted if they had pony upper halves and human legs?

>>24993170
dude, you can_ _ just fuck the satyrs

>>24993171
no

>>24993171
Satyrs aren't accepted because they aren't show related. They are clearly some weird fetish.

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>>24993171
i'd fuck one

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>>24993162
lyra wouldn't approve

>>24993192
Lyra's even more of a slut than hope is, though.

Filly just wants a friend. Just one.

>>24993179
Why aren't these more popular? Most artists cant draw pony legs without giving them human butts anyways. This would cut out the middleman pun not intended

>>24993198
Then she should stop being so unlikeable.

>>24993204
>Why aren't these more popular?
because it's the worst of all worlds?

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>>24993198
>Filly just wants a friend. Just one.

>>24993208
Just because it doesn't have tits?

>>24993208
>absolutely no tits
>no horse pussy
that is pretty bad

>>24993162
Hope wants to know how her mom felt when her husband rutted her.
She wants the daddy D.

>>24993221
because it has no tits
because it has no horse ass
because it has no horse pussy
because it has no horse cock
because the legs don't even bend the right way to allow for reasonable movement
because it has no human face for easy kissability

literally name one benefit it has
you can't
it's the fucking worst

>>24993237
It's got human pussy that will get stretched beyond the max by stallion dick like in my hentai!

>>24993208
>>24993225
>>24993237
So if reversing a satyr makes humans shun them, then regular satyrs must be shunned by ponies. I see what that guy means now

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satyr left legos on the floor again

>>24993271
Is this what a magic orgasm looks like?

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>>24993278
yes

some are more intense than others

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>hating satyrs

>>24993192
awww, looks like they're making a baby sister or brother for her

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>>24993192
>already have several children
>waifu wants even more
Yes? No?

>>24991988
>meme face
She was much much better in Scare Master

Spike's dream form is so sexy. I don't care that he skipped leg day.

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>>24993316
>Are you winning, dad?

>>24993322
only if there are means to support them
of if your waifu's applejack.
because more family means more farmhands to help

>>24993322
I take it back. THIS is the picture of autism. Why the fuck would anyone want to have this many kids or fuck up the population of ponyville with these monstrosity? They would hunt the monsters and you down to prevent this.

>>24993335
hopefully it'll be a tie

Celestia reminds you that YOU MURDERED HER.

>>24993354
>not a three way win with Hope joining the fray

>>24993081
Psst, Anon…

…"Magical Mystery Cure" is actually pretty good. Some of the songs are catchy as fuck. It just has some pacing issues and some parts of the story don't make much sense unless you've watched at least Season One closely.

But seriously, watch it after getting through all of Season One, including the not so great episodes.

>Anon wonders why ponies do not want him to live with them.
>It's not because of his freaky human dick or his need to wear clothes and then ejaculate constantly on them.
>They have access to human internet and know what humans do to houses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08vO-VuZ2Ss

>>24993362
>not spamming SPARE on her
I don't get how you guys fail so much when they outright tell you want to do?!?!

>>24993341
multiple anons with their waifus
although i will agree i dislike that particular image

>>24993341
>humans
>not raping the natives to extinction
Dyewts?

>>24993377
Hey fuck you the last time we screwed over a subhuman species we just used blankets.
And some guns.

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>>24993376
Yeah, it's alright.

I post it in lieu of family portrait pics, since there's so damn few of those unfortunately.

>Call Celestia on the phone
>She doesn't pick up
>One day you get a call
>Turns out it's the wrong number
One day

>>24993370
The entire episode is a giant pacing issue

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"I'm sorry, Anon.

"Your child with Bunny is going to be a bojack. If you and your wife need anyone to talk to, I have a list of counsellors and social workers that specialize in these cases."

>>24993354
>a tie
Anon is not a diamond dog

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No class tomorrow, time to drink.

>>24993398
Into the trash it goes

>>24993398
Is music going to start playing every time she wakes up and goes to bed
I can only stand so much BACK IN THE 90s

>>24993396
Yes, it would have been better as the first direct-to-video pone movie with a more well thought-out story. I don't disagree with you.

Also, other Anon – I think I'd include the Season Two opener in there, too. That's also pretty important, and has some nice parallels to MMC.

>>24993396
because it was supposed to have been a 2-parter

>>24993400
that's called a knot
I was referring to both Anon and Lyra having legs giving out, orgasms

>>24993408
You're free to visit it any time.

>>24993398
I'll go get my gun...

>>24993414
A dog's knot keeping him in a female is called a tie. Don't get snotty if you don't know the terms.

Ah, rainbow dash. Truly the most tsundere of ponies.

>>24993413
>nice parallels
The first half of the episode is just a rehash of S2 opening, just without the plot-relevant context

>>24993418
Go back to your degenerate general in /mlp/
>>>/mlp/abomination

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>>24993425

keep ponying and nobody explodes

>>24993392
there is few
most of it is in greentext.
there need to be more artists though

Nyx wants you to hold her

>>24993425
N-no she isn't you stupid baka!

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>>24993436
Wanting to settle down with your waifu and start a family is degenerate?

>>24993449
He's just autistic and raging about something that fucks with his headcanon.

>>24993424
your knowledge of dog genitalia frightens me a little

>>24993418
If I wanted visitation rights to a landfill, I'd go to your mom's house

>>24993449
quit responding to him

>On a date with fluffy pony
>going great
>she says she has a secret that she won't show you
>it's a plate of spaghetti under her hat

>>24993461
>it's a foggy night
>she drowns

>>24993452
Never have a conversation about horses with a horse breeder.
Those people obsess over horse fucking.

Filly keeps making bad horse jokes

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>>24993458
But it's late and I'm bored.

Fine, I'll stop.

>>24993466
>after dinner, you and your fluffy start getting frisky
>she tries to swallow your load and drowns

>>24993466
Fluffy ponies can't drown silly
They're naturally floatable

>>24993482
>m-muh boredom
Every time

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>>24993451
>saying this
>in a mlp board

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>>24993473
>Youtube Horse Sheath Cleaning.

WHELP.

>>24993479
They're just bad jokes. Being a horse doesn't make everything you joke about a horse joke, filly.

>>24993473
like wanting to fuck horses, or all about the horse on horse mating?
I don't think I could hide my erection if I got into a conversation about that particular subject

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>>24993482
bait is pretty tasty

also big mac's satyr is a cutie

>>24993500
Filly asserts that she is just horsin' around

>>24993501
They like to "Clean" their horses penises by hand and get all the smegma off.

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>>24993496
Oh look, you hurt her feeling. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>24993505
Big Mac is canonically never getting married

>>24993513
What if he gets to wear the dress?

>>24993498
and now it's in your recommended listings
I find it amusing about all that legal horse pussy winking and mating that's up on youtube

>>24993510
A-Anon, no give me boner now
I don't want promotion at work

Why do they shitpost, dad?
Why aren't they posting ponies?

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>>24993513
But that is your headcanon. You will never know because this might be canon.

>>24993479
As long as she's not cock voring colts again that's fine.

>>24993526
because they're not being reported to death

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I like to imagine Dash's daughters would be really feminine.

>>24993525
>he hasn't seen the videos of pretty, young farmer's daughters being given sheath-cleaning duty

>>24993526
Satyrs are allowed. Just like EQG and Undertale

>>24993525
>A-Anon, no give me boner now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIqo7wnG3FM
You know you wanna click it.

>>24993532
no, it's okay, she has signed consent forms from thems and everything

>>24993544
They're never subtle.

https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/10/6/995702/large.png

>>24993537
>Horse eventually gets erect.
>They just casually use the rag up and down this massive thing like it's nothing.
>This video even scares black dudes.

>>24993549
I think that was the joke

Would the show be better if Twilight was still a unicorn?

>>24993544
Where are the ponies.jpg

>>24993549
That's the joke

>>24993548
>posting moonspeak in a made-up language
Come on, why even bother

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>>24993536
except her son, who she forces to do sports and other sport things

>>24993548
>Vodka runes.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

>>24993556
no

>>24993556
It's racist!

>>24993536
>>24993564
>actually thinking that Dash would allow you to touch her
>or have those abomination

>>24993548
Being a Russian Brony must be like hard-mode pony fan

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titties

that is all

https://derpibooru.org/997602

>>24993571
>Implying she has a choice because she is a heavy sleeper and all I need is 5 seconds.

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>>24993571
Dash is a very affectionate little mare.

>>24993571
Dash loves dick

>>24993556
Twilight's life would be better, and she wouldn't have to be stuck waiting for her cutie mark to start glowing

>>24993580
Nyx needs you to hold her.

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>>24993572
>Fuck up and expose your power level in America, you get glances and chuckled at as you drop pasta.
>In Russia, if your neighbor thinks you are liking ponies the police kick in your door and you are never heard from again.

>>24993586
I don't know anything about her stupid fanfic origins, but she's cute enough and I'd hold a pony.

>>24993591
I wonder if that actually happens.

>>24993592
>All of them are jailbait.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>24993609
I just said i don't know about her origins but i'd hold her anyway.

Are you retarded?

>>24993585

She'd still have a library. And the Tirek fight would have been better to look at, because she'd be even more of an underdog.

>>24993592
They are all underaged

>>24993603
It's cutie mark consent, anon.

Filly's urethra is itchy. She needs a colt to itch it for her.

>>24993586
>Nyx
Dropped

>>24993618
colt doesn't want to go back down there again
last time he just barely made it out

>>24993612
But you think I should always have a satyr daughter, even though I'm oppose to it!

The map works on ponut metrics, remember.

>>24993599
No, never.
Russia is known for being very tolerant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMTbFSJ_Tr4

BAN THE NYX IT'S OPPRESSIVE!

>>24993618
I think she needs a doctor. She may have a UTI.

>>24993580
A lot more hesitant than you'd think from her brash exterior?

Does she want you to be extra careful and gentle?

Is her tight little horse pussy seemingly on a hair trigger, positively sucking the cum out of your balls?

Oh yes.

>>24993613
I don't think they'd put in the fanwank fight if she hadn't been an alicorn.

But what about horse panties

>>24993618
I hope filly likes cranberry juice.
Because she doesn't get a choice, she is drinking a gallon of it.

>>24993614
https://www.derpibooru.org/649861
>implying that wouldn't stop her father

>>24993624
You can't just drop a pony! They're too fragile.

>>24993637

That's even better.

>>24993644
Nyx is a tantabus made of black smoke. The worst that would happen is her glasses break

>>24993638
that's lewd anon

>You and your fellow Anons will never be bros and go on a pony sock raid in Canterlot.

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>>24993636
>dash on a hair trigger, cumming before even 30 seconds
>and cumming again just as fast
>and again

>>24993648
You'll hurt her feelings.

>>24993572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUaYcPZRKuw
Not when they get songs like this.

>>24993661
I want to hurt her vagina (by having sex with her for the purpose of loving procreation)

>>24993638
If you're talking about the magical transformative artifact, you should know that they're simple to produce and readily available en masse. There's no reason anyone should go without the lower body of a horse.

>>24993630
Man, people are dumb.

>>24993668
*pistol whips you*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!

>>24993668
do not hurt the vagina
caress the vagina

>>24993657
>putting on the pony socks
>stomping around with your weird pony hooves

>>24993660
>"Holy shit Dash, even Fluttershy could hold out for longe-"
>You had no idea Dash could rear up and buck you out of her that fast.

>>24993667
wow, that's bad

Nyx's fluffy midnight tuft.

>>24993690
Being a Russian must be suffering.
Most of them can't even fucking drive.

>>24993677
I will caress it with my penis

>>24993682
>implying she would have good control of her legs after all that stimulation

>>24993675
Seriously, who the fuck dresses up like a faggot when you are in a country that makes it illegal to be a faggot?

>>24993695
I want to hump furiously at her little tuft until I spray cum over the confused filly

>>24993695
Tell Nyx to stay out of the memes

>>24993682
Why would a woman want to 'last longer'

Its not like she cums and its over.

>>24993700
She's used to being electrocuted by literal lightning.
I think she can manage a buck while your dumb ass killed her orgasm by killing the mood.

>>24993711
Tell Nyx to stay on my pene

>>24993717
uh huh

>>24993716
If she cannot dominate you in the bed she will never be able to take your shit and tell you what to do.

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STOP RAPING NYX

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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don't sexualize satyrs

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odds: draw one request to celebrate
evens: beb immediately
dubs: secret

Nyx is an MLPG meme

Now I remember why I have over 100 lines of filters
The shitpoating gets really out of hand wuickly

>>24993743
Draw your favorite pono.

>>24993740
Is it okay to fantasize about a massive satyr stallion cuddling me if I ignore the giant horsedick grinding against me?

>>24993743
CELEBRATE GOOD PONES COME ON!

>>24993743

How about Rarity eating a marshmallow?

>>24993748
I agree.

>>24993743
Draw a satyr in a pretty dress
ideally a stallion

>>24993740
>Should not want.
>But dem legs.
>Dat frame.
>Dat sly grin.
Fugggggg

>>24993758
That's cannibalism, man. Not cool.