"I need to pee. Where is my chamber pot?"

>>22614923
i could be your chamber pot haha

Im right here Princess! Please pee in my butt.

>>22614973
How would she aim? Wouldn't it just dribble everywhere?

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>>22614923
>Her chamber pot is just a hole in the floor
>Luna's room is right below hers
>Her bed is right under the hole
>Celestia tactfully pees on her bed while Luna's asleep
>Before Luna wakes up Celestia covers the hole
>Luna begins to think she has a peeing the bed problem.
>Self-esteem goes down
>Celestia becomes the stronger sister.
The perfect plan.

>>22614923
>Anon looks up from his bowl of cereal
"Your what?"

>>22615016
Have you not been paying attention to the background, she's on a different tower. It was in the s4 premiere

>>22615006
goatse.jpeg

>>22615016
Except for the fact that Luna is awake during the night.

>>22615016
I want a writefag to do something with this

>>22615409
She's asleep during the day though. Which is when Celestia is awake.

>>22614923
"Luna is away on a diplomatic mission, your highness."

>>22615006
>pull apart lips
>expose urethra opening directly to air
>pee

It's like you've never searched "girls peeing standing up" on [insert porno website of choice] before.

>>22614923
>tfw you need a special chamber pot because your pee comes out at the temperature on the surface of the sun.

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>>22615598
Guess she'll just have to hold it.

>>22615598
Luna loves sunny d
Celestia loves moonshine as well as moonpies. I shouldn't have this boner right now

>>22615482 With hope maby some-one will do it.

>>22614923
Shall I bring the large or extra large? I don't like carrying the extra large one unless I need to, it's very heavy.

>>22614923
This implies that she has somehow lost the object that she normally pisses in.
Think about that for a second.

>>22619441
She's a god. She wouldn't lose something like that. Who do you think took it? Did they take it for sexual reasons, maby to have White horse get desperate, or did they need it for themselves. Who would have a bladder as big as her to need something like that thoe?

I want to watch Princess Celestia try to make it through her entire day without a trip to the bathroom

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>>22620643
I want a story made where Celestia has needed to teleport the contents of her bladder to the sun for thousands of years because her pee is the temperature of the sun and anything more than a few drops would kill all of the ponies around her from the intense heat. One day her magic would be cut out from a failed spell or something. pic edited to be swf nsfw link here https://derpiboo.ru/494438?scope=scpe2ad598d97663f77e7d984a3e95d912e87a90551d

>>22620860
Coming to think of it. Would anyone write this?

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>>22621722
no

>>22615006
>>22616967
Also, horses seem to get a pretty straight stream going when they piss even without doing that.

>>22620860
That's just silly. She may be a powerful magic-user, but she's still just a normal pony and there is no reason to believe she would urinate anything other than normal horse-piss, same as other Equestrian ponies.

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When you see it.

>>22623510
It's still a good plot for a clop story.

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>>22615006

>>22623597
where is it anon

>>22623669
I actually can't remember myself. It says something like "peeing in one another's mouths is the ultimate form of intimacy between sisters" or something

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>>22623698

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>>22623619

>>22623762
What the fuck anon.

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>>22623762
>>22623619
>posting those two
>Not posting the "do you even pee?" one
Anon...

>>22623843
Post it anon.

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>>22623963
This and the next one are the most hilarious pages of that comic.

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>>22623972

>>22623619
>>22623762
>>22623972
>>22623978
I've clopped to this comic like a hundred times.

>>22624052
Well, congratulations. I tried to but couldn't stop laughing