Anon and Guardian Celestia (Humanized) Pt. 2

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Well here we are again. The Pastebin is up to date.

The story so far.

>http://pastebin.com/7W7eBq1G

Let's keep going.

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>>19734490
>>19734486
>>19734477
>>19734405

Can we make a giant crossover between all Celestias? Something like "Ego Trip" but with interdimentional portals and different versions of Celestia needing to work together and that kind of stuff...

>>19734491
Repost of the last part.

>"You blacked out back in the courtroom after your mother's outburst."
>You nod.
>"You felt so cold and looked so pale. I got so worried. The EMT that came said you'd be fine in a couple of hours but you didn't wake up!"
>Her voice grew a little frantic.
"Hey... I'm alright now. I'm a little woozy but we are home."
>She rests a hand on your forehead.
>"You're still cold... Let's get you back under those blankets."
>Gingerly she lifts you so she can pull her linens from under you.
>"You shouldn't have gotten out of bed."
"You were crying Tia. I needed to make sure you were okay. We take care of each other."
>"Anon..... Anon you need to get some sleep... I'll go take the guest room-"
>You speak without thinking.
"Stay with me... I don't want to be alone again."
>You felt Celestia's weight shift as she got up from the bed.
>You watch her.
>She makes her way to the other side of the bed and lifts the covers.
>"I do need to watch you and you do still feel a little cold..."
>The bed creaks as she pulls you close to her chest.
>You were close enough to hear her heart beating.
"I...I..."
>"Hm?"
>You were breathing in her scent.
>It makes you feel warm.
"Tia... I..."
>"Hush now Anon. It's time to sleep."
>You felt Celestia's fingers run through your hair.
>You snuggled closer to Celestia.
>What you wanted to say could wait.
>For now you needed your rest.

*****

>You are Celestia.
>You figured what he wanted to say.
>You wanted to hear him say it.
>But not now.
>Not like this.
>Not after everything that happened today.
>You kissed the top of Anon's head.
>For now this was enough.
>For now...

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>>19734515
Trollestia will just try to fuck everything up and
Molestia will just try to fuck everything

I need this

Awaiting with great expectations the work of our writegod.

>>19734526
Heilige Scheiße Gott Schreibgeschwindigkeit Gott

Bumpin'

So what exactly does this thread relate to? Like whats the general idea here?
I get the molestia, momlestia, and no hooves parts

>>19734637
No molestia, kinda momlestia, tons of feels.
>Read Theonlydead's posts.

>>19734637
The human version of Celestia is here because autists on /mlp/ can't fap to humans anymore. This thread is for those who can.

Pastebin Links:
http://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
http://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi

>>19734637
The previous thread >>19685928
Started out as your regular run of the mill Momlestia thread. When Onlythedead started writing a feelsy story about Anon being adopted by Principal Celestia from his abusive mother, the story got too long to fit in one thread. This is for that continued story, as well as Celestia, Molestia, all that stuff I mentioned.

>>19734684
Thank you Hitler

>>19734684
I always thought Hitler was a nice guy.

>>19734684
Sorry 'bout my not completely true statement I made.

>>19734672
Well it was in the description so I went along with the main poster of the thread

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Thank you based Onlythedead for this amazing tale

>>19734526

>You awaken the next morning just after the sun had risen.
>Anon's sleeping form was still nuzzled into your chest.
>You smiled to yourself.
>Your morning routine could wait for a bit.
>You could both use a day's rest after all the excitement these past few months.
>Excitement that was finally over.
>As you lay on your bed, you watched a sliver of orange peek through your curtains.
>"uuung"
>You looked down at Anon's tired face blinking away the sleep from his eyes.
>"Morning Tia... how did I end up in your room last night?"
>You disentangled from Anon and slide out of your bed.
"You came to see me of your own accord. Normally, I'd scold you for not listening to the doctor, but I doubt you even remember seeing him."
>"Right. The whole fainting thing."
>You go into your washroom and grab your hair brush.
>You lean out the door to look at Anonymous, while brushing your hair.
"Not that I particularly mind you being in here but are you well enough to get back to your own room?"
>He tilts his head at you.
"I need to change."
>His face turns beat red as you stifle a laugh.
>"Sure. No problem."
>You made sure to close the bathroom door as he pasted.
>He was already embarrassed enough.

*****

>You are Anon.
>You thank whoever decided to change you into baggy pants after you collapsed yesterday.
>You could feel the heat in your cheeks, amongst other places.
>You figure the only thing that would help you know was a semi-cold shower and a fresh set of clothing.
>You stripped down and hopped in the show
>The icy water definitely woke you up, and cooled your passion.
>When you were sure that you would stay that way, you let the water warm up.
>You breathed a sigh of contentment.
>It was finally over.
>Your mother was put away and hopefully getting the help she desperately needed.
>You even had a new place to call home.
>You wanted to do something to celebrate.
>You thought about it while you showered.
>You didn't have much money, so going out was right out.

cont.

>>19735026

>You really didn't want to be around people at the moment anyway.
>You realized your answer fairly quickly after your second hair rinse.
>You could cook for Tia.
>Up until now it was either her cooking, or take out.
>While you may not be able to surprise her, you could at least have a quiet evening in.
>Another realization hit you as you were getting dressed.
>How exactly did Celestia afford such an expensive apartment?
>You resolve to ask her over lunch.

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It's probably gonna just be one more part after this one for tonight.

>>19735131
Just keep on being based Onlythedead. That's pretty much all we ask.

Bumpin'

bumpin all night long, baby!

Bump it!

>>19735131

>You are Celestia.
>It's just a little past noon.
>You were making a simple salad for you and Anon to share.
>At the moment, Anon was doing some kind of school work or other.
>As you got down some bowls, Anon's voice rang out.
>"Tia? You never did answer me. How did you get an apartment in the richest part of town?"
>You laughed.
"You still want to know about that?"
>Anon nods.
"Well Canterlot Heights wasn't always THE place to live you know."
>Anon looks a little confused.
"You were probably a little to young to care, but when this place was first built no one really wanted anything to do with it. So in an effort to recoup losses, they drastically lowered the price on purchasing."
>Anon nodded.
>"So you got in when it was cheap."
"I got in when they were hemorrhaging money. I had saved up money since I was sixteen to get my own place, and with a little help from my family, I bought this place."
>Anon seemed to mull this over in his mind.
>"So if this place was such a money pit, what changed?"
"Well, surely you have hear about the software company executive Fancy Pants?"
>Anon nodded again.
>"I'd be hard not to, his electronics are everywhere."
"Well a few months after I moved in, Fancy Pants moved his company from Manehatten to Canterlot. He also personally moved to the top floor of this building. Sooner rather then later, the people that wanted to be a part of his success began to follow. It seemed like everyone wanted to be a celebrity, or at least live close to one, so the building owner started raising the prices. What with Canterlot Heights being so close to Uptown's blossoming night life, rich socialites began to follow."
>You start eating some of your salad.
>Anon digs in to his own salad.
"If I didn't move out when I didn't, I would never have been able to afford to live here. So by sheer dumb luck I got this place."
>You sometimes forget just how fortunate you were to be able to keep your home.

cont.

>>19734405
Why is she the niggerest.

>>19735507
Princess of the Sun gets a mad tan bro.

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>>19735497
This is wonderful. Never leave us

>>19735507
Sun princess, heavy tan, makes sense to me.

>>19735497

>Anon seemed satisfied with your house's story and you both at the rest of your meal in companionable silence.
>After you both get back to your respective paper work Anon speaks again.
>"Tia... this is might seem a little weird but could I cook for us tonight? I want to repay you for everything you've done for me... and I want to celebrate."
>You were a little shocked at the offer.
>You were so used to taking care of yourself or others that you often forgot how little you were pampered.
>Now someone was offering to take care of you for a while?
>How could you say no?
"I would love to have you cook this evening, When you finish that, have a look around and let me know if you need anything picked up."
>Anon's smile could light up the room.
>He took your dishes in his hands with lightning quickness and leaned over and pecked you on the cheek.
>"Thanks Tia! You're the best!"
>Anon than continued to the sink to handle the dishes, all the while humming a nameless tune.
>You were lucky that Anon couldn't see your face.
>You were as red as we was in the morning.

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Alrighty, That's it for me to night. Lurkers, Anons, Namefags. Good night. I'll update pastebin before I sleep in earnest. I hope you are enjoying the story so far.

>>19735714
How old is Anon?

>>19735726
greater than 16

>>19735714
>they're never going to fuck

I'm getting off this ride now.

>>19735726

Older then 16, younger then 19.

Celestia at could be anywhere between 25 and 29.

I never explicitly say now that I think about it

>>19735788
well you did a well enough job since that's exactly what I imagined they were

>>19735771
Is that so horrible?
This board is filled with smut, there are entire pastebins filled with prolific amounts of porn.
Why is it that we cant just sit down and enjoy a story that isn't fap material?

I'll bump for now, but we'll need people later tonight.

Bummpo

Last bump from me for the night. See you potatochips later!

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>>19735714
Awesome so far,
I await your return

>>19735714
I think you really need to look over your posts before you send them.

Each one has three to five errors at least.

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>>19735714
Now the story can really get rolling after that difficult time.
The case won't be the last difficult time either as the writegod said

Did we archive the last thread and if so does anyone have a link to it

>>19737204
Here it is
>>19685928
And have the pastebin to Onlythedead's anon x Principal Celestia story
http://pastebin.com/7W7eBq1G

>>19737204
Just go to Heinessen or Moe and enter the OP's post number.
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S19685928

Also, why do you need an archive link? The whole story is on pastebin.

I'm considering capping this story but I feel like this is going to be a saga where a cap would be overkill and pastebin will suffice. What do?

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>>19736708
How about instead of bitching about it, you offer to be an editfag?

That way the story is grammatically correct, and you have something to do instead of comment about three or so mistakes on a greentext story.

>>19737262
Edit the story...before he posts it.

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>>19737262

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>>19737274
>Complaining when writefag is taking time out of his day (and nights) to tell us anons a story.

I'm not saying grammar isn't important, but seriously? Three to five errors?

You should be thankful the story isn't complete shit like most are on here.

I can now go to sleep knowing the thread is in good hands until writegod is back.

Bump i will also sleep
>>19737274
>pedant

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>>19735714
> I hope you are enjoying the story so far.
Nigger I don't think you realise just how much I want more of this story.

Hold the line dammit

>>19737587
Tge Writefag protects

>>19735714
I am thoroughly enjoying it and definitely looking forward to more. You are putting out high quality and quantity posts filled with the feels. Thanks for the great story.

boompf

>>19735507
>niggerest
>not liking glorious tan

nigga do you even sun?

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>>19736708

I am vaguely aware that there will be errors in what I write. I also know from experience that after looking at a wall of text on a screen, I am bound to miss some.

My mind can write faster than my fingers and if someone really wants to go through all the posts once the ride is over, I will gladly fix it in the pastebin. Pic related if you want to do that.

That way you all don't need to wait even longer as a poorly try to proof read what I wrote and completely miss them anyway

Also good morning and I'm back.

tl;dr writefag is just a man.

>>19738419
I'm usually pretty good with proofreading and correcting grammatical errors. If need be, I can be this story's grammar Nazi.

>>19738419
Good work so far comerade writefag, the motherland is proud.

>>19735714

>You are Anon.
>While you were no master chef, you knew your way around the kitchen pretty well.
>You knew that if you picked anything too complex you would be liable to screw it up.
>You did not want that.
>Anything too simple like spaghetti was right out.
>You were aiming to impress, not show that you could boil water.
>You had it.
>Presentation was going to be everything.
>Celestia had a small dinning room.
>That could work.
>Now for the hook.
"Tia. If you needed to pick up any other groceries tonight, could you pick up some fast fry steaks? I just need a couple for dinner."
>Celestia looked up from her paper work.
>"I can do that, I take it you will stay here and prepare dinner then?"
>You nod.
"If that's alright."
>"Of course. I need a break from these request forms anyway."
>Celestia stands and cat stretches.
>"I'll be back in about a half an hour."
>Perfect.
>You heard the jingle of keys and the open and suiting of the front door.
>You set to work.
>The dinning room was a smaller, more intimate room. Perfect for what you were planning.
>You waste no time in setting down one of Celestia's many table clothes.
>Black for this evening.
>Polished silverware was set as quickly and nicely as you could manage.
>You still had a lot of prep work to do.
>No centerpiece. You didn't have any flowers and candles might seem a little bit presumptuous.
>Deciding that the table was as best as you could manage, you close the door to the room and head back to the kitchen.
>Now for the fun part.
>Making it.
>You flipped on the small radio on the counter and music fills your ears.
>Now you were ready.

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>>19738763
Should I post a proofread version of this here, to the pastebin, email it, send it via carrier pigeon, or what? That is, if people are still interested in a proofread version.

>>19738795

If you want to go through everything I'll give you my super obvious email for it

[email protected]

If it gets spammed with junk I can always close it.

>>19738846
Done. You should get it in a bit.

>>19738865

Received. Thanks Hitler.

>>19738885
Any time.

>>19738763

>You are Celestia.
>Your little shopping excursion took a little longer then expected.
>You had forgotten your phone in your room, so you couldn't even call Anon and let him know you were running late.
>As the elevator opened you caught the subtle scent of cooking vegetables.
>Pushing into your apartment you could hear Anon singing along to your radio.
>Looks like you were off the hook.
"Anon, I'm home."
>"Did you need a hand?"
>You walked in the kitchen and put the bags on the counter.
>He chuckles.
>"I'll take that as a no then."
>You smile and start putting away your purchases.
"Guess not. So what's for dinner?
>"It's nothing too special, just a stir-fry. Oh did you get the meat?"
>You nod and hand him the package.
>The rhythmic knocking of the knife on cutting board behind you signaled you to move out of the way.
>You moved back over to your paperwork in the kitchenette, but instead of working you focused on the young man in your kitchen.
>He was happy.
>His head bumped to the music and he hummed along.
>It gave you a warm feeling in your chest.
>You were a part of that happiness.
>After a few minutes he poured a small bowl of mushrooms into his pan.
>At the sound of a new song starting he perked up.
>"Tia! Come here for a second!"
>You shoot him a puzzled look but obliged.
>He offered his hand out to you.
>Still perplexed you put your hand in his.
>Smiling he pulled you close and put his other hand above your hip.
>You knew what he wanted.

*****

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>>19739056

>>19739056
Proofread and sent.
Some part of the old fashioned romantic in me wanted it to play out like this.
To reduce posting, just assume that whatever you post will be sent within a few minutes.

Running a quick errand for supper tonight. If any of you are fans of Ol' Blue Eyes then you are in for a treat.

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>>19739177
I didn't know you were a fan of Yugioh

>>19739152
Hitler did nothing wrong. He's a based guy. Even proofreads stuff on /mlp/. I didn't know that.

>>19739547
Hitler went after his dreams and went for the stars, that's something any man can be proud of.

>>19739056

>You slip your own hand on to Anonymous's hip
and shoot him a flirty smile.
>"Fly me to the moon~"
>He smiles back as you both being to sway.
>"Let me play among the stars~"
>You pull him a little closer, enjoying this bolder side of Anon.
>"Let me see what spring is like on a-Jupiter and Mars~"
>The hand from your hip moves up and brushes an errant strand of hair off of your face.
>"In other words, hold my hand~"
>His hand cups your cheek.
>"In other words, baby, kiss me."
>You draw in a breath.
>"Fill my heart with song and let me sing forever more~"
>He leans closer.
>"You are all I long for, All I worship, and adore~"
>His lips were mouthing the words.
>"In other words, please be true~"
>He rested his forehead against yours.
>"In other words, I love you~"
>The music picked up and he broke away to twirl you.
>You were a little disappointed that he didn't finish what he started
>"In other words, please be true~"
>He traps you in his arms
>There was mischief in his eyes.
>"In other words, In other words, I love... you~"
>His lips met yours.
>The world melted around you.
>The kiss was chaste, and timid.
>He almost seemed afraid.
>Your hand slipped up his back, your fingers intermingling with Anon's hair.
>You knew how to show him you approved.
>You push his head a little closer.
>You smiled against his lips.
>Finally...

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>>19739871

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>>19739871
It's happening so good!

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>>19739871
I found no error in plot or grammar.
Well done.

>>19739871

>You are Anon.
>It was happening.
>You were standing in the middle of Celestia's kitchen, dinner cooking on the stove and...
>You were lip locked.
>With Celestia.
>Sure, you had thought about it.
>Hell, you had a few dreams about it.
>But now...
>It was happening.
>It felt good.
>It felt real good.
>You thought you screwed everything up.
>You just felt so free.
>Everything was finally going your way.
>The abuse and dark times were over.
>You wanted to share how you felt with the one that meant the most to you.
>Tia.
>Speaking of you were running out of air.
>You pulled your lips away.
>She frowns a little.
>She speaks first.
>"I was enjoying that."
>You blink at the admission.
"Me too, but dinner is getting cold and you haven't seen the other surprise."
>She copies your trademark smirk.
>"That wasn't the surprise?"
>Damn. She's cute.
"I definitely did not plan that."
>She lets go of you and sits in her chair.
>Her smile doesn't leave her face.
>"Let me know when your ready."
>You could have sworn you saw a wink, but you knew you were imagining it.
>Right?

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Well it's almost been a month since I started writefagging Or so pastebin tells me , so I am feeling a little sentimental.

This story is now officially my longest writefaggotry yet, even beating out My Tardy Gilda. A story with an even stranger prompt then this one.
Now with the help of Hitler, this story will be even better maintained. The following links are updated.

http://pastebin.com/u/onlythedead

To see what other things I've done

http://pastebin.com/7W7eBq1G

For this one.

Sentimental part over, now back to writing.

>>19740337
My tardy Gilda: 10/10
This: my tardy Gilda/10

>>19740169

>You are Celestia.
>To say you were having a good day would be the understatement of the century.
>Shortly after your little dance in the kitchen, Anon seated you in your dining room.
>He had set everything up so nicely.
>Your mind replayed the kiss in your mind.
>It made you warm just thinking about it.
>Now all you needed to know was where he stood in this whole thing.
>Anon came in carrying two plates of his stir-fry.
>Well, it certainly smelled good.
>Anon sat in the chair beside yours.
>Without hesitation, you put your first folk full into your mouth and chew.
>He watches you expectantly.
>It's actually pretty good.
"This is delicious Anon, thank you!"
>He blushes at your praise.
>A few moments pass with no discussion between the two of you.
>Anon is the first to speak.
>"Tia... About what happened in the kitchen earlier..."
>Here it comes
"Anon, if you are apologizing for kissing me you best just stop right there."
>"No no... It's just... Well..."
>He seemed to be struggling for words.
"Anon. It's only me. Just speak your mind."
>His shoulders slumped and he sighed.
>"What am I to you? Am I a child? A friend? Something more? I.. I am a little confused."
>You put another fork of stir-fry in your mouth to give you a moment to think.
"Well you certainly aren't a child, and you definitely are my friend... As for something more... Well what do you see me as?"
>You could almost see his mind working in his eyes.
>"Well you helped me out when I needed it most, and I'd like to think that we are friends."
>The way he said that last part.
"But...?"
>He had more to say.

*****

cont.

>>19740784

>You are Anon.
>You would just have to buck up and tell her what was worrying you
"I want you to be more then just friends with me. I... I want to wake up with you... I am just worried that you pity me."
>Celestia seemed to mull over those words.
>"We are friends Anon, so I won't lie to you. There was a time when I pitied you, and your circumstances-"
>You felt like someone dropped a huge weight on your back.
>"But after you came here to live with me, I saw a whole other side of you. Despite how awful your childhood and life were up until now, it was only under the greatest of duress that you said anything about it. As for if I would want to be something more to you... well I don't know about you, but I don't kiss my friends like that."
>You blush and sheepishly rub the back of your neck.
"I wouldn't really know... I don't really have that many friends."
>Celestia leaned forward.
>"You're going to have to work on that. Though, you're going to have to start with someone else."
>Before you could ask what she meant, she kissed you.

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>>19740613

Were you in those threads?

>>19741050
I know I was. You write some quality green, man.

>>19740613

>mtg = 10/10
>mtg = 1

>this = mtg/10
>this = 1/10

Y're a cheeky cunt.

>>19741050
No grammatical errors.
I like where this is going.

>>19741103

I was too. That was a blast.

>>19741050

Is it going to happen?! Have we waited long enough?

>>19741050
I have to leave for shitty jorb in a bit. This is delicious, making my day brighter.

>>19741129
I didn't mean it that way, I tried to convey that it was on the same level of awesomeness as MTG

>>19741050
>THE SEX IS CUMMING, THE SEX IS CUMMING!
>ALL HANDS TO YOUR FAPPING STATIONS!
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

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>>19739871
Good choice with the song ;_;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk3dxDcnSqU

>>19741693
I think this would have been good, as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDQLGkEBVlI
Really, any slow music from the 40's.

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WHERE WE AT I ONLY GOTS AN HOUR

>>19741050

>You are Celestia.
>Anon said all you needed to hear.
>Your feelings were out in the open and the sentiment was shared.
>You wasted no time in showing him just how much you cared.
>At first he still seemed terrified that you were even touching him.
>Intellectually, you realized why.
>Emotionally and physically... Not so much.
>He seemed to get the hint quick enough, as you felt his hands touch your body.
>Still timid as ever.
>You'd need to work him through that part.
>Nothing you were doing was wrong.
>There was no shame in two people showing that they cared for each other.
>While you might not get to share everything tod-
>You let out a little squeak.

*****

>You are Anon.
>Body is on auto-pilot now.
>You were so caught up how nice she felt, you didn't realize your hands were joining in.
>It was only when she squeaked, did your mind focus enough to know register what you did.
>Your right hand.
>Her ass.
>You squeezed it.
>You were about to apologize.
>You stopped when you looked at her.
>She looks at you with half-lidded eyes and a seductive smile.
>"Naughty..."
>The low tone she used to say that word set your synapses ablaze.
>All your clothing felt all together far to constricting.
>She nuzzles into your neck.
>"Do it again."
>Her lips are brushing against your tender neck flesh.
>You didn't prompting, your hands knew what they were doing.
>She let out a low giggle.
>"Again... harder."
>This was happening.

cont.

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>>19741735

>mfw

>>19741735
[HAPPENING INTENSIFIES]

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Proofread, sent, heartdong expanded.

>>19741735
Fuck it, taking a sick day so I can read this.

hope you know how much I like this greeen

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>>19741735

Taking this break to shower, take care of a few chores, eat, etc. Won't be as prompt if something is posted while I'm busy.

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>>19741878

Take your time. The Pastebin can wait.

>>19741735
>again... harder.

THATS WHAT She said...
wait, that IS what she said. damnit, a joke ruined

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>>19741735
The time has come?

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>>19741735

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>>19741735
[happening intensifies]

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>>19741735
Oh yes, Tip of the spear my boy, Tip of the spear

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>>19741735
>>"Naughty..."

>>19734405
I would totally grab that wallet.
and then stuff in another object if you know what I mean

>>19741735

>You mind was on vacation at this point.
>Your body was now in full control and there would be no stopping now.
>Your other hand made it's way down to her other cheek.
>Celestia's arms criss-cross over your back, effectively trapping in to her.
>Somehow that only makes you want more.
>She keeps whispering into your neck.
>You moved your hands under Celestia's ass and hoist her up.
>Her legs instinctively wrap around your waist.
"Where..."
>Her breathing is heavy
>"My bedroom. Now."
>You didn't need to be told twice.
>You continued to knead her tender flesh with your hands as you awkwardly make your way down the hall.
>Celestia's hand lazily opened her door.
>You move over to the bed.
>She unwraps her self from you and climbs on to the bed.
>She lay on her side one hand lazily drawing circles on her leg.
>"Care to join me?"
>She knew exactly what to say to you.
>As you got on the bed, she had you straddled.
>Your hands were raised above your head and held down by hers.
>With those same half lidded eyes she looked down at you.
>"Ah ah ah.... my turn."
>Her head ducked down to the top button of your shirt.
>You started to feel Celestia's warm breath on your chest.
>How exactly she managed to undo those without her hands was both incredible and arousing.
>As if you needed anything more from her to do that to you.
>Once the last button was undone she started a trail of butterfly kisses up your chest...
>To your neck...
>Then finally she captured your lips.
>Your mouth was assaulted by Celestia's slippery tongue.
>Though frantic she quickly established dominance over yours.
>When she broke for air a trail of saliva briefly linked you both.
>Slowly her hands slid down your arms and lay them to rest on your chest.
>She nodded at you to return the favour.
>You brought your self up to look at Celestia eye to eye.
>She leaned back onto your legs and her eyes freely roamed over your, now nude, chest.

cont.

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>>19742356

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>>19742356

>>19742356
Nothing in need of correcting here.

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Anon's face

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>>19742356

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>>19742356
[The happening intensifies] intensifies

bumping uglies for story time sex with celly and anon!

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>>19742356
I can feed on this.

>>19742356
Just keep on writing!

>>19743059

Gross

>>19743107
I'm a changeling, this is intimate love, what did you expect?

>>19742356

>Your hands quickly find new homes on Celestia.
>One takes the small of her back, up and under her shirt.
>The other makes quick work of the buttons on her blouse.
>She bit her bottom lip in and anticipation.
>With the last button undone, the flimsy blouse was slid from your new lovers body.
>You kind of figured Celestia would wear darker undergarments.
>Instead, a lacy white bra with a little black ribbons held her supple breasts in place.
>Celestia looked away, suddenly shy.
>"It's rude to stare you know. I know that I'm a little on the small side-"
>You silenced her to you with a kiss.
>"The same could be said to you Tia. I saw those hungry eyes."
>You could see her blush.
>You pulled her to you, the feel of her soft warm skin pressing against your naked flesh was almost too much to bear.
>You felt Celestia's silky hair sway against you back causing you to shuddered.
>"Not that I'm not enjoying all this attention but... what do you say we get just a little more comfortable."
>Her hand slips to a hidden zipper on the side of her skirt.
>In one deft motion it was off and across the room.
>If you thought you were ready for what you'd be seeing, you were wrong.
>The lacy undergarment that covered her was barely a triangle of white fabric, again embellished with a small black ribbon.
>Your mind did take note of the darker moist spot of the fabric.
>Celestia puts a hand on your stomach and flicks open the button on your pants.
>"Lift up."
>You oblige.
>Hooking two fingers into the belt loops of your dress pants, she has them down and off in record time.
>The only thing that separated you now was two flimsy pieces of fabric.
>Your mind, finally done reeling at this happening chimes in.
>'Two pieces too many.'

************

Well Anons, it's raining out and I need to cook dinner, I really am not fond of leaving this a cliffhanger here but it is my turn. Also the pastebin needs updating for the folk on the away teams.

I hope you are enjoying yourselves.

>>19743182
You makin' stir-fry?

>>19743182
Eh, 'sall good.
(btw, how do you do text spoilers? Because I have something funny that I want to do that with, but it'll be too late to do so if I look it up or enter this, so I'll just say it this time. One of my words for the captcha is "moist".)

>>19743308
control + s

>>19743308
[ spoiler ]text[/spoiler ] with no spaces inside the brackets

>>19743146
You don't feel love, you stupid bitch. You feed off of it.

>>19741693

The reason I picked that one was because it mentioned just enough celestial stuff without going with the bog standard "You are my Sunshine." shtick. Just a bit too cliche for my liking.

>>19741727

I also like this one.

>>19743234

I would a stir-fry with Celestia

Unfortunately, I am making homemade lemon chicken, grilled eggplant and corn on the cob

>>19743447
Muthafuckin' lemon chicken... why do you make me hungry based writefriend? Now I need to get some food.

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>>19743182

>>19743182
[HAPPENING AT NEW HIEGHTS]

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Hey kids, let's play the lottery

Cast your votes here!

http://strawpoll.me/2577280

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>>19743932
>http://strawpoll.me/2577280
Holy crap the feels

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>>19738763

I don't reject feels, but I feel like everything happening during this "date" has been leading up to this.

I'd like to say that so far the sex scene feels pretty feely.

>>19744051
I just want the three way between the two sisters and anon

>>19744079

Later.

Want more feels? Read the scene with As The World Falls Down. Sung by David Bowie. I listen to it on while writing this scene

>>19744116
I KNEW THAT SOUNDED FAMILIAR
Fucking Labyrinth, man.

This 50/50 split

I think I'll close it here. With my own vote.

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>>19744228
Damn, well boys, hope on the feel train and feel your feels out

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>>19744271
I'm ready....
I hope

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>>19744271

>>19744271
I'm just here to watch the feels. I can almost see how it goes too.

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>>19744271
All aboard the train! Get ready to peel out with your feels out. Good, bad, happy, sad, or just plain aroused, this is the non stop ride to Feels Town.

>>19744478
>inb4 Iliketrains.gif

>>19743182

>Two pieces too many, indeed.
>But another part of your brain spoke out.
>You weren't ready for this.
>As much as you wanted to do this, you knew that finishing this would ruin you.
"Celestia... I..."
>She sighs and lays down beside you, still making sure her body was touching yours.
>"I won't say I'm not surprised. In fact, given your history, I am a bit shocked we got this far."
>You sighed in defeat.
>You just hoped you didn't ruin your date.
>"Anon... I want to help you through this... I know you aren't ready for sex but... why don't we do something different."
>You looked at her quizzically.
>"Did what we do to this point feel wrong Anon?"
"No..."
>You weren't sure you completely understood.
>"I want you to touch me... Touch me however you'd like... We don't have to have sex... but I think... I think this would help... If it feels strange or you get uncomfortable stop."
>You nodded and your hands gently ran along Celestia's collarbone.
>You smiled as she cooed softly.
>You moved your hands lower to give her chest a light squeeze.
>Her eyes close and she bites her lips to stifle a moan.
>Simple touch.
>That's all you were doing.
>She wanted this.
>You got a little bolder.
>Your left hand gingerly swept down Celestia's side to her hips.
>With your other hand you used a single finger to lightly run a nail in circle just above your lover's bra.
>Her legs lifted and her toes curled.
>She no longer hid the fact she was enjoying herself.
>The bolder of your two hands ran along the top of her panties.
>"Mmmm"
>You leaned forward to kiss her on her lips, never once stopping either hand.
>Before your eyes shut you could see her's open wide for just a moment, then shut in contentment.
>She wanted this.
>You wanted this.
>Neither of you were forced into this.
>There was no alcohol guiding your hands.
>Nothing guiding hers.
>While you may not be ready for sex...
>There was something else you could do.

cont.

>>19744697
>"I want you to touch me... Touch me however you'd like...
oh shit

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>>19744697
Oh dang son, we're going places.

>>19744697
haha
time for oral

>>19744808

>Oral.

Ha not quite.

that akward boner moment in public is indescribable.

>>19744833
haha
time for fingering

>>19744697
haha time for PTSD

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My guess is cuddles.

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haha time for business

>>19744876

Something a little more then just that.

>>19744913

Always cuddles

>>19745068
Not quite oral... more than fingering... fisting?
I honestly have no clue.

>>19745118
My guess is on some very heavy petting, mixed with wait a a moment... heh i think i know where this is going

I just thought of something. Why is anon generally drawn green?

>>19745161
Because green 4chan bullshit. Also it allows room for different human race colors and shit.

>>19744697

>You broke your kiss and looked deep into Celestia's amethyst eyes.
>An unspoken question pasted between you two.
>Your lower hand slide just under her the strings of her panties.
>You could feel her moist lips on your hand.
>"Anon..."
>You kiss her.
>Your hand slides lower.
>Slowly running up and down her.
>She moaned into your mouth.
>Your other hand flitted between breasts, slipping under the soft fabric and, using the sides of your two fingers to gently brush her erect nipples.
>Her hands grabbed weakly at the sheets.
>Your other hand grew braver still, your middle digit entered her while the others continued to massage the outside.
>Her head tilted back.
>"Anon... that feels wonderful..."
>It was then you realized an aching between your legs.
>Using the hand on Celestia's breasts, you take hold of her hand and guide her to you.
>No.
>You weren't ready for sex.
>But you could share this moment.
>Her hand gently pressed against your boxers.
>She waited for any sign to stop.
>There were butterflies in your stomach, but they weren't from fear.
>Everything you did now, you chose.
>Her hand plays with your waistband.
>Your hands pick up their pace.
>Her skin touched your shaft.
>You drew in a quick breath at the feeling.
>You kissed her to let her know it was alright to continue.
>Timidly, she caressed you.
>Each stroke getting bolder.
>Just like you.
>You felt pressure building in you.
>You knew your first outing would be quick.
>Your finger now moved much faster.
>In and out.
>Celestia squirmed lightly.
>Her hand increased speed.
>You moved in for your last kiss before you were over the edge.
>You felt Celestia's walls clench as she now ground against you and drench your hand.
>Your own release came slightly after, thankfully Celestia had enough sense to move your boxers out of the way.
>Your seed spilt onto the sheets beside you.
>Exhausted and slightly trembling you retrieve your had from Celestia's underwear, now soaked because of you.

cont.

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>>19745161
>i suspect it might be a result of greentext mixed with anonymity. Even then it fits anon well

>>19745171
Why not just whatever color the person drawing the image wants? It could be purple, green, blue, lemon, orange, polkadots even!

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>>19745180

>>19745212
This... this makes sense.

>>19745213
>>19745161
>>19745171
My guess is green is a recurring colour on here.
Green logo, green text, and the like.

>>19745180

>You pulled your lover closer to you and nuzzled into her chest.
>You could here her heartbeat in your ears.
>Celestia's arms pulled you close.
>Instinctively, you nuzzle into her neck.
>"Anon..."
>You look up at her.
>Her eyes shimmer with the tell tale signs of tears.
>Not of sadness but of joy.
>"I love you Anonymous..."
>There was more, you could hear it in her tone.
>But now was not the time.
"I love you too Celestia..."
>A restful sleep came quickly for you both.

***************************

I have yet another family function for the next few hours. I hope that the feels made up for the lack of explicit sex. I'll be taking a break until the family leaves.

>>19745292
You sir never fail to deliver

>>19745292
What anon said.

>>19734405
Writefag make story of the wallet.
pls

>>19745369
I might write something for shits and giggles.

>>19745447
why not giggles and shit?

>>19745464
It's all shits and giggles 'till someone giggles and shits.

>>19745447
Well I liked that one book series you wrote, might as well give writing another try.

>>19745447
uncle Hitler tells us about the time you killed the jews, that stories my favorite

>>19745292
Fantastic job with this scene. You're more than capable of driving home that love-making doesn't always have to be extreme or visceral pleasure. It just needs two people acting intimate with each other.

>>19745212
That's what I said. Except just not as articulately.

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Since My Little Oedipus isn't in the catalog, I was wondering if I could trouble you mother lovers for the gif of Dr Freud flapping his arms and shit as he walks closer. I need it for a class

>>19745292
based writebro, keep up the good work

>>19745692
I knew that would happen, but it didn't stop it from being creepy.

>>19745692
Dude that's creepy

>>19745692
Jesus christ how horrifyingly cute.

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>>19745692
Perhaps it would have served freud to give up the Cocaine

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>>19745369

>Be Human Celestia.
>Currently trying to retrieve your horse counterpart's purse to pay for the lunch you two shared.
"Are you sure you left it in here?"
>"Yes I keep all my necessities in there."
>You feel her inner walls tighten around your forearm.
"Hey, loosen up will ya?"
>She pouts at this.
>"Well sorry I'm not exactly used to someone's fist in my royal pocket."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
>A pony clears their throat behind you.
>It's your waiter, he looks quite flustered.
>"Your Majest- ies?, I must insist that you leave."
>"But we haven't even payed for our meal yet."
>The waiter shuffles nervously.
>"I assure you that's quite alright your Majesty, it's on the house."
"Thank god."
>You start to pull out your arm.
>"No, no, I should pay, same as all my subjects."
>She reaches into her hair and pulls out what looks to be a small piece of plastic.
>"Do you take debit?"

Hows that buddeh?

>>19746177
It was good, and *damn* do I bet human Celestia is pissed at pony Celestia! But I just have a feeling that it could be done so much more kinkier.

>>19745212
It's based on the original image used in 4chan's earliest days that "described" Anonymous. The iconic green, featureless face with suit and the words "No Image Available" sprawled across his face.

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>>19746411
Innocence is my kinky.

I had planned to add an extra line of dialogue at the end where pony Celestia would ask if while human Celestia is in there if she could grab her chapstick.

I also had the idea that pony Celestia's phone was going off instead of the restaurant scenario, but I'm glad ya liked it friend.

>>19734405
Mlp: Lost Episode

Season 3 Episode 14

Ever wounder why season 3 of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic only has 13 episodes? After reading this you'll know why.

It was a normal Saturday morning. I was watching the Hub waiting for the new episode to come on. The show came on, but it cut to the intro theme first which is strange. I put that aside to witness this.
It showed Twilight and Pinkie Pie, But they were different. They didn't have cutie marks and twilight's horn was gone. The screen stayed the same for about a couple minutes. Twilight's mouth moved but the only sound was some distorted gargling. Then static came up on the screen, After the short static there was a black screen. Pinkie's face appeared for slit second with no eyes. I thought to turn off the TV but I keep watching. The main theme played but it was slower. I herd Pinkie say “SMILE NOW!” before the screen cut to black again. It went to commercial and then to the Dan Vs show. I turned off the TV and went to bed. The next day I got on the computer and looked up “Season 3 Episode 14” I only got one result and it was called “smile...”. The next week I tried again and nothing about the smile link. I forgot about it and I just watched season 4. In my dreams I still see the eyeless pinkie telling me to smile.....

>>19746555
Would it be set on vibrate?

>>19746555

I keked.

>tfw you get an idea for something but your family is pissy you are on the computer

>>19746550
That was my second guess but I'm too much of a youngfag to verify that

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>>19746569

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

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>>19746592
>family on the same computer you just wrote smut on

>>19746640

Nah I have my own laptop. They are just mad that I am not mingling

>>19746686
I know that feel. Though considering I've got four siblings, five nephews, too many cousins to count, I'm surprised they haven't caught on that I'm kinda sick of human contact.

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>>19746578
Vibrate and this ringtone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

Now that I think about it, I should of done this.

>>19746569
Why do I have the feeling you're posting this on every thread?

Pic unrelated.

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when does Luna come into this relationship?
>i want hot threesome magic

>ill just lurk till it happens i guess

>>19746777
Fuck no. This is a Celestia thread. Fuck back off to your inferior moon-butt thread. Not even nearly as grossly incandescent.

>>19746756
I love being hindsight.
>>19746777
Nice trips.

>>19746777
I'd love for some sweet, sisterly lovin'.

>>19745292
I love you almost as much as I love Celestia. And that's saying something.
Captcha: 404

>>19746797
>implying that you wouldn't love it anyway

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>>19746777
Now I'm imagining Luna in the same phone predicament.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV6E13xODyA

As for the three-way, if it's pulled off tight I could get into it.

You got this Writefag!

>>19746777
>>19746877
I don't want this but these are some serious digits

>>19746877
Fuck. No.

Plus, in my eyes, she still hasn't redeemed herself from that whole "Nightmare" thing. So, no.

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>>19746914
>>19747133
We need the Abyss, now more than ever.
Thou will understand one day. In thy twilight, old thoughts return in great waves of nostalgia.
You will find you've discovered the truest Dark within you.
A deep, deep Dark it is.
The Dark that we must all face.
We need the Abyss, more now than ever.

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>>19747154

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>>19747133
>implying it's the same Luna

>>19747181
Luna wasn't in control of herself! To understand this read the comics!

>>19747230
For your information I have read (some of) the comics, so I know what you're trying to say, what with the Nightmare Forces and all. What they got wrong is the context of the posts.

>>19747281
Ah.

>>19747178
Ooh, my, don't mind me. I'm just talking amongst myself.
But if you find a need for a truer Dark, then meet again, we shall.

how about you leave the story to the writefag? If he thinks Luna would be a good choice to add, which in my opinion it would not only due to the fact that it's more centered around Celestia and Anon. Though if she showed up to help Anon come out of his shell and essentially become Anon's first real friend that would probably be for the best. I think Luna might have a place here, just not what most of you want, but then again it's mostly up to the writefag.

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Now all I can think about is ponies shaking their rumps in desperation to get their mobile devices free from their inner folds.

>Be Anon.
>At local cafe eating a sandwich with Ponk.
>"What a beautiful day!"
>You take another bite.
"Sure is, Ponka."
>"Sillie Anon, my name is Pinkie."
>You smirk.
"Whatever you say, Pon."
>She giggled at this.
>"Anyway we should see if Rainbow-Dash wants to pull some pran-
>Her ears perk up.
>"Do you hear music?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICzIjbUEfAM
>Pinkie's face scrunches up as she bursts from her seat shaking her rump vigorously.
>"GET IT OUT ANON!! GET IT OUT!!!!

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>>19745292
this story requires me to do drastic things!
>pic related

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>>19747230
>>19747181
>considering the comics canon

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>>19747442
The real Spider-Man doesn't announce their fuck-giving so casually.
>>19747465
I don't, but knowing what they say helps if some dumbass starts shit.

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>>19747402

>>19747154
lel so edgy, bruh

>>19747465
>>19747230
>>19747181
see>>19747370

>>19747488
Of course. It'll be a MAJOR drop in quality, but still.

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>>19747479

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>>1974748

>>19747550
How do you fuck up that bad?

>>19747531
I meant that it's the writefags choice and so far he's delivered every time

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>>19747480
>Cheese Legs
>My fetish.

>>19747488
I was only annoyed by what he said.

>>19747569
I have no idea, posting's been weird lately.

>>19747601
I was getting at the you can play luna many different ways and EGs plays a bit differently.
In essence has has complete creative freedom

>>19747482
Never played darksouls 2 have you

>>19747465
The comics ARE cannon, dumbass.

>>19747666
looks let's not get into that. That shit well always be up for debate and I'd rather not waste a good thread arguing over shit that's easily ignored anyway.

>>19747666
I'd check your Satan trips, but I just want to point out that you misspelled "canon", dumbass.

>>19747628
Good point, but I was merely making a point towards the person who was holding NMM against Luna.

All this unnecessary namefagging.

>>19747691
I honestly do not care about that, at this point, what I care about is people getting their bloody facts correct before making a statement.

I was wondering if having a thread without a bunch of people shitting in each other's faces would be too much to ask.
Guess I was right.

>>19747742
I am sorry, but it just annoys me when people make statements or hold grudges based on incomplete knowledge.

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>>19747742
it is pretty sad isn't it
>have a midnight snacking celly

>>19747709
Despite my past as a ulna fag, I've felt that it would serve her better to be the redeemed villain, the choice or her agency being removed from the equation weakens it for me.
Wworse yet i find it odd for that many Luna fags demonize Sunbutt. in truth we see little of Luna expect for her current state for all we know this is the taming of the shrew or the humbling of the Jezebel.

>>19747742
uncle Hitler could you tell us a tale or make the trains run on time.

>>19747719
This is seriously shaping up to be as bad as raradaughter thread

Well I'm back and what the heck happened here.

>>19747805
then sit back and wait for writefag

>>19747823
ignore it, it's for the best.

>>19747823
All hell broke loose in the same fashion that is usual upon 4chan.

>>19747823
Shit happened. Figuratively, and possibly literally.

>>19747823
The past, let us never speak of those grimdark times

Well then, let me be the one to get us back on track.

>http://pastebin.com/7W7eBq1G

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>>19745369
>>19747795
It was Mussolini who made the trains run on time.
Going to write a story regarding Princess Celestia's unusual choice for wallet placement and her human counterpart's struggle to find it.
Parodying Onlythedead's style in a sense.
Part 1 of 2
>You are human Celestia
>After a rather pricey day at the Carousel Boutique, you realize you left your purse at the castle
>Pony Celestia offers to cover you, but you need to do something for her
>"Did you find it yet?"
>How can she act so casually with a human forearm stuck in her anus
"Honestly, why must you insist on keeping your wallet here?"
>"Does it look like I have pockets?"
"You know, my people have these wonderful fashion accessories called purses. They keep personal belongings in them so they don't need to put things in their pockets, or worse..."
>"We ponies have purses as well. But if I were to wear that, I might as well wear a sign around my neck saying "I'm a rich white pony! Please rob me!"
>You groan as you move your arm a bit deeper, remembering how thankful you were that the boutique's changing room was large enough for both of you
"Ok, but why would you put your wallet in so deeply?"
>"I have one of the guards put it in before I go out. A rather deceptive tactic, so that in the event that I am captured, my captors can't ruin my credit."
>Raising an eyebrow, you move your arm a bit deeper, when her sphincter suddenly clenches down
"Ah! What was that for?!"
>"You brushed my prostate."
"Oh. how pleasant."
>It is! That's where my wallet is."
>You scoff
"In your prostate?"
>"No, not in it! Around that general area. Just kinda feel around."
>You start feeling around, finding no trace of leather, but find that the Alicorn that you are currently sodomizing is a deep crimson in her face, and is lightly panting
"I'm not finding it."
>"Keep going, you're almost there,"
>She barely managed to say so coherently

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>>19748327
>Celestia
>Female
>Prostate

I really, REALLY like where this is going.
futa is my life

>>19748327
The female gender do not have prostates

>>19748540
To be fair, from what I heard the Nazis were more about eugenics than anatomy.

Part 2 of 2
>She lets out a high, ululating moan of ecstasy as her sphincter nearly lops your arm off.
>Gasping, she drops to the floor, releasing your arm, among other things
>She came
>On your lap
"What the shit, Celly?!"
>"Is everything all right in there?"
>You hear Rarity on the other side of the swinging doors
>Peeking your head out, you say
"YES EVERYTHING IS FINE DON'T COME IN!"
>She is startled at your response, but she brushes it off
>"Very well, Your Majesty. Majesties. My bad."
>Returning to her work, you breathe a sigh of relief
>Looking back at your equine counterpart, you find her face down, and hind legs in the air, still looking like she had the ride of her life
"Mind explaining what the fuck that was?"
>Snapping out of her orgasmic trance, she did her best to compose herself
>Acting like nothing happened, she responds
>"Well, the wallet clearly wasn't in there."
>Glancing at the mess she made on your stola, she gasps
>"Oh my goodness! I am so sorry about that. Here, put on one of the new outfits, and I'll go get this one dry cleaned."
"That would be great. Just one problem."
>"What?"
"We still don't know where your wallet is."
>"You know, I just remembered, I don't keep my wallet in my anus!"
"Then where do you keep it?"
>"Near my clitoris."
"... You're a sick fuck, you know that?"
Fin

>>19748517
>>19748540
Females do have prostates, or their equivalent thereof. However, they cannot, to the best of my knowledge be used to induce an orgasm.
My apologies if female equine anatomy is not my strong suit.

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>>19748611
I'll need to do a few of these before I put up with pony Celestia again.

>>19748669
Prostates are exclusively for male ejaculation and hormone production. I am almost 100% certain females don't even have something remotely analogous.

>>19748669
The uterus is the equivalent to the male prostate, or so says google anyway. I'm not a doctor, but I'm sure that a prostate is purely a male thing. Still it as a solid read and if anything Human Celestia may have been able to knock around her equine counterpart's womb and done something...you know what typing that out just made me realize I need some sleep. Night all, I look forward to reading more in the morning.

>>19748705
>>19748754
We can also keep in mind this story was not meant to be accurate in the ways of anatomy. It was purely, as I said before, "for shits and giggles."

>>19748754
Well we now know why they would never advertise prostate cancer in women.

>>19748785
no, no, your right. As I said it was a solid read, and I wasn't normally going to say anything, but thought I should before some other faggot anon unnecessarily raged. Beside you were an artist not a doctor, so whatever really.

>>19748754
Also, according to google, the Skene's gland is "homologous to the prostate gland found in males."

>>19748847
>Skene's gland
whatever that is, but yea I saw that too.
let's just drop this, and wait for writefag,
Still, thank you for the read.

>>19748327
>>19748611
Good read bro. Pony Celestia did that on purpose that sneaky equine.

I have hit a bit of a roadblock.

I am not out of ideas but I am not sure who I want to get back into this. Help a writefag out with a prompt.

>>19749141

*How.

>>19749141
Luna comes for a surprise visit the next day? It'd sure fuck things up.

>>19749141
I was wonder how the school would take this, he's a student currently living with the head mistress, that's got to turn some heads.
or on the feel front uh bugger

>>19749317
This is cool and sounds like it would end in a good time.

But what about maybe the return of Anon's father!

>>19749317
Lunafag please.
Still this might be interesting, maybe something like >>19747370
Anon doesn't know what it really means to be in a real relationship and such. You could have Luna be a bug sister to Anon and become his first real friend, but keep focus on Celestia.

>>19749355
>But what about maybe the return of Anon's father!
nigga, you area genius.

>>19749365
>bug
big sister
stupid phone.

>>19745292
I wish I had love like that

>>19749141
For short term, Anon gets up the next morning and makes the two of them breakfast. For long term, the possible return of Anon's dad, but not for a while. Luna could drop by after breakfast, I guess. Celestia and Anon's next obstacle could be explaining to Luna that there's nothing wrong with a 17 year old fingering/getting jerked by their 20 something adoptive mother/school principal. I think she would think it was weird at first, but would eventually accept it.

>>19747795
being a lunatic myself, I have to agree with you on that. lots of other luna fags do demonize her and its really sad to see. she is, from what I can tell, is a caring, just, and loving ruler. not some tyrant. she is a troll at times, thats proven.

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>>19749317
>>19749352
>>19749355
>>19749365
>>19749372
>>19749382
>>19749394
>>19749476

> Pic related

That helped.

>>19749141
When they are in public/school they try to keep their newly deepened relationship and current living situation from showing in public. The other students wonder why anon sees the principal so often despite being an overall good student. Then his classmates realize that the two have been more interactive with each other than usual. Inferences are made and things happen, big and small.

>>19749576
>pic related
Only if you cook me some stir fry first

>>19749602
speaking of stir fry, Celestia ate one bite but the rest of the food was forgotten...

such a waste

bumb

>>19750111
*bump

>>19749968
Tomorrow's lunch. Do you even leftovers anon?

>Celestia and Anon come to school with the same lunch.

The implications.

>>19750179
I meant all they ate was the one bite Celestia had

>>19749141
What about this?


Luna begins dating Anon's Father and brings him to Celestia's place, while Anon is with her.

>>19750229
holy fucking shit that is side story worthy, would be a bit too left field I feel like

>>19750229
we dont know what happened to anon's father. he could be banished to pluto for all we know!