Well, well, well. Look what i got in the mail today...

Is it any good?
Does it smell/taste nice?

>>22433661
Put it on toast, we must see if it works.

>>22433665
Twilight smells like lavender, and ponks smells like strong bubblegum.
will taste later

Got mine today too, definitely smells just like butterscotch. Haven't used it just yet because I'm a paranoid mess. Anyone else gotten thiers and used it?

>>22433668

I second this motion.

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>people get their lube
>make a thread about it
>dont even try it out

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>>22433685

>>22433661

>GEEGEEEEEEEEE

>>22434634

does the smell evoke imagery of fluttershy's sticky wet pussy?

>>22433661
We need results OP

>>22433661
what if...you combined the two?!

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>>22434634
Like you wouldn't believe

..Will be testing on my butterfly yellow mary anthro mare momentarily..

>>22434843
shoot... meant to reply to
>>22434799

Holy shit, I checked and mine showed up too.

I thought they were round. Didn't even realize they were oblong-wide bottles.

Appul confirmed for tastes like apples.
Berry Blue is fucked though. I mean I taste berries don't get me wrong but shit is extremely sweet.

Holy shit this is actually real

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seems a few anons have received their orders

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2oz of lube, readily available in most stores, for size reference

>inb4 poisonous shit

I wouldn't buy products from an amateur

>>22435402
>Being this much of a newfag

>>22435402
You literally already have.

The sad part is, you probably don't even know which products they were.

>>22435398
>in stores.
I swear if I see that at the nearest store, im buying it.

>>22433661
got mine too, rarest vanilla.
Taste is confirmed to be ok!
I however do not have toast this late at night.

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similar viscosity to KY but become much more slippery with a little water added

also, holy shit that shipped fast. Joseph and Pony Up! are confirmed for good business.

Oh wow, I didn't realize this thread existed, hello everyone!

Did everything arrive without any leakage? This was a concern on our part when packaging.

What's the toast story, lads?

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>>22435444
the KY is available in stores and is only included for a point of reference

now the color is nice but will it stain toys?
well let's find out

these are some of my old onaholes
the lighter colored one is soft silicone
the darker one is 'peach skin' a soft treated silicone (made to hold heat and feel more like flesh)

will have results in 2 hours

>>22435550
as a new fag to this concept. how much?

>>22435594

$9.95 each bottle, or $8.33 each if you buy all six.

>>22435594
1 billion shekel

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>>22435471
Poor lube on piece of toast, get pic with time stamp. Take a bite of lubby toast and time stamp it as well.

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>>22435609
You're a good man.

>>22435621
>Poor

>>22435398
>Pony Up!
>in stores
Where?

>>22435550
Everything checks out. No leakage or damage here, the caps seem like their on quite tight.

Didn't get "discreet" package options and it was still unassuming, roommates were none the wiser.

Shipping time was excellent, arrived on my birthday.

10/10 For ordering. Still need to test the product.

>>22435666
Happy birthday Satan

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>>22435550
No leakage here.

Everything went smoothly and this stuff is great.

considering making a custom order as well, how feasible would something like coke pone be? and what would the pricing for customs be?

>>22435726
Just use cola in place of water...

>>22433661
>tfw no filly juice

>>22435726
coke flavored lube.
jesus man, that's a great idea.

>>22435702
Satan thanks you.

>>22435609
>$8.33 each if you buy all six.
That's rather tempting.

Anyone combine the lubes yet? I'm morbidly curious as to what that would smell like.

>>22435726

For custom flavors please contact us on Etsy so we can talk more in depth, we'd love to make a set of custom flavors for you.

>>22435654
lrn2comprehension

Birthday Satan reporting in. Post use report.

Good consistency, smell has vanilla hint, could stand to be a tad stronger. Good musk smell overall.

I'm not used to water based lubes but it wasn't bad. Did dry quickly but easily reactivated with saliva/water so no complaints.

From a personal use standpoint it's worth the cash. Good customer service. Good product.

>shilling intensifies

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>>22435572
2 hours have passed

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>>22436740
time to wipe away the lube and see if any staining occurred

>>22436757

So, was there any staining?

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sorry about that internet crapped out on me

I don't see any staining but this is no guarantee that your toys won't get a stain. My opinion is that staining is highly unlikely.

>>22436874

thank you, brave onahole owner, a great service you have done.

>>22436435
You're god damned right shilling intensifies.

I will shill this long and hard into the night.

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Whelp, time to take the plunge.

>>22436966

Dubs confirm sexy shilling.

You people are all fucking weird. I wouldn't have it any other way.

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>>22437837

T-thanks, anon-kun

>>22433668
Why has no one done it yet?

Slipped the first few threads, but now I'm curious and have some questions for the dealer or anyone else with the knowledge

Where do I buy?

How much is shipping for one? Two? All six?

How's the viscosity? How slippery?

Can I microwave to warm it up?

>>22433661
drain lube into another container, fill bottle with cum, and resell or gift it to to another brony/horsefucker.

There should be art of he 6 using their own personal lubes. It must be done.

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>>22435876
shipment outside US when?

>>22438067
Not that one guy, but depending on how much you order, and how far away you live, there's probably some really good alternatives a opposed to ordering directly through them

>>22438009
>Where do I buy?
www.etsy.com/listing/224376017/pony-up-personal-lubricant-scented
>How much is shipping for one? Two? All six?
Shipping is around 3$ per bottle
>How's the viscosity? How slippery?
Its a bit viscous, but also more slippery than saliva.
Viscosity can be changed with a bit of water/saliva
>Can I microwave to warm it up?
Haven't tried that yet

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holy shit, OP actually delivered, this is incredible

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>>22435550
You're a good good man, Joe. Please keep us updated whenever you can. Have you thought of starting a kickstarter? Or would you get the good old cease and desist from hasbro?

>>22438638
>Or would you get the good old cease and desist from hasbro?
No copyrighted material is being used in these products, so I have no idea why you think Hasbro could do a goddamn thing.

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>>22439733

>>22439812
>defending genital mutilation
CripplecockIDF pls.

captcha: possu - pig in Finnish.

>>22435666
Satan approved

>>22434843

how'd it go

>>22438227
This is the greatest thing I've seen so far concerning colorful cartoon ponies. Now if only I lived alone

>>22440570
just do it in front of them. you'll be out on your own quickly enough

>>22440570

We ship discreetly! Nothing on the outside should clue anyone to whats inside.

We can also ship the bottles without their labels, on request.

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>>22433661
>lubricant

...for what?

>>22438009 >>22438227
I would highly, highly suggest not microwaving your product. With lube the rule of thumb for me, globally, is to immerse the container in a warm to hot water bath and give it a few minutes.
Microwaving lube is a good way to permanently alter its performance or absentmindedly scald your dickskin off.

>>22438067
Saw something in previous JL thread that they're doing Canada now. Not sure about others.

Has the lavender flavor/scent been added yet?

>>22440859

It has, but we're still having difficulties getting the taste correct, any tasteable percentage tastes like soap, further tweaking must be done.

For now it's just a scent, and unfortunately due to the amount of difficulties we've been having we might even scrap the flavor altogether in the future for some other purple fruit like grape, blackberry, or plum.

We hope this isn't an inconvenience.

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>>22439835
>genital mutilation
Yeah, I don't think so, it's lube, fucking faggot.

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>>22434825

>>22441854
it's mixing "vaginal secretions" for a better effect.
have you never wanted to have your dick rubbed between two females that were tribbing?
pleb.

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>>22442627
>implying I would have sex with a human

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>>22442754
>roleplaying

>>22442776
not roleplaying

>>22442754
>implying I was talking about humans.
I was referring to ponies tribbing around your dick.

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>>22433661
>TFW Canuck
I have to wait until about 04-13 for mine.

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>>22440920
Plum sounds like a reeeeally good idea.

>>22433661
I'll be ordering the whole set when I get paid tomorrow!
I already have the Dashingly Blue Mary, so it's a toss up between the Ponut 2.0 or the Dragoness muzzle (pretending it's pony) to buy next.

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Hello,

i love this thread i am really thinking of buying me some of them!

Can you please tell me if there is an good MLP (the best would be an Luna) Sextoy like an Real-Doll-Pony-Thing with fur and joints?
the price is really unnecessary.

an good Fleshlite/Onahole with Ponybutt around of it (best with fur) would be good as well.

thank you,
and now go on fucking Ponys^^

>>22444128
>an good
>an good

>>22444294
come on, i am high and i am German Master Rasse please forgive me,

Ich habe das Angesicht meines Vaters vergessen.

>>22443907
>>22444128

Thank you very much for supporting us!

To any other prospective buyers please remember to order before 1 am this saturday or your order wont make it in this weeks shipment!

>>22440666
For your dick.

>>22440659
Dude I live with my brother. That nigger gets his nose into everything. Also the lack of a label would probably just entice him even more. That's why I haven't ordered a bad dragon horse onahole yet either

>>22443426
I fucking love plums

>>22443907
so adding to that.
does anyone here have the ponut 2.0? or the muzzle?
I'm curious as to how good they are.

>>22445174
does he know you clop to pone?

>>22445186
just don't get it mixed up with prunes...

>>22445210
Found out a few months ago and just looks at me weird. I think he's enough of an asshole to tell my parents too

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>tfw the one time I didn't fucking check the mail out of habit
I'll get my two bottles of rarest vanilla tomorrow. I really hope my rare white mary came in with it.

I'm fucking excited.

>>22446149
oh, man. those mary's are the best ever!
worth every penny.

>>22446149
fuck her good for me

>>22444921
Different anon

I have to ask. Princess edition when? And will you include chrysalis and NMM?

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>>22446542
>green chrysgoo
please make it happen

>>22446542

We've had many requests for princesses, but because it's such an investment for us to create new flavors, we have to be sure they will be worth it.

How many people here would be interested in princess flavored and colored variants, and which princesses do you want the most?

>>22446733
Very interested. Start with Celestia and Luna. They'd be much more profitable than Cadance or Chrysalis.

>>22446733
I'd buy it

>>22446758
>faintly citrus and sunflower flavored celestia lubricant

...the lube is supposed to help after you're hard, not make you hard on it's own, right? Because hnnnnnnng.

>>22446230
I hope it serves me better than chance I got.
>>22446470
I will.

>>22446733
Totally would go for Luna. If Chryssi makes it in I would like to suggest a sort of salty sweet flavor for uniqueness

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>>22446808

>>22446758
Luna:
A minty coolness of some kind to make it feel like a brisk night breeze blowing across your penis

Chrysalis:
A Mega Sour Warhead type effect

Cadence:
Strawberry banana sundae

Celestia:
>>22446808
not a Sunfag, but I'd praise that at least one time. unf

Sunset Shimmer:
Strawberry shortcake with whipped creme.

Lyra:
Chocolate chip mint

Derpy:
Banana or blueberry muffin

Bon Bon:
Pink vanilla / maple

idk, just tossing ideas out there.

>>22448235
adding to that:
avoid cinnamon, it is NOT pleasurable.
I had the unfortunate happenstance to have had cinnamon oil spill on my crotch... it burned for days afterwards and was super sore and reddened for for a week, even after washing it off quickly.

>>22448359
I once thought of grabbing some rubbing alcohol to jack off with....
Yes it was as bad an idea as it sounds

>>22448489
what did you even hope to gain from doing so

it doesn't even have any lubricative value

>>22448534

Sounds like he wanted the dryest dick ever short of pouring laquer thinner on it.

>>22448489
I wasn't trying to jack off. a small vial of the oil was in my apron at work and apparently the top wasn't on it tight, so it spilled out and soaked through my apron, shirt, pants,underwear and then my skin.
about the area of a dinner plate got covered and since I was at work I had to do my best to get the oil out of all of those and still finish the rest of my shift.
it had started off as an itching sensation so I scratched at it, but was only rubbing it in more.
once my hand started getting that same feeling, I finally realized what had actually happened.
I couldn't do anything about it for over an hour, while I was working.

my whole shaft, head, balls, lower stomach area and both sides of my inner thighs...

How did you even come up with the idea to use rubbing alcohol?

not as bad as having Bengay on your balls, I bet.

>>22448534
It's just that when I got sore muscles from work I would rub some of that shit on me and the pain would go away. Felt nice.

That shit burned just by touching my skin. My balls too

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>>22440920
No idea what lavender tastes like, and haven't seen it used as a flavor before. But these violet mints are alright. Though definitely taste like you're eating flowers.

>>22448235
>Bon Bon
She actually sort of reminds me of cream soda, since it comes in both cream and pink colors.

>>22448721
Those always tasted like laundry detergent to me.
Tasty, tasty laundry detergent.

>>22449181
Huh. Must be a flower thing. Or just a side effect of soaps being flower scented.

No picture cause I'm lazy, but I tried some of the pink bubblegum, it was delicious. I haven't even used it to fap yet either.

So far I've kept it in the freezer long enough for it cool down immensely, tasted sort of like jam so I stuck it in between bread and peanut butter and was kinda okay. Warming it up is also not a bad idea, provided you microwave it in something that isn't the original container (not that I tried, but it makes sense not to microwave it) and that turned out okay too.

All in all, I say 10/10 for legitimate use in eating, however will try out fapping later.

>>22449295
>orders pony lube
>eats it first
>faps with it later
never change /mlp/

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>>22449295
>eat it all
>forget to fap

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>>22449717
Pretty pony pussy patties when?

>>22449808
I didn't know I wanted this until now

>>22449808
I just had a hamburger for dinner too.

>>22449509
kek

I haven't been around here much, but isn't this pony lube the first noteworthy thing to happen in a while?

I can't remember the last noteworthy thing. It doesn't help that I wasn't around much.

>>22449808
Somebody get a drawfag in. I need a visual representation of the making of Marecum Sauce.

>>22450008
Other than some new songs and S5 hype, nothing has been happening

>>22449808
Those are almost too similar to horse vagoo

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>>22448701
>>22448642
Reminds me of >pic related

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>>22446733
I'm interested in a NMM variant too

>>22449717

$10 for some slippery jam, eh?

>>22448235
> Chrysalis
Let me put it to you this way, the ph balance in battery acid is 1, now your warheads candies and spray are about 1.6. Now imagine putting that on your dick and adding friction.

My opinion for best on for bug butt would be to have a sweet lime flavor

Maybe the princesses could have have more complex smells to them, mimicking perfumes, like an oriental-type fragrance for chrysalis with ambergris

>>22450610
>ambergris
>for edible lube
I'd rather not have my princess marelube taste like whale vomit.

>>22450632

but it smells so nice

>>22450641
but muh pretty pony princess pussy patties

come on OP show us your cum on this

>>22450610
I'd imagine something light and subtle for Luna. Ocean and light floral or ozone scents with some sort of heavier base to even it out. Woods? Hard to capture the scent of night. Definitely doesn't sound edible though.

Continuing with perfumes... Celestia would have a heavier scent, but not too strong. Spices and musks with but with something bright, to again even it out. Perhaps citrus as others have said. But the sun makes me think of flowers, spring, summer. It'd give the two a nice duality.

Cadance requires rose as the princess of love. The typical sweet pea and cucumber combo comes to mind, but I think she needs some fruit. Passionfruit? Maybe even sneak in a hint of vanilla to account for that cream lock of mane.

Chrysalis... I'm not too sure on. Dark and musky instead of Celestia's bright spice. Black licorice and star anise with... something green. I'm not exactly sure if lime is going to cut it. If anything grapefruit would fit in with the astringency theme going on.

For Twilight, honestly it's hard not to think of something similar to Luna's, especially to convey the navy blue mane and astronomer part of her. A little heavier, a slight musk and vanilla to get that old book scent. A tangy spice for the ink. But with the typical floral lavender/violet/etc. And something for that pink stripe. Fruit would probably clash in this case, but maybe a light hint of raspberry, or just rose if it's too much. I mean that stripe DOES stand out.

But hell, I don't make perfume for a living. I have no idea what I'm even saying.

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>>22450892

me either. this stuff seems pretty interesting though. and I like those smells you described, they seem fitting for those characters

I'd like to see more "animalic" (musky) scents. I'm not sure though how ambitious you can be when creating aromatic lube

>>22451120
Thanks. Honestly I felt a bit silly after when I realized how much I rambled about cartoon horse perfume.
Of course there would be an image for this.
>Mossy Woods
Huh, maybe that would work for Chrysalis. Interesting.

>>22451170
>Huh, maybe that would work for Chrysalis. Interesting.

she's really mossy woods? I would have gone with stone dungeon, though I don't think that smells a whole lot less different.

>>22446733
As others have stated, Luna and Celestia should probably be thought out first and worked on. After that, I would assume Chrysalis, Candy Ass, and why not go a rule 63 route with Umbra?

Ever thought about randomly including a clop pic or two in orders just to entice the anons to have at it that much faster? Probably a lame idea, but it was a thought nonetheless. I'll be ordering a box of all 6 later today.

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>>22438859
law fag here.
its seldom a matter of right or wrong in these cases, its that the smaller guy cannot afford the abhorrent legal costs and the costs of lawyers for lawyer necessary legal run-around.

Hasbro would just put up a set of bullshit claims with weak grounding and run them into the ground with their superior financial backing.

>>22452190
>Umbra
After if they do the princesses/Chrysalis, I think background ponies/side characters should be the next step. More popular than an R63 one time villain.

I think Sunset Shimmer should be considered

>>22452275
Would Sunset be tropical, or assorted citrus?

>>22452275
>one time villain

I don't know. Seems people would like Chrysalis too.

>>22452316
Oh yea, I forgot. Still, she's popular amongst people, so that's what they should make

>>22452256

They're on the same level as Bad Dragon though, and far less popular.

>>22433661
How do I as a non-Burger get my hands on these?

>>22453862
They only ship to Canada and USA right now, they said that they might ship to out of US in the future tho

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> tfw I'd rather drink it than use it for singular or plural sex.

>>22454149

Chug chug chug!

>>22446733
have you thought about selling it in bigger bottles?

have you thought about selling it in bigger bottles?

>>22454486
>>22454499
bigger is better mind

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>>22454149
>plural sex

>>22454499

It's possible, but right now we're focusing on our current line, and experimentation.

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>>22448838
>BonBons cream soda mare pussy....

>>22455638
... Why not fucking candy flavor?
Her name is literally "candy" in french.

>>22434769
anyone ever try and masturbate with this/?

>>22455936
I guess cause there's really no fitting candy besides maybe cotton candy. But that doesn't come in little wrappers.

>>22455936
What flavor of candy?

>>22456149
>>22456693
That generic pink bubblegum flavor?

>>22457147
Pinkie Pie is already bubblegum flavored tho

>tfw forgot to pick up my mail before going on a trip
>tfw will have to wait a while to masturbate with this

>>22457584
what flavor?

>>22457900
Rares Vanilla.

It's going to be hell waiting a while to use it with my Rare White mare fleshlight.

>>22457956
Nice matching set.

question about those marys, how do you clean them? can they be turned inside out?

>>22458574
easy to clean. they have a hole going all the way through.

>>22458642
but how would you get into the nooks and crannies, like if i wanted to do a really thorough clean

>>22458574
i run cold water through mine for a minute or two squeezing it up and down the tube. Then dry it with a fan before storing. I've heard soap is bad for the material, can anyone verify that?

>>22458642
adding to that.
I just use dish soap and a good rub down while fingering it to clean the inside. I keep getting hard again when I do though. kek
>>22458700
haven't had any problems with dish soap.

>>22458719
> I keep getting hard again when I do though

I would too, that sounds really hot.

>>22459086
god it is hot, it's all slippery, sliding my fingers in and out easily, rubbing the clit...
damn it.
gotta go take care of some business.

>>22459170
Which one do you have?

id get rainbow trash if i had the dosh

>>22458574
inverting penetratable is possible but is not recommended
it causes stress on the toy and can lead to cracks and rips
if your main concern is cleanliness warm water and a mild soap along with gentle finger rubbing will be sufficient
thorough drying is the most important step in ensuring a clean toy
keep the toy in an open area with the hole facing down (for toy that are closed on one end) with adequate ventilation a fan can be used to speed the process
if you're still concerned a lintfree cloth or facial tissue can be gently inserted to blot any moisture (note that blotting us less effective than air drying)

>>22459382
Dashingly Blue.
dosh well spent.

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We're shipping tomorrow, if you wish to receive your order in this shipment, please put in your orders in by midnight.

Happy Season 5 Everyone! :)

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>>22457284
She'd be bon bon flavor of course.

Like the chocolate stuffed with random cream and stuff orb shaped candy, as in her candy vag change flavor certian flavor (like her voice)

>>22450049
>>22438027
This.

We ordered a self-serve advertisement package, thank you for the suggestion!

Can someone who's used this stuff tell us what it's like?

>>22458307
It's a shame I can't use it for a while. I'll have to wait at least a week.
;_;

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>>22462484
I honestly don't just see much use for it.

I don't have like a pink Chance or anything I can pretend is dickgirl/futa waifu.

Seems like kind of a waste imo to use anything flavored/scented like this if it isn't going to be near face.

>>22462484
She'll wait for you...anon, she'll wait.

>>22456089
I remember some Anon did the RD one (he even used the tuna fish juice), I don't know if it got capped tho.

>>22461207

Looking forward to seeing your ad

>>22464521
I can see it now

"Rainbow Dash juice: the best juice to let "come inside"

>>22464428
might fo it myself then, depending on how alone I am tomorrow

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Confirmed for not tasting good on Red Robins fries.

>>22464960

good try. perhaps it would do better on ice cream. did you share with your tablemates?

>>22464960
Why'd you think butterscotch and fries would go together anyway?

Going for that salted caramel type flavor?

>>22464960
Oh god


Did you also try the other flavors?

>>22464960
>"Excuse me sir, what is that you're putting on your food?"
>"Oh, your My Little Pony inspired flavored lubricant."

>>22464960

I'm trying to think of what wacky situation would transpire that would result in Red Robin french fries becoming drenched in Fluttershy's vaginal fluids.

>>22464960
Lol dude what

>>22465041
Considering they sit on hay, I wouldn't be surprised.

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>>22465041

>"I'm gonna just... s-shove these french fries up my cooter... if-if that's ok with you..."

>>22465007
That's on the to do list, gotta get the other flavors first.

>>22465041
she'll do whatever it takes to please anon.
when he initially asked her to do it, he was only joking, but with Flutters desperately trying to please her Nonny, she thought he actually MEANT it.

----
does this mean we'll be coming up with a list of what is and is not good with our waifu's vaginal juices?

>>22465107
fucking hell, I heard that in her voice.

>>22465119
Did you order them yet?

Now we need a bottle of Pony Joe's precum that is literally just icing

>>22465157
top unf

>>22465127
Well, we gotta test it all for science.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Jc8vxUL-YPSVkxgoO3i0kg73a0q2hVgoEUJ5Pj6lBwU/edit?usp=docslist_api

>>22465268
I have just seen a file named "Mare lube taste test"
I never thought in my life that I would have ever read those words in one shot.

also we need to promote this product in the streams tomorrow!
and we'll need to come up with a flavor and scent for Starlight Glimmer.

muh life is almost complete.
we must make this list whole!

>>22465392
Just leave it unflavored.

>>22465392

"we need to promote this product in the streams tomorrow!"

We would appreciate this very, very much.

>>22465412
right!
it would need to be bland, for equality.

>>22464960
Hey /mlp/, I don't come here ever. I do know these people that don't know what sauce to use with their fries though. I had my wisdoms out a week ago and have been looking forward to finally getting Red Robin again the whole week (I go often enough for them to know me).

I go to the bathroom, and I'm gone for less then like 3 minutes, and when I get back this is what I get to see.

"Shyly Butterscotch"

I can't fucking believe you guys even considered for fucking second that it could've compared to campfire.

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>>22433661

>no one will ever put this on their toast

>>22465591
what the fuck is campfire?

>>22465591
Things get weird when this group gets together. I also never come here but I truly support my friends who do frequent here.
But heres the boat that we are in /MLP/. These guys waited intill I was distracted by more beer and the other guy getting up to go to the bathroom. I didn't see what was happening intill too late. they were passing the lube around like it was a god damn blunt.
Today you guys went too far, and we all have our price to be paid.
Fries+campfire OTP master race reporting in. yall are sick.

>>22465652
Oh and just something to add. I work with five year olds and they don't even know who Appledash is.
Just sayin.

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>>22465646

what the fuck is going on

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>>22465646

>>22465629
Challenge accepted mr skeltal

I already ordered bluefast flavor

>>22465646

it's some kind of sauce at Red Robin I guess

looks like a mix of mayo and BBQ with spice

>>22465681
>AppleDash

Well, I'm glad that five year olds don't know about a bad ship.

>>22465703
>5 of us go to Red Robin
>2 are horsefuckers
>I get the other horsefucker his waifu lube
>convince him to try it on a fry
>post it for lulz
>2 of them are shitposting like they're lives depend on it now

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>>22465629
I might try it in a shot. The fries weren't so bad.

>>22465799
whoops. meant jack. little drunk.>>22465799

>>22465703
pawning off the degeneracy that their friends performed "publicly" as ours.
and that it was our fault they chose to do such a thing of their own free will.

sounds like tumblr to me.

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>>22465901
:^)

Reminder that drunk shitposting is still shitposting

>>22465992
=^.^=

So what's the best flavor?
>tfw no lemon flavor

>>22466201
ikr?

or lime...

>>22465430
Joseph, my man, you have got to learn how to use meme arrows.

>>22466201

I'm pretty partial to rainbow berry

not cause i'm baised..or anything..

>>22465430
I'm ready to drop the hammer on the six pack, but you need to give twilight a flavor, a subtle grape would be good, but I've also seen a purple passion fruit flavor as well.

>>22466342

We are getting different flavors for Twilight, but they wont be ready for a bit, we can put one of our pre-existing flavors in the twilight color if you want?

>>22466484
Do you mix the batches yourselves?

>>22466531

The way our production process works, it allows us to change individual bottles to our liking.

>>22466578
Can I use it in an actual horse?

>>22467609
You can do anything you want anon

>>22465107
>"Is that your fetish, Anon?"

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>>22465107

>>22468023
10/10

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>>22468023

>>22464960
Now I'm going to want Red Robin for the rest of the day. Thanks anon.

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>>22468023
Fucking kek

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>>22468023
lel

>tfw were having a serious discussion about lube
i love this board

>>22465761
Disgusting.

>>22469829
>serious discussion

>fluttershys french fry cooter

Depends on your definition of serious, I guess.

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how many of you faggots are gonna jerk off with this to the S5 opening.

not..me..

>>22471098
I'll clop to the porn.
I don't find the show THAT sexually arousing

>>22473658

excitement boner

>>22477315

Our second shipment has shipped, we got two orders of all six flavors this time! wow!

>>22480320
Nice, wonder who the other guy was that ordered the box. How long do shipments usually take?

>>22480411

If you ordered all six, you'll be sent 3 packages containing 2 in each, each will take 2-5 days to arrive, hopefully all at the same time.

Also, if you ordered all 6, a special prize is included in one of the packages. Happy Season 5!

>>22480502
Nice! Thanks! Happy season 5 to you too as well. Hope to see them soon as well as any other new types you come up with.

>>22480411
there woulda been a third, if my boss wasn't a fucking moron.
more than enough for payroll, but he fucking spent it all on shit for himself.

I hope to get paid by Wednesday and will buy the whole set, just as I had said I would >>22443907

it's a Pinkie promise!

>>22481072

We look forward to your order, you can look forward to your secret prize. =)

>>22481637
when is the latest I'd be able to order and make it on the next shipment?

>>22481980

This Friday night, before 11pm

>>22482013
sweet. thx

Also note, from this shipment on, all orders of more than 4 will come in the same package.

>>22482557
welp, went ahead and ordered anyway.
why do I let my penis drive?
hope this stuff is good on ramen...

So anyone gotten sick or have their dick shrivel off from this yet?

>>22482811
It's all good here.

>>22482013

Also, note that this is 11 pm EST, as we are based in Florida

>>22482733

Thank you for your purchase!

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>>22480411
That would be me

>>22484402

Thank you as well!

>still no toast review

youre letting me down, 4chin

>>22446733
If you decide to make a Luna lube, could you try to emulate the flavor of vanilla cream between soft chocolate buns?

I think what I'm trying to describe is a Moon Pie, but I've never had one of those outside of fresh store-made pastries.

>>22485605
that's a tall order, anon, you know they can do custom flavors right?

>>22485518
I think the only one that would be okay is applepone.

>>22435876

By the way, our customs come with a label designed to fit whatever custom flavor and color you choose, just to let you all know.

Have any fellow canucks received their lube yet?

Lube bump

I can say with authority that these don't taste anything like horse cunt.

I am thoroughly disappointed.

>>22490218
It's supposed to help you get it in, not taste like "it".

>>22490218
^and then there's this asshole

it's supposed to be what "we" imagine the mlp ponies juices taste like, not irl horses you dingus.

you could always add real mare juices to it in place of water

>>22490626
The color of a mare's coat won't change her flavor.

Any reviews for these yet? I'd like to order one but I want to know how they taste

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>>22490802

in real world horse land maybe, but who knows what those colorful bundles-o-fun have for organs.

>>22490802
real mare's no.
these are emulating candy colored pastel ponies that don't physically exist in our world.

according to scientists, there's a cloud of dust or something out in space that they say would smell of raspberries and taste of rum or vice versa, based on it's chemical make up.

we can make these ponies taste however we wish.
there are lubes and such that women buy to make their juices more palatable for their sexual partner or even for themselves.

If no one has done toast by the time I get my six-pack...

I like that someone did peanut butter and lube though, good choice in daily meal

>>22491128
you're pretty inventive, six pack guy

up for lube

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>>22493052
We're up all night to get lubey?

https://derpibooru.org/846612
^this is me trying to make a choice once I get my lube6

>>22493219
It looks like it's speaking to me

"bwop bwop bwop bwop.."

>>22493295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTc3PsW5ghQ
this fits well with the whole booty calls thing

>>22493295
I saw it more of it's winking at me.
I really like that the artist made each pone different

>>22493411
That was actually pretty funny, I haven't seen sesame street since i was soo young.

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Man I hope this shit turns out to be toxic, sick fucks.

>>22494479
pfft.
you're just jelly cuz you're too poor to afford such an thing, kenny.

>>22433661
Can you show us the ingredient list on the lube? I wonder if it's a polyethylene oxide based product.

>>22494708

There is no polyethylene oxide in any of our products.

>>22494757
So what kind of a lubricant is it then?

>>22494810

Vegetable Glycerin and a mix of a few different types of gums.

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>>22494577
>Jelly
>lube

you're punny, nonny

Equality themed lube when?

>>22496397
Does it taste plain?

>>22496461
very, and its powdered

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>>22433661
Thanks, but I've still got gallons of cumlube to get through.

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>>22496551
>gallons of cumlube
>gallons

>>22496551
Cumlube sucks. Dries out too quickly.

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>>22433661
more like cutfag general kek

>>22496551
>Not waifu flavored marejuice
>Shigging this hard

>>22496575
Also tastes like ass

>>22496593
why has to be cutfags? I like lube

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>>22465107
>fluttershy you dirty little mare!
Stop it your making me horny!
>mfw

>>22468023
>Aaaaarrgh~!!
fuck I'm cumming!
>mfw

>>22497364
Could I pls have the source on that?

Preferably before you get banned.

>>22496593
Looks like this retard meant to post in the Miss Eri General

>>22497871
>look up gumball porn!
>mfw

>>22499457
>yfw you have no face

>>22496593
You just wait. I'm going to have it grown back with medical science in a few years and then I'm going to lose my virginity to a beautiful mare.

You just wait.

>>22448644
That sounds more like an allergic reaction than something like putting lemon juice on your dick, Anon.

>>22500864
He didn't say lemon juice, =. He said cinnamon oil. That shit is fucking potent.

>>22462484
If you abstain up to then jacking off will feel godly.

>>22501180
I couldn't help myself and gave in yesterday ;_;
It did feel better even though I knew I wasted it.

I'm going to try to abstain until I can use it now, so that should be at least a few days.

>>22501180
>go a month without cranking it
>finally get so horny I gotta let loose
>intense leg shaking orgasm
>get addicted to fapping after that
>jack off at least twice a day
>gets so bad I start rubbing the skin off my dick
>walk around with very sensitive burning cock for a few days
>abstain from masturbating for a month
This is my cycle. Totally worth it

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Abstain...
that's gonna be real difficult for me. I have to do it at least 4 times a day, otherwise it starts to ache.

I hope I can last long enough before they burst.

>>22501365
interesting cycle.
I once did it 10 times in a day, I was shooting blanks by the end, but the orgasm was still there. however on the last time the skin cracked a tiny bit and bled. I finished like a trooper though. Blood makes poor lubrication.

I just can't resist that blue butt though. unf!
and it doesn't help that I have a giant plush of her within feet of me at home

>>22501554
>10 times

Holy shit>>22501554

>>22501940
I abstained for 2 days because I was sick.

>>22446733
Luna plz

Not OP but I scanned through the threads and compiled a list of the suggestions people made for the princess flavors and made a strawpoll out of that, just to be a bit more organized on who wants what

Strawpoll.me/4049380 (Luna)

Straw poll.me/4049381 (Celestia)

>>22502375
In my opinion, those are terrible, terrible options that do nothing to evoke the character for which they are named.

But I'm not going to be buying any lube sorry Joe so take my opinion for what it's worth.

>>22502375
orange banana for Celestia

>>22502703
Reply to this post with +1 or something if you agree I guess

>>22502375
The rasberry vanilla moonbutt one would remind me an awful lot about pie or cheesecake

>>22501554
is your name scootaloo?

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>>22502375
Doritos Luna.

>>22503520
T-thats kinda hot to think about

>>22503520
N-no!

>>22503520
Unf. I wish

>>22503638
Scootaloo rubbing herself raw thinking about rainbow dash loving her

Right in the fetish

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>>22503638
>>22504170

>>22496575
I have an old batch I still didn't make it through. I don't exactly need it every time I fap. Can confirm it does even in a self lubricating orifice, but water helps bring it back to life. I'm curious how horselube works in comparison.

>>22504534
Joseph said since its concentrated you should add water to it from the get-go, (which I did) and it works pretty well.

>>22504534
confirmed for tasting pretty good.

>>22442754
>Females
And he's implying?

>>22505287
I never had to taste cumlube but I'd assume anything flavored would beat it easily.