Rainbow Dash Thread: Best Plot Edition
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Bunch of pastebin links from last thread:
That should be enough of random Dash stories, right?
Also, fuck off NRDT.
"Rainbow, are you okay?"
>You could hear Twilight's voice ring in your head as the barrage of rain continued.
>A numbness now swept your body as you shivered in the cold.
"Does she look okay? Jesus Christ."
>The voices drearily faded away with each word.
>You failed Ponyville and now you were going to fail yourself because you couldn't get to Twilight...
"Anon, now isn't the time to talk about religion."
>A sudden warmth gently drifted over your front legs as you felt yourself being pulled away from the cold.
>The numbness continued to sting throughout your body, each second causing you to shiver.
"Oh for Christ's - Spike, get her a blanket or something would you?"
>However, in all things bad that were happening to you, you began to feel a strange comfort.
>A large being could be sensed over you, its pressence broad and inviting.
"Sure thing Anon!"
>If only you could see it...
>Slowly, you attempted to lift open your eyes.
"What do we do? I've never seen her like this before."
>You were so cold and so tired.
>The entire day drained you of your energy.
"I don't know Twilight!"
>You neglected to eat, to train, or even work.
>All because you wanted to keep Anon.
"Here's that blanket you wanted."
>Your eyes now slowly opened, the light of the library illuminating the figure before you.
>Warmth began to restore feeling to your body as you noticed his hands cradled around your upper back, half of your face buried in his chest.
>It was him.
>"Do you... care about me too?"
"Of course I do, Skittles."
>A forced laugh came from his chest as he held you closer.
Okay, I'm fucking tired but I hope that bit provided some closure from where I left the story at.
And I mean it this time
They're pretty good, aren't they?
Forgot this part.
>For a while, that was all you needed.
>Your body was so tired.
>Closing your eyes, a smile swept over your face as you leaned into Anon.
>A deep slumber would be yours tonight.
it's like she's wearing nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
Stupid sexy Dash!
What vidya would you play with Rainbow Dash?
Cool with me. As long as he's not a massive autistic cunthead like last thread.
That wasn't me and I may start patrolling every Rainbow Dash thread for errors.
Filly Dash is so adorable.
>"There he is! Get him!"
>You were on your way home down the quiet streets of Ponyville after getting off work when the two of them came around the corner in front of you.
>Rainbow Dash is staring daggers at you, and to her side, that little shit Spike is there, pointing a crooked claw at you with the most devious smile on his face.
>Earlier that day, Spike had been getting on your nerves real hard, and you may have tapped him on the nose a bit... But it's his fault! You remember it clearly, when he knocked your paperwork on the ground, planted his hands on his hips and stuck out his chin, yelling:
>"Hit me, fagget! I'm invincible!"
>And now he's back, just he'd promised after you jabbed the fucker in the nose. He ran off, clutching his face as drops of blood spattered onto the floor, crying and sobbing.
>" I'll be back, Anon! I'm gonna sick the toughest pony in Ponyville on you!"
>You laughed it off, imagining him running back to the library to be chastised by Twilight for his constant dickery and antagonistic actions towards yourself. But now, here he is, nose healed, and a guardian at his side.
>"Anon! You're gonna pay for what you did to my friend!"
>Rainbow's raspy voice is filled with rage; she is PISSED! And now she's approaching you, step by step.
>You put your hands out in front of you.
"Hey now, what happened at work was just a little misunderstanding...."
>"No!" she snaps, stamping a hoof down.
>"You hit Spike! And all he wanted was for you to be nice to him!"
>You shoot a glare at the giddy little fuck behind her.
"WOW, SPIKE. Is that how it went? You little fucknugget!"
>Rainbow takes another step toward you.
"Whoa, WHOA! Just relax, Dash. Uh, I dunno what lies Spike has been feeding you, but I swear to god, it didn't go down like that!"
>Spike puts a hand on her side, speaking brand new lies into her ear.
>"He made me eat dirt!"
>Rainbow's fire is renewed, and she steps closer again.
>As long as he's not a massive autistic cunthead like last thread. >>20695027
I wouldn't count on it.
"Hey! I didn't feed you dirt! I just! I just... Hit him a little."
>Rainbow charges forward, closing the distance frighteningly quick.
>You take several steps backwards until you slip on the curb and fall on your ass. Rainbow leaps into flight and hovers above you, hooves poised to strike down on you; you lay back on the dirty ground and bring your hands over your head.
>"Tell ya what, human. You crawl over there and apologize to him, and I'll only make you eat a little dirt!"
>You look over at Spike.
>The tiny dragon is leaning against the side of a building, examining his claws with an arrogant smirk across his face.
>Why does he hate you so much? Do dragons just not get along with other creatures with hands?
>He looks down on you, and spits onto the sidewalk.
>"Come on, Anon. Beg for my forgiveness already, I don't have all night."
>You sit there looking at him, then back to the vengeful cyan Pegasus above you... You swallow your fear.
"I swear to god, you'd better hire Dash as a bodyguard. Because the second I'm out of the hospital, I'm going to track you down and beat the fucksmack out of you."
>Rainbow roars above you, cocking her hooves to knock your lights out.
>"THAT'S IT! HERE IT COMES!"
>You look up just in time to see her hooves zooming straight at your face.
Posting more in about 2 hours.
In the meantime, have Dash butt.
"Is she going to be okay?"
>Twilight's voice was shaken and worried as she looked at the two of you.
>Rainbow's damp fur rested between your fingers as you held her close, her body now covered with a blanket.
>You really didn't know if she was going to be okay or what sort of treatment colorful ponies needed.
>However, the smile Rainbow Dash made before she fell asleep gave you an awkward form of reassurance.
>She was going to be okay.
>As long as you held her here, like this, you were sure she would be okay.
>"Yeah, she'll be fine."
>Twilight let out a sigh of relief as she sat in front of you.
>You really weren't sure why Rainbow felt the need to ram into the door in the first place.
>Or why you and Twilight were the first people to see her all day.
>Where was she and why did she even miss work?
>What did she mean when she asked you if you cared about her before she fell asleep?
Booty for all.
>There was so many questions you wanted to ask and you knew the answer to one of them.
>You were holding her right now, making sure she would be perfectly fine, with the hopes to see her wake up in the morning because you loved her.
>And she probably loved you too.
>The rest of the night inched by slowly as the storm raged on outside.
>Twilight used her magic and somehow managed to fix the entire door, which was resting on one hinge.
>The entire concept of magic still left you speechless, but not as much as holding a sleeping pegasus in your arms.
>Rain tapped the roof and lightning continued to break in the skies above, causing Spike to take shelter next to Twilight each time.
>Neither you nor Twilight seemed to be able to sleep for most of the night but the frightened dragon seemed to do just fine as he nuzzled into Twilight.
>It was somewhat awkward having the two of you lie awake in silence, just sitting there as the time passed.
>She apparently thought the same as well as she began to resume her questions.
>Surprisingly enough, neither of them were related to the beautiful blue pony in your arms.
>It was the same questions that a dictionary could easily answer.
>What's a county?
>How does a democracy work?
>Yada, yada, yada.
>Eventually you realized that with each question she asked, you were only one step closer to leaving.
>One step closer to being taken away from Rainbow Dash...
>Quickly, you told her that was enough questions for the night.
>The two of you sat in silence again for a few minutes, trying to sleep as branches smacked against the library that rode in the winds of the storm.
>Neither of you were getting anywhere close to sleep
>Eventually you told her of stories and technological advances the human race has made.
>She was into research and smarts, so why not try to explain science to her?
>You told her stories about electricity and how it was the closest thing that humans had to magic.
>How it worked, who made the light bulb, the race of Eddison and Tesla, all the crap that you learned in basic high school classes.
>It never really interested you, but it was fascinating to Twilight.
>Especially how she couldn't grasp the feature of the internet.
>In the middle of telling her about magnets, an awkward silence filled the room.
>No more could you hear the taps of rain or the howling of wind.
>The thunder began to grow more distant, each occurrence taking longer than the last.
>And just like that, Twilight was asleep.
>You felt a small sense of pride as you saw her drift away, only noticing it after you finished your story.
>You succeeded in another attempt to delay Twilight's questions.
>The soft pegasus in your arms who was now warm and dry would be yours for a few more moments.
>That was all you ever wanted.
>You couldn't leave...
Reposted because of some mild edits.
>The familiar voice called out in your head as you felt an inviting softness against your face.
>You pushed against it, the feeling giving you only happiness.
>It was clearly a female's voice but nothing with the grace or fairness found in your usual woman.
>She squeaked as she called your name, causing her voice to jump around in pitch.
>A slight hint of annoyance was shown in it too as she stressed your name.
>The voice was full of flaws and incredibly unique, but it was the only one that filled your chest with an intoxicating warmth.
"Anon, give me some room to breathe would you?!"
>You felt a hoof shove against your face, the familiar feeling of an incoming punch causing you to jump your eyes immediately open.
>You brought your face up from the softness before you, now realizing how you slept.
>Rainbow Dash was next to you, except not exactly as how you remembered falling asleep...
i know its shit, but i drew this myself, so us dash fans could look at it.
>In pristine condition
>Fans of the fictional equine character, Rainbow Dash
Best picture coming through.
Trying to fix my sleep schedule so I can start doing things in my life. There may or may not be an update today.
I update it every time I update here.
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>decide come to back to /mlp/ and check Rainbow Dash threads
>see amount of unique posters
>compare them to threads dedicated to other ponies
>thread looks fairly dysfunctional
Yes. As most characters. The official story goes they're not ready for it yet. She's still waiting for her stalion. And by waiting I mean she doesn't think about it and doesn't feel the need.
Yes, because element of loyalty.
It could be any species right?
If it exists in Equestria. But I see Dash as somewhat of a normalfag. I mean she would be kinky with her mate and all but she has her boundaries. So not any. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't like to share her bed with a hydra.
But she would be okay marrying a human. I think she wanted to ship Daring Do with that weird animal.
I'd love to cuddle bluefast.
>you will never marry this pony
>you will never take turns cooking meals
>you will never take her out on a date every week
>you will never cuddle each other in bed
Why do you do this Anon?
It hurts to live ;_;
Every night in bed I always think about her
wondering if shes actually out there in some other universe
thinking about me too
I love you.
I want to see if anyone can feel what I'm feeling.
There is a theory that says it may be happening.
>implying I would date a human girl
I know about the multiverse theory, but unfortunately, it only applies to every *possible* situation. As much as I hate to say it, an animated pony coming to life and loving me is probably not possible.
This is why I need a name and tripcode.
You should apologize to me as well. I will go to bed soon.
What makes you say ponies aren't possible?
Im not going to completely rule out the possibility though, I dont want to jinx myself
If you want to be with her you must feel her love.
Now I'm going to attempt to dream about her, like I do every night.
thats not actually what the multi-verse theroy states. Its not any possible reality. Its EVERY possible reality. That means what ever you can imagine it exists. So yes, there is a dashie out there who loves you more than anything
And there's a dashie out there who loves each and everyone of us
I like Rainbow Dash with hidden talents.
>During Rainbows younger years her mum ran a really successful spa in Cloudsdale
>her mother insisted she had a hoofcure and generally get prettied up on a regular bases
>as she grew up she convinced Rainbow to start working in the spa for a boosted allowance
>Rainbow will never be able to get all of those wonderfull spa tips and tricks out her her head
>And she will never allow her mother to meet her freinds unless she denies all knollage of the spa
>Rainbow will never admit she loved her mum pampering her and helping her run the spa while hanging out together
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/ dont /°°°\ cum \
/ bump /°°°\ inside \
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Thanks for making me tear up faggot.
I don't know why, but the longer I stared at the picture in the video the more it felt like I could see her leaning in to kiss him.
Okay, so fixing my sleep schedule failed horribly.
I am going to bed after being up for 24 hours. More info on update whenever I wake up.
Okay, I'm awake. Updates in let's say... 2-3 hours.
I guess I'll try that.
Gonna be delayed by at least another hour. Sorry.
I dislike most of you guys but my loyalty to Rainbow Dash is much stronger.
Been busy doing things for the last week
including starting to learn how to sketch/draw pony. Going to start writing again tonight, but if I don't get too far or to a stopping point I like, it'll probably be tomorrow when I post it.
>You will never play smash bros. with Rainbow Dash.
>You will never reduce her to a fuming, swearing mess from repeated ass-kickings.
>You will never have to keep removing different items because she says they're for cheaters.
>You will never be forced to pick a different character because she's so mad.
>You will never let her win one match, just to have her spring up and cheer and get all extra.
>You will never hear her scream right into your ears after completely annihilating her in the next round.
I'll save from page 10, hoping for writefriends return.
I love Rainbow Dash in an entirely nonsexual way. Unfortunately I will never race her, I will never travel the world or undergo adventures with her. We will never have an Ironpony competition or fight the evil back to back. That's because she's not real.
>"I WILL PERFECT MY OWN RACE OF ATOMIC SUPERPONIES!
>She will never ask you to reassure her that she's still best pony after such an ass-beating.
>She will never allow herself to be cuddled, despite acting reluctant.
>You will never cheer her up by ordering up some chinese food.
>tfw wouldn't even have a chance with her if she was real.
Robots can love you.
Not necessarily. This world could be a VR too. I'm not talking about Oculus, I mean the real thing.
>pic not related
>unfortunately I don't have the original anymore
When we can produce a being with artifical consciousness, maybe.
Ethics won't even pass through your head when you're looking down upon her perfect form, strapped to your table, eyes closed, waiting for that perfect lightning strike.
Ethics won't matter when you irradiate your genetically manufactured Rainbow Dash so that she can gain the atomic powers required to go faster than the fastest jet, and maker strong enough to lift tanks and buildings like they're legos.
You'll laugh in the face of ethics when you stare deep into her glowing eyes and hold her body in your arms, as the raw power inside of her is allowed to transmit between the two of you in a display of her love and undying devotion to her creator and husband.
Creating a biological pony that closely resembles Rainbow Dash is not that much of a problem. Giving it intelligence, her character and the ability to fly at supersonics is already much more difficult. Giving her the rest of pegasus magic such as cloud control, rainbow creation and so on requires such unbelievable technology you might as well just simulate entire Equestria with much less ressources, research and cost.
That's how I like her.
>sexualizing the Dash
Shame on you peasants!
>not wanting to cum inside beautiful horse waifu
Such genetic engineering would not be feasible until at least the 2050s. Robotics would allow for what you desire by 2030s perhaps, but genetic engineering needs to break through the barrier between splicing species that is present at this time before things like little ponies, catgirls and other delightful entities could be cooked up in a lab. Singularity would probably happen sooner, and that's slated for maybe the 2070s.
You're a fucking idiot. Didn't you ever hear of Frankenstein's monster, you shithead? This shit happens all the time.
Besides, there's always the possibility that a UFO will land on a field of ponies and turn them into hyper-powered friendship horses.
Would you fight a giant Rainbow Dash?
Remember that RD was responsible for the rest of the mane 6 getting their Cutiemarks.
That's twice people have replied to my posts without really meaning to do so.
If it were a good rifle everyone would buy one.
It has no improvements over anything used today.
True. I've actually had the unfortunate opportunity to use it a few times and I can say that I was not impressed. Hell a bloody L85 does better!
Anyway, pony waifu board is not /k/. Carry on!
Was bored and had time to kill so I made this edit for you, anon.
It's probably not very good but whatever, here you go.
WHAT NOW BITCH?!?!?!
>Be at night in Ponyville.
>You have a mug of AJ's hard cider, reading one of Twilights books on a pillow in front of the hearth. Princess Celestia called for her and Spike to do something or other in Canterlot for a few months so she asked you to house-sit for her.
>You said yes and now here you are. Sitting in a library for a house, in a town of multicolored ponies in a universe powered, seemingly, by bullshit and dark matter.
>You are stirred from your musings as you hear, rather feel something moving around behind you. Like when you know you forgot something but can't go get it.
>You slowly put your reading down on the ground and the mug on the table. You take a second to bring yourself to do it.
>You turn and see nothing. You look left and right, searching for anything betraying the existence of anyone or anything, other then yourself.
"Hmm. I guess I'm tired, is all."
>You shake your head and turn back to the warmth. Suddenly, from above your head, you hear.
>You know that voice. Its always a little scratchy but so self-assured and full of love.
>You look up just in time to see Rainbow Dash (the nickname you gave her is Skittles) crash into you, sending you both tumbling ten feet away.
>She is laughing her ass off, just barely saying.
>"Oh man! HAHAHA! D-Did you s-s-s-s-sehehehe the look on your face?!?! HAHAHA!"
>After you recover from the shock of the scare and impact, you join her in laughter.
>A few minutes pass and the laughing dies down.
>Skittles wipes the tears from her eyes before asking.
>"Who's awesome?" and holding up her right hoof.
>You hold up your left and you brohoof each other saying
>She smiles at that and stands up helping you up and rubbing your head.
>"Oh MAN you should have seen how surprised you were! Hope I didn't hit you too hard."
Fortunately for you, that was enough to motivate me. I'll use the alias "Up2It" for this thread. Here goes...
>It's been about three and a half months since you lost your job at the office you worked in. You still remember it vividly.
>Jerk boss fired you because you accidentally found the porn stash on his computer while you were helping him back up some files.
>You promised not to tell anyone about the weird stuff he was into, but you knew he probably wouldn't believe you.
>Whatever, that was pretty much a dead-end job anyway. It's not your fault that he obviously made no attempt to hide his secret files.
>Unfortunately this guy was so paranoid about you telling people that he must have started spreading fake rumors about you, because every time you went to apply for a new job they'd turn you down nervously without saying why.
>With your savings dropping like a rock, you could tell that you were going to have to sell your house which you could no longer afford.
>You heard that Equestria had a few houses available for cheap in Ponyville, so you figured "eh, why not" and made plans to move there.
>But of course you weren't the first guy to think of that, and the empty spots were already taken up by the time you got there.
>Sighing, you put your bags down and sat on a bench in the park, thinking about your life.
>A cyan pegasus with a colorful mane noticed that you seemed unhappy and flew down to sit next to you on the bench.
>She gently tapped you on the shoulder.
>"Hey big guy, is everything alright?"
This is still part of the flashback; I'll be doing current tense after I finish the backstory.
If you guys want me to continue, tell me and I'll write more for this thing later if this thread's still alive and I'm... well, feeling up to it.
Alright guys, I'll try to work on part 2 later tonight since you seem to like it. I'm a slow writer because I spend a bunch of time thinking about how I want it to continue, so expect this story to come out in small sections at an irregular pace.
Good news, I felt up to it again.
>You briefly glanced at the pegasus, then looked in the other direction nonchalantly.
"Yeah, I'm fine."
>The mare raised an eyebrow.
>You looked back at her, a little annoyed because you weren't in the mood for conversation at the time.
"Yeah. Like I said, I'm fine. Don't worry about me."
>"Nice try, but that doesn't work on me. I know I would say the same thing if I was down in the dumps."
"So what? It doesn't concern you."
>"It does now."
>She gave you a light jab in the side.
>"C'mon, spill it. What's gotten you so depressed?"
>You shook your head.
"No, there's no need for you to get involved. I'd rather deal with it myself."
>She shook her head as well, except a bit more dramatically, as if to mock you.
>"Nope, it's too late for that. Now you gotta tell me, whether you like it or not."
>You sighed, knowing that there was no way you could evade the conversation any longer.
"...Fine, I'll tell you."
Stay tuned, folks! Next time, Anon will reveal the secret that you already know about!
>"Wait, how did you know my name?"
"Yeah, I'm also psychic."
>"But you don't have a horn."
"Well, uh, human magic comes from somewhere else..." *reaches down and slowly unzips*
>"So THAT'S what Lyra meant when she said humans were really horny..."
*ba dum tsh*
Haha, just messing around. This won't actually be part of my story. It's just that I forgot to mention that the Anon in this story already knew about Equestria, but hadn't met Rainbow Dash yet.
HAHAHA! good jokes!
Hehehe. Don't worry. I was messing with you too. Wasn't a real troll. Hmmm. I've got an idea. We both seem like pretty good writefags. What about a little game? How about you write a few lines of a story, I write a few lines and then back to the beginning?
Ah, an improv. Yeah, I could go for that. I'm guessing you're expecting me to go first, so here's something to start with. Since this is a Dashie thread, obviously it'll be a story involving her.
>Rainbow Dash yawned and stretched.
>"Gee, it sure is boring around here."
>She sat down on her couch and pulled out a remote with a red button on it.
>"Y'know, I don't even remember what this thing does..."
(I'll still be doing part 3 of my other story sometime, don't worry)
Oh and if you want to retcon something, we'll just do a time paradox or something, alright?
She pushed the button and an alarm started ringing and screaming "INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!"
>Dash's hair shot straight up into the air and her tail went ram-rod straight.
>She kept pushing the button over and over, begging it to stop!
>Just as suddenly as it began, it stopped. She looked over to where she heard a click and saw the man that had taken her in closing some sort of alarm box.
"I've said it before and I'll say it again. Please ask me before touching something you don't know. Now, it's six thirty in the morning. I don't know what you're doing up and, honestly, Dash, I don't care but you better pray with every ounce of your rainbow tail that the police don't knock on my door.
Sounds good to me.
>Rainbow Dash chuckled nervously. "Sorry Mr. Anon, I guess I had too much cider last night."
>Mr. Anon nodded.
"You got that right. Make sure to limit how much you drink next time."
>Mr. Anon picked Dash up and put her back near her bed.
"Now, get some rest. I know there's only a few hours of night left, but I don't want you to be tired all day."
>Mr. Anon patted her on the head.
Also, are we doing her as anthro or pony? And is this actually IN equestria or da earf?
>She smiled and flapped her wings gently. Anon was about to leave and she paniced, she didn't know why but she didn't want him to leave.
>"Um...C-could you...Could you? Um..."
>His face bore a mask of concern.
"What is it Dash? You can tell me."
>She sighed and blushed, grateful for the darkness.
>"C-Could you sleep with me? Like, cuddle?
Seems like an Earth setting to me. We're doing her as pony.
>Mr. Anon was surprised for a moment. Rainbow Dash wasn't usually this affectionate.
>Even so, he was glad that she was warming up to him. When he had first allowed her to live with him, she was often suspicious and had difficulty getting to trust him.
>Rainbow Dash's face lit up.
>She hopped into her bed and scooted over to allow him space to lay down.
>He plopped himself down and rested his head on the pillow, facing her.
>Despite his earlier anger, he smiled. He didn't know what it was about this blue and rainbow haired pony but whenever he looked at her he seamed...Almost calm, rather then the rushed, frazzled man that he was.
>He gently put an arm over her and pulled her close.
>Her wings flared at the contact but soon calmed down as her head rested on this chest.
>She heard his heart beating and his gentle breathing.
>Somehow, she knew that everything would be fine. As long as he was here everything would be alright.
>Then she felt something else. Love but...Not want but something, perhaps stronger, then love.
I'm hoping I can finish my story before we have to move to a new thread. I hate the feeling I get when I leave stuff unfinished, even though I can just look for the next thread.
>You told the pegasus about your problems with your old boss, and how you lost your job and your home.
>"Aw man, that's terrible... you came all this way for nothing, then?"
>You nodded sadly.
>The pegasus frowned.
>"Well, that's just not right! You didn't do anything wrong, and your stupid boss doesn't deserve to be a boss at all!"
>She put a foreleg around your shoulder.
>"I promise you that it's not going to get any worse from this point onward. I'm Rainbow Dash, and you're gonna be my new roommate."
And with that, we reach the end of the backstory! Well, probably. I hope I didn't forget anything.
No worries, I never said I wanted to pause this improvisational story yet either. I'll just add to whichever of the two I feel like doing next.
>Rainbow Dash looked up into his eyes.
>She paused for a moment, then decided to ditch the formality that she had developed a habit of using.
>"Anon, I wanna tell you something, but I'm not sure how you'll respond to it..."
"Hm? It's okay Dash, I don't bite. You know that by now."
>"Yeah, I know. It's just... well... you'll think it's cheesy and dumb or something. Never mind..."
>In her mind, she was beating herself up for not having the courage to tell Anon about her feelings.
"Rainbow Dash, I promise you that I won't laugh. I wouldn't want to be your caretaker if I wasn't considerate enough to avoid hurting your feelings. You're not going to feel better until you tell me what you wanted to say."
>She looked into his eyes and saw nothing but understanding and caring.
>She decided to take the plunge.
>"I just really like spending time with you, yaknow? It's fun and everything...I just feel like I want to be...You know? Closer?
>"Yeah, you know? Closer?"
"She hid her face in his chest as she muttered the last part.