Episode 517: Brotherhooves Social
Written by Dave Polsky.
Friends Forever #21 is storytimed here!
More art prompt!
There's a lot Apple Bloom looks up to Applejack for. There's things a sister knows, after all. Still, Big Mac has probably always been hoping she'd come to him for more guidance than she has. Does she even know his cutie mark story? It seems logical to have asked at some point, but she may have taken it for granted, too. He is a bit taciturn, after all. But presumably he's got one, and he may even be interested in sharing it! Maybe it's the least she could do after that incident with the love poison.
Season 5 episode links
Episode 516: Made in Manehattan
Equestria Girls: Friendship Games
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
NEW EPISODES TRAILERS
October 10: Episode 518 –
Crusaders of the Lost Mark
When Pip Squeak decides to run for class president, the Cutie Mark Crusaders rally around their friend, but find themselves helping their long-time nemesis, Diamond Tiara, in an unexpected way.
October 17: Episode 519 –
Applejack is excited to celebrate Hearthswarming Eve with Pinkie Pie's family but soon discovers that the Pies have very different ways of enjoying the holiday at their Rock Farm.
October 24: Episode 520 –
The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows
Pinkie Pie struggles to keep a secret that involves Princess Cadance and Shining Armor.
October 31: Episode 521 –
Written by Natasha Levinger
Fluttershy decides to face her fears and participate in Nightmare Night with her friends.
Nov. 7: Episode 522 –
What About Discord?
Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.
Who's a silly pony?
Let's say something nice about this pony.
WHO'S A SILLY PONY???
She's a good mother already, and she ain't even a mother.
Sunset shimmer shitting out hotdogs.
>she ain't even a mother
Is Sunbum going to fuck all those ponies?
Indeed. Such a caring pony.
Her episodes are boring but that is because she has her shit together and is the most mature of the six. She has little character development because she's already pretty much been developed.
Seeing as her problems include but are not limited to: working too hard, being too loyal, being too honest, being a good big sister, taking care of a family farm, watching over her retard friends and making sure they don't die.
STOP... TEMPTING ME. YOU EVIL NYMPH.
FUCK YOU I'LL BREED WHAT I LIKE!
How exactly did Sunset go from being one of the most hated one dimensional villains to being one of the most loved characters of the entire series?
Now say something kind about this pony.
She knows just how to treat Applejack.
Sunset with ponies is adorable and there needs to be more.
She is adorable
I love her a ton
She's still better with hooves.
>tfw no cute little mare to love
Everything's going to be okay, anon
It's okay, everything is alright. Don't worry, it will get better!
Say something pleasant about this pony.
she takes good care of her animals
although sometimes she does it to an uncomfortable extent
She knows how to get under AJ's tail.
I have a strong desire to give her many children.
Say something nice about sleeping with your pony wife.
I was at the gamestop on base the other day and one of the employees was getting shit from his work buddy for his fluttershy themed nametag, so I felt obligated to back him up
She makes really cute sounds when she's sleeping and her mane is really soft
also her wings are comfy as heck
Maybe your pony wife does that, but not mine, buckaroo.
I would rather have fillies instead of those shit abomination. Stop shoving your stupid headcanon.
I thought you were gone, autismo.
>Fine, but I don't want to hear other fillies tomorrow calling me a cuddleslut.
Word got out, Anon. Now you have some work to do.
most the people left in mlpg are autismals
also happy satyrs
Hope has always and will always be my favorite.
Except those things are an abomination to pony society. Unless your kids want to live like a hermit due to prejudice, then you might as well get a pony foal. You're being selfish if you wanted those monsters instead of what your children thinks.
On the one hand, spawning some half-human half-pone abomination of your very own with your pone waifu sounds heart-warming and adorable.
One the other hand, it's really astonishingly fucked up on all sorts of levels. The biological, social, and ethical implications are all fairly disturbing. Just imagine a future Earth overrun by half-pone half-human things, satyrs, bojacks (that'd be a satyr with a pone upper half), and centaurs, oh my! What would they make of us?
A little voice in my head chimes in with a severe autism warning, but it's so sweet…
What did I tell you? Only care about yourself because those satyrs are so "cute" instead of looking ahead of yourself and your child. You shouldn't be fit to raise children.
They're essentially wishful fulfillment of oc character with half the generic from their pony partner.
That would be amazing. Not entirely sure how that would play out, but I've always kinda had a feeling that Silver Spoon was at least a bit more conflicted with how they treat others.
>The biological, social, and ethical implications are all fairly disturbing
4th and 5th best pony are in the midst of a sloppy makeout session on your bed. They ask if you'd like to join them. Just before you step forward you get a text from Best Pony asking if you're free for dinner at her place in 5 minutes.
What do you do?
Imagine the more humanoid results of generations of human/pone interbreeding – humans with pony skin and mane colors.
You'd be responsible for releasing Equestria Girls onto an unsuspecting world.
hope is pretty amazing 50% pone
Instead of those stupid abomination, you should consider a foal filly since they could easily make friends with the same race.
>races can't be friends with other races
Quick, someone tell donkeys, mules, crystal ponies, zebra, and griffons that they're universally hated by ponies!
Wait, no, that's retarded.
>tfw you will never have a bundle of joy with your waifu
>the episode where everyone realized other species are fine
>griffons are fine anyway
>donkeys are fine anyway
>everyone was okay with crystal ponies
>everyone liked breezies
>b-but other r-races are a-always hated by e-everyone!
Back to /pol/, kid.
perhaps not directly, but at the very least she seems to be much more kind then dt is. She was the first pony to start clapping at granny smiths story in Family Appreciation Day.
Sorry but those are horse like. What you want is a leper living in a community full of SCID suffers. It's not going to end happily for everyone.
as many as possible
And you get to watch all of those things getting pick at for being different or how their mother was a retard. This is assuming she isn't NTR you with Dr. Hooves.
They are more horse than those half breed monstrosity.
This is like autism in one picture. You only like them because it looks "cute" without realizing how fuck up their futures are.
Start from season 3 and it gets better from there.
Season 3 is "not great" but has a few good episodes (Too Many Pinkie Pies, Sleepless in Ponyville). It also has Magical Mystery Cure which is probably the most hated episode but is a necessary watch due to the massive plot implications.
Season 4 is pretty darn good. Definitely better than Season 3 and I think most people see it as a decent return to form.
Season 5 so far is really really good. It's in the running for best season.
>he doesn't' realize that Zecora was feared for living in the motherfucking everfree forest with the manticores, dragons, and timberwolves, not because she was a pony with stripes
Ok. Back to /pol/.
she is so warm and soft
quit responding to him
what does coco dream of
Griffon are their own specie instead of a hybrid in that universe. What you want is a half breed monster of yourself with a pony and having that thing trying to fit in pony society without expecting things to go wrong. Stop being a retarded, selfish twat.
what do you think that was like
Hope's theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUQF4fbBLL4
lyra wouldn't approve
because it has no tits
because it has no horse ass
because it has no horse pussy
because it has no horse cock
because the legs don't even bend the right way to allow for reasonable movement
because it has no human face for easy kissability
literally name one benefit it has
it's the fucking worst
satyr left legos on the floor again
some are more intense than others
>already have several children
>waifu wants even more
I take it back. THIS is the picture of autism. Why the fuck would anyone want to have this many kids or fuck up the population of ponyville with these monstrosity? They would hunt the monsters and you down to prevent this.
…"Magical Mystery Cure" is actually pretty good. Some of the songs are catchy as fuck. It just has some pacing issues and some parts of the story don't make much sense unless you've watched at least Season One closely.
But seriously, watch it after getting through all of Season One, including the not so great episodes.
>Anon wonders why ponies do not want him to live with them.
>It's not because of his freaky human dick or his need to wear clothes and then ejaculate constantly on them.
>They have access to human internet and know what humans do to houses.
Yeah, it's alright.
I post it in lieu of family portrait pics, since there's so damn few of those unfortunately.
"I'm sorry, Anon.
"Your child with Bunny is going to be a bojack. If you and your wife need anyone to talk to, I have a list of counsellors and social workers that specialize in these cases."
Yes, it would have been better as the first direct-to-video pone movie with a more well thought-out story. I don't disagree with you.
Also, other Anon – I think I'd include the Season Two opener in there, too. That's also pretty important, and has some nice parallels to MMC.
Wanting to settle down with your waifu and start a family is degenerate?
But it's late and I'm bored.
Fine, I'll stop.
>in a mlp board
bait is pretty tasty
also big mac's satyr is a cutie
Oh look, you hurt her feeling. You should be ashamed of yourself.
and now it's in your recommended listings
I find it amusing about all that legal horse pussy winking and mating that's up on youtube
A-Anon, no give me boner now
I don't want promotion at work
But that is your headcanon. You will never know because this might be canon.
I like to imagine Dash's daughters would be really feminine.
except her son, who she forces to do sports and other sport things
that is all
Dash is a very affectionate little mare.
>Fuck up and expose your power level in America, you get glances and chuckled at as you drop pasta.
>In Russia, if your neighbor thinks you are liking ponies the police kick in your door and you are never heard from again.
A lot more hesitant than you'd think from her brash exterior?
Does she want you to be extra careful and gentle?
her tight little horse pussy seemingly on a hair trigger, positively sucking the cum out of your balls?
>dash on a hair trigger, cumming before even 30 seconds
>and cumming again just as fast
If you're talking about the magical transformative artifact, you should know that they're simple to produce and readily available en masse. There's no reason anyone should go without the lower body of a horse.
don't sexualize satyrs
odds: draw one request to celebrate
evens: beb immediately
>walking down parking lot to get some milk.
>Notice a pony toy hanging off a mirror in one of the cars.
>Still have my keys in my hand so I make a detour and rake my house key as hard as I can down the length of it.
>Come back and the car is still thee and the owner now.
>With his daughter.
>Don't give a fuck.
Nothing because I got bored of the last game I bought quicker then I thought and I'm waiting to get Fallout 4 now i guess.
I want to be turned Anon's griffon girlfriend
>After the Canterlot pony sock raid
>You're checking out your booty
"Huh, Moondancer's socks smell funky…
"…and they're all crusty and shit."
>You think for a moment.
I always got bored around mid game when literally every battle forces you to play 4000 vs. 4000 +.
I even have the mod that quadruples the men on the battlefield and battles STILL take like half an hour with bazillion reinforcement waves. I don't know how people handle that game
>I wonder if anyone made a mod that turns the horses in to ponies
>of fucking course they did
What is it with fillies and glass containers
Just because Tara Strong packed on a few pounds doesn't mean Twilight did. Look at this bitch. nothing but sleek and slender.
Moondancer has a wide variety of masturbation techniques, Anon.
Some of them are quite strenuous.
It bothers me how rarely porn featuring this kind of thing actually includes sex
I find it hot, but its hard to fap to "softcore," as inappropriate as the description seems in this case.
SB for example, draws some great absurd horse anatomy, but its almost always just a single character in an interesting pose or something.
Someone put something in something
Applebloom looks like she's had quite the jarring experience
This is a joke, that did not reach its fruitition.
Yeah, I wish there was more porn of this one.
I still hate her. She has the worst phrases and she can't even run a business, the one thing she's supposed to be talented in. What a fucking failure.
>tfw you notice the show is putting more detail on hooves from time to time.
>Sassy actually had hooves that showed the curves of her frogs at one point.
She knows how to market mass-production, but she isn't innovative or creative in any sense of the word, something that is a requirement for a successful business. She is the Blockbuster of modern Equestria.
She mentioned it in her resume, which should have been a red flag but Rarity isn't used to this style of work.
Sassy didn't tell her why she worked in all the boutiques, probably trying to desperately skirt the issue.
She wasn't trying to do it to be mean or evil, she was simply desperate to manage a place that didn't crumble around her again because she didn't realize she was the problem.
It took Rarity nearly being her next failure to make her see the light as Rarity got inspired again by selling what mares wanted and not what papers made them want.
Sassy was an interesting protagonist because she never was one. She was just set in her ways.