>It took a drunk old mare to tell you the truth about Dash

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Minimal competition.

Ew, Dash wouldn't be getting past the friendzone with me either, I would however let her suck my dick every now and again.

I want to tell her how beautiful she is.

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>>18985782
There are a number of ways this could go, but I think it could be a pretty good story. Nice feels all around, good chances for drama, and satisfying romance.

"Ugly Rainbro" is a concept whose time has come.

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>implying

>>18985956
This, she is beautiful, and awesome, and fun.

The only argument you could really make is that her exotic, near-unique rainbow mane isn't popular with ponies, because all of her other features are shared with tons of background ponies.

Even with that, her dad has the same mane, and he managed to get laid. Rainbow Dash has all the appeal he has as well as fame and a top-notch physique to back her up. Besides, it's *just* a hairstyle, she could either dye it or find someone with more unusual interests, ponies are a lot like people.

It's also worth pointing out that she's got a fanclub, a fanclub of children, but still. Also:
>Same sleek body. Same flowing mane. Same spectacular hooves.
She might not be Rarity-levels of beautiful (who is Ponyville's most beautiful unicorn), but I don't see anything supporting the notion that she's ugly.

Autistic headcanon on your end, or?

>>18987047
>Your fictional premise is stupid because all the ponies look the same!
>Except also Rainbow Dash has a top-notch physique
>Stop being autistic!

Glass houses, Anon.

No one is saying Dash is ACTUALLY ugly, it's just for the sake of argument.
Besides, it's not unrealistic that an outside observer like Anonymous would not be able to notice the subtle characteristics that ponies define as attractive vs. unattractive.

>>18987152

She has a wingpower of over 16, while the average is below 8 and the Ponyville runner-up has just above 10,

She can compete on even ground with Applejack, Ponyville's top athlete. If she's not forced to compete on the ground, she wins by a landslide.

She broke several academy records, and is now a member of the Wonderbolts reserve, part of Equestria's finest fliers.

If that isn't top-notch physique, I don't know what is.

>No one is saying Dash is ACTUALLY ugly, it's just for the sake of argument.
And I just shot down that argument. There. Happy now?

And yeah, it is pretty unrealistic that an outside observer wouldn't notice such characteristic. While different species certainly have different preferences, attractiveness is never subtle.
It's all a direct consequence of health and fertility, a female with wide hips is good for childbirth, therefore most people see wide hips as sexy. Long hair is only seen in someone who can take good care of themselves and isn't diseased, therefore it is attractive. The same applies to a well-preened bird or one that is well-fed enough to take time decorating it's nest, etc.

>>18987360
>"Hey, Jim, you seein this parrot over here?"
>"Y'mean that one with the fancy lookin' nest?"
>"Yeah."
>"What about it?"
>"I wanna fuck that parrot. I wanna fuck that parrot, Jim."
>"I know you do, buddy."

>>18987520
>I want it everywhere, Anon, my ass, in my mane, on my hooves, don't waste a drop

>>18985782
I'll be the first to admit that Rainbow Dash isn't exactly my favorite pony, but I respect her too much to let her shack up with me out of desperation.

I will never settle when it comes to love and I expect someone like Rainbow Dash to feel the same way. That being said I would be her wingman anytime and I would help her get what she deserves any way I can.

Though if something were to develop between us regardless of all that, who am I to question fate?

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She'll always be beautiful to me.

>>18985956
>>18985961

I want to cuddle low-confidence Dash and raise her self esteem.

first time writefagging. Sorry if it's shit.
>Be Rainbow Dash
>Not ugly but unattractive enough to not be noticed
>Finally learned to accept loneliness.
>Then Anon arrived.
>You see your chance for love.
>After a couple days of talking you ask him out.
>He agrees and you make plans for Saturday night.
>Now you’re both at a bar on the edge of Ponyville.
>He says he likes you.
>Hell yeah!
>Realize you need to pee.
>Like, really bad.
>Excuse yourself to the bathroom.
>When you come back Anon is talking to a very drunk mare.
>Overhear her telling him he could do better than you.
>It’s like your heart was just torn out of your chest.
>You approach him and prepare for disaster.
>He doesn’t leave when he sees you.
>What?
>“Dash, am I here because you couldn’t find anyone else?”
>Fuck. He knows too much.
>You see no point in lying.
“Yes.”
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>He raises his eyebrows and frowns a little.
>“Well, you need some help?”
>Wait. He offered to help?
>You decide not to question it.
>When you question things everything goes to shit.
“Sure?”
>He smiles. “Good. Now which one do you want?” he asks, scouting out the bar.
>You do the same even though any would be better than none.
>Still, you don’t really care about them.
>They never gave you a second glance.
>You look back at Anon.
>He’s already shown you more kindness than any stallion ever has.
>You smile as you answer.
“You.”

>>18985782
Wow cruel.

Could always find out what pony tastes like.

>>18988998
They almost always leave you once their confidence is up.

You sure that's a good plan?

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>>18989165
>dash will never have low self esteem to end up loving you.

>>18989239
Element of Loyalty? I think that'd matter when it comes to relationships.

>>18989374
this

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>>18989239
Well, at least you know you've done one good deed, and you're not as terrible of a human being as before.

>>18985782
That's some of the most retarded headcanon I have read. Trust me, I have read a lot of shitty headcanon in the past 3 years and 9 months.

>>18989440
headcanon =/= thread prompt, fuck off m8

>>18989374
Sure, but the 'element of loyalty' was desperate when she settled with you.

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>>18989458

I'll give her something to be loyal about ejejejejejejejejeje

>>18989239

If she wanted to leave at that point, I'd actually prefer it. I want to be with someone who wants to be with me, not someone who feels obligated to stay. In the meanwhile, I don't mind helping a girl feel better about herself. It makes me feel good.

So all ponies look the same to humans. But ponies can differentiate from each other and notice features that go unnoticed by the human eye?

>>18990017
Humans find it easier to differentiate between those who appear similar to them. It's not that we're not seeing the differences, it's that we're not completely recognizing them. Typically we differentiate each other by relatively small differences, tiny differences in height, hair and skin color, mannerisms, facial structure, etc. The more similar those are to ourselves, the easier it is to tell the differences between them, 'cause that's how our brains are wired. That's why you get people who say things like "all Asians look alike" and such about other groups. The other ethnic groups can tell the differences, and think that others look the same. It's the same reason we can tell two humans who look almost the same apart, but we can't with dogs or anything as easily. In fact, if it weren't for the vast array of colors between the ponies, you'd have a hard time telling them apart, 'cause they'd all look like the same dozen body types, with only really tiny differences identifying them, that you wouldn't pick up on, since you wouldn't have had a lifetime of experience doing so.

>>18987047
Rainbow mane is part of a genetic disease that makes a mare infertile (stallions are ALMOST infertile), so who would want a useless mare that can't even have a foal? That's why RD wants to be famous and join the Wonder Bolts, so she won't die and be completely forgotten.

>>18987360
>If that isn't top-notch physique, I don't know what is.
Top-notch physique doesn't make you attractive. Ever seen a female bodybuilder?

There, I just shot down your argument. Happy now?

>>18990519
>tfw I accepted lonlieness.
>tfw I live for no one; not even myself, just making 70k a year in my own apartment.
I can relate to this

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>>18990584
Are female bodybuilders not attractive?
This is news to me.

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>>18985961
I like to imagine in this comic Rainbow Dash is a boy but a really cute boy, or maybe a boy that wants to be a girl?

>>18990851

I'd like to rub Rainbow Trap's belly

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>>18990851
Disgusting.

She is a girl who wants to practice applying makeup.

She's perfect just the way she is. I love her with all of my heart and she's all I'd ever need in the world to be happy. But...she shouldn't have to settle for me if she doesn't love me. She deserves to be happy... more than I do...

>>18987047

>Obviously they all use the same clipart for their flash animation
>Implying athletic females can't go from 'damn' to 'uggh' at the drop of a hat once certain lines are crossed
>implying there are no ugly celebrities or that an unattractive person has ever been praised

But most important of all:

>its a fun idea

>>18991304
I love the smell of wet pony

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>>18991715
What kind of wet?

>>18991778
any kind of wet

>>18991778
>all kinds

>>18989165
go on

>>18989165

Yes, please continue.

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>>18989165

>>18991563
I hate it when people start talking like that. It's nothing but pure negativity.

Try to take a positive outlook on things.

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>>18993718
He's just being beta

We all know she is alone.

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>>18993914
She may be attractive to humans, but is she attractive to stallions?

>>18993793
That's not really the point, it's just that if you have a waifu you shouldn't be thinking so negatively about it like he is. You're just destroying yourself if you do.

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>>18993999
Maybe she isn't his waifu.

>>18994119
Going by what he said, I'm pretty sure she is.

I can understand people getting depressed sometimes, but they really need to be able to get some positive thought in and pull out of it.

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>>18994203
She would not qualify as a waifu if he feels that way. A waifu would love you as much as you love her.

>>18990336
I like what this anon has to say, also I think far too many anons are being too serious about this kind of 'what if' idea the op suggests.

>>18994599
>A waifu would love you as much as you love her.

I can definitely agree with that, and I think he should keep that in mind.

That being said however, I'm uncomfortable with going around saying "She's not REALLY your waifu for X reason" because it's a very slippery slope, and it's generally rather unfair to judge something about someone like that over the internet anyway.

It'd be good to remind people that their waifu loves them, but I don't think it's a good habit to tell people that they don't have a waifu because they are supposedly doing something wrong. That just makes everything worse. Much better to try and help them instead of practically twisting the knife like that.

>>18985782
Let's see where this goes. First time writing as well. Exucse any smallish grammar issues and awkward story flow

>You've been in Ponyville for almost a year now to finally hear this.
>It explains why Rainbow hasn't really been near many stallions
>Just the main six and you.
>You've dismissed it as her just not being the type to date
>Yet it does seem odd that on her free time she spends it mainly with you
>Or at least tries to when you're not busy.
>Today wasn't any different from the other times.
>You were walking back from Twilight's after returning a few books when Rainbow arrived.
>Per usual, she whizzes past your head and shows off her flying skill
>Usually a small trick or two to wow you.
"So," She huffs, "What's the score today?"
>"Eh, about an 8. You forgot to make my ears pop"
"Give it a sec Anon" She said, "I'm working on a few second delay this time"
>"Well I'm not hear-" POP
>"GAH"
"There it is!" She triumphantly raises her hoof
>As you unpop your precious ears you remembered what that drunken Mare had said
>Is it right to ask her?
>Pretty sure she'd murder you on the spot essentially calling her ugly to her face.
>Well you could ask something that might work it's way there in a non-murderous way
>"Hey Rainbow? Small question"
"Yes Anon? And if it's about me stopping the ear thing I might. But you're too fun to do it on" she laughs to herself
>"Well it's not about that."
>"It's more of why do you try to hang out with me so much? Even when you have the chance to hang out with your friends you often choose to go and find me."

>>18995913
*Excuse
Feedback is nice and this is an as I go thing. Not home often enough to save much of anything so I try to write most things in one go

>>18995974
I don't think I can provide feedback, but I'm lurking. Your grammar seems fine however.

Others will probably come, but it's pretty late so it could take more time to get responses.

>>18996073
It's fine, I figured I wouldn't get much. Maybe hear a few lurkers. I don't get home till pretty late and I happened upon this thread. If it's still up tomorrow I'll see if I can write some more, time bearing anyways. I'll stay for a little bit longer if anything.

>>18995913
Yep, I'm reading

>>18995913
you've got my attention

>>18995913
If its feels Ill also read

>>18996312
>>18996500
>>18996630
>>18996073
Makes me feel good knowing I have a few readers. Hopefully I'll learn from this to write better stories. And for the feels thing, again never written but I'll try. I was aiming for some feels not too far from now.

>>18996819
And with that lurking activate

Bump for writefag.

Story die?

>>18987047
>all the same appeal he has
>he
and there's your problem

>It's been almost 2 whole years.
>The life you left behind is almost completely forgotten.
>You wonder about all the-
>Bump
>"Oh hey Anon, what's going on?"
"Hey Dash, up early today?"
>Well.
>Early for HER at least. It's like only fucking 10.
>"Yeah, I wanted to ask if you wanted to come with me to the new Daring Do release!"
"That's happening today I'm guessing."
>Shouldn't that shit come out in two days?
>It's fucking SunButtday. Shit comes out on Tuesdays for some fucking reason.
>"It's at midnight, on Tuesday."
>Called it.
"Isn't it going to be in Canterlot?"
>That big-ass bookstore always does the releases.
>At least you could get some new books when you arrive.
>You've been meaning to get around to doing so, you just don't get to Canterlot often enough.
>"Is that a problem? I thought you had Tuesday off this week..."
>Wow, she looks like her parents were just murdered and she just recalled the day she was told.
"I do, but-"
>Fuck, if you say no.
>She might not be able to take that shit.
>"If it's a place to stay it's alright. I have a room booked for 2."
>Is she serious with you right now?
>This is almost weird.
>"Twilight was going to come along, but she had some 'princess' stuff to do."
>Why would Princess Books not go get some new... Books.
>Fucking princess shit.
>Only if you had some surefire way to dodge ponies sometimes.

>>18998858
Go on

>>18998858
"I'm gonna see how I feel, I might be catching something. Come back over around 6."
>"Oh? I hope you feel better, I'll let you be. I'll see you later tonight."
>You don't like lying to her, but you did cough once maybe.
>Only if life was that easy.
>You shrug it off while walking to the Treebary.
>Wait. That's gone now.
>Fucking magic and shit man.
>Castle.
>That thing is really out of place.
>At least it's now a fancier library.
>Books not going to get a book?
>This you had to fucking see.
>Knocking sounds
>"Oh hey Anon. what brings you over here?"
"Just coming by to talk, what's new?"
>"Come on in, have a seat. You would not believe what I have to do."
>Here comes those duties.
>You should get her a copy, presents are always a nice gesture.
>"You know the new DD book that's coming out?"
>Seems like she is serious about this.
>Why are you even here, it's not like Rainbro lies to you anyway.
>Shit you've lied to her quite a bit actually.
>She only called you on your shit twice.
>Fuck yeah.
>Top level ruses you've pulled on all the ponyfolk here.
>Apparently lying isn't too big a thing here.
"Yeah, Rains told me about it on my way here."
>"I'm glad sheee gets to go, but it's not fair."
>"She asked me to watch Tank because he's a bit sick and Fluttershy is is out of town."

>>18999022
more

>>18990676
nope

>>18999022
>"She asked me to watch Tank because he's a bit sick and Fluttershy is is out of town."

The shoe, drops.

>>18999022
>OH FUCK
>DEFCON 1
>MISSLES
>MORE MISSLES
>ALL THE MISSLES
>Is Dash trying to ask you on a date?
>Without being obvious as fuck about it?
>Wow.
>This is pretty fucking out there.
>It's not like anything with a dick wouldn't like to rail that.
>At least you might be able to get some pone-booty
>It's not like you haven't been porking some tail from time to time.
>"Yeah, but I just had to let her go. If I went I'd feel too bad about it, you know?"
>Mainly because you're a tad strange.
>A social status is all it really is.
>Wait.
>Purples said something.
>Respond.sh
"Yeah, being the princess of books and all. You have an image to upkeep."
>She has a giggle.
>It was rather cute.
>Almost all the things that happen around here are adorable as shit.
>"Well, don't put me on a pedestal or anything."
>Implying
"You can magics and stuff. PLUS FLYING. That's impressive."
>Shit, magic wasn't even a thing back home.
>Other than movies, games and books.
>Never forget books.
>"Oh ha ha ha Anon."
>"So why'd you come on over again?"
>Only if Butterstick was here.
>Rains could be behind that one too.
>Wait.
>She's out because reasons.
>Important ones at that, you were there.
"Just to say I'm going up with Rainbow, and I was getting you a signed copy."

>>18998956
>>18999107
>>18999164
This is my first writing attempt.
Is this what's it's like to have fans?

I'll make a Pastebin if you guys want.

>>18999195
This is getting good

>>18999224
I concur

>>18999213
Yes.

To your question and the pastebin idea.

>>18999195
>not already having a pastebin
nigga, u gotta keep up with the times to survive in this busy world

>>18999301
>>18999302
Another part coming in a moment.

Pastebining.

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>>18999302
>So it says here that you write smut/feelsy stories on /mlp/, correct?
Yes I do, any chance I get actually
>Well, I would love to see you pastebin
...Ummm...
>...I see. It was a pleasure Mr. Anon. Don't call us, we'll call you. NEXT!

>>18999352
See
>>18999213

>>18999301
>>18999302
Here's the Pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/m7mQZyjs

>>18985782
homely ? wh..what? what does that mean

>>18999195
>Aren't you suave.
>Gathering gifts for the mighty royalty.
>Sure as hell beats retail work.
>"That's Anon, here let me give you some bits to-"
"This is a gift, accept it as one 'Sparks."
>You have a hundred nicknames for all the small equines.
>Not 100% sure if they hate it.
>Wait.
>Books is approaching.
>Hug.bat
>"Thanks Anon, it's been a bit rough. It's good to have you as a friend, when there are so many who aren't."
>This bitch is now ROYALTY.
>The fuck she complaining about?
>Someone didn't like a hat she tried on as a child?
"No problem, y-you too."
>That was one long hug.
>Not that you minded anyway.
>"Well hey, I'll be sure to get you something nice on Saturday."
>The hell?
>Saturday?
>You don the most :| face you can.
>Clearly Twilight can see you're confused.
>"The two year anniversary of you coming to Ponyville!"
>Oh yeah.
>Shit, forgot that was so soon.
>At least it's a weekend.
>So you can count on Ponk to have some random extravaganza planned for you.
>Joy
"Wow, you actually remember that? I forgot all about it."
>It is Twilight, she would remember what color the pen was you wrote on the back of a stickynote underneath a fridge.
>A year later.
>She has a good noggin.
>"What are friends for after all?"
>That's deep.
"I'll let you get back to doing book things. I'll see ya Tuesday."

>>18999426
Whoops, typo. Phones man.

>"Thanks Anon, here let me give you some bits to-"

>>18999426
Keep going

>>18999435
I'll post more later today.

I gotta go be places and things.

>>18999481
New Pastebin.

http://pastebin.com/7xARAUBi

I accidentally the old one.

>>18999393
https://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Ahomely

>>18999494
I'll be posting a few parts pretty soon.

So. Bump.

Hey the thread is still up with another writer. Writefag from last night here
>>18995913
Sorry I didn't say I was going to sleep, just dozed off. I'll write something later today when I'm done doing some college stuff.

>>18985982
Newfig here.
I don't get it.

>>19001410
How can you not? It's pretty fucking obvious what that comic is about

>>19001443
Some people are slow.

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>>18985961
>Not posting the second part

Reverse imagesearch it for the one with actual porn. Sorry for the shitty edit, don't want to be b&

>>18999426
bump for writefag

>>19001504
unf

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>>19001504
>Hold pony above your mouth
>Bellyrub until orgasm
>Profit

>>19001555
Trips don't lie, but really you could just eat her out and get a better experience.

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It doesn't matter. She'll always be perfect to me.

>>18995913
Name for the sake of name I guess. Quick write with this spurt of free time.

...
>...
>Silence. Awkward silence
>It was expected really, but it's been about 5 minutes of you standing, and her looking at the ground
>"Ahem"
>"Oh!" She jumps, "Well Anon, I just find you really fun to be around and mess with!" She smiles
>You raise your eybrow
>It's more than that and you know it
>It can't just be about her liking you
>Maybe you're just being silly
>But that thought crosses your mind again
>What if she's just getting you to like her gradually so she doesn't get rejected if she asks you to date-
"ANON" She screams it in your ear
>"JESUS FUCK"
"Sorry about that, you were just standing there like you were monologuing or somethin that egghead does"
>She's buzzing next your face waiting on you to have your hearing again
>Reminder to visit some form of doctor in this town to save your hearing after Rainbow is done with it

>>19002053
This story might take a while knowing my time schedule if that's ok with you guys. Just trying to make sure it still sounds alright and not turn it into a trainwreck.

>>19002053
Good story so far.

Been around any campfires lately?

>>19002286
Not in long time, why? And thanks!

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>>19002300
Because. Dr. Tran.

I'd like to see where the story goes and I'm not really picking up any typo or grammar issues.

>>19002329
God I forgot about that short. I watched most of that stuff a few days ago, barely remembered it existed. There was one and it was
>Buzzing next to your face
Forgot the to. Glad I manned up to write, it's pretty fun and interesting to write something somewhat coherent.

>>19002355
I pretty much forgot about it too until I saw your name haha. Yeah, writing's fun, especially when you really get into what you're doing. Really, the worse that can happen when you write is people won't like it, but then you'll learn from the experience and next time you'll do better.

>>18999426
>With that you are off.
>Time for some face stuffing.
>Sugarcube Corner might have Pink Party there.
>You can ask her about plans for the party.
>Also those cinnamon buns are to die for.
>How the fuck does everything taste so good.
>Ponies and all their weird mysteries.
>You should learn how to bake.
>Might come in handy one day when you don't want to leave the house to have a biscuit.
>Alas, you have arrived at your destination.
>At least the town is small enough to get everywhere with just you feet devices.
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Seriously, you can't float, you have to touch the floor.
>"That will be 17 bits!"
>Look who it is, your favorite drinking buddy.
>If you had a drinking buddy.
>You just had some with her about two or three times.
"Hey Oil Spill, what's up?"
>Nothing
"Oils, what are you doing here?"
>Now that you are much closer, it's not so absurd.
>Just speak up faggot.
>"Oh hey Nonny! You have a secret cool nickname for her too!"
>Fucking Pinks.
>This cotton candy horse has 3many friends.
"Hey Anon, Pinkie just told me about the party on Saturday."
>Ah hell.
>Oil Tanker has a soft spot for parties.
>"Also why do you call me Oils from time to time?"
"No reason, just something from home."

>>19002422
>Time for some delicious buns.
>A bun to kill for.
"Hey Pinkie, I'll have a-"
>"Here you go!"
>areyouawizard.png
>How the hell did she know you'd come here.
>It's just how you like it too.
>With icing on time, and between the spirals.
>Top yum.
"How did you know I'd swing by?"
>Seriously, how the hell.
>"I knew you'd want to talk about the parrtttyyyy silly!"
>Her tramp-stamp was balloons.
>She knows everything there is to know about the art of party.
>Might as well make party plans.
"I take it you have the itinerary in order?"
>"You could just say fun plans!"
>Dat pony squeak noise.
>Do ponies have a squeaky-toy organ?
>You can ask T-Bone about that when you give her the book.
>"Hey Pinkie, I'm gonna get going."
>"Also, Anon. You should have a drink with me tonight."
>Oh dang.
>Such a selection.
You have to meat Rains at 6.
"What time?"
>After some exchange of numbers and chit-chat.
>Plans have been made.
"Okay, I'll be there at 7-7:30, after you tell Dashcakes that you are going on a trip.
>A trip that is rather strange.
>Now she walks out of the shop, but before she does so.
>She turns back and says.
>"I have something to tell you tonight."

>>19002381
So far no objections, I don't mind any criticism. Or if any lurkers have some opinions it would be nice to hear to improve this a bit.

>>19002435
>After you tell Dashcakes that you are going on a trip.

That should be it's own line. Fix'd in the Pastebin.

>>19002435
>Wonder what the fuck she needs to talk about all of a sudden.
>It's not like she knows where you live.
>Also not too much a mystery.
>You're like twice the fucking height of these creatures.
>Sure has it's perks.
>Except hide and seek.
>You and now horrible at that shit.
"Alright, I'll see you tonight! Take care!"
>She is now gone.
>Just you and sweet sweet diabetes.
>Pinkie is staring at you.
>It's one of those 'through your soul' kind of stare.
>panic.exe
"H-h... Hello?"
>"I'm so excited for your party!"
>You have like no idea what kind of shenanigans this pone has planed.
>"I'm not going to say too much, but you'll never forrrrgeeetttt eeet."
>Will there be a dead body.
>Last time that happened you never looked back.
>When a retarded burglar breaks into your house then guts himself on the insulated glass.
>That was not fun explaing that to the police.
>Who just kills someone and tries that as a cover up.
"I hope I don't forget it. You only get ONE two-year arrival anniversary."
>"I KNOW RIGHT! Twilight didn't want me going too over the top like last year."
>You never thought that a jello waterfall would be possible.
>She is one crafty pone.
"If you can top last year, then you are truly a goddess."
>You finish you tasty bun of the universe.
>Time to get moving.
>"Bye Anon! I'll see you later!"
>It's totally nap time.
>Walking back home you hear something a little strange.
>Either that's some straight up murder.
>Or a prank on a bystander.
>You can't allow that to happen.

>>19002702
continue...

>>19002702
writefag is kill

>>19003124
believe nigger

>>19001844
Dubs don't lie.

>>19002702
>Sneak time.
>How often does someone get raped?
>You live kinda out on your own.
>Whoever is doing this might not know you live back here.
>Should you get help?
>What if you're too late?
>If they overpower you.
>What about if there is more than one?
>It doesn't sound like there is.
>It only sounds like one.
>You can hope that there is only one.
>There can be only one.gif
>It's only about 3.
>The fucking sun is still shining.
>Crimes aren't expected to happen during the day.
>No one expects that shit.
>What if they kill them?
>Plant the body in or near your house?
>There are plenty of ponies that don't really like you and would think you did.
>SunHorse might not even be able to help.
>You have to stop this.
>Right here.
>Right now.
>If you get framed, they could do this again.
>How long have they been doing this?
>You've seen trails through the woods that don't really go anywhere.
>Is that how they hide the bodies?
>This is bad.
>Now's the chance.
>They might not expect you.
>It's much quieter.
>The victim might have given up hope.
>You go around the bushes.
>It's now or never.

>>19003909
5got name.

Pastebin updated.
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>>19003909

Anyone still lurking?

>>19004427
I am. Please continue.

lurker here. Please continue

>>19002053

>Well there goes your train of thought for a bit
"That was an interesting question Anon, I thought you were gonna tell me to go away or something"
>"Oh no, it's nice being around you, I just wanted to know why."
>Rainbow looks up and smiles at that statement
>Well that went well-ish
>Now then, time to subtly ask another leading question
>"So Rainbow, have you ever had a boyfriend?"
>You swore you saw her turn beet red
>Or purple, she is blue you know
"I-I-I well, no... but I've definitely turned down a f-f-few."
>Stammering
>HNNNGGG
"Being with friends is definitely better" Calming down now, "Plus I have to fly often to even have a shot with the Wonderbolts!"
>"And how long ago was the last time you had to turn down someone?"
...
>There it is

>>19003909
>You never could have been prepared for this.
>If you die here.
>It would have not been in vain.
>You see blue.
>Also a dash of a few other colors.
>Oh fuck.
>OH FUCK.
>OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK.
>Rainbow is getting assualted on the path to your home.
>She's the closest thing you have to a best friend here.
>You could of stopped this.
>You could have prevented this if you just told her yes.
>She would have been happy, and the rest of the day could have been hanging out.
>Was she just waiting here all day?
>Until you came home?
>To see if you had an answer earlier?
>You had the power to not let this happen.
>What would her friends think?
>"Oh you just wanted to make sure she wasn't planning on fucking you?"
>"You couldn't just hang out with a friend?"
>"Now she's gone and it's ALL YOUR FAULT."
>Tears are starting to flow.
>She couldn't take seeing you like this.
>What if you can't help her?
>What if you're the last thing she sees before she is killed?
>What if you are killed right after?
>This isn't good.
>Something isn't right.
>You can almost feel it in every inch of your body.
>You have to act.
>You begin lunging towards her.
>You have to try.
>You make eye contact.

>>19004629
Your story is great Anon.

Seems to have better flow than mine. I must work harder.

>>19004427
Don't fucking stop

though as one casual writefag to another, I'd tone down on the '/mlp/-isms' and get the story moving a littleFeel free to ignore me and call me and faggot though, I like you're writing style

>>19004782
>you're

Fucking phone

>>19004734
Yours is awesome as well. For a first time story it's making me feel good knowing people like it. We should both work harder for better and greater stories

>>19004734
>>19004881

u both based guys, i'm gonna require moar

>>19004881
That sounded extremely cheesy. Ignore that last awkward bit

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>>19004881
Aw. Ain't dat fucking sweet. Giving me the fuzzies Anon, keep up the good work.

>>19004674
I have no fucking idea what's going on. Can someone explain please?

>>19005351
Seconded.
That was a really craptacular place to cut off the story.
And to be honest, it's been kind of hard to follow what exactly has been going on for at least a couple of posts now.

>>18985982
>b-baka!

>>19004629

>"Rainbow?"
"mmmfmm..."
>Mumbling, and she took the bait
>"What was that?" You grin slightly, "Couldn't hear you"
"It'smmfm...while..."
>Incoming confession by one Rainbow Dash
>"One last time, I think I still need to pop my ears again"
She sighs in a sad tone, "It's been a few years... well not few. But about 8, just a small guy crush in elementary school. Nothing too serious.."
>You lose your grin
>Oh god, It's gonna hit me isn't it.
"Then I got my cutie mark and that was it. He ignored me, sure it was when we were young."
>She flutters back down to the the ground before she starts, staring lamely into the ground
"But it's different now, I stated getting bullied by a few colts later on, then it was more... it was a large chunk of the kids in high school."
>You try to sit near to at least comfort her before she starts to get into anything too deep like sobbing
>But for better judgement you just sit down a few feet away
>"Ironically I was defending Fluttershy from those same jerks right before I got my mark, the wow of that Rainboom only lasted for so long.." Sniff, "She was one of my few friends in there that didn't call me names for how I looked, I stayed by her and she did the same for me"
>Your emotions start to get the better of you but you hold it, you've been there before.
>But in a world of constant love and friendship, it must be hard to even be ridiculed for something so small
"That's why I try for the Wonderbolts so often, I can be amazing And be hidden by their suit, I can dye my main and everything. No one would know!"

>>19005552
Sounds a bit off to me, tried using some of my own experiences in this to try to draw from the emotions. Hopefully you guys like it.

>>18987360
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I broke several academy records, and I'm now a member of the Wonderbolts reserve, part of Equestria's finest fliers, and I have a wingpower of over 16, while the average is below 8 and the Ponyville runner-up has just above 10. I can compete on even ground with Applejack, Ponyville's top athlete, and that’s just with my bare hooves.

You’re a fucking Dashfag, kiddo.

>you will never be the first to tell her how beautiful she is

>>19005719
>she will never break down crying after hearing those words

>>19005552

"Even then, maybe. Just maybe, I can be away from all of that. To maybe be called a prettymare by everyone..." Tears start forming, "A-a-and maybe, be called... beautiful by that special someone"
>This was a bad idea to even start this up
>You should've stopped at the first question and left it there
>She wouldn't be a mess right here in front of you
>You try to calm her down with a hug but get gently pushed away
>"Look dash," You put your hand on her shoulder
>"I've been there before, I know it's rough"
>She looks up, still very teary, and breathing somewhat heavily
>"In your world I'm exotic yet not many approach me. In my world....

Cutting it off for the moment, gotta do a few errands. Better to have something than nothing for a long time
>>19006320
Stop predicting things you

>>19006320
The crying anyways, not the hearing

>>19006659
Dash confirmed for being deaf

>>19006713
Oh you

>>19006479
let's see where this goes...

>>19006479
I am also waiting for more. Just like a Dr though huh? Wait for hours in a waiting area just for a little bit of news and when you need something else you gotta wait again

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>>19007637
I'M NOT A REAL DOCTA

But yeah, sorry. Busy schedule most days, I'll do some writing soonish but don't expect it too soon.

>>19005351
>>19005375
I'm sorry about that last bit.

I was rushing to get more out and now I notice I made a shit move.

I shall be posting a few after dinner.

Now that I'm look at it. Fuck that was bad. Want me to re-write it?

>>19007804
Rewrite would be nice. I have no idea what's supposed to be going on in that last part.

>>19007804
>>19007897
I see my mistake.

I had some drafty shit. I'm going to rewind to just before the end of this. >>19002702

I mixed up some posts, and actually left shit out.

This is now going in one .txt file. Not like 4. 3complicated5me.

>>19006479
Attempt at feelerinos is go

>"Honestly Rainbow, I don't know where to begin."
>"I don't feel handsome, I don't feel suave"
>"Back at home, I was lucky some women looked in my direction. Much less compliment how I looked. Even other guys would mention that my looks wouldn't ever get better no matter how hard I try"
>"I wasn't even sure If I'd ever find someone..
>You rub your eyes a bit
>Opening out to someone like this is really tough
>You've never done it before to anyone, much less her. But you're in the same boat
>"And it's the same here. I'm different. I'm viewed as ugly by most ponies here for being a walking Monkey around then, along with the other various races"
>"I'm too "exotic" Yet you 6 didn't care how I looked... save for Rarity, she wanted to make me a new wardrobe immediately"
>You laugh a bit at that memory, and so does Rainbow
>Well the moods lighting up a bit
>"Before I get into too much into a sob story, what I'm trying to say is, is that you shouldn't have to worry about what others think."
>"Just the ones that care to be there with you, and look past all of the terrible things these ponies say, not care how you look."
>She smiles a bit while wiping her eyes
"T-thanks Anon." Sniff, "That really does m-mean a lot from someone that understands what I'm going through"
>Well you didn't expect any of this to happen today
>You rub your eyes, you totally weren't tearing up yourself you manly man you
>"A bit better now?"
"Better"
>A smile, and a hug
>That's all it took before you broke down
>It took a few minutes before you pulled back together
>"Excuse that, held that in a little too long"

>>19008299
Rereading this makes it look a bit too, ehh. Sappy? Don't know how to word it. Might rework it if folks don't like it

>>19008315
I like it

>>19008315
moar cuddles, and it will be perfect

>>19008315
Remember Dr. Tran, we are all human even if we are horsefuckers.

>>19008354
>>19008421
And to err is human
>>19008381
Pretty sure cuddling in the middle of the road near the library would be weird

NONCANON
>"So... This dirt isn't really comfortable"
"Yeah, nothing like my clouds."
>"Plus the ponies staring at us in the middle of the road is unsettling"
"We should go.."

Sorry, was trying to write something silly. Don't know where to go from here honestly. Damn you writers block.

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>>19008692
cuddling is never weird

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Dash is shit and dosent deserve happiness. All dash fags need to be lined up against a wall and shot.

Rarity is best pony

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>>19008895

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>>19008895

>>19008299
Hmm, a little something here.

>It's been a few weeks since that event
>Rainbow has started going around with you a lot more often
>Even more than your friends
>They all don't seem to mind, they think it's adorable
>You're not together, but it has come up when you're alone
>Most of the townsfolk try to avoid the both of you when you're walking around town
>Not like you care
>Does make errands a little tougher when she's with you
>Good thing today isn't errand day
>You're both at Sugarcube Corner having some breakfast
>Rainbow with a few cupcakes and you a simple muffin
>You have no idea how they can eat sugar so easily and not get queasy after eating so much of it
>It was quiet for a bit
>"Was" You groan
>A family of ponies entered and promptly left after seeing you and Rainbow
>"Sorry if we're making you and the Cakes lose business Pinkie"
>You say after biting your muffin
"Oh it's all A OK Anon! We don't like serving mean old jerks here" She sticks her tongue out at the door

>>19009609
Never written Pinkie, or any of them really so I tried how she might sound like. Gonna try and make this into something nice if I can. No real ending as of yet though

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>>18987360
No one gives a shit lad. You'll look back on this once you've grown up and be embarrassed for yourself. Personally I feel sorry for you. At least you've made this mistake anonymously online so it won't have any consequences for you. I just hope you realise how dumb this is some day and take it back.

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>>18989239
It sounds like you have some deep-rooted issues, anon. Please, come pull up a seat.

1. Your unhealthy concentration on disloyalty is indicative of past betrayal which causes you to distrust a potential romantic partner and falsely assume all of them will leave you after getting confidence which leads me to
2. You have a textbook insecurity complex, brought about by bitterness either by your past experiences or because you read something similar somewhere on the internet, likely /r9k/ where all the bitter nerds regurgitate their mysoginy and anger.
3. Your belief that a partner will leave you once you have restored their confidence shows a deliberately closeminded worldview. You reduce complex personal and societal systems down to a more easily understandable and disseminable package, with the end result being the loss of important commonsense detail.
6. You have convinced yourself that no woman who fit your standards exist, despite your clearly limited interaction with women. This forms a positive feedback loop: you don't look for companionship, so you don't have sex, so your bitterness increases, so you hate and blame others even more, so you make one of these threads, repeat ad nauseum.

I suggest first freeing yourself of the false /whore/beta dichotomy. Doing this will allow you to treat others with some semblance of respect, which would in turn facilitate your re-integration into society.

>>19002702
Reposting from this. Ignore everything past it.

>Wonder what the fuck she needs to talk about all of a sudden.
>It's not like she knows where you live.
>Also not too much a mystery.
>You're like twice the fucking height of these creatures.
>Sure has it's perks.
>Except hide and seek.
>You and now horrible at that shit.
"Alright, I'll see you tonight! Take care!"
>She is now gone.
>Just you and sweet sweet diabetes.
>Pinkie is staring at you.
>It's one of those 'through your soul' kind of stare.
>panic.exe
"H-h... Hello?"
>"I'm so excited for your party!"
>You have like no idea what kind of shenanigans this pone has planed.
>"I'm not going to say too much, but you'll never forrrrgeeetttt eeet."
>Will there be a dead body.
>Last time that happened you never looked back.
>When a retarded burglar breaks into your house then guts himself on the insulated glass.
>That was not fun explaining that to the police.
>Who just kills someone and tries that as a cover up.
"I hope I don't forget it. You only get ONE two-year arrival anniversary."
>"I KNOW RIGHT! Twilight didn't want me going too over the top like last year."
>You never thought that a jello waterfall would be possible.
>She is one crafty pone.
"If you can top last year, then you are truly a goddess."
>You finish you tasty bun of the universe.
>Time to get moving.
>"Bye Anon! I'll see you later!"
>It's totally nap time.
"Later Pinkie, I'll see you around."
>Check time.
>It's about 2:30.
>It's not too far from home.
>You can get there in about 30 minutes if you walk fast enough.

>>19010032
>It's nice out today.
>Only a few clouds out.
>It's amazing that the natives control the weather.
>None of this forecast bullshit.
>The way home is almost surreal.
>The bushes keep moving and shit.
>All these rabbits and generic wildlife.
>Traps would be nice.
>Or a fence.
>A fence you can do.
>You need to remember to talk to that mayor chick.
>You practically own all this land anyway.
>Okay.
>A squirrel does not make those kind of noises.
>Are you being followed?
"Hello? Anyone there?"
>Silence.
>Maybe it's good no one is here.
>You look like a moron shouting at trees.
>The covering here is amazing.
>It almost feels like night time with these trees.
>Wait.
>That's a yelp.
>Some mare is not having a good time out here.
>You have caught those CMC pones out here playing tag.
"Hey, you guys get out of here. You shouldn't play this far out of town."
>Okay. You need to speak the fuck up.
>So you don't have to keep repeating yourself.
>That sounds a lot more like struggling than tag or some other harmless game.
>Either that's some straight up murder.
>Or someone is being assaulted.
>You can't allow that to happen.
>You fucking live here.
>It's hard enough to get people to come over.
>Err. Ponies.

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>>19010049
>You don't need this on top of that.
>Sneak time.
>How often does someone get raped? Or generally assaulted?
>Doesn't fit the place too well.
>Everyone is usually so friendly.
>You also live kinda out on your own.
>Whoever is doing this might not know you live back here.
>Should you get help?
>What if you're too late?
>What if they overpower you?
>Okay, you're a giant to these ponies.
>What about if there is more than one?
>Shit. That could be trouble.
>It doesn't sound like there is.
>It only sounds like one.
>You can hope that there is only one.
>There can be only one.gif
>It's only about 3.
>The fucking sun is still shining.
>Crimes aren't expected to happen during the day.
>No one expects that shit.
>That's what makes it the time to do it.
>What if they kill them?
>Plant the body in or near your house?
>That would suck.
>There are plenty of ponies that don't really like you and would think that you would have done this in a heartbeat.
>SunHorse might not even be able to help you against a bunch of anger townsfolk.
>You have to stop this.
>Right here.
>Right now.
>How long have they been doing this?
>You think you'd pick up on this.
>You've seen trails through the woods that don't really go anywhere.
>This is bad, but since no one comes out here.
>It could be pretty easy to get away with it.
>They might not expect you.
>It's much quieter now.
>The victim might have given up hope.
>Time to step around the flora.
>It's now or never.

>>19010110
I'm fucking up big time huh?

Shit.

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>>19010152
yep, i'm verily confused

i'm fucking bombed tho so it might be just me

>>18998858
>>18999022
>>18999195
>>18999426
>>19002422
>>19002435
>>19010032
>>19010049
>>19010132

That's the current flow. I fucked up a bit in there.

Ignore
>>19002702
>>19003909
>>19004674

>>19010152
Don't worry about it. It's much better this time around.
That being said
I still need to see what's happening in those damn bushes. Hurry, before you have to go to bed or take a dump or something.

>>19010253
You're not doing too bad of a job, it is an engaging story. The only issue I have is how the greentext reads. Seems a bit jumpy in places

>>19010322
Gosh durn phone not saving my name

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>>19010213
I'm coming off of bud too anon, I never tried cough medicine in my teenage years so I finally took +200ml of it and it made me nauseous so I had to smoke myself into oblivion to balance it out.

>>19010322
Thanks man, never even tried before now.

I should stop playing XCOM and put some more effort into this, I just can't make the pace go any faster. I'm talking 2long to get to what I'm trying to get to.

>>19010393
HE's or bust. Try not over thinking it, write what comes to mind then clean it up when you want to post. Helps you look at a few dumb mistakes or how that should've gone that other way because reasons.

>>19010354
luckily in my shit of a country, there's 30mg DXM cough pills available for pretty cheap here, no need to chug syrup for me

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i used to dislike dash but she really grown on me

>>19010132
Edge master stuff incoming.
"Get the fuck out of here!"
>You jump into the scene.
>Like a badly coordinated Batman.
>You grab a hold of Rainbow.
>Mission accomplished.
"I got you, you're okay now."
>Hold the phone.
>It's JUST her.
>"You should of seen the look on your face!"
>She starts laughing rather hard.
"You know what? Fuck you Rainbow."
>You put too much effort into that line.
>Getting off the floor you dust yourself off.
>"You think me of all people would allow themselves to get in this situation?"
>Come to think of it.
>No, not at all.
"No, but that's still not funny."
>"Yes it was, come on."
>The more you think about it.
>Has she ever been in a relationship?
>Or are they just one night stands like what you do.
>That stamina don't quit.
"Yeah, you have just a huge line of stallions just waiting for the word, don't you?"
>That struck a nerve, a small one.
>But sometime too sensitive nonetheless.
>"Of-of course I do! I'm too awesome to have anything less!"
>You shouldn't prod, it's none of your damn business who is sticking what into her.
>It's not like it hasn't come to mind.
>You should ask one day after some drinks.
>Walking up to your house. More like a cottage. A shitty cottage.
"Well, I'm not coming with you to Canterlot anymore."

>>19010152
It's fine. You're drawing out the lead in a bit too much:
>Hear kerfuffle
>Hesitate
>WTF, p0nes don't get in fights. Does assault even happen here? Plus this is pretty remote...
>Shit, this could be actual trouble.
>No...
>Not in my house...
>Bust cover, too late
>omfg Dosh?!

Also idk about ponies, but ppl don't bounce back from rape too well. Causes some srs issues with intimacy. You'd be better off making this into Dash taking a beating and some emotional trauma over being ugly.

>>19010659
Too late. ;-;

>>19010672
Yeah, your way worked too. Well played.

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>>19010552
I never cared for any of the ponies, until I read some RD greentexts.

Am I going a bit too far? Seems like I'm making both Anon and Rainbow almost repulsive. I want them to just be unsightly, more of a "eww he's dating her?!"

>>19010890
it's ok so far

don't overdo it tho, balance must be preserved

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>>19010608
>"What?! Why the hell not?!"
>Got'cha.
>You smile a nice shit-eating grin.
>As mocking as you can possibly sound "Ha ha, you should have seen the look on your face."
>This is gold.
>"That's mean Anon, you're my best friend. There is no one I'd rather take up there than you."
>Her voice dies down as she says the last bit.
>A small blush too.
"That's why you shouldn't prank your buddies."
>Entering the not bad, but not good home you plop your ass on the couch.
"What time are we leaving?"
>"Tomorrow at 2 is when the train leaves."
>"Be there at 1:30 with your stuff?"
>That's doable.
"So how's Tank?"
>She has to know you talked to Twilight now.
>"Umm... Why, why do you ask?"
>Your secret is out sister.
>You wanted some hot monkey dick.
>Or least the company of one.
"I was talking to Sparks about her missing the new book."
>Her face is getting uneasy.
>"I just, I wanted a day out of town with someone nice. You know?"
>I guess Twilight isn't nice enough.
>Apparently.
>Where the hell is this coming from?
>Whatever, everyone has problems everywhere you go.
>You give her a hug.
>She looks like she needs one right now.
>Prolly had a bad week and wanted to get out of a bit.
>You shouldn't deny that.
"Relax, you're going to get your new book and feel great about everything. That's the point of reading anyway."
>She intensifies her hug.
>"Thanks Anon, it means a lot."
>She gets up and heads to the kitchen.
>Returning with a water bottle.
>"I'm going to head home. I'll see you tomorrow right?"
>You nod and say your goodbyes.
>Finally.
>You can get in a good nap before seeing BP.
>Speaking of which.
>What could she possibly want to talk about?

Finally I can get to the point of the thread.

>>19010890
I feel like Anon would not get Dosh thinking she's ugly or understand it so readily.

Also not really understanding why anybody'd bail out of Sugarcube Corner -- Dosh is the Weathermare. They see her around all the time, it's just that nobody'd date her. Like our favorite wall-eyed Postmare, but for different reasons.

Anon is weird looking by default in Equestria, so ponies avoiding him or being standoffish every once in a while should be normal, but most p0nes should be used to him by now.

>>19011144
I see where you're getting at. Hmm, the few running away would be the ones still not accepting of him no matter what. And the weathermare thing makes a bunch of sense. I'll have to rework a few things in my head. Thanks! Forgot about a few of those details of Dash

>>19011144
Also I keep rereading that first line. Care to explain a bit more? Pretty tired here.

>>19011479
Do you know what features horses find attractive? This is important, because if you do a lot of horsefuckers would be interested in your research, doctor.

Standards of attraction vary pretty widely even among cultures here. This project passed the same woman's photo to different retouch artists in different countries with the instruction "make me look beautiful" with strikingly different results:
http://www.estherhonig.com/#!before--after-/cvkn

Standards of beauty vary widely within our own species, so in my mind, I don't think I'd really know whether a pony would find Dash attractive or not. But as for judging by human standards, I'm pretty sure it'd be an open-and-shut case among the nor/mlp/eople here as soon as we laid eyes on dat ass.

>>18985782
>”Are you ready yet Anon?! Pinkie's shindig is starting soon!”
>It's Friday. You're Anonymous. The eater of worlds.
>But, it's not just any Friday. It's Friday night of Hearts, and Hooves day, and Pinkie Pie, the premier party pony of ponyville, planned a peculiar party for porking ponies ponuts.
>Cough. That's a helluva tongue twister.
>In all seriousness, it's gonna be a big thing, and you're not gonna miss out.
>It's been a mildly successful Hear--
>”You better not be monologuing dude!”
>Rainbow Dash yells from your living room.
“Hush! It's important, that I do this!”
>Oh yeah. You're in the bathroom.
>Gotta make sure your suit is pretty, and pressed man. You're gonna roll up in Sugarcube Corner, and comment about how the cube can't even hold you right now.
>Because that's what cool people do. Right?
>It's also worth mentioning you've been in Equestria for two years now.
>You lick your pinky fingers, and run them over your eyebrows.
“Suave~”
>You look your face over in the mirror.
>”You're worse than Rarity. Can we go now?”
>Rainbow stands in the doorway of your bathroom, impatiently tapping her hoof.
>You look at her reflection.
“What's your hurry? Got a hot date waiting on you? Some stallion you want to meet up with?”
>Dash cocks an eye at you.
>”If I had one of those waiting on me, I wouldn't be here with you fashion queen.”
>You smack your lips, and roll your eyes.
>You turn around, and outstretch your arms.
“Okay, so one out of ten. Would bang?”
>Dash rolls her eyes now.
>”Eleven. Can we go now?”
>You fist pump.
“Sweet! I'm getting laid!”
>You walk past Rainbow, and ruffle her multi-colored mane with a smirk.
>”You're insane.”
“Insane, and getting laid.”
>You head to the front door followed by Dash.
>In all your time here, This cyan blue Pegasus has been your rock, and you hers.
>It's a wonder, with how long you've been here that you, and her haven't--
>Well it goes without being said.
>It works.
1/

>>19011863
Be kind to my 3 hours of sleep mind. From what I'm getting, is that it's up to me to decide whether or not Anon actually finds her attractive and what Dash might like on him. If I'm right yay, if not. Correct me.

>>19011959
>Wow, that was unbelievably gay.
>You, and Rainbow exit your humble cottage on the edge of town.
>She takes to the air, and hovers around you in circles.
>”So stud, how many love letters did you get?”
>She nudges you with a smug smile.
>You put your hands in your pocket, and shrug.
“A couple. Cheerilee, and Fluttershy, and one from Sweetie Belle.”
>Rainbow erupts into laughter.
>”Sweetie Belle?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
>You frown, as she floats on laughing.
>”I bet you're really popular among the fillies!”
“Yeah? I know another pony who's popular amongst fillies if memory recalls.”
>Her laughter abruptly halts.
>”Hey, those are fans dude.”
“Uh-huh. How many letters did you get?”
>She rubs the back of her head, and falls behind a little.
>You stop, noticing the distance between you two suddenly.
>You look back at her.
>She floats in that one spot, averting her gaze.
“Uh...you okay?”
>She snaps to.
>”O-oh! Of course! I got tons, and tons of letters! I don't even have room for all the stallions letters I got....!....yeah...”
“Uhm—okay?”
>You point a thumb behind you to your destination.
“Well we're here.”
>You continue walking, with Dash quickly catching up to you.
>You continue walking, with Dash quickly catching up to you.
>Dash looks like she wants to say something, but you're sure she just wants to brag some more about her treasure trove of staillon dirty love letters, and horsedick pics.
>You can already hear the music going from the outside.
>Time to dazzle some quadrupeds.
>You adjust your tie.
>From the window, you can see the party is a huge turnout.
>Rainbow is eyeing the interior as well.
>She looks a little pale.
>You shrug, and grab the door handle.
>”Anon, wait!”
>You crack the door slightly, before stopping to look back as Dash.
“What?”
>”I-uh..I'm not feeling too hot. Maybe we can go back to your place, and maybe crack open a few cold ones, and watch some bad movies on the projector?”
2/

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>>19011959
proceed

>>19012008
Sorry, rambling. Your story, so you can do what you like.
Up to you whether Anon finds RD attractive, or visa versa.
Also up to you whether Anon recognizes the features ponies find attractive, and notices how Dash's features don't line up.

Writing prompt is that Dash is not attractive by Pony standards of beauty, and you don't notice until it's pointed out bluntly. Could be because you don't understand what features make for a pretty pony, could be because you were oblivious.

>>19012248
Ah gotcha, so like a decent amount of time looking at horsey research. Unless you mean I choose what's exactly not so good looking of her features like her nose is too x and her mane too y from the original OP. Pretty sure I don't know what I'm talking about at this point but I do know where it's going. Dr's orders is sleep. Gonna stay up for another 10 minutes or so.

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going to sleep, keep the thread alive for me guys, some neat writefaggotry going on here

>>19012139
“What? We're already here!”
>You frown.
>She bites her hoof.
>She clearly looks uncomfortable.
>You release the door handle, and turn to her completely.
>She rubs one of her legs, while remaining in mid air.
“What's up Dash? Something on your mind?”
>You touch her withers.
>”Well...Well I--”
>Before she can continue, Sugarcube Corners door flies open, revealing the pink one.
>”I thought I heard voices out here!”
>Pinkie Pie stands in the entryway with a heart antennae hair piece on.
>You, and Dashie stare wide-eyed at Pinkie, who Leaps into the air, and does a power ranger flip, complete with ground level looking up camera angle, and lands in your arms bridal carrying style.
>She plants a big cartoonish kiss on you, ending it with a loud pop.
>”Happy Hearts, and Hooves day Anon!”
>You stand there stunned for a moment.
>”Happy Hearts, and Hooves day Dashie!”
>”Er..yeah. Y-you too Pinkie.”
>Pinkie leaps out your arms, and proceeds to push the both of you into the building.
>”Well, don't just stand there! The party's a-going! Let's boogie!”
“Sh-shit Pinkie! Slow down!”
>Dash looks as if she may bolt at any second.
>You, and your flying companion are pushed inside, the door slammed shut behind you courtesy of Ponko.
>”Punch, and treats are over there, Dance floor's over there!”
>Pinkie latches on to your back pointing out the various areas.
>It's packed.
>There's ponies you know, and ponies you've never even met inside.
>There's even a cyclops pony in the corner chatting up Roseluck.
>You feel a tug on your arm sleeve from Dash.
>You look over to her, questioningly.
>She looks even paler than before.
>”Anon, do you think we could--?”
>”In a second Dashie! Me, and this tall, green, and faceless human have some grooooove thangs to shake!”
“What? Pinkie, I--”
>You're pushed again by Pinkie, this time towards the floor where you see other ponies awkwardly dancing.
3/

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>>19012678
>>19011050
>>19009609
Stories are good. Don't let the flame die out.

>>19012486
Who said anything about horsey research?
I mean, if you want to research horsebutt, don't let me stop you.

Point of prompt is p0ne don't find Dosh hot. What exactly that means can be left as an exercise for the reader. You need only define it if you want to.

We also know from prompt that Anon didn't notice until it was spelled out for him that Dash isn't attractive. Could be he's just oblivious. Or it could be he just doesn't know what features p0ne are supposed to find attractive. Like Anon just figured Dash looked pretty normal, and all these ponies look the same to you anyway kind of thing.

I only threw in the ideas about varying standards of beauty to clarify how the second situation might happen.

>>19012928
Ok, finally got it. Everything sounded weird in my head. I'll probably do something tomorrow about it. This might change the outlook of the story considering new knowledge learned. Still feelsy as intended but a few changes

>>19013152
Also reading the past 3 posts I sound pretty retarded. Sorry

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>>19013177
Dude, go to sleep. Your story is fine. You can pick it up and run with it tomorrow when your brain is working again.

>>19012678
>Four legs, and they dance like fucking Jimmy from south Park.
>Twilight is also on the dance floor having a stroke.
>Oh wait. She's dancing too.
>Or is it a stroke?
>You see Dash holding a leg out to you, slowly lowering herself to the ground.
>You shrug again.
>Ponies surround her, and start talking.
>You hear the same soundbyte play a couple times.
>Lazy fucking animators.
>You keep watching Dash, as you move with the rhythm of the song, with Pinkie, who dances on obliviously.
>”So Anon! Are you, and Dashie special someponies yet?”
>Your attention is switched to Ponks.
“I'm sorry?”
>She beams at you, while doing a hoofstand.
>You dodge a stray hoof by a flailing Twilight, whose warpath of dancing has made its way towards you, and your carnation colored friend.
>”Well I figured since Dashie had her first date come with her to one of my parties, you two finally hooked up!”
“First date? What're you talking about?”
>Pinkie shoves her hooves into her mouth, as you quickly dodge another stray Twilight Sparkle hoof.
>It's like a fucking Quicktime event.
>”Nevermind Anon! Forget I said anything! I'm gonna go get some punch! Bye!”
>You reach out to stop her before getting smacked by a flailing Purple Urkel hoof on the cheek.
>You stagger a bit rubbing your afflicted area.
>Twilight continues to spasm, and shake, tongue stuck out, and eyes closed tightly shut.
“Fucking dummy.”
>You retreat from the battlezone, and try to locate Pinkie.
>With what Dash told you, it'd be a bit odd to say you were her first date.
>Even though you aren't.
>Even though you shouldn't care.
>You have your life.
>She has hers.
>But you have yours together as well.
>You decide to put it in the back of your mind.
>You could still use a drink though. All these sweaty, stank breath ponies got this place smelling like awkward vag queefs.
>Oh, and it's stuffy, and hot.
>Pinkie is no where to be found, but you're not surprised.
4/

>>19013400
>The ponies around here are as subtle as Nicholas Cage in Face off.
>You spot a tower of cups, and a ladle.
>Wait a second--
>You check the punch bowl for any gumless reptiles shittin up the drink.
>Coast is clear.
>You can see Dash talking with the flower ponies on the other side of the room.
>She doesn't look so pale anymore.
>Must've been all in her head.
>You begin spooning yourself some of the punch.
>”OooooOOOh! Anuunnnnnnyyyyy~!”
>You cringe internally at the bastardization of your name, and turn around partly.
>Mayor Mare wobbles over, smirks sleepily, with a cup in her hoof.
>You smell your drink.
>Of course.
“It's spiked.”
>”No it's not! I'm right here!”
>Spike yanks your pants leg.
>You stare blankly at him.
“Get the fuck out of here.”
>He slumps.
>”Okay...”
>He drags himself away.
>Asshole.
>Mayor Mare drapes herself all over you.
>The smell of alcohol, permeates the shared air between you two.
>”Hapby horks, and hoofs dayz! (hic)”
>She swings her hoof left, and right clutching the glass.
>You try to separate the two of you, but she gets closer to you.
“Hello...Mayor. I see you're enjoying yourself.”
>Of all the fucking mares to be wasted..
>You were hoping to get Flitter.
>Shit.
>”Ooohoohoooo Amnun! It's nogga party othgurwist!”
“Maybe, you should sit down...”
>Cum wif meh~”
>She wraps her legs around your arm.
“Mayor please-This isn't that HarshWhinny Story.”
>”What?”
“Er..nothing.”
>You unwillingly allow the mayor to pull you to a couple of seat near the wall.
>Ever since you got here, you've been pushed here, and there by ponies.
>It's annoying as fuck.
>You've lost sight of Dash amidst the crowd.
>You sit down holding your drink with a drunken Mayor Mare attached to you.
>”You knof...I erways thoug you were a cootie~”
5/

>>19013432
“Yeah?”
>You can't sound more disinterested.
>You look around, and see a wobbly Flitter.
>She's red-faced, and giggling.
>Son of a bitch. She's perfect, and rape-
>Er...ripe.
>Ripe for the picking.
>”Bug, Eye thoug ju anf Rainblew were—tumblr in the stumble~”
>What? How drunk is this broad?
>You see Flitter leave with Thunderlane.
>FUCK!
>”Bug Ju woofn't date sumponeh so UGLY!”
>You cock an eyebrow at Mayor Mare.
“I'm sorry? What the fuck did you just say?”
>She teeters, with uneven eyes.
>”Rhombly Desh iz ugly! Shez su ugly!”
“She's ugly? Look at you! You geriatric political port o potty lush!”
>She smirks, and nods.
>”Sure amz!”
“Dash looks way better than you! In fact she's downright sexy!”
>Mayor Mare drunkenly looks at you,and starts patting your face with her hooves.
“What are you doing?”
>”Ju don haf a fever...”
“Of course I don't have a fever!”
>Mayor Mare looks at you with a tilted head.
>”Oh..ya don'k knu...”
“Know what?”
>You take her hooves off your face.
>”Reinbly Dregs iz conshivered tha ugliest pony in town~!”
>Say what?!
“Since when?! Who decided this?!”
>Mayor Mare smiles at you from ear to ear before passing out on your lap.
“Goddammit! Drunk bitch!”
>You shove her off you onto the floor.
>She doesn't stir in the slightest, as you stand, and step over her.
>Okay, you were willing to let this go the first time, but now you need info. Rainbow is your best friend, and if she's being called these mean ass names behind her back, you're gonna put your foot in someone's butthole.
6/

Don't let this thread die!

but write fags?

writefags pls

>>19014770

it's too late now

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>>19013729
Oh god please continue, you're doing God's work.

>>19013729
Are you going to continue?

>>19002329
That chicken looks like a living bong.

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>>19001504
>mfw the last part

>>19013729
Waiting for story.

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moar green required

Okay I'm up. who's ready for some muurr grem?

>>19017851
Me!

>>19017854
no you're not.

>>19013729
I'm really liking this one. It's hitting all the right points -- cute, amusing, and nice amount of story for feels.

>>19013729
>It's still too crowded to find anyone you know. Even the weapon of mass Dancestruction is absent from the dance floor.
>And, anyone you do know is drunk off their ass right now.
>Drink in hand, you explore the floor looking for any pony who can--
>”Anonymous! Over here!”
>An ivory hoof flags you down from the other side of room.
>Rarity, standing alongside Fluttershy both give you inviting smiles.
>You can tell Rarity is a little blitzed.
>She's teetering like the rest of these alcoholics.
>You bet it was AJ who spiked the punch.
>You weave through the crowds of chatting, and dancing ponies to the duo.
“Hey girls. Enjoying yourselves?”
>Flutters blushes, and nods to you.
>”O-oh yes! It's lovely! Th-thank you for asking...”
>”It's just the loooooovliest party darling~”
>Rarity teeters some more.
“Had a little too much of the punch I see.”
>”Whatever do you mean daaaaahling? I feel amaaaazing~!”
>Rarity starts to dance.
>It looks like jello in an earthquake, but she's still leagues better than Twilight.
>You look to one of your HoH crushes, Fluttershy.
“I'm surprised you all aren't together right now. You six are usually inseparable. Anything going on I should know about?”
>She shakes her head.
>”Nothing I know ab-about.”
>”Everythings juuuust fine!”
“Okay then. Maybe you two can answer something for me?”
>Flutters perks up, and Rarity wobbles around drunkenly.
>”Anything you want An-anon!”
>That butterquiet.
>She's so eager to help.
“Well here goes-”
>You look around.
>It's in these situations that something completely unexpected happens.
>Coast is clear.
“What do ponies think of Rainbow Dash?”
>They both give you confused looks, then give each other confused looks.
>”Sh-she's great.”
>”Everypony simply loooooves her~”
“No, no. I meant about how she looks.”
>Their eyes bulge out.
>”Uuuh..”
>”Oh, she's simply hideous darling!”
>”Rarity...”
>What the fuck?
7/

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>>19018151
>”Oh, she's simply hideous darling!”

>>19018151
“What do you mean, she's hideous?”
>Fluttershy tries to quiet Rarity down.
>”Oh darling, don't you know? Her color scheme, her mane color, wing shape-”
>”Rarity...please--!”
>”It's simply ghastly! It all clashes so~”
“What--”
>You don't get it. You don't see any real difference in the ponies personally. You honestly figured Rainbow was just unique.
>”It's fine though~ Princess Celestia is ugly too~”
“Okay, now I know you're fucking with me.”
>”Rarity, maybe y-you should lay down...”
>Rarity shoos Flutters off.
>”It's fine~ It's fine~ we're just talking!”
“So Rainbow is considered ugly by pony standards?”
>Rarity nods.
>”Yeppers~ Just like you~”
>.....
“Are you saying, I'm ugly?”
>Rarity nods with a sloppy, moronic smile.
“Well fuck me three ways from sunday.”
>”That's why Rainbow is such good friends with you~ You make her look less ugly by comparison~”
>That singsongy tone is pissing you off.
“I'm ugly, but I got a hearts, and hooves card from a former model. I'm ugly?”
>Fluttershy blushes with a little grin.
>”Oh darling she did that, because she thought you wouldn't get any cards today~”
>Okay, what?
>You look at Flutters with a “She's fucking with me right?” look.
>The timid yellow Pony doesn't even look you in the eye.
>Well, that's quite eye opening.
>You look down at the ground, and scratch the back of your head.
“Well..thank you for the information. I—uh..I guess I'll be going now.”
>Rarity smiles at you again with closed eyes.
>Flutters is hiding in her mane.
>You got your answers, and then some.
>They think you're ugly?
>Rainbow was being your bro, because it made her look pretty by comparison?
>You don't want to be here anymore now.
>Maybe that's why Rainbow didn't want to come in here.
>Fucking hell.
>You cringe internally remembering what you said back at home, about how you were getting laid tonight.
>You never had a chance.
8/

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>>19018217

Haha. I think I'd sing to her a song that relates incredibly well to the situation. But of course, One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful". Like, you know, I'd find a way to bring over my four best friends and we'd all be dressed nicely ready to swagfag that shit up and perform it directly to Rainbow Dash as a crowd of ponies watch her surprisingly; cry tears of heart-combusted joy 'cause the song is making her feel really special. Yup, sounds like it'd be a precious moment. Hands are off Rainbow Dash for my friends: Eric, Bryan, Nick, and Nico though. (The ones performing with me of course) I'd be the only one to LOVE her.
And I'd also most definitely lie about me writing that whole entire song, just for her.

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>>19018265
dude

>>19018217
Whoever you are, you're doing absolutely great.

>>19018265
what are you doing

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>>19018265

>>19018265
>One Direction
Stopped reading right there

>>19018265
>one direction
fucking dropped

>>19018265
Get the fuck out of here you underaged twat. Go trust fall with a cactus

>>19018265
That sounds like a good idea.

>>19018351
>>19018265
Samefag

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>>19018367
Nope.

>>19018217
>You were deluded into thinking you did, because none of these judgmental horses had the balls to tell you the truth.
>Fuck it.
>Time to go.
>You'd get Rainbow, but you want to see how she handles herself, when she doesn't have the big, ugly man-ape Anonymous to make her look good.
>This feeling of betrayal.
>You wish you could get drunk like the rest of these assholes, but equine liquor is the same as water to you.
>You keep your head down, and make for the door, not caring who you run into.
>Why should you?
>You make it out into the cool night air, and take a deep breath.
>It feels good to be out from that stuffy building.
>So what did these two years mean then?
>You had your life.
>She had hers.
>But, she used you, and hers to make herself look better!
>You grit your teeth, and shove your hands into your pockets, and start walking home.
>Fuck this town, and it's ponies.
>The walk is long, and at certain moments you cringe again, remembering different times you called yourself being “sexy” or “Alluring”.
>All this time you were just being uglier, and uglier.
>Making it awkward for everyone there.
>You facepalm.
“Fuck! Stupid! STUPID!”
>You ball up your hand, and grit your teeth.
>You feel anger.
>Anger at the ponies who couldn't tell you the truth.
>But, could you honestly handle it?
>YES.
>It'd be a tough fucking pill to swallow, but it'd show respect that they could be honest with you.
>Instead, they felt sorry for you, and talked behind your back!
>While you kept making an ass of yourself.
>Dammit.
>You feel anger at yourself as well.
>You didn't know-
>Rainbow.
>Why couldn't she be honest with you as well?
>Why did it take two inebriated bitches to tell you the truth?
>You make it home, slamming the door behind you.
>You stand in the middle of the room, with no real idea of what to do.
9/

Ugly people who are each other's fetish have the weirdest, kinkiest, most intense love there is. You haven't seen contentment until you've met fat, old swingers who are into fat, old swingers.

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>>19018538

>>19018538
Wait, you've met these people?

>>19018573
The best cookies I've ever tasted were brought to a BDSM meet-and-greet by a fiftysomething sweetheart and her fat, jolly, heavily bearded husbands.

>>19018538
I can't get the image of flapping fat rolls going down on each other out of my head. Fuck you Anon.

>>19018678
Neither can they

And they love it

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>>19018609
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>>19018678
>Be me
>Be writing the current story.
>Got great plot twist planned
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>>19018678
>Suddenly forget what I was doing.
goddammit. Now I can't get that image out my head.

>>19018811
Noooooo, I wanted to encourage uggo love, not destroy it!

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>>19018837
whip those pants down sailor. Imma sucka yo ding dong

>>18990584
have you ever seen a female athlete that even lifts but doesn't use any steroid? that would be Dash.

>>19018811
>>19018837
Dammit Anon. What did you do?

>>19011050
>Snoozingsounds.wav
>mediaplayer.exe has crashed.
>Getting up off the couch you take a gander at your watch.
>7:39
>Damn it's late.
>Oh dammit you're late for things.
>Standing up and letting out a roar while you stretch makes everything feel better.
>No roommate means nobody to bitch and complain when you do that.
>feelsgoodman.png
>Time to get your ass to the bar.
>At least she'll still be there.
>Finally getting to the bar, you look around a bit and-
>Bingo.
>You start making your way over to BP.
>She notices you just as you sit.
>Dammit, she looks like she already had more than a few.
>"Hey Anon, you are."
>No need to pause.
>...
"I am what?"
>"Late."
>It's like she forgot how to speak.
"Well, I took a nap. Long day. What did you need to talk about?"
>"What do you mean?"
>Does she think that she's being funny right now?
>Protip: No naps before meeting people.
>Before meeting drunk people.
"You said over at Sugarcube Corner that you wanted to speak to me."
>It sounded important.
>Maybe it's not.
>While you are waiting for her brain to finish loading you get a beer.
>"Why are you two always hanging out?"
>wat
>Do you have to be drunk to understand?
>Drinking more than half of your drink should move things along.
>At least if you get laggy, you won't notice her being laggy as well.
"What are you talking about?"
>This is a waste of time.
>"You and Rainbow are like."
>"Always together."

bumping for moar greentext