Hello /mlp/,
Thank you for coming to see me. I understand you are looking to immigrate to Equestria. Would you be willing to answer a few questions first?
>>18157867
Absolutely
>>18157867
Since you probably wouldn't let me in if I refuse I suppose so.
>>18157867
First, I would like to ask /you/ a few questions.
Item number one: How's your healthcare?
>>18157918
Minor scoliosis, besides that I have no health problems
>>18157889
>>18157905
>>18157918
Nopony has to pay for health care in Equestria. Of course you will have to pay taxes if you choose to work.
Now tell me. How is your relationship with your mother?
>>18157954
We get along fine. A few fights here and there, but nothing major.
>>18157954
She's dead
>>18157918
No problems here!
>>18157954
>free health care
>>>/pol/
>>18157954
Fine I suppose, she moved to Mexico about 4 years back and we haven't really been in contact all that much.
>>18157954
I can't say much for my mother, but pretty good with your mother.
>>>18157977
>>18158022
...
>>18157954
I see her sometimes...but half of the time she is gone...
Trips don't lie
>>18158033
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>>18157977
I see... I'm sorry to hear that.
Would you say the words "Moral", "Forgiving" , or "Compassionate" describe you well?
>>18158065
No, I identify more with the word "autist" and "manchild"
>>18158065
Sure
>>18158065
'indifferent' or 'apathetic' probably suit me better.
>>18158065
Actually the best word is "pedophilia".
>>18158065
I tend to hold grudges but I can't help it. Eventually I get over it. So yes to all three
>>18158065
I identify more with " Shitposter " and " Horsefucker "
>>18158065
Do you want me to explain the whole huma psyche to you, Miss Sparkle?
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>>18158120
I appreciate your honestly. Tell me, /mlp/ what do you see here?
>>18158132
DRAGON DILDO.
>>18158132
Two bears high fiving.
>>18158132
a horse vagina
>>18158132
Two bears high fiving
>>18158132
A piece of shit on a stick.
>>18158132
The future of the show
>>18158132
Four people looking at a turd.
>>18158132
The drand/// brand of justise this sity disirvs
>>18158132
a snow man
A snowman walking a tightrope.
>>18158132
One of those dog chew toys that you have the peanut butter in the middle of
>>18158132
A man that has nothing left to live for and, is merely waiting to die
>>18158132
>A SNOWMAN.
>>18158182
woah. Deep.
>>18158132
..must kill john lennon
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>>18158143
These are somewhat concerning answers but I think we can work with this.
On that note...
>>18158132
Bottom of a hoof.
>>18158065
>or
That's a yes.
>>18158175
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>>18158132
A Kong toy
Would you care to explain this Internet History?
>>18158197
Anon, quit trying to tell them what they want to hear.
>>18158244
I habe da cancer b0ss.
>>18158244
i cant, i just gt here
>>18158244
Porn
>>18158244
I can't even read what it says
>>18158244
Oh please, like you've never looked up a seal raping a penguin
>>18158244
Horse pussy is nice.
>>18158244
Research. Purely research.
Don't mind the things of you in latex, if anything they are flattering.
>>18158244
I usually stick to one site called 4chan. I tend to write stories to entertain people and let them immerse themselves in your universe.
>>18158244
Explain those doubles first.
>>18158244
I just really like your kind's porn, is that such a bad thing?
>>18157954
we get along well, we might yeall at each other but we drink together on some weekends
>>18158065
surprisingly, yes.
i am a lot like my mother in some ways...
but doubting could also describe me.
>>18158132
3 impaled potatoes?
>>18158244
I'm putting together a cosplay, drawing references, fap, fap, cute cat videos, pony, fap, pony fap, ponies fapping to humans fapping to ponies, typical shit.
>>18158244
Of course! I like watching cat fights break out on image boards, so what?
>>18158244
They're all online libraries plus studies of applied medicine.
Trauma medicine.
Next question?
>>18158244
I just LOVE the r34 twilight
>>18158244
No, it's porn, I look at it when I want to get off, figure it's pretty self explanitory. As for why it's all of your teacher, your sister in law and your friends..thats just preference.
>>18158244
le I was looking at strange porn response
>>18158244
FUCK IT. BAIL BAIL BAIL!!!
>>18158244
can't read it
>>18158244
I have sexual urges and no outlet; so what? Also, I forgot to ask my other questions.
Will we be allowed to worship through our own religion?
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>>18158253
/mlp/ I hardly think this is healthy behavior. However dishonesty is looked down upon in Equestria more than deviance and I can see you are not one to lie.
Which is why I need you to be absolutely honest with me when you answer this next question
>>18158132
HOLY SHIT, IT'S A HORSE COCK IMPALED.
>>18158244
What are the firearm laws in equstria like?
>>18158338
Oh shit
>>18158343
I need to know this as well
>>18158338
Ah ah ah
Tut-tut
Answer my questions as well.
Will I still have the freedom of speech?
>>18158338
Anything princeps
>>18158351
If I couldn't bring my nugget then I'd be heartbroken.
>I hardly think this is healthy behavior.
It's not, that's why it needs to be studied.
>>18158383
I just want my m1 garand and ar-15.
>>18158383
>Going to Equestria if your raifu can't come to
If I can't bring my autonugget I don't wanna go to Ponycommie land
>>18158338
Oh please, it's not like YOU haven't done anything deviant-ish.
>>18158377
>>18158343
>>18158351
You're more than welcome to make your own firearms if you pass the exam but don't let me catch you shooting any animals.
Freedom of speech is protected unless you call Celestia fat. You can call Luna fat though.
Because she is fat.
Now stop stalling me
>>18158383
>>18158397
>You get your metal sticks
>Your hooves can't operate them
>No ammunition available
>>18158397
I'd bring my M1A and FAL because .308 is cool.
>>18158415
I found these in your refrigerator. Are they yours?
Do you eat other animals?
>>18158415
Only calling Celestia fat is against the law? So, declaring her the tyrant she is, is fine?
>>18158415
Thank celestial we van call the fat one fat at least
>>18158415
but what if i say that in a form of compliment? because i like fat mares...
>>18158415
Not even the ones in the Everfree?
>>18158415
What about ammo, how common is ammo?
>>18158420
> Wanting to become a pony
> Not wanting to stay human
git.
>>18158415
>You can call Luna fat though.
>Because she is fat.
HOLY SHIT YOU BITCH, FUCK CELESTIA, THIS FAT BITCH.
ALL GLORY FOR PRINCESS LUNA
>>18158415
>Now stop stalling me
Bitch, you're the one who ain't asking the question.
>>18158415
hey uh..real quick..um..so dishonesty is bad, I get that..but whats the official stance on mind altering substances? ones that grow from the earth?
>>18158433
Sometimes
>>18158433
Yes, but it isn't strictly necessary to my survival, I can go vegetarian if necessary. If it's such a problem how do you tolerate griffons?
>>18158433
We are omnivorous. So yes I do.
>>18158433
Yep. So do griffons, remember? And I'm pretty sure I saw Dashie eating a ham sandwich once.
>>18158433
Twilight don't fuck around we've seen meat sandwiches and burgers in the show constantly, dairy products, eggs, and desserts made from gelatin (bone)
Quick yanking my chain and give me the pass
>>18158433
Well, of course I do, it just the circle of life
>>18158415
Speaking of medical studies, I'm good with eye exams.
Just sayin'.
>Luna
>fat
...
>>18158433
Chickens cows and pigs are mostly all the meat I eat. Mostly.
>>18158433
Yes, yes I do, you should try it sometimes, shits good.
>>18158433
relax, they can't talk.
>>18158433
We're Omnivores, of course that's ours. We're also aware that animals are sentient in Equestria and are prepared to adjust. We can easily maintain a vegetarian diet as long as it has the proper nutrients we need.
>>18158433
god help you if you eat my goddamn steak.
>>18158433
You're joking, right?
Look at my teeth!
And you call yourself a mare of science.
Gryphons are carnivorous; We humans are omnivorous.
>>18158433
Nothing sentient. Also why the fuck were you in my fridge? Let alone my house?
Okay honestly, I know were talking about my future citizenship in your world but if you all are gonna just waltz into my house and steal shit out of my fridge, we're gonna have a real fucking problem.
>>18158415
So as long as I don't get 'caught' shooting them then everything fine, sound's good to me. Now, what about eating them? Let's just say hypothetically' they agree to let me eat them, would that be okay?
>>18158433
You know how applejacks is missing a few cows right?it was me
>>18158452
sall good mang
>>18158433
Yes, and I'm quite handy at preparing meals with them. You'll have to try it sometime.
>>18158491
> Implying they could stop you.
>>18158433
Yes and they are delicious.
>>18158433
Wow. That would be a no.
And I'm quite surprised.
Seriously.
>stalling me
You. Are. Such. A. Flirt.
Please, stop.
>>18158490
Sorry bro, she asked if we had anything to drink so I told her to help herself to the fridge.
If I knew she was gonna be so judgmental on our diets I would have just gotten her some tap water.
>>18158534
Goddammit, now i just picture us all in a big house yelling awnsers at twilight.
>>18158433
Yes, and they're damn tasty. Candy colored equines aint taking my meat.
>>18158545
That would be the greatest.
>>18158534
I fucking told you I have drinks in the mini-fridge. The big fridge is for food only.
>>18158545
That would either be totally rad or scary as shit.
>>18158545
I hope you've stayed out of my freezer.
>>18158534
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>>18158454
Very interesting /mlp/
One moment while I tally your score and calculate your eligibility.
Threads like these remind me why I'm still here. God fucking bless you OP.
Purple one, can't I just show you proper paperwork?
I get good paperwork.
Here is passport.
>>18158570
Anymore questionsyour highness?
>>18158553
Friends big,small,short, tall, and all of them some of the most autistic individuals anywhere bidding for a chance at their waifu.
>>18158556
Okay, look; When I'm cooking, I like to have the shit I need where I need it, not all over the god damned house.
>>18158575
FUCK OFF JEORJI, IT'S SHITS LIKE YOU WHO GET THIS PLACE ATTACKED
>>18158570
>>18158570
[ Near Home Defence Intensifies ]
You manna Have fucking Go?
>>18158585
And a handful of operators.
Also, someone cap this shit.
>>18158570
I'd pray, but...
*tips fedora*
>>18158592
THAT'S WHY IT'S IN THE BIG FRIDGE
>>18158570
>>18158594
I am not knowing what you are talking about.
I do nothing wrong.
And look!
Is pre-approved.
>>18158605
Someone better cap it
>>18158570
THINKFAST, PURPLE SPERGLE
>>18158615
IF YOU'D STOP BEING SO AUTISTIC ABOUT YOUR FUCKING CATEGORY SYSTEM, YOU'D SEE MY WAY IS MORE EFFICIENT YOU NUMBNUT JACK OFF
ALSO Where's clothes bin. It's my turn to do laundry.
Congratulations /mlp/! You might be an odd bunch but I think with a little work you'll be just the thing my new kingdom needs to thrive.
Before I open the portal could you fill out this Immigration Slip?
>>18158634PISHOUSH
>>18158570
we were honest, so how about you be honest.
how fucked are we?
or more simply, passage, yes or neigh.
by the way, nice glasses.
>>18158656
Transpony? Whut?
If it means what I think it means, pegasus.
>>18158656
600 lbs
>>18158656
>age: 9001
>height: 6ft 6.6inch
>Transpony species: Dark centaur
pic related
>>18158656
>Picture
>>18158656
Age: Old enough.
Height: Tall enough for the good rides.
Transpony species: Dragon like Spike, because hands.
Picture: Pic related.
>>18158656
> 20
> 5'8"
> Staying human
Time to get some Gryphon pus.
>>18158656
if trans means what i think it means, i vote minotaur.
Guys just fill it out
>>18158696
dammit too slow
>>18158656
Age: 26
Height: 5'6"
Original species? Transpony species? Can't I just stay a human? I happen to like having thumbs.
>>18158656
>>18158696
Satan is that you?
>>18158656
>>18158656
I'd be more than happy to.
>>18158656
>>18158656
Age: Old enough for it to be pedophilia
Height: Nearly midget status
Transpony Species: Humanity or bust
Picture: Pic related
>>18158656
Here ya go
>>18158652
Well we can't do shit about it now! we got >>18158656 to fill out.
>Age: 23
>Height: 5' 9"
Transpony Species: Unicorn
>pic related
...
>>18158656
>>18158774
Beautiful, aren't they?
>>18158774
Now what.
>>18158774
Oh god, what is it now?
>>18158782
Indeed. I wonder why she doubted us.
>>18158774
Wat, you never made us agree to forced species realignment.
>>18158774
Now yet me in you purple horse
>>18158774
What? Those forms were legit as fuck!
>>18158774
What? Need a picture of my dick too? Cause, you know, I can do that...
>>18158774
Sorry, i had to fix a thing.
>>18158774
>>18158774
like it
>>18158656
I choose my human form. I'm perfect the way I am.
>>18158774
>>18158774
>>18158774
Takes all kinds I guess.
Here's your card back.
>>18158774
>>18158827
>>18158774
Here is mine.
>>18158830
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>>18158845
Okay then /mlp/ Im not convinced these are very legitimate articles of information but i'll open the portal anyways.
>>18158853
most realistic anon representation so far.
only needs more cheetos dust to be perfect.
>>18158865
Equestria Here I COME!
>>18158865
Thank You! Definitely will follow the rules....
>>18158773
Filled it out bro.
Now where'd you leave that basket?
I swear to God in high heaven if it's on the roof again, I'm punching you in the dick.
>>18158865IT BEGINS....the rape of equestria
>>18158865
YAAAAAAY
>>18158865
you're goddamn right you'll open the portal.
>>18158865
WOO
>>18158877
seconds later
>>18158865
>>18158865
I am no longer interested in going to equestria.
Celestia had the nerve to send an uneducated student to handle international affairs. Hardly a monarch to live under.
And if I leave, who will save the world?
>>18158865
Guys l don't think this is legit
>>18158865
Least they won't have people GOING THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMN FRIDGE!
>>18158865
On second thoug...OH GOD IT'S SUCKING ME IN!!!!!!
>>18158914
I'm getting a real weird vide too. Feels like that time I almost got party vanned.
>>18158865
I'm having the feeling we're going to die on the other side of that portal.
>>18158917
Guys we've been over this before!
>>18158912
>>18158928
> m1 garand and ar-15
> we're gonna die guis.
no.
>>18158865
>inb4 Twilight is actually Discord fucking with us
>>18158865
>You enter the portal
>The world is nothing but light at first
>The world begins to from
>Right in front in you is Twilight Sparkle
>"Welcome to Equestria Anon"
>>18158935
>2020-6
>not being ready for the moment you will make a difference
>>18158865
This make Sergei very happy
Okay /mlp/
Step on through to Equestria!
Equestria here I come
>>18158943
>not using superior M4 carbines and Steyr AUG
>>18158961
WOOOOOO
>>18158928
>highly evolved apex predator
>die
Some of us, maybe. Equestria, wait till you get a load of me.
>>18158961
MAYBE HERE EVERYONE WILL CHANGE THE FUCKING TOILET PAPER ROLL, TRULY A UTOPIA.
>>18158961
>>18158927
>>18158919
>>18158914
>>18158928
Come on, guys, you're being to pessimistic. What's the worst that could happen?
>>18158961
I'm gonna eat so many apples.
>>18158957
>implying you wanna save this world and not leave for hoarse pusseh
>>18158961
CHARGE!
>>18158961
Oh, it's wonderful, so beautiful!
>>18158961
I'm betting it as soon as we get close to the portal she's going to close it.
>>18158961
Not to look a gift horse in the mouth; but why are you letting us in?
Also your castle is sort of on fire.
Had nothing to do with it, I swear.
>>18158963
> Aug superior
Go back to counterstrike.
>>18158961
F U C K, LET'S GO.
>>18158980
NOPEEEE.
>>18158961
Lez do dis. Prepare to get liberated, Ponyville.
>>18158980
Wait a minute.
>>18158980
Hey, that looks suspicious...... Uh, operators, want to handle this one?
>>18158980
Knew it was too good to be true.
>>18158980
OH SHIT IT'S A TRAP! RUN THE FUCK BACK
>>18158980
W-WAIT WHAT?
>>18158980
NYET! IS GULAG
>>18158980
FUCK BAIL, FUCKING BAIL
CANADIAN GUY OPEN FIRE ON TWI!
>>18158961
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>>18158747
>height: 6 in. & 1 in.
I lel'd
>>18158980
OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
EVERYONE BACK IN THE HOUSE AND DON'T TURN BACK
>>18158980
EY FOOKIN KNEW ET YE FOOKIN SLOOT
YE WONT GET OLE BILLY BOB JACKSON THA EASILY NO YE WON'T
>>18158980
taut you could trick me twilight
>>18158961
Pic related
>>18159009
FUCK YES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlrbP0Kbnew#t=85
>>18159011
>Implying that isn't how tall I am
You clearly haven't been in China recently.
>>18158980
FUCK YOU PURPLE SMART, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>18158996
Well is there a good bullpup rifle other than that?
>>18158980
Haha, nope. I'm out. I'm out.
>>18159000
Well, we got
>>18158963
and
>>18158943
Myself
>Mk.16s
>M1A
>AK-104
I think we can pass, right?
>>18159031
I MOTHERFUCKING CALLED IT!
The time is now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BIjCW2_Uik&feature=kp
>>18158980
>>18159017
You aren't the boss of me.
I'll be in my car.
PURPLE HORSE BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN MY GUN
>>18159046
THIS IS DO NOT WANT
>>18159046
And I'm a dragon! >>18158716
>>18158980
Sergei's dreams are gone, but Sergei is true slav and must kill fascist, so I will step through portal anyway so that I fight fascists.
Farewell comrades and fuckers of horses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5RH9n_ADe8#t=41
>>18159069
Farewell comrade sergi, godspeed you magnificent bastard.
>>18159069
God-speed, Sergei. You were the best of us.
>>18158980
Everyone knows humans will never go to Equestria besides for labor anyway, humans are terrible things that don't deserve a paradise.
>>18159058
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>>18159009
I love all you fucking faggots.Seriously though change the toilet paper what the fuck
>>18159069
>>18159082
Chatoyance pls go
Through that portal, preferably.
>>18159069
See /mlp/ Sergei is going through the Portal. He's probably already being thrown a big party by Pinkie Pie.
What's the hold up?
>>18159095
I DON'T TRUST YOU!
>>18159095
You tell me you SLAVE DRIVER!
>>18158980
this is why im a fan of pinkie...
atleast id be making sweets, not sweat...
>>18159095
> Possible changeling
I HAVE CONFLICTING EMOTIONS. GUYS HELP.
>>18159095
Shit, Changling. Anybody have some bug spray?
>>18159095
NOPE NOPE FUCK YOU
>>18159095
FUCK YOU BUG
>>18159110
Take a deep breath.
>>18159095
Fuck it. They'll never take me alive, at the very least.
>>18159095
Hold on...
Twi.
Your eyes,
wrong color.
>>18159095
FUCKING CHANGELINGS
>>18159095
>knock out
>load her in trunk of car
>pic related
>>18159095
Well Twi, I have just one question.
Why are your eyes green all of a sudden?
>>18159095
dat Changeling Twi tho
>>18159095
>>18159022
ha ha ha HA!
>>18159095
>>18159095
Chrysi, fucking god dammit.
If you're trying this hard, you might as well be honest about it.
>>18159128
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>>18159110
BURN EVERYTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pRihxvk4YY
>>18159095
quick question, are you weaver?
im talking about artist, not the pony.
>>18159110
> But at this moment, the Canadian would start to shake, affixing his bayonet before walking to the housewide speaker system and blaring a single, bravery inspiring song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
REMOVE BUG.
>>18159095
Gentlemen, we've been compromised.
>>18159069
>>18159095
SHE IS OF RITTINGS COMRADES, SERGEI IS TRUE COMRADE. WE BEING TRUE FASCIST KILLINGS. TOGETHER COMRADES, WE FIGHT WITH ??????? SERGEI
>>18158980
/mlp/ we have to save them!
>>18159095
WHO DA FUG ARE YA?!?! YER NOT TWILIY!!
>>18159155
BAYONET CHARGE FUCKERS.
>>18159095
I fucking hate purple horse, BedBug.
Try Princess Celestia next time.
>>18159174
I'LL PROVIDE COVERING FIRE!
>>18159174
CHOO CHOO
>>18159174
EVERYBODY START FUCKING EACH OTHER BECAUSE WE CAN'T BEAT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE
>>18159174
I have a better idea...
We're goin' on a witch hunt.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmPNuruWMTA
>>18159201
But I hate you fuckers.
>>18159187
FRAG OUT!
>>18159174
>>18159187
>>18159190
>>18159201
need help guys?
>>18159095
Yeah.
Skyranger dropping in.
>>18159095
Brothers-in-arms go together, right Sergei? I'll come too, just in case.
>>18159190
>>18159187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
I'M COMING COMRADE SERGEI!
>>18159201
How about no.
>>18159213
A LITTLE.
>>18159131
My eyes are purple silly.
Do you like my new shades? They are free if you go through the portal.
>>18159226
Ooh I like that song.
>>18159174
WHAR DA FUG IZ DAT AIR SUPPORT?! I NEED CAS NAOOOO!!!
>>18159233
WHO THE HELL WHERE SHADES INDOORS?
>>18159233
You know, Changlings are basically bugs, right? And so are lobsters.
Why don't we boil it and melt some butter?
>>18159233
CHRIST SHOOT THAT MISTAKE OF NATURE
>>18159233
Silly, we have seen enough already.
>>18159233
PERISH YOU HEATHEN
>>18159233
>>18159233
FUCK THAT SERGEI I'LL SEE YOU IN PARADISE
>>18159245
HERE IT IS!
NO KILL LIKE OVERKILL!
>>18159233
Chrysalis, just stop.
Just... stop.
If you continue this charade I'm getting the RAID I keep hidden from these autist because I KNOW FOR A FACT at least three of them would try to get high off of it.
>>18159227
k
>>18159233
hello there don't suppose you will lets me eat you?
>>18159233
Everyone knows Twilight isn't into shades, that's Rainbow Dash's thing. Fuck Changelings man.
CHARGE MEN! FOR SERGEI, FOR /MLP/, FOR /K/!
>>18159245
JUST CALL IN YOUR TITAN.
>>18159233
sweet shades...but mines better
Mind me inserting my dong up urcloaca? just to make sure you're a legit officer
>>18159233
>>18159129
Okay, you know what? Just get in the fucking trunk Chrysalis. We're going for a ride.
>>18159233
>"Just go through the portal, and everything will be fine! No more monsters, no more strife! Just happiness!"
"Yeah. I will. Just after one thing."
>"Hey, what's that for? W-what are you doing?"
"Killing monsters."
>>18159233
DIE YA SPAWN OF UNHOLY ESSENCE
>>18159233
Who the fuck are you, and why are you wearing my sun glasses.
>>18159280
CHAAAAAARGE!!!!
>>18159233
Chrysalis just stop, your even worse than James
>>18159272
Gib him help plos
>>18159272
SERGEI IS IN TROUBLE, GO THROUGH MEN, FOR MANKIND!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYWdgBtSM8s
>>18159233
Well 'Twilight', I hope this isn't a personal question, but why are your wings strangely insect like?
>>18159280
>>18159287
>>18159245
Am I late? Hope I'm not.
>>18159280
titans are inbound!
>>18159308
LET'S GET SERGEI!
>>18159095
[Mobile Infantry Intensifies]
>>18159280
>>18159233
I WILL FUCKING RIP YOUR WINGS OFF AND THROW YOU INTO A FIRE AND PIT IF YOU DON'T LEAVE.
>>18159272
I'M COMING FOR YOU, HOLD ON!
omfg, all these summer and newfags going all edgy on everything with their talk of killing it and stuff, holy fuck guys, I know it's nice to be immersive, but you're fucking killing it with your fucking autism.
>>18159310
CLOBBER HER ASS
>>18159310
goddammit.
i meant this shitlord
>>18159322
>>18159320
>>18159319
>>18159277
>>18159274
>>18159258
>>18159254
>>18159251
>>18159245
WE'VE MADE IT THROUGH MEN, NOW WE LIBERATE FELLOW HUMANS.
>>18159334
THE SECRET PROJECT IS NEEDED, SEND IT IN.
The purple one will be your undoing
>>18159340
WHAT ABOUT SERGEI YOU FUCK!? I'LL TAKE BACK THE FRIDGE COMMENTS, JUST GET HIM BACK!
>>18159348
>Remove Changeling
>Edgy
I don't think you understand what's going on, comrade.
>>18159334
Fuck I totally had one of those
>>18159272
Wait a minute, those words
>EQUESTRIA
>TERRIBLE
>CHANGELINGS
>NOT
>COME HERE
>PRINCESSES
>ARE
>FASCIST
>NEED
>TO BE REMOVED
What does it mean!?
>>18159319
Glad you can make it to the party.
The HVT is one twilight sparkle. but we have cause to believe she is an imposter in disguise. most likely a taleban changeling. This is a teir 1 target and your mission is to neutralize it.get on it soldier
>>18159348
>>18159348
Hey, there is no evidence to support RAID being lethal to changelings.>>18159378
>>18159373
It's how they're going about it that makes it the edgy autism lad.
>>18159354
DOES THAT MEAN MORE HELLFIRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbEhsqStPTM
I'll hold it down so we can capture it and then have it put into proper custody! And by that, I mean the Inquisition!
>>18159354
got something
>>18159348
>omfg
You almost got me too.
>>18159354
Comrades, why are you of here? Did you not receive letter?
>>18159402
>Implying you don't want to save Sergei
>>18159348
Oh okay, sorry that "killing," Removing Changling or saving Comrade Sergei is edgy and "fucking autism"
Well go back to how it was 3-4 years ago and
>rape
>>18159415
I used that because it's nearly 2:30 in the fucking morning, I'm clearly going to shorten what I can.
>>18159354
OK SECRET PROJECT ON!
>>18159402
>you can't do thing becuz I don' like how you do thing!
Stop misusing the word "edgy".
>>18159348
>>18159379
EMEMY FOXTROT ALPHA GOLD SIGHTED AT 2O METERS TO HORSEFUCKER ACTUAL, OVER.
>>18159403
SEND IT IN.
>>18159416
WE ARE HERE TO REMOVE KEBABUG.
Is OP ded?
>>18159427
Well leave please, we're conducting an operation here and you're getting in the way.
>>18159379
Aye. I've spotted an enemy taleban horse
>>18159416
We got the letter, we came to get you.
Y-you know /mlp/ I really cant keep this portal open forever and it closes for a million years at a time so...you
you should
Really be going through.
>>18159416
he is mind control
>>18159425
I don't mind the whole kill the Changeling thing, it's how they're going about it that is annoying, fucking Titanfall shit and thinking they're all "1337 military commandos" or some fucking shit. It's like as if this fell from being an actually good thread to an autism thread, soon we're going to have things worth of being featured in a fucking cringe thread at this rate.
>>18159233
My, what a pretty pair of wings, your highness.>>18159233
As the Anon who owns this house, I must say this has gone from weird, and it was weird in the beginning since we have like 30+ people in this house, most of whom have automatic weapons out of the wazoo and other autists who cannot stop arguing over a fridge, to utter batshit in 3 minutes.
>>18159449
ONLY WHEN YOU ARE NOTHING BUT DUST IN THE WIND
>>18159449
YOU, WE'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER!
>>18159449
No, I want to see the real you Twilight Sparkle, here let me pet you, I always wanted to pet you
>>18159447
You're authorized to take the shot
>>18159452
Sergei is of right mind, is you who is out of it... And I thank you for it, now comrades, let us remove.
>>18159455
You're obnoxious. This is hilarious.
>>18159455
>>18159427
Well sorry we're not supreme gentlemen like you.
>>18159449
Hey, Twilight! Look at this fancy lantern! Doesn't it look pretty?
>>18159449
Only if you let me fuck you first. If I can screw you then I'll go through
>>18159449
call slenderman to help
>>18159449
Show us your true form Lobster Horse! So we can eat you!
>>18159449
We very well know it's a slave labor camp "Twilight". We're not blind, you should just leave before someone just hauls out a mega sized can of Raid.
>>18159449
You didn't answer my question.
Why are your wings insect like, why are your eyes green, and why are you sweating so much?
>Captcha: circumcising
>>18159458
You asshole, we all paid for this PiS house.
>>18159449
Step aside you maggot. I am marching in there, and walking Sergei out, and God have mercy on you if you try to stop me.
>>18159449
I can wait a little longer.....:^)
>>18159475
FUCK YEAH.
http://coub.com/view/7f4i5ye8
>>18159449
FUCK YOU I AINT TRIFLIN' WITH NO STALE ASS PORTAL BITCH.
>>18159481
HELL WE HAVE ALL THE FIRE POWER HERE, I'M FLYING IN!
>>18159458
>>18159449
Your eyes are beutiful, did I ever tell you that?
>>18159449
The only thing I have to say is pic.
>Captcha lledgyU the
>>18159449
NOT TODAY PURPLE FAGGOT!
ITT; Anons, /k/ommandos and horsefuckers use milsurp to fuck shit up.
>>18159522
I almost arrived, just be and my squad mate hanging in this chopper for hours.
>>18159494
I will keep the portal open
>>18159449
something tells me this is a test
Twilight is just testing us
she'e using magic to make it appear that she a changeling
it cool guys just go right ahead
into the portal
come on
you right in
>>18159449
Quiet bug of the fascist, Sergei in Equestria long enough to know what you are, do not listen to her lies comrades
>>18159458
isn't /mlp/ beautiful
>>18159522
Aerial brother I think I can see Canterlot from here!
>>18159449
Why so nervous, I can practically here your chitin clattering. By the way, I've heard rumors about this "bug horse" named Chrysalis. I heard she is a real bitch, and a slut. A slutty bitch. And a queen? Please, she can't even provide for her own hive. Celestia is waaaay better. What do you think, TWILIGHT? I think she is a real poopy-head, also.
>>18159542
TRAITOR!
>>18159544
*autistic
>>18159449
get. the. hell. out of here.
>>18159551
Wait!
It's just the xeno to the xenos trying to trick us!
IT IS NOT A TACTICAL GENIUS!
>>18159551
HOLD FIRE, THERE MAY BE CIVVIES ON THE GROUND.
>>18159447
SNIPER TEAM, ARE THERE ANY CIVILIANS?
>>18159555
KILL THE TRAITOR, BROTHERS!
>>18159554
I know right? And I'm sure a little indecent involving a certain princess of love won't EVER kill an entire species!
>>18159563
yes it is. isn't the autism beautiful?
>>18159551
Flying over the Everfree Forest with some of my buddies.
>>18159577
>indecent
>princess of love
unf
captcha: story awsplow
>>18159581
ARE THERE ANY CAMPS, OVER.
>>18159449
okay but first
I love how everything went to complete shit in just a few minutes
>>18159581
Horsefucker Actual, this is is Horsfucker Delta Alpha Tango, we're gonna need a gun run over Sugar Cube Corner, do you read?
>>18159571
Big news for ya all, I managed to convince best pone to join sniper team, and no there isn't any civvies I'm doping my scope as we speak ready to take the shot
>>18159594
NO sir its all clear
>>18159449
Hey Purple Horse, want to see my loveshack?
>>18159601
It's amazing, isn't it?
>>18159489
THE THING ABOUT THAT IS
>>18158656
Age: 21
Height: 5'11"
Transpony Species: Pegasus
>>18159601
I know that feeling. I blame the summer and newfags.
>>18159625
WHAT IS THE THING
>>18159625
WHAT'S THE MATTER SPARKLE
GONNA CRACK UNDER PRESSURE
ARE THERE ANY CIVVIES IN CANTERLOT
>>18159625
I'm waiting...
MEN, WE HAVE SERGI, PULL OUT NOW! BRING ANY HUMAN HOSTAGES.
>>18159625
What's the thing.
WHAT'S THE THINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
>>18159625
Let's have a nice long discussion on why you partially look like a changeling.
>>18159625
I think we are done here.
>>18159625
Hey, no need to freak, Bed Bug.Follow me to the gay bathhouse
>>18159625
Just abandon thread little Changeling, or ignore the autists, shit got derailed into autistic circlejerking.
>>18159625
You are losing your composure, you are letting your not being Twilight thing happen.
>>18159625
You can stop now, Kanye West.
>>18159606
Yeah, I just radioed sniper team, they're seeing multiple Taliban ponies so watch your ground Horsefucker Delta Alpha Tango.
>>18159625
Is somethingbuggy you
>>18159642
>>18159625
>>18159625
WHAT IS IT?! WHAT DO THE WINGS MEAN?!
TELL ME WHAT DO THE WINGS MEAN!!mason[/spoiler
>>18159625
CHANGELING OF PURPLE! Come and fight me, I will send you back to hell where you may meet many generations of fascists and kebabs!
I AM SERGEI! AND YOU WILL FEEL WRATH OF MINE AND OF ENTIRE MOTHERLAND!
>>18159663
I let that one pass, but you should have said bugging.
That was actually pretty good.
>>18159674
FUCK YEAH SERGEI.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBVwiWiMS5I
>>18159663
carlos nice to have you here
>>18159636
I repeat are there any civvies in Canterlot?
>>18159674
Stand aside Sergei, I've got just the thing.
>>18159631
>>18159649
>Complaining about autism
>On /mlp/
/k/ really is /mlp/'s best friend.
>>18159694
POSITIVE, SEND IN THE HOSTAGE RESCUE TEAM.
>>18159701
It was never THIS bad before school got out, I bet most of these people in this thread are liable to be underaged b&
>>18159705
They just won't admit it.
>>18159633
>>18159636
>>18159663
>>18159658
>>18159694
STOP COCKBLOCKING ME YOU ASSMUNCHERSS
>>18159713
>doesn't know about /mlk/
>accuses others of being new and underage
>>18159084
Who the fuck put it on backwards? It's supposed to hang off the front, away from the wall.
>>18159694
Yeah, multiple. I advise you keep your distance high in the sky cos' you don't want to spook any of the ponies down there
>>18159713
just enjoy the fun
>>18159625
OP just so you know i love love love you
hiatus will end soon because of people like you
> The changelings right now
>>18159713
Or you're just a faggot who's only argument is
>'e newfigs omg
Fuck this thread is almost at bump limit.
I really wanna see how OP goes with this
>>18159490
Oh sure and we all paid for the airfield, the armory AND all the ammo dumps as well.
Let's face it, this place is /k/'s dream house.
>>18159752
You're damn straight it is
>>18159729
Son, I've been here for 3 years, I ain't new or underaged. Defending the autism just makes you look just as bad.
>>18159738
Look at them comrade from other frozen waste, look at how they shake! Hahahaha! Dah! They are of the terrified, I doubt even vodka would make them feel of bravery!
Had fun guys....had fun
OH MY GOD TWILY ARE THOSE HOLES ON YOUR BODY
>>18159738
Canadian, we need to Nuke Equestria, It's the only way to get rid of the Fascists, do you approve of my Idea?
>>18159772
Sounds fun.
I just remembered I have books to do
>>18159761
>im an oldfag guise u al suk
>>18159761
>I've been here for 3 years
Prove it.
>I ain't new or underaged
Prove. It.
>Defending the autism
"Waah, I'm not having fun so no one else can either!"
>>18159767
I know right
cant stand the cold little ponies?
>>18159777
>TRIPS CONFRIM!!!
>>18159777
I guess the thread is over now.
>implying this isn't just another test.
I trust twilight. I'm going in the portal.
>>18159777
See ya OP. Was a fun thread.
>>18159777
I KNEW IT!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH TWILIGHT!?
>>18159777
FOLLOW THAT INSECT
YOU KNOW WHAT
DAMN THE CIVILIANS THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE CONSPIRATORS
>>18159777
no wait! i want to go too!
>>18159777
>trips
Damn.
>>18159761
ragging and bitching about doesn't make you look any better either
>>18159777
no wait!
i just wanted a hug...
>>18159767
SHOOT MORE 7.62 AT THEM.
>>18159772
NEGATIVE, WE'VE MADE A DENT IN THEIR FORCES, THE REBELLION WILL BE EASY.
ALL TROOPS RETURN TO THE HOUSE.
>>18159777
Joke is on you, Sergei cannot read, letter was written by other prisoner, I had to tell him to make certain words of seeming suspicious and you not notice you idiot suka!
>>18159777
Yes, please do attend to those until summer vacation ends on Earth.
>>18159777
Wasted holy trips.
>tfw will never get to see sun goddess waifu
Portal is closed now, everybody, time to go home.
You fucknuts are going to scare her off.
Stop trying to kill her, may we can get laid.>>18159782
NO
DON'T LEAVE
YOU'RE THE ONE HOPE I HAVE OF GETTING LAID
>>18159819
Who knows how many more of them there are though, We need the nuke.
BRINGING THE BOOM BOOM TO CANTERLOT
>>18159777
HOLLLLY TRIPS!!!cheggum
Thanks a ton OP, hope to see you again soon
>>18159819
I'm out of 7.62, will 5.56 work?
>>18159772
>>18159777
k
>>18159794
I don't see how
I'm fucking 19 years old
Difference between fun and just being an assclown
>>18159836
>muh stoppin powah
And thus, the horsefuckers and /k/ommandos returned to the house, certian they had set the soon to be rebellion on it's way.
They all celebrated with Mres, ranger puddin, cupcakes and way too much fucking booze.
THE END.
>>18159832
NO! DON'T DO IT, THERE'S HUNDREDS OF CIVVIES DOWN THERE, M8.
>>18159841
We're having fun doing what we're doing, so why do you have to be a faggot and whine about it?
>>18159814
Bitching implies doing so with no good reason, I openly called people out on being asspies. There's a difference
now we wait for the 404
>>18159855
I'VE ALREADY VOICED MY CONCERNS>>18159807
>>18159828
You need to find yourself nice slavic girl comrade, bug is hard and not good for the fucking
>>18159852
WOOO. GOOD SHOW MEN, TILL NEXT TIME.
This thread was fun, /mlp/ you made my night a little better
>>18159852
....
I'm not cleaning the ammo casings up. Also the changeling left green goop in the sink and I am damn sure that shit won't come out. That's going on your rent.
>>18159777
It's too late bug.
>>18159852
Good Movie Guys, Sadly none of it was filmed and a lot of ponies and humans died....
>>18159857
You guys outright derailed the fucking thread within not even 5 minutes, if that ain't being a faggot then I don't fucking know what is.
>>18159875
I don't think Canadian owns the house, dude.
>>18159880
we have the archive, brW
>>18159859
>There's a difference
There really isn't. The only "argument" you've made consists of "stop liking what I don't like".
>>18159852
>>18159867
>>18159868
Fun times were had by all men eh?
>>18159887
>derailing threads
>/mlp/
>>18159887
>derailed the fucking thread
OP already had his pictures drawn in advance, you stupid fuck. The thread would have gone down the same way no matter what anyone else did.
Are you truly this retarded?
>>18159895
Yep, all except for those two faggots.
>>18159894
My argument consisted of "stop being autistic assclowns and derailing the fucking thread with shit that would happen on /b/"
Too late for that now though, you guys already scared off OP into quitting early
>>18159875
HEY FUCKER. LET ME TELL YOU WHAT.
Just use some wd-40 on the goop, and i'll take the casings to reload.
whelp time to clean up
>>18159887
I'm sorry, are you OP? Unless you are then you have no right to claim anything as 'derailed'.
>>18159852
Was good fight comrades, is shame that Sergei's dream of colorful ponies not come of the true. But Sergei is tired now, maybe will dream of colorful ponies. Call Sergei when removal of more fascist is necessary and good days until end of your days comrades.
>>18159910
>you guys already scared off OP into quitting early
Yep, you really ARE this retarded.
>>18159908
If they were pre-drawn, they wouldn't have taken so long continuing. They made quick little doodles for each part.
>>18159902
Yes, /mlp/ derails alot, but this was a fucking new record for the board in how fast it happened because of summerfags.
Jesus some anon be a hero and screencap this before it goes into the great beyond!
>>18159915
How about we just burn the place to the ground better than cleaning up!
>>18159910
> "stop being autistic assclowns and derailing the fucking thread with shit that would happen on /b/"
So:
>Stop liking what I don't like!
>>18159929
>If they were pre-drawn, they wouldn't have taken so long continuing
Yes, because there's ABSOLUTELY no chance that OP would possibly delay his posts in order to get input from the posters in the thread...
>>18159936
nah fresh pony meat for weeks
>>18159935
Too much to screencap. Maybe not but it might not be posted before this thread is over.
>>18159929
If anything OP was the one who derailed the thread with his fake portal .gif, and since he's OP he can't really derail the thread now can he?
>>18159929
>>18159923
Long days and pleasant nights, Sergei.
>>18159929
>they wouldn't have taken so long continuing. They made quick little doodles for each part.
Also: he. The pronoun is "he". I really doubt OP was multiple people.
>>18159923
Goodnight Comrade sergei, likewise to you.
>>18159987
Still Burning the Place to the ground easier than to clean it up.
>>18159960
Well at least we have the archive
>>18158420
>Wanting to be weak ass pony
>>18158450
Noctis pls
>>18158807
Ooo, yeah that's instant disqualification, sorry buddy.
>>18158870
he seems about 80 lbs under the average anons weight.
Damnit she stole our shit from the fridge.
>>18163601
FUCKING HELL, IT TOLD YOU. I FUCKING TOLD YOU.