Well, well, well. Look what i got in the mail today...
>people get their lube
>make a thread about it
>dont even try it out
Like you wouldn't believe
..Will be testing on my butterfly yellow mary anthro mare momentarily..
Holy shit, I checked and mine showed up too.
I thought they were round. Didn't even realize they were oblong-wide bottles.
Appul confirmed for tastes like apples.
Berry Blue is fucked though. I mean I taste berries don't get me wrong but shit is extremely sweet.
seems a few anons have received their orders
2oz of lube, readily available in most stores, for size reference
similar viscosity to KY but become much more slippery with a little water added
Oh wow, I didn't realize this thread existed, hello everyone!
Did everything arrive without any leakage? This was a concern on our part when packaging.
the KY is available in stores and is only included for a point of reference
now the color is nice but will it stain toys?
well let's find out
these are some of my old onaholes
the lighter colored one is soft silicone
the darker one is 'peach skin' a soft treated silicone (made to hold heat and feel more like flesh)
will have results in 2 hours
Poor lube on piece of toast, get pic with time stamp. Take a bite of lubby toast and time stamp it as well.
Everything checks out. No leakage or damage here, the caps seem like their on quite tight.
Didn't get "discreet" package options and it was still unassuming, roommates were none the wiser.
Shipping time was excellent, arrived on my birthday.
10/10 For ordering. Still need to test the product.
No leakage here.
Everything went smoothly and this stuff is great.
considering making a custom order as well, how feasible would something like coke pone be? and what would the pricing for customs be?
Birthday Satan reporting in. Post use report.
Good consistency, smell has vanilla hint, could stand to be a tad stronger. Good musk smell overall.
I'm not used to water based lubes but it wasn't bad. Did dry quickly but easily reactivated with saliva/water so no complaints.
From a personal use standpoint it's worth the cash. Good customer service. Good product.
time to wipe away the lube and see if any staining occurred
sorry about that internet crapped out on me
I don't see any staining but this is no guarantee that your toys won't get a stain. My opinion is that staining is highly unlikely.
Slipped the first few threads, but now I'm curious and have some questions for the dealer or anyone else with the knowledge
Where do I buy?
How much is shipping for one? Two? All six?
How's the viscosity? How slippery?
Can I microwave to warm it up?
shipment outside US when?
>Where do I buy?
>How much is shipping for one? Two? All six?
Shipping is around 3$ per bottle
>How's the viscosity? How slippery?
Its a bit viscous, but also more slippery than saliva.
Viscosity can be changed with a bit of water/saliva
>Can I microwave to warm it up?
Haven't tried that yet
holy shit, OP actually delivered, this is incredible
You're a good good man, Joe. Please keep us updated whenever you can. Have you thought of starting a kickstarter? Or would you get the good old cease and desist from hasbro?
>Or would you get the good old cease and desist from hasbro?
No copyrighted material is being used in these products, so I have no idea why you think Hasbro could do a goddamn thing.
We ship discreetly! Nothing on the outside should clue anyone to whats inside.
We can also ship the bottles without their labels, on request.
I would highly, highly suggest not microwaving your product. With lube the rule of thumb for me, globally, is to immerse the container in a warm to hot water bath and give it a few minutes.
Microwaving lube is a good way to permanently alter its performance or absentmindedly scald your dickskin off.
Saw something in previous JL thread that they're doing Canada now. Not sure about others.
It has, but we're still having difficulties getting the taste correct, any tasteable percentage tastes like soap, further tweaking must be done.
For now it's just a scent, and unfortunately due to the amount of difficulties we've been having we might even scrap the flavor altogether in the future for some other purple fruit like grape, blackberry, or plum.
We hope this isn't an inconvenience.
Yeah, I don't think so, it's lube, fucking faggot.
>implying I would have sex with a human
I have to wait until about 04-13 for mine.
I'll be ordering the whole set when I get paid tomorrow!
I already have the Dashingly Blue Mary, so it's a toss up between the Ponut 2.0 or the Dragoness muzzle (pretending it's pony) to buy next.
i love this thread i am really thinking of buying me some of them!
Can you please tell me if there is an good MLP (the best would be an Luna) Sextoy like an Real-Doll-Pony-Thing with fur and joints?
the price is really unnecessary.
an good Fleshlite/Onahole with Ponybutt around of it (best with fur) would be good as well.
and now go on fucking Ponys^^
Thank you very much for supporting us!
To any other prospective buyers please remember to order before 1 am this saturday or your order wont make it in this weeks shipment!
Dude I live with my brother. That nigger gets his nose into everything. Also the lack of a label would probably just entice him even more. That's why I haven't ordered a bad dragon horse onahole yet either
so adding to that.
does anyone here have the ponut 2.0? or the muzzle?
I'm curious as to how good they are.
does he know you clop to pone?
just don't get it mixed up with prunes...
>tfw the one time I didn't fucking check the mail out of habit
I'll get my two bottles of rarest vanilla tomorrow. I really hope my rare white mary came in with it.
I'm fucking excited.
We've had many requests for princesses, but because it's such an investment for us to create new flavors, we have to be sure they will be worth it.
How many people here would be interested in princess flavored and colored variants, and which princesses do you want the most?
A minty coolness of some kind to make it feel like a brisk night breeze blowing across your penis
A Mega Sour Warhead type effect
Strawberry banana sundae
not a Sunfag, but I'd praise that at least one time. unf
Strawberry shortcake with whipped creme.
Chocolate chip mint
Banana or blueberry muffin
Pink vanilla / maple
idk, just tossing ideas out there.
adding to that:
avoid cinnamon, it is NOT pleasurable.
I had the unfortunate happenstance to have had cinnamon oil spill on my crotch... it burned for days afterwards and was super sore and reddened for for a week, even after washing it off quickly.
I wasn't trying to jack off. a small vial of the oil was in my apron at work and apparently the top wasn't on it tight, so it spilled out and soaked through my apron, shirt, pants,underwear and then my skin.
about the area of a dinner plate got covered and since I was at work I had to do my best to get the oil out of all of those and still finish the rest of my shift.
it had started off as an itching sensation so I scratched at it, but was only rubbing it in more.
once my hand started getting that same feeling, I finally realized what had actually happened.
I couldn't do anything about it for over an hour, while I was working.
my whole shaft, head, balls, lower stomach area and both sides of my inner thighs...
How did you even come up with the idea to use rubbing alcohol?
not as bad as having Bengay on your balls, I bet.
It's just that when I got sore muscles from work I would rub some of that shit on me and the pain would go away. Felt nice.
That shit burned just by touching my skin. My balls too
No idea what lavender tastes like, and haven't seen it used as a flavor before. But these violet mints are alright. Though definitely taste like you're eating flowers.
No picture cause I'm lazy, but I tried some of the pink bubblegum, it was delicious. I haven't even used it to fap yet either.
So far I've kept it in the freezer long enough for it cool down immensely, tasted sort of like jam so I stuck it in between bread and peanut butter and was kinda okay. Warming it up is also not a bad idea, provided you microwave it in something that isn't the original container (not that I tried, but it makes sense not to microwave it) and that turned out okay too.
All in all, I say 10/10 for legitimate use in eating, however will try out fapping later.
Pretty pony pussy patties when?
I haven't been around here much, but isn't this pony lube the first noteworthy thing to happen in a while?
I can't remember the last noteworthy thing. It doesn't help that I wasn't around much.
Let me put it to you this way, the ph balance in battery acid is 1, now your warheads candies and spray are about 1.6. Now imagine putting that on your dick and adding friction.
My opinion for best on for bug butt would be to have a sweet lime flavor
I'd imagine something light and subtle for Luna. Ocean and light floral or ozone scents with some sort of heavier base to even it out. Woods? Hard to capture the scent of night. Definitely doesn't sound edible though.
Continuing with perfumes... Celestia would have a heavier scent, but not too strong. Spices and musks with but with something bright, to again even it out. Perhaps citrus as others have said. But the sun makes me think of flowers, spring, summer. It'd give the two a nice duality.
Cadance requires rose as the princess of love. The typical sweet pea and cucumber combo comes to mind, but I think she needs some fruit. Passionfruit? Maybe even sneak in a hint of vanilla to account for that cream lock of mane.
Chrysalis... I'm not too sure on. Dark and musky instead of Celestia's bright spice. Black licorice and star anise with... something green. I'm not exactly sure if lime is going to cut it. If anything grapefruit would fit in with the astringency theme going on.
For Twilight, honestly it's hard not to think of something similar to Luna's, especially to convey the navy blue mane and astronomer part of her. A little heavier, a slight musk and vanilla to get that old book scent. A tangy spice for the ink. But with the typical floral lavender/violet/etc. And something for that pink stripe. Fruit would probably clash in this case, but maybe a light hint of raspberry, or just rose if it's too much. I mean that stripe DOES stand out.
But hell, I don't make perfume for a living. I have no idea what I'm even saying.
me either. this stuff seems pretty interesting though. and I like those smells you described, they seem fitting for those characters
I'd like to see more "animalic" (musky) scents. I'm not sure though how ambitious you can be when creating aromatic lube
Thanks. Honestly I felt a bit silly after when I realized how much I rambled about cartoon horse perfume.
Of course there would be an image for this.
Huh, maybe that would work for Chrysalis. Interesting.
>Huh, maybe that would work for Chrysalis. Interesting.
she's really mossy woods? I would have gone with stone dungeon, though I don't think that smells a whole lot less different.
As others have stated, Luna and Celestia should probably be thought out first and worked on. After that, I would assume Chrysalis, Candy Ass, and why not go a rule 63 route with Umbra?
Ever thought about randomly including a clop pic or two in orders just to entice the anons to have at it that much faster? Probably a lame idea, but it was a thought nonetheless. I'll be ordering a box of all 6 later today.
law fag here.
its seldom a matter of right or wrong in these cases, its that the smaller guy cannot afford the abhorrent legal costs and the costs of lawyers for lawyer necessary legal run-around.
Hasbro would just put up a set of bullshit claims with weak grounding and run them into the ground with their superior financial backing.
ifthey do the princesses/Chrysalis, I think background ponies/side characters should be the next step. More popular than an R63 one time villain. I think Sunset Shimmer should be considered
> tfw I'd rather drink it than use it for singular or plural sex.
i run cold water through mine for a minute or two squeezing it up and down the tube. Then dry it with a fan before storing. I've heard soap is bad for the material, can anyone verify that?
adding to that.
I just use dish soap and a good rub down while fingering it to clean the inside. I keep getting hard again when I do though. kek
haven't had any problems with dish soap.
inverting penetratable is possible but is not recommended
it causes stress on the toy and can lead to cracks and rips
if your main concern is cleanliness warm water and a mild soap along with gentle finger rubbing will be sufficient
thorough drying is the most important step in ensuring a clean toy
keep the toy in an open area with the hole facing down (for toy that are closed on one end) with adequate ventilation a fan can be used to speed the process
if you're still concerned a lintfree cloth or facial tissue can be gently inserted to blot any moisture (note that blotting us less effective than air drying)
We're shipping tomorrow, if you wish to receive your order in this shipment, please put in your orders in by midnight.
Happy Season 5 Everyone! :)
She'd be bon bon flavor of course.
Like the chocolate stuffed with random cream and stuff orb shaped candy, as in her candy vag change flavor certian flavor (like her voice)
I honestly don't just see much use for it.
I don't have like a pink Chance or anything I can pretend is dickgirl/futa waifu.
Seems like kind of a waste imo to use anything flavored/scented like this if it isn't going to be near face.
Confirmed for not tasting good on Red Robins fries.
>"I'm gonna just... s-shove these french fries up my cooter... if-if that's ok with you..."
she'll do whatever it takes to please anon.
when he initially asked her to do it, he was only joking, but with Flutters desperately trying to please her Nonny, she thought he actually MEANT it.
does this mean we'll be coming up with a list of what is and is not good with our waifu's vaginal juices?
fucking hell, I heard that in her voice.
I have just seen a file named "Mare lube taste test"
I never thought in my life that I would have ever read those words in one shot.
also we need to promote this product in the streams tomorrow!
and we'll need to come up with a flavor and scent for Starlight Glimmer.
muh life is almost complete.
we must make this list whole!
Hey /mlp/, I don't come here ever. I do know these people that don't know what sauce to use with their fries though. I had my wisdoms out a week ago and have been looking forward to finally getting Red Robin again the whole week (I go often enough for them to know me).
I go to the bathroom, and I'm gone for less then like 3 minutes, and when I get back this is what I get to see.
I can't fucking believe you guys even considered for fucking second that it could've compared to campfire.
>no one will ever put this on their toast
Things get weird when this group gets together. I also never come here but I truly support my friends who do frequent here.
But heres the boat that we are in /MLP/. These guys waited intill I was distracted by more beer and the other guy getting up to go to the bathroom. I didn't see what was happening intill too late. they were passing the lube around like it was a god damn blunt.
Today you guys went too far, and we all have our price to be paid.
Fries+campfire OTP master race reporting in. yall are sick.
>5 of us go to Red Robin
>2 are horsefuckers
>I get the other horsefucker his waifu lube
>convince him to try it on a fry
>post it for lulz
>2 of them are shitposting like they're lives depend on it now
I might try it in a shot. The fries weren't so bad.
pawning off the degeneracy that their friends performed "publicly" as ours.
and that it was our fault they chose to do such a thing of their own free will.
sounds like tumblr to me.
We are getting different flavors for Twilight, but they wont be ready for a bit, we can put one of our pre-existing flavors in the twilight color if you want?
how many of you faggots are gonna jerk off with this to the S5 opening.
If you ordered all six, you'll be sent 3 packages containing 2 in each, each will take 2-5 days to arrive, hopefully all at the same time.
Also, if you ordered all 6, a special prize is included in one of the packages. Happy Season 5!
there woulda been a third, if my boss wasn't a fucking moron.
more than enough for payroll, but he fucking spent it all on shit for himself.
I hope to get paid by Wednesday and will buy the whole set, just as I had said I would >>22443907
it's a Pinkie promise!
If you decide to make a Luna lube, could you try to emulate the flavor of vanilla cream between soft chocolate buns?
I think what I'm trying to describe is a Moon Pie, but I've never had one of those outside of fresh store-made pastries.
By the way, our customs come with a label designed to fit whatever custom flavor and color you choose, just to let you all know.
in real world horse land maybe, but who knows what those colorful bundles-o-fun have for organs.
real mare's no.
these are emulating candy colored pastel ponies that don't physically exist in our world.
according to scientists, there's a cloud of dust or something out in space that they say would smell of raspberries and taste of rum or vice versa, based on it's chemical make up.
we can make these ponies taste however we wish.
there are lubes and such that women buy to make their juices more palatable for their sexual partner or even for themselves.
If no one has done toast by the time I get my six-pack...
Thanks, but I've still got gallons of cumlube to get through.
>fluttershy you dirty little mare!
Stop it your making me horny!
>go a month without cranking it
>finally get so horny I gotta let loose
>intense leg shaking orgasm
>get addicted to fapping after that
>jack off at least twice a day
>gets so bad I start rubbing the skin off my dick
>walk around with very sensitive burning cock for a few days
>abstain from masturbating for a month
This is my cycle. Totally worth it
that's gonna be real difficult for me. I have to do it at least 4 times a day, otherwise it starts to ache.
I hope I can last long enough before they burst.
I once did it 10 times in a day, I was shooting blanks by the end, but the orgasm was still there. however on the last time the skin cracked a tiny bit and bled. I finished like a trooper though. Blood makes poor lubrication.
I just can't resist that blue butt though. unf!
and it doesn't help that I have a giant plush of her within feet of me at home
Not OP but I scanned through the threads and compiled a list of the suggestions people made for the princess flavors and made a strawpoll out of that, just to be a bit more organized on who wants what
Straw poll.me/4049381 (Celestia)
In my opinion, those are terrible, terrible options that do nothing to evoke the character for which they are named.
But I'm not going to be buying any lube
sorry Joeso take my opinion for what it's worth.
I have an old batch I still didn't make it through.
I don't exactly need it every time I fap.Can confirm it does even in a self lubricating orifice, but water helps bring it back to life. I'm curious how horselube works in comparison.
Confirmed for pizza.
vanilla on pizza doesn't taste so good
Late to the party, but lavender lemonade is totally a thing, and may be a good option for creating a lavender smell that doesn't have such a harsh flavor.
You would actually waste money on this, you disgusting pieces of shit? You know you can dry fap right? It's more humane that what you are doing.
>Wasting 25 dollars on fictional horses lube, which didn't go through any kind of quality control entity, without even knowing what they are made off.
I'll be laughing when your dick falls off.
It seems that the ingredients of our product has become somewhat of a hot topic, to remain transparent with our customers, and to dispell these unfortunate rumors of our product being unsafe, our ingredients list is as follows:
Food Grade FDA approved dyes
Natural and artificial flavor
We hope this can clear up any concerns you may have had, thank you for supporting us.
Because you want to fuck horses, dumbass. Explain to me how fucking a horse is humane. I'll be waiting.
Faggot, that only applies to NSFW images. If it applied to anything else, 99% of the people on this board would be permabanned.
Because, no matter how much we may not want to believe it, some people actually ARE this retarded for realzies.
why don't you go tell some online clickbait news site about it then
gawker has done a piece about a previous incident involving pony toys and cum
this will make a great companion article and you'll get to let people know how horrible we are
that's what you want, isn't it?
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Retarded story idea: Anon starts an Equestrian trend of maregina marinading.
All these mares walking around with food in their cunts like it's no big deal. Offering it to each other. Telling their friends of good cuntfoods they've had.
>can't afford lube
>not the taste of cool, mild mint that chills your senses, if only for a second, reminding you of what it'd be like up there, in the vacuum of space, for a millennium among the stars
>not the aroma of dissipating hickory smoke in the air on a crisp winter night, with the moon shining brightly down on you as you pause, just for a moment, to dream of your Princess and how much you would love her
if only she was real
holy shit mint on your dick would be terrible. Are you a masochist or something?
I already have
I'm certainly having fun with it
Me too anon
We're going to have to have more than one thread for this.
I'm fucking making a thread when I can get to my mail in a few days if there isn't one up.
I have two bottles of Rarest Vanilla and a Rare White Mary waiting for me.
I fapped yesterday though ;_;
"Twilightly Lavender - Sometimes staying up all night studying and reading can be so stressful. When you get that low groaning urge in the middle of the night you can reach for this lovely lavender scented liquid and release all of that pent up "magic"."
sweet celestia, this is hard to resist
you'll be in good company