Rainbow Dash Thread: Best Plot Edition Last thread >>

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>>20653363


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"Rainbow, are you okay?"
>You could hear Twilight's voice ring in your head as the barrage of rain continued.
>A numbness now swept your body as you shivered in the cold.
"Does she look okay? Jesus Christ."
>The voices drearily faded away with each word.
>You failed Ponyville and now you were going to fail yourself because you couldn't get to Twilight...
"Anon, now isn't the time to talk about religion."
>A sudden warmth gently drifted over your front legs as you felt yourself being pulled away from the cold.
>The numbness continued to sting throughout your body, each second causing you to shiver.
"Oh for Christ's - Spike, get her a blanket or something would you?"
>However, in all things bad that were happening to you, you began to feel a strange comfort.
>A large being could be sensed over you, its pressence broad and inviting.
"Sure thing Anon!"
>If only you could see it...
>Slowly, you attempted to lift open your eyes.

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>>20685465

"What do we do? I've never seen her like this before."
>You were so cold and so tired.
>The entire day drained you of your energy.
"I don't know Twilight!"
>You neglected to eat, to train, or even work.
>All because you wanted to keep Anon.
"Here's that blanket you wanted."
>Anon...
>Your eyes now slowly opened, the light of the library illuminating the figure before you.
>"Anon?"
>Warmth began to restore feeling to your body as you noticed his hands cradled around your upper back, half of your face buried in his chest.
>It was him.
>"Do you... care about me too?"
"Of course I do, Skittles."
>A forced laugh came from his chest as he held you closer.

>>20685452
I love the wonderbolt uniforms.

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Okay, I'm fucking tired but I hope that bit provided some closure from where I left the story at.

More tomorrow.

And I mean it this time

>>20685486
They're pretty good, aren't they?

Forgot this part.

>>20685469

>For a while, that was all you needed.
>Your body was so tired.
>Closing your eyes, a smile swept over your face as you leaned into Anon.
>A deep slumber would be yours tonight.

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Bumping with content

>>20685465
Great we got some more

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>>20685495
it's like she's wearing nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
Stupid sexy Dash!

>>20686336
That's is just adorable

>>20687881
What pictures arnt?

>>20687036
Heh

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>>20687036

>>20685465
>>20685469
>>20685495
How sweet, apart from her hurting herself obviously but love it

Rainbow Dash has a stupid horse face.

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>>20690095

Are these lewd or fun?

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>>20687036

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Page 9 save

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What vidya would you play with Rainbow Dash?

>>20693045
SSX, I quite enjoy it but I'd say she'd love it.

>>20693045
LoL. I think she'd love the competition of it.

Page 9 save

Poke

>>20693892
>Page 9 save
Please shut the fuck up.
ten quid says it's the NRDT guy

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>>20694221
Cool with me. As long as he's not a massive autistic cunthead like last thread.

>>20691343
Who ever spike is ratting on is dead

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>>20694221
>>20694507
That wasn't me and I may start patrolling every Rainbow Dash thread for errors.

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Filly Dash is so adorable.

>>20691343

>"There he is! Get him!"
>You were on your way home down the quiet streets of Ponyville after getting off work when the two of them came around the corner in front of you.
>Rainbow Dash is staring daggers at you, and to her side, that little shit Spike is there, pointing a crooked claw at you with the most devious smile on his face.
>Earlier that day, Spike had been getting on your nerves real hard, and you may have tapped him on the nose a bit... But it's his fault! You remember it clearly, when he knocked your paperwork on the ground, planted his hands on his hips and stuck out his chin, yelling:
>"Hit me, fagget! I'm invincible!"
>And now he's back, just he'd promised after you jabbed the fucker in the nose. He ran off, clutching his face as drops of blood spattered onto the floor, crying and sobbing.
>" I'll be back, Anon! I'm gonna sick the toughest pony in Ponyville on you!"
>You laughed it off, imagining him running back to the library to be chastised by Twilight for his constant dickery and antagonistic actions towards yourself. But now, here he is, nose healed, and a guardian at his side.
>"Anon! You're gonna pay for what you did to my friend!"
>Rainbow's raspy voice is filled with rage; she is PISSED! And now she's approaching you, step by step.
>You put your hands out in front of you.
"Hey now, what happened at work was just a little misunderstanding...."
>"No!" she snaps, stamping a hoof down.
>"You hit Spike! And all he wanted was for you to be nice to him!"
>You shoot a glare at the giddy little fuck behind her.
"WOW, SPIKE. Is that how it went? You little fucknugget!"
>Rainbow takes another step toward you.
"Whoa, WHOA! Just relax, Dash. Uh, I dunno what lies Spike has been feeding you, but I swear to god, it didn't go down like that!"
>Spike puts a hand on her side, speaking brand new lies into her ear.
>"He made me eat dirt!"
>Rainbow's fire is renewed, and she steps closer again.

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>>20694507
>As long as he's not a massive autistic cunthead like last thread. >>20695027
I wouldn't count on it.

>>20695568
Go man, go!

>>20695568
More?

>>20695568

"Hey! I didn't feed you dirt! I just! I just... Hit him a little."
>Rainbow charges forward, closing the distance frighteningly quick.
>You take several steps backwards until you slip on the curb and fall on your ass. Rainbow leaps into flight and hovers above you, hooves poised to strike down on you; you lay back on the dirty ground and bring your hands over your head.
>"Tell ya what, human. You crawl over there and apologize to him, and I'll only make you eat a little dirt!"
>You look over at Spike.
>The tiny dragon is leaning against the side of a building, examining his claws with an arrogant smirk across his face.
>Why does he hate you so much? Do dragons just not get along with other creatures with hands?
>He looks down on you, and spits onto the sidewalk.
>"Come on, Anon. Beg for my forgiveness already, I don't have all night."
>You sit there looking at him, then back to the vengeful cyan Pegasus above you... You swallow your fear.
"Spike...."
>"Hmm?"
"I swear to god, you'd better hire Dash as a bodyguard. Because the second I'm out of the hospital, I'm going to track you down and beat the fucksmack out of you."
>Rainbow roars above you, cocking her hooves to knock your lights out.
>"THAT'S IT! HERE IT COMES!"
>You look up just in time to see her hooves zooming straight at your face.
"AAAAGH!"

Fin.

>>20695778

http://pastebin.com/50YWZk6W

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>>20695778
Quick, CQC that bitch!

I want to scratch Rainbow behind her ears

>>20693045
Halo 3 multi team.
>tfw you will never defend dash when she has the oddball

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Posting more in about 2 hours.

In the meantime, have Dash butt.

>>20696485

Rainbow must be a very expensive pony to maintain.

She keeps wrecking her accessories.

>>20696485
I'd do things to that delicious flank.

Rainbow is sexiest pony. Beautiful. Adorable. Why cant she be real??

>>20696485

bumping for tripanon

>>20697674

TRIPANON COME BACK, YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEEE!

>>20697681
I AM SORRY. AND I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THAT GREEN

>>20685517

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"Is she going to be okay?"
>Twilight's voice was shaken and worried as she looked at the two of you.
>Rainbow's damp fur rested between your fingers as you held her close, her body now covered with a blanket.
>You really didn't know if she was going to be okay or what sort of treatment colorful ponies needed.
>However, the smile Rainbow Dash made before she fell asleep gave you an awkward form of reassurance.
>She was going to be okay.
>As long as you held her here, like this, you were sure she would be okay.
>"Yeah, she'll be fine."
>Twilight let out a sigh of relief as she sat in front of you.
"Okay... Okay..."
>You really weren't sure why Rainbow felt the need to ram into the door in the first place.
>Or why you and Twilight were the first people to see her all day.
>Where was she and why did she even miss work?
>What did she mean when she asked you if you cared about her before she fell asleep?

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>>20697686
>>20697681
>>20697674
>>20697504
>>20697308
Booty for all.

>>20697700

aaaww. I want to crawl under her legs like that and kiss her

>>20697690

>There was so many questions you wanted to ask and you knew the answer to one of them.
>You were holding her right now, making sure she would be perfectly fine, with the hopes to see her wake up in the morning because you loved her.
>And she probably loved you too.
>The rest of the night inched by slowly as the storm raged on outside.
>Twilight used her magic and somehow managed to fix the entire door, which was resting on one hinge.
>The entire concept of magic still left you speechless, but not as much as holding a sleeping pegasus in your arms.
>Rain tapped the roof and lightning continued to break in the skies above, causing Spike to take shelter next to Twilight each time.
>Neither you nor Twilight seemed to be able to sleep for most of the night but the frightened dragon seemed to do just fine as he nuzzled into Twilight.
>It was somewhat awkward having the two of you lie awake in silence, just sitting there as the time passed.

>>20697817

>She apparently thought the same as well as she began to resume her questions.
>Surprisingly enough, neither of them were related to the beautiful blue pony in your arms.
>It was the same questions that a dictionary could easily answer.
>What's a county?
>How does a democracy work?
>Yada, yada, yada.
>Eventually you realized that with each question she asked, you were only one step closer to leaving.
>One step closer to being taken away from Rainbow Dash...
>Quickly, you told her that was enough questions for the night.
>The two of you sat in silence again for a few minutes, trying to sleep as branches smacked against the library that rode in the winds of the storm.
>Neither of you were getting anywhere close to sleep
>Eventually you told her of stories and technological advances the human race has made.
>She was into research and smarts, so why not try to explain science to her?

>>20697828

>You told her stories about electricity and how it was the closest thing that humans had to magic.
>How it worked, who made the light bulb, the race of Eddison and Tesla, all the crap that you learned in basic high school classes.
>It never really interested you, but it was fascinating to Twilight.
>Especially how she couldn't grasp the feature of the internet.
>In the middle of telling her about magnets, an awkward silence filled the room.
>No more could you hear the taps of rain or the howling of wind.
>The thunder began to grow more distant, each occurrence taking longer than the last.
>And just like that, Twilight was asleep.
>You felt a small sense of pride as you saw her drift away, only noticing it after you finished your story.
>You succeeded in another attempt to delay Twilight's questions.
>The soft pegasus in your arms who was now warm and dry would be yours for a few more moments.
>That was all you ever wanted.
>You couldn't leave...

Reposted because of some mild edits.

>>20697837

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"Anon?"
>The familiar voice called out in your head as you felt an inviting softness against your face.
>You pushed against it, the feeling giving you only happiness.
"Anon?"
>It was clearly a female's voice but nothing with the grace or fairness found in your usual woman.
>She squeaked as she called your name, causing her voice to jump around in pitch.
"Anon..."
>A slight hint of annoyance was shown in it too as she stressed your name.
>The voice was full of flaws and incredibly unique, but it was the only one that filled your chest with an intoxicating warmth.
"Anon, give me some room to breathe would you?!"
>You felt a hoof shove against your face, the familiar feeling of an incoming punch causing you to jump your eyes immediately open.
>You brought your face up from the softness before you, now realizing how you slept.
>Rainbow Dash was next to you, except not exactly as how you remembered falling asleep...

>>20699926
The guy who did that is pretty damn impressive.

I'd watch a 3D EQG with that kind of quality.

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>>20697937

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>tfw no dash wife

>>20700767
cool sleeping pic

>>20701397
Your awesome!

Boop

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I want Rainbow Dash to lean into me.

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i know its shit, but i drew this myself, so us dash fans could look at it.

>>20703464
That's really shit

tfw you can't do better ;_;

3D RD model released!
http://www.mediafire.com/download/eu3prh87l5v3o62/RD_RIG_RELEASE.7z

>>20704057
what is it for

>>20704648
Blender

>>20695778
Pussy

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>>20685452
>Damage control
>In pristine condition
>Fans of the fictional equine character, Rainbow Dash
Kek

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Best picture coming through.

>>20705057
please tell me there's a... more detailed version of this?!

>>20705485
Like a vector or NSFW?

Because I only know of a vector version

>>20705513
both is good

Boop

>>20700767
That bed really suits her
Adorable

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>>20685452

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>>20685452
2

>>20696336
>Halo

Mah nigga.

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>>20685452
3

BOop

Dashie bump

>>20708470
Pinkie and Dash are cute as fuark

>>20697937
Can you update the Pastebin?

>>20709691
I got you.
http://pastebin.com/u/AnonymousTrip

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Trying to fix my sleep schedule so I can start doing things in my life. There may or may not be an update today.

>>20709691
I update it every time I update here.

>>20710800
Hopefully that'll make your posting times easier for me to catch, I'm almost always asleep or in college when you update.

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/ dont /°°°\ cum \
/ bump /°°°\ inside \

>>20711720
Dash cat is cute Pony

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>decide come to back to /mlp/ and check Rainbow Dash threads

>see amount of unique posters

>compare them to threads dedicated to other ponies

>thread looks fairly dysfunctional


>mfw

>>20713485
>see amount of unique posters
where is that?

>>20713550
Are you using 4chan x? Apparently it's removed on that for some reason. Otherwise it should be next to the amount of posts, and images.

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Is Rainbow Dash a kissless virgin?

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>>20714417
She's too busy chasing her dreams

>>20714417
Yes. As most characters. The official story goes they're not ready for it yet. She's still waiting for her stalion. And by waiting I mean she doesn't think about it and doesn't feel the need.

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>>20714417
Yes, because element of loyalty.

>>20714642
>stallion
It could be any species right?

>>20715392
If it exists in Equestria. But I see Dash as somewhat of a normalfag. I mean she would be kinky with her mate and all but she has her boundaries. So not any. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't like to share her bed with a hydra.

Boop

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>>20715429
But she would be okay marrying a human. I think she wanted to ship Daring Do with that weird animal.

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>>20716277
Good enough for me

>>20716290
that pic made me happy for some reason the fact that i never will get to marry her feels come in but she looks so happy and cute as fuck that i cant help but smile

>>20710675
She is just thinking how dare you

>>20703332
I would also like this

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I'd love to cuddle bluefast.

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>>20718664
I'd give anything to cuddle bluefast

>>20713485
You guys seem to get more green than Twilight threads do.

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>>20716782
>you will never marry this pony
>you will never take turns cooking meals
>you will never take her out on a date every week
>you will never cuddle each other in bed

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>>20719558
Why do you do this Anon?

It hurts to live ;_;

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Every night in bed I always think about her

wondering if shes actually out there in some other universe

thinking about me too

I love you.

>>20719706
i feel those feels because i dream of finding a girl who changed her name to rainbow dash dyed her hair to look like rainbow dash and has her personality that would date me

>>20719768
Go to bed NRDT!

>>20719837
im not NRDT faggot

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>>20719678
I want to see if anyone can feel what I'm feeling.

>>20719706
There is a theory that says it may be happening.

>>20719837
Not me
>implying I would date a human girl

>>20720015
he is not talking to you he is talking to me and as i just said i am not the NRDT faggot

>>20720039
my bad. NRDT once typed that a few threads ago so I assumed they were you. I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused you.
>>20720015 see >>20719837

>>20720015
I know about the multiverse theory, but unfortunately, it only applies to every *possible* situation. As much as I hate to say it, an animated pony coming to life and loving me is probably not possible.

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>>20720039
This is why I need a name and tripcode.

>>20720061
You should apologize to me as well. I will go to bed soon.

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>>20720080
What makes you say ponies aren't possible?

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>>20720126
common sense...

Im not going to completely rule out the possibility though, I dont want to jinx myself

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>>20720144
If you want to be with her you must feel her love.

Now I'm going to attempt to dream about her, like I do every night.

>>20713485
We have 3 less posters than the Twi thread? And they're supposedly the most popular.

>>20720144

thats not actually what the multi-verse theroy states. Its not any possible reality. Its EVERY possible reality. That means what ever you can imagine it exists. So yes, there is a dashie out there who loves you more than anything

And there's a dashie out there who loves each and everyone of us

>>20721109
That means there's also a Dashie whose personality is a lot like dress horse.

I don't want that Dashie

>>20721183
well, Rainbow Dash in 3 or 3.5 (I forget) was a "fashionista" so that version of Dash is canon in some universe

Boop

Boop

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>>20721287
I like Rainbow Dash with hidden talents.

>>20722871
I'd like to help her learn a few new ones~

>>20721287
>During Rainbows younger years her mum ran a really successful spa in Cloudsdale
>her mother insisted she had a hoofcure and generally get prettied up on a regular bases
>as she grew up she convinced Rainbow to start working in the spa for a boosted allowance
>Rainbow will never be able to get all of those wonderfull spa tips and tricks out her her head
>And she will never allow her mother to meet her freinds unless she denies all knollage of the spa
>Rainbow will never admit she loved her mum pampering her and helping her run the spa while hanging out together

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>>20722994
Like basketweaving?

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>>20723229
This would make a cool episode.

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/ / \ \
/ dont /°°°\ cum \
/ bump /°°°\ inside \
/ / \ \

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>you will never see this

>>20719768
I met a rainbow dash cosplayer who was 100% tomboy at rotlcon

>>20726255
did you...you know?

I love her beautiful eyes.

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>>20727802
Me too, man.
Me too.

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>you will never fall in love with each other

>>20728307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDayKQAU28c

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>>20729462

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>>20729462
Thanks for making me tear up faggot.

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>>20729462
I don't know why, but the longer I stared at the picture in the video the more it felt like I could see her leaning in to kiss him.

>>20730982
penis*

>>20720083
I want a Rainbow Dash commemorative plate.

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Oldie but Goodie

Boop

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>>20735741

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>>20735751

It's been three days since TripAnon's last update, I need my fix man, don't holdout one me!

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Okay, so fixing my sleep schedule failed horribly.

I am going to bed after being up for 24 hours. More info on update whenever I wake up.

Have Dash.

>>20736781
Awesome, you should try using tactical naps to sort your shit.

>>20712148
Autistic faggot
Under 18 are not allowed on 4chan,unless you are a mentally challenged adult.

>>20739437
Uhh, alright.

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She looks so cute when she's worried

>>20740449
>"Shit, Fluttershy was right...itching and a strong discharge are'nt good signs."

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>>20740482
epin xD

Boop

>>20740449
"W-why do you want to know my sexuality?"

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Okay, I'm awake. Updates in let's say... 2-3 hours.

>>20737280
I guess I'll try that.

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>>20743840
Welcome back writefag!

>>20743840
Looking foward to it

>>20743840
Can't wait

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Gonna be delayed by at least another hour. Sorry.

>>20716290
I can't express in words how happy it would make me to marry her.

>>20745576
Eating the phone won't help you Dash

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>>20685452

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boop

>>20745576
>at least another hour
I know you said at least but damn

>>20749587
Just be glad he is still writing, by the sounds of it he's been having a rough time irl recently

>>20749600
I know, I love the gorgeous barbarian, just need muh fix.

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>>20723362
Underwater.

>>20749017
please see >>20687036

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Plot you can actually touch

>>20751711
I'd probably cum on it too.

>>20719837
Oh great. Is this a thing now? Isn't there already enough infamous Dashfags already?

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BOMP

>>20743840
>2-3 hours
>almost 1 day later

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I dislike most of you guys but my loyalty to Rainbow Dash is much stronger.

>>20749017
Her butt is so cute omg

>>20749017
Is that her vag or did she fart in the airtight suit?

Been busy doing things for the last week including starting to learn how to sketch/draw pony. Going to start writing again tonight, but if I don't get too far or to a stopping point I like, it'll probably be tomorrow when I post it.

>>20693045

>You will never play smash bros. with Rainbow Dash.
>You will never reduce her to a fuming, swearing mess from repeated ass-kickings.
>You will never have to keep removing different items because she says they're for cheaters.
>You will never be forced to pick a different character because she's so mad.
>You will never let her win one match, just to have her spring up and cheer and get all extra.
>You will never hear her scream right into your ears after completely annihilating her in the next round.

It hurts.

>>20757030

Want a picture of this print and a few other things I bought a few weeks ago?

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I'll save from page 10, hoping for writefriends return.

>>20758952
she farted

Boop

>>20759275
>you will never kiss her to shut her up

Dash bump

Dashie is worthy of nothing less than unceasing worship and adoration.

>>20759862
Yeah sure. More Rainbow Dash is always good.

>>20762091
It's not like anyone would even hear the words of worst pony anyway.

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>>20766837
#rekt
#Brash+Confident>InsecureTwat
#usureshowedher

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I love Rainbow Dash in an entirely nonsexual way. Unfortunately I will never race her, I will never travel the world or undergo adventures with her. We will never have an Ironpony competition or fight the evil back to back. That's because she's not real. For now.

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>>20767980

>"I WILL PERFECT MY OWN RACE OF ATOMIC SUPERPONIES!

>>20764626

>She will never ask you to reassure her that she's still best pony after such an ass-beating.
>She will never allow herself to be cuddled, despite acting reluctant.
>You will never cheer her up by ordering up some chinese food.

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>tfw wouldn't even have a chance with her if she was real.

>>20768391

It would be worth a try, though.

>>20768419
Can't afford to fuck it up.

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>>20768293
>what is VR

>>20768453
VR can't love you, only give a simulation of it.

>>20768529
Better than nothing though ;_;

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>>20768529
Robots can love you.

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>>20768529
Not necessarily. This world could be a VR too. I'm not talking about Oculus, I mean the real thing.

>pic not related
>unfortunately I don't have the original anymore

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>>20768632
When we can produce a being with artifical consciousness, maybe.

>>20768453
>>20768529
>>20768554
>>20768632
>>20768670
>>20768687

>VR
>Robots
>Not creating a living pony through the process of maniacal scientific experiments.

Fucking plebs.

>>20768730
That doesn't sound very ethical, anon.

>>20768738

Ethics won't even pass through your head when you're looking down upon her perfect form, strapped to your table, eyes closed, waiting for that perfect lightning strike.

Ethics won't matter when you irradiate your genetically manufactured Rainbow Dash so that she can gain the atomic powers required to go faster than the fastest jet, and maker strong enough to lift tanks and buildings like they're legos.

You'll laugh in the face of ethics when you stare deep into her glowing eyes and hold her body in your arms, as the raw power inside of her is allowed to transmit between the two of you in a display of her love and undying devotion to her creator and husband.

>>20768730
Creating a biological pony that closely resembles Rainbow Dash is not that much of a problem. Giving it intelligence, her character and the ability to fly at supersonics is already much more difficult. Giving her the rest of pegasus magic such as cloud control, rainbow creation and so on requires such unbelievable technology you might as well just simulate entire Equestria with much less ressources, research and cost.

>>20770568
I love how, in thsi picture, i would not be surprised with her saying, "Test me motherfucker. I DARE you!"

>>20770568
It looks like the she questioning her cutie mark.
After the cutie mark swap maybe she still thinks that one isn't hers and her mind is still full of magical lies

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>>20770798
That's how I like her.

>>20730982
God damn it, why is this actually working?

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>>20771165
Because Dash.

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>>20770798
>>20771100
>sexualizing the Dash
Shame on you peasants!

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>>20771165
That's right motherfucker, submit!

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>>20771987
>not wanting to cum inside beautiful horse waifu

>>20772306
meant for >>20771775

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I want to see this when I wake up.

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>>20773534

>>20773534
>"Hi Anon! Is your butt sore?"

>>20774674
It sure is but it was totally worth it. Thanks a bunch again for the sky-ride Dashie, it was amazing!

Oh Dashie... So cute... And kinky...

>>20768730
Such genetic engineering would not be feasible until at least the 2050s. Robotics would allow for what you desire by 2030s perhaps, but genetic engineering needs to break through the barrier between splicing species that is present at this time before things like little ponies, catgirls and other delightful entities could be cooked up in a lab. Singularity would probably happen sooner, and that's slated for maybe the 2070s.

>>20775315

You're a fucking idiot. Didn't you ever hear of Frankenstein's monster, you shithead? This shit happens all the time.

Besides, there's always the possibility that a UFO will land on a field of ponies and turn them into hyper-powered friendship horses.

bump for some Rainbow Dash action

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Would you fight a giant Rainbow Dash?

>>20776963
>Dat Pokemon red/blue ref

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>>20777474
Remember that RD was responsible for the rest of the mane 6 getting their Cutiemarks.

>>20777534
ugh. that was supposed to be a general reply

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>>20772306
>>20777534
That's twice people have replied to my posts without really meaning to do so.

>>20710675

>"B-butterflies don't bite... Right?"

>Praise the Rainbow Dash.
>Love the Rainbow Dash.
>Caress the Rainbow Dash.
>FUCK the Rainbow Dash.

A lament for TripAnon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45WXQZ8-tPc

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bump

>>20778753
But Dashie, sunscreen will mat your fur and make it all icky. Are you sure?

>>20778753
Look at fuckin' Pinkie Pie back there, sneaky fuckin' pony.

Boop

BAWMP!

>>20730110
Does anyone have some of the rainbro stories?

>>20780219
http://palenarrator.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&offset=0

>>20778916
It's okay, it's pony sunscreen.

Writefag here. Would posting a quick little 2 part Skittles-bang here be alright?

>>20780315
Fuck yes. Post away,

>>20780315
Yep, feel free

I crave updates

>>20780219

Go to AiE and take the link in the first post to the pastebin with a list of stories sorted by pone, most in the Dash section are Rainbro.

Writefag that wrote the Dashie massage story a few threads ago. Thinking about continuing when I get home if there's still interest.

>>20781380
I'm interested, loved it,maybe repost the first bit for anyone who missed it

>Browses trough the whole thread
>Still hasn't seen a Cum-inside-coment, on a Plot thread......
How even?

>>20781380
Go for it.

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>>20781457
That's just a given.

Thread is done. ^ This guy wins.

>>20697937
where are you?

>>20782341
He will return, when the time is right he will return.

Boop

Bomp

>>20783716
Look I'm sorry but that firepig does NOT look good on that Mk-16

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>>20784146
>scar
>looking good with anything

>>20784630
You'll hold your tongue if you want clopping stories!

>>20784929
They want romance with their qt waifu.

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>>20784929
If it were a good rifle everyone would buy one.

It has no improvements over anything used today.

>>20785371
True. I've actually had the unfortunate opportunity to use it a few times and I can say that I was not impressed. Hell a bloody L85 does better!

Anyway, pony waifu board is not /k/. Carry on!

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Want to feel her tail.
I bet it's soft and smooth.

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>>20749017

Boop

Chronic insomnia bump

Bumpidy bump

>>20786406
If i was that Anon, I'd crawl into her pussy and massage her clit and give her orgasms at inappropriate times

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>>20730031
Was bored and had time to kill so I made this edit for you, anon.
It's probably not very good but whatever, here you go.
Have fun.

>>20788371
you'd need scuba gear for that.

>>20788522
Worth it

>>20788371
Great idea

>>20788371
Any fics like that?

Pls

>>20729462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDVCZXbEd5I