>"Hey Anon, you're really smart right?" >"Could

>>22124734
Writefag here. I'm game. Gimme a little bit.

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>>22124734
Faggot like you probably filled it with asinine errors.

>>22124734

Fuck off barbie

>>22124734
http://youtu.be/Xrne2-gOoqU

>>22124761
Damn, that was fast.

>>22124774
Did those threads end?

>>22124734
What subject are we talking about?

>>22124825
I hope not. Not seen them in a while now.

>>22124862
Huh, I missed the last few anyway...

>>22124761
Fellow writefag. I shall write the sequel.

>>22124734
"What is it?"
>"Just a few questions for the chemistry worksheet"
"You mean the two page long one?"
>"Yeah, can you help me?"
"Of course, after all, we have good chemistry!"
>"Anon..."
"Sorry, that's a bad pun. Anyways, what specifically can I do for ya?"
>"This question here"
"okay, let me get in my element"
>"...Stop laughing at your own jokes"
"I can't help it! My sides ARGON
>"...Goddammit Anon"
"Well, I guess you better get "atom"
>"Oh god.."

>>22124908
Fellow of Fellow Writefag. I shall create the trilogy

>>22124939
no wtf
you bastard made me laugh

>>22124903
We can always revive it

>>22124761
>>22124798
You don't know the half of it.

>She'd stopped you in the hall after class to ask you. A note was passed during class, and since then, you wondered what she could've wanted.
>All in all, not suprising. Many people came to you for help, in any class.
"So, you need some help with science?"
>Science was your favorite subject. Genetics, biology, astrology, geology, all of it. You've studied subjects from urban to agrarian, hell, you are the very model of a science student.
>She nods, smiling. Her face scrunches, and then folds her arms behind her back.
>"....and history. And English. Math too, math is really hard."
>You nod, and put a hand under your chin. Next class is in ten minutes, so you need to come up with something fast.
>She stands, swaying forward and back, killing time, looking anywhere but at you. With a snap of your fingers, her attention is on you.
"I think I can spare some time. When are you free?"
>Grinning, with her big purple eyes lighting up rather cutely, she responds almost instantly.
>"You'll help me? Like, for realizes?"
"Yeah, sure. Nothing better to do today."
>While untrue, teaching someone else was the best form of study.
>"Great! I-I mean, thanks. Can we do it today? Just after school? In the library?"
>You nod, and she gets even more giddy.
>"Thank you so much, Anon!"
>Her happiness is infectious, and a smile spreads across your lips as well.
"Don't mention i-"
>You're cut off as she rushes you, and hugs tightly. Taken off guard, you miss the opportunity to return the embrace. Pulling away from you after a longer-than-normal hug, she runs off.
>Just before rounding the corner, she turns back and waves, her cheeks a little red.
>You wave back, and feel your own face get hot, and your pants a little tight.
>Remembering that you still had a whole day before your study session, you hurry off to class.

>>22124939
>She walks away in a fit of rage.
>"Nevermond Anon!
>You stare blankly as she pushes aside anyone in her way
Alternate Ending?

>>22124734
No, I'm stupid as shit.
That's why I'm spending all my time posting on this My Little Pony image-board instead of making money.

>>22124995
>>22125006
I was halfway through the sequel damnit!

>>22124995
>tfw 4 away from trips
>>22125030
Fuck thine shit.

>By the end of school, you find her already in the library, bright-eyed and bushy pony-tailed. She waves as she spots you, and smiles wide.
>Doing the same, you make your way to the table she claimed.
>"Hi, Anon!"
>She greets, being louder than she meant to be. She ducks down, but the librarians don't care. It's after school, no one's really around.
"Hey, Sonata. So, where do you want to begin?"

[Spoiler]Dubs decides motherfuckers. You've got a choice of Math, Science, English, or history.[/spoiler]

>>22125117
Woops, forgot that spoilering hates capitalization.

>>22125117
Engrish, you did write a lot after all...

>>22125117
>Writing spoiler brackets by hand

>>22124939
>>22125117
Science.

>>22125140
Call it viewer participation. Plus, couldn't decide. We must trust in the glory of the dubs.

>>22125117
Sonata's Special ED homework

>>22125199
Well fuck.

>>22125199
Yeah... how about no.

>>22125199
Fuck no

>>22125117
Sex Ed.....???

>>22125117
History

>>22125117
Engrish

ENGRISH

special ed

>>22125117
Biology.

English plz

>>22125117
Math

Biology

rerollan for math

Geometrey

>>22125117
History sounds fun

phsysics

>>22125117
>>22125199
>"Actually, Anon, I remembered I have some other homework I need help on..."
"Alright, sure. Let's see it."
>She reluctantly pulls out a sheet of paper, and puts it in front of you. You read the top, and prepare for the first question.
>"What color is the red fire truck."
>What.
>You read it again. It's still asking for the color of the red fire truck. You rest your head on a hand, blinking in bewilderment.
>"Look, I know what you're thinking..."
>Still in shock, you don't respond. This is special ED work. You had no idea that she was dumb. Well, you knew she was dumb, but you had no idea that it was that bad.
>"Anon, it's just because I didn't test that good on some stupid quiz they had everyone take. I tried to tell them that everyone told me not to take it seriously, but stupid Principal Celestia wouldn't listen."
"So...so you're not....you know..."
>She puts her head down on the table and sighs.
>"No, of course not. But it's at the bottom, the signature. I normally just get Aria or Adagio to do it, but they always tease me, when they're the ones who told me to flunk it on purpose!"
"It's fine, it's fine. I was just worried for a second."
>She pokes her head up from her arms. A teary purple eye shines up at you.
>"So you don't think I'm retarded? For realizes?"
"No! Of course not."
>She picks herself up and smiles, sniffing a little.
"Now, I'll sign this, and then we'll get started. Ok? You pick what you want to study first."

I had to respect the dubz guise.

>>22125499
Winrar

>>22124734
Somebody do this well.

>>22124939
Bless you, Anon.

>>22125499
whoop whoop

>>22124995
>astrology
>Science
You hurt me.

>>22125504
... could have been worse...

>>22125522
I'm already blessed...

>>22125504
You're nice guy for making that work.
Now >>22125499

>>22125117
>bright-eyed and bushy pony-tailed
I'm happy.

>>22125504
That's adorable. Will be lurking.

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>>22125504
GET ON WITH IT

>>22125499
Oh thank fucking god.
>>22125559
I always mix up astronomy and astrology. Woops.

>By the time you're done with the paper, forging a signature, she's already pulled out a book and some papers. "History of the World."
"History first? Sounds good. What chapter is your class on?"
>She smiles, and flips pages to the section. Looking upon it upside down, it's on the French Revolution. Drawing upon what you know, you start flipping pages and pointing things out.

>"So...it's not about remembering dates, it's better to remember the stuff that happened?"
>She sits, holding her forehead. You had started telling her about the Revolution, but ended up giving her more general advice. Advice, that was well-needed.
"Pretty much. You can remember the year, but it's not important to remember what month or day."
>"Cool!"
>She pipes up, and her face lights up. She scribbles that on the margins of her paper, which quickly filled with notes and your own personal advice.
>You smile, never having tutored someone so attentive and excited. Most just wanted you to give them the answers. A feeling told you that she wanted answers too, but at least she made you feel appreciated.
"I think that wraps up that. So what nex-"
>A hand on your shoulder stops you cold. Turning you find the head librarian smiling down at you two.
>"I know you dearies are making progress, but we have to close soon. I'm sorry."
>Sonata deflates, and you smile understandingly.
"Oh, don't worry about it. We'll get going."
>"Thank you. Have a nice day."
>Calling the same, you move and start filing papers. Sonata copies, and you get her things ready. As you go to grab the book, she does the same. Before your hands meet, she recoils, and blushes. Picking up the book, you hand it to her, not having noticed her embaressment. She takes it, and busies herself with closing her backpack.

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>>22125755
DONT STOP

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>>22125803
BELIEVING

>>22125755
>As you go to grab the book, she does the same. Before your hands meet, she recoils, and blushes.
10/anime-tropes
But I'm okay with it.

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>>22125904
WOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>22125755
>>22125947
Yeah, I know, I know. Not a perfect writefag.

>Out in the parking lot, it's mostly empty. You see your SUV further back. You always park there because it lets you beat traffic. You walk fast, and normally leave the school once classes end.
>Making the trek, Sonata stays pretty close to you despite the empty lot. You don't find it odd.
>You remember your courtesy, and the point of her being with you.
"Hey, you still got time? I don't have to be home for a while. We could keep studying if you want."
>The light blue girl looks up at you, smiling.
>"I'd love to! I mean...you mean it? I don't want to bother you..."
>Slumping as she speaks, you pull out your keys. You unlock your car, and turn back to her.
"Sure, don't worry about it. C'mon. Plus it looks like your sisters ditched you."
>Giving you a puzzled look, she processes.
>"Sisters? Oh! No, silly! Adagio and Aria aren't my sisters! We just live together."
"Oh...uh, ok."
>You don't want to pry, so just put out your hand. She looks at it, then you. Hesitantly, she puts her own in yours, as if she's trying to shake your hand.
>Giving her a bewildered look this time, you don't attempt to pull away.
"I'll put your backpack in the trunk..."
>Her mouths reshapes into an O and lets go of your hand, and in the same motion, slips off her backpack. Holding it up to you in offering, she smiles.
>Returning the gesture, you take her pack, and reach back and open the door. You go back to the trunk while she gets herself seated.
>You think of how weird that exchange was, but brush it off. She was in special ED, after all.
>After kicking yourself for that joke, you get in your car, start it up.

>>22126040
>not a perfect writefag
Doesn't mean you're a bad one. This is fucking adorable.

>>22126040
>SUV
So anon can guzzle as much cum as he does gas? Wonderful.

>>22126068
But we're anon...we're all cum guzzlers

>>22126098
You're right. But I guzzle female cum.

>>22126126
stop guzzling on my cum, go back to /b/

>>22126150
>>my. Oh baby, can't stop me from guzzling from that taint of yours :^)

>>22126040
>You know a place to go, a bookstore down the road. You go there to buy books that the library doesn't have. More fiction stuff than pragmatic texts, but it has a section you can go and read in.
>You turn onto the road, and mess with the radio. Mostly when the hosts are talking, but one is playing some music. It's the classic rock station, as normal. They don't talk too often, and it's why you always keep them close by.
>You lean back, and cruise down the road. Sonata takes in the sights, never having been on this road before. As she notices the music, she nods along to the beat.
>Glancing at her, you see she's liking it.
"Like the song?"
>"Yeah! What is it?"
"Drift Away. One of my favorites. Me and my dad always heard this song."
>A few seconds pass. You nod along with her, and begin to half-ass singing.
"Gimme the beat boys, and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll..."
>Sonata sings with you at "Drift away."
>Laughing, you urge her on.
"See? You're gettin' it!"
>You wait for the chorus to start. You put a finger up to prepare Sonata. Your co-star leans in, excited.
"Oh, gimme the beat boys, and free my soul..."
>"I wanna get lost in your rock and roll, and.
"Drift away!"
>She giggles as you sing with her.
"Won't you take me away?"
>You laugh with her. It's always good to find someone who actually likes classic rock that's not twice your age.
>Really, the only people you know that do are Principal Celestia and the janitor of the school. And your father of course.
>You pull into the bookstore parking lot, and find a spot. It's not too filled up, mostly employee cars.
>Getting out, you grab Sonata's bag from the trunk. She's still humming the tune to the song, smiling all the while. The grin infects you too, and you lock your car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A69BertdSt4

>>22124734
As long as it's not math, yeah I'll help. I don't even know long division but I'm pretty good with everything else

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>>22126159
If you knew how butch of a girl I was, you'd regret what you just said.

>>22126332
>how butch of a girl
Well. That isn't necessarily a turn off, just depends if you look like the typical tumblr kind of butch. If not, then oh baby.

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>>22126283

>>22126342
Well, I don't go on tumblr so I wouldn't know if I did or didn't.

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>>22126283
All this is making me feel...more

>>22126452
Don't have to in order to know what those creatures look like. Oh well, like I said, it isn't a turn off for me baby.

I'd ask for some kind of contact info but this isn't /b/ or /soc/ so rip in piece, may we meet again sometime.

>>22126332
Tits or GTFO

>>22126500
>>>/b/

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>>22126473
>>22126500
What have I done?

>>22126283
Uncle Kracker is awesome. Nice writing to, definitely do more.

>>22126538
You done fucked up is what you did. Tits or GTFO

>>22126283
welp, not gonna get that song outta my head for a while.

>>22126538
Well, excuse me for being interested ;_; The other guy is just a retard though.

>>22126565
I'm not a slut, sorry. Plus, you'd probably have bigger tits anyways. Now can we please wait for the next part of the story?

>>22126645
>>22126565
OH SHIT
someone need a glass of water for that burn?

>>22126642
thx m8, I just hope anon finishes writing so clopping ensues for everyone

>>22126283
>>22126453
>>22126408

>Giving the cashier a wave, you lead Sonata to a table. Putting her bag down, you sit, and let her get comfortable in her own chair.
"Alright, now what? Science?"
>She nods, and reaches into her bag, pulls out some of today's work. She sets it out in front of her, forgetting that you'd have to read upside down.
>You simply stand, and cross to her side. She watches you intently, and scoots to the side to let you get closer to the book.
>You already did this worksheet, but you don't instantly get to work. Instead, you look in her bag and see if she has her science book. She seems to tense, and makes a move to stop, but restrains herself.
>Finding nothing, you turn back to the sheet in front of you.
"Alright, so what do remember about terminal velocity?"
>She puts a finger to her lips her smile fading.
>"Umm...the velocity that something will die from when they hit the ground?"
>She smiles cheekily. You shake your head.
"Not exactly. See, it's the maximum speed at which an object can fall. In a vacuum, without air resistance, everything will fall at the same speed...."

>An hour later, the worksheet's done. A sheet has been filled with notes, like with history.
"Alright, I think we're good on science. Now let's try ma-"
>Sonata yawns, covering her mouth. She looks back at you expectantly. You feel your stomach rumble, and decide that it's a good time to stop.
"Actually...I think we can pick up tomorrow."
>She looks alarmed, her eyebrows raise up. Almost pouting, she begs.
>"No, no! I'm not tired!"
>You rub the back of your neck.
"Too much information for one day. You might not remember everything if we go over it now."
>Downtrodden, she begins to pack her things. You put a hand on her shoulder. Meeting your gaze hopefully, she turns.
"How about we grab some dinner? I'm hungry. You?"
>Her expression turns right around. Nodding and smiling gladly that your time together won't end, she finishes packing.

>>22124995
>science
>astrology
>not astronomy
C'mon writefag, you're better than this.

>>22126704
Oh god, my dick is diamonds, go somewhere with this dear writefag.

$50 says that they run into Adagio and Aria at say taco bell

>>22126704
Keep going. The cuteness must rise!

>>22126744
I already addressed that mistake m8.
>>22125755

>>22126752
I'll admit, I totally forgot the OP, and the "I'll make it worth your while" part.

>>22126806
As OP Sonata might not have even known what she was saying, she might just mean a kiss or something.
Or she might have forgotten.

>>22126845
damn it, my diabetus is risin'

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Calling it a night, hope to wake up to some cute Sonata action.

>>22126806
writefag... do you want us all to die of betus?
you could kill the majority of mexico with this concoction
that i hope will end with Anon ravishing Sonata's tight puffy pussy lips with his beastly cock and inhuman stamina (or human stamina, since humans last comparatively forever in the sac)

>>22126704
moooaaarrrrr

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>2015
>Still calling for tits
"There are no girls on the internet" died long time ago. Just deal with it

>>22127060
>talking about something that isnt relevant now
Kill yourself.

>>22127060
Accurate size of my tits actually, good job anon.

>>22127072
Ladies and gentleman!
I present you the guy who didn't get the tits, he asked about

>>22127096
>he told me to kill myself
>better assume he is x
Literally, kill yourself.

>>22127142
>>22127096
>>22127072
All this death because of some butch girl's tits..wow.
>all of you kill yourselves

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This one's good

>>22127142
I have better things to do than sit here and repeadetly hit F5 every second like you. Come bitch when i reply to a day old post

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>>22126704
>>22127060
pic related

>On the road again, you try and find a place to eat.
"Hey Sonata, any preference?"
>She shakes her head.
>"No, not really."
>You bite your lip, looking around. Spotting a Mexican place, you turn in. You hear her gasp, and turn.
>"I LOVE Mexican food!"
>Her eyes are like stars. You think its because of the streetlights. She turns to you, in wonder.
>"How'd you know?"
"Didn't want to drive too far. This looked nice."
>Shrugging, you focus on finding a spot.

>Once you get a table, Sonata quickly picks up the menu, flipping pages.
>You look at your own, decide on a burrito with some rice. Your waiter is already at your side. You think you recognize her from school, but you don't know. Everyone knows you as the smart guy, but you don't know many people.
>Irrelevant, as she asks for your order. Some sweet tea and the burrito with rice, and Sonata gets a few beef tacos and a soda.
>"I'll get this right out for the happy couple."
>You begin to try and correct her, but she's already off. With an uneasy look, you turn to Sonata. She doesn't seem phased by the accusation of your relationship status.
"Sorry about-"
>"What? Some girl thinks we're going out? So what?"
>She smiles, hands folded. It's disarming, and you relax.
"Well, we were in the library for an hour. Then I drove us to the bookstore, and now we're getting dinner. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if people start saying we're a couple."
>She blushed at the mention of dinner, and covered it with a sip of her drink. You took a drink, and tried to think of something else.
>You weren't good at conversation. No one talked to you unless they needed you.
>But Sonata broke the silence.
>"Hey, Anon...I was just wondering...ARE you going out with someone?"
>Your turn to blush.

>>22127253
Sorry was doing other things.
>f5
>not using appchan or any other 4chan x fork
top kek

>>22127340
>Not clicking update.

>>22127340
>implying aspies won't prefer to have a refresh rate higher than 10 seconds

>>22127369
One to five second masterrace.

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>>22127303
If only she knew how I felt

>>22124734
I want a cup of coffee and a can of hash.

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>>22127340
>Not getting the irony

>>22127303
Are you going to have a trip at some point? Also, pastebin?

>>22127570
I second this.

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>>22127303
...alright, Anon. Don't click the picture if you don't want small tits from a butch girl. I enjoy your writing very much, please do more

>>22127704
>>22127704
>>22127704
Yes! TITS!!

>>22127704
That picture was actually some newfag bullshit, you know

>>22127704
>actually doing it
And I was interested in you, well not anymore. I don't like girls who are helplessly submissive.

>>22127704
OH SHIT SON! IS THAT JET JAGUAR AND KING GHIDORAH!?
>>22127718
same guy

>>22127303
"Naw, no. Too busy, really. Plus, girls only talk to me when they need help with their homework. They're not into the smart guy routine. They'd rather come talk to me when I make six figures. You know?"
>Cutie blue giggled. After a moment, though, stopped. You asked her what's wrong.
>"You said that girls only talk to you when they want their homework done...like...me."
>Your eyes widen.
"No, no. I didn't mean it like that, not at all. What I meant was that..."
>She looked hurt. Not by you, but by her own actions.
"I mean that girls are only interested up to that point. Once I get their paper done, they're out the door. You, you begged for us no to part. It's...I felt flattered, really."
>Smiling, she felt better.
>"Well, I couldn't just make you spend an afternoon with some dumb special ED girl and ditch you, could I?"
"I'm glad you didn't. Plus, give yourself more credit. You picked up on physics pretty well."
>She waved a hand.
>"I owe it to you of course."
>A shared laugh, and back to the quiet. A moment passed in silence. It seemed Sonata was about to speak, but her eyes flicked behind you. You looked, and the server was coming on you two.
>She smiled, and placed your plates down, warning of the heat.
>Leaving with a wink to you, Sonata's eyes were drawn to her tacos. She picked one up and took a bite. A loud "MMMH!" escaped her.
>"Thanks for dinner anon!"
"Don't worry about it, Sonata."
>You focused on your own plate, and found the rice tempting.

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>>22127704

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>>22127704
>be a guy
>mfw mine are bigger

>>22127764
And so the story of anon's self-improvement began.

>>22127818
and so it shal be, hopefully that dude just got a wake up call

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>>22127740
Nope, Kiryu and King Ghidorah.
jet jaguar is under rated though

>>22127838
>that gorilla hand
butchanon... what is that for.

>>22127818
>>22127836
It is, I started working out 2 weeks ago.
Still a bit obese though so I can't do push ups properly, and my arms are shit.

>>22127570
>400x5 + 3x5
>tripfagging
Naw, but I may do it someday. The issue is, I do such diverse work, I don't know what to make it. I've done this, Sunset Shimmer, Momlestia, regular Celestia, Spitfire, NMM, HI ANON!. But no pastebin though. I have al my stuff screencappd though.

>>22127704
You got King Gidorah up in there? Holy shit.
Also, the point of the image was the meaning of "There are no girls on the internet. "Tomorrow, I could go on tumblr and pretend to be a non-binary attack helicopter-kin who advocates for bestiality. We're anonymous, and only if we have relevant experience to a topic should we break that anonymity.

>>22127838
Kiryu is my fave, always loved it, looked badass. needs more merch
check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWyLP93I87w

>>22127864
>pretend to be a non-binary attack helicopter-kin who advocates for bestiality.
That isn't already a thing?

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>>22127755
So Cute

>>22125504
That's not how Special Ed works. Not at all.

If she mentally challenged to THAT extent then she'd be learning practical ways to take care of herself after graduating. Stuff like basic finance and General organizationial skills.

I'm a former Special Education student and an education major. I know this shit.

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>>22127704
>>22127864
Also, thanks for the compliment. I'll may link to some of my other stuff later.
>>22127880
It is. But it's the point of it. It's about how I can pretend to be anyone.
>>22127902
Mfw I didn't realize I got dub dubs till now

>>22127864
No
This picture was wrong and the guy attached some philosophy that wasn't there. The origin was completely different

>>22127915
Look, man, the guy got dubs, I had to deliver.

>girl posts tits
>suddenly thread is about her and godzilla
And I thought I was on /mlp/

>>22127704
Didnt care about all the bitching beforehand, but if youre gonna post your tits i may as well comment.

Nice breasts.

>>22127965
not bout her, bout godzilla

>>22127902
>>22127938
feels good

>>22127902
>>22127938
Feeks good man

>>22127991
>>22128015
Dat hivemind

>>22127864
The Ghidorah is "Grand King Ghidorah" from Rebirth of Mothra"

>>22127755

Please...write more my friend...

>>22128073
I am, I just wanted to interact with you guys some

>thread turned into /b/tard socfaggotry
Nice story but, I'm out.

>>22128094
no problem
seriously, good writing, bro

>>22127862
Step by step. more power to you. I remember reading a webtoon called ''I Care'' adressing these things

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>>22127862
I believe in you, anon.

>>22127862
I believe

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>>22128466
>Filename

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>>22128490
Lewd indeed....

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>>22128408
Oh man don't remind me of that comic. Too many feels to handle

>>22127755

>After dinner you were driving her home. It was mostly quiet, just listening to the music.
>"I wish it wasn't a school night. So we could spend more time together."
>She said this without thinking, and she tensed. But you didn't see, surprised by the outburst.
"Same here," you said, after a moment. "I had a better time then I thought I would."
>She smiled, and turned to you from the window.
>"For realzies? We should do this more often then!"
"And feed the rumors? That are already gonna be going at school, about us showing up together at a restaurant? About us being a couple?"
>She slumped, in the corner of your eye. You turned, gave her a smile.
"Not that I wouldn't mind those rumors."
>"Why should they..." She trailed off, blushing.
"Come again?"
>A moment of her squirming cutely.
>"I-I said...why should they just be rumors? I-I mean, we've pretty much already had a first date, I like you a lo-"
>After her high speed ramble, the hard stop was surprising. She regained her composure, and resumed.
>"I...I like you a lot. I think you're cute. You're funny, smart. Kind. And right now, I really hope you don't want to kick me out of your car."
>She began to tear up, and you pulled into an empty parking lot near some store.
>You turned towards her. You reached out, grabbed her hand, gently. She smiled. You smiled. Her grew wider. Yours grew wider.
"You know, I feel the same way. Why should they just stay rumors? If they want to say we're a couple, then a couple we are."
>Her eyes began to fill with tears. She leaned in and embraced you, and you hugged back this time.
>The car seats made it hard to hug, but you two managed. She pulled back an held you at arm's length.
>"I'd love to be your girlfriend, Anon."
>You pull her in for a kiss, and find she tastes of Mexican food. It's not what you expected, but the feeling of her skin against yours is wonderful.
>She pulls away, and looks directly into your eyes.

>>22128582
UNF

>>22128582
Don't ever stop.

>>22128582
Yes.

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>>22128582
oh yessims

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>>22128582
Don't you stop, man.

>>22128582
>"You taste like tacos, Anon." She pauses, presses her forehead into yours. "I really like tacos."
>It may not be the romantic line you expected, not the one the actors say, but coming from your blue cutie...it's the best thing you could hear.

FIN

>>22128741
NOW THE PORN SCENE!!!

>>22128741
Actually, hang on. I can see you're all horny, so Let me find something.

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>>22128759
>damage control before the shitstorm ensues

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>>22128741
>FIN
>>22128640
>>22128730

>>22128757
FOR SCIENCE!
>>22128759
BASED WRITEFAG IS BASED

>>22128782
...this shall do...for now

>>22124908
>>22124962
Are any of these guys still around? Because I have to get some sleep.

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>>22128741
>FIN

>>22128817
you take it both ways Butch?
you sound like it

>>22128826
I'm sure than Anons will bump it a bit

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>>22128838
Oh you have no idea.

>>22124734
I don't know if I could do anything that would actually be of any help in the long term. I don't have any study habits or anything, I just read the textbooks when I get bored.

I'll try walking you through it but don't get your hopes up; just because I can do it doesn't mean I can teach it. And you don't have to make it up to me, just promise you'll try to find a method of study that works for you.

>>22128887
even the rng gods think that was a stupid idea

>>22128849
See, I have an 8am class. Is anyone interested in other works? Because I really have to sleep.

>>22128923
You've done well soldier. Rest, Your work is done.

>>22128923
I'll miss you, my man. I'd write, but I'm bad with Sonata's character.

>>22128923
but before that faptastic writing by you, wright?

badum tshhhhhh (boooooooo)

>>22128955
idungetit

>>22127960
I'm Not denying the importance of honoring dubs, but it could have at least been done in a more realistic way.

>>22129046
>godzilla figurines
>b-c cup breasts
>bisexual
>that style of dry humor
do i know you from somewhere?

>>22129091
>b-c cup breasts
They're A and i like them

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>>22128955
>>22128950
>>22128946
Thanks. I'll try and return. I'll cap my posts, ad if this thread has died, I'll start a new one. Proabably around eastern US time is when I can return. If not, I'm sure e621 has some nicely done art of Sonata. If you're interested in other stuff by me, I have a fanfiction.net account. It's mostly fallout 3 and pokemon stuff (I know, pokefag pls leave, but I was younger then.) And I'll post a clop thing I've done. I don't hve the time to write one though.
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2613901/Chubs34

>>22129073
I don't know shit about Spec ED. I had to improvise. Sorry for not including realism in a story about pastel colored humans and a hot ditzy girl going after a nerd.

>>22129129
Goodnight guys. It's been fun.

remember to eat your tacos]

>>22129129
You are so based.

>>22129116
Don't be so hard on him. He's never seen any before.

>>22129129
I'd just keep going in the Dazzling thread if this one dies. No need for a new one, in my opinion.

>>22129091
Well, I don't know, do you?

>>22129129
total boner, thank you

>>22129167
school maybe? whatever, im sure you dont go to where I go. Just sound familiar, or nostalgic...
apartment complex tho

>>22129129
>Chubs

your name wouldn't happen to be Brad, and you wouldn't happen to be rad? would you?

>>22129244
Nope. I may be rad, but I'm no brad. It was my nickname back in high school.

>>22129226
I'm from Louisville, KY, so that's a start.

>>22129129
Okay, "realistic" probaby isn't the right word for what I am trying to say. I think less stereotyped and more believable is more along the lines of what I am trying to say.

It just sort of killed my suspension of disbelief, probably because I know about the special Education system.

Like imagine if you were reading a story that took place in a plane and you know a lot about planes. If the author goes out of the way to identify the type of plane but gets the number of engines the plane has wrong and bases an important plot point around that fact, it takes you out of the story, even if the rest of the story is really good (which this one is by the way).

Do You understand what I am trying to say?

>>22129270
Oh, prob nope.
I'm from east Texas, and i'm at FSU right now, so not you.
But so that i can get an Idea, how would i go about asking out my friend who is alot like you?

>>22129299
Let it go, man.

>>22129305
Well, are you "interested" in her?

>>22129307
It's a pet peeve of mine, I can't help it.

>>22129325
yea, shes fun, love her sense of humor, her laugh though. And she is the right amount of dude to make me not question her dude ness

>>22126704
>>"Umm...the velocity that something will die from when they hit the ground?"
Well for anything of significant size. She's so cute.

>>22129368
I wish I were her that's for sure. Might be a bit jealous. Here's the thing, you have to act like a friend first. I hate it when guys I've known only know me because they like me, and are very clear about. Act like you're there with her to just have fun. When you do have fun, make it memorable. That will she will mentally connect you to the feelings she felt when with you. Secondly, WATCH GODZILLA WITH HER. The Godzilla-loving community is very small, and when I met a person who wanted to watch Godzilla with me, I was fucking ecstactic. When you do flirt, don't make it seem like you're flirting, only teasing.
Now if you ever get to finger her, stick your middle and ring finger into her vagina, and rotate it more & more. Eventually, you'll find the G-spot. (an old friend I had told proved it to me, and by god it works)

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You Normans and your lifes...
Sometimes i recall old times when i was 'normal' and get all nostalgic

>>22129549
>the spoiler, dear god...
Ive seen with her, tokyo s.o.s, godzilla vs gigan, final wars, godzilla vs mothra, godzilla 2000 (fuck whatever you say godzilla 1998, we watched it, and we had a laugh) and I took her to see the 2014 movie. How should I go about flirting, i think because I am huge compared to her 6'4" and she 5'5" i cant tease her like normal people

>>22129650
Ok, first off, you have great taste in Godzilla movies (those are my exact favorites). Secondly, is she aware you're into her and do you have any "competition"?

>>22129650
Sorry, trying not to namefag or whatever on other threads

>>22129549
Do people really need help finding the g-spot? If you have any knowledge of biology, it's really goddamn easy to locate. I guess people aren't really encouraged to learn about their own sexuality in Western society, though. Fucking puritan values.

>>22129697
if she is aware, she is a damn good actress
we keep trying to one up each other, and we do hang out and we are comfortable enough around each other, She even crashed on my bed once, tho i had to sleep on the couch. not enough room for both of us, plus i'm a sleep-hugger

>>22126538
got a male sexually interested in you.
why hell would you do that if your gay?

>>22129773
So, are you guys best friends? If so, that's a great start. Ask her friends, though. They might help establish the idea into her mind. You can also (at the right moment/time) tell her. Say you don't mind if she doesn't like you back, but you definitely do. Just remind her that your friends first.

>>22129779
I'm bisexual, boy.

>>22129831
aww shit... i need to slow down, she is muh bro first, but i do want something more
hope i don't break her when i do... well do her. Alot of mass behind each thrust, and its a farm boy at that

>>22129866
You gotta establish a reason why she'd want to be with you. The goal I this: make her eventually think, "Gee, you know, anon's actually pretty damn awesome". That's how it has to start. Also, you can come on down here to see me anytime~
Ask her if she thinks your cute either, saying you're just concerned on your appearance

>>22127704
LOL WHAT THE FUCK!?

i didn't know girls actually do that.
but being that your a girl with male traits(bucthness). it was probably easier for you to show off your tits then a normal girl

>>22129954
>6'4" mexiguy with farmers tan, with curly hair, total nerd and kind of a faggot brony cute?
Meh, stranger things have happened

>>22129956
It was kinda spur of the moment, I was just like "Fuck it" and did it

>>22130016
as most things should be, make it more fun

>>22130016
hey femanon, how about one where you don't squeeze your tit?

>>22128582
This is literally perfect.

The ideas, anyway. It could always have sexier diction. You did the hard part.

I am also a stickler for realistic dialogue. You tried harder than most at that. Anon was a bit smooth though.

>>22124734
You are a thousand years old. You should have figured this shit out by now.

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>>22130193
Good night brothers~
I'll be fingering myself now

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>>22130592
Delicious flat chest

>>22130662
told ya'll I was flat

>>22130693
Never doubted it

>>22130693
Texmex guy here, im gonna enjoy these for a while thx

>>22130793
By all means
Good luck with that girl of yours, hope these satisfy ya til you and her ;)

>>22127704
Tits are nice, but they're really blown away by the king ghidorah and jet jaguar back there. 10/10 good choice in decoration.

>>22129270
Holy shit someone on 4chan from the same city as me. What's up anon how bout all that god damn snow we just had?

>>22125020
>she's not real

>>22130592
What if he's just a guy rusing us?

>>22133570
Even better

>3 hours with no posts
>still page 8
Is /mlp/ kill.

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>>22128582
>not having them go back to school and trying to shoot down the rumor train
>not having both of them try to awkwardly deflect them only to realize their attraction to each other after much build up

yah blew it

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would sonata know basic math?

>>22135946
I don't think any of them would, considering CHS is their first school.

Also define "basic".

>>22135732
Didn't think of that. My response?
Fugg DDDDDDD-:
>>22135054
Well, Based Writefag was kill when he went to class. I wonder if he'll ever be back.

>>22136135
You could always branch the story off by retconning the last post if you want to develop it more. Would make for more believable storysex, considering it's probably Sonata's first time as well

>>22136371
I may do that. I was kinda rushing it, as like I said earlier, had class at 8 am. Posting from mobile, will be back in two hours. I'll take your advice, retcon some shit. Thanks m8.

>>22136060
Okay because basic is apparently too vague for you, what level of math do you think Sonata knows? basic arithmetic (with positive integers)? fractions? geometry? algebra? calculus?

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>>22136498
Counting on figers

>>22124734
I take cash, credit, and blowjobs.
no american express or teeth.

>>22136060
>First school
They're over 1000 years old. They MUST have picked up basic stuff in that time.

>>22124734
No fuck off. Worthless women like you should be shot and killed. Get good grades and get a fucking job you whore.

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>>22136498
Well since they've never been formally educated, anything that they would have learned inductively, so probably basic addition and subtraction with even more basic division and multiplication with whole numbers, and maybe a few fractions (but no concept of decimals).

Anything past that would probably have to relate to a specific experience they had somewhere along the line.

TexMex is back. Where is based writefag with his porn scene?

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>>22137193
I'm back. We're gonna do a slight retcon. Pretty much cancelling out >>22128582, and going to elongate dong the story some. We're going with the suggestion >>22135732 that Spurdo made.
Sounds good?

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>>22137447
Yes

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>>22137447

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>>22137465
Fast a fuck m8. So we got TexMex, is butch around?

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>>22137526
Not sure. Probably not.
Tunnel Snakes cameo in the near future?

>>22137576
Nope. But its the first thing I thought of when remembering who my audience is.

Plus, most of my FF account is fallout stuff.

>>22137602
Ah, ok, understandable. I, personally would love to show Sonata my Tunnel Snake.

>>22137602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

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For some reason I can't stop imagining Sonata singing Love Me Harder. I actually think she'd be pretty good at it.

I wonder who The Weeknd would be
>inb4 /mu/ calling out pop music

>>22137447
"What? And feed the rumors that we're gonna find tomorrow? If anything, a picture of us is already floating around on twitter or something."
>Sonata nods, and turns back to the window. You can't see, but her downtrodden face said it all.
>Driving along, she eventually turned back to you. She didn't talk, but rather just enjoyed the time left that she had.
>Quipping directions from time to time, she played with the radio. Eventually, she settled on the classic rock station. What came out you didn't know the words to, but recognized the tune.
>Sonata picked it up soon enough, and bobbed her head, smiling gently.
>You were at her home soon enough. You saw a few lights on in the windows, but nothing else. Sonata looked out, and then turned to you. Picking up her bag from between her legs, she thanks you.
>"I really appreciate this, Anon. You don't know what this means to me."
>You shrug it off.
"Ah, don't mention it."
>"Same time tomorrow?"
>She asks, hopefully, her eyes bright with pleading.
>You can't resist. Not that you'd refuse anyway.
"Of course. Can't let you fail math or English, can I?"
>She smiles wide, and god dammit, it spreads to you too. She leans forward, surprising you. She turns her head and kisses your cheek, holding your face in place with a gentle hand.
>Your face goes red as flames, and you feel the heat. Or was it her heat? It didn't matter.
>You simply enjoyed it.
>Pulling away, she climbed out of your car. Skipping away, she stopped at her front door. Giving you a happy wave and a wink, she slips inside without waiting for your response.
>Which would never come anyway. You were simply too shocked to react.
>Your muscles took over, letting the car off its brakes. You started to head home, not thinking about what just happened. You were a mile away before you realized what just happened.
>Sonata kissed you.
>At least no one with a camera saw.

g2g for a bit. Will return soon, math homework and shit.

>>22138046
Dear god yes, dong is expanding

page 7? no.

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>>22138677
Thanks m8. Gave up on the homework. Now for some other shit. But I don't have an 8am tomorrow, so I can stay up late. Will be back in about two hours. Other green will be posted to satiate some time.

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>>22138756

>>22129744
It isn't real.

>>22138756
nono, thank you for writing this based story, based writefag.

bump of dustice

>>22137526
I missed you too

LORD MOLDYBUTT

>>22139593

Writefag? I saw thread update are you here?

>>22139619
I'm back now. Got some dinner, ready to resume. But the question is, are you?

>>22139669
DICK IS DIAMONDS FRIEND

Hope butch's got her fingers ready

>>22139669
>>22139689
Mah bods ready

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>>22139669
Let's do this shit.

>>22139669
the better question is: who isn't?

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>>22139689
Am I the only one here who values a good build up and actual character development and connection over smut?

how the hell does a thread like this get 257 freaking replies

>>22139765
Because of my tits

>>22139758
HAHAHAHAHAHA


no)

>>22139786


... Yea... feel free to do more

>>22139816
delicious freckles

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>>22139786
I chuckled

>>22139786
so no reason then

>>22139758
I do. The smut is the cherry on top of the cream, all on the glorious writing that is the sundae

>>22138046
>>22139758
Nope. I'm here with you.
>>22139765
Butchtits and a good writefag.

>You awaken from your slumber. The alarm clock reads 6:25. It'll go off in five minutes. But your body always wakes you up beforehand.
>Sighing in comfort, you lay back down. Just a minute to let the rest of your body wake up.
>After a few minutes, you finally gain the resolve to roll over, and slide your feet out of bed.
>Making your way to the bathroom, you shuffle along, your feet almost unstable. Covering your eyes from the light of the bulb, you check your face. Not bad stubble. You can go another day without shaving.
>Rubbing your cheek, a familiar sensation comes over you. You fingers stop on a spot.
>Then it hit you. Last night. Sonata had kissed you. It wasn't a dream.
>Well, it was, admittedly, but that's beside the point.
>You have another study session tonight as well. Shit. Maybe you should shave.

>Pulling into the parking lot, you pull into your normal spot. You straighten your shirt, a button down, as you normally wear, and step out.
>Making your way inside, no one really notices you. At first. As you move along, you feel eyes on you.
>You ignore it, thinking it will go away. If anything, it intensifies.
>In your first class, you sit down and begin to read a book, as usual.
>It only takes a short time before your neighbor takes an interest.
>"Whatcha readin'?"
"Some Sci-Fi. Like for the past week."
>"Cool, cool." He pauses. "Anything...uh, interesting happen?"
>You place the book down, knowing he's not gonna stop.
"Just...go ahead and ask." You say, keeping a cool tone.
>"What's up with you an Sonata?"
>Yeah. Just as expected.
"She asked me to tutor her. I obliged."
>He snorted.
>"Oh yeah, then you took her to dinner. The entire school knows, dude."
>You groan mentally, outside, you keep it cool. He chuckles, crosses his arms.
>"Didn't know you were that smooth, Anon. Nice."

>>22139988
THIS GUY WRIGHT HERE!

>>22139935
>the cherry
Ha. Cherries. Just like Sonata's. That's about to get popped.

I'm joking, don't do it writefag. Cherry popping is a dangerous literary game.
unless you want to of course

>>22139758
I agree. Smut is a dime a dozen on here and it gets old after a while because, like it or not, there's only so many ways to say what's essentially "he put his dick in her and it felt good."

>>22140050
Too bad it's easily the most liked for obvious reasons, when it's relatively easy to do (granted it's hard to make good smut, but who even cares about quality in smut) compared to buildup and character development and trying to make your writing actually be relatable to readers

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>>22140050
>he put his dick in her and it felt good

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>>22140340
case in point

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>>22140209
I only read the finest and most luxurious smut

>>22140019
Oh, I've written smut before. It was the first thing I wrotefagged.
>>22140209
That's where some of the generals come up. A good story gets going, reaches the post limit, and then they call it something. Writefag starts to tripname with a pass, and people say the cancer spreads.
>>22139988
Dub dubs again :^D

"Look, we just got dinner after a long day of studying. I taught her physics and about the French Revolution."
>He grinned. Oh fuck...
>"I'm sure you showed her physics! That law about friction! Oh, oh! I bet you showed her how you're revolution lived on!"
>He laughed at his own joke as you lay your head down on your desk.
>You didn't ask for this. All you wanted was to help one of the new girls out.
>You breath, and lift yourself up. Looking at him flatly, you speak.
"Look, nothing is 'going on' between us. She just needs some help with her classes."
>"Sure man, sure. Don't worry, rumors will die soon."
>His tone was teasing, and you already knew he was just the first to ask.
>You could only fear for Sonata. If you were getting praise for roping such a girl, then she was getting ripped to shreds over choosing some nerd.

>Sonata sat in the back seat, while Aria and Adagio sat in front.
>"So where were you all last night?"
>Aria asked with some edge. Adagio agreed with her, but wasn't as concerned. She got a little bit of the story when Sonata came home, while Aria was asleep. But Sonata rushed off to be, gripping her backpack tightly.
>"Oh, you know. Out studying."
>"You can do that here you know. I'll turn down my music if you want." Adagio suggested.
>"Oh, well, I asked someone to help me study." They asked who. This is the part that Sonata cringed. She spoke softly. "Umm...anon."
>"Who?" Aria asked, turning.
>"Anon. He's really smart! And funny...and nice."
>Aria grinned malevolently.
>"Oh, I see."
>"What?" Sonata defended, arms crossing.
>"Oh, you were just innocently hanging out with him, right? Not fucking him or anything, no. Dumb slut."

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>>22140050
9/11 Would fap again.

>>22140355
i for one would like to see your collection of the most exquisite high-class smut

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>>22140355
>>22140446
You guys have the best bantz when I'm writing. It's better than most generals when it comes to waiting for the writefag.

>>22140543
Awww, love you too man

you know you're my second favorite faggot wright?

>>22140543
Might as well keep stuff entertaining (hopefully) during droughts lol. It's much better than "bump" 20 times in a row anyway

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>>22140543
>>22140632
I love you guys more

>>22140667
i shall remain stationary here in the hopes of acquiring a peek at your stash of fine as dine smut

>>22140704
I second this.

>>22140704
As in what I've written?

>>22140417
>"Oh, you were just innocently hanging out with him, right? Not fucking him or anything, no. Dumb slut."
wow harsh

>>22140704
We bide our time

>>22140827
>>22140704
>>22140723
As in what Ive written, collected, or etc? My autism senses are tingling

>>22140752
if it's well written i'm cool with anything you got to show dude

>>22140871
Yes... Butch... Yes
also tits

>>22140632
I'd be happy to be tenth favorite.
>>22140667
You have like the best fucking reaction images I've ever seen. All my keks. Anything collected would be fine. Honestly, if it keeps you guys busy while I'm writing, by all means.
>>22140417
>"I am not a slut! He just helped me learn about why the French Revolution happened! And what Newton's Laws of Physics are!"
>"Really? He managed to get through your thick skull? Prove it."
>Sonata thought for a moment, then remembered.
>"It was important because it led the way to the decline of monarchies all across Europe, and the world!"
>Through the mirror, Adagio's eyebrows raised. "Wow. He must be pretty good for you to remember all that."
>"He is!"
>"Yeah, he must be good, seeing as she's such an airhead." Aria chided.
>Adagio simply pressed her fingers into her eyes. She stopped bothering trying to solve their arguments. She just let them duke it out nowadays.
>"I wonder what else he's good at..." Aria wondered out loud, a finger to her mouth flirtatiously.
>"Hey! All he did was tutor me. There's nothing going on between us."
>Adagio piped up again.
>"But you wish there was."
>Sonata paused. Anon was so nice, and funny. Pretty cute too.
>"Yeah...I do. For realzies."
>Adagio nodded, and refocused on the road. The car grew silent, and the orange haired girl turned up the radio, making sure that Aria wouldn't take another cheap shot. Grumpy grape just turned around, arms crossed.
>Sonata just slumped into her seat, looking out the window. She could see the school.
>And she couldn't wait to see Anon.

>>22140826
I was thinking the same thing. Sonatabuse strikes a sensitive bit in my feel cortex.

>>22140871
anything as long as it can make my peepee go pewpew

>>22140949
Feels in character to me, but yeah that's harsh

>>22140942
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
MY DICK IS IN ANTICIPATION!

>>22140949
>>22140826
>>22140985
It may be a bit harsh, but I've always known worse abuse happens behind closed doors. Their little spats in public may be small, but it probably gets worse when they're at home.

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>>22140942
>>22140904
>>22140980
>>22140874
Okay, something I collected from a writefag named Fui
>http://pastebin.com/vPeUSYqG
Something I'm working on
>pic related

>>22141047
damn i've already seen that link, i go on /mlp/ too much nowadays...

>>22141047
>vPeUSY
kek

>>22140942
>It's lunch time now. You and Sonata don't have the same lunch period, but that's OK. It'd probably just make the harassment even worse, after all you'd put up with today.
>It was nonstop, really. Everyone DID know about what happened yesterday. Even the waitress, who did happen to be a classmate, asked if there was anything.
>You were surprised most though by how interested people were. It wasn't everyday that a nerd gets good with one of the hottest chicks at school.
>You denied any claim, fought against any assertation. The teasing wouldn't slow you down.
>It was very trying though. You almost skipped lunch just to avoid the banter and the compliments of "Niiiiiiice."
>But you were just too hungry, despite the cafeteria's crap food.
>Absentmindedly rubbing the spot she'd kissed you with your knuckles, you chew the cardboard they served you.
>You stomached it quick, and dashed off to the library. Finding a comfortable spot, you relax. You adjust your clothes some, get yourself prepped for the rest of the day.
>You read your book while you waited. You didn't have a friend to sit with, but failed to bother you.

>Sonata's day was going rather well. Probably due to the sister's reputation, no one wanted to bother her.
>But when she was called on in history, rather she volunteered to answer a question, she obliged.
>She got past math and history well enough. She sat with Aria at lunch, as Adagio had to eat alone.
>The two didn't talk, as Sonata cut her off with a textbook. She wasn't really reading the book, just biding time. Aria was still pissy, but when wasn't she?

>You saw a shadow loom over you. You look up, already saying reaffirming that nothing happened between you and blueberry.
>You paused as you saw Adagio, arms crossed, standing before you, a less than excited look on her face.
>Fuck.

>>22141431
Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
MOTTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1one1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>22140942
>>22140904
>>22140980
>>22140874
For you all~

>>22141726
Oh god yes

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>>22141726
if the internet has taught me anything over the years

its not to trust chest and ass pics until you confirm whats in front

i cant be doing with this

>>22141726
Show us your crotch and i may actually unzip my dick.

>>22141754
...
at this point i don't care

>>22141726
>*unbuttons dick*

>>22141807
*unzips vagina*

>>22141824
Call me

>>22141431
>"Sup."
>It's not a question. It's just to get the ball rolling.
"H-How's it go-"
>She waves a hand.
>"Look, I don't care if you and Sonata do anything. Really. If you're just tutoring her, great. Hell, keep going. You manage to get through to her. She lectured me on the French Revolution this morning. I've seen her forget stuff we learned five minutes ago. Whatever you're doing, keep it up."
>You're honored, really. You knew that Aria was a bit snappish, but you expected Adagio to be the true ice queen of the bunch. Cold and calculating. To level with you like this...
"T-thanks, Adagio. We have another session tod-"
>"Stuff it. Like I said, I don't care, just keep doing it. Aria gives her a really rough time. She came home really happy last night. Happier than I've seen in a while."
>She trails off for a moment, but resumes.
>"Thanks, I guess."
>She extends and hand, and you accept. She smiles, a bit forced, but you smile back politely. She begins waltzing off, but turns back.
>"She really likes you, by the way. Figured I'd let you know."
>Silent after that, she leaves the library. Probably tired of the stuffy atmosphere.
>You just sit a while before getting a head start to class. You figured that Sonata liked you, but you chalked it up to her just being nice.
>But after the kiss, Adagio telling you that she liked you, all the rumors...It made sense.
>Honestly, you really minded the rumors less now. You almost wanted to embrace them.
>Shaking your head, you find your seat in science class. Sonata shows up sooner than other students, and abandons her old seat for one at your table.
>You smile at each other, and she pulls out a notebook and pencil.
>"How was lunch?"
>It's just small talk, but you don't mind.
"Pretty good." You lie. "You?"
>"Oh, fine." After a moment, she asks: "So, you know what we're going over today?"
"Yeah. Reviewing physics. Stuff we went over yesterday."
>"Oh. Great. Jeez, I think I know how you feel in this class."

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>>22124734
Thats a fuckin kawaii picture, nigga

>>22141726
Thread derailed worse than spoderman.

>>22141915
I'm sorry, I'll stop

>>22141921
Oh, don't worry about it. I managed to derail a thread so fucking hard it got deleted once.

>>22141921
At this point i would probably tell you to go all the way but this is not /b/

>>22141954
Blue board? More like blue balls.